General Stuff #1
The Optimism Thread
Archive: 369 posts
| Alright, like the other games, this depends on what the person above you says. The whole point in this thread is to look on the bright side of something bad, which can generally get quite funny.. Person above you gives you a scenario which you have to find the good in, and then you give a scenario for the next person Anyhow ; example - Poster 1 : A dog with a missing leg Poster 2 : Somebody had a good lunch. An old lady falling off a cliff Poster 3 : 'Least it wasn't me, etc etc.. Not the best examples I know  Anyhow, I'll start wiiiiiiiithhh A bird getting sucked into a plane engine. | 2008-08-12 19:50:00 Author: DrunkMiffy  Posts: 2758 |
| The plane was full of terrorists anyway... A man who bit into an apple and found a worm (Classic) | 2008-08-12 19:55:00 Author: Maltay  Posts: 2073 |
| He made a new freind You're being attacked by an octopus | 2008-08-12 19:57:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| I had 11 fingers The dog ate your homework | 2008-08-12 20:13:00 Author: Noonian  Posts: 523 |
| i deleted my post :eek: The dog ate your homework I had a backup copy You got LBP early but the disk was cracked | 2008-08-12 20:14:00 Author: Darkelite105  Posts: 374 |
| i deleted my post :eek: lol so did I...this game is wrecked ...someone save it!!  | 2008-08-12 20:16:00 Author: Noonian Posts: 523 |
| *Maltay comes to the rescue (Hopefuly)* Atleast I don't have to go a year with no social life George Bush dies | 2008-08-12 20:19:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| *Maltay comes to the rescue (Hopefuly)* Atleast I don't have to go a year with no social life George Bush dies Nuff said A man with no arms or legs falls our of his wheelchair with noone around. | 2008-08-12 20:23:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Nuff said A man with no arms or legs falls our of his wheelchair with noone around. LOL But lands in a prosthetic limbs shop (He's still pretty screwed though) The man and the worm get eaten by a whale | 2008-08-12 20:25:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| LOL But lands in a prosthetic limbs shop (He's still pretty screwed though) The man and the worm get eaten by a whale At least they spent their final moments together. The whale gets beached! | 2008-08-12 20:34:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least they spent their final moments together. The whale gets beached! Atleast Hancocks not around.. xD (Loving this thread) The Plane (with a failed engine) crash landed into the empire state bulding | 2008-08-12 20:36:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| Atleast Hancocks not around.. xD (Loving this thread) The Plane (with a failed engine) crash landed into the empire state bulding Ha! Beat you too it! And you call yourselves terrorists. A boy falls down a well, and breaks every bone in his body | 2008-08-12 20:39:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Ha! Beat you too it! And you call yourselves terrorists. A boy falls down a well, and breaks every bone in his body At least he won't be thirsty. LBP is cancelled. (oh noes) | 2008-08-12 20:46:00 Author: Jack Posts: 999 |
| At least he won't be thirsty. LBP is cancelled. (oh noes) RIOT Time!!!!! Based on a true story : You get LBP, sprint up the stairs, trip, smash your head on the brand new game case (Truth ends here) and find out your game is smashed! | 2008-08-12 21:46:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least you didn't die. You find out your long lost brother is now your sister. | 2008-08-13 18:03:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| At least you didn't have to grow up with it... Your so confused, your head implodes backwards. | 2008-08-13 18:07:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| At least it didn't implode forwards into the cannibal alleyway. Your sackboy gets slapped into a raging path of fire. | 2008-08-13 19:11:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Well, at least he hasn't got AIDS. The water in your town gets polluted with a deadly virus | 2008-08-14 12:47:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least you have plenty of coke. Chicken doesn't taste like anything anymore | 2008-08-14 15:44:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| At least you have plenty of coke. Chicken doesn't taste like anything anymore More uses for A1 Stake sauce now You got turned into a Sackboy but like LBP your only a bit taller then grass | 2008-08-14 15:46:00 Author: Darkelite105 Posts: 374 |
| Well at least you could build a big robot to live in. You fail | 2008-08-14 17:59:00 Author: liquidsnake96 Posts: 109 |
| Dissapointment is my fuel! Your PS3 gets bricked while installing LBP due to a freak power cut. | 2008-08-14 18:03:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least you won't spend your life in front of the tv. You get permanent marker all over your face. Off Topic: Hey Miffy, you fall asleep yet? Or are you still going for 48? | 2008-08-14 18:05:00 Author: liquidsnake96 Posts: 109 |
| At least you won't spend your life in front of the tv. You get permanent marker all over your face. Off Topic: Hey Miffy, you fall asleep yet? Or are you still going for 48? It'll draw peoples attention away from my rolls of fat (Lol, I ain't fat). You get stabbed by a gang of seven year olds. & Yeah, I had 3 hours... Now I gotta have a haircut -.- | 2008-08-14 18:08:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Well at least you probably won't die. I mean they're 7 >_< You have to get a new haircut but the barber cuts off your ear. Aww too bad.....Fail!  | 2008-08-14 18:11:00 Author: liquidsnake96 Posts: 109 |
| Well at least you probably won't die. I mean they're 7 >_< You have to get a new haircut but the barber cuts off your ear. Aww too bad.....Fail! Oh, sorry I missed the life lesson that stab wounds fatality depends on your stabbers ages. So the younger the less fatal, right? What do they use smaller knives or something? Safety scissors? Atleast now you can make jokes about yourself being a picasso, and can sure the barber for lots of money, AND you couldn't hear from that ear anyway. Your arch-enemy steals your pogo stick. | 2008-08-14 19:17:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| Oh, sorry I missed the life lesson that stab wounds fatality depends on your stabbers ages. So the younger the less fatal, right? What do they use smaller knives or something? Safety scissors? Atleast now you can make jokes about yourself being a picasso, and can sure the barber for lots of money, AND you couldn't hear from that ear anyway. Your arch-enemy steals your pogo stick. The fool pogo's off of a cliff. You resit your first year of uni (i will now most likely! ) | 2008-08-14 19:24:00 Author: ryryryan  Posts: 3767 |
| The fool pogo's off of a cliff. You resit your first year of uni (i will now most likely! )Harsh, Imma have to do the same for college I think (Well maybe not but it was still pretty bad) | 2008-08-14 19:27:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| Oh, sorry I missed the life lesson that stab wounds fatality depends on your stabbers ages. So the younger the less fatal, right? What do they use smaller knives or something? Safety scissors? Of course. What responsible parent would let their seven year old run around with scissors or knives for that matter. He never specified what they stabbed him with and i automatically thought safety scissors. | 2008-08-14 21:27:00 Author: liquidsnake96 Posts: 109 |
| *facepalm* liquidsnake, you do know some parents don't care about their children and there are actually 7 year olds in some petty gang of some sort roaming the streets with knives. | 2008-08-15 09:15:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Of course. What responsibleparent would let their seven year old run around with scissors or knives for that matter. He never specified what they stabbed him with and i automatically thought safety scissors. *facepalm* liquidsnake, you do know some parents don't care about their children and there are actually 7 year olds in some petty gang of some sort roaming the streets with knives. I know some parents don't but as i said above responsible. | 2008-08-15 15:14:00 Author: liquidsnake96 Posts: 109 |
ok people lets get back to the topic  before this thread dies , ill revive it a train crashes into a buss full of people | 2008-08-15 15:19:00 Author: Darkelite105 Posts: 374 |
| but it was a double decker and went though the middle i broke my arm (not really) | 2008-08-15 15:25:00 Author: Thee-Flash  Posts: 3154 |
| at least your legs are still fiine for that great wall of china trip you acidentaly push somebody off of a bridge and they die (its bound to have happened) | 2008-08-15 18:13:00 Author: Maltay Posts: 2073 |
| at least your legs are still fiine for that great wall of china trip you acidentaly push somebody off of a bridge and they die (its bound to have happened) New reason to move to Mexico! You fall down the stairs. | 2008-08-15 18:35:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Heyyyy, who let my thread die!?! | 2008-09-04 21:01:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Atleast its faster then walking down. You get struck by lightning. | 2008-09-04 21:22:00 Author: Rabid-Coot  Posts: 6728 |
| Well a nice way for some free power. You slip in some mud | 2008-09-04 21:35:00 Author: Darth_Spartan  Posts: 813 |
| Now you've got a reason to clean your clothes! You swallow your own tongue | 2008-09-04 21:36:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Now you've got a reason to clean your clothes! You swallow your own tongue Well now I don't have to talk, drawing pictures is so much fun. You drive over some nails in the road. | 2008-09-04 21:40:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| You get some new tyres. Your house gets flooded. | 2008-09-04 21:41:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| At least it extinguished the fire that was spreading.. LittleBigPlanet is canceled... FOREVER. | 2008-09-04 21:47:00 Author: Unknown User |
| not funny Marino, not funny at all. But at least now I have some time to play other games. Xbox 360 finally gives in and become another given up system. | 2008-09-04 21:49:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Microsoft releases a successor the following week. Someone gets their reply in before yours on this thread. | 2008-09-04 21:54:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Ha, mine's better so I get to show them up! You lose your "manhood" | 2008-09-04 21:58:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Well now I can run for President. The Independent candiate wins the presidency this year. | 2008-09-04 22:00:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| At least he's better then Bush. You get shot repeatadly in the chest and die. | 2008-09-04 22:02:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
| Least I didn't lose my manhood You get a wrong blood transfusion and get AIDS My answer : HA, well somebodies getting my diseases back! | 2008-09-04 22:04:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Well I wanted to go and live like a NUN, and I am a male. The Sun blows up | 2008-09-04 22:06:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| No more global warming! You're trapped in a burning building. | 2008-09-04 22:07:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Well now I have fire for my marshmellows The Ice Age comes back | 2008-09-04 22:08:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| It's not hot outside anymore! The world explodes. | 2008-09-05 04:23:00 Author: Code1337  Posts: 3476 |
| well at least theres no more college you do a backflip and crack your head on the side walk | 2008-09-05 13:41:00 Author: rocketi05 Posts: 80 |
| Well, now the sidewalk is painted! =D You run out of Coke! =O | 2008-09-05 13:54:00 Author: Stix489  Posts: 2080 |
| Well water is better for me, and I will sleep more. Your internet goes down, won't be back for a year. | 2008-09-05 14:30:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Well then I don't get distracted whilst doing my homework. Your pet dies. | 2008-09-05 17:57:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Well good now I don't have to feed it. A tank run's into your house. | 2008-09-05 18:42:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| The insurance will cover it. You've just done a rather runny poo and there is NOTHING to wipe with. | 2008-09-05 21:58:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| well that is why we have hands You got a sackboy but it is mean and it bites. | 2008-09-05 22:13:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| well that is why we have hands You got a sackboy but it is mean and it bites. You push up on the d-pad and problem solved he's happy now. Woups pushed up one too many times, he's humping my leg now, "No! Bad sackboy!" grr You have an idea for a level in lbp, but you find out after weeks of building it, that someone has already published the exact same thing... | 2008-09-06 00:10:00 Author: KAPBAM  Posts: 1348 |
| well I have more friends on LBPCENTRAL so mine is viewed more. Yoda goes to the dark side | 2008-09-06 05:05:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| At least now he'll have a cool lightsaber! LBP is delayed again. | 2008-09-06 05:07:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| At least now he'll have a cool lightsaber! LBP is delayed again. Oh well, more time left to ponder what an evil Yoda would do with his new found, well, evilness  Darth Yoda befriends the Romulans to rule in our future galaxy as well as his far far away galaxy! (you know, they all have pointy ears so they'll get along fine!) | 2008-09-06 07:35:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| At least our galaxy will be ruled by an awsome green puppet with pointy ears God gets bored and begins the rapture | 2008-09-06 08:16:00 Author: Capn P  Posts: 100 |
| Zeus stops him. You cant use thr PS3 for a few weeks while you're redecorating. | 2008-09-06 11:56:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| I'll use the xbox then! It's bad enough as it is Your hair falls out | 2008-09-06 18:51:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least I don't have to go to the barber shop anymore You are destined to be tortured for all eternity by monkeys. | 2008-09-06 18:53:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| I have an endless supply of bananas! Your best friend dies. | 2008-09-06 18:57:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I have an endless supply of bananas! Your best friend dies. Well now I don't have to buy that extra controller. You die. | 2008-09-06 18:59:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| I don't have to worry about life! Mudkips become extinct! =( | 2008-09-06 19:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I don't have to worry about life! Mudkips become extinct! =( Erm... erm.... D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: You are eaten alive by a pack of wild mudkipz. | 2008-09-06 19:03:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| As long they looked at me with smiles while doing it, I don't mind! xD You are stripped of your custom title. | 2008-09-06 19:07:00 Author: Unknown User |
| As long they looked at me with smiles while doing it, I don't mind! xD You are stripped of your custom title. I can look forward to getting it back. You never get a custom title. | 2008-09-06 19:09:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| I don't have to worry about other peoples' opinions! Humans can't speak. | 2008-09-06 19:10:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I don't have to worry about other peoples' opinions! Humans can't speak. There are less wars. You are crucified. | 2008-09-06 19:12:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476 |
| There are less wars. You are crucified. You are then resurected 3 days later! People start to think you are Jesus. | 2008-09-06 19:43:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| You use their mistake to con millions out of them. The Large Hadron Collider goes badly wrong and ends the universe. | 2008-09-06 20:11:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You use their mistake to con millions out of them. The Large Hadron Collider goes badly wrong and ends the universe. Luckily I just googled LHC and I am now more aware as to why the universe will end. That sexy girl next door tells you she's moving to another country. | 2008-09-06 22:25:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| She gives you a little to say goodbye An obnoxious, noisy Pro-Wrestler moves in after her | 2008-09-07 01:12:00 Author: Capn P Posts: 100 |
| He has great parties where I find some great friends. Your milk went bad | 2008-09-07 06:38:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Was leaving on a trip anyways, your house sealing starts leaking | 2008-09-07 06:43:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Was leaving on a trip anyways, your house sealing starts leaking Was leaving on a trip anyways :arg: You come back, and your house sealing has caved in from all the water...  | 2008-09-07 07:10:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| Well I needed a new roof You tripped fell and landed on your leg | 2008-09-07 07:17:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Yaya, my testes are intact! Your PS3 cracked LBP as soon as you put it in, and every shop everywhere was sold out for 2 weeks. | 2008-09-07 17:35:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| More time for homework. The forums die. | 2008-09-07 17:36:00 Author: Unknown User |
| i'm going to Europe this weekend anyways You break both your hands so you cant play PS3 EDIT: i was responding to DrunkMiffy | 2008-09-07 17:38:00 Author: Sage  Posts: 2068 |
| You develop an amazing talent for playing with your feet! I wish I was awesome at everything. | 2008-09-07 17:39:00 Author: Unknown User |
| it turns out i'm even better i ruled the world and killed your parents! | 2008-09-07 17:40:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068 |
| Never liked my parents anyways You become a slave for eternity | 2008-09-07 17:55:00 Author: Unknown User |
| It turns out it pays better than being a school pupil >_> Your pet SackBoy dies of fluff poisoning. | 2008-09-07 18:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
| It turns out it pays better than being a school pupil >_> Your pet SackBoy dies of fluff poisoning. You drown your sorrows in a bar and die of alcohol poisoning and meet back up with you Sackboy in PS3 heaven You finish school and you find out the position you were studying for is now obsolete. | 2008-09-07 20:41:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| Gaming time! You get scared. | 2008-09-07 20:44:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Well at least the movie was finally good enought to scare me. A volcano blows up in your backyard | 2008-09-08 14:34:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Good, it was starting to get a bit chilly here in Canada! A monkey eats your pants. (I think I might have been having some weird dreams last night :arg | 2008-09-08 15:05:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| Well it was getting warm anyways, a nice cool breeze is always nice. A asteriod is going to hit your house. | 2008-09-08 15:51:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Oh well, I was moving house anyway. Star Wars never existed! =O | 2008-09-08 17:08:00 Author: Unknown User |
| You are rude!!!! Umm well that is cool than someone would have made a lightsaber in another movie so we are okay. Computer never existed | 2008-09-08 17:12:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| xD A better reason to invent laptops! The only program on TV is Dragon Ball Z on a consant loop forever. | 2008-09-08 17:17:00 Author: Unknown User |
| at least i can relive the old days when DBZ was the only thing i ever watched you get a wedgy infront of your girlfriend (or boyfriend depending on your gender) | 2008-09-08 19:06:00 Author: rocketi05 Posts: 80 |
| Well at least I am wiped now. aww sick Britany spears is now the only music allowed on Radio | 2008-09-08 19:54:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Pfft, who has radios? iPods ftw You become paralyzed. EDIT : 100th poost | 2008-09-08 19:56:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Pfft, who has radios? iPods ftw You become paralyzed. EDIT : 100th poost Well I always wanted to just lay down and play games for the rest of my life. Just hook me into the matrix please. The world is taken over by chickens | 2008-09-08 20:08:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Pfft, who has radios? iPods ftw You become paralyzed. EDIT : 100th poost What? 100th post? >_> More eggs for everyone. Gaming was never invented. | 2008-09-08 21:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
| What? 100th post? >_> More eggs for everyone. Gaming was never invented. More time to read and become a president Zeus comes back and wants a statue of himself built in Washington DC | 2008-09-08 21:52:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| The world ends on Wednesday apparently so it doesn't matter! 300 was never a movie. | 2008-09-09 08:39:00 Author: Unknown User |
| It was a interactive graphic novel instead 300 was a movie, but it was designed for children aged 3-9 | 2008-09-09 11:33:00 Author: Capn P Posts: 100 |
| They make a remake and it's aimed for teens! Food was never made. | 2008-09-09 11:44:00 Author: Unknown User |
| It's okay I like a good liquid diet Batman 3 is delayed until 2100 | 2008-09-09 14:51:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| It was going to be an embarrassment to The Dark Knight anyway. People still thought the world was flat. | 2008-09-09 15:08:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Well the titanic would never happened The moon blows up | 2008-09-09 15:15:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Well the titanic would never happened The moon blows up That's ok, my LBP moon is still intact! Your friends start vanishing one after the other. | 2008-09-09 16:01:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| That's ok, my LBP moon is still intact! Your friends start vanishing one after the other. Oh good now I don't have to be bothered by them. A black hole appears in France tommorow. | 2008-09-09 16:25:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Oh good now I don't have to be bothered by them. A black hole appears in France tommorow. Thats ok. It should be full up by UK. You will suck at LBP. | 2008-09-09 16:39:00 Author: moleynator  Posts: 2914 |
| But you'll suck more. LBP fails, badly. | 2008-09-09 18:33:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| But you'll suck more. LBP fails, badly. LOL. At least your grammer is bad. Your wording means that it is not good at failing. You are a hobo and are confronted by hobocidalmaniac | 2008-09-09 18:38:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914 |
| LOL. At least your grammer is bad. Your wording means that it is not good at failing. You are a hobo and are confronted by hobocidalmaniac Well at least I have someone who admires me, umm I guess. You have a infested basement of spiders | 2008-09-09 19:48:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| Oh well, I have many many new pets! A meteorite hits the earth and we are invaded by hostile aliens  | 2008-09-09 20:57:00 Author: marmiteman Posts: 124 |
| Well now we have new friends to play LBP All the Ice melts on earth | 2008-09-09 20:59:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| The sea level rises and now I live closer to the beach A fire burns all of your possessions | 2008-09-09 21:01:00 Author: marmiteman Posts: 124 |
| At least I was insured. You create a beast that kills cute bunnies. | 2008-09-09 21:44:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914 |
| Well we have cute little turtles to replace them. We ran out of gas | 2008-09-09 22:01:00 Author: Darth_Spartan Posts: 813 |
| At least we will all keep fit. I just died and lbpc are all very sad. | 2008-09-09 22:13:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914 |
| at least i didn't die. the universe gets destroyed. | 2008-09-10 17:43:00 Author: Don Vhalt  Posts: 2270 |
| At least everyone died, not just you. I wish I had an elite trophy *w* | 2008-09-10 17:53:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Say whaa ;/ This isn't the wish corruptor xD You get ambushed by rogue squirrels. | 2008-09-20 11:44:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Ha...ha... I always post in the wrong thread ?_? | 2008-09-20 12:33:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I follow my T-****rs advice and protect my nuts. You've just got LBP but you can't find your PS3 controller(s) | 2008-09-20 21:29:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| So you walk off to buy a new one but a gift from the heavens comes down, and you open it up. Oh looky here, a PS4 controller with backwards compatability. You find out your life is all but a dream and you just woke up, realizing your 8. Off Topic : I don't like this topic talking about dying whales and such things grr | 2008-09-20 21:40:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino  Posts: 5250 |
| At least you have more time to enjoy your life. You find out your 2 year old daughter is pregnant. | 2008-09-21 09:08:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Least she won't be called frigid. You fall out of bed, and land on your cat, who breaks all his legs and you can't afford the operation costs. | 2008-09-21 12:25:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| You do the operation yourself and it is a COMPLETE success. (You practiced on the OPERATION boardgame) Chuck Norris decides to turn evil | 2008-09-21 13:58:00 Author: Capn P Posts: 100 |
| Well now you have reason to teach your cat to play snake =D EDIT: At least the new "Anti-Roundhouse Kick" is introduced Your computer crashes, you lose all your data, you decide to start the assignment again, and again, it crashes, leaving you nothing...you then decide to start again on a different computer, and when you do, your internet stops working, after you get it fixed, you realise the computer caught a very bad virus and might need repair. Above all that, your parents blame it on you, and they think you are causing all this just so that you do not have to finish the assignment. At 11 PM, after re-doing the assignment for the fourth time, and finishig it, your friend pops up on MSN to ask you if you have studied for the History exam, which you have forgotten about, and is due the very next day. Freaking out, you run to your diary to check what period the exam is in, and you find out it's first period. You're totally screwed. You are now depressed ;_; (TRUE FREAKING STORY ) | 2008-09-21 13:59:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| At least your friends will do well... Your leg falls off for no reason. | 2008-09-21 15:14:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes  Posts: 1100 |
| One less thing to worry about. The awesome face was never invented. | 2008-09-21 15:30:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Then no one will be prettier than you. LBP moves it's release date to Summer 09 for 'deawesomefying' | 2008-09-21 15:44:00 Author: TheArmedReaper  Posts: 1543 |
| Then no one will be prettier than you. LBP moves it's release date to Summer 09 for 'deawesomefying' You don't know what the awesome face is, do you? Anway, the movie is loved by kids everywhere so MM make a LBP2! LittleBigPlanet was never thought of, and will never be created. Make that positive. | 2008-09-21 16:04:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| It'd give me time to play the other big games coming out this winter. There's a powercut when you get LBP. | 2008-09-21 16:26:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You can read through the instructions manual. You spend all your last bits of money on LBP and it brakes in half when you get it out of the box with no refund available. | 2008-09-21 16:31:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| I trade in some old games to fund a new LBP You get so excited for LBP that you spontaneously combust. | 2008-09-21 16:38:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| At least you can play the game immediatly in heaven. Your poor with no money left and you have a fire with everything burnt, including LBP and your ps3, tv, etc. with no insurance, but a shelter. | 2008-09-21 17:53:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| Atleast there's friends to steal LBP play time from. Time stopes one minute before the LBP release. | 2008-09-21 18:01:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| We never notice because time stopped:eek: The world ends after play littlebigplanet for one minute | 2008-09-21 18:24:00 Author: Unknown User |
| One minute is better then nothing. You break your fingers the day before LBP is released. | 2008-09-21 18:28:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| The truck that was delivering LittleBigPlanet drove off a cliff anywaysgrr The world ends right when you get littlebigplanet | 2008-09-21 18:31:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Atleast some people got to play it for a few days. You get a nasty papercut on your thumb. | 2008-09-21 18:38:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Least I don't have AIDS. You have AIDS and a bad papercut on your thumb. | 2008-09-21 21:26:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least you know, so the worst is over. And the papercut doesn't feel like such a big thing. LittleBigPlanet turns out to be vaporware. | 2008-09-21 21:31:00 Author: Linque  Posts: 607 |
| I don't know what vaporware is, so what I don't know, can't hurt me, or ruin LBP for that matter. You wake up with a transvestite in your bed. | 2008-09-21 21:34:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| At least you had a good time yesterday. LittleBigPlanet turns out to be godawful and you spent your final savings on it. At the same time you realize how bad it is, you learn that your marriage is over, you're going to be evicted, and your clothes are going to be pawned. While undressing in front of a laughing crowd, someone taps you on the shoulder and says that he's been sent to inform you that you have been fired. That's when your migraine kicks in, and as always, your migraine is paired with horrible diarrhea. You also ate your last sleeping pill that helps you with your insomnia yesterday. | 2008-09-21 21:38:00 Author: Linque Posts: 607 |
| I've still got my pimping.. Fits in perfectly, no? You drop a bowling ball on your foot. | 2008-09-21 21:42:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| You become the world hopping champion. The glass is half empty. | 2008-09-21 21:43:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| The cake is a lie anyways roval. Reapers' scythes can talk. Waitwhat ?_? | 2008-09-21 22:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
| at least his scythe can't see.--- at least the glass isn't cracked(half full was too easy). On the seventh day of the week I left my umbrella at home and it rained. | 2008-09-21 22:38:00 Author: QuellMicquel Posts: 68 |
| Atleast you dont ned to have a wash now. You got a wonkey trolly at the supermarket. | 2008-09-21 22:51:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| At least you will get to play LBP in 29+ days. I can't play LBP till October 24th.... | 2008-09-22 15:52:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| Two answers: 1) Lucky there's LBP beta 2) At least you'll learn the value of patience. LBP turns out to be brocken on every disc as there was an error writing the discs so it will take another 3 months to rewrite it... | 2008-09-22 16:07:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| At least there is tonnes of good games coming out at that time! But, all of them turn out to be rubbish. | 2008-09-22 16:24:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| Oh well.. I wonder if they still sell lifes on eBay..? You open a can of coke, but it explodes, blowing apart your hands, rendering you unable to play LBP. | 2008-09-22 17:08:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| You get a transplant It takes around two years for the nerves to grow. | 2008-09-22 17:14:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You have two years to fully learn how LBP works, and formulate master plans in your heads. You go to have a small operation, and wake up to find you've been "fixed". (Neutered, Vasectomy..) | 2008-09-22 17:16:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Fine I never wanted children anyway. You get Ebola. | 2008-09-22 17:18:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You realize you don't know what Ebola is, so it doesn't concern you. You start a book club and at a meeting you realize you can't read. | 2008-09-22 17:20:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Its ok nobody's read the book anyway. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola You have it. | 2008-09-22 17:34:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| *Gives a hug* So do you! You have 24 hours to live. | 2008-09-22 17:42:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Better then nothing. Miffy read the chart wrong due to drunkeness and its actually 24 seconds. | 2008-09-22 17:43:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Just enough time to show your bits to the bloke in the bed next to you. You get stabbed in the foot by a fork. | 2008-09-22 17:47:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| You needed a fork anyways. The pie you were going to use that fork for is now gone. | 2008-09-22 17:47:00 Author: Unknown User |
| The pie was poisoned. You create a time paradox. | 2008-09-22 17:52:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You go back in time and get your pie back. You have now eaten the poisoned pie. | 2008-09-22 17:54:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Atleast it was tasty. you get exposed to a massive dose of radiation. | 2008-09-22 17:58:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| The radiation give you super powers! The Daily Bugle is turning the city against you. | 2008-09-22 17:59:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I use my powers to kill all those who dare to oppose me. everyone opposes you so no one is left alive. | 2008-09-22 18:04:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| However you have a loyal dog. But those that you kill come back during the night... | 2008-09-22 18:13:00 Author: Unknown User |
| You alternate between the polar regions where the daylight lasts for months. you get amnesia | 2008-09-22 18:44:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| At least you'll forget all your bad posts. lol You brake all your thumbs( including toes) when buying LBP. | 2008-09-22 18:52:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| I'll play through the pain. you lose your keys. | 2008-09-22 19:01:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| I need a new house anyhow You fall asleep in the bath and drown. | 2008-09-22 20:32:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Atleast you won't be tired. Get stuck in the mud. | 2008-09-22 20:51:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| I like mud..... You eat a jam sandwhich. It is not nice. | 2008-09-23 15:44:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| Its the only food you had in so it'll have to do. There's a hole in your sock. | 2008-09-23 16:27:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| At least my toes can breathe! You have No Shoes. | 2008-09-23 16:58:00 Author: flakmagnet  Posts: 1084 |
| You're a hobbit. Sauron is looking for the Ring! (no, not rocksauron ) | 2008-09-23 17:10:00 Author: Unknown User |
| but finds a hula-hoop instead you trip and fall off a cliff | 2008-09-23 17:19:00 Author: dorien  Posts: 2767 |
| But you land on a comfy panda bear That is extremely ravenous and is about to eat you! | 2008-09-23 17:20:00 Author: Unknown User |
| But you bounce back to the top of the cliff You fall again lol | 2008-09-23 17:21:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767 |
| The panda bear has left so that the same process does not continue But that means there is now nothing to break your fall. | 2008-09-23 17:26:00 Author: Unknown User |
| The panda's big daddy is at the bottom and you bounce off into a nice comfy lot of cushions. But then spikes come out of the cushions! | 2008-09-23 17:33:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| Which all convenietly penetrate the holes already in your body because you're Spongebob! Plankton is making it off with a Krabby Patty! | 2008-09-23 17:37:00 Author: Unknown User |
| EDITED: but gets tripped up by pattrick while making it away Father christmas turns up early and ruins the surprise | 2008-09-23 17:37:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767 |
| But i wasn't geting owt due to being naughty so it doesn't matter. The sky is falling | 2008-09-23 17:39:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Wait a minute. No its not. Wait a minute. Yet it is!!! | 2008-09-23 17:41:00 Author: Unknown User |
| luckily he got fired and replaced by someone else so there was no surprise but he is now just a drunk and depressed Mr. Clause. He is a mean drunk and comes at you with a broken beer bottle | 2008-09-23 17:41:00 Author: muttjones  Posts: 843 |
| I punch him in the face TWICE! you get arrested for gbh | 2008-09-23 17:43:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| For only 1 minute You are attacked by a SWAT team of bees | 2008-09-23 17:43:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I have insect repelant you are alergic to insect repelant | 2008-09-23 17:46:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| needed the rest in the hospital anyway your foot falls off due to gangreen | 2008-09-23 17:47:00 Author: dorien Posts: 2767 |
| You didn't have a shoe for that foot anyway. The doctor there is actually an axe murderer. | 2008-09-23 17:47:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I dodge and he hits the leccy supply Now theres no power in the hospital | 2008-09-23 17:53:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| But your status of Arch Wizard level 9 grants you the ability to summon a candle You haven't practiced for a while and the candle is unlit. | 2008-09-23 17:55:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I light it with the dead doctors lighter He also hit the gas main and now you've just ignited a room full of gas. | 2008-09-23 17:57:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You remember the teleportation spell And teleport to the room next to the one you were previously in | 2008-09-23 17:59:00 Author: Unknown User |
| well nowt bad happened there so... The force of the blast causes the building to colapse and your out of magic. | 2008-09-23 18:11:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Luckily enough your impervious to blasts and collapsing buildings Too bad the cops are surrounding and accusing you of blowing the hospital up | 2008-09-23 18:14:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Luckily I play gta so I've had ample practice for the situation. Your cat eats your parrot. | 2008-09-23 18:18:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You don't even have a parrot. Oh jeeze! It's your crazy neighbor's parrot your cat just ate! | 2008-09-23 18:20:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Look like I'll have to eat the crazy neighbour. You get indigestion. | 2008-09-23 18:23:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You throw up and it's gone. But now the crazy neighbor is back! | 2008-09-23 18:25:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I flee to mexico You don't speak the language. | 2008-09-23 18:27:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| So you learn from the natives Who try to sell you poor quality merchandise! | 2008-09-23 18:28:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I'm not convinced by their shoddy goods. You wake up and your house is on fire. | 2008-09-23 18:30:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| I'm not convinced by their shoddy goods. You wake up and your house is on fire. At least you wont have to pay for your heating bill... YOU CANT GET INTO THE LBP BETA!!!grr | 2008-09-23 19:46:00 Author: moleynator Posts: 2914 |
| Atleast you'll get more sleep until playing it. LBP gets sold out from the americans so no copies for europe. | 2008-09-23 21:29:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| At least Dead Space is released on the same day. You realise you have misplaced your eyes | 2008-09-24 07:54:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084 |
| You can improve your senses. Someone gave me the LBP beta. | 2008-09-24 09:46:00 Author: Unknown User |
| (How is that bad???) Well, uhm, that's good. The beta is so awesome that your mind bursts into flames and Mm has to cancel LBP because of your injury. | 2008-09-24 18:24:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I drive down to their offices and steal a copy of the finished product. Your cat gets stuck up a tree. | 2008-09-25 10:18:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| He didn't like me anyway. Your hair is on fire. | 2008-09-25 10:40:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084 |
| You get a free haircut. You misplace your PS3. | 2008-09-25 10:53:00 Author: Unknown User |
| At least I have a Wii, 360, DS and a month to buy a new PS3. You have misplaced your eyebrows. | 2008-09-25 11:24:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084 |
| You don't need them anyway. You misplace your house. | 2008-09-25 11:27:00 Author: Unknown User |
| HOME is out soon (apparently) so it's okay. You get hit by a meteor. | 2008-09-25 11:59:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084 |
| I awake naked in the field, walk around for a bit and realise I has super-powers! I am thus known as... BAMKAP! You get very little *yawn* sleep over the next five *yawn, strech* days because you're hunting for *yawn* beta keys! *strech, clicks submit reply and prepares to strech some more xD* | 2008-09-25 13:51:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| Nothing changes then! You punch your girlfriend by mistake. | 2008-09-25 13:56:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Nothing changes then! You punch your girlfriend by mistake. O_O "I'm sorry baby, I..." She cuts you off, tells you found it erotic and... [rest of message censored for, well, obvious reasons] You fall off your ladder while apple picking with some friends (going soon! and fyi those ladders are super high!) | 2008-09-25 14:01:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| The tree was in a field of sheep, and their wool retards your fall. Now covered in wool, the farmer mistakes you for a sheep and is chasing you with shears! | 2008-09-25 14:22:00 Author: Unknown User |
| The tree evolved rather strangely to have super strong connections to each apple. After the ladder falls, you remain hanging on an apple... ...for three days straight with nothing to eat but apples AND YOU DON'T LIKE APPLES (which brings to question why you were apple farming in the first place.....) | 2008-09-25 14:23:00 Author: Capn P Posts: 100 |
| But after your three day apple ordeal, you land and find a GIANT APPLE, which you sell for profit like James and the Giant Peach. But then you gamble all your money from your apple gains and you bet and lose your assets, your home, your clothes and your dog. | 2008-09-25 16:22:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084 |
| from your apple gains xD But you keep your PS3 and TV and then next day you're out in the street playing LBP :hero: You realise that regardless of your luck at retaining LBP playing abilities, you're still out on the street  | 2008-09-25 16:42:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| Atleast people can watch you play superly awesome! But then your ps3 and tv gets stolen and you're left with nothing... | 2008-09-25 16:45:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| You still have your copy of LBP! The human race turn into savage barbarians. | 2008-09-25 17:07:00 Author: Unknown User |
| You still have your copy of LBP! The human race turn into savage barbarians. We name ourselves "SackPeople" and begin the long creative road back to civilised life :arg: You go to a hypnotist to find out what you dream at night. When you get un-hypnotised, the hypnotist is crouched, cowering and whimpering in a corner of his office! :eek: | 2008-09-25 17:21:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| You still have your copy of LBP! The human race turn into savage barbarians. I said you have nothing.T_T Atleast you have no more secrets... Inorder to play LBP, 20 people must die. | 2008-09-25 17:29:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543 |
| The hypnotist's odd behavior does not concern you. You leave and are greeted by a van of annoying yodelers. | 2008-09-25 17:31:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I said you have nothing.T_T Atleast you have no more secrets... Inorder to play LBP, 20 people must die. The hypnotist's odd behavior does not concern you. You leave and are greeted by a van of annoying yodelers. There happens to be 20 yoddlers, both problems solved xD You download Wipeout HD and start getting seizures (for explanation see my thread in the gaming section ) | 2008-09-25 17:34:00 Author: KAPBAM Posts: 1348 |
| You are used to them ever since seeing the banned episode of Pokemon, The Electric Soldier. However, you recover from the seizure with amnesia and have forgotten LittleBigPlanet! | 2008-09-25 17:39:00 Author: Unknown User |
| You see an email from LBPCentral that you follow and learn all about the joy of LBP all over again! You forget your login and password to LBPC! | 2008-09-25 21:19:00 Author: flakmagnet Posts: 1084 |
| Set up to login automatically ... LBP servers die on release, online not available for 3 weeks | 2008-09-25 23:32:00 Author: Capn P Posts: 100 |
| But you get 3 weeks to play offline, and beat the game. You later find out, you only got 10% in about 80% of the levels. So you go off and try get 100%, you get sooo addicted to the story MODE, you completely forget that it has been over 3 weeks and the ONLINE mode is back up and the patch has come out ( for ONLINE CREATE MODE ) One and a half week later, You finish the game with complete 100%, you notice ONLINE is back up. Unfortunately, your PSN Account was deleted due to inactiveness ( not possible but who cares ) | 2008-09-25 23:43:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250 |
| You make a new account, substituting similar letters with symbols or vice versa. However, you have to start over your trophy collection. | 2008-09-26 00:13:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Uncharted and SSHD can be done 100% in a day. You pee your pants. | 2008-09-26 00:36:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Yeah, well you crapped yourself You get run over by a bus. | 2008-09-27 01:23:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Atleast I'll get a nice floral tribute where I was hit. There's a fly in your soup. | 2008-09-27 01:28:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| Atleast the fly ate well. You find 'Open other side' on both sides of a milk carton. | 2008-09-27 01:29:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I open both. The milk has gone off. | 2008-09-27 01:30:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You have a new carton! You fall asleep until 9:30 when you are supposed to be getting ready for school, and school starts at 8:30... Its happened to me, yes = . | 2008-09-27 01:34:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Least you miss Spannish! No, you missed Spannish, now you can't understand the Beta key you just got. | 2008-09-27 12:39:00 Author: Callahan90 Posts: 98 |
| Be happy, you got a beta key, unlike some of us. I have had no beta key after entering every give-away. | 2008-09-27 13:00:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes Posts: 1100 |
| I said you have nothing.T_T Well, yes you did say that. You also said your PS3 and TV get stolen, not mentioning the copy of LBP; therefore completely contradicting yourself. | 2008-09-27 13:09:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Atleast you killed some time trying. You'll never get that time back. | 2008-09-27 14:56:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728 |
| You never needed the time. You decided you need the time that you thought you didn't when the thought was you never needed the time but you found out you did need the time because you killed the time but you'll never get it back. | 2008-09-27 16:42:00 Author: Unknown User |
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