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The Optimism Thread

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Alright, like the other games, this depends on what the person above you says. The whole point in this thread is to look on the bright side of something bad, which can generally get quite funny..

Person above you gives you a scenario which you have to find the good in, and then you give a scenario for the next person

Anyhow ; example -

Poster 1 : A dog with a missing leg
Poster 2 : Somebody had a good lunch.
An old lady falling off a cliff
Poster 3 : 'Least it wasn't me, etc etc..

Not the best examples I know

Anyhow, I'll start wiiiiiiiithhh

A bird getting sucked into a plane engine.
2008-08-12 19:50:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


The plane was full of terrorists anyway...

A man who bit into an apple and found a worm (Classic)
2008-08-12 19:55:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


He made a new freind

You're being attacked by an octopus
2008-08-12 19:57:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


I had 11 fingers

The dog ate your homework
2008-08-12 20:13:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


i deleted my post :eek:



The dog ate your homework

I had a backup copy

You got LBP early but the disk was cracked
2008-08-12 20:14:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


i deleted my post :eek:

lol so did I...this game is wrecked ...someone save it!!
2008-08-12 20:16:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


*Maltay comes to the rescue (Hopefuly)*

Atleast I don't have to go a year with no social life

George Bush dies
2008-08-12 20:19:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


*Maltay comes to the rescue (Hopefuly)*

Atleast I don't have to go a year with no social life

George Bush dies

Nuff said

A man with no arms or legs falls our of his wheelchair with noone around.
2008-08-12 20:23:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Nuff said

A man with no arms or legs falls our of his wheelchair with noone around.

LOL
But lands in a prosthetic limbs shop (He's still pretty screwed though)

The man and the worm get eaten by a whale
2008-08-12 20:25:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


LOL
But lands in a prosthetic limbs shop (He's still pretty screwed though)

The man and the worm get eaten by a whale

At least they spent their final moments together.

The whale gets beached!
2008-08-12 20:34:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least they spent their final moments together.

The whale gets beached!

Atleast Hancocks not around.. xD

(Loving this thread)

The Plane (with a failed engine) crash landed into the empire state bulding
2008-08-12 20:36:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Atleast Hancocks not around.. xD

(Loving this thread)

The Plane (with a failed engine) crash landed into the empire state bulding

Ha! Beat you too it! And you call yourselves terrorists.

A boy falls down a well, and breaks every bone in his body
2008-08-12 20:39:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Ha! Beat you too it! And you call yourselves terrorists.

A boy falls down a well, and breaks every bone in his body

At least he won't be thirsty.

LBP is cancelled. (oh noes)
2008-08-12 20:46:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


At least he won't be thirsty.

LBP is cancelled. (oh noes)

RIOT Time!!!!!

Based on a true story : You get LBP, sprint up the stairs, trip, smash your head on the brand new game case (Truth ends here) and find out your game is smashed!
2008-08-12 21:46:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least you didn't die.

You find out your long lost brother is now your sister.
2008-08-13 18:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


At least you didn't have to grow up with it...

Your so confused, your head implodes backwards.
2008-08-13 18:07:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


At least it didn't implode forwards into the cannibal alleyway.

Your sackboy gets slapped into a raging path of fire.
2008-08-13 19:11:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well, at least he hasn't got AIDS.

The water in your town gets polluted with a deadly virus
2008-08-14 12:47:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least you have plenty of coke.

Chicken doesn't taste like anything anymore
2008-08-14 15:44:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


At least you have plenty of coke.

Chicken doesn't taste like anything anymore

More uses for A1 Stake sauce now

You got turned into a Sackboy but like LBP your only a bit taller then grass
2008-08-14 15:46:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Well at least you could build a big robot to live in.

You fail
2008-08-14 17:59:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Dissapointment is my fuel!

Your PS3 gets bricked while installing LBP due to a freak power cut.
2008-08-14 18:03:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least you won't spend your life in front of the tv.

You get permanent marker all over your face.

Off Topic: Hey Miffy, you fall asleep yet? Or are you still going for 48?
2008-08-14 18:05:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


At least you won't spend your life in front of the tv.

You get permanent marker all over your face.

Off Topic: Hey Miffy, you fall asleep yet? Or are you still going for 48?

It'll draw peoples attention away from my rolls of fat (Lol, I ain't fat).

You get stabbed by a gang of seven year olds.

& Yeah, I had 3 hours... Now I gotta have a haircut -.-
2008-08-14 18:08:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Well at least you probably won't die. I mean they're 7 >_<

You have to get a new haircut but the barber cuts off your ear.



Aww too bad.....Fail!
2008-08-14 18:11:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Well at least you probably won't die. I mean they're 7 >_<

You have to get a new haircut but the barber cuts off your ear.



Aww too bad.....Fail!

Oh, sorry I missed the life lesson that stab wounds fatality depends on your stabbers ages. So the younger the less fatal, right? What do they use smaller knives or something? Safety scissors?

Atleast now you can make jokes about yourself being a picasso, and can sure the barber for lots of money, AND you couldn't hear from that ear anyway.

Your arch-enemy steals your pogo stick.
2008-08-14 19:17:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Oh, sorry I missed the life lesson that stab wounds fatality depends on your stabbers ages. So the younger the less fatal, right? What do they use smaller knives or something? Safety scissors?

Atleast now you can make jokes about yourself being a picasso, and can sure the barber for lots of money, AND you couldn't hear from that ear anyway.

Your arch-enemy steals your pogo stick.

The fool pogo's off of a cliff.

You resit your first year of uni (i will now most likely! )
2008-08-14 19:24:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


The fool pogo's off of a cliff.

You resit your first year of uni (i will now most likely! )

Harsh, Imma have to do the same for college I think (Well maybe not but it was still pretty bad)
2008-08-14 19:27:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Oh, sorry I missed the life lesson that stab wounds fatality depends on your stabbers ages. So the younger the less fatal, right? What do they use smaller knives or something? Safety scissors?

Of course. What responsible parent would let their seven year old run around with scissors or knives for that matter. He never specified what they stabbed him with and i automatically thought safety scissors.
2008-08-14 21:27:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


*facepalm*

liquidsnake, you do know some parents don't care about their children and there are actually 7 year olds in some petty gang of some sort roaming the streets with knives.
2008-08-15 09:15:00

Author:
Unknown User


Of course. What responsibleparent would let their seven year old run around with scissors or knives for that matter. He never specified what they stabbed him with and i automatically thought safety scissors.


*facepalm*

liquidsnake, you do know some parents don't care about their children and there are actually 7 year olds in some petty gang of some sort roaming the streets with knives.

I know some parents don't but as i said above responsible.
2008-08-15 15:14:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


ok people lets get back to the topic before this thread dies , ill revive it

a train crashes into a buss full of people
2008-08-15 15:19:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


but it was a double decker and went though the middle

i broke my arm (not really)
2008-08-15 15:25:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


at least your legs are still fiine for that great wall of china trip

you acidentaly push somebody off of a bridge and they die (its bound to have happened)
2008-08-15 18:13:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


at least your legs are still fiine for that great wall of china trip

you acidentaly push somebody off of a bridge and they die (its bound to have happened)

New reason to move to Mexico!

You fall down the stairs.
2008-08-15 18:35:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Heyyyy, who let my thread die!?!2008-09-04 21:01:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Atleast its faster then walking down.

You get struck by lightning.
2008-09-04 21:22:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Well a nice way for some free power.

You slip in some mud
2008-09-04 21:35:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Now you've got a reason to clean your clothes!

You swallow your own tongue
2008-09-04 21:36:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Now you've got a reason to clean your clothes!

You swallow your own tongue
Well now I don't have to talk, drawing pictures is so much fun.

You drive over some nails in the road.
2008-09-04 21:40:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


You get some new tyres.

Your house gets flooded.
2008-09-04 21:41:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


At least it extinguished the fire that was spreading..

LittleBigPlanet is canceled... FOREVER.
2008-09-04 21:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


not funny Marino, not funny at all.

But at least now I have some time to play other games.

Xbox 360 finally gives in and become another given up system.
2008-09-04 21:49:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Microsoft releases a successor the following week.

Someone gets their reply in before yours on this thread.
2008-09-04 21:54:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Ha, mine's better so I get to show them up!

You lose your "manhood"
2008-09-04 21:58:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Well now I can run for President.

The Independent candiate wins the presidency this year.
2008-09-04 22:00:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


At least he's better then Bush.

You get shot repeatadly in the chest and die.
2008-09-04 22:02:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Least I didn't lose my manhood

You get a wrong blood transfusion and get AIDS

My answer : HA, well somebodies getting my diseases back!
2008-09-04 22:04:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Well I wanted to go and live like a NUN, and I am a male.

The Sun blows up
2008-09-04 22:06:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


No more global warming!

You're trapped in a burning building.
2008-09-04 22:07:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Well now I have fire for my marshmellows

The Ice Age comes back
2008-09-04 22:08:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


It's not hot outside anymore!

The world explodes.
2008-09-05 04:23:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


well at least theres no more college

you do a backflip and crack your head on the side walk
2008-09-05 13:41:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80


Well, now the sidewalk is painted! =D

You run out of Coke! =O
2008-09-05 13:54:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Well water is better for me, and I will sleep more.

Your internet goes down, won't be back for a year.
2008-09-05 14:30:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Well then I don't get distracted whilst doing my homework.

Your pet dies.
2008-09-05 17:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well good now I don't have to feed it.

A tank run's into your house.
2008-09-05 18:42:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


The insurance will cover it.

You've just done a rather runny poo and there is NOTHING to wipe with.
2008-09-05 21:58:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


well that is why we have hands

You got a sackboy but it is mean and it bites.
2008-09-05 22:13:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


well that is why we have hands

You got a sackboy but it is mean and it bites.

You push up on the d-pad and problem solved he's happy now. Woups pushed up one too many times, he's humping my leg now, "No! Bad sackboy!" grr

You have an idea for a level in lbp, but you find out after weeks of building it, that someone has already published the exact same thing...
2008-09-06 00:10:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


well I have more friends on LBPCENTRAL so mine is viewed more.

Yoda goes to the dark side
2008-09-06 05:05:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


At least now he'll have a cool lightsaber!

LBP is delayed again.
2008-09-06 05:07:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


At least now he'll have a cool lightsaber!

LBP is delayed again.

Oh well, more time left to ponder what an evil Yoda would do with his new found, well, evilness

Darth Yoda befriends the Romulans to rule in our future galaxy as well as his far far away galaxy! (you know, they all have pointy ears so they'll get along fine!)
2008-09-06 07:35:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


At least our galaxy will be ruled by an awsome green puppet with pointy ears

God gets bored and begins the rapture
2008-09-06 08:16:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100


Zeus stops him.

You cant use thr PS3 for a few weeks while you're redecorating.
2008-09-06 11:56:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


I'll use the xbox then! It's bad enough as it is

Your hair falls out
2008-09-06 18:51:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least I don't have to go to the barber shop anymore

You are destined to be tortured for all eternity by monkeys.
2008-09-06 18:53:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


I have an endless supply of bananas!

Your best friend dies.
2008-09-06 18:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


I have an endless supply of bananas!

Your best friend dies.
Well now I don't have to buy that extra controller.

You die.
2008-09-06 18:59:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


I don't have to worry about life!

Mudkips become extinct! =(
2008-09-06 19:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


I don't have to worry about life!

Mudkips become extinct! =(
Erm... erm.... D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:

You are eaten alive by a pack of wild mudkipz.
2008-09-06 19:03:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


As long they looked at me with smiles while doing it, I don't mind! xD

You are stripped of your custom title.
2008-09-06 19:07:00

Author:
Unknown User


As long they looked at me with smiles while doing it, I don't mind! xD

You are stripped of your custom title.
I can look forward to getting it back.

You never get a custom title.
2008-09-06 19:09:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


I don't have to worry about other peoples' opinions!

Humans can't speak.
2008-09-06 19:10:00

Author:
Unknown User


I don't have to worry about other peoples' opinions!

Humans can't speak.
There are less wars.

You are crucified.
2008-09-06 19:12:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476


There are less wars.

You are crucified.

You are then resurected 3 days later!

People start to think you are Jesus.
2008-09-06 19:43:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


You use their mistake to con millions out of them.

The Large Hadron Collider goes badly wrong and ends the universe.
2008-09-06 20:11:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You use their mistake to con millions out of them.

The Large Hadron Collider goes badly wrong and ends the universe.

Luckily I just googled LHC and I am now more aware as to why the universe will end.

That sexy girl next door tells you she's moving to another country.
2008-09-06 22:25:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


She gives you a little to say goodbye

An obnoxious, noisy Pro-Wrestler moves in after her
2008-09-07 01:12:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100


He has great parties where I find some great friends.

Your milk went bad
2008-09-07 06:38:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Was leaving on a trip anyways,

your house sealing starts leaking
2008-09-07 06:43:00

Author:
Unknown User


Was leaving on a trip anyways,

your house sealing starts leaking

Was leaving on a trip anyways :arg:

You come back, and your house sealing has caved in from all the water...
2008-09-07 07:10:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


Well I needed a new roof

You tripped fell and landed on your leg
2008-09-07 07:17:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Yaya, my testes are intact!

Your PS3 cracked LBP as soon as you put it in, and every shop everywhere was sold out for 2 weeks.
2008-09-07 17:35:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


More time for homework.

The forums die.
2008-09-07 17:36:00

Author:
Unknown User


i'm going to Europe this weekend anyways

You break both your hands so you cant play PS3

EDIT: i was responding to DrunkMiffy
2008-09-07 17:38:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


You develop an amazing talent for playing with your feet!

I wish I was awesome at everything.
2008-09-07 17:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


it turns out i'm even better

i ruled the world and killed your parents!
2008-09-07 17:40:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068


Never liked my parents anyways

You become a slave for eternity
2008-09-07 17:55:00

Author:
Unknown User


It turns out it pays better than being a school pupil >_>

Your pet SackBoy dies of fluff poisoning.
2008-09-07 18:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


It turns out it pays better than being a school pupil >_>

Your pet SackBoy dies of fluff poisoning.

You drown your sorrows in a bar and die of alcohol poisoning and meet back up with you Sackboy in PS3 heaven

You finish school and you find out the position you were studying for is now obsolete.
2008-09-07 20:41:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


Gaming time!

You get scared.
2008-09-07 20:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well at least the movie was finally good enought to scare me.

A volcano blows up in your backyard
2008-09-08 14:34:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Good, it was starting to get a bit chilly here in Canada!

A monkey eats your pants. (I think I might have been having some weird dreams last night :arg
2008-09-08 15:05:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


Well it was getting warm anyways, a nice cool breeze is always nice.

A asteriod is going to hit your house.
2008-09-08 15:51:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Oh well, I was moving house anyway.

Star Wars never existed! =O
2008-09-08 17:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


You are rude!!!!

Umm well that is cool than someone would have made a lightsaber in another movie so we are okay.

Computer never existed
2008-09-08 17:12:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


xD A better reason to invent laptops!

The only program on TV is Dragon Ball Z on a consant loop forever.
2008-09-08 17:17:00

Author:
Unknown User


at least i can relive the old days when DBZ was the only thing i ever watched

you get a wedgy infront of your girlfriend (or boyfriend depending on your gender)
2008-09-08 19:06:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80


Well at least I am wiped now. aww sick

Britany spears is now the only music allowed on Radio
2008-09-08 19:54:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Pfft, who has radios? iPods ftw

You become paralyzed.

EDIT : 100th poost
2008-09-08 19:56:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Pfft, who has radios? iPods ftw

You become paralyzed.

EDIT : 100th poost
Well I always wanted to just lay down and play games for the rest of my life. Just hook me into the matrix please.

The world is taken over by chickens
2008-09-08 20:08:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Pfft, who has radios? iPods ftw

You become paralyzed.

EDIT : 100th poost
What? 100th post? >_>

More eggs for everyone.

Gaming was never invented.
2008-09-08 21:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


What? 100th post? >_>

More eggs for everyone.

Gaming was never invented.
More time to read and become a president

Zeus comes back and wants a statue of himself built in Washington DC
2008-09-08 21:52:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


The world ends on Wednesday apparently so it doesn't matter!

300 was never a movie.
2008-09-09 08:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


It was a interactive graphic novel instead

300 was a movie, but it was designed for children aged 3-9
2008-09-09 11:33:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100


They make a remake and it's aimed for teens!

Food was never made.
2008-09-09 11:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


It's okay I like a good liquid diet

Batman 3 is delayed until 2100
2008-09-09 14:51:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


It was going to be an embarrassment to The Dark Knight anyway.

People still thought the world was flat.
2008-09-09 15:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


Well the titanic would never happened

The moon blows up
2008-09-09 15:15:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Well the titanic would never happened

The moon blows up

That's ok, my LBP moon is still intact!

Your friends start vanishing one after the other.
2008-09-09 16:01:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


That's ok, my LBP moon is still intact!

Your friends start vanishing one after the other.
Oh good now I don't have to be bothered by them.

A black hole appears in France tommorow.
2008-09-09 16:25:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Oh good now I don't have to be bothered by them.

A black hole appears in France tommorow.

Thats ok. It should be full up by UK.

You will suck at LBP.
2008-09-09 16:39:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


But you'll suck more.

LBP fails, badly.
2008-09-09 18:33:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


But you'll suck more.

LBP fails, badly.

LOL. At least your grammer is bad. Your wording means that it is not good at failing.

You are a hobo and are confronted by hobocidalmaniac
2008-09-09 18:38:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


LOL. At least your grammer is bad. Your wording means that it is not good at failing.

You are a hobo and are confronted by hobocidalmaniac
Well at least I have someone who admires me, umm I guess.

You have a infested basement of spiders
2008-09-09 19:48:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Oh well, I have many many new pets!

A meteorite hits the earth and we are invaded by hostile aliens
2008-09-09 20:57:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Well now we have new friends to play LBP

All the Ice melts on earth
2008-09-09 20:59:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


The sea level rises and now I live closer to the beach

A fire burns all of your possessions
2008-09-09 21:01:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


At least I was insured.

You create a beast that kills cute bunnies.
2008-09-09 21:44:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


Well we have cute little turtles to replace them.

We ran out of gas
2008-09-09 22:01:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


At least we will all keep fit.

I just died and lbpc are all very sad.
2008-09-09 22:13:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


at least i didn't die. the universe gets destroyed.2008-09-10 17:43:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


At least everyone died, not just you.

I wish I had an elite trophy *w*
2008-09-10 17:53:00

Author:
Unknown User


Say whaa ;/

This isn't the wish corruptor xD

You get ambushed by rogue squirrels.
2008-09-20 11:44:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Ha...ha...

I always post in the wrong thread ?_?
2008-09-20 12:33:00

Author:
Unknown User


I follow my T-****rs advice and protect my nuts.

You've just got LBP but you can't find your PS3 controller(s)
2008-09-20 21:29:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


So you walk off to buy a new one but a gift from the heavens comes down, and you open it up. Oh looky here, a PS4 controller with backwards compatability.

You find out your life is all but a dream and you just woke up, realizing your 8.

Off Topic : I don't like this topic talking about dying whales and such things grr
2008-09-20 21:40:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250


At least you have more time to enjoy your life.

You find out your 2 year old daughter is pregnant.
2008-09-21 09:08:00

Author:
Unknown User


Least she won't be called frigid.

You fall out of bed, and land on your cat, who breaks all his legs and you can't afford the operation costs.
2008-09-21 12:25:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


You do the operation yourself and it is a COMPLETE success. (You practiced on the OPERATION boardgame)

Chuck Norris decides to turn evil
2008-09-21 13:58:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100


Well now you have reason to teach your cat to play snake =D

EDIT: At least the new "Anti-Roundhouse Kick" is introduced

Your computer crashes, you lose all your data, you decide to start the assignment again, and again, it crashes, leaving you nothing...you then decide to start again on a different computer, and when you do, your internet stops working, after you get it fixed, you realise the computer caught a very bad virus and might need repair. Above all that, your parents blame it on you, and they think you are causing all this just so that you do not have to finish the assignment.

At 11 PM, after re-doing the assignment for the fourth time, and finishig it, your friend pops up on MSN to ask you if you have studied for the History exam, which you have forgotten about, and is due the very next day. Freaking out, you run to your diary to check what period the exam is in, and you find out it's first period. You're totally screwed. You are now depressed ;_;

(TRUE FREAKING STORY )
2008-09-21 13:59:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


At least your friends will do well...


Your leg falls off for no reason.
2008-09-21 15:14:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


One less thing to worry about.

The awesome face was never invented.
2008-09-21 15:30:00

Author:
Unknown User


Then no one will be prettier than you.
LBP moves it's release date to Summer 09 for 'deawesomefying'
2008-09-21 15:44:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


Then no one will be prettier than you.
LBP moves it's release date to Summer 09 for 'deawesomefying'

You don't know what the awesome face is, do you?

Anway, the movie is loved by kids everywhere so MM make a LBP2!

LittleBigPlanet was never thought of, and will never be created. Make that positive.
2008-09-21 16:04:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


It'd give me time to play the other big games coming out this winter.

There's a powercut when you get LBP.
2008-09-21 16:26:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You can read through the instructions manual.
You spend all your last bits of money on LBP and it brakes in half when you get it out of the box with no refund available.
2008-09-21 16:31:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


I trade in some old games to fund a new LBP

You get so excited for LBP that you spontaneously combust.
2008-09-21 16:38:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


At least you can play the game immediatly in heaven.
Your poor with no money left and you have a fire with everything burnt, including LBP and your ps3, tv, etc. with no insurance, but a shelter.
2008-09-21 17:53:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


Atleast there's friends to steal LBP play time from.

Time stopes one minute before the LBP release.
2008-09-21 18:01:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


We never notice because time stopped:eek:

The world ends after play littlebigplanet for one minute
2008-09-21 18:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


One minute is better then nothing.

You break your fingers the day before LBP is released.
2008-09-21 18:28:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


The truck that was delivering LittleBigPlanet drove off a cliff anywaysgrr

The world ends right when you get littlebigplanet
2008-09-21 18:31:00

Author:
Unknown User


Atleast some people got to play it for a few days.

You get a nasty papercut on your thumb.
2008-09-21 18:38:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Least I don't have AIDS.

You have AIDS and a bad papercut on your thumb.
2008-09-21 21:26:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least you know, so the worst is over. And the papercut doesn't feel like such a big thing.

LittleBigPlanet turns out to be vaporware.
2008-09-21 21:31:00

Author:
Linque
Posts: 607


I don't know what vaporware is, so what I don't know, can't hurt me, or ruin LBP for that matter.

You wake up with a transvestite in your bed.
2008-09-21 21:34:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


At least you had a good time yesterday.

LittleBigPlanet turns out to be godawful and you spent your final savings on it. At the same time you realize how bad it is, you learn that your marriage is over, you're going to be evicted, and your clothes are going to be pawned. While undressing in front of a laughing crowd, someone taps you on the shoulder and says that he's been sent to inform you that you have been fired. That's when your migraine kicks in, and as always, your migraine is paired with horrible diarrhea. You also ate your last sleeping pill that helps you with your insomnia yesterday.
2008-09-21 21:38:00

Author:
Linque
Posts: 607


I've still got my pimping.. Fits in perfectly, no?

You drop a bowling ball on your foot.
2008-09-21 21:42:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


You become the world hopping champion.

The glass is half empty.
2008-09-21 21:43:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


The cake is a lie anyways roval.

Reapers' scythes can talk. Waitwhat ?_?
2008-09-21 22:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


at least his scythe can't see.--- at least the glass isn't cracked(half full was too easy). On the seventh day of the week I left my umbrella at home and it rained.2008-09-21 22:38:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68


Atleast you dont ned to have a wash now.

You got a wonkey trolly at the supermarket.
2008-09-21 22:51:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


At least you will get to play LBP in 29+ days.

I can't play LBP till October 24th....
2008-09-22 15:52:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Two answers:
1) Lucky there's LBP beta
2) At least you'll learn the value of patience.

LBP turns out to be brocken on every disc as there was an error writing the discs so it will take another 3 months to rewrite it...
2008-09-22 16:07:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


At least there is tonnes of good games coming out at that time!

But, all of them turn out to be rubbish.
2008-09-22 16:24:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Oh well.. I wonder if they still sell lifes on eBay..?

You open a can of coke, but it explodes, blowing apart your hands, rendering you unable to play LBP.
2008-09-22 17:08:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


You get a transplant

It takes around two years for the nerves to grow.
2008-09-22 17:14:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You have two years to fully learn how LBP works, and formulate master plans in your heads.

You go to have a small operation, and wake up to find you've been "fixed". (Neutered, Vasectomy..)
2008-09-22 17:16:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Fine I never wanted children anyway.

You get Ebola.
2008-09-22 17:18:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You realize you don't know what Ebola is, so it doesn't concern you.

You start a book club and at a meeting you realize you can't read.
2008-09-22 17:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


Its ok nobody's read the book anyway.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola You have it.
2008-09-22 17:34:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


*Gives a hug*

So do you!

You have 24 hours to live.
2008-09-22 17:42:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Better then nothing.

Miffy read the chart wrong due to drunkeness and its actually 24 seconds.
2008-09-22 17:43:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Just enough time to show your bits to the bloke in the bed next to you.

You get stabbed in the foot by a fork.
2008-09-22 17:47:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


You needed a fork anyways.

The pie you were going to use that fork for is now gone.
2008-09-22 17:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


The pie was poisoned.

You create a time paradox.
2008-09-22 17:52:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You go back in time and get your pie back.

You have now eaten the poisoned pie.
2008-09-22 17:54:00

Author:
Unknown User


Atleast it was tasty.

you get exposed to a massive dose of radiation.
2008-09-22 17:58:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


The radiation give you super powers!

The Daily Bugle is turning the city against you.
2008-09-22 17:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


I use my powers to kill all those who dare to oppose me.

everyone opposes you so no one is left alive.
2008-09-22 18:04:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


However you have a loyal dog.

But those that you kill come back during the night...
2008-09-22 18:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


You alternate between the polar regions where the daylight lasts for months.

you get amnesia
2008-09-22 18:44:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


At least you'll forget all your bad posts. lol
You brake all your thumbs( including toes) when buying LBP.
2008-09-22 18:52:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


I'll play through the pain.

you lose your keys.
2008-09-22 19:01:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


I need a new house anyhow

You fall asleep in the bath and drown.
2008-09-22 20:32:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Atleast you won't be tired.
Get stuck in the mud.
2008-09-22 20:51:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


I like mud.....

You eat a jam sandwhich. It is not nice.
2008-09-23 15:44:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


Its the only food you had in so it'll have to do.

There's a hole in your sock.
2008-09-23 16:27:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


At least my toes can breathe!

You have No Shoes.
2008-09-23 16:58:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


You're a hobbit.

Sauron is looking for the Ring! (no, not rocksauron )
2008-09-23 17:10:00

Author:
Unknown User


but finds a hula-hoop instead

you trip and fall off a cliff
2008-09-23 17:19:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


But you land on a comfy panda bear

That is extremely ravenous and is about to eat you!
2008-09-23 17:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


But you bounce back to the top of the cliff

You fall again lol
2008-09-23 17:21:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


The panda bear has left so that the same process does not continue

But that means there is now nothing to break your fall.
2008-09-23 17:26:00

Author:
Unknown User


The panda's big daddy is at the bottom and you bounce off into a nice comfy lot of cushions.
But then spikes come out of the cushions!
2008-09-23 17:33:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


Which all convenietly penetrate the holes already in your body because you're Spongebob!

Plankton is making it off with a Krabby Patty!
2008-09-23 17:37:00

Author:
Unknown User


EDITED: but gets tripped up by pattrick while making it away


Father christmas turns up early and ruins the surprise
2008-09-23 17:37:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


But i wasn't geting owt due to being naughty so it doesn't matter.

The sky is falling
2008-09-23 17:39:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Wait a minute. No its not.

Wait a minute. Yet it is!!!
2008-09-23 17:41:00

Author:
Unknown User


luckily he got fired and replaced by someone else so there was no surprise but he is now just a drunk and depressed Mr. Clause.

He is a mean drunk and comes at you with a broken beer bottle
2008-09-23 17:41:00

Author:
muttjones
Posts: 843


I punch him in the face



TWICE!

you get arrested for gbh
2008-09-23 17:43:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


For only 1 minute

You are attacked by a SWAT team of bees
2008-09-23 17:43:00

Author:
Unknown User


I have insect repelant

you are alergic to insect repelant
2008-09-23 17:46:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


needed the rest in the hospital anyway

your foot falls off due to gangreen
2008-09-23 17:47:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


You didn't have a shoe for that foot anyway.

The doctor there is actually an axe murderer.
2008-09-23 17:47:00

Author:
Unknown User


I dodge and he hits the leccy supply

Now theres no power in the hospital
2008-09-23 17:53:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


But your status of Arch Wizard level 9 grants you the ability to summon a candle

You haven't practiced for a while and the candle is unlit.
2008-09-23 17:55:00

Author:
Unknown User


I light it with the dead doctors lighter

He also hit the gas main and now you've just ignited a room full of gas.
2008-09-23 17:57:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You remember the teleportation spell

And teleport to the room next to the one you were previously in
2008-09-23 17:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


well nowt bad happened there so...

The force of the blast causes the building to colapse and your out of magic.
2008-09-23 18:11:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Luckily enough your impervious to blasts and collapsing buildings

Too bad the cops are surrounding and accusing you of blowing the hospital up
2008-09-23 18:14:00

Author:
Unknown User


Luckily I play gta so I've had ample practice for the situation.

Your cat eats your parrot.
2008-09-23 18:18:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You don't even have a parrot.

Oh jeeze! It's your crazy neighbor's parrot your cat just ate!
2008-09-23 18:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


Look like I'll have to eat the crazy neighbour.

You get indigestion.
2008-09-23 18:23:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You throw up and it's gone.

But now the crazy neighbor is back!
2008-09-23 18:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


I flee to mexico

You don't speak the language.
2008-09-23 18:27:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


So you learn from the natives

Who try to sell you poor quality merchandise!
2008-09-23 18:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


I'm not convinced by their shoddy goods.

You wake up and your house is on fire.
2008-09-23 18:30:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


I'm not convinced by their shoddy goods.

You wake up and your house is on fire.

At least you wont have to pay for your heating bill...

YOU CANT GET INTO THE LBP BETA!!!grr
2008-09-23 19:46:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914


Atleast you'll get more sleep until playing it.
LBP gets sold out from the americans so no copies for europe.
2008-09-23 21:29:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


At least Dead Space is released on the same day.

You realise you have misplaced your eyes
2008-09-24 07:54:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


You can improve your senses.

Someone gave me the LBP beta.
2008-09-24 09:46:00

Author:
Unknown User


(How is that bad???)

Well, uhm, that's good.

The beta is so awesome that your mind bursts into flames and Mm has to cancel LBP because of your injury.
2008-09-24 18:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


I drive down to their offices and steal a copy of the finished product.

Your cat gets stuck up a tree.
2008-09-25 10:18:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


He didn't like me anyway.

Your hair is on fire.
2008-09-25 10:40:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


You get a free haircut.

You misplace your PS3.
2008-09-25 10:53:00

Author:
Unknown User


At least I have a Wii, 360, DS and a month to buy a new PS3.

You have misplaced your eyebrows.
2008-09-25 11:24:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


You don't need them anyway.

You misplace your house.
2008-09-25 11:27:00

Author:
Unknown User


HOME is out soon (apparently) so it's okay.

You get hit by a meteor.
2008-09-25 11:59:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


I awake naked in the field, walk around for a bit and realise I has super-powers! I am thus known as... BAMKAP!

You get very little *yawn* sleep over the next five *yawn, strech* days because you're hunting for *yawn* beta keys! *strech, clicks submit reply and prepares to strech some more xD*
2008-09-25 13:51:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


Nothing changes then!

You punch your girlfriend by mistake.
2008-09-25 13:56:00

Author:
Unknown User


Nothing changes then!

You punch your girlfriend by mistake.

O_O "I'm sorry baby, I..." She cuts you off, tells you found it erotic and... [rest of message censored for, well, obvious reasons]

You fall off your ladder while apple picking with some friends (going soon! and fyi those ladders are super high!)
2008-09-25 14:01:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


The tree was in a field of sheep, and their wool retards your fall.

Now covered in wool, the farmer mistakes you for a sheep and is chasing you with shears!
2008-09-25 14:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


The tree evolved rather strangely to have super strong connections to each apple. After the ladder falls, you remain hanging on an apple...

...for three days straight with nothing to eat but apples AND YOU DON'T LIKE APPLES (which brings to question why you were apple farming in the first place.....)
2008-09-25 14:23:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100


But after your three day apple ordeal, you land and find a GIANT APPLE, which you sell for profit like James and the Giant Peach.

But then you gamble all your money from your apple gains and you bet and lose your assets, your home, your clothes and your dog.
2008-09-25 16:22:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


from your apple gains

xD

But you keep your PS3 and TV and then next day you're out in the street playing LBP :hero:

You realise that regardless of your luck at retaining LBP playing abilities, you're still out on the street
2008-09-25 16:42:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


Atleast people can watch you play superly awesome!
But then your ps3 and tv gets stolen and you're left with nothing...
2008-09-25 16:45:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


You still have your copy of LBP!

The human race turn into savage barbarians.
2008-09-25 17:07:00

Author:
Unknown User


You still have your copy of LBP!

The human race turn into savage barbarians.

We name ourselves "SackPeople" and begin the long creative road back to civilised life :arg:

You go to a hypnotist to find out what you dream at night. When you get un-hypnotised, the hypnotist is crouched, cowering and whimpering in a corner of his office! :eek:
2008-09-25 17:21:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


You still have your copy of LBP!

The human race turn into savage barbarians.
I said you have nothing.T_T

Atleast you have no more secrets...
Inorder to play LBP, 20 people must die.
2008-09-25 17:29:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543


The hypnotist's odd behavior does not concern you.

You leave and are greeted by a van of annoying yodelers.
2008-09-25 17:31:00

Author:
Unknown User


I said you have nothing.T_T

Atleast you have no more secrets...
Inorder to play LBP, 20 people must die.


The hypnotist's odd behavior does not concern you.

You leave and are greeted by a van of annoying yodelers.

There happens to be 20 yoddlers, both problems solved xD

You download Wipeout HD and start getting seizures (for explanation see my thread in the gaming section )
2008-09-25 17:34:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


You are used to them ever since seeing the banned episode of Pokemon, The Electric Soldier.

However, you recover from the seizure with amnesia and have forgotten LittleBigPlanet!
2008-09-25 17:39:00

Author:
Unknown User


You see an email from LBPCentral that you follow and learn all about the joy of LBP all over again!

You forget your login and password to LBPC!
2008-09-25 21:19:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084


Set up to login automatically ...

LBP servers die on release, online not available for 3 weeks
2008-09-25 23:32:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100


But you get 3 weeks to play offline, and beat the game.

You later find out, you only got 10% in about 80% of the levels. So you go off and try get 100%, you get sooo addicted to the story MODE, you completely forget that it has been over 3 weeks and the ONLINE mode is back up and the patch has come out ( for ONLINE CREATE MODE ) One and a half week later, You finish the game with complete 100%, you notice ONLINE is back up. Unfortunately, your PSN Account was deleted due to inactiveness ( not possible but who cares )
2008-09-25 23:43:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250


You make a new account, substituting similar letters with symbols or vice versa.

However, you have to start over your trophy collection.
2008-09-26 00:13:00

Author:
Unknown User


Uncharted and SSHD can be done 100% in a day.

You pee your pants.
2008-09-26 00:36:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Yeah, well you crapped yourself

You get run over by a bus.
2008-09-27 01:23:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Atleast I'll get a nice floral tribute where I was hit.

There's a fly in your soup.
2008-09-27 01:28:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Atleast the fly ate well.

You find 'Open other side' on both sides of a milk carton.
2008-09-27 01:29:00

Author:
Unknown User


I open both.

The milk has gone off.
2008-09-27 01:30:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You have a new carton!

You fall asleep until 9:30 when you are supposed to be getting ready for school, and school starts at 8:30... Its happened to me, yes = .
2008-09-27 01:34:00

Author:
Unknown User


Least you miss Spannish!

No, you missed Spannish, now you can't understand the Beta key you just got.
2008-09-27 12:39:00

Author:
Callahan90
Posts: 98


Be happy, you got a beta key, unlike some of us.

I have had no beta key after entering every give-away.
2008-09-27 13:00:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100


I said you have nothing.T_T

Well, yes you did say that. You also said your PS3 and TV get stolen, not mentioning the copy of LBP; therefore completely contradicting yourself.
2008-09-27 13:09:00

Author:
Unknown User


Atleast you killed some time trying.

You'll never get that time back.
2008-09-27 14:56:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


You never needed the time.

You decided you need the time that you thought you didn't when the thought was you never needed the time but you found out you did need the time because you killed the time but you'll never get it back.
2008-09-27 16:42:00

Author:
Unknown User



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