Archive: 1191 posts

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Fortunately, it hated the taste and spit it out immediately.

2013-01-09 01:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he spat it out 50 feet in the air

2013-01-09 03:36:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, warranty covers damage from spits/falls of up to 70 feet.

2013-01-09 03:49:00 Author: Unknown User

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Unfortunately, you read the contract wrong. It said '7.0', not '70'. Get it right.

2013-01-09 21:10:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, the dot was just a typo

2013-01-09 23:09:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, the contract exploded.

2013-01-10 09:51:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Fortunately, the Alliance's sackbot army trampled your house. Oh, wait...

2013-01-10 16:37:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately Protoraptor's comment was ignored by a frenzied weasel.

2013-01-11 11:48:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Fortunately, the frenzy passed away and he started listening to the comment

2013-01-13 23:21:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, he is deaf and blind

2013-01-13 23:22:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, magic happened and now he isn't. Isn't it wonderful how easy is to solve things with magic?

2013-01-14 13:36:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, Patofan is not a wizard. Frenzie is still deaf and blind.

2013-01-16 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I am. There are 5 wizards in the Middle Earth. 1 white, 2 blue, 1 gray and 1 brown. I'm one of the 2 blues (now THIS is a retcon)

2013-01-16 22:54:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, retcons are illegal unless I'm doing them, because I am Wheatley.

2013-01-18 07:44:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I convinced you to retcon it for me

2013-01-18 14:14:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, this is the part where I kill you!

2013-01-20 09:04:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, portal gunv f

2013-01-20 09:16:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, the batteries in the portal gun were out of power, and there wasn't any more in sight.

2013-01-20 18:42:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, rock falls, Glados dies

2013-01-20 19:42:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, it's me, Wheatley, who is about to kill you, not GLaDOS.

2013-01-20 20:28:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, the moon didn't think so

2013-01-20 21:28:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, that stupid Space bloke is up here too.

2013-01-20 21:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, he fell down when you were flying over Skyrim, so you are now alone

2013-01-21 19:07:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I'm there with you.

2013-01-22 05:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, that's not a bad thing (?)

2013-01-22 14:47:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I don't even know how he got up here.

2013-01-22 16:12:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, he came here with a space ship that will take us back to the Earth/Craftsworld/Aperture Labs

2013-01-22 17:13:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I ate it. I was hungry, man.

2013-01-22 20:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I pop to you guys location from nowhere

2013-01-22 20:55:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Unfortunately, that doesn't really help us. We're still stranded, bro.

2013-01-22 22:42:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I have a week's supply of cake.

2013-01-23 07:37:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, it's made from moon dirt, so we can't eat it

2013-01-23 13:39:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, I'm a robot - I don't have to eat.

2013-01-23 16:22:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, so I am. That means we must fight to death in some flashy mecha fight

2013-01-23 19:07:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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But I'm Wheatley. I don't have hands or legs or anything remotely useful in combat. Maybe I could disengage myself from my management rail and land on your face.

2013-01-23 19:20:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately Wheatley had a catastrophic failure and his electrical systems switch off, which meant that he wasn't able to disengage himself from the rail.

2013-01-23 19:54:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!!!

2013-01-26 18:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, Wheatley was our only source of power. And now he has no power. So no mashy-spike-plate fun time.

2013-01-26 20:09:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, GLaDOS came along and restored the power for Wheatley from the emergency power supply.

2013-01-26 23:37:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately it all exploded.

2013-01-27 09:49:00 Author: Frenzie Posts: 308

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Fortunately I did some Science and made it all come back again.

2013-01-27 11:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you had a miscalculation and Wheatley and GLaDOS try to kill us

2013-01-27 16:37:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Fortunately, the plot needs us alive, so we're not going to die

2013-01-27 19:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, Chapter 10 is called 'The Part Where He Kills Patofan'.

2013-01-28 07:39:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, that title's a misnomer. I played through Portal 2, and when it tells you 'The Part Where He Kills You' he (SPOILER ALERT) doesn't kill you. So patofan should be fine.

2013-01-28 22:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, GLaDOS, after being put back in control, breaks her promise to free us and locks us all back in testing.

2013-01-29 07:10:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, that's good for me. Because I'm GLaDOS.

2013-01-29 23:04:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, now you're a potato

2013-01-31 21:37:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, that means I'm a potato battery. Power's back!

2013-02-01 03:05:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, my friend Bird doesn't like you

2013-02-01 22:54:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, the copper cables inside the potato are harmful for the bird.

2013-02-02 04:42:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Unfortunately, Bird is the shortened version of Birdtronic Mk 2 Copperproof

2013-02-02 10:37:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, those cables are reinforced with Mercury, metal that damages this device.

2013-02-04 06:43:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Unfortunately, it's Mercury, the planet, not the metal. POTaTOS is squished.

2013-02-04 07:46:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, Aperture rebooted me. It's all good.

2013-02-05 22:56:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, Part Five! Booby-trap the Stalemate Button!

2013-02-06 17:36:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, we sequence-breaked that part and got straight to the moon

2013-02-06 19:24:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, I'm trapped in orbit. My coordinates are: 1 - 1 - 1 - bzzz[transmission ended]zzzzt

2013-02-06 20:21:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, you were kind of the antagonist. Your being stranded is a good thing. Sorry about that.

2013-02-06 22:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I was the deuteragonist, so there.

2013-02-07 07:16:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, I have no idea what that means.

2013-02-07 22:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Ha! Now who's a moron?! (You unfortunatelyed twice)

2013-02-08 07:32:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you're still the moron. Of course I know what deuteragonist means. I was just playing you for a fool.... you moron.

2013-02-09 04:40:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I think you saw this coming... I AM NOT A MORON!

2013-02-09 10:22:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, when you were the deuteragonist, you injected yourself with MORONS desease

2013-02-09 13:44:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Fortunately, there's no such thing. I think.

2013-02-09 13:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unforunately, there is... and you just so happen to be living proof.

2013-02-09 15:00:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, you hacked Portal 2 and cured Wheatley from the MORONS disease.

2013-02-09 19:51:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, MORONS disease is not curable

2013-02-09 21:40:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Fortunately, it doesn't matter, because I flung that moron into space.

2013-02-10 00:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, the moron that you flung into space bounced off a local asteroid and is now headed back to Earth. What are you going to do to save humanity from the MORON disease?

2013-02-11 19:56:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, I don't have it! Also, I'm heading back to Earth! Yes!

2013-02-11 20:08:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you've grown so big from lack of gravity you make a crater on Aperture Laboratories.

2013-02-11 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, a) I never liked that place anyway, and b), how did I grow? Robots can't grow.

2013-02-12 08:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, a) b) there's no gravity.

2013-02-12 23:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Hold on, I think we've just broken the laws of physics here. How would no gravity make a fixed piece of metal grow? It would make humans grow more easily (because on Earth we grow against the force of Gravity, and that's why you're at you're tallest in the morning), but it shouldn't matter for something that has a fixed volume. Fortunately, I have saved science by re-inventing the laws of physics.

2013-02-13 02:04:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, that's Aperture's job. Cave Johnson just killed you in your sleep.

2013-02-13 02:24:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, they woke you up so you could live forever.

2013-02-13 18:20:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately I had to put science at risk again so that Cave Johnson wouldn't kill me again in my sleep.

2013-02-13 19:21:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, Cave Johnson got distracted ranting about lemons, so you can get back to saving Science.

2013-02-13 19:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS!

2013-02-13 23:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Cave Johnson was forced to eat lemons due to a secret I found while I was saving science again behind his back.

2013-02-14 11:57:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, Science was broken by me, when I was experimenting with Mashy-Spike-Plates.

2013-02-14 17:04:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I fixed science. It would be you to break it, you moron.

2013-02-14 21:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, YOUR the moron

2013-02-14 23:34:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Fortunately, I put her into a potato.

2013-02-15 09:03:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately (for you), Chell helped me get back to normal. Now you're in space.

2013-02-16 03:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately...well. I can't think of anything fortunate to counter that with.

2013-02-16 08:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, your post just showed all of us how moronic you are. Well, unfortunately for you, that is. For me, it's rather fortunate.

2013-02-17 04:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately for us, we can now laugh at how Wheatley is such a moron experimenting with his spikey-mashy plates. C'mon Wheatley! Surely you can be more original then that?

2013-02-17 20:44:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, he stopped to read a book. Well, to try to read a book.

2013-02-17 21:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, he can read

2013-02-17 21:57:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Unfortunately, that doesn't mean he can comprehend.

2013-02-17 21:57:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately for us, it means that we can laugh and mock Wheatley even further.

2013-02-18 01:41:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, MASHY-SPIKE-PLATE!

2013-02-19 07:53:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, Wheatley failed to hack the system to operate the mashy-spike-plates. Computer screen, check. Keyboard, check.

2013-02-19 21:30:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, it turns out he just needed to break the glass. And he just did.

2013-02-19 22:07:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I'm in control of the whole facility now! Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!

2013-02-20 07:39:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, the facility has a password that you don't know. So you get kicked out.

2013-02-21 19:38:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, you can't kick me out! Who will build Frankenturrets and Mashy-Spike-Plates now?

2013-02-21 19:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, we have more than enough and your services are no longer needed.

2013-02-21 21:16:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, I...I...I can't think of anything fortunate to counter with... *trundles slowly away on Management Rail*

2013-02-21 21:32:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, Fortunately, we are in need of some staff so you were hired again. But you still aren't given the password to the facility.

2013-02-21 22:14:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Fortunately, Chell came back. We don't need Wheatley anymore, so he's gone.

2013-02-21 23:11:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, she was replaced by Atlas and P-Body.

2013-02-21 23:23:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Fortunately, they can kind of talk. Chell didn't even try.

2013-02-21 23:31:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, Chell doesn't talk. If she had then maybe Portal 2 would be very different.

2013-02-22 15:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, that gives her a similar attribute to Gordon Freeman. And he's God.

2013-02-22 21:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, he's not. Wheatley is God. Yes, I did just say that.

2013-02-22 21:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, Wheatley is not ​God. God's not a moron.

2013-02-24 02:47:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I'll steer away from this subject now to avoid potentially offending religious people.

2013-02-24 08:19:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, someone got offended at your thinking they were going to get offended. Whoops.

2013-02-25 00:14:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately I was able to explain the situation to anyone who is offended and they no longer want to kill Wheatley.

2013-02-25 17:41:00 Author: MSTER232 Posts: 247

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Unfortunately, someone killed me already. I reactivated myself in an incident with a bird that you can't hear properly because you're flinging up and down with an aerial faith plate.

2013-02-25 19:46:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, no one has to hear you. You're in space.

2013-02-25 22:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, that's not a good thing. Who will offer helpful hints like 'I heard gunfire! A bit late for this, but look out for gunfire! Probably doesn't help at this point, but I have at least tried,' and 'No, no, I'm sure it's this way. I'm definitely sure it's this way,' now?

2013-02-26 07:46:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I am plenty capable of taking care of myself, Wheatley.

2013-03-02 03:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, what happens when you're a potato, eh? Who's going to help you now? (And it's not Chell because Mashy-Spike-Plate)

2013-03-02 09:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I got P-Body and Atlas, and you have no one.

2013-03-02 22:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, they died in the last co-op chamber test.

2013-03-03 13:26:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Fortunately, I'll create a core that can be my evil sidekick. Uh...TechnoCore. That sounds good.

2013-03-03 17:49:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, this is the part where I kill (or in this case, deactivate) you.

2013-03-04 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I escaped because there was Conversion Gel dripping from that pipe there.

2013-03-05 07:19:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you do not have a portal gun. You're Wheatley, remember?

2013-03-05 16:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, it was actually Repulsion Gel, and I bounced out of there.

2013-03-05 17:09:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for me, your plan worked.

2013-03-05 20:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately for you, I must now bossfight you. And you'll probably kill me. Violently.

2013-03-05 21:00:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you take away my Portal gun.

2013-03-05 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he spared you, so I cast you off into space. That moron should've killed you when he had the chance.

2013-03-05 22:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Sniped! Fortunately, space recently refueled on oxygen and gravity.

2013-03-06 22:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I need neither of those.

2013-03-07 07:58:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, the humans do. And I just cast them up there.

2013-03-07 21:57:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, black hole.

2013-03-07 23:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, that horrid smell is gone. Humans are so smelly.

2013-03-08 00:58:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, on an exceptionally (notice the big word there?) rare occasion, I have to agree with you.

2013-03-08 20:29:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I removed that tiny section of your brain where you agreed with him.

2013-03-08 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I came back from hiatus, so I destroy everything with my sheer awesomeness

2013-03-09 14:52:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, it is LBP, and we rewind what just happened.

2013-03-09 17:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, h4h levels are spamming are very minds.

2013-03-09 19:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I deployed a barrier that stops H4H levels automagically

2013-03-10 09:57:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, they're too strong for that. They break through and turn you into a H4Her with their evil powers.

2013-03-10 22:02:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I save the day. I'm not gonna let some smelly human make me post h4h levels.

2013-03-10 23:18:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I Mashy-Spike-Plated you while in control of Aper - I mean, Wheatley Laboratories. So, it's either that or H4Hing.

2013-03-11 08:39:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I deactivated you. Back to Aperture. Not Wheatley Laboratories.

2013-03-11 21:18:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately for me, I'm deactivated and doomed to rot forever in the pits of Android Hell. Nice and poetic there, see.

2013-03-11 21:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, the MORONS disease is gone once and for all.

2013-03-11 21:54:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I downloaded it into your hard drive moments before you cast me into Android Hell.

2013-03-11 21:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, this experience taught me where the MORONS disease lies in my brain. *Deleted*

2013-03-11 22:00:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I'm still stuck down here. Hello? Anyone? I'm scared.

2013-03-11 22:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, you have the space core to accompany you.

2013-03-11 22:07:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, he'll be ranting about - wait, what are you doing with that transmitter? SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space. Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space. Space space wanna go to space. Space space going to space oh boy Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Oh. Play it cool. Play it cool. Here come the space cops. Help me, space cops. Space cops, help. Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going. Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space. Space. Space. Gonna go to space. Space. Space. Go to space. Yes. Please. Space. Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Gonna be in space. Space. Space. Ohhhh, space. Wanna go to space. Space. No no no no give me that back...chkzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

2013-03-11 22:13:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, now we at Aperture can laugh at you. Ha ha. Ha.

2013-03-11 22:14:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I'm running seriously low on power and I would like someone to get me out of this blasted Android Hell.

2013-03-11 22:17:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, no one bothers.

2013-03-11 22:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I die quietly in the bowels of Android Hell, with no friends or allies at my side. *sob*

2013-03-11 22:24:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, it's a video game, and what happened restarts, so you can escape this time.

2013-03-11 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, this isn't a video game. It's all very real.

2013-03-11 22:38:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, that means that our existence is more than the abstract of a developer's imagination.

2013-03-11 22:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I'm doing all the unfortunate stuff. I'm going to wait a bit so I get to do something fortunate. Uhh, in the meantime though, I'm still dead in Android Hell.

2013-03-11 22:40:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, you're not, according to a certain fan-fiction. You are, however, a potato, whose location I am not aware of.

2013-03-11 23:34:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I am now the person who has unfortunate luck.

2013-03-12 01:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I...I...oh. I don't seem to be able to think of anything fortunate. Fortunately, - nope, it's gone.

2013-03-12 08:41:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, new brains for cores cost a lot these days.

2013-03-12 22:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, GLaDOS owns all of Aperture's ownings. Unfortunately, she won't spend them on me.

2013-03-13 20:36:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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...so do I post a fortunate event? Fortunately, remember when you smashed her down the elevator? And how the facility is now called Wheatley Laboratories?

2013-03-13 22:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, that already happened. And now I'm still in space.

2013-03-14 08:47:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, science can still go on without you.

2013-03-14 17:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, it will be 0.0000000000000000000001x worse without Wheatley.

2013-03-14 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, that's a lie. It will actually be 0.0000000000000000000001 (or 1.0 to the negative 21st power, if you prefer) better without Wheatley.

2013-03-15 03:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, no! I'm not listening! I'm not listening! You're LYING! You're LYING!

2013-03-15 08:45:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, at least he's lying with some dignity.

2013-03-15 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, dignity is not something Wheatley displays.

2013-03-16 03:16:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Wheatley? Who's Wheatley? I'm the Doctor! Fortunately, I did something cool with the sonic screwdriver.

2013-03-16 19:53:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, this forum might implode if you don't turn back into Wheatley soon. Then, your screwdriver will be gone. There's no time traveling out of this one, mate.

2013-03-17 00:51:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, what's going on?! I was just casually in space and then...well, I'm still in space, y'know. Like to come down, now, please. It's not fun anymore. Actually, it wasn't fun in the first place, but, y'know.

2013-03-18 08:43:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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unfortunatly, that made no sense.

2013-03-18 18:50:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Fortunately, I get the forum game rolling again.

2013-03-18 23:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, it almost died until I made this post. That, and Protoraptor's not turning back into Wheatley, so this whole forum might explode if he doesn't act fast.

2013-03-19 22:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Aperture Science is 0.000000000000000001x better without Wheatley.

2013-03-20 00:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately... this smelly Doctor is even worse than Wheatley himself. I never thought I'd say that.

2013-03-20 23:37:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, he took a shower recently, making him better than Wheatley. In smell, anyway...

2013-03-21 22:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he washed himself with unpotable water laden with bacteria. Now his skin is all pimply and leaks smelly pus all over the place

2013-03-22 09:45:00 Author: OrwellianStuff Posts: 90

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Fortunately, I threw a combustible lemon at him. No more Doctor, and no more creepy skin either.

2013-03-22 17:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, the combustible lemon was made by Wheatley before the Doctor took his place. He's so moronic he forgot to put the explosive in!

2013-03-22 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Protoraptor's skin just healed on its own.

2013-03-22 23:36:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I'm back. Wheatley is in the building! Oh, god, that sounded so terrible...it's unfortunate.

2013-03-23 12:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, Wheatley's back!

2013-03-23 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, I'm still in Android Hell. It's a long story.

2013-03-25 17:20:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, there is a moondust platform below you.

2013-03-25 20:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, that's a fake. Made it with screens, you see.

2013-03-25 20:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, this is actually your LBP2 level you're testing. Rewind and you will be back at Aperture Laboratories.

2013-03-26 23:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you just said it - we're in an LBP2 level. That means that we are naught but the figments of a developer's imaginations, and that we are simply a visualization of the abstract of thought, doomed to forever exist only in the minds of players.

2013-03-29 03:25:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, we literally break the fourth wall and we escape the game, android hell, and mashy spike plates.

2013-03-29 14:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, Protoraptor seems to have been left behind.

2013-03-29 20:55:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I come from a purple portal full of eyes with Protoraptor

2013-03-29 23:21:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, you're in spain, but we're all stuck in america.

2013-03-30 01:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, you all decide to take a trip to Spain for teh lulz

2013-03-30 10:24:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Unfortunately, we're not welcome. Some spaniards are gunning us down.

2013-03-31 01:39:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I am a Spaniard (not actually ), so I convince the guards to let the rest in.

2013-03-31 19:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, they realize that you're an impostor, and now they're gunning ALL of us down, you included. Nice try, though.

2013-03-31 20:43:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, video game-ception, and breaking the fourth glass display wall.

2013-04-01 01:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you broke the fourth wall so hard that the player smacked you back in

2013-04-01 11:17:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, we are in a TV show. Get the kids watching to help us out.

2013-04-01 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, the Oogie Boogie came to the show and scared all of the kids

2013-04-01 21:01:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, DJ Lance came to save the day in his orange jumpsuit.

2013-04-02 01:31:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, he was possessed by the Oogie Boogie disease.

2013-04-02 03:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, his Yo Gabba Gabba friends saved him.

2013-04-02 23:07:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, Grabba the mummy hand grabbed you and now you are suffocating

2013-04-03 11:08:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Fortunately, DJ Lance shrunk him into a toy just in the nick of time.

2013-04-03 21:50:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, at that moment DJ Lance's magic reversed. Grabba is now normal sized and he is the size of a toy.

2013-04-03 22:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, Lance's magic jukebox container is a nice hideout.

2013-04-05 00:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, it becomes the best hideout for Grabba.

2013-04-06 01:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm back. I have NO idea what the combustible lemon you're on about.

2013-04-06 10:51:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, your second sentence doesn't make grammatical sense. If you didn't know already, I'm a member of the grammar police.

2013-04-06 18:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm running away. Very fast. I'm not retreating, I'm advancing. In the other direction.

2013-04-06 19:46:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, Grabba's still attacking us. But its okay, because, as shown in the episode "What's Your Talent?", DJ Lance has the ability to fly (no joke, they ask him what his talent his, he goes "Oh YEAH, my talent is FLYING!" in his bright kid-friendly voice, and then he flies off screen). We grab onto him and escape.

2013-04-08 22:33:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, even though you said a good event after the bad event, I can restore this game to its proper condition.

2013-04-08 22:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, my posting of a good event after a bad event is opening up a black hole. Whoops.

2013-04-08 22:38:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Grabba eats the black hole.

2013-04-08 23:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, he's approaching you. And DJ Lance isn't here to save you with his flying powers this time.

2013-04-09 01:19:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I turn invisible and make my escape.

2013-04-09 19:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, your invisibility is just in your imagination. You just covered yourself with a blanket.

2013-04-10 00:53:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Wheatley's here again. And I'm low on charge. Seriously. Does anybody have a UK/B9 adaptor?

2013-04-12 10:26:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, I dont have said charger. That, and Grabbas still attacking poor L1N3R1D3R.

2013-04-12 21:13:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Grabba barfs out a UK/B9 adaptor, and I super-jump and place it in Protoraptor.

2013-04-12 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, we never did anything about the fact that Grabba just grabbed your leg and he's about to eat you.

2013-04-12 22:52:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I have NO idea what you're on about, and, because I used the adaptor to plug myself into the Central Core and take over the facility, I AM everything, and since I don't know what you're on about, logically it cannot exist. L1N3R1D3R is safe. Also, I tricked him into giving me an adaptor - I wasn't low on charge at all - I used the adaptor to take over the facility (again) and betray you. Again.

2013-04-13 19:04:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, here comes GlaDOS.

2013-04-13 19:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, I'm back in charge. Remember what happened LAST TIME, Wheatley?

2013-04-14 02:21:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, yes...I...erm...ah. *hides*

2013-04-14 10:15:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, I have cookies enabled. *eats cookie

2013-04-14 15:56:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, that cookie is made out of bytes, not bites.

2013-04-14 19:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fortunately, my verbal pronounciation processor can't tell the difference.

2013-04-14 20:30:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Unfortunately, I'm continuing to hide. From you.

2013-04-15 21:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Fortunately, Ryan86me isn't angry, unlike his avatar suggests.

2013-04-15 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately... hm. I dont know, I am quite happy atm.

2013-04-16 00:04:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, oh, that's good. That's very good.

2013-04-16 07:34:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, Chell just showed up, and shes trying to kill me.

2013-04-16 21:05:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, she's teamed up with me. Again! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh ahahahahaha!

2013-04-17 07:46:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately, you're going crazy again.

2013-04-17 22:13:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, I team up with Protoraptor.

2013-04-17 22:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you guys are leaving me in the dark. ...forever alone.

2013-04-18 01:59:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, we all intended to as you're a psychopathic (did I spell that right?), insane, sarcastic, homicidal...I could go on forever.

2013-04-18 20:56:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for you, you said that straight to my face and I just stole Chell's portal gun. To put it simply, you're in space.

2013-04-18 21:20:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, L1N3R1D3R isn't, and can use the portal gun to get me back from space.

2013-04-19 16:41:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for you, I still have the portal gun and you just reminded me that L1N3R1D3R's not in space. Needless to say, L1N3R1D3R's in space now.

2013-04-20 17:36:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately, Earth's atmosphere leaked a bit of oxygen around me.

2013-04-20 18:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Unfortunately, you're turning that into carbon dioxide as you breathe. Time is ticking.

2013-04-20 18:59:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Fortunately for me, as a core, I don't need to breathe! Also, L1N3R1D3R, oxygen leaking into space DOES NOT allow you to breathe. That's utter nonsense, you moron. /betrayal

2013-04-20 21:46:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Unfortunately for me, I almost die of suffocation, but unfortunately for you, you are forced to save me.

2013-04-22 23:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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