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Corrupt Wishes

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This is a fun forum game; here's how it works.

I make a wish. The next person then 'corrupts' it so that something bad happens; then, in the same post, they make a wish. And so on, and so forth.

For example:


Guy 1: I wish for money
Guy 2: Granted, you get your money but are robbed and are now poorer than before.

I wish for a a rocket...

And that's how it works. Keep it clean and have fun! I'll start.

I wish my copy of LittleBigPlanet arrived early.
2008-08-03 02:05:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


Oh, I enjoy this game

Anyway, Granted, but they forget to package the disk.
I wish Nintendo made their next Mario game in the same sense as LBP (customization).
2008-08-03 02:09:00

Author:
Alaska_Gamer
Posts: 209


granted but its for the dreamcast

I wish I had a lawyer to make my wish un-corruptable
2008-08-03 02:14:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted but its for the dreamcast

I wish I had a lawyer to make my wish un-corruptable

You do, but your lawyer lied about his abilities, so you fired him.

I wish for a chicken...with pre-fried wings.
2008-08-03 02:44:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


You do, but your lawyer lied about his abilities, so you fired him.

I wish for a chicken...with pre-fried wings.

You got one... but it was a mutated chicken with no wings!

I wish my brother would buy the only good **** game for his wii - Brawl
2008-08-03 02:49:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


You got one... but it was a mutated chicken with no wings!

I wish my brother would buy the only good **** game for his wii - Brawl

Granted, but he doesn't let you play it.

I wish I could get a headset for my PS3 so I'll be all set for online.
2008-08-03 02:54:00

Author:
Alaska_Gamer
Posts: 209


Granted, but he doesn't let you play it.

I wish I could get a headset for my PS3 so I'll be all set for online.

Granted, but due to unforseen circumstances the bluetooth in your PS3 busts.

I wish my Metal Gear RAY figure would arrive on monday.
http://www.pixelbinder.com/images/favorites/figure/mgs2/ray/ray1.jpg
2008-08-03 03:02:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


Granted, but due to unforseen circumstances the bluetooth in your PS3 busts.

I wish my Metal Gear RAY figure would arrive on monday.
*img*

It does but it's coated in AIDS. The infectious kind.

I wish for people on Xbox LIVE that aren't 9 years old and racist.
2008-08-03 03:21:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


granted but now there's creepy 90 year old guys2008-08-03 03:30:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246


granted but now there's creepy 90 year old guys

wish???????
2008-08-03 03:49:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


wish???????

granted. nothing????
2008-08-03 05:03:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Well, that didn't take long. LBPC - Where forum games come to die.2008-08-03 12:06:00

Author:
bbroman
Posts: 1374


crappp my bad

I wish Microsoft wouldn't buy every game...
2008-08-03 14:32:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246


They Stop buying games but they work with EA instead

I wish my pc could run TF2
2008-08-03 17:54:00

Author:
redstar1993
Posts: 190


They Stop buying games but they work with EA instead

I wish my pc could run TF2

It does, but your monitor doesn't support the output.

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.
2008-08-03 18:19:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


Wish Granted but the corrupt wish fails on you

I wish to be the king
2008-08-03 18:23:00

Author:
LittleBigSack
Posts: 72


You become the king... of luxembourg

I wish to die of starvation due to having no money
2008-08-03 18:33:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


You become the king... of luxembourg

I wish to die of starvation due to having no money

You almost do...and then you die of thirst.

I wish for another PlayStation 3 Controller, preferably DualShock 3.
2008-08-03 18:55:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


granted but its actually a transformer disguised as a PS3 controller, it will run away at night to shine the bat signal

I wish Fable 2 was for the PS3
2008-08-03 19:45:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


Granted, Fable 2 is now for the PS3. But it's release date is 2012 and they turned it into a shooter.

I wish I could turn invisible
2008-08-03 19:48:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Your wish is granted but fable 2 hates ps3

I wish i became the lord of the planet: earth


*Cough* I wouldn't mind fable 2 on ps3
(I wanted another go)
2008-08-03 19:48:00

Author:
LittleBigSack
Posts: 72


Granted, Fable 2 is now for the PS3. But it's release date is 2012 and they turned it into a shooter.

I wish I could turn invisible

You are able to turn invisible, but at the same time you pass through almost everything. You can't play video games ever again.

I wish for a million wishes.
2008-08-03 20:00:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


You are able to turn invisible, but at the same time you pass through almost everything. You can't play video games ever again.

I wish for a million wishes.

Granted but you die before anything happens.

I wish a 360 that doesn't rrod.
2008-08-04 02:22:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted but you die before anything happens.

I wish a 360 that doesn't rrod.

Granted. The 360 explodes spontaneously without any indication or warning.

I wish for a more creative wish.
2008-08-04 02:35:00

Author:
Alaska_Gamer
Posts: 209


Granted. The 360 explodes spontaneously without any indication or warning.

I wish for a more creative wish.

One comes to you in a dream. Immediately afterward you have a nightmare, which gives you a heart attack and kills you.

I wish for the ability to fly.
2008-08-04 06:59:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


One comes to you in a dream. Immediately afterward you have a nightmare, which gives you a heart attack and kills you.

I wish for the ability to fly.

You can fly, but you can't stop, and you keep going forwards.
2008-08-04 07:40:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


You can fly, but you can't stop, and you keep going forwards.

Alright, I'll make a wish for you to keep this going:

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.
2008-08-04 08:10:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


Alright, I'll make a wish for you to keep this going:

I wish, I wish, I had a fish.

Oh, I forgot to write a wish. Ok, you got a fish but it is dead.

I wish for unlimited money.
2008-08-04 09:21:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


Granted, you now have unlimited money, but the governments of all nations find out and the world comes up with a new currency. Also, you are imprisoned for life for some reason.

I wish for the fastest broadband in the world
2008-08-04 09:31:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, you now have unlimited money, but the governments of all nations find out and the world comes up with a new currency. Also, you are imprisoned for life for some reason.

I wish for the fastest broadband in the world

Granted, but it is capped after 500 mb downloads.

I wish for a real life sack boy pet.
2008-08-04 09:43:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


Granted, but it is capped after 500 mb downloads.

I wish for a real life sack boy pet.

Granted, but you must never feed him after midnight, or get water on him... or TERRIBLE things will happen

I wish I never made this stupid wish!
2008-08-04 09:46:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but you must never feed him after midnight, or get water on him... or TERRIBLE things will happen


Granted, but you have to make another wish.
2008-08-04 10:36:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


In that case.. I wish i was stuck in a time paradox2008-08-04 10:59:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


In that case.. I wish i was stuck in a time paradox

Ok, you can be in your time paradox, but it will destroy the universe.
2008-08-04 11:28:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


haha
i wish that would come out
2008-08-04 14:14:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246


haha
i wish that would come out

Granted, but confusion over what that is about gets out and everyone dies.

I wish i could actually revise for my resits
2008-08-04 14:39:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


Granted, But you end up getting a good job and earning alot of money, but having no friends being bored and dying alone :O (Attack on society)

I wish Cauterize would get back together
2008-08-04 15:00:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, But you end up getting a good job and earning alot of money, but having no friends being bored and dying alone :O (Attack on society)

I wish Cauterize would get back together

Granted but they suck now

I wish I had more space on my ps3
2008-08-04 18:20:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted but they suck now

I wish I had more space on my ps3

Granted, but the ability to write data on your PS3 is bust and you can no longer put anything else onto it.

I wish my hamster would stop smelling of ****.
2008-08-04 18:29:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


Granted, but the ability to write data on your PS3 is bust and you can no longer put anything else onto it.

I wish my hamster would stop smelling of ****.

Granted, now it smells of poo.

I wish I was a Disco Hero known 'til Moscow!
2008-08-04 18:31:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but the ability to write data on your PS3 is bust and you can no longer put anything else onto it.

I wish my hamster would stop smelling of ****.Granted but he transfers the smell to you.

I wish Okami would get here so I can play it.
2008-08-04 18:31:00

Author:
Alaska_Gamer
Posts: 209


Granted but he transfers the smell to you.

I wish Okami would get here so I can play it.

Granted but theres no disc
2008-08-04 18:36:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted but theres no disc

Hey, remember to add a wish. I'll keep it going.....

I wish I lived in a house on the beach....
2008-08-04 18:54:00

Author:
lbp
Posts: 423


Hey, remember to add a wish. I'll keep it going.....

I wish I lived in a house on the beach....

Granted, but then a tsunami hits, killing trillons

I wish I wasn't hungry
2008-08-04 18:57:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Hey, remember to add a wish. I'll keep it going.....

I wish I lived in a house on the beach....

Granted, you lived in a house on the beach. Unfortunatly, it got taken in by the sea a long time ago..

I wish I had a graphics tablet
2008-08-04 18:57:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but then a tsunami hits, killing trillons

I wish I wasn't hungry

Granted. You're now thirsty.

I wish LBP will live up to the hype.

(I wonder who's going to predict that it won't.)
2008-08-04 19:05:00

Author:
bbroman
Posts: 1374


Granted. You're now thirsty.

I wish LBP will live up to the hype.

(I wonder who's going to predict that it won't.)

Wish granted, but you never get a copy and never get to play it.
2008-08-05 04:53:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


Wish granted, but you never get a copy and never get to play it.

I'll help you out...again.

I wish for my PSN download to download faster.
2008-08-05 04:54:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


I'll help you out...again.

I wish for my PSN download to download faster.

Ugh, I always forget that. I won't forget from now on (hopefully)
2008-08-05 05:33:00

Author:
Sambo110
Posts: 162


I'll help you out...again.

I wish for my PSN download to download faster.

granted but install time will take forever

I wish I had a fish
2008-08-06 10:39:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted but install time will take forever

I wish I had a fish

You get a fish, but it's gigantic and it bites your legs off.

I wish I had something good to eat.
2008-08-06 16:53:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


granted, but someone eats before you do.

I wish I could control time.
2008-08-06 17:32:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but someone eats before you do.

I wish I could control time.

granted but u don't know how

I wish warhawk was easier
2008-08-06 20:37:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


granted but u don't know how

I wish warhawk was easier


Granted...Its now a 5 minute game controlled by 1 button..:eek:

I wish that when this wish is corrupted that it doesnt involve death...
2008-08-07 03:51:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


Granted...Its now a 5 minute game controlled by 1 button..:eek:

I wish that when this wish is corrupted that it doesnt involve death...

*ZAP*

You are now in a coma.

I wish LocoRoco Cocoreccho! wasn't so addictive.
2008-08-07 04:12:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


*ZAP*

You are now in a coma.

I wish LocoRoco Cocoreccho! wasn't so addictive.

Granted: The Butterfly has been replaced with a shoelace...

I wish I was a Moderator for this site...
2008-08-07 05:07:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


Granted: The Butterfly has been replaced with a shoelace...

I wish I was a Moderator for this site...

granted but now u hav no time to play lbp when it comes out

i wish i could slam dunk a basketball...
2008-08-07 05:29:00

Author:
muttjones
Posts: 843


I wish I was a Moderator for this site...

Why do you want to be a moderator?


granted but now u hav no time to play lbp when it comes out

i wish i could slam dunk a basketball...

You can, but you never figured out how to get down from the hoop.

I wish my soup was less bland.
2008-08-07 05:33:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


Why do you want to be a moderator?



You can, but you never figured out how to get down from the hoop.

I wish my soup was less bland.


Granted: It's now too spicey

I wish I was a Jedi...
2008-08-07 06:18:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


Granted: It's now too spicey

I wish I was a Jedi...

granted but your on the dark side
2008-08-07 06:45:00

Author:
muttjones
Posts: 843


And your wish is...?

I'll carry on. I wish I had a totoaly unique sackboy that couldnt be recreated by anybody else and looked awesome
2008-08-07 09:48:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


granted, but your PS3 breaks and Sony won't cover it

I wish I had wings
2008-08-07 10:13:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted but there strap on's and come broken

I wish i was good at warhawk
2008-08-07 16:58:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246


granted but there strap on's and come broken

I wish i was good at warhawk

Granted, but noone plays it anymore so it becomes pointless.

I wish revision wasn't boring.
2008-08-07 17:19:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


Granted, but you still don't do it (come on.. it's revision)

I wish I had 4 working wireless controllers with infinte charge and all the buttons
2008-08-07 18:17:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted but then you loose all your friends and have no one to use them

I wish i didn't have to work and could play LBP all day
2008-08-07 22:20:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


granted but random people will keep ringing your doorbell and asking you to convert

I wish for world peace
2008-08-07 22:27:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


Granted, you are now deaf lol but can't hear the lovely music from the go team in littlebigplanet

I wish i could stay on my pc but the missus wants to use it to go on facebook so i guess i'll have to use my ps3 to get on here lol
2008-08-07 22:33:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Granted, you are now deaf lol but can't hear the lovely music from the go team in littlebigplanet

I wish i could stay on my pc but the missus wants to use it to go on facebook so i guess i'll have to use my ps3 to get on here lol

Granted but now you can never leave it.

I wish was rich
2008-08-08 00:22:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted but now you can never leave it.

I wish was rich

Granted: But you now have 134 poor cousins you never knew you had...and they know where you live...

I wish I had a time machine!
2008-08-08 02:46:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


granted but it can only go forward at a rate of 60 seconds per minute

I wish I was a beta tester for Home
2008-08-08 03:43:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted but it can only go forward at a rate of 60 seconds per minute

I wish I was a beta tester for Home

granted, but your cursed to leak all the info to your friends here on the forums.

I wish I get good results in 6 days
2008-08-08 09:21:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


granted, but your cursed to leak all the info to your friends here on the forums.

I wish I get good results in 6 days

Granted but you lost your hearing and vision when you tried to get your results, I wish for a Chocolate Chip cookie that grants wishes
2008-08-08 10:38:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but you lost your hearing and vision when you tried to get your results, I wish for a Chocolate Chip cookie that grants wishes

Granted, but you eat it.
I wish for somebody else to make a wish for me.
2008-08-08 10:40:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but you eat it.
I wish for somebody else to make a wish for me.

You wish for Immortality but then the appocalypse comes and your left all alone with nothing to do, I wish for a 50 Inch LCD HD TV that can never break, catch on fire, be destroyed, burn out, and works with my ps3
2008-08-08 11:05:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted but its radioactive and you die.

I wish I know of a word that rhymes with orange
2008-08-08 11:26:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted but its radioactive and you die.

I wish I know of a word that rhymes with orange

granted but its a made up word, i wish for a soda that never goes flat
2008-08-08 11:37:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted but you spill it down the drain

I wish to get picked for the home beta
2008-08-08 14:29:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246


granted but your ps3 bricks

I wish qore was free.
2008-08-08 17:52:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


do you mean spore?2008-08-09 03:20:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


do you mean spore?

no, qore is an american thing.
2008-08-09 03:25:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


anyway granted but qore gets shut down

I wish for october
2008-08-09 03:30:00

Author:
Frank-the-Bunny
Posts: 1246


Whoops
Granted, October surprisingly arrives for you before you know it, but something life changing happens to you in september and you weren't there to see it.
I wish PS3 could play music in-game. :/
2008-08-09 03:46:00

Author:
SACK_HAY
Posts: 23


granted but it can only play .mp666

I wish it would rain money
2008-08-09 03:49:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted but it can only play .mp666

I wish it would rain money


Granted: Youve just been hit by 500 billion quarters

I wish I could breathe water...
2008-08-09 03:55:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


Granted: Youve just been hit by 500 billion quarters

I wish I could breathe water...

Granted but you can only breathe under water now

I wish I had a Warthog from Halo
2008-08-09 06:45:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted, but it's 4 inches tall..

I wish sackboy would stop teasing me
2008-08-09 09:40:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


granted, but LBP got cancelled

I wish I can play the guitar
2008-08-09 09:58:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


granted, but LBP got cancelled

I wish I can play the guitar

Granted, but you have no guitar to play.

I wish daytime TV was actually good.
2008-08-09 14:35:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


Granted, but you have no guitar to play.

I wish daytime TV was actually good.

granted but you sleep through it.

I wish my comp was better.
2008-08-09 17:17:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


granted but you sleep through it.

I wish my comp was better.

Granted, you now have an awesome computer but you download a virus that ruins it again.

I wish to have a cookie.
2008-08-09 17:59:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but it crumbled as soon as you picked it up.

I wish I had a little real life sackboy
2008-08-09 18:06:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Granted, but it crumbled as soon as you picked it up.

I wish I had a little real life sackboy

Granted but it eats you alive.

I wish I had more movies.
2008-08-09 18:54:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


granted but their all in some foreign language with no subtitles

I wish I had a box (don't ask why)
2008-08-09 20:51:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


You couldnt open it.

I wish I wasnt so hungry
2008-08-10 00:44:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


granted but their all in some foreign language with no subtitles

I wish I had a box (don't ask why)

granted but now your so full it hurts

I wish i had a living lawn gnome on my yard
2008-08-10 08:56:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted but now your so full it hurts

I wish i had a living lawn gnome on my yard

Granted, but it comes into your house and nicks your PS3 and now you can't play LBP

I wish i had a time machine
2008-08-10 10:22:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Granted, but it comes into your house and nicks your PS3 and now you can't play LBP

I wish i had a time machine

Granted but it runs on batteries and you go back to medieval times and the time machine runs out of batteries.

I wish I had a potato chip that grants wishes
2008-08-10 10:26:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted, but it gets eaten.

I wish I had a drum kit.
2008-08-10 10:27:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


granted but u dont have the stick things to hit the drums. i wish i had that enourmous t.v. from the olympics2008-08-10 12:31:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Granted, but the plug doesn't fit your supply
I wish i had an Olympic Gold Medal
2008-08-10 12:36:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Granted, but the plug doesn't fit your supply
I wish i had an Olympic Gold Medal

granted but when you got home you realized you got ripped off and it was a chocolate coin in gold foil.

I wish i could give everyone at LBP Central a LBP game early, ha try to corrupt that wish
2008-08-10 12:41:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted but when you got home you realized you got ripped off and it was a chocolate coin in gold foil.

I wish i could give everyone at LBP Central a LBP game early, ha try to corrupt that wish

Granted, but it costs you your life savings and you can't afford the game for yourself.

I wish Saturday would hurry up
2008-08-10 12:50:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but it costs you your life savings and you can't afford the game for yourself.

I wish Saturday would hurry up

Granted, It just flashed by and its sunday again.

I wish LBP lives up to the hype.
2008-08-10 18:42:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted, It just flashed by and its sunday again.

I wish LBP lives up to the hype.

Granted, but you don't live up to LBP :eek:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller (etc)
2008-08-10 20:11:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted, but you don't live up to LBP :eek:

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller (etc)

Granted but you hit your head on a door frame and go into a coma and miss the first 6 months of LBP

I wish i didn't have to go to work tomorrow
2008-08-10 20:17:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


granted but u dont go in cause ur sick. i wish i get all the uncharted trophies2008-08-10 20:31:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Granted, but the game crashes before you can save them all.

I wish I could use photoshop
2008-08-10 22:58:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


granted but your bad at using it. i wish for a limted edition lbp to be announced2008-08-10 23:11:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Granted, but only one copy is made and it's given to me!

I wish I could get "Jim Noir - My Patch" outta my head
2008-08-10 23:25:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


granted but another really anoying song gets stuck in u'r head. i wish for a second canis canem edit a.k.a bully game2008-08-10 23:31:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


granted, but u become a bully. i wish for a pony. lol2008-08-11 00:14:00

Author:
Jon_Jon
Posts: 25


your wish was already corrupted

OK???
I'll carry on
I wish i liked the ps3 lol
2008-08-11 00:17:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


granted but you end up loving it. i wish i had home beta2008-08-11 00:24:00

Author:
Jon_Jon
Posts: 25


granted but u get permanently banned. i wish for a ferrarii2008-08-11 00:28:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


granted but you end up loving it. i wish i had home beta

Granted but when home comes out your ps3 cant download it

I wish i had Army of lawn gnomes
2008-08-11 00:29:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but they revolt against you

I wish I had the money to buy LBP
2008-08-11 00:30:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Granted but they revolt against you

I wish I had the money to buy LBP

Granted but when it comes out and you get home with it after you buy it you find a big box by your front door and a midget pops out, kicks you in the shin then steals your game.

I wish I had a HD tv
2008-08-11 00:33:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted but it explodes i wish i had lbp.2008-08-11 00:35:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


granted but it explodes i wish i had lbp.

Granted but you have to go to the moon to play it, which you do and you enjoy yourself because there are potato chips orbiting around your head and 3 martians help you through the though levels. Only problem is theres no space-ship to bring you back to earth.

I wish you love me
2008-08-11 08:26:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


I wish you love me

Granted but now were all obsessed with you and you don't get to play lbp

i wish the stupid pidgeon outside would stop "cooing"
2008-08-11 16:37:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


granted it stops for 1 second and then starts cooing louder. i wish that i have mercs 2 world in flames.2008-08-11 16:50:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Unfortunately the games developers are now up in flames - looks like it isn't going to be released! I wish I could fly, right up to the sky!2008-08-11 18:07:00

Author:
Bearskopff
Posts: 14


You can, but you get sucked into a plane engine

I wish I had an uncorruptable wish?
2008-08-11 18:11:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


granted but u make a 2nd wish and it gets coroupted. i wish it wasn't raining2008-08-11 18:15:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


granted u can fly in a plane. i wish it wasn't raining.

Why do you always ignore my posts on here? Can't you blatently see I posted above you :S:S:S?!?!?

EDIT : Thankyou..
2008-08-11 18:17:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Why do you always ignore my posts on here? Can't you blatently see I posted above you :S:S:S?!?!?

EDIT : Thankyou..

sorry i was in the middle of posting both times u posted so didn't see ur post. i always will edit my post if that happens though.
2008-08-11 18:21:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


granted but u make a 2nd wish and it gets coroupted. i wish it wasn't raining

granted but now its drizzling

I wish I had more info about lbp!
2008-08-11 18:39:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted, but the more information you recieve the less you want to play the game.

I wish I had LittleBigPlanet right now and it worked,its indestructible, i'm indestructible, my ps3 and tv are indestructible, and the disk isnt blank I bet i forgot something real obvious
2008-08-11 21:23:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted but i come round your house and take your game from you (yes i'm a bully) and use your game instead and you wish you were a lot bigger lol
i wish i had a servant
2008-08-11 21:33:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Granted but you have no electricity.. Kudos for trying though xD

ED!T: Oh...

Granted but your servant charges $120/hour and you cant afford it. (Servants get paid, slaves do it for free)

I wish 1+1 = fish
2008-08-11 21:34:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Granted but you have no electricity.. Kudos for trying though xD

I wish 1+1 = fish

too late ha ha


Granted but you have no electricity.. Kudos for trying though xD

I wish 1+1 = fish

but here you go anyway
here is 1+1=fish
yql4go9e_SE
2008-08-11 21:35:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Whats your wish? I can't wait to corrupt it! Muhahahaha!2008-08-11 21:41:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Sorry went off subject a bit here lol
I wished i had a servant
2008-08-11 21:43:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


oh ok Granted but he only works on Christmas Day and he will always steal your presents!

I wish that i did'nt have to make any more wishes!
2008-08-11 21:45:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted i'll get LBP to delete you lol
i wish i won the lottery
2008-08-11 21:47:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767


Ok but they lost the money and instead gave you coupons for Toilets R Us

I wish i don't get deleted from LBPC!
2008-08-11 21:48:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


oh ok Granted but he only works on Christmas Day and he will always steal your presents!

I wish that i did'nt have to make any more wishes!

granted, but you explode for no reason at all

I wish that MM will use the suggestion i sent to them exactly as i wanted it
2008-08-11 21:48:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082


Ok but they lost the money and instead gave you coupons for Toilets R Us

I wish i don't get deleted from LBPC!

granted, but you spontainiously combust

my wish same as above
2008-08-11 21:49:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082


Granted but someone messed up the mail and you won't get credit for it!2008-08-11 21:50:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


What's your wish?

I'll do one to carry on

I wish my A-level could be put on hold when LBP comes out and I, my PS3 or my Tv will explode
2008-08-11 21:52:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


granted but someone steals ur lbp. i wish nothing bad ever happens to me or anyone i know.2008-08-11 21:53:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Granted, but nothing good ever happens either like getting LBP

I wish for nothing in particular
2008-08-11 22:00:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


But then you get everything!

I wish my M&M dispenser was'nt empty
2008-08-11 22:17:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


But then you get everything!

I wish my M&M dispenser was'nt empty

granted theres 1 m&m in it. i wish my life was perfect.
2008-08-11 22:29:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


Granted, your life is now perfect. But you die because someone dropped a piano from a window and killed you.

I wish i had little big planet and nothing can stop me from playing or saving it.
2008-08-11 22:33:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted, but now you can't get on PSN to share your ideas

I wish for some rechargable batteries
2008-08-11 22:36:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Granted! But they're too big for everything you use batteries for!

I wish i could teleport.

Look at my sig! I made it myself with paint!Hmm didnt come up
2008-08-11 22:51:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted, but you can only teleport 10 cm around you and only once in an hour

I wish I could freeze time
2008-08-11 22:52:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


ok but when you freeze time you age at a rate of 10 years per minute2008-08-11 22:54:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


There is no wish to corrupt!

I'll make one: I wish I was on holiday in Florida already
2008-08-11 23:08:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Granted but when you get there you become unable to move

I wish that more people would come back online to make more wishes to corrupt
2008-08-11 23:20:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted, but everyone loses track who corrupted what wish and the thread stops.

I wish I knew what level I was going to make in LBP
2008-08-11 23:23:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Granted, but everyone loses track who corrupted what wish and the thread stops.

I wish I knew what level I was going to make in LBP

Granted: you made a level based off of the worst movie ever made..."Anaconda"

I wish I was a cloud...
2008-08-11 23:25:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


granted but your stuck with the purple suit and your body looks like lego

I wish I can write poetry
2008-08-11 23:31:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


Granted but Your old english teacher comes up and fails you!

I wish i could find 500euro on the street
2008-08-11 23:32:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted, but it's counterfeit and you end up arrested.

I wish I could destroy all the wasps in the world
2008-08-11 23:34:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


granted then a bee stings u . i wish only good things happen to me.2008-08-11 23:36:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270


i wish only good things happen to me.

Granted but all your friend mysteriuously die and you get arrested


I wish I could destroy all the wasps in the world

Granted but now all the bees in the world hate you

I wish i could get the Big Boss emblem in MGS4
2008-08-11 23:38:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted but MGS4 stops working unless you delete your save game

I wish I had an unlimited credit card
2008-08-11 23:41:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I wish I had a fish
2008-08-12 02:54:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish I wish I had a fish

Granted, but the fish dies right after you get it.

I wish I was in Hawaii
2008-08-12 02:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted, but the fish dies right after you get it.

I wish I was in Hawaii

Granted: The Island just sank into the ocean

I wish I was Maltay
2008-08-12 03:05:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


granted, you now gain all of his responsibilities. Get to the sig shop pronto.


I wish for shenmue 3
2008-08-12 03:21:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


Granted, you get your beloved Shenmue 3...

Why are you still looking at me, are you expecting some sort of catch or something? O_o

Yourcopyofthegameisinfestedwithtinykillernanomachi nesthatareprogrammedtomultiplyassoonasyouplaythega methustakingovertheworldandkillingallthehumanrace!

You didn't see anything! <_< >_>

I wish my wishful wish is never wished upon by other wishes than itself... (Corrupt THAT one! )
2008-08-12 03:43:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


(for shemue 3, worthfit lol)

granted but your wish doesn't come true

I wish for world hunger to end (corrupt that. jerk....)
2008-08-12 04:08:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081


Granted, the government choose you as their solution...they feed you nonstop for 3 years straight, and *content is too graphic for public forum* then distribute the pieces around the world! World hunger is over! =D

I wish I could make games LBP one day!
2008-08-12 04:15:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


You can, but no one likes them.

I wish nothing corrupt happens to anyone & everything good happens to everyone.
2008-08-12 04:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted...(nothing corrupt) happens to anyone...and (everything good) happens to EVERYONE...therefore (nothing corrupt + everything good) happens to anyone and everyone...THEREFORE I just corrupted your wish via the use of non-existent formulas!

(I think...>_>)

I wish I had an unlimited supply of awesome NON CORRUPTIBLE Cadbury chocolate!
2008-08-12 04:35:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


Granted...(nothing corrupt) happens to anyone...and (everything good) happens to EVERYONE...therefore (nothing corrupt + everything good) happens to anyone and everyone...THEREFORE I just corrupted your wish via the use of non-existent formulas!

(I think...>_>)

I wish I had an unlimited supply of awesome NON CORRUPTIBLE Cadbury chocolate!

Granted...But you are allergic to chocolate...

I wish I was a Sackboy
2008-08-12 05:14:00

Author:
Noonian
Posts: 523


Granted...But you are allergic to chocolate...

I wish I was a Sackboy

granted
but your zipper is down and your (fluff?/ organs spill out)

I wish for you to have a healthy life thats full of joy. (you can only corrupt yourself)
2008-08-12 05:19:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779


granted
but your zipper is down and your (fluff?/ organs spill out)

I wish for you to have a healthy life thats full of joy. (you can only corrupt yourself)

Great thing about corrupted wishes is that (you can only corrupt yourself) always will backward,

Granted but you get corrupted instead of me

I wish i could have 1 dollar from everyone in the world
2008-08-12 05:22:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


NOT CHOCOLATE! D=

Hmm...Granted, you get to be a cute little Sackboy and play through awesome LBP levels and the such...but then what? You have no family, no real friends...you're all alone in a little big world!

I wish my flu would just go away already >_<

EDIT: Wow I'm delayed O_O Just ignore me then >_>
2008-08-12 05:24:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080


NOT CHOCOLATE! D=

Hmm...Granted, you get to be a cute little Sackboy and play through awesome LBP levels and the such...but then what? You have no family, no real friends...you're all alone in a little big world!

I wish my flu would just go away already >_<

granted, but you join bernie mac and die of pnemonia

i wish i was an oscar mayor weiner
2008-08-12 05:26:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779


granted, but you join bernie mac and die of pnemonia

i wish i was an oscar mayor weiner

Granted but you get eaten

I wish I had a cool box like this guy ---->
2008-08-12 05:28:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted, but the box used to belong to a tramp so it smell's of beer and ****.

I wish sackgirl had boobs.
2008-08-12 11:53:00

Author:
mattygibbard
Posts: 23


granted but there to big and she falls over all the time

i wish there was over 100 different capes to choose from for your sackboy
2008-08-12 11:57:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


Granted, but all the capes either look *** or make you look like a sackboy in bondage gear.

I wish that LittleBigPlanet will have youtube uploading.
2008-08-12 12:00:00

Author:
mattygibbard
Posts: 23


granted, but so many lbp videos get uploaded it blows up the system

i wish i had a ps eye
2008-08-12 12:04:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


Granted, but it's a super special edition and it costs ?250,000,000 and so you have to live on bread crumbs and insects. You then die in an amazing self combusting sequence

I wish I had Little Big Planet right now and I could create everything as easily as eating biscuits =D
2008-08-12 12:15:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but you have no electricity2008-08-12 13:48:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted but you have no electricity

whats your wish? :eek:
2008-08-12 13:58:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Oh crap i keep forgetting.

I wish that global warming would stop
2008-08-12 13:59:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Oh crap i keep forgetting.

I wish that global warming would stop

hmm...
Granted but we find a new planet and everyone leaves earth

I wish i had a chocolate chip cookie that grants wishes
2008-08-12 14:01:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but to make a wish you must eat 100 hot peppers!

I wish that my chest infection was gone
2008-08-12 14:10:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


granted, but it's not really a chest infection it's a bunch of sackboys and sackgirls having "whistle whistle"

i wish i had soul caliburIV
2008-08-12 14:40:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


granted, but it's not really a chest infection it's a bunch of sackboys and sackgirls having "whistle whistle"

i wish i had soul caliburIV

granted but the eye in your ps3 that reads discs dies on you

I wish my wish for money was corrupted
2008-08-12 14:42:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted, your wish gets corrupted and doesn't work >_< :kz:

I wish I had milkshake.
2008-08-12 14:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted, your wish gets corrupted and doesn't work >_< :kz:

I wish I had milkshake.

Granted but you spill it before you can drink it

I wish I was a cloud floating around the earth
2008-08-12 14:51:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but you spill it before you can drink it

I wish I was a cloud floating around the earth

Granted, but you get killed by planes puncturing you.

I wish I had some non sour milk.
2008-08-12 15:02:00

Author:
DrunkMiffy
Posts: 2758


Granted but you find out you're allergic to things that aren't sour and you die a slow and painful death...

I wish I had a pet sackboy.
2008-08-12 15:34:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but you find out you're allergic to things that aren't sour and you die a slow and painful death...

I wish I had a pet sackboy.

Granted, but suddenly it starts editing your house, until it's a japanese garden level

I wish for a sackboy plushie
2008-08-12 17:01:00

Author:
littlebiglollipop
Posts: 8


Granted, but suddenly it starts editing your house, until it's a japanese garden level

I wish for a sackboy plushie

granted, but it smells of farts and the smell wont go away, plus you explode

i wish for this wish to be corrupted
2008-08-12 18:10:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082


granted, but it smells of farts and the smell wont go away, plus you explode

i wish for this wish to be corrupted

Granted, Congratulations you just wasted your one and only wish

I wish I was a Lawn Gnome
2008-08-12 18:26:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but someone drops you and you break into a million pieces.

I wish I had a legion of Mr.Smith style sackboys at my command.
2008-08-12 19:49:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but someone takes them away.

I wish school never came
2008-08-12 19:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but instead you got sold into slavery

i wish the pigeon outside would stop cooing (again, it really loud)
2008-08-12 20:51:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted but the pigeon starts to claw at your face

I wish I get good AS results on Thursday
2008-08-12 21:20:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


Granted but the pigeon starts to claw at your face

I wish I get good AS results on Thursday

Granted, but your reslults get lost so you have to take it over again

I wish I was a janitor
2008-08-12 23:00:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but the pigeon starts to claw at your face

I wish I get good AS results on Thursday

You must be my age and from the UK! Good luck buddy!

Janitor? Hmm...

Okay granted, but you don't clean anything and get demoted to something worse then janitor.. Toilet scrubber maybe.

I wish my passport would come tomorow.
2008-08-12 23:52:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


You must be my age and from the UK! Good luck buddy!

Janitor? Hmm...

Okay granted, but you don't clean anything and get demoted to something worse then janitor.. Toilet scrubber maybe.

I wish my passport would come tomorow.

Thank you for wishing me luck

And wish granted, but the postman delivering spontaneously combusts with the passport in his hands

I wish I could have a HDTV in my room
2008-08-13 00:01:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


You have an HDTV in your room, but It's only 17".

I wish I could think of a wish.
2008-08-13 00:21:00

Author:
Teh_Bucko
Posts: 246


You have an HDTV in your room, but It's only 17".

I wish I could think of a wish.

wish granted, but no one replies after your wish

I wish you could wish two wishes in one post
2008-08-13 00:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


wish granted, but no one replies after your wish

I wish you could wish two wishes in one post

Granted, but all future posts are ignored.

I wish I could have parents that don't beat me once or twice a fortnight.
2008-08-13 03:04:00

Author:
RevNelson
Posts: 27


Granted, but all future posts are ignored.

I wish I could have parents that don't beat me once or twice a fortnight.

Hold up, hold up. Are you serious or joking? If you are serious, then this is a hell of a way to bring it up...
2008-08-13 03:08:00

Author:
ConfusedCartman
Posts: 3729


Granted, but all future posts are ignored.

I wish I could have parents that don't beat me once or twice a fortnight.


granted, but your parents hire tougher people to beat you up three times a night.

I wish I was a toilet cleaner instead of a janitor
2008-08-13 05:43:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but your parents hire tougher people to beat you up three times a night.

I wish I was a toilet cleaner instead of a janitor

Granted but your toilet blows up

I wish I could create stuff in real life like in lbp where i just pull up a menu and build stuff
2008-08-14 15:52:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but your toilet blows up

I wish I could create stuff in real life like in lbp where i just pull up a menu and build stuff

granted, but someone builds a giant cannon and they blow up earth

I wish there was a LittleBigPlanet beta and I was in it
2008-08-14 17:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but your PS3 combusts so you can't play it

I wish i had photoshop!
2008-08-14 17:57:00

Author:
liquidsnake96
Posts: 109


Granted but your PS3 combusts so you can't play it

I wish i had photoshop!

granted but your computer combusts and you can't use it

I wish I had uncharted
2008-08-14 18:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted but your computer combusts and you can't use it

I wish I had uncharted

Granted you get a UNCHARTED island in the middle of nowhere

I wish i had a Sprite right now
2008-08-14 18:22:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted, but someone takes it

I wish I had Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
2008-08-14 18:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but someone takes it

I wish I had Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

Granted but theres a scratch on it and at first you were worried but you played threw the game anyways and was surprised it works, but when you got to the last level it give you a message saying "could not read disk" then your ps3 broke.

I wish i had a cardboard box on wheels
2008-08-14 18:52:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted, but some guy walks buy smoking and throws his cigarette in some lighter fluid, which blows up and then catches your cardboard box with wheels on fire and it burns till nothing is left of it.

I wish I had a billion dollars that was only mine and could not burn or be stolen or be lost.grr
2008-08-14 19:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but some guy walks buy smoking and throws his cigarette in some lighter fluid, which blows up and then catches your cardboard box with wheels on fire and it burns till nothing is left of it.

I wish I had a billion dollars that was only mine and could not burned or be stolen or be lost.grr

Granted, and it isnt burn, nor stolen or lost but given to Darkelite105

I wish i had a ATV
2008-08-14 19:08:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted, but it blows up

I wish I four ps3s
2008-08-14 21:32:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted but they are all locked in a indestructible container with a 1.000.000.000 number code wich can't be unlocked because you DON'T know it.

I wish i had such an indestructible container!
2008-08-14 22:10:00

Author:
Yarbone
Posts: 3036


granted, but it isint waterproof

i wish for world peace
2008-08-14 22:19:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


Granted, but it arrives with your copy of LBP inside!

I wish I'd got better gardes at AS today
2008-08-14 22:19:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124


granted, but it isint waterproof

i wish for world peace

Granted, everybody on earth is using drugs and everybody is blaming u !

I wish, That i can get a PS3 with toilet paper
2008-08-14 22:22:00

Author:
Emble
Posts: 52


granted, but becuase the ps3 gets so blazingly hot, this sets the toilet paper on fire as you start wiping...

i wish that the backwards compatibility for ps3 dident suck so much
2008-08-14 22:30:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


granted but now LBP won't work

I wish that the person who grants my wish lives a full life with all the wealth they ever need and a copy of LBP falls from a plane a week before anyone else gets it.
2008-08-15 00:57:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


granted, but the LittleBigPlanet copy hits me on the head and I stay in a coma for the rest of my life.

I wish I could get the home beta for the ps3
2008-08-15 01:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but you get kicked out cause it was a mistake

I wish I had money
2008-08-15 01:39:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


Granted, but a breeze sends all your money flying into your fire place.

I wish I could get into the resistance beta
2008-08-15 01:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted, but a breeze sends all your money flying into your fire place.

I wish I could get into the resistance beta

granted but you accidently divide by zero,bricking your ps3

i wish i had a drink
2008-08-15 01:46:00

Author:
Jack
Posts: 999


granted, but you miss your mouth and it falls down an endless pit

I wish I could get money by playing video games :hero:
2008-08-15 01:50:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted, but you spend so much time on the Playstation you die of... laziness >_<

I wish I was in the Big Brother house.
2008-08-15 09:23:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but you get eliminated within minutes!

i wish i could fly
2008-08-15 09:32:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


Granted, but you get devoured by a cloud and the cloudmen take you apart slowly, limb my limb =D

I wish I had a PS4.
2008-08-15 09:44:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted but the system is so new, that no games are available, and that backwords compatibility for ps3 is only as good as the ps3's 40gb backwards compatibility is to ps2... non existant!

i wish i would sleep more often
2008-08-15 09:50:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


Granted but you die in your sleep and no-one knows your dead because you sleep so much.

I wish I had a solar gun.
2008-08-15 10:05:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted but snake comes along in full big boss camo and your so scared you drop it and run away

I wish I had ?1000 in my hand
2008-08-15 10:17:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


Hehe awesome reply

Granted, but your hand gets chopped off and the money flys away.

I wish I had a pet piranha.
2008-08-15 10:20:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hehe awesome reply

Granted, but your hand gets chopped off and the money flys away.

I wish I had a pet piranha.

Granted but he eats your hand when LBP comes out

I wish i had a pet jello monster
2008-08-15 15:22:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


Granted but it takes over the world

I wish I had a spoon to eat my way out of his jello filled world.
2008-08-15 15:24:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Granted but it takes over the world

I wish I had a spoon to eat my way out of his jello filled world.

granted and you achieve your goal and win LBP beta for saving the world, then you wake up and it all was a dream

I wish i had a living pumpkin that had a skeleton body
2008-08-15 15:26:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374


granted but it end up chasing you on a horse with flaming pumpkin heads

I wish I had a spider-man sack boy
2008-08-15 15:49:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813


Granted, but like in 2 he starts to lose his powers.

I wish you didn't have to work for money
2008-08-15 17:59:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


Granted, but like in 2 he starts to lose his powers.

I wish you didn't have to work for money

Granted, but you get arrested for robbing the bank. (30 years)

I wish I could play my music full blast with no complaints.
2008-08-15 18:01:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073


granted, but you go deaf and can never hear music again

i wish there were more hours in a day
2008-08-16 08:06:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


granted,
but the day never ended so no 1 got any sleep and all died

i wish the rabbit in my signature got his carrot
2008-08-16 08:13:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


granted, but considering there is only one carrot in the picture, once the rabit divoured the carrot, he had no hopes, dreams or aspirations... and died ( of hunger )

i wish time went faster when you wanted it to go faster, and slower when you wanted it to go slower
2008-08-16 16:21:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


Granted, however instead the effect is reversed so when you want it to go slow it goes fast and when you want it to go fast it goes slow.

I wish I had a steady inflow of cash.
2008-08-16 16:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


Granted, however instead the effect is reversed so when you want it to go slow it goes fast and when you want it to go fast it goes slow.

I wish I had a steady inflow of cash.

Granted - but the currency is changed and your cash becomes worthless.

I wish the next few weeks would go quickly.
2008-08-16 16:48:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767


granted, but in a strange turn of events, those weeks were strangly the weeks where you would have learned all and any usefull information and becuase of that you grew up not knowing what you must know, and died a death by accidental suicide becuase you dident know rock climbing must be done with a rope


i wish i had a better job
2008-08-17 07:42:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262


Granted, but it's voluntary.

I wish I had a private jet that couldn't crash.
2008-08-17 09:12:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted, but it cant take off

i wish i had LBP
2008-08-17 09:14:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779


Granted, but there's a disc error and it gets stuck in your PS3 so you can never play another game on it again.

I wish I had every console known to mankind.
2008-08-17 09:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


granted...
one of them is powered by a nuclear reactor that melts down and contaminates you

i wish that you will live a healthy and full life
2008-08-17 09:26:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779



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