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| which has terrible plans in its head | 2015-12-12 21:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| Lead to the sir monacle plushie's | 2015-12-12 21:14:00 Author: Sir monacle  Posts: 4155 |
| Um...I'm pretty sure all three of us were on at the same time and continuing from different sections. Where are we? | 2015-12-13 04:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| Um...I'm pretty sure all three of us were on at the same time and continuing from different sections. Where are we? No, I saw Nemo's comment when I was typing mine.... Lead to the sir monacle plushie's | 2015-12-13 07:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and... ...recalls the thread Let's continue again from here. ... saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's | 2015-12-13 19:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Sir monacle plushie from | 2015-12-14 06:31:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| the evil Sir monacle plushie | 2015-12-14 11:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Witch had a sir monacle plushie for | 2015-12-14 13:49:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| her wizard husband TenebrisNemo | 2015-12-14 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| who loved his witch wife so much | 2015-12-14 18:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| that he bought her a lollipop | 2015-12-15 00:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| chainsaw with mega doom | 2015-12-15 06:44:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| blast power and together they | 2015-12-15 08:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Bought sir monacle plushies | 2015-12-15 18:01:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| for their future children | 2015-12-15 19:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| In the mysterious | 2015-12-15 21:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| planet of Murrdurr | 2015-12-15 22:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Where sir monacle plushie's monocles | 2015-12-16 07:11:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| are being sold in local stores | 2015-12-16 07:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| All over the world | 2015-12-16 16:21:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| and the universe, where | 2015-12-16 21:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| They plan to take over | 2015-12-17 07:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| planet Munacle, which is | 2015-12-17 08:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Home to the Ms munacle teddy's | 2015-12-18 15:33:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| evil secret lair full of | 2015-12-20 01:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| dog population's secret weapons | 2015-12-20 18:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| that she locked up because | 2015-12-20 21:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| the weapons were powerful enough to | 2015-12-20 22:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| destroy her entire mound of | 2015-12-21 00:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| garbage in the Trazh moon | 2015-12-21 10:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| home of the dog population's | 2015-12-21 15:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| good prince, Dogarus Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's Sir monacle plushie from the evil Sir monacle plushie, witch had a Sir monacle plushie for her wizard husband TenebrisNemo who loved his witch wife so much that he bought her a lollipop chainsaw with mega doom blast power and together they bought Sir monacle plushies for their future children in the mysterious planet of Murrdurr where Sir monacle plushie's monocles are being sold in local stores all over the world and the universe, where they plan to take over planet Munacle, which is home of the Ms Munacle teddy's evil secret lair full of dog population's secret weapons that she locked up because the weapons were powerful enough to destroy her entire mound of garbage in the Trazh moon, home of the dog population's good prince, Dogarus... ...recalls the thread | 2015-12-21 16:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| great fan of Bozo the clown | 2015-12-21 16:35:00 Author: NathanBros  Posts: 213 |
| and a charismatic golden retriever | 2015-12-21 16:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| with a peculiar interest for lollipops | 2015-12-22 16:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| which are made by | 2015-12-26 22:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| the Lollipop Guild in | 2015-12-28 17:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The sir monacle plushie's | 2015-12-29 09:37:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| own home planet, also where | 2015-12-29 16:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| the fat people | 2015-12-29 23:44:00 Author: DiamondDiancie10  Posts: 203 |
| are happy, round brownie population | 2015-12-30 00:53:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| thrive, and pizza monsters wander | 2015-12-30 02:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The danke meme streets of | 2015-12-31 08:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| the internet, wondering where | 2015-12-31 17:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The taco truck opens | 2016-01-01 10:32:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| on Tuesdays for their weekly | 2016-01-01 21:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Hamburger supreme special | 2016-01-03 08:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| with taco meat, salsa, and | 2016-01-03 20:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Cats that came from | 2016-01-04 11:18:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| a mysterious wormhole, however the monsters favourite | 2016-01-04 13:23:00 Author: jimydog000  Posts: 813 |
| Ice cream truck is closed due to | 2016-01-05 07:22:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| the arrival of the Dark Lord | 2016-01-06 00:34:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| TenebrisNemo and his sidekick | 2016-01-06 05:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sir monacle plushie who | 2016-01-06 07:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| obeys his master's every command | 2016-01-06 12:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| to destroy humanity with | 2016-01-08 07:39:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| destructive world end machines | 2016-01-08 09:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| That operate using giant | 2016-01-20 07:03:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| remote control from | 2016-01-20 11:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Bozo's The Clown pants | 2016-01-20 20:02:00 Author: NathanBros Posts: 213 |
| which are known from | 2016-01-20 21:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Bozo's story arc in Star Trek the musical | 2016-01-20 22:05:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| which is a well-known | 2016-01-21 11:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| musical starring Brad Pitt as | 2016-01-22 04:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Bozo's The Clown's pants | 2016-01-22 06:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| in a tarantula pit with | 2016-01-22 06:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Ron Weasley who is suffering | 2016-01-22 09:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| from hypothermia because he | 2016-01-22 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ate my chilly pepper with | 2016-01-23 08:05:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| his macaroni, which resulted in | 2016-01-24 02:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| causing him to gain Gastro-oesophageal reflux disease | 2016-01-24 07:08:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| which made him become a vegetable Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's Sir monacle plushie from the evil Sir monacle plushie, witch had a Sir monacle plushie for her wizard husband TenebrisNemo who loved his witch wife so much that he bought her a lollipop chainsaw with mega doom blast power and together they bought Sir monacle plushies for their future children in the mysterious planet of Murrdurr where Sir monacle plushie's monocles are being sold in local stores all over the world and the universe, where they plan to take over planet Munacle, which is home of the Ms Munacle teddy's evil secret lair full of dog population's secret weapons that she locked up because the weapons were powerful enough to destroy her entire mound of garbage in the Trazh moon, home of the dog population's good prince, Dogarus, great fan of Bozo the clown and a charismatic golden retriever with a peculiar interest for lollipops which are made by the Lollipop Guild in the sir monacle plushie's own home planet, also where the fat people are happy, round brownie population thrive, and pizza monsters wander the dank meme streets of the internet, wondering where the taco truck opens on Tuesdays for their weekly hamburger supreme special with taco meat, salsa, and cats which came from a mysterious wormhole, however the monsters favourite ice cream truck is closed due to the arrival of the Dark Lord TenebrisNemo and his sidekick Sir monacle plushie who obeys his master's every command to destroy humanity with destructive world end machines which operate using a giant remote control from Bozo the Clown's pants which are known from Bozo's story ark in Star Trek the Musical which is a well-known musical starring Brad Pitt as Bozo the Clown's pants in a tarantula pit with Ron Weasley who is suffering from hypothermia because he ate my chilly pepper with his macaroni, which resulted in causing him to gain gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which made him become a vegetable... ...recalls the thread | 2016-01-24 20:05:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| that tastes like a lollipop | 2016-01-24 22:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| because Ron's wand was broken | 2016-01-25 00:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| in such a way that anything | 2016-01-25 03:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| he tried to cast backfired | 2016-01-25 06:26:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| on Hermione and gave her | 2016-01-26 04:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| awkward situations which involved | 2016-01-26 10:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| her and Ron kissing while | 2016-01-27 02:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Voldemort was screaming | 2016-01-27 08:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| "Why am I here?" while | 2016-01-29 06:48:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| Harry Potter had to prevent | 2016-01-29 16:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Mojora's moon from crashing into | 2016-01-31 07:07:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| the world; meanwhile, lazy Mario | 2016-01-31 20:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| was eating some mushrooms | 2016-02-01 06:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and growing big so he could | 2016-02-01 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| mass murder some turtles | 2016-02-01 20:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and put them in his soup | 2016-02-01 23:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| of destruction and | 2016-02-02 06:51:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| eat it with pleasure | 2016-02-02 11:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| while taunting Bowser | 2016-02-03 02:35:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| who was so angry that he Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's Sir monacle plushie from the evil Sir monacle plushie, witch had a Sir monacle plushie for her wizard husband TenebrisNemo who loved his witch wife so much that he bought her a lollipop chainsaw with mega doom blast power and together they bought Sir monacle plushies for their future children in the mysterious planet of Murrdurr where Sir monacle plushie's monocles are being sold in local stores all over the world and the universe, where they plan to take over planet Munacle, which is home of the Ms Munacle teddy's evil secret lair full of dog population's secret weapons that she locked up because the weapons were powerful enough to destroy her entire mound of garbage in the Trazh moon, home of the dog population's good prince, Dogarus, great fan of Bozo the clown and a charismatic golden retriever with a peculiar interest for lollipops which are made by the Lollipop Guild in the sir monacle plushie's own home planet, also where the fat people are happy, round brownie population thrive, and pizza monsters wander the dank meme streets of the internet, wondering where the taco truck opens on Tuesdays for their weekly hamburger supreme special with taco meat, salsa, and cats which came from a mysterious wormhole, however the monsters favourite ice cream truck is closed due to the arrival of the Dark Lord TenebrisNemo and his sidekick Sir monacle plushie who obeys his master's every command to destroy humanity with destructive world end machines which operate using a giant remote control from Bozo the Clown's pants which are known from Bozo's story ark in Star Trek the Musical which is a well-known musical starring Brad Pitt as Bozo the Clown's pants in a tarantula pit with Ron Weasley who is suffering from hypothermia because he ate my chilly pepper with his macaroni, which resulted in causing him to gain gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which made him become a vegetable that tastes like a lollipop because Ron's wand was broken in such a way that anything he tried to cast backfired on Hermione and gave her awkward situations which involved her and Ron kissing while Voldemort was screaming "Why am I here?" while Harry Potter had to prevent Majora's moon crashing into the world; meanwhile, lazy Mario was eating some mushrooms and growing big so he could mass murder some turtles and put them in his soup of destruction and eat it with pleasure while taunting Browser who was so angry that he... ...recalls the thread | 2016-02-03 11:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| breathed fire, but as always | 2016-02-05 04:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| he hired some turtles and | 2016-02-08 17:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| i miss the rains down in africa | 2016-02-09 08:29:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| because they gave me joy | 2016-02-09 14:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| because I am a lone ape | 2016-02-10 09:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| who just wants attention | 2016-02-10 14:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| and bananas, but | 2016-02-11 10:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| you give them instead to | 2016-02-11 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| gorillas and that makes me | 2016-02-12 08:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| annoyed, so I call for | 2016-02-13 01:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| the Ape force which will | 2016-02-14 21:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| aid me in escaping from | 2016-02-15 16:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| the prison of Azkaban | 2016-02-16 14:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| along with Sirius Black, the | 2016-02-16 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| godfather of the boy who lived | 2016-02-16 23:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| for a few minutes before | 2016-02-17 04:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| being bullied by a spell named | 2016-02-17 09:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Imperius, which forced him to commit | 2016-02-17 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| suicide by using a spoon | 2016-02-17 21:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| to poke himself in the | 2016-02-17 22:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| earlobe but that didn't | 2016-02-18 02:47:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| kill him so he then tried | 2016-02-18 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| a golf-club right through his heart, SPLISSHHH | 2016-02-19 05:18:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| and the result was breathtaking *ba-dum TSS!* | 2016-02-19 10:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and at the sight of this, Snape | 2016-02-19 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| lost his mind and started to | 2016-02-25 09:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| call his fellow colonels including | 2016-02-25 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| John Brutus who is known for | 2016-02-25 14:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| usurping his title from another colonel | 2016-02-25 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| with an army of mice | 2016-02-26 03:11:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| who ate through his provisions | 2016-02-26 04:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| "Oh what a poo" he | 2016-02-27 10:04:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| said when Snake suddenly appeared | 2016-02-27 17:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| and got in to a Bo Staff fight with Snape | 2016-02-28 19:09:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| who called Dumbledore for help | 2016-02-28 19:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| but he was busy | 2016-02-28 20:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| trying to teach Harry something | 2016-02-29 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| about magic and puberty, but | 2016-03-01 09:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| eventually Moody joined the fight | 2016-03-01 22:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| and they fought like monkeys until Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's Sir monacle plushie from the evil Sir monacle plushie, witch had a Sir monacle plushie for her wizard husband TenebrisNemo who loved his witch wife so much that he bought her a lollipop chainsaw with mega doom blast power and together they bought Sir monacle plushies for their future children in the mysterious planet of Murrdurr where Sir monacle plushie's monocles are being sold in local stores all over the world and the universe, where they plan to take over planet Munacle, which is home of the Ms Munacle teddy's evil secret lair full of dog population's secret weapons that she locked up because the weapons were powerful enough to destroy her entire mound of garbage in the Trazh moon, home of the dog population's good prince, Dogarus, great fan of Bozo the clown and a charismatic golden retriever with a peculiar interest for lollipops which are made by the Lollipop Guild in the sir monacle plushie's own home planet, also where the fat people are happy, round brownie population thrive, and pizza monsters wander the dank meme streets of the internet, wondering where the taco truck opens on Tuesdays for their weekly hamburger supreme special with taco meat, salsa, and cats which came from a mysterious wormhole, however the monsters favourite ice cream truck is closed due to the arrival of the Dark Lord TenebrisNemo and his sidekick Sir monacle plushie who obeys his master's every command to destroy humanity with destructive world end machines which operate using a giant remote control from Bozo the Clown's pants which are known from Bozo's story ark in Star Trek the Musical which is a well-known musical starring Brad Pitt as Bozo the Clown's pants in a tarantula pit with Ron Weasley who is suffering from hypothermia because he ate my chilly pepper with his macaroni, which resulted in causing him to gain gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which made him become a vegetable that tastes like a lollipop because Ron's wand was broken in such a way that anything he tried to cast backfired on Hermione and gave her awkward situations which involved her and Ron kissing while Voldemort was screaming "Why am I here?" while Harry Potter had to prevent Majora's moon crashing into the world; meanwhile, lazy Mario was eating some mushrooms and growing big so he could mass murder some turtles and put them in his soup of destruction and eat it with pleasure while taunting Browser who was so angry that he breathed fire, but as always he hired some turtles and I miss the rains down in Africa because they gave me joy because I am a lone ape who just wants attention and bananas, but you give them instead to gorillas and that makes me annoyed, so I call for the Ape force which will aid me in escaping from the prison of Azkaban along with Sirius Black, the godfather of the boy who lived for a few minutes before being bullied by a spell named Imperius, which forced him to commit suicide by using a spoon to poke himself in the earlobe but that didn't kill him so he then tried a golf-club right through his heart, SPLISSHHH and the result was breathtaking *ba-dum TSS!* and at the sight of this, Snape lost his mind and started to call his fellow colonels including John Brutus who is known for usurping his title from another colonel with an army of mice who ate through his provisions, "Oh what a poo", he said when Snake suddenly appeared and got in to a Bo Staff fight with Snape who called Dumbledore for help but he was busy trying to teach Harry something about magic and puberty, but eventually Moody joined the fight and they fought like monkeys until... ...recalls the thread | 2016-03-02 08:48:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Hermione joined the fight and | 2016-03-02 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| stopped everyone with her wand | 2016-03-03 10:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| which had previously broken but | 2016-03-03 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| was fixed by | 2016-03-04 10:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| a magical wizard whose name | 2016-03-04 14:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| was Harrybo's Grandad, but pointlessly | 2016-03-06 17:27:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| he was never a granddad so I shot | 2016-03-06 18:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| him in the face, however | 2016-03-06 19:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| the dog population started to breed werewolves | 2016-03-06 22:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| who always interrupted my sleep, | 2016-03-06 23:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| howling and destroying my | 2016-03-07 08:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Rare glass mini-me collection | 2016-03-07 14:29:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| which made me so angry that | 2016-03-07 16:54:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I slipped on my robe and | 2016-03-07 22:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| fell into a rabbit hole, at least | 2016-03-07 22:56:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| I didn't get injured but (I meant "slipped on" to be "clothed myself with", but I guess that works, too.  ) | 2016-03-08 00:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| a white rabbit with a ticking clock | 2016-03-08 11:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| recruited me in the war effort against | 2016-03-08 12:56:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| the wizards, so I equipped myself | 2016-03-08 14:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The Sword of Suns which is known Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's Sir monacle plushie from the evil Sir monacle plushie, witch had a Sir monacle plushie for her wizard husband TenebrisNemo who loved his witch wife so much that he bought her a lollipop chainsaw with mega doom blast power and together they bought Sir monacle plushies for their future children in the mysterious planet of Murrdurr where Sir monacle plushie's monocles are being sold in local stores all over the world and the universe, where they plan to take over planet Munacle, which is home of the Ms Munacle teddy's evil secret lair full of dog population's secret weapons that she locked up because the weapons were powerful enough to destroy her entire mound of garbage in the Trazh moon, home of the dog population's good prince, Dogarus, great fan of Bozo the clown and a charismatic golden retriever with a peculiar interest for lollipops which are made by the Lollipop Guild in the sir monacle plushie's own home planet, also where the fat people are happy, round brownie population thrive, and pizza monsters wander the dank meme streets of the internet, wondering where the taco truck opens on Tuesdays for their weekly hamburger supreme special with taco meat, salsa, and cats which came from a mysterious wormhole, however the monsters favourite ice cream truck is closed due to the arrival of the Dark Lord TenebrisNemo and his sidekick Sir monacle plushie who obeys his master's every command to destroy humanity with destructive world end machines which operate using a giant remote control from Bozo the Clown's pants which are known from Bozo's story ark in Star Trek the Musical which is a well-known musical starring Brad Pitt as Bozo the Clown's pants in a tarantula pit with Ron Weasley who is suffering from hypothermia because he ate my chilly pepper with his macaroni, which resulted in causing him to gain gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which made him become a vegetable that tastes like a lollipop because Ron's wand was broken in such a way that anything he tried to cast backfired on Hermione and gave her awkward situations which involved her and Ron kissing while Voldemort was screaming "Why am I here?" while Harry Potter had to prevent Majora's moon crashing into the world; meanwhile, lazy Mario was eating some mushrooms and growing big so he could mass murder some turtles and put them in his soup of destruction and eat it with pleasure while taunting Browser who was so angry that he breathed fire, but as always he hired some turtles and I miss the rains down in Africa because they gave me joy because I am a lone ape who just wants attention and bananas, but you give them instead to gorillas and that makes me annoyed, so I call for the Ape force which will aid me in escaping from the prison of Azkaban along with Sirius Black, the godfather of the boy who lived for a few minutes before being bullied by a spell named Imperius, which forced him to commit suicide by using a spoon to poke himself in the earlobe but that didn't kill him so he then tried a golf-club right through his heart, SPLISSHHH and the result was breathtaking *ba-dum TSS!* and at the sight of this, Snape lost his mind and started to call his fellow colonels including John Brutus who is known for usurping his title from another colonel with an army of mice who ate through his provisions, "Oh what a poo", he said when Snake suddenly appeared and got in to a Bo Staff fight with Snape who called Dumbledore for help but he was busy trying to teach Harry something about magic and puberty, but eventually Moody joined the fight and they fought like monkeys until Hermione joined the fight and stopped everyone with her wand which had previously broken but was fixed by a magical wizard whose name was Harrybo's Grandad, but pointlessly he was never a granddad so I shot him in the face, however the dog population started to breed werewolves who always interrupted my sleep, howling and destroying my rare glass mini-me collection which made me so angry that I slipped on my robe and fell into a rabbit hole, at least I didn't get injured but a white rabbit with a ticking clock recruited me in the war effort against the wizards, so I equipped myself The Sword of Suns which is known... ...recalls the thread | 2016-03-08 21:02:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| to most as the godly blade | 2016-03-09 01:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| is able to ward off evil | 2016-03-09 15:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| with a single slice at the cost | 2016-03-09 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| of one's stamina, but | 2016-03-10 12:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| fortunately I got a stamina upgrade | 2016-03-11 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| and I'm able to | 2016-03-11 05:35:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| glue together my rare glass mini-me collection | 2016-03-11 06:54:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| while fighting against the evil wizards | 2016-03-11 10:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| whom I begin to attack with | 2016-03-11 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| my fellow party members | 2016-03-13 20:36:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| who get angry at me, but | 2016-03-14 14:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I find a way to repay | 2016-03-14 16:44:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| them using my hair and | 2016-03-15 00:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| gold dust, and now the | 2016-03-15 08:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| lot of them follow me | 2016-03-15 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to the end of my days and | 2016-03-16 06:20:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| constantly heal me, allowing me to | 2016-03-16 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| fight against the wizards without | 2016-03-17 10:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| having to worry about | 2016-03-18 04:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| my health points, but sometimes | 2016-03-20 21:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| they use the wrong spell and | 2016-03-21 04:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| sends me flying over | 2016-03-22 10:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| the Grand Canyon so fast that | 2016-03-22 16:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I broke the sound barrier which | 2016-03-22 22:40:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| sounded cool but ultimately caused | 2016-03-22 23:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| fatal injury to my ears and | 2016-03-23 09:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| the surrounding birds, which was reported | 2016-03-23 16:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to be an alien attack, but | 2016-03-24 07:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| when the authorities arrived, they | 2016-03-24 16:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| confirmed that the cause of | 2016-03-29 05:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| the sound was none other than | 2016-03-30 03:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| myself, a hideous alien | 2016-03-30 12:01:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| called jimydog000, straight from | 2016-03-30 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| the planet Frewquip, which is known | 2016-03-31 03:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to have extreme weathers such as | 2016-03-31 10:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| raining tornadoes, snowing snowmen, and | 2016-04-01 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| misty lava storms, which makes | 2016-04-03 18:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| the meteorologist have a bad time | 2016-04-04 13:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to forecast all those weathers | 2016-04-05 05:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and so he's paid a thousand | 2016-04-05 14:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| platinum coins a day to | 2016-04-05 15:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| pay off his mortgage and | 2016-04-06 04:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to keep him satisfied, because | 2016-04-06 04:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| he needs to see his reflection, where | 2016-04-06 09:18:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| he notices that he has a huge | 2016-04-06 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| nose which is considered | 2016-04-07 11:38:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| by the residents of Frewquip to be | 2016-04-08 02:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| a mark of intelligence and charisma | 2016-04-10 12:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| but by the residents of Earth | 2016-04-10 20:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| its considered to be a | 2016-04-10 22:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| sign of stupidity, so the weatherman | 2016-04-11 13:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| didn't have any fan clubs on earth | 2016-04-13 06:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and in fact, they find him | 2016-04-13 13:53:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to be an ugly abomination because | 2016-04-15 08:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| of his nose, so he decided | 2016-04-17 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| to make the people on the earth | 2016-04-18 06:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| follow his will by pointing | 2016-04-18 13:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| out interesting facts about | 2016-04-18 15:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| their inevitable death, like how | 2016-04-19 00:00:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Elvis was the best but died anyway | 2016-04-19 05:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and how Michael Jackson died | 2016-04-20 03:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| and that made the people on earth | 2016-04-20 06:11:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| very happy, but the Earthlings | 2016-04-20 22:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| were not amused so they | 2016-04-21 05:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| decided to retaliate with guns that | 2016-04-22 03:25:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| are so powerful and dangerous | 2016-04-22 06:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| that their kitten-bullets make | 2016-04-23 18:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| every object which they hit | 2016-04-23 21:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| turn adorable, which was the | 2016-04-24 00:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| ultimate fate of Purrey, the | 2016-04-24 14:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| cat groomer who turned into | 2016-04-24 21:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| a big slimy dog whence our frog | 2016-04-24 22:05:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| got its legs checked out and | 2016-04-24 22:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| jumped of a cliff, where it | 2016-04-25 02:22:00 Author: gurren009  Posts: 2592 |
| squished onto the head of | 2016-04-25 04:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| an octopus that decided to | 2016-04-25 04:37:00 Author: gurren009 Posts: 2592 |
| take a nap but now it's angry | 2016-04-25 06:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and wants to unleash its anger | 2016-04-26 03:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| upon everything, living or not Xtrahuman is the person responsible for this thread which has horrible grammar and is growing rather slowly like no other thread has before, and just when you thought it was about to end, a marshmallow came down from the sky and squished its gelatin which oozed out all over my potato chips next to my TV remote which held all of the secrets to the forbidden temple of the Chia pet in addition to the channels of my TV which counted as high as 656 or 959, if you looked at the TV upside down, which caused the TV to turn the screen upside down for you and defied the laws of physics, however it's okay because I don't believe in the laws of physics because I am a creationist who likes cheese on the spaghetti I eat when Mario requests it for dinner while teaching Luigi how to carry a franchise on your shoulders during the 1929 depression which affected me, meanwhile I go on a search for a golden turtle with the power of flight for carrying babies and dropping them into baskets that were filled with snakes which were allergic to the babies, who scared the snakes which bit the baby, giving him an allergic reaction to biscuits cut in half with jelly in between to make a biscuit sandwich thingy that caused an explosion that ruined my reputation, and yet the baby ate too many sandwiches causing him to suddenly hate LBP2, so I then banished him to the land of large, sweaty buffalo, which promptly began to lick me in comraderie, then put me back in my mom's basement, which was filled with creepy giant octopi and oysters filled with oysters, so they could fill themselves with even more oysters so as to create an infinite loop of oyster-ception, causing the collapse of civilization as we know it without any wild xtrahuman to stop it... oh wait there he is, with ten pounds of fried pinto beans to save the world somehow, but pinto beans can't reproduce, so he had to grab a nice lunch, which had a sandwich and a pickle which was tasty, but the pickle was the TV again, which still was upside down but I flipped it, making people into Frankenturrets, so GLaDOS got a hold of a tank of neurotoxin, and she choked everyone in the Enrichment Center, but I was cast off into space, meaning everything in Aperture returned to more or less normal, until Valve made Portal 3, in which Wheatley returns from space after GLaDOS needs his help, because Chell is gone and Aperture needs test subjects, so GLaDOS gives Wheatley legs and arms and makes him a subject, so Wheatley is the playable character then, meaning he's not in space, so meme users spammed the internet with "I'M NOT IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE," which made Valve send out an update that replaced the space core with the curiosity core, but the fans got sick of hearing "Who are you?" instead of "I'M IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!," at which point I stepped in a pile of SHAAAAAAAAAVING CREAM, although it was rather messy and such, so I got a free refund from real estate agencies and cranky old men, and then I went to the park to go poop on the hedges while eating a lobster and being stalked by Orville Redenbacher, then I told him "Your popcorn is simply scrumptious!", when my dog ate the rest of it because it thought it was edible gold, when in reality it was just buttered popcorn which had been pooped on by that dog, until a meteor hit the dog and split him into a thousand puppies, which started to eat people's food from the park which lead to massive famine and caused massive groups of humans commit cannibalism just to survive, and then the survivors created their own religion that worshipped the god of TV and dogs who grants his disciples remote controls and dog food which they gratefully take and use for their lunatic intentions of taking over Jupiter and making it their ultimate base of weapons, factories, and other helpful equipments to take over the dog population of Saturn, but at that moment the dogs on Saturn made a huge skyscraper which intercepted the lunatic's airship which caused a giant explosion in the middle and, thankfully the dogs managed to survive somehow, and then they decided to make a counter-attack on the human population which resulted in the first Galactic War between humans and dogs in space, and in the end the human race was in threat to go extinct when suddenly a giant turret arose and started to shoot rapidly at the dogs, who whimpered in great agony and they had to go to the canine hospital to get treatment for their injuries which were all over their legs, making most of them invalid and severely inhibiting the ones who always deliver pizza to the bystanders, including the cats which were doing something suspicious on their home planet Felinia when the humans and dogs were busy going to other planets to get more resources for their weaponry and at that moment they heard a loud roar from another galaxy signaling the entrance of the squirrels to this realm, which meant the cats finally had natural prey to hunt for their kittens and eat them for dinner, except when it comes to cat population's official guards, who refuse to eat new animals unless they are proven to be tasty by the Institution of Feline Victuals which is owned by a large company that looks out for feline needs and the company's owner is a tuxedo cat named Muffins who is technically the ruler of the planet Felinia but also makes voyages to other planets which can be pretty dangerous especially if he has to cross the Acidway, Milkyway's neighboring galaxy, that, as the name implies, is deadly for having galactic clouds full of acid in the atmosphere, and so to avoid this, Muffins has created a special device which allows him to move past the acid clouds without harm, and so he uses it to reach an infamous planet which is known across the galaxy as Murrdurr, the dark planet and the home of TenebrisNemo, and that's why Muffins is currently undergoing surgery on his lungs so he can breathe long enough to kill TenebrisNemo's servants whom L1N3R1D3R liked, so he prepared for battle to support TenebrisNemo's prosperity by killing his servants which was a bad desicion because the servants were plotting against him all along and they were ready for the assassination of L1N3R1D3R but Muffins couldn't let that happen because he liked both L1N3R1D3R and TenebrisNemo's pizzas that had every topping imaginable so Muffins came up with a plan which involved the acquisition of Sleepy Shotgun which used sleep powder to make his foes sleepily sleep and to throw them inside a clown disguised bag for keeping all the candy away from the king of the moon, who desperately wanted some Butterfinger but couldn't get any because he is a king who by necessity eats only fancy foods except on Wednesdays when he gorges on all sorts of cheap candy and eats them like crazy until his stomach tells his body to stop but he won't stop, Bob now decided to steal from the King's candy chamber and was disappointed when he saw that all that was left was Butterfinger, so he exclaimed, but someone heard it, alerting the candy hungry guards that candy was being stolen by Bob, who was now experiencing major pain in the form of lashes to L1N3R1D3R who was apparently Bob's voodoo doll who was boiled in water and served to a bunch of slaves who were in a great happy feeling once the cat said "Tonight we feast!" and he began to chow on my signature diarrhea pasta while a meteor hit the pasta and splattered my face all over the news and onto the TNT which started to dance in front of midgets astronauts equipped with Sir monacle plushies with super cannons and suddenly the whole lot exploded into bits but then I woke up with a Sir monacle plushie who was so twisted that I burned him into a Sir monacle plushie who was burned by TenebrisNemo's other Sir monacle plushie who was wearing illuminati suit to activate his powers to dominate TenebrisNemo's bedroom with a pizza party witch who conjured a Sir monacle plushie to torture the actual Sir monacle with sticks and salt in basement "Russia Soviet Russia", where no one will survive the Sir monacle plushie's wrath, however L1N3R1D3R returned and saved Sir monacle and TenebrisNemo's Sir monacle plushie from the evil Sir monacle plushie, witch had a Sir monacle plushie for her wizard husband TenebrisNemo who loved his witch wife so much that he bought her a lollipop chainsaw with mega doom blast power and together they bought Sir monacle plushies for their future children in the mysterious planet of Murrdurr where Sir monacle plushie's monocles are being sold in local stores all over the world and the universe, where they plan to take over planet Munacle, which is home of the Ms Munacle teddy's evil secret lair full of dog population's secret weapons that she locked up because the weapons were powerful enough to destroy her entire mound of garbage in the Trazh moon, home of the dog population's good prince, Dogarus, great fan of Bozo the clown and a charismatic golden retriever with a peculiar interest for lollipops which are made by the Lollipop Guild in the sir monacle plushie's own home planet, also where the fat people are happy, round brownie population thrive, and pizza monsters wander the dank meme streets of the internet, wondering where the taco truck opens on Tuesdays for their weekly hamburger supreme special with taco meat, salsa, and cats which came from a mysterious wormhole, however the monsters favourite ice cream truck is closed due to the arrival of the Dark Lord TenebrisNemo and his sidekick Sir monacle plushie who obeys his master's every command to destroy humanity with destructive world end machines which operate using a giant remote control from Bozo the Clown's pants which are known from Bozo's story ark in Star Trek the Musical which is a well-known musical starring Brad Pitt as Bozo the Clown's pants in a tarantula pit with Ron Weasley who is suffering from hypothermia because he ate my chilly pepper with his macaroni, which resulted in causing him to gain gastro-oesophageal reflux disease which made him become a vegetable that tastes like a lollipop because Ron's wand was broken in such a way that anything he tried to cast backfired on Hermione and gave her awkward situations which involved her and Ron kissing while Voldemort was screaming "Why am I here?" while Harry Potter had to prevent Majora's moon crashing into the world; meanwhile, lazy Mario was eating some mushrooms and growing big so he could mass murder some turtles and put them in his soup of destruction and eat it with pleasure while taunting Browser who was so angry that he breathed fire, but as always he hired some turtles and I miss the rains down in Africa because they gave me joy because I am a lone ape who just wants attention and bananas, but you give them instead to gorillas and that makes me annoyed, so I call for the Ape force which will aid me in escaping from the prison of Azkaban along with Sirius Black, the godfather of the boy who lived for a few minutes before being bullied by a spell named Imperius, which forced him to commit suicide by using a spoon to poke himself in the earlobe but that didn't kill him so he then tried a golf-club right through his heart, SPLISSHHH and the result was breathtaking *ba-dum TSS!* and at the sight of this, Snape lost his mind and started to call his fellow colonels including John Brutus who is known for usurping his title from another colonel with an army of mice who ate through his provisions, "Oh what a poo", he said when Snake suddenly appeared and got in to a Bo Staff fight with Snape who called Dumbledore for help but he was busy trying to teach Harry something about magic and puberty, but eventually Moody joined the fight and they fought like monkeys until Hermione joined the fight and stopped everyone with her wand which had previously broken but was fixed by a magical wizard whose name was Harrybo's Grandad, but pointlessly he was never a granddad so I shot him in the face, however the dog population started to breed werewolves who always interrupted my sleep, howling and destroying my rare glass mini-me collection which made me so angry that I slipped on my robe and fell into a rabbit hole, at least I didn't get injured but a white rabbit with a ticking clock recruited me in the war effort against the wizards, so I equipped myself The Sword of Suns which is known to most as the godly blade is able to ward off evil with a single slice at the cost of one's stamina, but fortunately I got a stamina upgrade and I'm able to glue together my rare glass mini-me collection while fighting against the evil wizards whom I begin to attack with my fellow party members who get angry at me, but I find a way to repay them using my hair and gold dust, and now the lot of them follow me to the end of my days and constantly heal me, allowing me to fight against the wizards without having to worry about my health points, but sometimes they use the wrong spell and send me flying over the Grand Canyon so fast that I broke the sound barrier which sounded cool but ultimately caused fatal injury to my ears and the surrounding birds, which was reported to be an alien attack, but when the authorities arrived, they confirmed that the cause of the sound was none other than myself, a hideous alien called jimydog000, straight from the planet Frewquip, which is known to have extreme weathers such as raining tornadoes, snowing snowmen, and misty lava storms, which makes the meteorologist have a bad time to forecast all those weathers and so he's paid a thousand platinum coins a day to pay off his mortgage and to keep him satisfied, because he needs to see his reflection, where he notices that he has a huge nose which is considered by the residents of Frewquip to be a mark of intelligence and charisma but by the residents of Earth its considered to be a sign of stupidity, so the weatherman didn't have any fan clubs on earth and in fact, they find him to be an ugly abomination because of his nose, so he decided to make the people on the earth follow his will by pointing out interesting facts about their inevitable death, like how Elvis was the best but died anyway and how Michael Jackson died and that made the people on earth very happy, but the Earthlings were not amused so they decided to retaliate with guns that are so powerful and dangerous that their kitten-bullets make every object which they hit turn adorable, which was the ultimate fate of Purrey, the cat groomer who turned into a big slimy dog whence our frog got its legs checked out and jumped of a cliff, where it squished onto the head of an octopus that decided to take a nap but now it's angry and wants to unleash its anger upon everything, living or not... ...recalls the thread | 2016-04-27 11:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| so it starts exacting its anger | 2016-04-27 14:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| but something was going on | 2016-04-27 15:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| that made it stop and look | 2016-04-27 23:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| like a Goofy because | 2016-04-29 07:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| he suddenly grew long ears and | 2016-04-29 13:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| heard everything what I did | 2016-05-02 05:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and forced me to pay him | 2016-05-02 13:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| 5 000 000 bucks because I was | 2016-05-02 21:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| not paying attention to the | 2016-05-03 04:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| teacher who apparently was | 2016-05-03 05:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| a sir monacle plushie who | 2016-05-03 08:35:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
| got killed by a darklord who shouted: THIS IS MORDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! | 2016-05-03 11:29:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and then ran around the halls | 2016-05-04 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| but accidentally ran against a pillar | 2016-05-04 08:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| and died, causing internal conflict | 2016-05-04 22:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| between dark lords and dwarves | 2016-05-08 10:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| over who would inherit the | 2016-05-09 04:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Monacle Throne, the trial of kings begins in the pits of | 2016-05-10 05:04:00 Author: jimydog000 Posts: 813 |
| Sir monacle plushies who were late for | 2016-05-10 06:20:00 Author: Sir monacle Posts: 4155 |
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