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Haha, you killed me

Granted, but it's not completely full because you (I?) don't get to do everything that I wanted to do.

I wish that you could change usernames on these forums.		2008-08-17 09:29:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but in order to change them you have to get spend 999,999,999,999 points in the store.

i wish i was a elite member		2008-08-17 09:34:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

Granted, but no-one cares even after all your efforts so you commit suicide.

I wish I had more points to spend in the store.		2008-08-17 09:40:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted
then you get banned for hacking the site...

i wish i was an oscar mayor weiner		2008-08-17 09:42:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

Granted, but you get killed for the trophy.

I wish I was awesome beyond comprehension.		2008-08-17 10:07:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, you are now me....< and since that reply was so obvious, I take it back...You are now Sackboy! ^^

I wish my PSN isn't so stuffed >_>		2008-08-17 12:29:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080

Granted, you are now me....< and since that reply was so obvious, I take it back...You are now Sackboy! ^^

I wish my PSN isn't so stuffed >_>

granted but your ps3 blows up

I wish i didnt have to put numbers in my psn to get a name		2008-08-17 15:34:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

Granted, but now all the games are taken off of PSN.

I wish my running shoes were cheaper.		2008-08-17 15:37:00

Author:
bbroman
Posts: 1374

Granted, but now all the games are taken off of PSN.

I wish my running shoes were cheaper.

granted but they fall apart

I wish you can give sackboys a pumpkin hat		2008-08-17 18:21:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

granted but everyone who makes him wear it is seen as a pedophile and arrested.

I wish I hadn't fallen for it when my mates got me to go to wowomg.com 		2008-08-17 23:54:00

Author:
redstar1993
Posts: 190

granted but everyone who makes him wear it is seen as a pedophile and arrested.

I wish I hadn't fallen for it when my mates got me to go to wowomg.com

Granted but you internet breaks

I wish i had a really good wish to put		2008-08-17 23:55:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

Granted but you internet breaks

I wish i had a really good wish to put
You get one, but then I corrupt it >

I wish LBP would come out sooner.		2008-08-17 23:57:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

it does but its buggy and crap

i wish for some quavers		2008-08-17 23:59:00

Author:
redstar1993
Posts: 190

You get one, but then I corrupt it >

I wish LBP would come out sooner.

Granted but a midget ninja steals them all



granted but your really good wish turns out to be that you wish for a really good wish which creates a paradox and destroys space and time.

I wish for some quavers.

Granted but one of your close friends steals them

I wish i had a pool made of jello		2008-08-18 00:01:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

I wish i had a pool made of jello
You get one, and then drown in it. D:

I wish I didn't have school tommorow.		2008-08-18 00:03:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted but you catch the flu and end upstaying in bed all weekend too.

I wish I could think of something funny when I corrupt a wish		2008-08-19 00:58:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124

Granted, but then this thread gets closed.

I wish I would win a lifetime supply of Skittles (my favorite candy)!		2008-08-19 01:00:00

Author:
StrikerBack
Posts: 103

Granted, but you may only look at them.

I wish for eternal life.		2008-08-19 03:16:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124

Granted, but you may only look at them.

I wish for eternal life.
You get it, and then get captured by a tribe of indians, and they lock you up and torture you for eternity.

I wish I had some ice cream.		2008-08-19 03:44:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

You get it, and then get captured by a tribe of indians, and they lock you up and torture you for eternity.

I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted but it melts

I wish i had a drink and Arbys		2008-08-19 03:48:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

Granted but it melts

I wish i had a drink and Arbys

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish I had a machine which lets you travel through time. :hero:		2008-08-19 06:25:00

Author:
StrikerBack
Posts: 103

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish I had a machine which lets you travel through time. :hero:
Granted, but you die before you can use it.

I wish this wish would go wrong.		2008-08-19 06:42:00

Author:
ScytheOfGrim
Posts: 438

Granted, but you die before you can use it.

I wish this wish would go wrong.

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish for hmm .. PIE. 		2008-08-19 09:12:00

Author:
Ragdolls
Posts: 10

granted, but it's the pie from the first american pie movie ( if you know what i mean... )

i wish ps3 games dident cost 12 million dollars! ( exaduration )		2008-08-19 09:19:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262

Granted, they cost 13 million dollars (exaggeration).

I wish I had inspiration...		2008-08-19 10:22:00

Author:
ScytheOfGrim
Posts: 438

Granted, they cost 13 million dollars (exaggeration).

I wish I had inspiration...

Granted but now you have no motivation

I wish i had quick sand		2008-08-19 20:05:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

Granted, but its under your house...in your house...now you dont have a house.

I wish that Sackboy was real.		2008-08-19 20:59:00

Author:
trialaccess
Posts: 101

Granted, but you stamp on him, and he dies.

I wish I had a cookie!		2008-08-20 00:11:00

Author:
marmiteman
Posts: 124

granted, but it's a cookie from 1926 and it's so bad you actually die...

i wish minimum wage was higher then 7.25$		2008-08-20 04:15:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262

Granted. minimun wage is $10.00, and then you get fired.2008-08-20 07:25:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

(sorry)

I wish for a genie with three wishes.		2008-08-20 07:26:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

granted, but you can't wish for anything you want, only things you already have


i wish carrots were blue		2008-08-20 07:28:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262

granted, but you can't wish for anything you want, only things you already have


i wish carrots were blue

Granted but there radioactive

I wish pigs could fly		2008-08-20 18:51:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

Granted but hell freezes over and you are now living in a cube of ice

I wish for a trip to Mount olympus to see Zeus		2008-08-20 19:38:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted. But he kicks you down the mountain.

I wish for all pre-order goodies.		2008-08-20 19:43:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted, but they are the preorder goodies from Barbie: A history game.

I wish Orphans had homes		2008-08-21 18:25:00

Author:
trialaccess
Posts: 101

Granted, they got an anonymous check and permission from the mayor to knock down your block and build a mansion.

I wish it would rain 100 dollar bills.		2008-08-21 20:36:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted you become extremely rich which alienates all your friends and family, you end up dying sad and alone uttering "Rosebud" with your final breath.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.		2008-08-21 23:27:00

Author:
LittleBigChav
Posts: 175

Granted you just had it

I wish i was at GC 08		2008-08-21 23:34:00

Author:
dorien
Posts: 2767

GRRRRANTED!!! but you explode the moment you get there!!!

i wish for something to happen		2008-08-22 01:52:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082

Granted but it's the announcment that LBP got cancelled.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.		2008-08-22 02:39:00

Author:
bbroman
Posts: 1374

Granted but it's the announcment that LBP got cancelled.

I wish my bed was more comfortable.

GRRRANTED!!!! but it explodes the moment you see it.

I wish for a sackboy plushie i get to turn into a mindless zombie that eats my whole family and DOESNT BECOME MY ULTIMATE PET!!! (hehehehe reverse psychology)		2008-08-22 02:43:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082

GRRRANTED!!!! but it explodes the moment you see it.

I wish for a sackboy plushie i get to turn into a mindless zombie that eats my whole family and DOESNT BECOME MY ULTIMATE PET!!! (hehehehe reverse psychology)

granted but it eats you too

I wish for a Imax screen to play lbp on		2008-08-22 02:47:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

granted but it eats you too

I wish for a Imax screen to play lbp on

dang it!! the trick didnt work!!

GRRRANTED!!! but your every copy of lbp you touch explodes in your hands!!

I wish I had an eyetoy		2008-08-22 02:53:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082

granted but every picture you take with it has a creepy leprechaun in the background staring at you with murderous intent.

I wish I owned a house that i could live in peacefully		2008-08-22 10:17:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted but LittleBigGiant turns up and your house explodes.

I wish my Gears Of War keyring hadn't broken today 		2008-08-22 18:12:00

Author:
LittleBigChav
Posts: 175

Granted but it was never broken it just didnt like you

I wish I had pizza 		2008-08-22 18:29:00

Author:
Sakboy
Posts: 103

Granted, but the toppings were lint and crumbs the delivery boy found under the driver seat.

I wish I has my own T.V. show.		2008-08-22 19:24:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted, but it's a torture tutorial show, and you're the guinea pig.

I wish I weren't a lazy git. >_>		2008-08-22 19:29:00

Author:
ScytheOfGrim
Posts: 438

Granted. You go out for a jog and have a heart attack.2008-08-22 19:34:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

I wish QuellMicquel had made a wish.2008-08-22 21:24:00

Author:
LittleBigChav
Posts: 175

I wish QuellMicquel had made a wish.
He did but it was too boring to post here.

I wish I can find a pot of gold		2008-08-22 22:09:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but................
Its an in-game pot

I wish that it was October the 28th and LBP will be released the next day, without any stupid things around it. SO no sold-out or exploding copies 		2008-08-22 22:22:00

Author:
Oliebol
Posts: 49

All that happens, but your life is then ruined because you are sucked in by LBP's sheer awesomeness.

I wish I had a cookie.		2008-08-22 22:26:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

All that happens, but your life is then ruined because you are sucked in by LBP's sheer awesomeness.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted, but is a poisoned cookie!!!:eek: lol

I wish someone create a Legend of Zelda style level		2008-08-22 22:36:00

Author:
happysack
Posts: 44

Granted, but is a poisoned cookie!!!:eek: lol

I wish someone create a Legend of Zelda style level
Granted but they couldn't add the cool music so you find out the game sucked.

I wish Light Sabers were in LBP		2008-08-22 22:46:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

They are, but your sackboys hand gets cut off by one.

I wish I didn't have any desires.		2008-08-22 22:48:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted you now have no desire to play LBP.

I wish I wasn't going bald		2008-08-22 22:50:00

Author:
LittleBigChav
Posts: 175

Granted you now have no desire to play LBP.

I wish I wasn't going bald

Granted, but now your hair keeps growing and you look like a wookie

I wish to be the strongest man in the world!!! grr lol		2008-08-22 23:12:00

Author:
happysack
Posts: 44

Granted, but now your hair keeps growing and you look like a wookie

I wish to be the strongest man in the world!!! grr lol
Your wish is granted, but but you die an early death due to steroids.

I wish Nintendo hadn't screwed us hardcore gamers over.		2008-08-23 03:09:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Your wish is granted, but but you die an early death due to steroids.

I wish Nintendo hadn't screwed us hardcore gamers over.

Granted but Nintendo goes bankrupt and is bought out by the guys who made the E.T. game for Atari all those years ago

I wish I had a giant shark that eats me and doesnt become my pet		2008-08-23 03:57:00

Author:
Darkelite105
Posts: 374

Granted but Nintendo goes bankrupt and is bought out by the guys who made the E.T. game for Atari all those years ago

I wish I had a giant shark that eats me and doesnt become my pet

GRRRANTED!!! but it does become your pet and doesnt eat you!!! hahahahaa!!!! WHAT NOW!!

I wish I had an avatar to match my new signature		2008-08-23 04:32:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082

GRRRANTED!!! but it does become your pet and doesnt eat you!!! hahahahaa!!!! WHAT NOW!!

I wish I had an avatar to match my new signature

You get one, and it sucks... D:

I wish LBP was region free.		2008-08-23 04:39:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

granted but you move to Mars and LBP is split between mars and earth, and it is you and ET alone on Mars.

I wish there was no ET game ever created.		2008-08-23 09:18:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

granted but you move to Mars and LBP is split between mars and earth, and it is you and ET alone on Mars.

I wish there was no ET game ever created.

Granted, but they made a T.E game :eek:
Its the worst game ever, and your house is full of copies of it

I wish I could play LBP for 24 hours now.		2008-08-23 09:51:00

Author:
Oliebol
Posts: 49

granted but you are also cursed with not gettin enjoyment or fun out of LBP or anything again.

I wish I had a ferret.		2008-08-23 11:04:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted, but its a dead one and nobody knows what a ferret is

I wish I could open my suitcase in which i've put my money 		2008-08-23 11:22:00

Author:
Oliebol
Posts: 49

do you not know what a ferret is or was that part of the corrupting part.

granted but it magically converted into currency you can't use in your country

I wish PS3 80gb was 100% backwards compatible for ps2 games
(it sucks that i can't play ratchet and clank at full speed on it)		2008-08-23 11:34:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

do you not know what a ferret is or was that part of the corrupting part.

granted but it magically converted into currency you can't use in your country

I wish PS3 80gb was 100% backwards compatible for ps2 games
(it sucks that i can't play ratchet and clank at full speed on it)


I know what it is, in Holland its called a fret.

Granted, but all ps2 games will explode so you cant play them

I wish LBP is really awesome		2008-08-23 11:41:00

Author:
Oliebol
Posts: 49

Granted it will be awesome but as you are driving home with the game the cops pull you over and charge you with murder somehow the few pieces of evidence makes you the prime suspect and you get thrown in jail for 25 to life.


I wish i had a slurpee.		2008-08-24 05:05:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted, but you don't get to drink it.

I wish we had a better "" smiley.		2008-08-24 06:41:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted, but you don't get to drink it.

I wish we had a better "" smiley.
Granted, but it then turns into an evil "" whose smile turns you into stone ... then it runs off and turns the world into an evil and dark place!

I wish I was a god!		2008-08-24 09:50:00

Author:
DarkGod13
Posts: 302

Granted, You Become the God of your own mind

I wish my dog wasn't so fat.		2008-08-24 22:58:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, You Become the God of your own mind

I wish my dog wasn't so fat.
It become skinny because it died of starvation! (yeah, I'm horrible)

I wish my Xbox 360 wasn't screwed up.		2008-08-25 01:25:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted, now its gone!:eek:

I wish it started raining LittleBigPlanet Discs		2008-08-25 04:01:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, now its gone!:eek:

I wish it started raining LittleBigPlanet Discs
Granted but then they turn into water when you put them into your ps3... therefore making it explode...


I wish I was on vacation in Spain (again)		2008-08-25 04:05:00

Author:
DarkGod13
Posts: 302

Granted but then they turn into water when you put them into your ps3... therefore making it explode...


I wish I was on vacation in Spain (again)
You go to Spain, but then LBP comes out early and you can't get it until you get home.

I wish... I had a wish.		2008-08-25 04:09:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted, but then you forget it

I wish i had my own sackboy		2008-08-25 04:12:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but then you forget it

I wish i had my own sackboy

Granted, but I steal him from you.

I wish I had an awesome afro. 		2008-08-25 04:21:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

granted, but it grows too big and crushes you

I wish i was an admin		2008-08-25 04:23:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

granted, but it grows too big and crushes you

I wish i was an admin
Granted but then your computer crashes and so does every computer that is available to you!

I wish we lived in a world where everybody was a "sackperson" and things were made out of sponge and felt... etc just like LBP!		2008-08-25 04:27:00

Author:
DarkGod13
Posts: 302

Granted, but then god dresses you up as a Japanese Schoolgirl.

I wish I had more cake.		2008-08-25 04:28:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted but then your computer crashes and so does every computer that is available to you!

I wish we lived in a world where everybody was a "sackperson" and things were made out of sponge and felt... etc just like LBP!

Granted, but too many people are slapping each other and start a slapping war, but then a sackboy pulls out the PIMP HAND! and pimp slap everyone to death including you!

i wish i wasn't so demented!!		2008-08-25 04:31:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Sorry, two unanswered wishes.



i wish i wasn't so demented!!

Granted, you're now extremely rational and decide to live in a cave for the rest of your life.



I wish I had more cake.

Granted, your world is made of cake.


I wish a real human would run for President [US]!		2008-08-25 07:05:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

granted but exactly two minutes into the job he is assassinated and his non human evil alien in disguise vice president takes over to overthrow the world and somehow was elected a second term weird.

I wish I could be sleeping right now I got the first day of fall term in college in 4 hours.		2008-08-25 13:38:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Wish granted, but you oversleep and miss your first day. And then you die.

I wish I had a peanut.		2008-08-25 16:05:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Wish granted, but you oversleep and miss your first day. And then you die.

I wish I had a peanut.
Granted but the peanut turns out to be a magical pill that awakes you into a real world with no LBP.

I wish had some jam with my peanut butter.		2008-08-25 16:44:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

I wish had some jam with my peanut butter.

Granted, but the jam costs twenty dollars.		2008-08-25 17:12:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Your wish?2008-08-25 20:24:00

Author:
Unknown User

Oh yeah! Sorry.

I wish I had twenty dollars so I could buy some jam.		2008-08-25 21:22:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Oh yeah! Sorry.

I wish I had twenty dollars so I could buy some jam.

Granted, but the only jam available is made from Bat Guano.

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe!		2008-08-25 21:42:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

Granted, but the only jam available is made from Bat Guano.

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe!

Granted, but the knowledge of it all makes your mind implode. Because imploding is more awesome then exploding.

I wish I could go back in time and kill myself, causing the Grandfather paradox and destroying the universe.		2008-08-26 01:58:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted but you just screwed yourself and the rest of us from playing LBP now all of our evil twins in the alternate dimension universe gets to play LBP instead.

Let's see a wish huh well lets go with a weird one.

I wish I could be the highlander after successfully killing all other immortals thus becoming the one.		2008-08-26 12:09:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted but you just screwed yourself and the rest of us from playing LBP now all of our evil twins in the alternate dimension universe gets to play LBP instead.

Let's see a wish huh well lets go with a weird one.

I wish I could be the highlander after successfully killing all other immortals thus becoming the one.
Granted but after you find out you are the one they let you know you are the one who is picked to go spend the rest of your life with your mom, feeding her grapes and being a slave.

I wish I knew how code makes those cool signatures		2008-08-26 15:49:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, years pass and you eventually find out how to do it but you don't have the skills! :O

I wish i had a magical pony		2008-08-26 17:29:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted. But the gov't finds out about it and steals it to perform tests and make a clone. It dies in the process.

I wish Final Fantasy VII was remade.		2008-08-26 18:50:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted. But the gov't finds out about it and steals it to perform tests and make a clone. It dies in the process.

I wish Final Fantasy VII was remade.

Granted but it is for the DS only

I wish xbox was a great system, LOL.		2008-08-26 18:51:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

(that was fast)


Granted.It was dubbed a great system by a higher power but sadly microsoft isn't making anymore games for it.

I wish LBP outsold Halo 3 and reign as the highest selling game of alltime and I was the last peerson to purchase it to break the record.(last person to buy it?Good or bad...)		2008-08-26 18:55:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted you're the person that breaks the record so you get LBP and a speicial prize. but days later microsoft gets really mad and sends assasins after you and thaey kill you!:O

I wish i was smart (SMRT)		2008-08-26 19:21:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted you're the person that breaks the record so you get LBP and a speicial prize. but days later microsoft gets really mad and sends assasins after you and thaey kill you!:O

I wish i was smart (SMRT)
Granted you are smart and everyone chooses to send you to space on a ship because we can't stand how smart you are.

I wish I had my own pet monkey		2008-08-26 19:35:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted. Michael Jackson sues you for everything you have for stealing Bubbles.

I wish I was Michael Jackson's lawyers in this case.		2008-08-26 20:18:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Granted. Michael Jackson sues you for everything you have for stealing Bubbles.

I wish I was Michael Jackson's lawyers in this case.
Granted but it takes 2 years to do and at the end Michael Jackson loses and has to file bankrupcy and leaves with nothing.

I wish the real Michael Jackson returned from space		2008-08-26 21:09:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but no one remembers him and thinks hes someone else


I wish i was Wal-Mart's One-Millionth Customer!		2008-08-26 23:06:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted. But a prize went to the next customer who was the Michael Jackson that returned from space.(had to add one more)

I wish lbp was released in september.		2008-08-28 03:29:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

granted for the rest of us but for reasons unknown aliens grabbed you as you were on your way to get the game and you had live a horrible time trapped in a spaceship till Oct 21st then you could get LBP but after the horrible events in the spaceship there is not much else you want to do then crawl up into the corner of a room hoping they won't come back for you.


I wish college was easier or at least they do a few less test or something.		2008-08-29 12:35:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted but you get kicked out of College for unknown reasons.

I wish that there was no such thing as Rave music.		2008-08-30 18:37:00

Author:
Teh_Bucko
Posts: 246

Granted but you get kicked out of College for unknown reasons.

I wish that there was no such thing as Rave music.

Granted but theres twice as much techno, garage, dance and house.

I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair		2008-08-30 19:10:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073

Granted, but people kill you for being an emo.

I wish I was 100% pure awesome.		2008-08-30 21:13:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but people kill you for being an emo.

I wish I was 100% pure awesome.

Granted you were 0% flesh and blood so know one knew you and you were some kind of invisible awesomeness

I wish i had a pet monkey who could do backflips and do my homework		2008-08-31 19:15:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted but then it eats your homework (homework is tasty, losts of vitamin a, b and c). Inside joke. And then it backflips out of your house and takes over the world. Ya.

I wish I had a pet kitten to play with my pet cat.		2008-08-31 20:58:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but the pet kitten is an alien secret agent looking for a suitable person for their queen to infest and take over.

I wish infinity was a real number.		2008-08-31 21:12:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted the thought of infinity and the magnitude the number implies melts your brains and you become radioactive and you become a specimin of nuclear experiments...

I wish i didnt have to brush my brother's teeth every morning		2008-08-31 23:37:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted, but now you have to give him a sponge bath every morning and night.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.		2008-08-31 23:57:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted but your wish was a crazy one you wished you had a dozen hungry and agitated piranha dropped into your pants and you were to leave them there till they stopped biting.

Well I wish for a sweet wacom cintiq tablet		2008-09-01 03:09:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

granted, but it has a fualty battery which makes it blow up ( 6 times for each cell in the battery... )

i wish i would have bought the lbp ps3 bundle instead of the mgs4 ps3 bundle		2008-09-01 07:40:00

Author:
big93
Posts: 262

granted, but they forgot to put lbp in the box but instead gave you barbie pet rescue

i wish, sunny from mgs4 was real ! 		2008-09-01 07:49:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, she is. Now you must live with eating her crappy eggs...

...Wow...that sounded so wrong just then >_<'

I wish I can think of a wish that has nothing to do with wishing >_>		2008-09-01 07:54:00

Author:
Stix489
Posts: 2080

i love those eggs lol

hmm granted, but to make that wish it has to be a wish so it is a wish so you lose

i wish, i had red hot chilli peppers as my personal band and i could call them when ever i wanted		2008-09-01 08:20:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted. But after seeing your garage they demanded a better one to practice in and on their way home from your house they were squashed by a giant donut.

I wish I had a magic wardrobe that allowed me to walk through it and end up in any animated film I wanted.		2008-09-01 08:45:00

Author:
Robinhood
Posts: 79

Granted. But after seeing your garage they demanded a better one to practice in and on their way home from your house they were squashed by a giant donut.

I wish I had a magic wardrobe that allowed me to walk through it and end up in any animated film I wanted.

granted, but when you walk through it you end it with buzz lighter and woody gets jelious and starts beating you up with his woodyness lol

i wish, i had some real aviators		2008-09-01 08:52:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted - but they're still attached to Tom Cruise...

I wish they hadn't they hadn't cancelled the 60GB PS3 with all the sweet added features for the UK...		2008-09-01 08:59:00

Author:
mrbobbyboy
Posts: 304

Granted - but they're still attached to Tom Cruise...

I wish they hadn't they hadn't cancelled the 60GB PS3 with all the sweet added features for the UK...

granted, but they give you the 1gb ps3 with all the features which take up all the space

i wish, i had a lolly pop		2008-09-01 09:34:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

granted, but they give you the 1gb ps3 with all the features which take up all the space

i wish, i had a lolly pop

Granted, but it's a CD single of this crappy song. 1h7-M2_sNOU

I wish the ps3 had a better, more unified online system.		2008-09-01 10:57:00

Author:
Dropbear
Posts: 272

granted but for some reason your ps3 broke the rules while you weren't on causing sony to lock your ps3 forever thus never enjoying any of the online interaction.

I wish there was a little tokyo in san diego as awesome as the one in LA		2008-09-01 11:03:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted, A japanese guy was making sushi and accidently threw a knife at a tourist and his papers were screwed and little tokyo became desolate and they didnt release final fantasy 13 in America U.U


I wish European PSN Store was as full up as the american and japanese ones		2008-09-01 11:03:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted, but it's a CD single of this crappy song. 1h7-M2_sNOU

I wish the ps3 had a better, more unified online system.

this isn't a wish sorry but lol you got me good there		2008-09-01 11:08:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Uh... where are we now? >_>2008-09-01 12:59:00

Author:
Unknown User

the comment b4 my 12008-09-01 13:05:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, A japanese guy was making sushi and accidently threw a knife at a tourist and his papers were screwed and little tokyo became desolate and they didnt release final fantasy 13 in America U.U


I wish European PSN Store was as full up as the american and japanese ones

granted, but its the US and Japanese stores that decrease in volume rather than EU increasing.

And dropbear... NICE
And UKs-Finest... Seriously, Social services...

I wish it rained chocolate		2008-09-01 13:26:00

Author:
Maltay
Posts: 2073

lol ok bully with ur social services

but granted, it started to rain chocolate but then they formed together and turned into giant blocks of chocolate crushing people then they had to eat their way out and got really fat and then jenny craig got really rich from maltays wish phew

i wish i was pink and didn't have to go to social services because of maltay		2008-09-01 13:35:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154

Granted, but then you put Maltay in social services then he bans you; not only from the forums, but from life!

I wish I could eat...		2008-09-01 13:37:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you accidentally eat a poisned donut that kills you and causes the world to implode.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible.		2008-09-01 14:01:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything.

I wish LBP was out ALREADY!		2008-09-01 14:07:00

Author:
Unknown User

wat could go wrong if that happened accept granted, gamespot and ign gave it a 5.0 and it was nothing you had expected and it looked exactly like the prototype

i wish i didnt have to go to college and do physics first thing tomorrow ( but it could help me with lbp though)		2008-09-01 17:24:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted, but the reason why you don't have to is because someone shoots you in the chest, killing you so you never can play LBP or anything else.

I wish I had a wish that was granted, that actually existed, AND cannot be coorupted in anyway, not resulting in death, personal harm, or ANYTHING that can be remotely bad.		2008-09-01 17:48:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted you wished for a goldfish that just does nothing just a tiny goldfish that just lays around in the tank wishing for a death that will never come thanks to your wish.

I wish I had some pepperidge farm goldfish		2008-09-01 19:43:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

granted but u have to eat them underwater...

i wish for superpowers!		2008-09-01 19:49:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

Granted - the power of impotence and incontenance.

I wish my computer worked at the speed of thought...		2008-09-01 20:11:00

Author:
mrbobbyboy
Posts: 304

granted.... but it runs at the speed of your thoughts...

i wish to have the power to make people happy		2008-09-01 20:13:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

Granted. But the only way you can make them happy is by leaving them alone.
I wish I could afford an HD TV...		2008-09-01 20:21:00

Author:
mrbobbyboy
Posts: 304

you can but the come out with shdtv's... which you cant afford...

i wish lbp was out and i could play it without anything going wrong...		2008-09-01 20:37:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

granted, everyone on your street saw you playing it though your window and they all came into your house and played it and you had to repeatedly bring orange juices for them and you had to wait your turn to play it, you still played it but not alot muhahaha

I wish people wouldnt make wishes that were so difficult to bake a bad side to		2008-09-01 21:41:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Wish Granted. But then the thread dies.

I wish I had 1230 posts		2008-09-01 21:56:00

Author:
Conrade90
Posts: 21

Wish granted. But you suffer a heart attack right afterward.

I wish I had a weapon to destroy the sun, killing everyone, while I go into my own personal dimension where I rule my own kingdom as a god. And LBP will be there too, so don't use THAT excuse.		2008-09-01 21:57:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Wish Granted But You are a bad leader and your people revolt against you.

I Wish That LBP Will be A best seller		2008-09-01 21:59:00

Author:
Conrade90
Posts: 21

Granted but you dont get one because it sells out becuase you lost your shoe while running to the game shop O.o

(RockSauron you are really giveing your wishes good thought, they are hard to corupt lol ^.^)

I wish i had a copy of LBP in my Playstation running properly and i was playing it with a perfect Dualshock controller and the electricity was on perfectly and there was nothing wrong with the weather and nothing apsolutely nothing could go wrong ha!		2008-09-01 22:07:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Wish Granted, Nothing Goes Wrong. Nope, Nothing. Zelch. Nothing. Big 0. N.O
Nothing.		2008-09-01 22:09:00

Author:
Conrade90
Posts: 21

Wish Granted, Nothing Goes Wrong. Nope, Nothing. Zelch. Nothing. Big 0. N.O
Nothing.


Sweet!! I guess I won, haha Rock!! btw you gotta wish man, the game still goes on (despite the fact i won)		2008-09-01 22:17:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

im ganna skip conrade...

Granted, but it sucks

i wish that lbp wont be bad...		2008-09-01 22:18:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

LBP isn't bad, but you do not have enough money to get it.

I wish that LBP will be as awesome as I imagine it.		2008-09-01 23:29:00

Author:
THE-FAT
Posts: 143

LBP is awesome, but so awesome that it implodes your ps3 and destroys the universe.

I wish LBP was in my hands right now.		2008-09-01 23:35:00

Author:
Coolg35748
Posts: 21

It is as awesome as you imagine, but it's awesomeness destroys the universe and kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

I wish I had a dollar in my hand. Nothing strange about that dollar, just a regular dollar, while I was standing in a field where nothing could possibly go wrong.

EDIT: Whoa, both about destroying the universe- but mines more awesome because mine kills a kitten.		2008-09-01 23:37:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

You have the dollar bill, but the field is hollowed out from oil drilling, it begins to sink, and consume you and your one dollar bill.2008-09-01 23:40:00

Author:
Coolg35748
Posts: 21

LBP isn't bad, but you do not have enough money to get it.

I wish that LBP will be as awesome as I imagine it.

sorry to get off topic but i so won that!!!		2008-09-01 23:54:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

You have the dollar bill, but the field is hollowed out from oil drilling, it begins to sink, and consume you and your one dollar bill.

well you didnt post a wish so...
i wish i had an indestructible ps3 with nothing wrong with it		2008-09-02 05:28:00

Author:
bkcp
Posts: 11

Granted but for the ps3 to be indestructible it need to be completely enclosed in a shell making the ps3 useless.

I wish KINGDOM HEARTS 3 was coming out soon
(I just read a site taking about it being in the works.)		2008-09-02 05:31:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted, but it comes out exclusivly for the system you don't have.

I wish that I had a new mouse.		2008-09-02 05:36:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but your hand melts to it

i wish i could draw a spider-main comic		2008-09-02 05:39:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but your pencil breaks in the middle of it.

I wish I could work for MM!		2008-09-02 05:41:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you are fired on the first day.

I wish I didn't have to go to school in 3 days. 		2008-09-02 05:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but you have to go back on the forth

I wish i could be the best creator on LBP		2008-09-02 09:07:00

Author:
rocketi05
Posts: 80

Granted but L.B.P stands for Light Brown Packing so you are the best creator at making light brown boxes congrats.

I wish there wasn't india ink all over my fingers right now.		2008-09-02 09:21:00

Author:
Cartoonguy
Posts: 234

Granted, but the ink gets sad so it mutates into Venom (o noes!) and destroys the universe.

I wish I had everything I want as soon as I want it and nothing could go wrong in this wish AT ALL. Or Venom will eat you.		2008-09-02 10:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

I wish I had everything I want as soon as I want it and nothing could go wrong in this wish AT ALL. Or Venom will eat you.

Granted. You suddenly get whatever you want whenever you want it. Unfortunately you watch a lot of t.v. and, by no fault of the wish, you're crushed by all the stuff you couldn't help but want.


I wish I had more sexy single neighbors find me attractive and loved to give me money.		2008-09-02 11:04:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

Granted, but you die of diseases from abusing... you know >_> And then all your money goes to me

I wish I could beat I wanna be the guy on Impossible.		2008-09-02 11:29:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted you beat it but you accidentally shut off your system when it says " Do Not Press Power. Saving..." and you corrupt your file and you have to do everything over again.

I wish i was back in middle school.		2008-09-03 15:30:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but then you realize how stupid everyone was back in middle school and how much you hated that one teacher and then the giant monkeys come and kill you.

I wish I had a clone army so I could storm the White House, overthrow the president, all just to say: "It's clonely at the top".		2008-09-03 15:42:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

OH MY GOSH NOT THE MONKEYS AHHHHHH!!!!

Granted, but they find out that you weren't trying to take over America so they throw you in jail for the rest of your life.		2008-09-03 16:03:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

You wish? 2008-09-03 17:20:00

Author:
Unknown User

He wishes that the monkeys won't kill him. There, I answered for him.2008-09-03 18:26:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

No you spoiled the game!

[/thread]

*edit* Ugh... How do you do the spoilers within spoilers?

*edit x2* Never mind...		2008-09-03 18:55:00

Author:
Unknown User

Wish granted the thread is spoiled and you lose all your points.

I wish that I had a real sackboy as a friend.		2008-09-03 20:35:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted hes your friend but it turns out he's a real jerk so you stop being friends and he becomes mine BWAHAHAHA

I wish i was a Rock Star!
(PS Thanks for saving me RockSauron!)		2008-09-03 22:59:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

You become a rockstar, and then go insane because of all the attention.

I wish I had a pet monkey.		2008-09-03 23:41:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

You become a rockstar, and then go insane because of all the attention.

I wish I had a pet monkey.
Granted but it eats all your food and you die of hunger.

I wish I could bring Code back to life, he is missed.		2008-09-04 17:30:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted but he kills you for corrupting his wish.

I wish lbp was only sold to great minds including mine.		2008-09-06 04:22:00

Author:
QuellMicquel
Posts: 68

Yes, but then no one gets lbp besides you because the human race is a race of fools, you have no one to play with, and then I steal it from you.

I wish I could think of a really clever custom title.		2008-09-06 04:50:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Granted, but everyone is so amazed at your cleverness and originality that they gradually start to envy it. This slowly grows to anger and hatred, and on the day LBP comes out you and a fellow LBPCentral goer are lining up to pickup a copy when the latter suddenly realises who you are and yells "Hey! It's that guy who's clever and I hate!!". They then proceed to smash your newly procured copy of LBP on your face and you have to be rushed to hospital, where you remain in a coma for 18 years (for some unknown reason). When you awake LBP is long finished and no-one really plays it anymore.

I wish that in 18 years everyone is still playing LBP. (For Code's sake)		2008-09-06 08:30:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

Granted, but then Code dies.

I wish I had an elite trophy =(		2008-09-06 18:21:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but then no one would pay attention to that clever custom title.

I wish I could participate in LittleBigChallenge 003. (I can't because I'm Canadian)		2008-09-06 19:14:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

Granted, but your entry is... mediocre to say the least; then everyone ridicules you for EVAR! =O

I wish I could fly.		2008-09-06 19:16:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but your entry is... mediocre to say the least; then everyone ridicules you for EVAR! =O

I wish I could fly.

Lolll

Granted, but you should have wished you were invincible too, an old senile hunter saw you and shot you down thinking you were the biggest **** duck he'd ever seen!

I wish I were invincible.		2008-09-06 19:21:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

granted, but you trip on a rock and fall into an never ending hole

I wish I could go through walls		2008-09-06 23:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted unfortunately you can only go through walls naked and you always seem to end up in very public places.

I wish I hadn't run out of beer.		2008-09-06 23:25:00

Author:
LittleBigChav
Posts: 175

Granted, but the supply of beer makes you a drunken wreck, then get behind the wheel, and crash the car into a tree tht falls down and kills millions. Yep, millions died by being hit by a tree.

I wish I was teleported to somewhere in deep space and died from lack of oxygen, and that LittleBigPlanet had nothing to do with corrupting this wish.		2008-09-07 00:13:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted all that happens and than a race of Barney's pick you up and are able to awake you and than start sing the barney theme forever.

i wish barney was dead		2008-09-07 00:58:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but everyone knows it was you, so then mobs of angry school children sit outside your house singing old Barney songs for ALL ENTERNITY...

I wish there was a cure for cancer		2008-09-07 01:08:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

Granted, but that cure for cancer comes from extracting people's blood, mixing them with lobster brains, and placing them into a peanut. The peanut is then showered with a thousand dead people's ashes, which creates a wormhole in the space time continuum to turn the sun into a cure for cancer, thus destroying the sun and killling us all. Then Chuck Norris comes and laughs.

I wish Chuck Norris and I could duel in an epic battle aboard a bridge a thousand miles in the air to the death, and we were both on equal footing.		2008-09-07 01:13:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but that cure for cancer comes from extracting people's blood, mixing them with lobster brains, and placing them into a peanut. The peanut is then showered with a thousand dead people's ashes, which creates a wormhole in the space time continuum to turn the sun into a cure for cancer, thus destroying the sun and killling us all. Then Chuck Norris comes and laughs.
:eek:

Granted, but in the battle, you forgot about Chuck Norris' secret weapon, the fist he hides under his beard (if you watch family guy, you'll get the reference!) He punches you in the chest and you fall to your doom!

I wish I had a castle and I had guests like Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. (Giving you lots to go on here! )		2008-09-07 02:15:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

granted but mongolians attack your castle walls because your in your arrogance you had a chinese guy working in a restaurant build the wall.


I wish I had unlimited power!!!!		2008-09-07 02:20:00

Author:
Reshin
Posts: 1081

Well, I saw that episode of Family Guy, but you DO know that that wasn't from Family Guy, it was from a random Chuck Norris fact that they made into a joke on that episode?

Anyway, granted, but the unlimited power makes you into a king and turns you into the most loved ruler the people have ever had.

I wish the next poster can not do anything to corrupt this wish. And, since you have to grant that wish, that means you can't make it worse because I wished nothing bad could happen, which means you must grant it so you can't do anything bad! HA!		2008-09-07 02:31:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Well, I saw that episode of Family Guy, but you DO know that that wasn't from Family Guy, it was from a random Chuck Norris fact that they made into a joke on that episode?

... That was South Park:

fC9DPSu0tYk

God **** Mongolians!

[/offtopic]		2008-09-07 02:35:00

Author:
Unknown User

Your wish gets fulfilled and this thread fails! :arg:

I wish I could actually make a real wish!



Haha, thanks Marino, that was worth a good laugh!		2008-09-07 02:38:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

Granted, you wish for me to kill you. Which I do.

I wish this was the end of the thread and that someone would lock it.
HA! NOW I ruined it! You HAVE to lock it to fufill mywish, thus bringing an end to this thread! I WIN!		2008-09-07 02:41:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

granted, but confusedartman unlocks it with his super mod abilities

I wish my cat could walk through walls		2008-09-07 03:07:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, but suddenly he gets stuck in one.

I wish that I could add a feature to a site by myself.		2008-09-07 03:25:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but you mess up the whole internet by doing so and you get sent to prison

I wish my dog could go through walls		2008-09-07 04:05:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, he runs through the wall and get hit by a car...

i wish your dog lives a healthy and happy life		2008-09-07 04:55:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

Granted but my cats keep dying because what makes the dog happy is too eat the cats.

I wish I had a pet T-rex		2008-09-07 06:16:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted but it eats you along with your family and all of your friends

I wish I had x-ray vision		2008-09-07 06:45:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but u use it too much and u get cancer from the radiation...

i wish i was a gold member... o wait... i am!

i wish you were a gold member		2008-09-07 06:47:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

granted, but it ended up that I hacked the site for it and the kick me out of lbpcentral

I wish everyone was a platinum member		2008-09-07 06:51:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but then nobody could brag...

i wish we all had the LBP beta		2008-09-07 07:00:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

We do but it ends up the beta sucks and we are all disappointed.

I wish I had a light saber		2008-09-07 07:14:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

u do but ita one of those plastic ones...2008-09-07 07:16:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

u do but ita one of those plastic ones...
hmm no wish?
Well granted you get nothing and the world ends around you.

I wish I was Joker and you were Batman.		2008-09-07 07:19:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Get in line!

Lol, granted, but you're playing around with it one day and you accidentally chop off your arms and legs! You wake up in the hospital not so far far away only to realise that Darth Vader's suit tecknology is in a galagy far far away, so you're stuck with no arms and no legs :arg:

I wish I could visit galaxies near and far!

(lol, took way to long to write that that was in response to the lightsaber thing!)		2008-09-07 07:22:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

Granted but you run into a black hole on the way and can't escape

I wish George Lucas would make Star Wars episode 7, 8 and 9		2008-09-07 07:24:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

hmm no wish?
Well granted you get nothing and the world ends around you.

I wish I was Joker and you were Batman.

Granted, but I'm not so kind and I kill you instead of putting you in jail!


Granted but you run into a black hole on the way and can't escape

I wish George Lucas would make Star Wars episode 7, 8 and 9

Granted, but you make them even more childish than episode 1 and nobody cares anymore!

I wish I decided which movies were good enough to be in theaters and which weren't!		2008-09-07 07:28:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

Granted but than you choose a bad movie in there and everyone hates you for it.

I wish there was a good Street Fighter movie coming out.		2008-09-07 07:31:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but it comes out in three years... in JAPAN!!

I wish i was invincible!!		2008-09-07 14:20:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but your life is miserable because you live for ever.

I wish I was a penguin.		2008-09-07 14:44:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, You live life happily as a penguin... THEN A SHARK JUMPS OUT OF THE WATER AND EATS YOU BWAHAHAHAH.

I wish I wasn't so evil.		2008-09-07 14:56:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

O_O Granted, but then you're so nice it annoys everyone so they kill you with a paper plane :

I wish I was a pirate.		2008-09-07 15:34:00

Author:
Unknown User

OH MY GOD HE RUINED CORRUPT WISHES!!!!!!

I wish he would dissapear		2008-09-07 16:54:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but he doesn't just disappear, he dies instead!

Woot xD

I wish I was a moderator.		2008-09-07 17:07:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but the power goes to your head and you close every thread so you get banned.O_O

I wish i had POPIT POWERS!!		2008-09-07 17:11:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted but you accidentally self-implode yourself.

I wish I was the ruler of the world.		2008-09-07 17:13:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but once again the power goes to your head and you start WORLD WAR III

I wish someone would post in my Sackboy in Space thread		2008-09-07 17:15:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but TheArmedReaper spams it up when he sees the opportunity =O

I wish you weren't a Sack anymore.		2008-09-07 17:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted, instead i become an Admin

EDIT:oops forgot the wish

I wish i could turn invisible		2008-09-07 17:24:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but you feel so bad about the things you did when you were invisible that you kill yourself.

I wish it wasn't only me and you that were alive on these forums 		2008-09-07 17:33:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, we die XD

I wish a mod would move my CoD4 Thread		2008-09-07 17:35:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

Granted, but they lock it afterwards.

I wish I could eat... 2... more... hours...		2008-09-07 17:37:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted you eat but then get in trouble and go to hell O_O (a bit extreme)

I wish i did't have to go for the rest of the day... bye!		2008-09-07 17:42:00

Author:
Sage
Posts: 2068

granted, but your computer crashes and you don't have enough money to buy a new one

I wish I had Killzone 2:kz:		2008-09-07 17:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted you eat but then get in trouble and go to hell O_O (a bit extreme)

I wish i did't have to go for the rest of the day... bye!
You're going? Bye

Granted but it turns out all the gameplay they showed was CGI and the actual game looks and plays like Mario.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.		2008-09-07 17:51:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted, but instead of going to school, you get sold as a slave who works 18 hours a day including doing homework for kids

I wish The weekend lasted forever		2008-09-07 17:52:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted.

I wish.		2008-09-07 17:59:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted.

I wish.

Granted. Now you wish you'd wished for something.

I wish I had 4 1080p plasma screen tvs with a PS3 hooked up to each so I can play games with only online multiplayer (i.e Burnout Paradise) with my friends in supreme comfort 		2008-09-07 20:30:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348

Granted, but you use so much power that you have a power cut and cant use them.

I wish that I could time travel to october.		2008-09-07 20:35:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

Granted, but it's one day after LBP comes out and all the copies of the game are sold out.

I wish I had every single console known to mankind.		2008-09-07 20:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

Granted but the only one your allowed to play is the Atari Jaguar.

I wish planning to get a place with my girlfriend didn't fill me with dread.		2008-09-07 20:56:00

Author:
LittleBigChav
Posts: 175

granted but you never get a place

I wish I had resistance 2		2008-09-07 21:55:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but you never get a place

I wish I had resistance 2

granted u put it in ur playstation and the chimera come out of the game and kill u. i wish only good things happened to me		2008-09-07 22:10:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

granted. You stay in a protective bubble for the rest of your life.

I wish I was God.		2008-09-07 22:14:00

Author:
moleynator
Posts: 2914

granted. You stay in a protective bubble for the rest of your life.

I wish I was God.

granted but zeus kills you. i wish i was more powerful then god and zeus put together		2008-09-07 22:29:00

Author:
Don Vhalt
Posts: 2270

Granted, and then your power corrupts you nd you destroy the universe for the hell of it.

I wish no one would ever post in this topic again. Since you have to grant it, you can't because you can't post again... but is it granted unless you say it's granted in the next post? Thus, my wish will never be granted because you can't grant it, because if you grant it you'll ruin my wish... GAH!

2008-09-07 23:01:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

I cannot grant you're wish because it will make us start a new thread...

i wish for the house marathon to end so that i can watch other things!!!		2008-09-08 00:08:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

I cannot grant you're wish because it will make us start a new thread...

i wish for the house marathon to end so that i can watch other things!!!

Granted, but the Bones marathon starts and goes on for several years non-stop.

I wish LBP didn't make me forget about socom.		2008-09-08 02:13:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

granted, but you forget about littlebigplanet and never get it

I wish i had far cry 2		2008-09-08 03:00:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but u have no idea how to play it and you lost the manual so you can never learn how to

i wish for world peace		2008-09-08 03:03:00

Author:
12454522412412
Posts: 779

granted, but aliens come and take over

I wish aliens would come and take over the earth:hero:		2008-09-08 03:07:00

Author:
Unknown User

granted but they only torture you and give everyone else candy

i wish i had a pink shirt		2008-09-08 07:10:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, but the reason the shirt is pink is becuase blood was washed over it and stained it for the rest of eternity, and then you're arrested for killing all those people who stained your shirt red.

I wish I was a super intellegent cyborg.		2008-09-08 09:44:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Granted, but then an alternate AI personality grows in the robot part; and you eventually establish a split personality. This alternate personality starts a criminal orginzation without your knowing and eventually overthrows the government. Then, with all the worlds technology at his hands the alternate personality finds a way to make you fully robot, and kills your human side.

I wish my wish corruptions weren't so dark.		2008-09-08 10:13:00

Author:
Capn P
Posts: 100

Granted. Your wish corruptions now make you look like an 8 year old girl.

I wish for my very own life sized, fully functioning Wall-E to clear up after me.		2008-09-08 13:14:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

Granted, but then an alternate AI personality grows in the robot part; and you eventually establish a split personality. This alternate personality starts a criminal orginzation without your knowing and eventually overthrows the government. Then, with all the worlds technology at his hands the alternate personality finds a way to make you fully robot, and kills your human side.

I wish my wish corruptions weren't so dark.

Granted. Every wish corruption of yours is now only a variation of "Bunnies and rainbows hippity hop and dance around you!"

I wish the world and everything in it, besides humans, were made of nerf!		2008-09-08 13:14:00

Author:
docpac
Posts: 601

Granted but than it rains and everything turns to mush.

I wish the world was full of zombies		2008-09-08 14:28:00

Author:
Darth_Spartan
Posts: 813

Granted, screwed now ain't ya!

I wish I hadn't slept through my alarm clock. (true story)		2008-09-08 15:03:00

Author:
KAPBAM
Posts: 1348


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