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Its...well...here's an example. user1: Bob had a user2: pie that made user3: cupcakes infused user1: with my face and user2: they liked to user3: eat lots... Only 1 rule: the sentence CANNOT STOP. be creative! I'll start. Xtrahuman is

2012-05-19 01:47:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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the person responsible

2012-05-20 03:36:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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for this thread

2012-05-20 05:50:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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Which has horrible grammar and

2012-05-20 10:54:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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is growing rather slowly

2012-05-20 21:26:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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like no other thread has before,

2012-05-21 02:17:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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and just when you thought it was about to end,

2012-05-21 03:44:00 Author: metsfan1025 Posts: 181

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a marshmallow came down from the sky..

2012-05-21 09:16:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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and squished its gelatin

2012-05-21 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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which oozed out

2012-05-22 13:21:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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all over my

2012-05-28 17:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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potato chips next to

2012-05-28 17:57:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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my tv remote which

2012-05-28 20:04:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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held all of the secrets to...

2012-05-29 02:30:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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the forbidden temple of the chia pet in addition to

2012-05-29 02:32:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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the channels of my tv which

2012-05-30 02:06:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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counted as high as 656 or

2012-05-30 02:18:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which....

2012-05-30 09:50:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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caused the tv to turn the screen upside down for you () and

2012-05-30 13:02:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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.. defied the law of physics, however...

2012-05-30 14:40:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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it's ok because

2012-05-30 15:09:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am...

2012-05-30 17:41:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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a creationist who

2012-05-30 18:44:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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like cheese

2012-05-30 21:57:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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on the spagetti I eat when

2012-05-31 00:04:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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Mario requests it for dinner

2012-05-31 01:32:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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While teaching Luigi how to..

2012-05-31 01:49:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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carry a franchise on your shoulders during

2012-05-31 01:54:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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The 1929 depression which affected..

2012-05-31 01:58:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle

2012-05-31 02:41:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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with the power of flight for

2012-05-31 03:13:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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Carrying babies and dropping them into...

2012-05-31 03:36:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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baskets that were filled with...

2012-05-31 04:03:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928

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Snakes which were allergic to...

2012-05-31 04:05:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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the babies, who scared...

2012-05-31 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The snakes which bit the baby giving him an allergic reaction to..

2012-05-31 22:44:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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biscuits cut in half with jelly inbetween to make a biscuit sandwich thingy

2012-06-01 00:00:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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That caused an explosion ruining the reputation of...

2012-06-01 00:10:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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me, who...

2012-06-01 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Ate to many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate..

2012-06-01 03:13:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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LBP2, I then banished him to

2012-06-01 13:04:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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The land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to...

2012-06-01 13:46:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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lick me in camaraderie, then put me back...

2012-06-01 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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in my mom's basement

2012-06-01 21:28:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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, which was filled with creepy...

2012-06-01 21:34:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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Giant Octopuses and...

2012-06-02 00:35:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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oysters filled with

2012-06-02 03:21:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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oysters, so they could...

2012-06-05 04:03:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274

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fill themselves with even more oysters so as to

2012-06-05 04:14:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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create an infinite loop of

2012-06-05 11:02:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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oyster-ception, causing...

2012-06-05 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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the collapse of civilization as we know it without

2012-06-05 15:34:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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any wild xtrahuman to stop it...oh wait

2012-06-08 13:16:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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there he is, with

2012-06-08 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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ten pounds of friend pinto beans to

2012-06-08 17:26:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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save teh world (!)

2012-06-08 21:36:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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somehow, but pinto beans can't

2012-06-08 22:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Reproduce, so he had to grab...

2012-06-08 23:14:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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a nice lunch

2012-06-11 18:16:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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which had a sandwich...

2012-06-11 21:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and a pickle

2012-06-19 22:24:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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which was tasty, but the pickle

2012-06-24 23:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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was the TV again, which still was upside down

2013-02-22 02:32:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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but I flipped it, making people

2013-02-22 02:44:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS

2013-02-22 22:24:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she

2013-02-25 02:01:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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choked everyone in the Enrichment Centre, but I

2013-02-25 19:48:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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was cast off into space, meaning

2013-02-25 22:04:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal

2013-02-26 07:54:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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, until Valve made Portal 3,

2013-02-27 03:26:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because

2013-02-27 18:55:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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Chell is gone and Aperture need test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so

2013-03-02 03:54:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Wheatley is the playable character, then

2013-03-02 10:01:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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, meaning he's not in space, so meme users

2013-03-02 22:02:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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spammed the internet with

2013-04-30 23:30:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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"I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE", which made Valve

2013-05-02 00:32:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans

2013-05-03 14:59:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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got sick of hearing 'Who are you?' instead of 'I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!', at which point

2013-05-03 19:50:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960

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I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather

2013-05-12 23:09:00 Author: chick8ed Posts: 19

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messy and such, so I got a

2013-05-18 04:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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free refund from

2013-11-18 04:10:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Real State agencies and

2013-12-04 03:55:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Cranky old men than

2013-12-07 02:07:00 Author: amoney1999 Posts: 1202

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I went to the park to go

2013-12-07 03:57:00 Author: aceofthorns Posts: 288

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poop on the hedges

2013-12-08 23:33:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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While eating a lobster and

2013-12-09 00:05:00 Author: amoney1999 Posts: 1202

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being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, P.S. Here's the current sentence by the way, with a few adjustments for it to make more sense. Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher.

2013-12-09 01:29:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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"Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!" I told him, when

2013-12-09 18:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, Sentence so far: Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold. Yes, linerider, I had to recorrect your part to remove the end of the sentence.

2014-12-12 22:50:00 Author: eyepet2002 Posts: 40

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when in reality it was just buttered popcorn

2014-12-13 16:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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which had been pooped on by that dog,

2014-12-13 21:23:00 Author: eyepet2002 Posts: 40

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until a meteor hit the dog

2015-08-17 19:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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and split him into a thousand

2015-08-18 00:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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puppies, which started

2015-08-18 06:25:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10 Posts: 203

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to eat people's food from the park which lead to

2015-08-18 12:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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massive famine and caused

2015-08-18 16:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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massive groups of humans commit cannibalism

2015-08-18 18:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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just to survive, and then the survivors

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created their own religion

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that worshipped the god of

2015-08-19 19:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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TV and dogs

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who grants his disciples

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remote controls and dog food

2015-08-19 20:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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which they gratefully take and

2015-08-20 00:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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use for their lunatic intentions

2015-08-20 01:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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of taking over Jupiter and

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making it their ultimate base of

2015-08-20 02:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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weapons, factories, and other helpful

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equipments to take over the dog population

2015-08-20 11:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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of Saturn, but at that moment

2015-08-20 16:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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the dogs on Saturn made a

2015-08-20 21:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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huge skyscraper which intercepted

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the lunatic's airship which caused

2015-08-20 23:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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a giant explosion in the middle

2015-08-21 00:51:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive

2015-08-21 11:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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somehow, and then they decided

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to make a counter-attack on the human population

2015-08-21 21:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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which resulted in the first Galactic War

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between humans and dogs

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in space, and in the end

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the human race was in threat to go extinct

2015-08-23 10:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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when suddenly a giant turret arose

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and started to shoot rapidly

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at the dogs, who whimpered

2015-08-23 22:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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in great agony and they had to

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go to the canine hospital to get

2015-08-24 02:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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treatment for their injuries

2015-08-24 07:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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which were all over their legs,

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making most of them become invalid

2015-08-24 16:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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and severely inhibiting the ones who

2015-08-24 22:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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always deliver pizza

2015-08-25 11:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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to the bystanders, including the cats

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which were doing something suspicious

2015-08-25 18:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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on their home planet Felinia when

2015-08-25 19:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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the humans and dogs were busy

2015-08-25 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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going to other planets to get more

2015-08-26 00:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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resources for their weaponry

2015-08-26 03:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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and at that moment they heard Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard ...recalls ​the thread

2015-08-26 15:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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a loud roar from another galaxy

2015-08-26 15:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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signaling the entrance of the squirrels

2015-08-26 16:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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to this realm which meant

2015-08-27 10:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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the cats finally had natural prey

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to hunt for their kittens

2015-08-27 16:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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and eat them for dinner, except

2015-08-27 18:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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when it comes to cat population's official

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guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless

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they are proven to be tasty

2015-08-28 10:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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by the Institution of Feline Victuals

2015-08-28 18:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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which is owned by a large company

2015-08-29 09:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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that looks out for feline needs

2015-08-30 21:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and the company's owner is

2015-08-31 00:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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a tuxedo cat named Muffins who

2015-08-31 01:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia

2015-08-31 07:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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but also makes voyages to other planets

2015-09-04 23:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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which can be pretty dangerous

2015-09-05 18:58:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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especially if he has to cross

2015-09-06 21:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy

2015-09-07 13:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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that, as the name implies, is deadly

2015-09-07 19:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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for having galactic clouds full of acid

2015-09-07 19:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this,

2015-09-08 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Muffins has created a special

2015-09-08 11:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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device which allows him to move

2015-09-10 14:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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past the acid clouds without

2015-09-11 10:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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harm, and so he uses it

2015-09-16 02:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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to reach an infamous planet

2015-09-16 16:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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which is known across the galaxy as

2015-09-17 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Murrdurr, the dark planet

2015-09-18 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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and the home of TenebrisNemo 8)

2015-09-18 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and that's why Muffins is

2015-09-19 09:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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currently undergoing surgery on his

2015-09-19 20:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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lungs so he can

2015-09-20 17:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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breathe long enough to kill

2015-09-20 19:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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TenebrisNemo's servants

2015-09-20 20:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he

2015-09-20 22:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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prepared for battle

2015-09-21 15:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity

2015-09-22 00:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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by killing his servants

2015-09-24 07:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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which was a bad desicion

2015-09-24 23:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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because the servants were

2015-09-25 08:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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plotting against him all along

2015-09-26 05:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and they were ready for Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for ...recalls ​the thread

2015-09-28 00:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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the assassination of L1N3R1D3R

2015-09-28 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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but Muffins couldn't let that happen

2015-09-28 14:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and

2015-09-29 03:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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TenebrisNemo's pizzas

2015-09-29 19:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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that had every topping imaginable

2015-10-05 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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so Muffins came up with a plan

2015-10-05 11:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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which involved the acquisition of

2015-10-11 01:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder

2015-10-13 17:08:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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to make his foes sleepily sleep 8)

2015-10-17 02:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and to throw them inside

2015-10-19 06:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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a clown disguised bag for

2015-10-19 23:53:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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keeping all the candy away from

2015-10-23 03:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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The king of the moon, who

2015-10-26 21:00:00 Author: Robo4900 Posts: 409

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desperately wanted some Butterfinger

2015-11-01 15:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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but couldn't get any because he is a king

2015-11-13 15:49:00 Author: thaia2013 Posts: 111

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who by necessity eats only fancy foods

2015-11-14 23:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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except on Wednesdays when he...

2015-11-19 10:17:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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gorges on all sorts of cheap candy

2015-11-20 13:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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and eats them like crazy

2015-11-26 18:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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until his stomach tells his body to stop

2015-11-28 00:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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but he won't stop, Bob Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob ...recalls ​the thread

2015-11-29 20:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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now decided to steal from

2015-11-29 23:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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the King's candy chamber

2015-11-30 14:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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and was disappointed when he saw

2015-12-01 04:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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that all what was left

2015-12-01 05:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed,

2015-12-01 23:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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but someone heard it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhWROgMTeI (The video is not important.)

2015-12-02 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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alerting the candy hungry guards

2015-12-02 14:55:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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that candy was being stolen

2015-12-03 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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by Bob, who was now experiencing

2015-12-03 09:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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major pain in the form of lashes

2015-12-03 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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To L1N3R1D3R who

2015-12-05 08:47:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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was apparently Bob's voodoo doll

2015-12-06 00:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Who was boiled in

2015-12-06 13:58:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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water and served to

2015-12-06 20:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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a bunch of slaves

2015-12-07 06:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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who were in a

2015-12-07 06:52:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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great happy feeling once

2015-12-07 07:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The cat said

2015-12-07 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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"Tonight we feast!" and he

2015-12-07 07:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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began to chow down on

2015-12-07 14:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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My signature diarrhea pasta while

2015-12-07 15:06:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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a meteor hit the pasta

2015-12-07 18:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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And splattered my

2015-12-07 18:38:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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face all over the

2015-12-08 02:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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news and onto the

2015-12-08 07:17:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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TNT which started to

2015-12-08 08:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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dance in front of

2015-12-08 16:02:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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midgets astronauts equipped with

2015-12-08 16:55:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213

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Sir monacle plushies with

2015-12-08 17:59:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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super cannons and suddenly

2015-12-08 22:24:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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the whole lot exploded into

2015-12-09 03:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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bits but then I woke up

2015-12-09 06:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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With a sir monacle plushie who

2015-12-09 06:55:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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was so twisted that I burned him

2015-12-09 08:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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into a sir monacle plushie who

2015-12-09 11:15:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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was burned by TenebrisNemo

2015-12-09 13:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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was burned by TenebrisNemo's other sir monacle plushie who

2015-12-09 15:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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Since this is not Fixing Post forum game I shall not look similar edits through my fingers in the future, but I'll let you off... this once. - - - - - - - - was wearing illuminati suit

2015-12-09 20:30:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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To activate his powers to

2015-12-10 07:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom

2015-12-10 09:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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With a pizza party witch

2015-12-10 12:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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who conjured a Sir monacle plushie

2015-12-10 22:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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To torture the actual sir monacle with

2015-12-11 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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sticks and salt in basement

2015-12-11 10:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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Russia soviet Russia

2015-12-11 11:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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where no one will survive

2015-12-12 11:25:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336

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The sir monacle plushie's

2015-12-12 12:19:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155

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wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and

2015-12-12 21:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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