Archive: 1011 posts

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Here's how to play.Post a question,like,"How old am I?".Now someone else has to say a wrong answer in a funny way,like,"1,000,000 years old!"And then post another question.The cycle goes on like that. This is merely just for fun.So let's begin! "Who kills the Collecter in LBP?"

2009-08-16 07:29:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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It was ConfusedCartman Who stole my last cookie? >_<

2009-08-16 09:11:00 Author: Roanoake Posts: 166

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Cookie? I tought it was a piece of wood... "Why did the collector live in Russia?"

2009-08-16 10:03:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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He's a fan of cold weather. Since there are a king and queen in LittleBigPlanet, where is the prince?

2009-08-16 11:32:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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The prince is always in his room, playing video games, that's why we never seen him... "How come sackboys don't talk?"

2009-08-16 14:07:00 Author: dajdaj03 Posts: 1486

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His wife talk so much, he forgot to have a tongue ? "I wonder how he was born?"

2009-08-16 14:20:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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A Sack mill creating them at the moment in Australia. How come my dog is SOOOOO nice

2009-08-16 14:28:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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He doesn't resemble you (sorry, but I had to ) What will MM show at Gamescon?

2009-08-16 15:52:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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LBP for Xbox. Why did the Berlin Wall fall?

2009-08-16 15:55:00 Author: Syroc Posts: 3193

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Because Godzilla stepped on it. What color is a comet?

2009-08-16 18:24:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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puke color. Why is LBPC so awesome?

2009-08-16 18:30:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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Beacuse God made the game. Who came up with the PSP?

2009-08-16 18:33:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Mexicans. What is spam?

2009-08-16 18:44:00 Author: Unknown User

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a disgusting food... why did OmegaSlayer say that comment about me?

2009-08-16 18:47:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because OmegaSlayer loves you. How old is The Queen?

2009-08-16 19:06:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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So old she farts dust. What was this green stuff in the back of my fridge before it was green?

2009-08-16 19:23:00 Author: v0rtex Posts: 1878

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your cat. Why is your cat so green?

2009-08-16 19:34:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because he's envious of your dog. What's the flavour of Queen's farts?

2009-08-16 19:42:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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Pork butt. What is the largest country?

2009-08-16 19:43:00 Author: Unknown User

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Like your mom haha revenge why doesnt every game have a music player built in?

2009-08-16 19:48:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because music is illegal. What color is the sky?

2009-08-16 19:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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green why isnt green purple?

2009-08-16 19:59:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because blue is already purple. Why am I here?

2009-08-16 20:08:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Because you clicked Back. What is Pie?

2009-08-16 20:13:00 Author: Unknown User

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purple why do I mention purple?

2009-08-16 20:14:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because you have purple feet. Where does the word 'Meh' originate from?

2009-08-16 20:15:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Australia. What is so "funny?"

2009-08-16 20:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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your face haha jk Why is my dog purple?

2009-08-16 20:30:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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your face haha jk Why is a W made of two Us?

2009-08-16 20:34:00 Author: Unknown User

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because of your face jk Why is my cat purple?

2009-08-16 20:40:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because a purple smurf did his business on it. What happen to the boy who fell down the well?

2009-08-16 20:54:00 Author: Jrange378 Posts: 573

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He was taken out and felt un-well. Ha ha ha!!! Why do dogs lick themselves?

2009-08-16 21:35:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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To make cats jealous. Why is Google popular?

2009-08-16 21:38:00 Author: Unknown User

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Cuz everyone's a Yahoo! What does it?

2009-08-16 23:24:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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it sprays paint on dogs who is the man a front of my house ?

2009-08-17 00:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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me how late does Hybrid leader stay up

2009-08-17 00:49:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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9 O'clock how late is it in america?

2009-08-17 01:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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7:0000PMMMMM what is my name?

2009-08-17 01:13:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Larry Page Who invented Times New Roman?

2009-08-17 01:14:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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Purple Ghosts What if there wasn't an alphabet?

2009-08-17 01:16:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Hitler what are these things flying in the zoo

2009-08-17 01:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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then we had the betabet what if AREA 51 was a ......................... giant dog pound

2009-08-17 01:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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Then Michael Vick would be all over that lolz. what if rhinos were purple?

2009-08-17 01:22:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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then they where all super cows what is 1+1

2009-08-17 01:23:00 Author: Unknown User

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brownies What if brownies were purple?

2009-08-17 01:27:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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then i wil get some thee what if a Giant Dog Pound had cats inside and no dogs

2009-08-17 01:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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The cats would have long ears and see black and white. purple + green =?

2009-08-17 01:32:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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a tree costume what if purple was red :eek:

2009-08-17 01:37:00 Author: Unknown User

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Then Red would demand to be Purple again. what if I had a purple crown on LBP?

2009-08-17 01:39:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Err.... guys. This isn't the what if thread. >_> Anywho, Someone would remove the sticker. What happened when the clock struck 3?

2009-08-17 05:08:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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Yea guys, and it gets boring when you answer everything with cats,purple and your mom. The pope and Fidel castro had teatime. Why does my sister have a black eye?

2009-08-17 05:26:00 Author: Jrange378 Posts: 573

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When it struck 3, a little girl in an unknown village sensed it. She ran past the mill and towards the market to inform Jorma, the town stewardess. They bought two plane tickets to make the trip to China. As planned, they headed into the Gobi desert. After searching for many days they found what they were looking for. They listened to the advice they were given and did what they were told. Because they were obidient, the secret of the desert was theirs, and they smacked a random passenger in the face with it. That is how your sister got a black eye. Why did I not knock down all the pins while bowling?

2009-08-17 05:32:00 Author: Roanoake Posts: 166

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Yes. What?

2009-08-17 05:40:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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First off,this is just for fun.So you CAN post about purple,dogs and cats,but not TOO MUCH.I hope it helps. Because your the expert at bowling. Who was in the kitchen with Diana?

2009-08-17 05:40:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Dr. Seuss of course! When did the night fall?

2009-08-17 05:46:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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Around sunrise. Why did Humpty Dumpty fall?

2009-08-17 06:08:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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beqause we need food why am i here?

2009-08-17 13:42:00 Author: Unknown User

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Btw, since it got moved, you'll not be earning XP. Because you want your post count up. What's what?

2009-08-17 19:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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THAT'S THAT MOTHER. Who has divided by zero?

2009-08-17 19:08:00 Author: Astrosimi Posts: 2046

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Albert Einstein. What is a rubik's cube?

2009-08-17 19:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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Btw, since it got moved, you'll not be earning XP. i dont care ontopic: a triangel what is robert his name?

2009-08-17 19:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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i dont care ontopic: a triangel what is robert his name? Like I said,this is merely just for fun,not for XP.So this doesn't affect me or anybody else much. Chicken Alfredo Who ate my last Hot Pocket?

2009-08-17 19:16:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Pocket Hot. Who invented the PS3?

2009-08-17 19:24:00 Author: Unknown User

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Like I said,this is merely just for fun,not for XP.So this doesn't affect me or anybody else much. youre cool _______________ the ps2 who invented america?

2009-08-17 19:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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A mexican. Who invented the toaster?

2009-08-17 19:29:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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The Ambassador of Gaming (Me) What time is it? Btw, you guys are saying the same questions/answers in the beginning. -_-

2009-08-17 19:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! What does LBP stand for?

2009-08-17 19:32:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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penut butter jelly time!!!! who is the skid? (lolz we had the same though)

2009-08-17 19:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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The Ambassador of Gaming (Me) What time is it? Btw, you guys are saying the same questions/answers in the beginning. -_- Yes,true.But this thread is for people's questions and answer,so it's their choice on deciding how many times they post the same topic.I really don't mind it much. 12:00 A.M. Why did Media Molecule called the game,LittleBigPlanet?

2009-08-17 19:33:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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beqause they need a gun why does 3 guys awnser 1 question in 1 minute

2009-08-17 19:35:00 Author: Unknown User

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'Cus this thread is so pouular? D: Er... Why does toast smell funny whn you spray it with liquidised dog food? D:

2009-08-17 19:39:00 Author: BlackHairedGoon Posts: 160

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beqause playing with fire is funny what is the meaning of life??? (LOLZ)

2009-08-17 19:43:00 Author: Unknown User

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Not 42. Why did 2 other people answer the same question as me?

2009-08-17 19:46:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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beqause there was 10 seconds between the posts why is cheese red?

2009-08-17 19:56:00 Author: Unknown User

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becuase the cow had bloody nipples what would you do for a klondike bar?

2009-08-17 20:22:00 Author: deboerdave Posts: 384

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kill obama his super evil spider what is that thing in the sky!

2009-08-17 20:38:00 Author: Unknown User

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My ham sandwich. Who ate my ham sandwich?

2009-08-17 20:41:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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bil clinton who is the oldest thing on this planet

2009-08-17 20:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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George W. Bush When did Media Molecule produced LBP?

2009-08-17 20:57:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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When I killed Margaret Thatcher. What? Its the WRONG answer game... Wh y cn't i ty pe proopely?

2009-08-17 20:58:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Because you have 3 fingers. Do I like to play LBP?

2009-08-17 21:00:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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nooooooooooooo do i love halo :kz:

2009-08-17 21:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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Umm...42! When will the end of LBP come?

2009-08-17 21:07:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Tomorrow Why am i called springs?

2009-08-17 21:13:00 Author: springs86 Posts: 785

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Because you love fall. How does a cow make milk?

2009-08-17 21:17:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Ebay. What makes pork chops?

2009-08-17 23:43:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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Ceaser Salad. What did I say?

2009-08-18 00:12:00 Author: Unknown User

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Moo. What is my middle name?

2009-08-18 00:23:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Sir Poops-alot. What does this button do?

2009-08-18 00:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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The alligators gone wild button. Why do alligators kill people.

2009-08-18 01:44:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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They don't get the true meaning of 'wearing crocs.' Does my face look weird?

2009-08-18 01:47:00 Author: slutzinc Posts: 124

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No... Was I suppose to lie?

2009-08-18 01:50:00 Author: Roanoake Posts: 166

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No. Am I tall?

2009-08-18 02:09:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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No since your legs got bit of off by an alligator. Why am I so mad about the LBP GOTY edition!!!!

2009-08-18 02:14:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because it makes you happy inside. How did I come up with this thread?

2009-08-18 02:19:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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By using the thesaurus. What rhymes with orange?

2009-08-18 02:20:00 Author: Unknown User

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Alligator. Who watches X-Play?

2009-08-18 02:22:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Sorry for the interruption,but I'm trying to organize an attempt of everybody logging in the same time.It's to beat the most users thing.I'll appreciate it if you checked it out in the General Chat section,called"Let's Make LBP Central History Again". Anyways: Nobody. Why must the sky have stars?

2009-08-18 02:30:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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To make you blind. What color is my boxers?

2009-08-18 02:31:00 Author: Unknown User

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pink. Why do I like tennis.

2009-08-18 02:44:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because it makes you feel bad of yourself. Why do I like watching movies?

2009-08-18 02:46:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Because it eats your brains Why'd I say that?

2009-08-18 02:48:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Because you're sane. What uses does sarcasm serve?

2009-08-18 02:51:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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Brain damage. Where do you get pizza?

2009-08-18 02:58:00 Author: Unknown User

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From dirty hobos. Who created the pizza?

2009-08-18 03:02:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Sasquatch. What's brown with red dots all over?

2009-08-18 03:05:00 Author: Unknown User

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A rainbow. Why did the chicken cross the road?

2009-08-18 03:06:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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The wheels on the bus go round and round... Why are you reading this?

2009-08-18 03:07:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because I'm blind. Who ate my dog? O.O

2009-08-18 06:20:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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your homework what means hello

2009-08-18 13:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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hello means what? What are Sony announcing today?

2009-08-18 13:38:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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Halo wars on the psn who is that guy :eek:

2009-08-18 13:40:00 Author: Unknown User

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my mother in men's clothing. What shape is Earth?

2009-08-18 13:43:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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Rectangular Prism What is the first letter of the English alphabet?

2009-08-18 13:44:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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F How old is my dog?

2009-08-18 13:55:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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2 minutes how old are bees

2009-08-18 14:21:00 Author: Unknown User

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Before God existed. What is your favorite animal?

2009-08-18 14:32:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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burned frogs what is in the cube?

2009-08-18 14:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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A sphere. Did I spell my name right today?

2009-08-18 17:03:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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You spelt: Molley. Do you liek water?

2009-08-18 18:08:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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e=MC2 That's what she said?

2009-08-18 18:11:00 Author: Unknown User

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Dumbledoor Ghostbusters?

2009-08-18 18:18:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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No, this is your insurance agent. Whats a wizzle wozzle when a wizzling wozzle makes a wozzling wizzle?

2009-08-18 18:23:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Pickle. Fat Princess?

2009-08-18 18:29:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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You. Who is the president of Egypt?

2009-08-18 18:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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My mom. Spongebob?

2009-08-18 19:16:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Starfish! U want turtle head?

2009-08-18 19:46:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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No I want blood-thirsty velociraptor head. What makes a human tick?

2009-08-18 21:38:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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50% water, 50% awesome. What?

2009-08-18 21:39:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Only on Tuesdays. How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

2009-08-18 21:57:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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mutch bananas who is spamsalot?

2009-08-18 22:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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The last Nobel prize in medicine. From where comes the wind?

2009-08-18 22:54:00 Author: Takelow Posts: 1355

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The wind comes from Where. What is the 4th dimension?

2009-08-18 22:55:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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the one after the 6th what do you think about the water in lbp?

2009-08-18 22:57:00 Author: Unknown User

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It's dumb,worthless,and NOT awsome. Why would Media Molecule add water?

2009-08-19 02:18:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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To scare claustrophobics. How come monkeys are always paired with bananas?

2009-08-19 02:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Because only the inside is edible on the two of them - the skin is too chewy. Why do people talk on their cell phones while driving?

2009-08-19 05:57:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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They are hoping to evolve into the humans from Wall-e. It's in the NOW! Who would win, a Postosuchus or a deer.

2009-08-19 06:09:00 Author: Roanoake Posts: 166

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Isn't it obvious...neither!George W. Bush would just come out and beat them up. Why did I mention George W. Bush?

2009-08-19 07:15:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Because it is the last Nobel Prize for peace, of course! But who is this "Nobel"?

2009-08-19 08:52:00 Author: Takelow Posts: 1355

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hitler who is the man in the armor?

2009-08-19 13:28:00 Author: Unknown User

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A hippie. Why is the sky blue?

2009-08-19 19:42:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Because it's a reflection of all the skating rinks in the world combined. If you see a wolf, are you supposed to cry wolf?

2009-08-19 19:44:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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Yes...and tell the wolf that your nice and tender. Who stole the cookie from the pickle jar?!

2009-08-19 20:29:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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a Cookie what is better pepsy are coke a cola ?

2009-08-19 21:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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Netheir...because Fanta owns! What was that midget doing in my hamburger?:eek:

2009-08-20 03:10:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Reading A Folder why are there flys?

2009-08-20 11:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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To prevent civil war. Who wrote Haulden Caulfield?

2009-08-20 17:28:00 Author: slutzinc Posts: 124

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Haulden superfield who was the man in the rain?

2009-08-20 18:54:00 Author: Unknown User

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Dwight Eisenhower. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

2009-08-20 19:10:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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KaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! why do you smel a lot

2009-08-20 19:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because I use soap. Am I delicious?

2009-08-20 22:16:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Only when in thirds. What is a ventricle?

2009-08-20 22:37:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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its not a wordt whats a wordt?

2009-08-20 22:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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It's backwards for tdrow. Hoo lieks mudkips? (I dontz...)

2009-08-21 03:19:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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The AHS (American Hunting Society) does. Left or right?

2009-08-21 12:10:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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Up. Water?

2009-08-21 12:31:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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Only in the desert. What is the combination for Fort Knox? (Hint: It's not the Konami Code)

2009-08-21 12:38:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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0800 00 1066 Why can't peguins learn to knit clothing?

2009-08-21 13:17:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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they wil poop on it what if your level got modirated

2009-08-21 14:39:00 Author: Unknown User

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I'd be delighted because it would mean that I had a level to get moderated! How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

2009-08-21 21:20:00 Author: shropshirelass Posts: 1455

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42 what if mexico defeatet usa

2009-08-21 22:07:00 Author: Unknown User

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Canada would get in on the action! Why do people wear sweatervests?

2009-08-22 02:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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beqause it tastes like cheese when wil this planet end?

2009-08-22 10:57:00 Author: Unknown User

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Yesterday. What will happen when pigs fly?

2009-08-22 11:07:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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then pigs wil drown what about all the flying cheese

2009-08-22 11:10:00 Author: Unknown User

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Scatterbrain!!! If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to heer it, does it make a sound?

2009-08-22 18:05:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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It just moans a bit... Why am I tired just now?

2009-08-22 20:43:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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because you're tired If you're stuck in the middle of the ocean and the wheel falls off how may waffles does it take to shingle the roof?

2009-08-22 22:02:00 Author: applepod124 Posts: 163

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The same amount of waffles it takes to change a light bulb. Why anything?

2009-08-22 22:04:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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beqause nothing is nothing did we meet again?

2009-08-23 00:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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No; we've encountered eachother. What rhymes with orange?

2009-08-23 03:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Gatorade Why LBPC has no thread about soccer?

2009-08-23 09:47:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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beqause its called footbal why is the red planet yellow?

2009-08-23 11:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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From drinking too much motor oil. Why do many wireless technologies run at 2.4 GHz?

2009-08-23 11:28:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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beqause its cheeper why are all poeple red?

2009-08-23 11:30:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because they've been waiting so long for the elevator! *VIDEO GAME REFERENCE ALERT* (can anyone get it?) Why don't insects make good pets?

2009-08-23 16:14:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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beqause they are to cute why is food so hard?

2009-08-23 16:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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Cuz rocks are soft. Who framed Roger Rabbit?

2009-08-24 04:37:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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the rabbit how do fish babys look like?

2009-08-24 07:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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Check a mirror. Is BASE jumping safe?

2009-08-24 18:47:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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with rope now with no rope yes how was your school day?

2009-08-24 18:54:00 Author: Unknown User

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medium-rare. who wants cookies?

2009-08-24 19:27:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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he does hellloooooooo???

2009-08-24 19:49:00 Author: Unknown User

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goodbyyyyeeeeee. Who ya gonna call?

2009-08-24 20:45:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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the president who is in da house???

2009-08-24 21:39:00 Author: Unknown User

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A velociraptor. What came first, the chicken or the egg?

2009-08-24 23:47:00 Author: hilightnotes Posts: 1230

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The turkey Why has my Rock Band drum pedal snapped ........ ()

2009-08-25 07:51:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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the bike why does my dog bites all the guests :hero:

2009-08-25 07:51:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because it doesn't have the chimera (<-spelled wrong?) virus. Why have I left my PS3 on for hours on the sign in screen?!

2009-08-25 07:58:00 Author: S-A-S--G-U-N-R Posts: 1606

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beqasue its fun what about that guy?

2009-08-25 08:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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the leg of lamb got him. Where is the leprechaun?

2009-08-25 13:35:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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here where is usa?

2009-08-25 15:32:00 Author: Unknown User

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in nut. what does this young boy, Billy, represent?

2009-08-25 15:33:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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trees Must Die who is the doctor???

2009-08-25 15:34:00 Author: Unknown User

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rose tyler. is orange juice tasty?

2009-08-25 15:35:00 Author: MarkoWolfy Posts: 445

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Only on Saturdays. Wazzup dawg?

2009-08-25 17:40:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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orange juice wuttermelon?

2009-08-25 17:46:00 Author: Unknown User

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Foot to fruit ownage. Hybrid or Bio-diesal?

2009-08-26 04:04:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Shoe what is it what you put on on the sunday

2009-08-26 20:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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Cheese what do pistachios and princesses have in common?

2009-08-26 21:31:00 Author: Mod5.0 Posts: 1576

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Nuts! Why can't everything taste of chocolate?

2009-08-26 21:47:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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Because the nuts ate the chocolate. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

2009-08-27 02:14:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Because 28 36 Q. n00b pwning, anyone?

2009-08-27 02:34:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Michael Phelps! Why is Michael Phelps a drug user?

2009-08-27 04:38:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Because he likes the taste of elephants in the morning How come i can't lick my elbow?

2009-08-27 08:10:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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beqause if you do it the T.M.B.U.T.H.L.T.T.L.L.A.D.F.H.O the mole-beever-united-that-hate-licking-things-that-look-like-a-dog-from-home alone wil drink all the doctor peppers that you got!!! what about cake?

2009-08-27 18:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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Blegh. Graaaaaah?

2009-08-28 04:05:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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it a all about the jelly. If you could be anything what would you be?

2009-08-28 08:32:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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The Ghost Of Hanukkah Past. Velcro or Buttons?

2009-08-28 12:28:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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Stitches. What does pi taste like?

2009-08-28 17:12:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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2.56748 How many fingers am i holding up

2009-08-28 17:18:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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13. What happens when you record a video of pushing a button on a remote?

2009-08-28 17:31:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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An internal vortex that sucks you up and destroys the world. The end. What did I just do?

2009-08-28 17:51:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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made my smile is water wet?

2009-08-28 20:01:00 Author: Unknown User

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Only between two sesame seed buns. Why is there a skeleton in the closet?

2009-08-29 06:41:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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beqause yoou dog is nice why is 3d cartoons dumb

2009-08-29 10:44:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because they framed Roger Rabbit. What is the square root of a chocolate bar?

2009-08-29 13:54:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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The root of the square. Why are drugs illegal?

2009-08-30 07:34:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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beqause drugs smells like a thoad why do we have guns???

2009-08-30 11:16:00 Author: Unknown User

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Because Trix are for kids. Or is that guns...? Guns are for kids? Yeah i'm pretty sure that's it. Why can't you see me?

2009-08-31 02:53:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Cuz you is Canadian. Does anyone think Obama is ruining the U.S.?

2009-08-31 03:07:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Yes Lolcat?

2009-08-31 14:18:00 Author: Unknown User

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No thanks - I had one for breakfast. How shiny is shiny?

2009-08-31 16:06:00 Author: Rhyfelwr Posts: 606

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Shinier than the shinest of shineys living in shinington. What if gandorlog was a word?

2009-08-31 18:25:00 Author: Sage Posts: 2068

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Poof! I hereby declare that ganderlog is an actual word. What was in Al Capone's glove compartment?

2009-08-31 19:02:00 Author: MMLgamer Posts: 183

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a box why have i a cat in my ava

2009-08-31 19:09:00 Author: Unknown User

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Hybrid leader did you seriously take away reputation for stating my opinion?

2009-09-01 05:56:00 Author: Jrange378 Posts: 573

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Hybrid leader did you seriously take away reputation for stating my opinion? he taking away reputation ?? you got the wrong person......

2009-09-01 14:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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why have i a cat in my ava Because the stork dropped it off for you. Why isn't there a discount for buying sunglasses at night?

2009-09-01 21:02:00 Author: BSprague Posts: 2325

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beqause the sun does not work at night what are you looking at?

2009-09-01 21:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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The same thing your looking at. What did I eat for lunch?

2009-09-03 01:20:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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The same thing your looking at. What did I eat for lunch? Kraft "Dinner" What cant u eat for breakfast?

2009-09-03 02:07:00 Author: Shennette Posts: 44

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I've heard that joke too many times... LUNCH AND DINNER!!! Why did bungie have to sign that STUPID contract with microsoft? I don't want to pay for online...

2009-09-03 02:21:00 Author: tjb0607 Posts: 1054

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Cuz the PS3 needs some lovin' too! Ok, I'll be serious: Cuz they feel like it, gosh! Has anyone heard of a Pen-Gwinn?

2009-09-03 02:34:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Pen-Gwinn is the sister of kenga-woo How many times did i use the letter Z in this sentance?

2009-09-03 08:58:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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58 times wuttermelon?

2009-09-03 16:06:00 Author: Unknown User

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Wut?...ermelon. Why can't the sackpeople smilies in this forum come alive?

2009-09-04 21:17:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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becuase in this cruel world of loch ness monsters and giant irradiated pigeons it would be ilogical for humans to be alive never mind smilies how many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man???

2009-09-05 15:17:00 Author: robotiod Posts: 2662

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15 up and 2 down got human problems the bird mafia can wash them away if you understand what we mean

2009-09-06 01:51:00 Author: Unknown User

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Nope. I'll gets Joey over here to give ya a whack on the way out: http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PSO1326.jpg Ka-peesh?

2009-09-06 02:43:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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where is my money hello?

2009-09-06 10:33:00 Author: Unknown User

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Goodbye. Why am I awake?

2009-09-06 20:08:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Because you're taking a Michael Buble Bath. Why so serious?

2009-09-06 20:17:00 Author: Leather-Monkey Posts: 2266

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beqause its funny whats the gun for?

2009-09-06 20:55:00 Author: Unknown User

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For eating pizza. Whos hungry here?

2009-09-07 02:36:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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That guy! Has anyone seen my belly-button?

2009-09-07 02:47:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Yes and...oh my god...the belly button just spoke! Why is grass sometimes green?

2009-09-07 02:52:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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beqasue of the paint are the dinos alive?

2009-09-07 06:02:00 Author: Unknown User

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Yes,because I fed them a cookie. ?sdrawkcab siht epyt I did yhW

2009-09-07 15:47:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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