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Corrupted Wish Game!

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Heres how it goes,one person makes a wish,the person below makes it come true,but with a bad twist,and then they make a wish,ect...

I'll go first!

I wish Ramp would be took down.		2008-12-07 23:38:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89

Heres how it goes,one person makes a wish,the person below makes it come true,but with a bad twist,and then they make a wish,ect...

I'll go first!

I wish Ramp would be took down.

I asked a Person at MM to remove it and he did. But after he did it all LittleBigPlanet Servers crashed and in the process deleted all other levels too.


I wish the Cool Levels tab would be overhauled.... twice 		2008-12-11 09:41:00

Author:
Shanmuir
Posts: 23

I asked a Person at MM to remove it and he did. But after he did it all LittleBigPlanet Servers crashed and in the process deleted all other levels too.


I wish the Cool Levels tab would be overhauled.... twice

It did. But after the second overhaul, it ran perfectly. Too perfectly. With easy access to incredible, stunning epic levels, LittleBigPlanet became too good. Due to its sheer scale of awesomeness, the World imploded under the pressure of housing it.

I wish camels would smile more.		2008-12-11 10:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

It did. But after the second overhaul, it ran perfectly. Too perfectly. With easy access to incredible, stunning epic levels, LittleBigPlanet became too good. Due to its sheer scale of awesomeness, the World imploded under the pressure of housing it.

I wish camels would smile more.

They do then but their stench from the teeth makes you faint from disgust.

I wish I had cake! 		2008-12-12 21:52:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89

You have cake. You become addicted to cake. You inject hot fudge directly into your veins and die from fudge poisoning. It was a tragically delicious death.

I wish my talents were renowned far and wide...		2008-12-12 23:17:00

Author:
Unknown User

They are...


What? That isn't a corrupted wish? I see it as one.


I wish I could live on land.		2008-12-12 23:20:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

They are...


What? That isn't a corrupted wish? I see it as one.


I wish I could live on land.

Okay then, you can live on land. Until you starve to death because you have no legs to move to get food.

I wish jigglypuff was real.		2008-12-13 05:05:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Jigglypuff is real. But then you realize that Jigglypuff is stupid and annoying and you are doomed to have Jigglypuff around you constantly, singing and drawing on your face.

I wish that image importing was added tomorrow.		2008-12-13 05:07:00

Author:
BassDeluxe
Posts: 984

Jigglypuff is real. But then you realize that Jigglypuff is stupid and annoying and you are doomed to have Jigglypuff around you constantly, singing and drawing on your face.

I wish that image importing was added tomorrow.

Lol, that was a good one.

Image importing is added tommorow, but you can only import pictures of Jim Carrey, whose annoying smirk drives you mad until you can't take it anymore. You go around destroying DVDs with Jim Carrey on them and going to movies and shooting the screen up so no one will be able to see Yes Man. A Pile of Rocks, the only thing in the universe that could find Jim Carrey funny, crushes you for ruining Yes Man for it. You die.		2008-12-13 05:23:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

You didn't make a wish to be corrupted! D:<

I guess I will then: I wish I had an infinite supply of curry.		2008-12-13 13:46:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097

Your wish is granted, but you forgot to mention how spicy it would be. Your spoon melts while trying to eat it. You place in your hand, and it burns off. You try putting your head in... and you die.

I wish I could get my small intestine section in my level to work.		2008-12-13 16:59:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

Your wish is granted, but you forgot to mention how spicy it would be. Your spoon melts while trying to eat it. You place in your hand, and it burns off. You try putting your head in... and you die.

I wish I could get my small intestine section in my level to work.

Wish granted, but it only works every other full moon.

I wish my spaghettios didn't run out. 		2008-12-13 17:26:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

I believe there is already a thread exactly like this, right?

Maybe you should ask to revive it.		2008-12-14 22:29:00

Author:
GuyWithNoEyes
Posts: 1100

I believe there is already a thread exactly like this, right?

Maybe you should ask to revive it.

Wish granted, but maybe I shouldn't ask to revive it.

I wish I could find Legend of Zelda: Deku Tree on lbp which I played this morning but it dissappeared from Cool Levels AND from my hearted levels list. 		2008-12-15 01:22:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Your wish is granted, but you find out that what you thought was the Zelda level is actually a link to "Ramp" and is continually giving it hits.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep at night.		2008-12-15 02:13:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

You do get a good nights sleep at night. Sadly, it's so good it extends into day. And then the night that follows. To day. To night. You never wake up again.
But it's a **** good sleep.

Now as we all know, the Beta decay of an atom is regulated by the weak force, and results from a transformation of a neutron into a proton, or a proton into a neutron. The first is accompanied by the emission of an electron and an antineutrino, while the second causes the emission of a positron and a neutrino. The electron or positron emissions are called Beta particles. Which then either increases or decreases the atomic number of the nucleus by one. But I just wish we could somehow prevent the emission of a positron and a neutrino, in order to possibly create a new form of atom, in which the atomic number of the nucleus remains, but it has still transformed.		2008-12-15 11:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

we could prevent the emission of a positron and a neutrino, but as I'm sure sure you know, more than 99.9% of an atom's mass is concentrated in the nucleus, with protons and neutrons having about equal mass. In atoms with too many or too few neutrons relative to the number of protons, the nucleus is unstable and subject to radioactive decay. This radio active decay burns us all and we would have a fallout 3 esque situation on our hands!

I wish I had a sausage sandwidch!		2008-12-15 11:55:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

You have a sausage sandwich, it contains death. You die.

I wish this wish was incorruptible.		2008-12-15 12:36:00

Author:
Unknown User

Your wish is granted, however your wish was only for a wish to be incorruptible, and since there was no wish other then wishing that your wish could not be ruined, you wasted your wish.

I wish that I would be able to make a super epic level with tons of plays and hearts, and is completely awesome.		2008-12-15 13:07:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Your wish is granted, however your wish was only for a wish to be incorruptible, and since there was no wish other then wishing that your wish could not be ruined, you wasted your wish.

I wish that I would be able to make a super epic level with tons of plays and hearts, and is completely awesome.

Wish granted, and your newfound LBP fame gets you featured in the News section of LBP and on the Media Molecule website. You start appearing on shows like Oprah to show off LBP AND your new level to the public. The people start going crazy for LBP and the PS3, and the demand for the PS3 is so high, that you someone breaks into your house while you're asleep and steals your PS3. You are now the unluckiest man alive.

I wish I had chocolate pudding 		2008-12-16 05:45:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Wish granted, and your newfound LBP fame gets you featured in the News section of LBP and on the Media Molecule website. You start appearing on shows like Oprah to show off LBP AND your new level to the public. The people start going crazy for LBP and the PS3, and the demand for the PS3 is so high, that you someone breaks into your house while you're asleep and steals your PS3. You are now the unluckiest man alive.

I wish I had chocolate pudding

Granted but it contains large amounts of my urine.

I wish the Killzone beta still worked.		2008-12-16 10:28:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575

granted only every one was professionals at online and you could only live for 5 seconds and campaign just mysteriously doesn't work

EDIT:

opps forgot

I wish i was FLASH!		2008-12-16 10:41:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Wish granted. You are flash.....This flash:
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I wish it was christmas already and I had Dead Space! 		2008-12-16 21:19:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted, but the version of Dead Space you have is the most incomplete and buggiest one ever, on top of that, it's the only thing you get for christmas, no dinner or anything.

I wish Media Molecule dug deeper and took in more of our suggestions.		2008-12-16 21:48:00

Author:
neonrage0
Posts: 284

Media Molecule dig a huge hole into the side of a rocky cliff, and discard vast amounts of suggestions from the community into this cave.
They then go back to the drawing board, and decide to add guns to LBP.


I wish I could be the The Guy.		2008-12-16 22:21:00

Author:
LFF
Posts: 434

I wish I could be "The Guy"

Wish granted.. you are now "The GuY".. but you are also married to "the Wife" who refuses to let you get out of her sight and gives you the jar of "honey do" items....



I wish I was the greatest comedian on the laugh circuit.		2008-12-16 22:29:00

Author:
DaSaintFan
Posts: 136

Wish granted.. you are now "The GuY".. but you are also married to "the Wife" who refuses to let you get out of her sight and gives you the jar of "honey do" items....



I wish I was the greatest comedian on the laugh circuit.

Granted but you're locked up in prison where no one could hear your jokes.

I wish I could think of a wish.		2008-12-16 22:34:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575

Man, that flash corruption was just too funny on a number of levels. Now, back to the matter at hand...


I wish I could think of a wish.

You think of a wish, but it turns out to be just the wish you just thought of. Your creativity ends, and so does your enjoyment of the everything in life, especially creating things in LBP.

I wish I could finish the main story levels in LBP. :blush:		2008-12-17 08:12:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

I wish I could finish the main story levels in LBP. :blush:

You do, but when you see the little Sackboy-Loading Icon after beating The Collector, you get a power surge, corrupting your save data.

I wish Alex Evans grew some hair. On his head. Like, the top of his head...not the eyebrows.		2008-12-17 08:20:00

Author:
aer0blue
Posts: 1603

You do, but when you see the little Sackboy-Loading Icon after beating The Collector, you get a power surge, corrupting your save data.

I wish Alex Evans grew some hair. On his head. Like, the top of his head...not the eyebrows.

Alex Evans grows hair. A lot of hair. His hair is so incredibly long that he can no longer see. Barbers don't have the time it would take to cut such long hair. Eventually it takes up so much space that the MM studios are simply full of his hair. In fear of suffocating in the forest of hair, Alex Evans is fired. He reads this post, finds where you live, and kills you for making this wish.

I wish I had a cool headband. 		2008-12-17 21:00:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

You do have a cool headband but it is wrapped so tight around your head that your head exploded and then there is brain matter everywhere.

I wish I could become a professional gamer		2008-12-17 21:27:00

Author:
mjuice
Posts: 111

You do have a cool headband but it is wrapped so tight around your head that your head exploded and then there is brain matter everywhere.

I wish I could become a professional gamer

Wish granted. You are a professional gamer. You beat Fatality. Unfortunately, you STILL get pwned by 12-year-old kids on PSN.

I wish for to be like as a a key board.		2008-12-17 21:36:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Wish granted but you lose your head.

I wish that I hadn't eaten 24 Jaffa Cakes yesterday so that there would be some left for now.		2008-12-17 21:51:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575

Wish granted but you lose your head.

I wish that I hadn't eaten 24 Jaffa Cakes yesterday so that there would be some left for now.

wish granted....you now have 24 jaffa cakes to eat every day and then you become fat and are on the news because you need a crane to get you out of your house.

I wish I was tall enough to play in the NBA		2008-12-17 22:13:00

Author:
mjuice
Posts: 111

wish granted....you now have 24 jaffa cakes to eat every day and then you become fat and are on the news because you need a crane to get you out of your house.

I wish I was tall enough to play in the NBA

Okay, I'm gonna be like Killian and make the most random corrupt wish ever.

Wish granted, but you only have 1 foot.

I wish this site had a better wink smiley.		2008-12-17 23:57:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Okay, I'm gonna be like Killian and make the most random corrupt wish ever.

Wish granted, but you only have 1 foot.

I wish this site had a better wink smiley.

Your wish is granted, but the specific key combination it takes to enter it breaks on your keyboard, and your mouse just freezes up whenever you try and click on it. This repeats no matter how many times you replace your hardware, making life very frustrating indeed.

I wish I had more time to do the tonne of LBP stuff that I have to do.		2008-12-18 13:20:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

Wish granted
You now have SO MUCH TIME that you run out of things to do and get board so you curl up into a ball for AGES!

i wish i had a girlfriend from liverpool GOD I LOVE THERE accents		2008-12-18 13:28:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, but she actually has a husband and he busts your butt =P

I wish my PS3 was working properly.		2008-12-18 14:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but it works SO GOOD it overheats and blows up and then it says " YOUR COMING WITH ME " and grabs your tv and takes it to hell with him

i wish that the girlfriend i wished for from liverpool never had a bf,gf, or husband		2008-12-18 14:08:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

wish granted but it is too perfect and then when you put in LBP it spits it back out due to being imperfect.


I wish I had a face cake 		2008-12-18 14:08:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89

granted but it works SO GOOD it overheats and blows up and then it says " YOUR COMING WITH ME " and grabs your tv and takes it to hell with him

i wish that the girlfriend i wished for from liverpool never had a bf,gf, or husband
Granted, but she's 7.

I wish I had a pet Sackboy.		2008-12-18 14:23:00

Author:
Unknown User

you MISSED ME *sad*2008-12-18 14:25:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Huh? 2008-12-18 14:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

Wth lol

granted

he is good for the first day until the cat starts giving him the evils......then one day you wake up to find your cats tail hanging out his mouth


i wish i was santa HOHOHO!		2008-12-18 14:33:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, but your beard gets caught on a sharp piece of ice and you die. Yeah, Rudolph - worst medic ever.

I wish I had a cape.		2008-12-18 14:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but your beard gets caught on a sharp piece of ice and you die. Yeah, Rudolph - worst medic ever.

I wish I had a cape.

LOL rudolph you FOOL!

MR. Creative gets his cape sooooo me and Creative decide to go for a fly with our gorgeous capes!! So we decide to fly low when his cape got caught under a trucks tire and then he gets knocked unconscious so me and him share capes! AWWWW but then his evil cat gives me the "EVILS" so i fly straight into his man eating sack boy which only eats MR. Creative YAAAAAY!!!!!

i wish i had a teacher now MR. Creative has died		2008-12-18 14:59:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

xD

You get a teacher, but it's the ghost of Mr. Creative :kz: You get really freaked out and jump out the window... only to land in a conveniently placed pile of pillows. You wipe a single drop of sweat off your brow and just as you're about to fly away, you trip.

You land on the floor and feel a sharp pain rise from the bottom of your left arm to the top. You can no longer fly. You walk on your knees as fast as you can, with your left arm lying limply on the ground. As you near freedom; you stumble down a trap door into a dark cave. A human skull stares at you lifelessly.

Your end is near... You try to contact your friends and family using telepathy, but it doesn't work. You're too injured to do anything. The damp walls provide a prop for your bruised back. As the darkness closes in, your whole life flashes before you...

I wish I had a puppy.		2008-12-18 15:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

lol.....

granted

The puppy lives at your house for 2 weeks but thengets fed up of your cat giving him the evils so he moves out with his hobo stick!
now he needs shelter so he stumbles into the same hole where FLASH is lying the puppy so tired from all the walking he has to pee.... so he lifts his leg up and pees... on THE FLASH'S arm which regenerates it! so now the FLASH and side-KICK k9 wonder dog set off to hunt down MR. Creative and his evil lookingcat!

I wish k9 wonder dog was as fast as FLASH		2008-12-18 15:25:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

OMG LUL =P

Granted, but you start getting annoyed that you're not the only one with the ability to run really fast, so you destroy K9 dawg.

I wish I could shapeshift.		2008-12-18 15:28:00

Author:
Unknown User

K9 Wonder Dog dead ooooo boy.....i got some explaining to do

granted
MR. Creative now has the ability to shape-shift, So he turns into his evil cat and gives FLASH the evil look which is too strong for FLASH to control and he explodes now the evil looking cat/MR. Creative looks in the mirror his one true enemy and gives him self the look and then he explodes ALSO!

i wish K9 Wonder Dog was still alive!		2008-12-18 15:38:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, but he takes over the world because both of us are dead (). Thanks Flash...

I wish I someone would resurrect me.		2008-12-18 15:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

oooo boy.... another hard one to explain

granted but as K9 Wonder Dog is still ruler he bites your head off and feeds it to the you know who cat.....

i wish MR. Creatives ps3 was working haha corrupt this noob		2008-12-18 15:57:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, but since you wished for nothing for yourself, you blow up for no reason.

I wish I learned the powers of "Temporal Distortion" (Time Slowdown)		2008-12-18 16:54:00

Author:
neonrage0
Posts: 284

you do but then your electrics break down and you didn't read the online only manual for teach yourself Temporal Distortion and it takes the repair man 5 long boring years to arrive

i wish my wish could not be corrupted		2008-12-22 23:30:00

Author:
Little Big Planet Legend
Posts: 79

Granted. Your wish is not corrupted... or at least you think it is not...

Worry and doubt set in, and you wonder more and more if things are too good to be true.

Till, finally, out of desperation, well... I'll leave the rest to your imaginiation.

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I wish the weather would settle down. It keeps changing seasons every day over here. 		2008-12-26 08:27:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

it does calm down but then its too perfect and the world stops spinning and plunges into the sun.


I wish I could make a 3 part boss...		2008-12-31 03:12:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89

Granted, but then the boss jumps out of the television and since your a little bit bigger than sackboy (8cm) you can't jump on it's blue lights to kill it, therefore plunging one of it's spikey bits into you.

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I wish I could make a Homer Simpson sackboy.		2008-12-31 03:20:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

wish granted but you think your invinsible you think your so invinsible
that you try to jump over the grand canyon you fall and die

i wish i was rich		2008-12-31 03:40:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

granted:

but you are so rich you buy the world and rename it littlebigsackboy, then you buy all the rest of the planets, and turn everyone into slaves then they all get sick of you being so rich and bossing them around that they turn on you!, so they plot a plan to cut your head off so they steal $500 worth of notes and sharpen the edges of them and use them as razor blades and then they cut your head off with them now the world is known as FLASH land!

i wish there was a flash sackboy		2008-12-31 04:06:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted

But the sackboy finds an evil Sackboy on his journeys who turns him evil and goes on a rampage. Going over and killing thousands of innocent SackPeople. Finally he turns on himself and that was the end of the civilization of Sack... 		2008-12-31 04:27:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

I wish the previous poster had bothered to end with a wish for me to corrupt.2008-12-31 05:51:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097

He does, but it's already corrupted so you can do nothing MUHAHAHAHA

I wish I wasn't so twisted		2008-12-31 06:10:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

granted! but it took so much therapy that i in time became just as twisted and then twisted u back

i wish i had more wishes 		2008-12-31 06:16:00

Author:
jjdragon
Posts: 257

Granted, but the power gets to your head and you blow up the world.

I wish I had more money.		2008-12-31 06:18:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted:

But you get so much money that people start robbing you until all the money that was granted all gets disappeared. You call the police, but they fail to help you as the robbers have migrated to the Moon with all the money they stole.
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Wish:

I wish I had a Credit Card to buy some PSN games 		2008-12-31 08:59:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

Granted, but there is no money on that credit card.

I wish that it was impossible to corrupt this wish.		2008-12-31 09:18:00

Author:
Unknown User

Then I would lose. DX

I wish I had a pony.		2008-12-31 09:21:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

LOL I know someone was going to say that. Either way all I need is the card so I can buy stuff...I have the money.
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Granted:

But the wish turns on itself and corrupts itself anyway.

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Wish:

I wish that my SackBoy would turn evil so I could use it to rule the world!!! ...wait. I mean...um...

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I'll grant Code's one so it's evened out.

Granted:

But the pony runs away and is never to be found again.		2008-12-31 09:22:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

Your sackboy turns evil... and powerful... but due to server issues, he can't go anywhere or contact anyone. He crawls into the corner of his pod and starts crying, never to be heard of again.

I wish my neck would stop hurting and I was with my friends to see the fireworks on New Years Eve for a change.		2008-12-31 11:55:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

Your neck stops hurting, you go to the fireworks show and get hit by a stray firework

I wish I could teleport 		2008-12-31 12:44:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

you can but one day a knife was in the way it chopped you in half

i wish code would hurry up on my avatar		2008-12-31 13:30:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Granted:

It's finished, but theres a glitch on LBP Central that doesn't allow you to display it.

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Wish:

For everyone to have a wonderful 2009! (I wonder how someone will corrupt this one..hehe...		2008-12-31 13:31:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

granted they have such a great 09 that they won't stop smiling then they start acting like Jim Carey on Yes Man and you go crazy

i wish frosty the snowman was real		2008-12-31 13:48:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

Granted:

but Frosty turns evil and eats you.

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Wish:

I wish that I could have the patience and the skills to make a level in LittleBigPlanet.		2008-12-31 13:50:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

Granted, you make an awesome level and it beats out ramp, but then a bunch of new people come online and say "Hey, look what's this ramp?" and then your level becomes forgotten.


I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom		2008-12-31 17:28:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

The desire to go to the bathroom is removed from your everyday life. Unfortunately, the need to go is not. Slowly your bowels and bladder fill, and eventually rupture with you being unaware of the problem.

You die a slow, horrible and painful death, but at least it's without taking a break.

I wish my sleep patterns would be normal. Staying awake a full 28 hours every month is not fun. 		2009-01-01 00:08:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

I wish my sleep patterns would be normal. Staying awake a full 28 hours every month is not fun.

WTH, so you sleep for almost all of the month?		2009-01-01 00:09:00

Author:
Unknown User

Your sleep patterns are back to normal although you start having nightmares about monkeys burning your littlebigplanet disc.

I wish that I could play Littlebigplanet..		2009-01-01 00:22:00

Author:
Defaultsound
Posts: 137

granted, but a little kid runs by and trips over a wire, smashing ur ps3 when it falls

i wish i had a pizza		2009-01-01 03:56:00

Author:
jjdragon
Posts: 257

Granted but you have a horrible nightmare when you go to sleep about LBP in real life and that the collecter collects you and you stay in a cell for the rest for your life each time your go to sleep since it was moldy.

I wish my name would show up as Rattler on my psn.*read siggy below*		2009-01-01 04:53:00

Author:
LordRattler
Posts: 89

I'll grant both wishes so it's even:
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@jjdragon
Granted:

But the pizza has Acid in it and you die a painful death
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@LordRattler
Granted:

It shows up as Rattler on PSN but then your PSN gets banned due to innaporipriate content
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Wish:

I wish that the Metal Gear Solid 4 I ordered would come sooner		2009-01-01 04:58:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

it does but the disc is corrupted

I wish i didn't hurt from my disease		2009-01-01 14:05:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576

it does but the disc is corrupted

I wish i didn't hurt from my disease

sorry to hear that man, was looking forward to this game but i dont feel comfortable with that one i feel too bad....

i wish george foreman became president of the united states		2009-01-01 19:58:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted:

He does, but all the fat he burned comes back to haunt him...so he resigns.

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Wish:

I wish Clank_XIII would be friendlier to me 		2009-01-02 03:49:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

Granted:

He does, but all the fat he burned comes back to haunt him...so he resigns.

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Wish:

I wish Clank_XIII would be friendlier to me

granted but he becomes too friendly and requests you become really close friends with him and move with him to san Fransisco where he works at a really fab. club!

i wish choco tacos were on the food table		2009-01-02 03:52:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted:

But they are filled with a deadly poison that kills you as soon as it touches your tongue.

---
Wish:

I wish that Dead Space would work on my computer It has one of those massive glitches that it doesn't work on most copies of the game.		2009-01-02 04:03:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

You finally find a patch that makes Dead Space work. You load up the game, eager with anticipation and excitment...

... and well, you just find it to be a boring game, not what you were expecting and not worth the time to patch.


WTH, so you sleep for almost all of the month?

No, I stay awake most of the month because of the pain from an old injury. It keeps me awake so long that I go to sleep later and later, until I am sleeping in the day and waking up at night, which is no good if you want to talk to real life people.

The quickest way to fix it is to stay awake for a full night and day, going back to sleep the next night and hopefully resetting my body clock, like getting over jet lag.

---

Anyway, back to the wishing. I wish my headache would go away. 		2009-01-02 08:31:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

Granted:

Your headache goes away, unfortunately, you get a toothache from all the candy you ate during the Christmas and New Year period.
---
Wish:

I wish that everyone in my house would get off the Guitar Hero and let me get to the LittleBigPlanet reviews I have to do 		2009-01-02 09:35:00

Author:
harrypmgaga
Posts: 114

Granted:

Your headache goes away, unfortunately, you get a toothache from all the candy you ate during the Christmas and New Year period.
---
Wish:

I wish that everyone in my house would get off the Guitar Hero and let me get to the LittleBigPlanet reviews I have to do

granted, but every level you review is a guitar hero mini game and your family kicks you off and plays that on LBP.

i wish ramp would go away and never come back		2009-01-02 18:54:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

granted, but every level you review is a guitar hero mini game and your family kicks you off and plays that on LBP.

i wish ramp would go away and never come back

Granted but a new level comes up inwhich is just a even worse version of RAMP and becomes the most popular level on LBP.

I wish school never existed...		2009-01-02 19:15:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted but a new level comes up inwhich is just a even worse version of RAMP and becomes the most popular level on LBP.

I wish school never existed...

granted but then no one was ever educated enough to make games greater than pong therefore LBP was never created D:

I wish the killzone pack would come out!		2009-01-02 19:24:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Your wish is granted. but the pack has deadly virus on it that u cant delete and it infects ur pc/ps3 ( cant remember what console it is for or it is for ps3 )

I wish i could be king of the littlebigplanet.		2009-01-02 21:13:00

Author:
StaleSteak
Posts: 70

Your wish is granted. but the pack has deadly virus on it that u cant delete and it infects ur pc/ps3 ( cant remember what console it is for or it is for ps3 )

I wish i could be king of the littlebigplanet.

Granted, but the power goes to your head and you lose all your friends. In that case, you die lonely. Ha.

I wish for world peace.
2009-01-02 23:55:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted, but the power goes to your head and you lose all your friends. In that case, you die lonely. Ha.

I wish for world peace.


granted but everyone becomes too peaceful and depletes the worlds pot supply causing utter chaos and throwing the world into turmoil.

i wish lbp2 was out!		2009-01-02 23:57:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

granted but everyone becomes too peaceful and depletes the worlds pot supply causing utter chaos and throwing the world into turmoil.

i wish lbp2 was out!
How dare you.
;-;
World peace corrupted. You sick, sick person, or what ever you are.

Anyway... LBP2 comes out but it turns out it is LBP with all the downloadble content....

I wish there was no war.		2009-01-02 23:59:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

How dare you.
;-;
World peace corrupted. You sick, sick person, or what ever you are.

Anyway... LBP2 comes out but it turns out it is LBP with all the downloadble content....

I wish there was no war.

Granted there is no war, because the world was destroyed.

I wish I could live on Google Island		2009-01-06 19:36:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted there is no war, because the world was destroyed.

I wish I could live on Google Island

Granted but the amount of hits on the island closes you into a a small cave where you live of the slime on rocks.
I wish people would accept me as a reaper and not a person.		2009-01-06 20:54:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

People accept you as a reaper, but then they are scared of you, so it doesn't matter because they all run away from you so you have no friends...

I wish my wish was incorruptible just to see what you response is 		2009-01-06 20:56:00

Author:
Unknown User

People accept you as a reaper, but then they are scared of you, so it doesn't matter because they all run away from you so you have no friends...

I wish my wish was incorruptible just to see what you response is
Lonely is fine....
Nothing currupts your wish, and so you long for a response, resulting in suicide...
I wish I was a cool Reaper with cool friends and no uncool friends. Also, may I have a big ego...
2009-01-06 21:02:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Lonely is fine....
Nothing currupts your wish, and so you long for a response, resulting in suicide...
I wish I was a cool Reaper with cool friends and no uncool friends. Also, may I have a big ego...

Turns out uncool people make you smart, and so you end up spending your days drooling in front of your PS3 playing Ramp over and over and over with your previously-thought-of-as-cool friends who are now toe-jam-removal technicians.

I wish my wife wouldn't get irritated at me when I take up the TV for 6 hours at a time designing levels....

(sorry to jump in, but I only need 1 more point before I'm no longer a Fuzz Ball)		2009-01-06 21:20:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Turns out uncool people make you smart, and so you end up spending your days drooling in front of your PS3 playing Ramp over and over and over with your previously-thought-of-as-cool friends who are now toe-jam-removal technicians.

I wish my wife wouldn't get irritated at me when I take up the TV for 6 hours at a time designing levels....

(sorry to jump in, but I only need 1 more point before I'm no longer a Fuzz Ball)

your wife no longer gets irritated at you because she too falls in love w/ LBP level desinging and she now takes up 6 hours on the TV and you get irritated.

i wish i had a pony tail like steven seagal		2009-01-06 21:37:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

your wife no longer gets irritated at you because she too falls in love w/ LBP level desinging and she now takes up 6 hours on the TV and you get irritated.

i wish i had a pony tail like steven seagal

Granted but it come from your nose hair.

I wish I had a sword for LBP		2009-01-06 21:42:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but you cut yourself.

I wish I had a robot.		2009-01-06 21:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you cut yourself.

I wish I had a robot.

granted but the robot goes into a rage when it finds out you dont eat tacos and kills you

i wish happy meals made you happy not fat		2009-01-06 21:49:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

granted but the robot goes into a rage when it finds out you dont eat tacos and kills you

i wish happy meals made you happy not fat

Granted but you have to eat 5 of them to make you happy, or you DIE.

I wish Carls Jr did not switch there fries.		2009-01-06 21:59:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted but you have to eat 5 of them to make you happy, or you DIE.

I wish Carls Jr did not switch there fries.

granted but the demand for their fries suddenly sky rockets and they have a gerase over load and all their stores implode at once covering the united states in a hot greasy state of chaos.

i wish the ps3 controllers came with a charging cables (i bought my first one and was utterly disgusted when i saw it didnt come with one i paid frigging $55 bucks and it doesnt even have the midget cable the original one came with)		2009-01-06 22:05:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted but the charging cables are so cheap that every time you touch them they electrocute you with 900 volts of electricity.

I wish I could stop time.		2009-01-07 03:21:00

Author:
hilightnotes
Posts: 1230

Granted but the charging cables are so cheap that every time you touch them they electrocute you with 900 volts of electricity.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but you can only start time up again once you kill a sinless child.

I wish new lolcats still had that zaz factor.		2009-01-07 04:55:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted, but you can only start time up again once you kill a sinless child.

I wish new lolcats still had that zaz factor.

granted but the only way to achieve that is with cat to cat combat, but animal rights groups go crazy and they pass laws banning lolcats forever.

i wish you could drink white out and not get sick		2009-01-07 19:06:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

granted but the only way to achieve that is with cat to cat combat, but animal rights groups go crazy and they pass laws banning lolcats forever.

i wish you could drink white out and not get sick

Granted but now you have diorreah when drinking white out...
I wish you learnt cool stuff at school.		2009-01-07 19:14:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Your wish is granted, but you are doomed to never drink anything else or you die

I wish my mate hadn't thrown my guitar downstairs at a band practice that may have involved...alcohol... *looks around shiftily* sadface i liked my guitar

edit: ITS YOU AGAIN REAPER!! DO YOU LIVE TO POST SECONDS BEFORE ME!!! I SHOULD GET RID OF CAPS< BUT I AM REBELLING!!!		2009-01-07 19:14:00

Author:
Unknown User

Your wish is granted, but you are doomed to never drink anything else or you die

I wish my mate hadn't thrown my guitar downstairs at a band practice that may have involved...alcohol... *looks around shiftily* sadface i liked my guitar

edit: ITS YOU AGAIN REAPER!! DO YOU LIVE TO POST SECONDS BEFORE ME!!! I SHOULD GET RID OF CAPS< BUT I AM REBELLING!!!

**** dude that sucks i wouldve whoped my friends ***...well my guitar was like $400 bucks and they dont make them anymore.. wow cant believe he did that. so are you pretty good iron?

anyways, wish granted but instead he threw it in a pool

i wish it rained guitar pics		2009-01-07 19:23:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

**** dude that sucks i wouldve whoped my friends ***...well my guitar was like $400 bucks and they dont make them anymore.. wow cant believe he did that. so are you pretty good iron?

anyways, wish granted but instead he threw it in a pool

i wish it rained guitar pics

granted but one taes your eyes out...well i guess it would be 2? and now you cant ever do anything you need your eyes for ever again!!!

I'm not bad lol... kinda sucks though it was my new synyster gates custom
edit: to be fair (well no, he broke my guitar) we should have stayed away from the whisky and the spirits etc...

I wish that i was good at making LBP levels 		2009-01-07 19:26:00

Author:
Unknown User

edit: ITS YOU AGAIN REAPER!! DO YOU LIVE TO POST SECONDS BEFORE ME!!! I SHOULD GET RID OF CAPS< BUT I AM REBELLING!!!

And I shall Reap another day...
*blows smoke from gun*
Granted but it's underrated and only jerks play it giving it a 1/5...
I wish I'm attracted to a sackgirl...
^^		2009-01-07 19:45:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Wish granted but she is filled with hot air and flies away into the sky.

I wish I was never married.		2009-01-07 21:50:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Wish granted but she is filled with hot air and flies away into the sky.

I wish I was never married.

Granted, but you die lonely.


I wish I had good level ideas D=		2009-01-07 22:20:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Granted, but you die lonely.


I wish I had good level ideas D=
Granted but mm take them off the servers
I wish I had 10 uncorruptable wishes		2009-01-07 22:35:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but mm take them off the servers
I wish I had 10 uncorruptable wishes

Granted. But to use them you have to have one wish that is the most corrupted wish ever conceived.		2009-01-07 22:38:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097

Granted. But to use them you have to have one wish that is the most corrupted wish ever conceived.

What's your wish		2009-01-07 22:39:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted. But to use them you have to have one wish that is the most corrupted wish ever conceived.

Wish granted, but then he chains you up deep in the catacombs and puts you behind a wall, then throws in a torch which burns up all the oxygen and kills you.

I wish I wish I had a fish a fish made out of gold
who had a bear a fuzzy bear and fabulous stories he told.		2009-01-07 23:08:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but by a complicated series of twists you end the world
I wish for this wish not to be corroupted		2009-01-07 23:12:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted
I wish i was sonic the hedgehog		2009-01-07 23:31:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted
I wish i was sonic the hedgehog

Granted but you run fast into a wall and die
I wish 2 + 2 = 5		2009-01-07 23:39:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but you run fast into a wall and die
I wish 2 + 2 = 5

Granted, but then 4 beats you up.

I wish I had a REAL munchlax.		2009-01-07 23:41:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but he gets hungy and eats you

I wish i didnt die when i ran into that wall		2009-01-07 23:45:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but he gets hungy and eats you

I wish i didnt die when i ran into that wall

Granted but then you get shot 50 times and die
I wish I had 10 million euros		2009-01-07 23:47:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but then you find out they are fake

i wish i was a super 50 cent so i live after being shot 50 times		2009-01-07 23:50:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but then you get shot 50 times and die
I wish I had 10 million euros

Granted but all of England magically disappears.

I wish LBP's servers would just work for once.		2009-01-07 23:50:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but you get bored of the good serverness and never play lbp AGAIN!!!

i wish people wouldnt grant the same wish twice and then have it go horribly wrong twice		2009-01-07 23:56:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but you get bored of the good serverness and never play lbp AGAIN!!!

i wish people wouldnt grant the same wish twice and then have it go horribly wrong twice

Granted but then you're dead.
I wish that Nazi Zombies weren't stupid and idiot.		2009-01-07 23:58:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but then you're dead.
I wish that Nazi Zombies weren't stupid and idiot.

granted the nazi zombies then form their own independant country and political caucas and then take over the world

i wish chicken tasted like everything else		2009-01-08 00:06:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted but then you're dead.
I wish that Nazi Zombies weren't stupid and idiot.

Granted but Nazis take over the world

I wish that I know the meaning of life		2009-01-08 00:07:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but the meaning of life sucks and you kill yourself

i wish people would stop making me die		2009-01-08 00:23:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but the meaning of life sucks and you kill yourself

i wish people would stop making me die

Granted people stop making you die and an alien kills you
I wish I was unkillable		2009-01-08 00:25:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted but then time rewinds and you were never born

I wish aliens were hippies		2009-01-08 00:27:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted, they held a riot and chained themselves to trees.

I wish I owned a corn farm.		2009-01-08 00:35:00

Author:
Trap_T
Posts: 431

Granted, they held a riot and chained themselves to trees.

I wish I owned a corn farm.

granted but the children of the corn attack you and leave nothing but smitherings.

i wish i had a house made of weed		2009-01-08 01:29:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

granted but the children of the corn attack you and leave nothing but smitherings.

i wish i had a house made of weed

Okay but you spent all your moolahs for it and lost your job. Them Mr. Maky comes to your house and tells you that "Drugs are bad, mkay?" and then you give up your house and have nothing.

I wish I had a ham sandwich and some tater salad. :hero:		2009-01-08 01:50:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but the guy making you sandwich took you to literally and slapped two pieces of bread on a pig

I wish sonic were here		2009-01-08 02:06:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but the guy making you sandwich took you to literally and slapped two pieces of bread on a pig

I wish sonic were here

Sonic becomes a permanent member of LBPC and we all kill ourselves cuz Sonic sucks.		2009-01-08 02:09:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Then it will just be me and him

i wish all that would happen right now		2009-01-08 02:11:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

granted but then sonic thinks you have failed at life because you can not run fast and then you are killed in your sleep by the hedgehog himself

I wish i could make things blow up when ever i wish.

Cheers!		2009-01-08 03:44:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

granted

so now you have the power to blow up whatever you want....

so you start walking down the street and see a cat run past and then you think hmmmm that would be cool to blow up next minute....BOOM! kitty goes bye bye...

But the owner of the cat sees you doing these things but the owner is the joker...! who is also an explosives expert! so he sets-up some traps for you ....

so your walking down a small alley way when boom,! a big bomb drops down infront of you then the jokers pops down out of no where so you say in your head "pfft this is going to be easy" so you say BOOM but before joker blows up he throws gasoline over you so you both blow up in a BIG EPIC explosion....Then end of rainfire

i wish i was a superhero -flash		2009-01-08 05:05:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

You become Aquaman.

I wish my birthday would come sooner.		2009-01-08 06:12:00

Author:
BassDeluxe
Posts: 984

Your birthday came sooner, but it started coming faster and soon you started getting older at a very accelerated rate, and died 2 days after of old age.

I wish, that hairspray was not flamable.

Cheers!		2009-01-08 07:04:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

You become Aquaman.

I wish my birthday would come sooner.

.....that was good

wel yours will be short then

it came soon and you missed it

i wish i wasn't a aquaman		2009-01-08 07:05:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted but now you are a Gas Man

I wish I was short.		2009-01-08 14:46:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

You are now short. Though since you never specified how short you wanted to be, you are now one foot tall. Children stamp on you for fun. Are you happy now?

I wish I had a wish.		2009-01-08 14:52:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but the wish disappears and you cut your wrists.

I wish I had a pony.		2009-01-08 14:54:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but your pony is a flesh eating pony, and he is hungry.

I wish Clank and Daxter would combine into the ultimate game.		2009-01-08 15:17:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted. They provide a nice hunt for me before I manage to ctach them, and eat them YUM!

I wish I have the bigger half of the wishbone.		2009-01-08 15:18:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

You get the bigger half but a splinter flies into your eye.

I wish I had a ?billion		2009-01-08 15:26:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

You get the bigger half but a splinter flies into your eye.

I wish I had a ?billion

granted but its only because europe prints an insane amount of money and way over inflats their ecomony so your billion is really valued at around $10.

i wish i was a russian break dancer		2009-01-08 16:52:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted, but while doing a head spin you slip on some ice and break your neck.

I wish I lived in Switzerland.		2009-01-08 17:37:00

Author:
Trap_T
Posts: 431

Granted, but while doing a head spin you slip on some ice and break your neck.

I wish I lived in Switzerland.

Granted but you slip on some ice and crack your head open.
I wish America got it into it's head that the UK is the number 1 country/region...		2009-01-08 17:51:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted, but the UK realised Canada is number 1.

I wish I wasnt so white.		2009-01-08 17:57:00

Author:
Trap_T
Posts: 431

Granted, but the UK realised Canada is number 1.

I wish I wasnt so white.

granted you are now black but now you are always harassed by the police for no reason.

i wish i was a human cannon ball		2009-01-08 18:22:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted, You are now a cannon ball with eyes and a mouth.

I wish Winnipeg had a better football team. >_<		2009-01-09 00:13:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted but it is a american football team called the Lions, you should enjoy them. LOL

I wish NCAA football had some playoffs		2009-01-09 15:00:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted-but they're only able to be watched on t.v and only on the Spanish channel, with Charo hosting.

I wish I could fly.		2009-01-09 17:17:00

Author:
LBP4EVER
Posts: 8

Granted-but they're only able to be watched on t.v and only on the Spanish channel, with Charo hosting.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly but then you get hit in an eye and cry.

I wish I was Dr. Seuss with a Noose and then I died.		2009-01-09 20:13:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

You are, and well, you die.

I wish that the World realised that I am its rightful leader, and so the people within crowned me as King of the World!		2009-01-09 20:19:00

Author:
Unknown User

You are, and well, you die.

I wish that the World realised that I am its rightful leader, and so the people within crowned me as King of the World!


Granted, but it turns out that it's the World of Warcraft that realises this. To make matters even worse, it's only one one very low population server with a very rude and obnoxious population that this occurs. Although you are crowned the king, you have no real power or influence whatsoever in anything that matters. The players won't even listen to you anyway.

I wish my arm would stop cramping up. It's getting really bad this old injury. 		2009-01-09 20:25:00

Author:
Elbee23
Posts: 1280

Granted, but it turns out that it's the World of Warcraft that realises this. To make matters even worse, it's only one one very low population server with a very rude and obnoxious population that this occurs. Although you are crowned the king, you have no real power or influence whatsoever in anything that matters. The players won't even listen to you anyway.

I wish my arm would stop cramping up. It's getting really bad this old injury.
Your arm stops cramping, but only because it get's cracked off in a freak snowball fight accident. Your scoring ability in Splat Invaders drops dramatically (although you don't seem to care much) .

I wish my kitties loved me as much as I love them...		2009-01-09 23:02:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Your arm stops cramping, but only because it get's cracked off in a freak snowball fight accident. Your scoring ability in Splat Invaders drops dramatically (although you don't seem to care much) .

I wish my kitties loved me as much as I love them...

granted but then they make lolcubbabe pictures and put them all over the internet and they become way more popular than lolcat pics and you are to embarrassed to go on the internetz ever again.

i wish you could grow money treez		2009-01-10 02:11:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

You are, and well, you die.

I wish that the World realised that I am its rightful leader, and so the people within crowned me as King of the World!

...but that wish isn't corrupted!		2009-01-10 03:15:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

granted but then they make lolcubbabe pictures and put them all over the internet and they become way more popular than lolcat pics and you are to embarrassed to go on the internetz ever again.

i wish you could grow money treez

Granted, but you never can grow them because they are a finicky plant and you do not have the right type of climate or soil, and when you finally find a place to grow it, it turns out that the tree produces Monopoly money instead of what you want

(you then realize that all trees are money trees because most money is made from tree based products)

I wish that i could control anything water based with COMPLETE control.

Cheers!		2009-01-10 06:22:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

Granted however, somehow with this power you manage to drown yourself.

I wish I could teleport to places :o		2009-01-10 07:00:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

granted but something goes horrible wrong and you end up with your backside in the backend of an elephant in a zoo, you become incredibly embarrased, and you suphicate inside the elephant and die a very horrible death

i wish that moving (packing boxes, and unpacking boxes) was not so difficult		2009-01-11 09:36:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

Granted, but it's only easy because you have no stuff.

I wish Bob's game got released on the Playstation Store.		2009-01-11 18:20:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

It gets released but it gets infected with a zombie virus. Good job Bob! (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk)

I wish I could fly.		2009-01-11 18:23:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

granted, but you can fly so fast that when you are not paying attention you run in to a light pole and because you were flying SO fast you killed yourself on inpact

or

granted, but your secret easily gets out and you are attacked by mobs of people with great expectations of you, soon you become depressed because you can not live up to all of those expectations so you soon commit suicide

I wish I could control lightning.


Cheers!		2009-01-11 18:34:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

Granted but its too powerful and you are electricuted

i wish this wish couldnt be corrupted		2009-01-11 18:41:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but its too powerful and you are electricuted

i wish this wish couldnt be corrupted

Well then your wish isn't granted you jerk.

I wish I had a pony.		2009-01-11 18:43:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but you find out its not a pony just a midget hoarse

i wish i had a klondike bar

(and ill do anything to get it)		2009-01-11 19:57:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

granted but then a guru (whom you travleled all the way across the world to see) says that you will get as many klondike bars in heaven as you want and he then he points to a giant cliff, of course you go and jump it assuming that is what he wanted you to do, but then you are sent not to heaven but to hell because you commited suicide and took your life, so you did not get the unlimited amount of Klondike bars but what you did get was a little television that shows people eating unlimited amounts of Klondike bars and you are forced to watch.

I wish i was a person that set up and figured out all of the stunts for movies that i worked on.

Cheers!		2009-01-12 07:01:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

You do, but then one of your stunts goes incredibly wrong: during the filming of Ace Ventura III a flaming school bus goes out of control, resulting in the death of 150 cute puppies. You are scorned by all and forced to move to a remote island off the coast of Newfoundland during the winter with only your underwear and a DVD of "Club Paradise".

I wish I didn't have to work today....		2009-01-12 14:23:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Granted- you are killed in a car accident on your way to work, thus are unable to go to work since you're dead.

I wish I was more epic.		2009-01-12 14:35:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted but you then meet Mr.T, the building you are in explodes due to the fact that, that level of epic-ness cannot be contained in one building. No survivors.

I wish I could shoot laser out of my fingers (I know right?)		2009-01-12 14:37:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

Granted! But you never listened to you mother as a kid and make the ill-informed decision to pick your nose....... I'lll leave it there.....

I wish Jesus wanted me as a sunbeam......		2009-01-12 15:55:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

Granted! But you never listened to you mother as a kid and make the ill-informed decision to pick your nose....... I'lll leave it there.....

I wish Jesus wanted me as a sunbeam......

granted but you get sucked into a black hole and are trapped forever.

i wish i was a pirate :arg:		2009-01-12 22:16:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

granted but you get sucked into a black hole and are trapped forever.

i wish i was a pirate :arg:

Granted but you're marooned on an uncharted island with nothing to eat but sand.

I wish Otters were the dominant species.		2009-01-12 22:38:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but you're marooned on an uncharted island with nothing to eat but sand.

I wish Otters were the dominant species.

Granted but then we all become pets to the otters and then we kill you for making this wish

I wish i was superhero		2009-01-12 23:18:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but then we all become pets to the otters and then we kill you for making this wish

I wish i was superhero

Granted, but then the otters kill you because I'm the super villain, Dr. Otter, who has all otters under his control!

I wish that I had more medkits in Dead Space so I could actually beat the game.		2009-01-12 23:33:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but its a hack and it ruins your game

I wish i was sonic		2009-01-12 23:44:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted, but I'm pretty sure you've made this wish before, so I slap you. HARD!

....Wait a minute, I just looked at your sig.....You made the Final Frontier? I never knew that! I just liked it. . But I could never beat the lobsters!

I wish I could beat the lobsters in Sonic's level.		2009-01-12 23:48:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

But I could never beat the lobsters!

-_- granted but they are not lobsters( they are scorpians btw) so you fail and die

I wish i was an elite user		2009-01-12 23:55:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

granted but then we force you to eat my socks

I wish my wish wasn't a wish, and the person can't say that I just wasted a wish.		2009-01-13 00:12:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted but then we force you to eat my socks

I wish my wish wasn't a wish, and the person can't say that I just wasted a wish.
Wish Granted, but you poop your pants and you don't like it.

I wish I had chocolate teeth.		2009-01-13 00:13:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted but... but... aw i cant corrupt that its too beautiful

i wish i ate rocks socks


hehe that rymed		2009-01-13 00:24:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but... but... aw i cant corrupt that its too beautiful

i wish i ate rocks socks


hehe that rymed

grnted, but then you wonder why you would ever do such a stupid thing.

I wish I had a pizza :/.		2009-01-13 00:30:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted but its a vegetarian pizza

I wish i could finish a !@#$%^& rubiks cube they are so hard		2009-01-13 00:31:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but its a vegetarian pizza

/slaps Sonic for his failure of a corruption

I wish more people would read me story >_< >:+_		2009-01-13 00:33:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted i read it

i wish rock would put me in his story		2009-01-13 00:34:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted i read it

i wish rock would put me in his story

Granted, but the story sucks anyways.

I wish RockSauron would stop plugging his story into every thread.		2009-01-13 01:02:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but he keeps youas the annoying spam bot

i wish i wasnt hungy		2009-01-13 01:14:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but he keeps youas the annoying spam bot

i wish i wasnt hungy

Granted, you never feel hungry, therefore die of not eating.

I wish I dont have to get up early for school.		2009-01-13 01:19:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

You don't. You never did. I hear ditch digging is a lucrative career. After a few years you graduate from flat head to round head shovels.

I wish I was a nicer person.		2009-01-13 15:47:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

You don't. You never did. I hear ditch digging is a lucrative career. After a few years you graduate from flat head to round head shovels.

I wish I was a nicer person.
Granted but then your ps3 inbox gets spammed with friend requests and you have no time to play LBP....

I wish Dorothy's red sparkly shoes......		2009-01-13 16:02:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

Granted but instead of your wishs home, it sends to placees you don't want to go, is it hot in there?

I wish I was NEO from the Matrix		2009-01-13 19:46:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted but instead of your wishs home, it sends to placees you don't want to go, is it hot in there?

I wish I was NEO from the Matrix

granted but you have to sacrifice yourself to save everyone else !el oh el!

I wish there were pumpkin trees		2009-01-13 21:48:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted but the only pumpkin tree in the world is you and people cut you down for paper and it hurts real bad and you cry.

I wish there was a REAL Mirelurk and it creeped into Hamsalad's house to eat him.		2009-01-14 01:49:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Granted, but mirelurks are REALLY DUM, and after they eat him they come, sneak in to your home, and eat you as well.

I wish i could use the V.A.T.S system in real life, and go into slow mo and everything.		2009-01-14 02:34:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

Granted but itmalfunctions an your stuck in slowmo forever

I wish there was a jak and daxter for ps3		2009-01-14 02:38:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but itmalfunctions an your stuck in slowmo forever

I wish there was a jak and daxter for ps3

Granted but you have to pay 600 just to play it, Oh and I slap you because being stuck in slow mo would be AWESOME. just as long as i was able to move regularly and i could make others move regulary ^.^

I wish that we had more smileys available for us to use		2009-01-14 03:07:00

Author:
RAINFIRE
Posts: 1101

Granted but they get angy and become angries and everyone hates you

i wish i had a pony		2009-01-14 03:18:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but they get angy and become angries and everyone hates you

i wish i had a pony

Granted, but its a well known fact that ponys get other ponys and hedgehogs mixed up in breeding season resulting in poor sonic never being able to walk straight again!

I wish I had magic beans......		2009-01-14 09:23:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

Granted,

But your dog pinches them, and burys them in the garden, although they are magic "Killing" beans and evil goblins grow from the ground and kill you xD

i wish i ha....wait i have MK VS DC my life is completed...!		2009-01-14 10:49:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

i wish i ha....wait i have MK VS DC my life is completed...!

........ your life is completed......... so you die.

I wish I was at a roller disco.		2009-01-14 11:07:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

........ your life is completed......... so you die.

I wish I was at a roller disco.

You're at a roller disco. Everyone now knows you're a faggit.

I wish I wouldn't get an infraction for saying that...		2009-01-14 11:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

Everyone now knows you're a faggit.


Sorry don't have the power to grant that......

I wish sexually confused teenagers would stop taking their frustrations out on random people on the internet.		2009-01-14 11:13:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

Granted, but they take it out on people in real life instead.

I wish I could shrink when I want to.		2009-01-14 11:19:00

Author:
Unknown User

Sorry don't have the power to grant that......

I wish sexually confused teenagers would stop taking their frustrations out on random people on the internet.

I wish people wouldn't take things so seriously. Christ.		2009-01-14 11:20:00

Author:
Unknown User

I wish people wouldn't take things so seriously. Christ.

Granted, no one takes anything serious so barack obama bombs every country >.<

lol

i wish barack obama didn't do that -_-		2009-01-14 11:23:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted. Obama does nothing but a small group of old age pensioners hear about it, and invades America and takes control of the country forcing every to listen to their stories of when they were young.

I wish I was a member of the allied front of old people invading america......		2009-01-14 11:51:00

Author:
wexfordian
Posts: 1904

granted, they worship you and make you their god. You then become king of the world- then all of you die from heart attacks and similar old age illneses.

I wish I knew how to include everyone in me story >_<.		2009-01-14 15:19:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but then there are too many people and your hands fall off from typing too much.

I wish RockSauron had his hands back.		2009-01-14 16:25:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but they aren't attached.

I wish everyone in the world had a bowl of ice cream so they would all be happy.		2009-01-14 19:20:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Granted but then World War 3 starts with aliens but they're too busy with their ice-cream to care so they get nuked.
I wish I was a billionaire and no one could do anything to my money.		2009-01-14 19:26:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted but then World War 3 starts with aliens but they're too busy with their ice-cream to care so they get nuked.
I wish I was a billionaire and no one could do anything to my money.

granted no one including you can do anything to your money, your a billionare and your money is stuck in a inpenetrable barrier where you cant even reach it; you spend your days sitting infront of it drooling infront of your billions just imaging what you could do with it.

i wish a super mutant would tear george bush's head off		2009-01-14 19:34:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted, but it turns out George Bush is himself is a mutant who doesn't NEED a head.

I wish we could return to a simpler time when the biggest worry I would have is whether the neighbors cow is grazing in my field.		2009-01-14 19:37:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Granted, but it turns out George Bush is himself is a mutant who doesn't NEED a head.

I wish we could return to a simpler time when the biggest worry I would have is whether the neighbors cow is grazing in my field.


granted but its only because a nuclear halocaust wipes humanity back to the stone age. This new era is a more simple one and there are no monsters but due to the radiation the new life span is 16 years

i wish the teenage mutant ninja turtles were real		2009-01-14 19:57:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted but the vermin of London overcome them.
I wish I had all the power in the world and could control it perfectly.		2009-01-14 20:35:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted but the vermin of London overcome them.
I wish I had all the power in the world and could control it perfectly.

granted. you have complete control of the world and everybody not only tolerates but loves your politics, its a perfect world! And then one night when your sleeping an asteroid the size of india smashes into the earth destroying your planet.

i wish samuel L jackson got in a fight with richard simons		2009-01-14 22:40:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Granted but you die.

I wish there was 5 PIECES OF PAPER!		2009-01-15 00:46:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

granted but one caught on fire and then you only had 4

i wishi had a high score in the arcade		2009-01-15 00:52:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

granted but someone is going to beat your score soon, i wish i could lose about 4 inches off my height2009-01-15 00:57:00

Author:
Lil-Pingin
Posts: 396

granted, But the genie is stupid and thought you said 4 meters so now you are one small women, and evil tiki god has to lye down on the floor to kiss you.

i wish my ps3 was working >.<		2009-01-15 01:02:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

granted but just for a bit so take advantage of it, i wish i could find a smart genie to take 4 inches and not meters off my height2009-01-15 01:05:00

Author:
Lil-Pingin
Posts: 396

granted, but he is too smart and adds 4 inches and a arm b/c he thinks it will be very "handy" so you have 3 arms and evil tiki god thinks your a freak and leaves you xO

i wish i had 3 arms >.<		2009-01-15 01:15:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

granted, he was smart and gave you my third arm cuz i dont need it and EvilTikiGod does not leave me, I wish there was a genie that could just make my wish come true to lose 4 inches off my height without adding other things...lol2009-01-15 01:17:00

Author:
Lil-Pingin
Posts: 396

lol... Aww man

so.... he takes off 4 inches but then i come along with my 3rd arm thanks to you and slap you silly with out so now you have a permanent red mark where my slaps had been xD Now you look short and ugly lol

i wish i had a drink >.<		2009-01-15 01:20:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted but its prune juice soooooooooooooooooooooooo your screwed

i wish the made a jak 4		2009-01-15 01:26:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

They do, but it sucks just like all other Jak games after the original Jak and Daxter.

I wish there was 12 balloons in my house that never popped and never ran out of helium.		2009-01-15 01:37:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

grantedbut jak comes and pops them cuz you said his games suck -_-

i wish otters went extinct		2009-01-15 01:41:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but you die.

I wish there was 5 PIECES OF PAPER!

boo use some imagination...

granted but the papers go in the shredder

i wish russia and china fell in the black hole and non of the other US...ok north korea too		2009-01-15 02:05:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

boo use some imagination...

granted but the papers go in the shredder

i wish russia and china fell in the black hole and non of the other US...ok north korea too

That sucked so bad I'm not even going to grant it.


i wish otters went extinct		2009-01-15 02:06:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

granted sonic but someone had some otters hid out and bred them so they are making a come back sorry.

i still wish i could be 4 inches shorter		2009-01-15 02:20:00

Author:
Lil-Pingin
Posts: 396

Granted but someone who is prejudice against short people kills you sorry

i wish saosin would come out with a new cd and it didnt suck		2009-01-15 02:24:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted but the AAA kills you because you wished otters were extinct.

I wish Hedgehogs were extinct.		2009-01-15 02:28:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

granted sonic but someone had some otters hid out and bred them so they are making a come back sorry.

If there are hidden otters, than that means they weren't extinct. >_> You didn't grant my wish. So therefore, you can't corrupt it. :/


i still wish i could be 4 inches shorter

Granted, but for every inch you become shorter, you grow 8 feet wider.

I wish that we ignored Awesomeman's post.		2009-01-15 02:32:00

Author:
Sonic5411
Posts: 712

Granted, but it causes the flow of this thread to become so confusing that no one knows what wish is being corrupted anymore and has to flip back through hundreds of posts to figure it out.

I wish my hair wasn't starting to grey....		2009-01-15 16:07:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Granted but it turns green and hippies hang around you all day long...

I wish I could fly well with nothing to kill, hurt, annoy me...		2009-01-15 16:15:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Granted, but you get bored and kill yourself.

I wish I had a cream doughnut.		2009-01-15 16:18:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, wishes hair was down to my butt again2009-01-15 16:20:00

Author:
Lil-Pingin
Posts: 396

I SAID NOTHING TO KILL ME!

Granted but your dog eats it...
I wish I could fly well with nothing to kill, hurt, annoy me...

EDIT: @Lil-Pingin
The hair comes down to your but but goes into to it so when you poop, you poop your hair..
2009-01-15 16:20:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

So Reaper, you didn't want YOURSELF to be there? Because you can kill yourself.

Granted, but you can't do that because you're not there.

I wish I had a kitten.		2009-01-15 16:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but it only lasts for 3 days

wishes hair was down to my butt again		2009-01-15 16:22:00

Author:
Lil-Pingin
Posts: 396

Granted but your dog bites onto your hair and gradually pulls it off, with an outcome of you being bold...
I wish wish 7 never 8 9..		2009-01-15 16:25:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

it didn't. it ate 10 instead. now the world has broken because there is no 10. and it is all your fault. So now there is an angry mob waiting to kill you.

I wish i was good at maths 		2009-01-15 16:53:00

Author:
Unknown User


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