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Anyone hate Mondays?
2009-09-07 17:13:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


no....

what is that dark thing?
2009-09-09 20:31:00

Author:
Unknown User


the sun

Why does this taste funny?
2009-09-10 08:20:00

Author:
jeffcu28
Posts: 648


beqause you eated jim carry

why am i so funny
2009-09-10 16:19:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because of your deformaty!

Why is a Chimere eating my Hot Pockets!? :eek:
2009-09-12 03:47:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Cuz it's Hybrid's great grand-mama!!

Pirates or Ninjas?
2009-09-12 17:08:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Ninjas...with bunny slippers.

Did you get that from the Deadliest Warrior?
2009-09-12 20:21:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Yes he didn't/ No he did.

Why are there so many ostriches?
2009-09-12 20:32:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


Because I am there master! :eek:

Did ConfusedCartman create this site?
2009-09-12 20:54:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


No, the "MAN" up in the sky did?

Why are my boxers wet?
2009-09-12 20:59:00

Author:
AliBoy1
Posts: 142


Because you dried them up.

What's 2+Taco=__?
2009-09-12 21:10:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Watermelon!

Why does sacboy not bleed after a few punches?!
2009-09-12 21:13:00

Author:
AliBoy1
Posts: 142


Because's he's Chuck Norris!

Will Chuck Norris ever play LBP?
2009-09-12 21:15:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


No, his thumbs are too weak.

Which wrestler is the strongest of them all?
2009-09-12 21:26:00

Author:
Coxy224
Posts: 2645


Calavera!

Why is shakespeare a man?
2009-09-12 21:41:00

Author:
AliBoy1
Posts: 142


Because the Blue Fairy turned him into a man when he was a puppet.

Are there any pickles in my fridge?
2009-09-13 06:19:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Na

Is It Wrong To Throw Stones At Threes?
2009-09-13 08:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


Yes, if there's a 1 and 2.

What does f u stand for?
2009-09-14 01:17:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Fish united

why all the hate?
2009-09-14 13:59:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because we love you.

Why is there squirrels in my pants?
2009-09-14 16:06:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Because we love you.

Why is there squirrels in my pants?

There isn't, your just very pleased to see me.

...sorry that joked is used way too much.

When will all the oil run out?
2009-09-14 16:29:00

Author:
Leather-Monkey
Posts: 2266


25 oktober 1878

where is the rainforrest?
2009-09-14 21:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


Next to the supermarket

Why does my cat act like she didn't undergo a serious operation 2 days ago?!
2009-09-14 21:19:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


Because shes immune to doctors

Why does Kratos not just kill Zues already?
2009-09-14 21:28:00

Author:
AliBoy1
Posts: 142


beqause always you most drink some coffee bevore the fight are else......

why am i on fire
2009-09-15 05:55:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because I splashed you with water

Why do sackboys suffocate themselves and pop?
2009-09-15 06:19:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


beqause they do drugs and if they dont then they pop

why are there walls?
2009-09-15 15:05:00

Author:
Unknown User


Because Chuck Norris hasn't kicked people through them yet

Why are we at this website not playing LBP?

lol hardest question
2009-09-15 23:39:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


beqause littlebigplanet is lame :hero:

is chuck norris there?
2009-09-16 06:03:00

Author:
Unknown User


No, he is playing LBP

Why sackboy never eats?
2009-09-17 01:51:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


beqause they are maked by chuck norris!

why does de worlds loves america
2009-09-17 16:04:00

Author:
Unknown User


cuz Chuck Norris has sh** there already!

why do Hybrid has 1000 posts?
2009-09-17 21:37:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712


(not true...lol) Because he's a n00b!

When will Chuck Norris and Batman team up?
2009-09-18 00:39:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


when spiderman is dead

what is a noob?
2009-09-18 05:42:00

Author:
Unknown User


My favorite midnight snack!

When will Chuck Norris stop being so awesome?
2009-09-18 06:48:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Tomorrow morning.

Can Chuck Norris die?
2009-09-18 11:13:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Yes only when he wants to

Will the world end in 2012 December 21st because 2 Chuck Norris are going to roundhouse kick each other and the world will implode?
2009-09-18 18:15:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Nah, Bruce Lee will come back from the grave and roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.

Why are apartments always built so close together?
2009-09-19 01:23:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because it's Ironic
who's gonna watch the premiere of Modern Family?
2009-09-19 17:25:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Your family

What's modern family have to do with King Kong?
2009-09-19 18:06:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


A Puppy

Why arent bananas red?
2009-09-19 18:07:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487


because there not dead yet.
why aren't banana's pink?
2009-09-19 18:29:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Because bananas are not cherries

Why are we talking about pink bananas?
2009-09-19 19:35:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Because your one.

Who eats at Burger King?
2009-09-19 19:41:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Underdog
Who like's my sig?
2009-09-19 20:13:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


your mother

Would you laugh or feel sorry for the person in my sig?
2009-09-19 21:10:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


No I'd feel Emo about him
Are you going to enter my new contest?
2009-09-19 22:05:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


I'll discuss it with my accountant.

What are your thoughts on NIIIIEEENNN?!
2009-09-20 04:37:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


nien=no in german?

Is your accountant accepting more?
2009-09-20 04:50:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


I'll get back to you on that 8D

Why isn't Ronald McDonald a zombie?
2009-09-20 06:22:00

Author:
Sunrise_Moon
Posts: 469


because he is a clown

why is ps4 coming out in 2011?
2009-09-20 07:35:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Because that is fake news that told you that.
Why did I make a competition?
2009-09-20 14:42:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Because alien forced you

why hulk is green?
2009-09-20 17:26:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Because periwinkle was already taken...

Why did Sackboy whack me with a frying pan?
2009-09-20 19:58:00

Author:
jeffcu28
Posts: 648


Because that sackboy is a jerk.
Why is there so much gore in Fat Princess.
2009-09-20 20:10:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


because it's *** hmm wait nevermind I don't think i should say that

anywayyy Do you think there will be a LBP 2?
2009-09-20 22:13:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


yes
do you like Dominoes?
2009-09-20 23:07:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Irrelivent.
Is the sky blue?
2009-09-20 23:27:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063


Not to dogs.

If I blew out a candle, where does the flame go?
2009-09-20 23:49:00

Author:
SLS10
Posts: 1129


In your mind and soul

Are souls tasty? (i say yes)
2009-09-20 23:58:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


It's debatable. Your soul for instance, would taste horrible.

What's his powah level?
2009-09-21 00:39:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046


UNDER 9,000!!!!!!!

What is the color of my underwear?
2009-09-21 00:45:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


blue I was 1 second from posting over 9000 lol

What's the color of your soul?
2009-09-21 00:46:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


macaroni and cheese orange

Do ants have souls?
2009-09-21 00:50:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341


No. They're tiny abominations.

Don't ants remind you of chocolate-covered raisins? (Well... they do to me.)
2009-09-21 03:49:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


No but ant's shivered when they saw that text.
is Yahoo better then Google.
2009-09-21 22:55:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Only in Sanskrit translations.

Why did Schrodinger hate cats so much?
2009-09-22 03:42:00

Author:
SLS10
Posts: 1129


Cuz the Tuskan raiders crusaded one of his.

Can you lick your elbow?
2009-09-24 03:08:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


I'm sorry but you cannot lick my weeness (skin on elbow can't spell it)

Who here wants to donate some points for me just for fun? lol
2009-09-24 03:39:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Ur mom! *JKS*

Am I a good LBP reviewer?
2009-09-24 05:30:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690


depends on how big of a bribe you give me.




dude, WHERES MY CAR?!
2009-09-24 22:13:00

Author:
mattbru77
Posts: 143


Oh so that's who's car I found lying in a driveway *jk*

Do you like the orange box?
2009-09-25 02:05:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Of course I don't

7up or Cherry 7up?
2009-09-25 02:52:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


diet cherry 7-up (scary thing is, that it actually exists)

how could any logical person hate portal?
2009-09-25 03:01:00

Author:
mattbru77
Posts: 143


Because logical people don't have the time to play it.

What is your favorite candy bar?
2009-09-25 03:12:00

Author:
theonlybub
Posts: 690


the best chines chocolate ever: chock-fullo-lead. its so yummy and lead-a-licous

why cant my sackboy talk?
2009-09-25 23:46:00

Author:
mattbru77
Posts: 143


Because you don't take care of him and he's planning something I know.

Anyone here want to be friends to play The Orange Box on PS3? I love TF2
2009-09-25 23:59:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


no, im to busy with a spy sappin my computer

(besides i only rented it )

EDIT: need a q lol

why dosent a cow quack, i think moo is boring
2009-09-26 00:01:00

Author:
mattbru77
Posts: 143


Because the quack came before the rencarnation of moo. (Huh...I don't even know what I said ).

Who ate the chicken that was crossing the road.
2009-10-12 01:46:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


My mom
Who dumped the hot water on my head?
2009-10-12 01:58:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


the creepy little kid sitting behind you...

what kind of wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
2009-10-12 02:02:00

Author:
ViDi--ViCi
Posts: 123


5.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?
2009-10-12 02:07:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


the creator

What would Macgyver build with a copper wire, a banana, an orange, a straw, and safety pin?
2009-10-12 02:18:00

Author:
ViDi--ViCi
Posts: 123


A banana/orange smoothie
What would you do if Spyro killed you right now?
2009-10-12 02:27:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


start crying, then realize i was already dead, and realize i couldn't have been crying, and became very confused...lol

why are u under water?
2009-10-12 02:52:00

Author:
ViDi--ViCi
Posts: 123


cuz i like donuts

what is water?
2009-10-12 03:17:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


A SPAH.

Who's sappin' meh sentry?
2009-10-12 03:30:00

Author:
chezhead
Posts: 1063


(I'm guessing you've been waiting for me?)
It was a S-A-S-G-U-N-R!

Who has a sign from Chuck Norris that says "Will roundhouse kick you for food."?
2009-10-12 19:54:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Me. :eek:

Am I a Monopoly: The Board Game representative?
2009-10-17 04:27:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


If you have a frog.
What would happen if Chuck Norris met Batman?
2009-10-17 08:25:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


They would get married... but then Chuck Norris will Roundhouse Kick Batman.

What would happen if LBP was on the Wii?
2009-10-17 18:52:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Then Chuck Norris would implode and roundhouse kick Nintendo.

What would happen if 2 falcon punches collided?
2009-10-17 20:14:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


That wouldn't hurt.
What if I kill a chipmunk?
2009-10-17 20:55:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Then I'd rip your face off.

Can a cow eat you?
2009-10-17 20:58:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


No but it can eat you. MWAHAHA
Could you slap a chipmunk?
2009-10-17 21:00:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


No but chipmunk can rip your face off.

Can chuck norris be viciously attacked in his sleep?
2009-10-17 21:00:00

Author:
iGotFancyPants
Posts: 1355


No he'd kill them before they got that far.
Is Canada dry?
2009-10-17 21:02:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


only if you use hypnosis

what are hiccups? EXACTLY!
2009-10-17 21:49:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Little creatures that kill you in your sleep.
Do light's blind you?
2009-10-17 21:52:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


only if you know what to do,

What happens if you say voldemort
2009-10-17 21:56:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


people hear you say voldemort

How much peppers are in a tree?
2009-10-18 00:29:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Eleventy-six.

How do you answer a question that doesn't have an answer?
2009-10-18 06:50:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Yes.

what if Little big planet didnt exist?!?!
2009-10-18 20:14:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


I'd be playing The Orange Box and now Fallout 3 GOTY.

Will everybody dance now?
2009-10-19 06:24:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


yes

where was i the last weeks ?
2009-10-19 20:24:00

Author:
Unknown User


eating, catz

what if Fallout 3 wasnt impossible?
2009-10-19 22:45:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Then it would be plausibly impossible.

What if we were all catz?
2009-10-19 22:57:00

Author:
iGotFancyPants
Posts: 1355


we would all have to eat cheese!

Why did my ps3 break last night?
2009-10-19 23:06:00

Author:
dani-girl85
Posts: 14


Because I boot it in the face.

Did I buy Fallout3 GOTY edition Sunday?
2009-10-20 00:06:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


nope you bought a toaster.
I like toasters?
2009-10-20 00:35:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


HELL YEA!!!

is Hell a funny place to go?
2009-10-20 12:57:00

Author:
Unknown User


Yeah, there is a mountain of sugar with roller coaster

Why there is a mountain of sugar in hell?
2009-10-22 02:17:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


It's there waiting for Richard Simmons when it comes his time.

Why isn't there a q in bologna?
2009-10-22 05:12:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


because he doesnt like pirates

what happens when confused cartmans exp bar explodes!
2009-10-22 07:09:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


then i will say it is whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale his bar and not his

why?
2009-10-22 14:38:00

Author:
Unknown User


because you hate whaaaaale.
jalapenos are.....
2009-10-22 15:28:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


giant japanse Battle robots that whant to make sushi

who was the man in the suit?
2009-10-22 15:32:00

Author:
Unknown User


Hybrid-Leader
5+9=?
2009-10-22 15:38:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


not doubt it is 11

fire tasts like
2009-10-22 15:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


farts,

what is a wood chuck?
2009-10-22 17:06:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


A wooden SackPerson

how many wheels does a car have?
2009-10-22 17:29:00

Author:
springs86
Posts: 785


absolutly none,

If in a little village every boy is called timmy what is going on?
2009-10-22 17:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Its a Friday!

How many days till Christmas?
2009-10-23 21:53:00

Author:
dani-girl85
Posts: 14


30000

what is the date today?
2009-10-23 21:57:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701


+1 what it was yesterday2009-10-25 11:50:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


_____(insert wrong answer here)_____

Oh chocolate-filled croissant, why must you be oh so delicious?
2009-10-25 15:24:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because it was made out of the same Patton Oswald joke as my signature.

Between a universe with no one alive to see it (a "dead" universe), and no universe at all, is one preferable, given that they are objectively enormously different, but subjectively the same?

(also assuming that this hypothetical dead universe will not produce any further life - just for the sake of argument)
2009-10-25 15:30:00

Author:
Jagrevi
Posts: 1154


my eyez! Dey burn!!!!


*cough*

if you have 1 sandwich to share between 3 people would you eat it?
2009-10-26 11:37:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


No I would cut it into three very equal peices, which would be judged by the gravitational pull of the moon - but only as capricorn enters the sun. Then I would share it between everyone in the world.......

Do you like cake?
2009-10-26 11:44:00

Author:
Coxy224
Posts: 2645


lol coxy. i do,

im seeing a single chat for free advert at the moment, in 3 years and 6 months will i see the next advert?
2009-10-26 11:48:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


cheese puffs rule

Gimp is....
2009-10-26 16:21:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


A way of defining a principle of a sharks abdomen.

Donkey kong is...
2009-10-26 16:28:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


a killer and robber
Joker is a homicidal killer?
2009-10-26 16:42:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


The first man of spring is a monkey bee.

Would you?
2009-10-26 16:45:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


lick me, coz im gunna lick you i am,

why do i have a cold
2009-10-26 16:51:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


The waves of Babylon never end in my heart.

Blue isn't Yellow or is she?
2009-10-26 16:53:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


EESA RED DOMMY!

What do you call a tall bottle with six legs, forty two teeth and six hundred ninety seven fingers?
2009-10-28 03:27:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


A girafacrocidilebottle that cuts of everyone's finger when they try to feed it.
Who created the earth?
2009-10-28 15:13:00

Author:
Kn0cked-0ut
Posts: 562


My dog Maggy that licks her butt all the time.
What do plants eat?
2009-10-28 15:17:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Anaglyphs are the way, Eh?

?21,544?
2009-10-28 16:39:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


My dogs poop
Two war heroes eat Gummy Bears?
2009-10-28 16:47:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Flying can be dangerous.

Never mess with mu jellied eels or....
2009-10-28 17:10:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


I press the panic button.
Can I feel proud?
2009-10-28 17:13:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Yeh, why not.

Jellied are so scary...
2009-10-28 19:06:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


when you eat a burger.
Life is not what it seems?
2009-10-28 19:42:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Bee's are blue.

I hate ....
2009-10-28 23:52:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


... it when people are trying to merge "Finish That Sentence!" with "The Wrong Answer Game!".

Why am sky blue?
2009-10-29 03:31:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


Because the world is falling causing the world to turn blue, in an hour the world will became a blueberry and we will all be eaten by the sun.

Why do I bored?
2009-10-29 14:02:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


beqause i was gone

halo ween is
2009-11-01 11:34:00

Author:
Unknown User


going on jeremy kyle to sue christmas,

I am eat spaghetti?
2009-11-02 15:19:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


no you'll eat that cuisine I left on the dining room table.
Lava burns?
2009-11-02 15:23:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


it burns bad like those clothes that taste oh so delicious,

order now and get 7 free breakfasts?
2009-11-02 15:30:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


By kicking your dog's apple tree.

mmph mm hmm hmm mm phhhmm mmhh mmmmmph?
2009-11-03 02:54:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Yellow.

Mushrooms are to pie as cats are to?
2009-11-03 22:52:00

Author:
CreateNPlay
Posts: 1266


Meow Mix cuz there cat preferred.
Mouse kill ants in the night when no one is...
2009-11-04 14:25:00

Author:
Mod5.0
Posts: 1576


Farting.

Can I have a peanut?
2009-11-07 18:11:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


I can't touch peanuts. I is allergic! >_<

Why is plasmavore so awesome?
2009-11-07 20:20:00

Author:
Plasmavore
Posts: 1913


Because plasmavore is allergic.

Does DIO rock or what?
2009-11-08 18:47:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


No it's a watermelon.

Why John Lennon got shot?
2009-11-23 22:57:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Because of his ultra-conservative values.

Do you know how fast you were going?
2009-11-23 23:10:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


I was going as fast as speed racer, crawling?

Hey you, yeah you, are you gonna eat that donut?
2009-11-24 00:21:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


No... I was planning on using it to hold my wallet together.

Who died and left you king?
2009-11-24 16:18:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Your mom.

Why fish can breath under water?
2009-11-24 21:16:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


@Phil_003 The same reason they can't breath out of water.

Two questions: What is the difference between an orange? and... Which is faster: New York or by train?
2009-11-24 21:39:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Q1: Orange is ajar.
Q2: Only if it tastes right.

What am the sky?
2009-11-25 05:08:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757


PICKLE!

What do we do with a drunk~en sai~~lo~~r?
2009-11-25 15:15:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Shave one of his eyebrows and give him a tatoo that say's "Bruce." Any similarities to real situations is purely coincidence... at least thats what I'd say in court.

When cheese gets it's picture taken... what does it say?
2009-11-25 17:19:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


the post pubescent milk has moved away please contact ungreth for details

Blip my whaT?
2009-11-25 20:42:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


You'll need more than a rain coat and singing in the rain will be the last thing on your mind.

Who's on first?

EDIT: I could have sworn I was replying to: What happens when pigs fly. I must not have been on the last page when I posted. Anyway, I?ll try again.

@KernelM ?Blip my what?? Blip your cellphone.

Whose on first?
2009-11-26 02:17:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Because of mushrooms.

What is 2+2?
2009-11-29 00:54:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


pi duh

If two rappers are vegetarians, can they have beef with each other?
2009-11-29 01:59:00

Author:
thefrozenpenquin
Posts: 479


If it's tofu.

I can't to sleep, do you have an idea to help me?
2009-11-29 07:59:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


sleep on the edge of the bed, you'll soon drop off!!!! :L

Mah eyes?
2009-11-29 08:46:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Are looking an elephant peeing on a peeing tourist.

A giraffe is...
2009-11-30 02:24:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Is a duck with antennae.

If a map of the world is on the back of his head FROM YESTERDAY, then what is tomorrow's map?
2009-11-30 16:02:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Because turtles have better idea.

What mean L.B.P.?
2009-12-03 00:23:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Lumpy blue pickles!

What does the acronymn A.F.E.O.L.F
2009-12-03 15:46:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


A Fat Elephant Opened Lemon Flavoring

How can you see so well?
2009-12-03 22:24:00

Author:
thefrozenpenquin
Posts: 479


Arrr... because I's a pirate, matey...


What is greenhouse gas?
2009-12-03 22:50:00

Author:
BabyDoll1970
Posts: 1567


Gases appearing from the non-methane containing kangarou farts.

What does L.O.P.E.C.A.N. mean?
2009-12-04 06:18:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


It means nothing

Why elephant have big ears?
2009-12-04 15:38:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


so they can run away from Ktang when he thinks up a new acronym

what does F.A... how do you pluck a goosE?
2009-12-04 18:40:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Lol time for more acronyms! and you bite it's tail off.

What does the acronym L.J.L.S.K. mean?!?!
2009-12-05 00:25:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Lasers...Jumbo Lasers...Spin Kick


Who was the 42 president of the United States of America?
2009-12-05 06:48:00

Author:
thefrozenpenquin
Posts: 479


Sackboy!

If i were to make a epic project how horribly would it fail?
2009-12-05 09:53:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


You project was to divide by zero and everything imploded into an asplosion!

What shall we do with the pie without an oven or stove for a cry out to food appears? (Have fun figuring that out)
2009-12-05 19:01:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


The answer ha ha owned.

Who invented the word "owned"?
2009-12-05 22:28:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


A super mutant eating donuts.

Why I have a giant spider on one hand and poop on the other?
2009-12-06 04:00:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


because its your lunch

If A= 2 and B=AxA what is the meaning of life?
2009-12-06 10:56:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


The meaning of life is to play LBP all day every day!

What am i thinking right now?
2009-12-06 11:30:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


"hmm i could eat a girl, and kiss a sandwich"

Why did i just say that?
2009-12-06 14:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


because girls are tasty and sandwiches are hot!

Is 4 a number?
2009-12-06 15:59:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


no its something you shout in golf2009-12-06 16:03:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


On holiday,

If i eated crayons will ma wee be colourful?
2009-12-06 16:12:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Sorry i accidently deleted the post i made earlier, It said wheres the question and it was right before kernelM said on holiday, sorry anyway heres the answer:

Yes so colourful that it would blind anyone who sees it, You then become famous and perform on a stage weeing of the 100000 people in the audience as you eat crayons!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?
2009-12-06 16:16:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


One and a half bear.

Why does people hold-up the bank?
2009-12-06 16:30:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Because of 42.


Was that you?!
2009-12-06 22:32:00

Author:
thefrozenpenquin
Posts: 479


i didnt mean tooo!!

Where'd she go?
2009-12-06 22:44:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Knights of the Round double cast 1MP, Mimic, Mimic, Mimic

What tastes better than Pi
2009-12-06 23:21:00

Author:
thefrozenpenquin
Posts: 479


a PIckle

What happens when you asplode 18 pickles by imploding 13 bonanas?
2009-12-07 16:03:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


you create a black hole!

Why is LBP so awesome?
2009-12-07 17:48:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


because of yo sackboy

Click here to find out more?
2009-12-07 20:58:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


*Clicks*

Would you jump around holding a pickle?
2009-12-08 00:52:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Nah, because I just give my pickle to a rabbit that he put it on Ebay..

What's the name of Mario Bros?
2009-12-08 02:45:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Chicken wings!

What's the name of a chicken wing?
2009-12-08 08:29:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Michael, Michael Jackson.

Why am i in college with nothing to do till 1:00PM???
2009-12-08 10:07:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


Because you don't notice that you're dead!

Why is my cat invisible?
2009-12-08 10:33:00

Author:
konniksanders
Posts: 104


It's not, its hiding from you.

If a chicken crosses a road, then what does a rooster do?
2009-12-08 15:59:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


27.

Purple bananas are...
2009-12-08 16:04:00

Author:
alexbull_uk
Posts: 1287


See through

Super man is a/n ......
2009-12-08 17:01:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


NOOB WHO PWNS!

Bribe me to win?
2009-12-08 19:40:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


I BRIBE YOU WIT A PICKLE!

If a rooster runs left and a hen runs right, what does a duck do?
2009-12-09 03:08:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


eats your face...

What will i say next?
2009-12-09 21:21:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Nothing because your sleeping.

Why did my arm just broke without reason?
2009-12-09 21:25:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


It was a rabbit...

Why did the rabbit brake phil_003 arm?
2009-12-09 21:29:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


To stop him from running. (you said BRAKE not BREAK)

Will you break your pickle?
2009-12-12 05:10:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Yeah it's a pi?ata!

How many sweets are inside the pi?ata pickle?
2009-12-12 14:42:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


86 spicy pickles!

Wanna try some spicy pickles?
2009-12-13 01:51:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


"Ktang you are arrested for crimes against pickles"

Peanut?
2009-12-13 10:22:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Peanut? what kind of question is that?2009-12-14 18:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


It's an awesome question!

why the other day I saw a turtle on fire with spicy pickles in the jungle?
2009-12-14 23:31:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


because you're a silly peanut.

What is the capital of the earth?
2009-12-15 20:51:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Firefly city.

AppppULJuuss?
2009-12-18 00:22:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Spicy pickle PPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIEEEEE!

IMA FIRIN MAH...!
2009-12-19 04:01:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609


Peanut laser gun!

How many peanuts can a peanut laser gun fire if a peanut laser gun could fire pickles?
2009-12-19 17:08:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Spicy pickles.

olleH naC ouY daeR sihT?
2009-12-19 21:45:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


no

where does butter come from?
2009-12-20 12:29:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


!selkciP

naC ouY daeR sihT?
2009-12-21 20:17:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


oN

erA ouY A ylliS elkciP?
2009-12-23 13:40:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


No! beqause your right

how mutch fingers do i got ?
2009-12-23 19:05:00

Author:
Unknown User


3.14159 squared

What happens if you open Sackboy's zipper?
2009-12-23 19:58:00

Author:
jeffcu28
Posts: 648


The sackgirls would go wild.

What if pickles were money?
2009-12-23 20:12:00

Author:
MMLgamer
Posts: 183


then i would eat coins

where do cats come from?
2009-12-23 23:40:00

Author:
Unknown User


dogs...

what happens if you snap your lbp disk
2009-12-23 23:42:00

Author:
rseah
Posts: 2701


Then Your Doomed :hero:

whats better MW2 are Modernwarfare 2
2009-12-24 13:02:00

Author:
Unknown User


Pickle.

Why am I obsessed with pickles?
2009-12-26 20:46:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Because you ARE a pickle. (Oh hang on this is the wrong answer game and thats the truth )

How much chocolate can i eat before i implode?
2009-12-27 23:03:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


62 pickles

Oh noes am I turning into ktang?
2009-12-28 19:38:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


No... you are turning into a robot, who will be featured in Little Big Apocalypse.

Am I fluffy?
2009-12-28 20:01:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


No, your fat. (don't hurt me... its just a game)

When someone asks you "A penny for your thoughts?" and you put your two cents in... where does the other penny go?
2009-12-28 20:36:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Nowhere

Does sackboy have a brain?
2009-12-28 20:45:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


Only if he's been to emerald city and seen the Wizard.

What's another word for thesaurus?
2009-12-28 20:52:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Dinosaur!

If I died now how would I post?
2009-12-28 21:00:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Most likely you would compost.

How does the next facial tissue know when to pop out of the box?
2009-12-28 22:35:00

Author:
enodrawkcab
Posts: 238


Hello!

What is a demon?
2009-12-28 22:59:00

Author:
Chump
Posts: 1712


A pickle.

Why iz people acting like gangsters and gamer nubs?
2009-12-29 22:00:00

Author:
ktang77
Posts: 592


Because they can't has cheezburger

Can I has cheezburger
2009-12-30 18:35:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078


Okay, one cheezebooger comin' right up!

Now where did I put that squirrel?
2009-12-30 21:39:00

Author:
jeffcu28
Posts: 648


You ate it.

How many french fries does it take for a pickle to pickle up some french fries?
2009-12-30 21:46:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592


For an answer ask the guy on the other side of the street.

How many peanuts there is in ma bag of flying giraffe with laser eyes?
2009-12-31 06:19:00

Author:
phil_003
Posts: 609



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