Archive: 441 posts

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You are good at maths, so much so you try to work out the formula for life itself and in the process you explode. I wish I could come to a compromise with my gf about playing lbp.

2009-01-15 17:07:00 Author: Tomoso Posts: 33

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granted, but not today wishes i was magical for a day

2009-01-15 17:10:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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You are magical, but the only magic you can perform is making the bed with no hands. I wish I hadn't forgotten my ipod this morning so I could listen to it on the way home from work

2009-01-15 17:16:00 Author: Tomoso Posts: 33

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Granted, but it gives you a seizure. I wish the Skate 2 demo would download faster.

2009-01-15 17:31:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but it gives you a seizure. I wish the Skate 2 demo would download faster. granted it downloads in 2 seconds and when the game is loading your PS3 crashes and wont turn on again and you have to wait 2 months for it to be repaired and sent back to you and when you get it back its wiped out and they dont let you download the demo anymore and the realease date of skate 2 gets pushed back another year. i wish sonic wouldve granted my wish and not told me it sucked, that wasnt very nice

2009-01-15 19:04:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted,but he acts too nice to you and then drives you nuts. i wish people would look at my "Rock Jumping"Thread along with my project.

2009-01-15 19:10:00 Author: LordRattler Posts: 89

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Granted, but your wish turns to "I wish I was dead" and then a magic unicorn sees this thread and kills you. I wish Hedgehogs were extinct.

2009-01-15 22:29:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but first they mix with some Bulldogs and breed to produce the hedgedog which is even worse. I wish the world was triangular.

2009-01-15 23:35:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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Granted, but we all fall off somehow. I wish CC accepts my wiki idea :/.

2009-01-15 23:37:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Granted, but we all fall off somehow. I wish CC accepts my wiki idea :/. granted its an amazingly great success and you make thousands of dollars off of advertising...the success is too great MM sues you for all of your profits off it and even more; you are forced to live a life of poverty and they even take your possessions to pay for the suit that you lost including your PS3 and TV so you cant even play LBP again. I wish Sean Connery Narrated LBP

2009-01-15 23:56:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted but it ends up sucking i wish i had a trampoline

2009-01-16 00:01:00 Author: Sonic5411 Posts: 712

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Granted but it ends up sucking i wish i had a trampoline granted and you do a really cool back flip but land on the back railing, tumble over backwards and snap your neck and die; your family tries to sue the company and they counter sue your family for all they have and force them into poverty. i wish tap dancing was americas national past time

2009-01-16 00:03:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted but everyone calls you a f@g for making that wish i wish i had a puppy

2009-01-16 00:11:00 Author: Sonic5411 Posts: 712

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Granted, but it is a very ugly puppy. I wish that I had a wish.

2009-01-16 03:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but no you don't have a wish cuz i took it and itz MINE! I wish I threw my wish at Clank and he had a cut and needed a bandaid.

2009-01-16 03:26:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Wish ungranted. I wish otters weren't so lame, but there's no point in making that wish, because it's impossible.

2009-01-16 03:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but otters were never lame so that was just a waste of a wish. I wish I had 10 DOLLARS!

2009-01-16 03:31:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but you spend it on 10 fake dollars. I wish that I could think of a wish.

2009-01-16 03:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but when you think of it an otter falls from the sky and eats you. I wish that the diglets in my favorite Pokemon themed LBP level would move up and down, and the creator wasn't so lazy.

2009-01-16 03:41:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but Diglett evolves into Dugtrio, and it no longer moves. I wish that the next couple of wishes were about Pok?mon.

2009-01-16 03:42:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but Diglett evolves into Dugtrio, and it no longer moves. I wish that the next couple of wishes were about Pok?mon. Granted but they're only about DUMB POKEMANS! I wish that Kakuna didn't suck so much so it didn't take so much time to get him to evolve into Beedrill who is not a dumb pokeman.

2009-01-16 03:47:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, only because it already is. Kakuna evolves into Beedrill at level 10. That's the quickest 2nd Stage evolution out of any other Pok?mon besides Metapos, which is also 10. I wish that I could think of a lame Pok?mon.

2009-01-16 03:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, you think of the Raticate, but then Raticate jumps out of your thought bubble on to your computer and it's such a fat waste of space that it breaks your computer. I wish I has a flavor other than salty flavor.

2009-01-16 04:09:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, it is sour, which is similar to salty. I wish that your wish was my last wish's wish.

2009-01-16 04:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but when I granted it I gave you a chocolate flavor and you eat yourself. I wish Clank's last wish was my last wish's last wish's wish.

2009-01-16 04:12:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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It was. I wish Squidward's nose was normal sized.

2009-01-16 04:13:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but only for a second before it becomes so big that it sucks up the universe!!!!! :O OMG U JUST SUCKED UP TEH UNIVERSE! LOLOLOL! I wish that Nick At Nite would show Roseanne instead of stupid Family Matters.

2009-01-16 04:18:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but the shows switch names, so basically you're still watching the same thing. XD I wish that I had powers like the Avatar, Aang, the Airbender.

2009-01-16 04:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted. Congraturations. You can now move air by pushing your hands. And seeing as everyone can do that, you're not that special. I wish I could just shoop woop into Mordor.

2009-01-16 04:31:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but Boromir kills you with the power of rock. I wish Faramir was an internet meme.

2009-01-16 04:34:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but then he's so famous and Boromir isn't that Boromir cuts your head off. I wish I could just cowbell into mordor

2009-01-16 04:44:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but no cowbells exist. :eek: I wish we could do whatever into Mordor.

2009-01-16 04:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but nothing exists. I wish that LBP had popsicles

2009-01-16 04:46:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but popsicles are gross. I wish I didn't have to go to bed.

2009-01-16 04:47:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but now you REALLY REALLY want to sleep. I wish that the high tommorow was higher than 5 degrees.

2009-01-16 04:48:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but in Farenheit! I wish the noggles were real.

2009-01-16 04:49:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but in Farenheit! I wish the noggles were real. It was originally in farenheit......... Granted, but Noggles are actually giant hamsters and eat you. I wish I knew what noggles where.

2009-01-16 04:50:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, you already answered your question and look like an idiot. xD I wish awesomemans wouldn't get mad at me.

2009-01-16 04:51:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, you already answered your question and look like an idiot. xD I wish awesomemans wouldn't get mad at me. Granted, but instead your comment makes him go insane and he blows up the world. I wish I had 12 REAL DOLLARS!

2009-01-16 04:52:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but that's not what you really want. >_> I wish we could slow it down a bit here...

2009-01-16 04:52:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but I just changed the meaning of slow to fast and down to up so okay lol. I wish I had turkey burger.

2009-01-16 04:55:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but you're allergic to turkey. I wish that I had a turkey burger.

2009-01-16 04:57:00 Author: Unknown User

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granted but the turkey is still alive and it gets very sad and you feel bad for it but you have to eat it or else you die. I wish I had 13 DOLLARS!

2009-01-16 04:59:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Turns out your allergic also... I wish I had no allergies and ate a turkey burger...

2009-01-16 04:59:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but there is nothing to buy. I wish that the next person posting here would not be me.

2009-01-16 04:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted. but you explode. I wish I wasn't thirsty anymore.

2009-01-16 05:01:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but you become parched. I wish that people would tell me if I should get a Username Change or not.

2009-01-16 05:02:00 Author: Unknown User

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Oooh your a tricky one... not granted! I wish I wasn't bored.

2009-01-16 05:02:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but that only lasts for a second. I wish we would slow down on the spamming...

2009-01-16 05:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but I keep going... I wish I didn't just finish a 1 litre Pepsi (I now look like this O_O)

2009-01-16 05:24:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, instead, you finish 2 liters! I wish that my dad would stay aslepp for the whole night, so he wouldn't catch me up this late.

2009-01-16 05:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, he stays asleep for days and days, turns out he died. I wish I was the least bit tired.

2009-01-16 05:27:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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[QUOTE=Sage;122849]Granted, he stays asleep for days and days, turns out he died.QUOTE] I wish you would uncorrupt that wish.

2009-01-16 05:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted , he wakes up and catches you... I wish I had a reasonable band...

2009-01-16 05:29:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but no one knows what kind of band you're talking about. >_> I wish that I could stop time when I wanted, preferably to get some sleep. >_>

2009-01-16 05:50:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but I get flash to rip through time and wake you up. I wish Clank knew that I was talking about a musical band...

2009-01-16 05:52:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but I don't remember what you originally wished for. I wish that I could post posts within 30 seconds of each other.

2009-01-16 05:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but you get silenced for spamming too much. (Can that happen?) I wish I knew how to spell.

2009-01-16 05:56:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you get silenced for spamming too much. (Can that happen?) That's how it usually happens. >_> Granted, but only in a dead language. I wish that I spoke every language.

2009-01-16 06:02:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but you get too confused and never speak again. I wish I could fall asleep.

2009-01-16 06:04:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but that would mean we'd have to stop spamming. I wish Sage would tell me when he's going to bed.

2009-01-16 06:05:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but it's in military time and you don't understand. I wish I knew when I was going to bed.

2009-01-16 06:08:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you have to tell Clank when it is. I wish Sage would do the above.

2009-01-16 06:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted. He'll be posting in a few minutes.... *v*

2009-01-16 07:25:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Granted, but he idn't, so pime taradox. I wish I was Dave.

2009-01-16 14:08:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Granted, but he idn't, so pime taradox. I wish I was Dave. granted but everyone calls you bill i wish it rained chocolate chips every wensday

2009-01-16 19:06:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted, but there's no such thing as wensday so it never happens. I wish I was 100% activity EDIT: Nevermind. I already am!

2009-01-16 21:08:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted but then you get banned a few minutes later i wish patch 1.08 would come

2009-01-16 21:51:00 Author: Sonic5411 Posts: 712

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Granted but it makes all the LBP discs in the world KRRRMSHPLODE! I wish I had the Homestarrunner game on my Wii.

2009-01-16 21:53:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted but it makes all the LBP discs in the world KRRRMSHPLODE! I wish I had the Homestarrunner game on my Wii. granted you get it but then a law passes banning all wii's i wish it rained chocolate chips every wednesday (since a typo couldnt be over looked)

2009-01-16 22:13:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted, but Wednesdays don't exist. I wish that you didn't read this wish.

2009-01-16 22:50:00 Author: Unknown User

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You wish is granted, and thus I didn't read the wish, and thus I didn't respond to it, and thus I didn't post this reply, thus you're not reading it, but you are, and so the complexitity of it all makes the universe implode because implodings more epic then exploding. I wish Dorien was resilenced for the lulz :/.

2009-01-16 22:54:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Granted, but only for half a second. I wish that I had iTunes on my computer again.

2009-01-16 22:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but Napster becomes back on top so you lose attention to Itunes as it rots away in the corner of shame.... I wish I could get a good job...

2009-01-16 23:52:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Granted, you become my slave where I pay you good money, but in return you are on a diet of purely peanuts and live in hell. I wish I could focus myself on my story and not have to constantly check on the forums every five seconds =_=

2009-01-16 23:59:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Granted, you become my slave where I pay you good money, but in return you are on a diet of purely peanuts and live in hell. I wish I could focus myself on my story and not have to constantly check on the forums every five seconds =_= granted but its only becasue the forums exploded from too much uberness i wish people sucked less at granting wishes (including myself some times)

2009-01-17 00:08:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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granted but i poop on ur head. i wish it rained icecream!!

2009-01-17 01:38:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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You get brain freeze and die. I wish I didn't have to go to school

2009-01-17 06:30:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Granted, but the school goes to you. I wish that the person that read my wish would not be the person who did not read my wish.

2009-01-17 06:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, i'm confused... I wish Clank didn't give me a headache

2009-01-17 08:05:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but as such in a world where forum game rules must be followed, it is with my upmost duty to corrupt said wish, in which that occurance is bearing its existance at this very moment, or perhaps before this corruption was bestowed upon you. I wish pie.

2009-01-17 08:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but as such in a world where forum game rules must be followed, it is with my upmost duty to corrupt said wish, in which that occurance is bearing its existance at this very moment, or perhaps before this corruption was bestowed upon you. I wish pie. Granted, you get 3.14 I wish I had a real drum kit!

2009-01-17 08:10:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you are too dumb to know you have one. I wish that I wasn't so tired.

2009-01-17 08:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but you are too dumb to know you have one. I wish that I wasn't so tired. Granted, you are now even more tired. I wish I had more coffee...

2009-01-17 08:23:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you are too dumb to know you have it. I wish your corruptions didn't suck so hard.

2009-01-17 08:25:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, now they blow hard. (i'm sorry xD) I wish I had better corruptions.

2009-01-17 08:28:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but in everyone else's opinion, they still suck. I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

2009-01-17 08:29:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, you are not sleepy and stay awake for days until you finally realize that you cannot go to sleep and are eternally tired. I wish Clank would stop insulting me.

2009-01-17 08:31:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but Sage is a loser, so I cannot resist. I wish that I could post without typing.

2009-01-17 08:32:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but the keyboard realizes it's full potential and infiltrates the internet with SPAM! :o I wish I had another wish.

2009-01-17 08:34:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but I killed it. I wish that I wasn't ill.

2009-01-17 08:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but that illness was part of recovering from a serious diseas and you later die from it. I wish I had a drink.

2009-01-17 08:57:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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You have a drink but it's Tesco made beer.. I wish the time of this post I'm writing now was 9:16...

2009-01-17 09:16:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Granted, but because of our different time zones, it is not. I wish you all knew...

2009-01-17 09:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted. We all know you prefer Ratchet and so we criticise you for the rest of your days... I wish my wish would corrupt.. (If you corrupt it your granting it.. )

2009-01-17 09:26:00 Author: TheArmedReaper Posts: 1543

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Ungranted. I wish that I was a genie!

2009-01-17 09:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, you stay buried in the sand for and eternity 'cause no one can find your lamp. I wish I didn't have to sleep.

2009-01-17 09:36:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you do anyways. I wish that everyday was Saturday.

2009-01-17 09:39:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, except the exact same things repeat themselves everyday. I wish I wasn't tired.

2009-01-17 09:40:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you fall asleep anyways. I wish that everyday was the day after Friday.

2009-01-17 09:42:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted but then SCHOOL IS CHANGED TO THAT DAY! I wish "Spirited away" was real.

2009-01-17 11:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, and your parents are now pigs. I wish that Pokemon was real.

2009-01-17 11:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but they die in the pokeballs.

2009-01-17 11:11:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but they die in the pokeballs. n00b, you need to make a wish. >_>

2009-01-17 11:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted he makes a wish but its to not kill everyone on earth, you corrupt it to kill everyone on earth. I wish to not eat chicken *Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk*

2009-01-17 14:12:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Granted, you don't eat it. Later you find out that it was a lifesaving cure for your cancer, so you die. I wish I had 3 more wishes!

2009-01-17 17:39:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted, but you drop them down the sink. I wish Mario was dead.

2009-01-17 18:44:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, but a fanboy found out it was you that wished for him dead so he kills you in your sleep. I wish I didn't have siblings.

2009-01-17 19:18:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Granted but only because you brutally murdered them and now you're on death row. I wish my computer was made out of starbursts, and I'd love to eat it so maybe I do.

2009-01-18 00:44:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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granted....i wish i had some good ole fashion home cooked breakfast right now

2009-01-18 07:44:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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granted! but i ate it! i wish i had a bucket of blue sound

2009-01-18 07:46:00 Author: EvilTikiGod Posts: 159

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granted even though i dont know what it is..... i wish i had my breakfast back

2009-01-18 07:47:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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granted even though i dont know what it is..... i wish i had my breakfast back Granted, your sick (Sorry) I wish, I was on holiday.

2009-01-18 07:48:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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granted but only for a day.....wish i was not sick any more

2009-01-18 07:50:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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Granted, i am a doctor sometimes xD I wish I had a Thuyisdamulopodcurse

2009-01-18 13:36:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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Granted but then a kitty eats you. I wish I had the green crystal shard.

2009-01-18 15:30:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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granted but the it falls and stabs you in the leg.... i wish i had a robot to do stuff for me....

2009-01-18 17:20:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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granted, but he is banned so you can't use him rofl i wish my ACDC discography would download faster :/

2009-01-18 17:58:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted, you got a present: the fastest pc ever made. only it there was a problem with and now you can barely play pacman. i wish i could think of a wish

2009-01-18 18:01:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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You do, but I corrupt it. I wish I could fly.

2009-01-18 18:18:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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granted but in mid flight you crash....i wish i had some good food

2009-01-18 18:20:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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Granted but it turns out to be bad food. I wish I could do parcour.

2009-01-18 18:21:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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granted even though i dont know what it is.....wish i was not sick anymore

2009-01-18 18:24:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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granted i gave you a magic pill... I wish patch 1.08 came out

2009-01-19 12:04:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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Granted, but it only made more bugs. I wish everyone was epic win like me.

2009-01-19 13:52:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Granted but then cos everyone would be, no-one would be. I wish I was Superman :o

2009-01-19 14:27:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Granted but I get a whooole bunch of Kryptonite and drop a truck on you and no, you don't lift it up, but you die. I wish I had 12 pennies to throw into outer space.

2009-01-19 15:52:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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You throw the pennies into space but the 4ytgegv people from planet c5n4by throw them back at you. You then loose the pennies and cry... I want to chase a pig screaming "he he he porky pork"

2009-01-20 20:52:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Granted but the pig gets upset for calling it porky and doesn't want to be friends any more. I wish I had 112 dimes.

2009-01-21 00:08:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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granted however you get only 111 i wish Awesomemans was Awesome XD

2009-01-21 12:02:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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Granted, but it turns out he isn't (Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk) I wish I had my on plane.

2009-01-21 13:24:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Granted but you go 2 planes so well bummer for you i wish this more people were posting in this thread

2009-01-21 13:42:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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Granted, but they only are slaughtered by seeing the awesomeness that is RockSauron. I wish people would pm me their details for the Uncharted Space role playing game .

2009-01-21 13:58:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Granted, but they only are slaughtered by seeing the awesomeness that is RockSauron. I wish people would pm me their details for the Uncharted Space role playing game . Granted you get all the details but they are quite disturbing and for some reason everyone personalizes themselves after richard simons for your game. (that game sounds cool though...) I wish all apple trees turned into pineapple trees

2009-01-21 23:30:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted but all the pineapple trees turn into apple trees I wish my math teacher was arrested and put in jail forever

2009-01-22 00:11:00 Author: Sonic5411 Posts: 712

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Granted but so are you! And you share the same cell so he forces you to learn calculus! I wish I had 6431 dimes.

2009-01-22 01:29:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted but the weight of it in your pockets makes your trousers fall down and everybody can see your LBP boxer shorts! I wish oompa loompas were real.......

2009-01-23 13:12:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wish that the Gtyiulloptryianglesagaatyoupqwamodovaran born

2009-01-23 16:25:00 Author: Dexist Posts: 570

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And so they are... Dear lord man, do you have any idea what lovecraftian horrors you just unleashed?!? I wish I was back in shape.

2009-01-26 13:21:00 Author: Morrinn3 Posts: 493

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Granted! you are in a triangle. I wish they still made Thundercats....

2009-01-26 13:25:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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Granted! you are in a triangle. I wish they still made Thundercats.... They remake it but the Thunderbirds devour them. I wish the economy would become stable again

2009-01-26 13:39:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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granted but then it becomes too stable and the super elite rich that own 98% of the economy only own 70% and they grow insanely hungry and start a war agaisnt the world and force everyone into slavery. i wish i had a pancake

2009-01-26 19:10:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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ok but you forgot to mention how you would wake up so you fall a sleep and don't wake up...... I wish.......I wish I had 100,000,000,000,000,000 more wishes!

2009-01-29 18:20:00 Author: Schwem00 Posts: 255

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Considering the catch, that just makes you a 100,000,000,000,000,000 times more screwed ; ) I wish I could... hmm. I wish I had a foolproof profitable wish!

2009-01-29 18:34:00 Author: Morrinn3 Posts: 493

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Granted - the most foolproof profitable wish is not to have a wish, therefore creating a paradox that rips apart time and iceland. I wish I didnt need sleep

2009-01-29 19:45:00 Author: Mrgenji Posts: 803

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granted you no longer need sleep because your a meth addict....your heart explodes. i wish mudkips won the superbowl

2009-02-06 21:38:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I wanna play! Ok soo your wish is granted, and mudkips single handedly won the superbowl, but unfortunately you failed to realize that exactly half of the world isnt familiar with mudkips, confused and angry the fans start world wide riots, thousands are dead in the first few weeks alone.. Soon once the dust begins to settle the news begins to play footage of the superbowl/mudkips fiasco over and over on a 24 hour bases. Soon the entire world has subscribed to either one of two schools of thought... Either " I hate mudkips, WTF is it anyway.. its stupid." or "OMFG I LUV MUDKIPS HES SOO CUTE I WUV MUDKIPS TO PEICES" Coincidentally the first group is almost entirely Male, whereas the second group, female. Soo copulation seases entirely.. humans quit breeding, babys stop being born, rapist... umm stop raping? anyway three years later most of the men have killed themselves, and the women (without the men to boss around) have mostly killed eachother. Great no its the end of the world, and its all your fault mudkips! I wish my unemployment checks would never stop coming!

2009-02-08 08:10:00 Author: Madafaku Posts: 738

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Your wish is granted, but the checks continually bounce, and you cannot find any work. You have no income at all. :eek: I wish my medium term guest could find a place to live and move out. A fortnight stay has turned into a month with no end in sight.

2009-02-08 14:57:00 Author: Elbee23 Posts: 1280

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Granted, he finds a place to stay...IN YOU! That's right he's now a parasite that takes over your body and Leon Kennedy comes and kicks your head off. I wish that I was Leon Kennedy.

2009-02-08 15:03:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Wish granted... Mr. Kennedy... But whats that? OMFG Zombies!!! you do ok at first, playing a major roll in a government task force. Within days you are out of food, and very low on ammo. you have used all your shotgun shells, smoked all your herbs, and the predidents daughter is annoying the **** out of you... finding her completely useless you decide the only option now is a murder/suicide. I wish for an infanite supply of beer!

2009-02-09 02:40:00 Author: Madafaku Posts: 738

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Granted but if I gave you a chocolate bar after you drank all that beer you would never get it. I wish I made a super awesome prank call and put it on the internet.

2009-02-09 03:02:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but the guy you pranked tracked you down and did horrible unimaginable things to you for making him a worldwide joke. I wish more poeple would play and comments on my levels.

2009-02-09 04:34:00 Author: JuggaloJoe Posts: 20

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Your wish is granted, but the level fails to load for everyone. You get inundated with "Can't load the level" comments. When it finally gets fixed by MM it's less with a 1 star rating which it never, ever recovers from. In frustration, you repost the level in a new spot to give it a new chance, where once again it gets the "Failed to load level" message. Repeat until you give up. I wish I had more time to work on my upcoming level. :blush:

2009-02-09 04:59:00 Author: Elbee23 Posts: 1280

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You get infinite time to work on your level, and when you finish it people hate it. You leave your beloved forum and LBP. You soon realize that you aren't aging. Your curse... You are unable to die because of that wish you made so long ago. You watch as LBP goes out of style and consoles become obsolete. You watch your family and friends perish as you keep on living. Your life is now meaningless. You must watch as countess lives are made and destroyed. Wars are started and ended. The earth is destroyed, and you are cast out into space. The vacuums of space rips at your flesh and you are in constant pain but you are still unable to die. You have millennia all to yourself. The time spent on your own increases your brain size so much that when you finally come across a form of intelligent life they treat you like a god. You don't breath, for it is useless now. You have become used to the numbing pain of life itself. You are left with your soul crushing memories of earth and everything you loved before you lost the ability to feel affection. Too much? Anyway. I wish I didn't fear eternal life so much.

2009-02-09 09:43:00 Author: Unknown User

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Your fear is removed, unfortunately however ALL your fear is removed resulting in an enormous egotistical maniac being unleashed inside you. You become obsessed with the idea you are now invincible and meet your end in a tragic bull wrestling incident. I wish bulls were more peaceful creatures.....

2009-02-09 10:49:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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Granted, bulls now have the demeanor of cows, however cows are now angry like bulls and rise up and destroy the human race for eating and killing them for so long. I wish I had a nice car.

2009-02-09 14:06:00 Author: JuggaloJoe Posts: 20

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Granted. You find an Aston Martin Parked outside your house, trouble is, it previously belonged to a major drug baron who wasn't too pleased when he found out it magically disappeared overnight. The Baron locates you thanks to the GPS device installed in the car and feeds you to a pack of wild boar. I wish my wishes were not corrupted!

2009-02-09 14:17:00 Author: wexfordian Posts: 1904

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Granted, now your LBP files are corrupt. I wish that Avatar: The last airbender didnt have to end...

2009-02-10 10:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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Granted it never does end, its every season playing over and over again therefore being far to large to use as an avatar but you try anyways and it crashes LBPC and the internets forever! i wish ninjas and pirates had an epic fight to the end

2009-02-10 19:47:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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your wish is granted, and the Ultimate Battle has begun, Unfortunatally soon the ninjas in the pirates become so accostomed to the bloodshed that they figure "whats the point" and become pasifists... and pasifist Ninja/Pirates aren't cool to anyone. Soo the world ends, for somthing completely unrelated. I wish Pirate was still a viable career choice.

2009-02-11 00:06:00 Author: Madafaku Posts: 738

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granted! u become a pirate, get a small wooden sail boat, and head out to do some looting of other sea vessels... u decide to attept a boarding onto a military vessel, so u hold up ur shining cutlass and give out a hearty ''YAAARGGHH'' but end up being blown apart by a mounted SAW Light machine gun within seconds... i wish major cities would have a higher population of geese

2009-03-24 13:40:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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Granted but the geese barf fireballs and burn down the city. I wish the spam can wasn't closed.

2009-03-24 20:08:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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granted but then a moderator gives out infractions to everybody for no reason, and gets them banned. I wish the site had less strict moderator on the spam can

2009-03-24 20:10:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted but the can is closed. I wish I Coheed and Cambria came to Pittsburgh.

2009-03-24 20:16:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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granted, they head for pittsburgh but end up in pittstown by accident, a small hillbilly town where the phrase '' thars thee devils, git em '' soon becomes frequent along with several pitchfork related band member killings :S i wish i had a real wish

2009-03-25 16:37:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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Granted, but when the genie shows up to grant it you botched it by saying "I wish all my friends on LBPCentral could see this, they wouldn't believe it!" I wish Cornish Yarg was released today.

2009-03-26 01:07:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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granted but it's filled with a bug so large you can't even play LBP and MM takes 2 weeks to fix it. I wish I had the lust to make levels again

2009-03-26 01:34:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Granted, but then your ps3 breaks down. I wish that I could play guitar.

2009-03-26 02:45:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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you can play guitar, but it blew up on you. i wish i was a great level designer...

2009-03-26 19:32:00 Author: kodymcq Posts: 281

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Granted, you are - you make the most epic level ever. But everyone is playing Resident Evil 5 and no one gets to see your masterpiece. I wish I understood why my brain works the way it does sometimes.

2009-03-27 00:46:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Granted, but once you see the truth you are confronted with an unsolvable paradox resulting in your brain eating itself. I wish I could do 12 back flips.

2009-03-27 02:56:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Granted, but you break your neck. I wish that I had a dreamcast.

2009-03-27 04:06:00 Author: Arkei Posts: 1432

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Granted, but it doesn't work I wish I was the bestest creator on LBP!

2009-03-27 10:07:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Granted, but you'd become so famous that you're no longer allowed to be touched by human hands. I wish the issue with image importing, copyright, and the PS Eye just didn't exist.

2009-03-27 17:14:00 Author: Unknown User

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granted but then every level on lbp ends up containing chuck norris in it i wish i wasnt in college right now grr

2009-03-31 12:17:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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Granted, you're in prison now... I wish i had perfect vision that never deteriorated.

2009-04-01 05:40:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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Granted, you're in prison now... I wish i had perfect vision that never deteriorated. granted u gain vision so good that it actually gets better everyday until one point u are able to see into the future, where u see how and when u die... causing u to become paranoid and crazy, and owning 20 cats lol i wish lbp didnt trick me into thinking the new update today was cornish yarg grr

2009-04-01 17:20:00 Author: talmasca Posts: 196

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i wish lbp didnt trick me into thinking the new update today was cornish yarg grr Granted, because LBP never gets updates again and stays exactly how it is, with no new features I wish Sackboy was real, and my best friend.

2009-04-04 01:34:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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Sackboy is real and he is your best friend, which is pretty sad as he can't be controlled by anyone when he also is real, there is no ps3 controllers which controll him as they would have to be somewhere where the real world is a game, this means that he only stands in the same place all the time and occasionally sits down or jawns. I wish i will live a looong and happy life (beat that one ), btw i don't believe in an afterlife so you can't use that.

2009-04-07 23:09:00 Author: Marklin80 Posts: 458

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Granted, you live a long and happy life. HOWEVER! Everyone you've ever cared about leads awful lives. I wish that my real Sackboy controlled HIMSELF! Aha!

2009-04-08 00:43:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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He does.. you just stupidly press buttons whilst watching your Non-Playable demo. I wish i could make love with Alyx off of Half Life 2 (Yeh i know.. Creepy)

2009-04-09 06:57:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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Granted... But you realize making out with a T.V. is a bit embarrassing and you die of embarrassment. I wish my PS3's blu-ray laser worked just fine (read my sig)

2009-04-15 04:24:00 Author: tjb0607 Posts: 1054

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Aww tjb your poor sausage... i hope you get it fixed I wish i could be a girl for a day (dno y)

2009-04-15 11:40:00 Author: CreateNPlay Posts: 1266

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granted, but some guy has a crush with you and asks you out on a date. I wish every day was a weekend and there's no school or work or anything.

2009-04-16 00:19:00 Author: tjb0607 Posts: 1054

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Granted but because nobody has work, the doctors, police, etc. no longer help, so a huge disease spreads, half the world sets on fire, and crime has risen 12620.18%. Plus, everyone knows its your fault, so they hunt you down and... Anyway... I wish I could have a wish without that wish being corrupted

2009-04-16 01:03:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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OK, THAT wish came true, without being corrupted! But that's the only un-corrupted wish you get. I wish my ps3's blu-ray laser worked just fine.

2009-04-16 15:42:00 Author: tjb0607 Posts: 1054

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The laser works, but too well. It blasts out the side of your PS3, richochets of several mirrors you may have lying around and lobotomises you, superman style. And it ruins your copy of LBP. I wish I didn't use as many obscure Justice League references as I do... Or my cat did more funny stuff. Use which ever one you want.

2009-04-17 00:15:00 Author: Sackmundo Posts: 60

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Your cat does so much fun stuff, it becomes famous and leaves you... so you're sad I wish Pringles were everlasting

2009-04-17 03:33:00 Author: alexbull_uk Posts: 1287

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okay, but then everyone gets super-fat from all the calories. I wish this thread never died...

2009-08-05 04:39:00 Author: tjb0607 Posts: 1054

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The thread is revived, but dies a post later. I wish no one would post after me. (You can't grant this wish without posting, so unless someone breaks the rules it's over. )

2009-08-05 12:16:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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Wish granted; this is a message. But you realize that this message is, in fact, a post in disguise, thus making this thread live on. Tough luck. I wish people didn't have to use ridiculous references to lock threads.

2009-08-06 04:24:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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