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Herro! Here's how you play this game: OP: One day a Sackboy was walking in the park. Unfortunately, a tree got struck by lighting and fell on top of him. Dude: Fortunately he had his teleporter with him, and magicked himself away just in time. Guy: Unfortunately, Sackboy teleported above a pit of snakes. Person: Fortunately the snakes were all dead and non-venomous. Ready? Go: There once was a frog named Jeffrey. Unfortunately, he had a lack of limbs.

2012-05-31 16:00:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, he could grow limbs by purchasing the Limb Regeneration Potion at the local market.

2012-05-31 18:13:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, he accidentally picked up the gorilla edition.

2012-05-31 19:01:00 Author: Kiminski Posts: 545

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Fortunately, he intimidates all those who stand before him, with his mighty gorilla hands.

2012-05-31 19:38:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunatley, he can no longer walk on his feet.

2012-05-31 20:00:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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Fortunately, this means he has an excuse to be lazy.

2012-05-31 23:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, his lazy-couch tries to eat him

2012-05-31 23:30:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, he can hop on his hands away from the couch.

2012-05-31 23:54:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, he falls onto the lazy rug that wants to eat him, too.

2012-06-01 02:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the lazy rug is too lazy to try digesting him, so it lets him pass.

2012-06-01 02:35:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, the lazy rug is also clever and tricked the frog into thinking it could pass.

2012-06-01 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the frog is clever too, and he tricked the rug, too.

2012-06-16 00:10:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Unfortunately, we're not sure how the frog tricked the rug, so it went ahead and ate him.

2012-06-19 00:16:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, the fibers in his lazy rug made him stronger.

2012-06-19 15:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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unfortunately the rug absorbed his strength

2012-06-19 22:26:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Fortunately, little did the frog know, as he struggled around with his ape fists, being eaten up by the rug, he was actually performing a sacred rain dance, causing rain to pour down, through the cracks of the ceiling, soaking the carpet, killing it off for good, so the frog could get the heck out.

2012-06-20 01:41:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, he didn't know how to do a sun dance, so the house started flooding.

2012-06-26 16:31:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, he had recently installed extra-strong wood to coat his house.

2012-06-26 19:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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unfortunately the wood fell on the frog

2012-06-26 20:13:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995

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Fortunately, he still has gorilla arms, making him strong enough to hold up the wood, eventually throw it somewhere, and build a new house.

2012-06-26 20:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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unfortunately the house caught on fire and gave up on making a house.

2012-06-26 21:51:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995

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Fortunately, a girl took him as her pet, meaning he has a home now.

2012-06-27 00:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, it's only a temporary home as they intend on eating him for dinner.

2012-09-03 21:09:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Fortunately, their stomachs are already full from the afternoon moose they ate.

2012-09-03 21:53:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, they are actually cows, and have more than one stomach.

2012-09-03 22:59:00 Author: gamerguy5432 Posts: 333

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Fortunately, they're busy regurgitating everything, allowing the gorrilla-handed frog to make a quick escape.

2012-09-04 00:09:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately the gorrilla-handed frog terrorises an entire city with its acid breath.

2012-09-04 14:13:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Fortunately, he uses his giant but gentle gorilla arm to move everyone to a different uninhabited land.

2012-09-05 00:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he had mistaken butter back in the house for hand sanitizer. No control as the hundreds of people slipped and fell off his King Kong palms.

2012-09-05 00:55:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, the people had all foreseen this, and brought with them thier personal parachute, and so they gently fell down to safety. They then walked the rest of they way to the uninhabited land.

2012-09-05 02:33:00 Author: gamerguy5432 Posts: 333

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Unfortunately, they couldn't walk there because the frog was carrying them across a sea to get to the land.

2012-09-05 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately there are boats! :arg:

2012-09-06 21:28:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Unfortunately, the boats are canoes, and there isn't enough room on that canoe for more than one or two people.

2012-09-06 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately they had enough canoes for each person to have thier own.

2012-09-07 01:45:00 Author: gamerguy5432 Posts: 333

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Unfortunately the path is to treacherous to cross with canoes!

2012-09-07 18:39:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Fortunately the people had lived under a deposit of titanium, creating indestructable canoes.

2012-09-07 19:58:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortunately, due to global warming, the sun is getting hotter and it's more than 3000 degrees out there : the canoes are melting!

2012-09-07 20:34:00 Author: Oddmania Posts: 1305

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Fortunately, they mixed with the sea water, making water you can walk across.

2012-09-07 22:36:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortunately that killed them. :/

2012-09-07 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately the frog with gorilla arms, first devastated by the death of thousands whom he loved, managed to overcome the emotional pain and start his life afresh.

2012-09-07 22:53:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortuately the sun blew up, engulfed the earth in flames, and the gorrila was the only survivor, so he would have to go to another planet to start his life anew. BUT, all of the rocket ships, molecule transportation devices, and bycicles were destroyed, so there was no way he could get there. Oh well.

2012-09-07 23:55:00 Author: gamerguy5432 Posts: 333

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Fortunately, he wields the dagger of time, as well as the sands of time.

2012-09-08 12:09:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, he does not know how to operate said items and ends up cutting off a finger with the dagger.

2012-09-08 20:00:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunately he has nine more, and decides to forget all of the hocus pocus stuff, and just jump to the next planet, which happens to be right next to earth.

2012-09-08 20:04:00 Author: gamerguy5432 Posts: 333

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Unfortunately his body is unable to breath in the atmosphere around him.

2012-09-08 20:43:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately he grows a new lung (moments after landing) that breathes the carbon-hydrogen "air" on the planet rather than oxygen.

2012-09-08 21:57:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, the growing process of a new lung takes two weeks.

2012-09-08 22:29:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately he had Team Fortress 2 to keep himself busy.

2012-09-08 22:52:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately he can hold his breath for long periods of time.

2012-09-08 23:34:00 Author: gamerguy5432 Posts: 333

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Unfortunately, the info. mentioned above doesn't count, being a second 'Fortunately' in a row.

2012-09-09 03:48:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, it's all a dream.

2012-09-09 08:51:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Unfortunately, when I wake up, I notice a poster in my bedroom of a famous mexican wrestler called "the gorilla-handed bullfrog ", which makes me question what's real and what's not.

2012-09-09 12:06:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, you realize you're in an alternate world made of video games.

2012-09-09 15:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately you're on your last life so if you die you won't respawn. :hero:

2012-09-09 19:26:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Fortunately, there is a 1-Up conveniently within arm's reach.

2012-09-09 20:33:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Unfortunately someone got the 1UP before you did (it is an MMO)

2012-09-09 21:51:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately it was Luigi, who is second banana to everything. So, because Luigi has one, you obviously have one already, somewhere...

2012-09-09 21:54:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately... it is up your a**.

2012-09-09 23:22:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunately, Toadsworth is a part-time proctologist.

2012-09-09 23:49:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately you need an appointment.

2012-09-10 01:14:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, the Mushroom Kingdom has great customer service, and can get you an appointment in no time.

2012-09-10 02:01:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, that's only when they aren't running around screaming from another Koopa attack, which is quite often.

2012-09-10 04:32:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunately they aren't at the moment!

2012-09-10 11:16:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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Unfortunately, that doesn't make the proctologist's examination any less painful.

2012-09-10 16:54:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, Mario didn't have to eat that one when it was all over, and was given a free 1-up mushroom for his cooperation.

2012-09-10 20:35:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, it was Dr. Mario. An impostor!

2012-09-10 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately he kicked the imposter right in the keester.

2012-09-11 04:12:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately that made him spill his mutating agent on you.

2012-09-11 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately he was wearing Portal Conversion gel which is anti-"mutationing."

2012-09-12 01:28:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, after tasting the conversion gel, Mario found that it did not taste like blue cheese.

2012-09-12 02:11:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately he had some blue cheese in his overalls.

2012-09-12 03:18:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, it was pitpocketed by Ezio

2012-09-12 10:26:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, Ezio didn't know what the blue cheese was and put it back in fear of it being another all-powerful object.

2012-09-12 17:53:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, Ezio didn't know what the blue cheese was and put it back in fear of it being another all-powerful object. Unfortunately, 'Mario' (AC2) takes it from him.

2012-09-12 20:51:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, "Mario" slips on some propulsion gel and dies from a Waddle Dee. ()

2012-09-12 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, "Mario" of Rome was actually "Mario" of the Mushroom Kingdom, and since a great gaming icon has tragically died Ezio and game characters everywhere start weeping.

2012-09-12 22:54:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, they've sent Mario's corpse down a warp pipe, leading to his own underground mausoleum. Rest in peace fellow italian plumber.

2012-09-12 23:00:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately a koopa army and bowser are waiting for him.

2012-09-13 01:50:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, the plumber is in another castle.

2012-09-13 10:08:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, when they get there, the plumber is in a different castle from that.

2012-09-13 15:46:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, they were talking about a toy castle that was in the room.

2012-09-13 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately the toy castle was magical thus grew really large and destroyed the real castle and all the tnt inside it making it very unlikely and next to impossible to survive.

2012-09-14 03:46:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately only the building structure was annihilated, and the koopa army jumped down a trap door they found under the rug into the basement. (How did the koopa army become the protagonist all of a sudden? )

2012-09-14 17:15:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Edit: Unfortunately, I wasn't paying propper attention and added to the wrong part of the story.

2012-09-14 17:28:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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Fortunately, that is okay!

2012-09-15 14:33:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortunately, it's not really okay. Go back to the hole from which you came from! I kid.

2012-09-15 20:34:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately the whole is very nice and cosy (spelling?) , perfect for filthy vermin such as yourself.

2012-09-16 03:47:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately the whole is very nice and cosy (spelling?) , perfect for filthy vermin such as yourself. Unfortunately, Dread didn't come from a whole, he came from a hole. /Grammar-Nazi

2012-09-16 11:24:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately it was a whole hole (DAS ENTIRE HOLE)

2012-09-16 23:59:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, the hole wasn't cozy.

2012-09-17 04:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, lining it with a cosy over it would make it warmer.

2012-09-20 23:16:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortunately, the cosyness was so cosy that it exploded and unleashed the wrath of Vegitarianism.

2012-09-22 17:04:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, there is a black hole that sucks in all the vegetarians.

2012-09-22 18:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the world is now entirely populated by carnivores, causing every animal on Earth to eventually get poached and eaten.

2012-09-22 21:40:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, it was all in Luigi's dream.

2012-09-23 02:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he's still the pathetic, pale shadow of a brother that everyone laments for.

2012-09-23 04:46:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunately, Luigi had a crafty and rather morbid plan to take off the dead Mario's red overalls and hat, which he wore to his grave, and wear them as his own, making everyone think the great Mario had risen again, getting himself showered with fame.

2012-09-24 17:27:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortunately, the Mario cap was too tight and slipped off.

2012-09-24 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, a wandering Koopa picked it up and gave it back to him.

2012-09-24 23:32:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Unfortunately, Luigi's slippery structure made him slip on the ground and lose it again.

2012-09-25 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, an endless cycle of goombas walk by picking up red hats for italian plumbers. It's quite odd, really.

2012-09-25 21:19:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, I can't think of anything else bad to happen.

2012-09-25 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunatley, the Quantum Space Realm right then hit L1N3R1D3R and billions of ideas popped into his head.

2012-09-25 23:08:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Unfortunately, I'm still stuck with saying the unfortunate events.

2012-09-26 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, this series of unfortunes be bringin' you a new hat that is neither too tight nor too large

2012-09-26 23:49:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, paradox.

2012-09-27 19:50:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, xodarap. paradox

2012-09-28 03:12:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fyalutoruenntu, I ma onw ylsxdice. (Unfortunately, I am now dyslexic.)

2012-09-28 18:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, there is a club for you dyslexics to join, next door in fact.

2012-09-28 23:36:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, I NEVER get to post any fortunate events! GRAH!

2012-09-30 02:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I do. http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/thumb/2/2d/Trollface_HD.png/618px-Trollface_HD.png

2012-09-30 04:35:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Unfortunately, the Trollface was banned from the United States of Canada in February 31st, 3014

2012-09-30 06:37:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, it's only 3013.

2012-09-30 11:29:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Unfortunately, potatoes are still legal in 3013.

2012-09-30 21:13:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunatley, that means GLaDOS isn't in jail

2012-09-30 21:17:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, GLaDOS not being in jail means Potato Armageddon.

2012-09-30 21:21:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, unlimited mash potatoes

2012-09-30 21:22:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, unlimited mashed potatoes means L1N3R1D3R cannot access his computer/mobile device/anything to post a "Fortunately."

2012-09-30 21:23:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, I take his Fortunately post

2012-09-30 21:25:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, taking his fortunately post makes him ragequit LBPC and all the other forums.

2012-09-30 21:28:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, doing so makes him create levels that'll make him the most famous LBP creator ever

2012-09-30 21:30:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, with great fame comes great responsibility (which he cannot handle), thus making him the worst best creator in the history of creativity.

2012-09-30 21:35:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, at that point, no one even plays LBP anymore.

2012-10-01 06:49:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Unfortunately, the trolls are still there.

2012-10-01 13:02:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Fortunately, by that point, trolls have evolved into gentlemen

2012-10-01 20:41:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, the trolls become so well-educated that they are now taking over the internet and banning every single thing non-gentelman-ish, thus becoming trolls again.

2012-10-02 17:20:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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I finally get to post a fortunate event! Fortunately, I am a gentleman in the game Clue, Mr. Green to be exact, who quickly murders the trolls by breaking the beams supporting the ceiling.

2012-10-02 23:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I just made your fortunately into an unfortunately. and Unfortunately gentlemen have been converted into an army of RockSaurons.

2012-10-03 03:37:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, I'm still around to pop some bullets into their heads.

2012-10-03 06:32:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunately, I'm still around to pop some bullets into their heads. Unfortunately, your bullets are powered by energizer batteries somehow, which turns your foes into zombies. So they can keep going, and going, and going..

2012-10-03 11:32:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, you can flick them with Touch, getting 1 point per half-second they are in the air, and getting 250 points for touching a donut.

2012-10-03 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, Comic Sans is the devil font which causes people's eyes to burn from the sheer tackiness of it.

2012-10-03 19:38:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, you are WRONG!

2012-10-03 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he has been wrong at least 3 times in his life. And 3 lefts (AKA wrongs) do make a right. 42095

2012-10-03 23:29:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, we shall drive this conversation back to the Zombie Bouncing minigame!

2012-10-03 23:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately I don't want to play that game anymore times.

2012-10-04 02:20:00 Author: bonner123 Posts: 1487

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Fortunately, i hypnotized you into wanting to play it.

2012-10-05 03:30:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, you've managed to hypnotize yourself at the same time and play it with him.

2012-10-08 07:46:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Fortunately, he had some sense to buy another copy of the game than trying to get him off.

2012-10-08 18:24:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Unfortunately, the copy that was purchased was only for XBox, therefore unplayable on a PS3.

2012-10-08 18:59:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, he has a system that can play any CD game, rendering your unfortunate event useless.

2012-10-08 23:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, he has a system that can play any CD game, rendering your unfortunate event useless. Unfortunately, the system is portable and had to be charged. (WHICH TAKES FOREVER MWAHAHHA)

2012-10-09 15:11:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Fortunately, he charged it with Uranium. Now it has infinite battery. Problem logic?

2012-10-09 16:03:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, the LBP CD had a scratch in it.

2012-10-10 00:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately it only scratched out music.

2012-10-10 02:49:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813

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Unfortunately, the music was of high quality.

2012-10-10 04:32:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, he went to the shop and changed it for a new one.

2012-10-10 13:53:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, the game was from GameStation.

2012-10-10 18:56:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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Fortunately, Gamestation is fantastic.

2012-10-12 00:51:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, you went to LameStation by mistake.

2012-10-12 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Lamestation had better games that were unheard of before.

2012-10-12 23:20:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, all the better games were sequels upon sequels of "Star Wars" games.

2012-10-14 21:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you sold the games and bought games based on the Original Star Wars trilogy

2012-10-14 22:33:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortanetily your Star Wars game came with virus. Lots of bad virus :kz:

2012-10-14 23:22:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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Fortunately, we had an LolsetNod 32 antivirus, so we're virus-proof

2012-10-15 13:29:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, that installed another virus :S

2012-10-17 01:41:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, the virus imploded and boosted your perfomance

2012-10-17 13:35:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, the power was more than your computer can manage.

2012-10-18 00:52:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, I was playing on a PS83

2012-10-18 14:07:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, PS83 gets the Maroon ring of death.

2012-10-19 00:07:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, Sownie changed it for free. Now you have a new one. And it came with LittleBigPlanet 3D

2012-10-19 13:31:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, LBP3D is a 400 year old game. The servers are non-existent and you are the only person who owns it.

2012-10-21 20:22:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, after the PlayStationNework was hacked, it was gifted to everyone, so the servers reopened and everyone owns one

2012-10-21 20:54:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfornately, because of that, now everyone that plays LBP3D makes crap levels and Community Moon is full of crap

2012-10-21 21:09:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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Fortunately, the creators came from the crafty heaven and purged the cool pages.

2012-10-21 21:16:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, the cool pages were part of a book. :S

2012-10-22 14:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you had that book saved on your computer.

2012-10-22 14:30:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfornately, your HD burned and you lost all information.

2012-10-22 17:37:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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Fortunately, you also had it saved on your PS83.

2012-10-22 21:58:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I hate unfortunate information, or at least posting it.

2012-10-24 23:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, you don't have to post it

2012-10-24 23:22:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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Unfortunately, as of 2189, there is a law that says you now do.

2012-10-25 02:04:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, the law is invalidated to users living on the Earth

2012-10-25 13:41:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, the law was posted in another solar system which had an Earth they were referring to.

2012-10-25 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I live in that other solar sistem :kz:

2012-10-25 23:12:00 Author: Diatosta Posts: 101

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Unfortunately, a black hole moved that planet to our galaxy

2012-10-26 16:28:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, it was disintegrated when it went through the black hole, thus eliminating the law.

2012-10-26 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, that made the universe collapse and explode again, making a new universe, where that black hole didn't exist, but the law did.

2012-10-26 23:22:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I broke the law.

2012-10-27 03:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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Unfortunately, such acts are punishable by the grand court of the interunerversal interuniverse.

2012-10-27 05:54:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Fortunately, nobody noticed

2012-10-27 09:28:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, that doesn't make the deed any less immoral.

2012-10-27 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the morality (or lack thereof) is cool. Very cool.

2012-10-28 03:25:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, it's so cool it freezes the universe.

2012-10-28 10:43:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I warm it again with my breath.

2012-10-29 14:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, your breath was poisonous.

2012-10-29 15:17:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, it only poisoned BAD people... VERY BAD

2012-10-31 03:55:00 Author: xtremesackboy Posts: 479

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Unfortunately, those bad persons had the cure for all the bad stuff of the world.

2012-10-31 15:50:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, the cures were bad cures.

2012-11-06 23:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they also had all the recipes for yummy food. And the ingredients. Now you can only it rotten things and uncooked vegetables.

2012-11-06 23:17:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, how would people forget how to make pizza?

2012-11-09 16:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, brain wash my friend.

2012-11-09 17:32:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, brain wash my friend. Fortunately, that sentence was oddly worded, so you only brain washed your friend, instead of all of humanity.

2012-11-09 20:34:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Unfortunately, the rest of the humanity thought it was cool and requested brain wash too.

2012-11-10 08:50:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, there was no more brain water with which you could brainwash someone.

2012-11-11 01:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I'm going to do a plot twist and switch to something easier to follow. Ehh... unfortunately, all the bacon on the earth dissapeared.

2012-11-11 09:39:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, that means no poor pigs will have to be killed anymore. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120820212056/gravityfalls/images/c/c0/S1e9_waddles_spots_food.png

2012-11-16 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, now they're making bacon out of humans

2012-11-17 09:21:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, we are actually intelligent aliens that look like humans. Humans live in a galaxy far, far away.

2012-11-18 01:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they ran out of real humans and now they're using us.

2012-11-18 10:49:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I have a cloning machine.

2012-11-19 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, it broke.

2012-11-20 14:04:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I made my own.

2012-11-25 02:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, the clones created by your cloning machine are evil.

2012-11-25 09:18:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I set all the evil clones on fire.

2012-11-25 19:36:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, fire makes them stronger.

2012-11-25 19:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, water does the opposite.

2012-11-26 00:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, we ran out of water 1000 years ago.

2012-11-26 13:37:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I have a spaceship, and theres tons of water on a nearby planet.

2012-11-26 22:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, a black hole swallowed that planet.

2012-11-27 14:42:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I am the black hole. Now I have all of the water.

2012-11-28 01:54:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, in the process of getting the water, you turned into pure energy.

2012-11-28 13:43:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, you are now energetic enough to shovel the snow on the driveway. #firstworldprocrastinationproblems

2012-12-10 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the snow is altered by the black hole and is reconfigurated into white, shiny gelatin.

2012-12-11 00:06:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, that gelatin didn't like the earth and flew away into the galaxy

2012-12-11 13:59:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, gravity.

2012-12-13 03:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, the gelatin didn't give a fruit about gravity

2012-12-13 15:40:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, enraged gravity decided to throw the world into the sun.

2012-12-13 15:51:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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Fortunately, the sun's gravity is inverse.

2012-12-13 23:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, that makes us go into a collision course with another black hole

2012-12-14 14:00:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, Sackboy appears, pauses the game, and deletes the black hole.

2012-12-14 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he had the pop cancer and popped right before hitting triangle.

2012-12-14 22:22:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, checkpoints revolve around the Sun.

2012-12-15 00:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the Negativitron ate the checkpoints

2012-12-15 11:10:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, checkpoints come from giant checkpoint checkpoints, which are all the suns in the universe.

2012-12-17 23:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, those were 1-use giant checkpoints

2012-12-18 20:29:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, checkpoint-ception.

2012-12-19 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, it accidentally summoned Cthulhu and we all went crazy from seeing it

2012-12-19 23:02:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, Sackboy saves the day again.

2012-12-19 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, no hand waves are accepted here

2012-12-20 13:49:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, sound waves are. And he waves really loudly.

2012-12-20 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the waves bounced on the sun and killed Sackboy

2012-12-20 17:53:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, that was a sackboy, and not the sackboy

2012-12-22 01:16:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, that random sackboy was destinated to be the saviour of our world.

2012-12-22 08:59:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, he wasn't the only one.

2012-12-30 05:42:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, Chuck Norris came down and killed everyone (Deus Ex Machina!)

2012-12-30 13:13:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, The whole forum game up to this point was L1N3R1D3R's dream

2013-01-04 08:24:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, L1N3R1D3R died from the shock too (sorry buddy)

2013-01-04 10:44:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, L1N3R1D3R was resurrected because space.

2013-01-05 16:34:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, he then dies because of an inconvenient heart attack

2013-01-05 16:54:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, the dream goes on to littlebigplanet land (dreams go there guys, didn't you see the lbp1 intro) and sackboy dreams about himself DREAMCEPTION

2013-01-05 18:03:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Unfortunately, the dream is about me dying.

2013-01-05 18:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, he wakes up right before the part where you die

2013-01-05 19:08:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, this is the part where he kills you!

2013-01-05 21:58:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, you get a trophy for reaching this stage of the game.

2013-01-06 21:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, your PS3 melts

2013-01-06 23:14:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, it solidifies back into a PS4. MAGIC!

2013-01-07 11:14:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, you don't have a PS4 controller.

2013-01-08 00:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, a PS3 controller works on a PS4!

2013-01-08 00:48:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, the Negativitron comes along and vacuums up your PS4!!!!!!!!!!

2013-01-08 07:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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