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Join in on the epic ongoing series of Undead Hope. A saga of the after math of a zombie outbreak based around the LBPC community! My Comments: I do respond to your requests! Please let me know if you have any suggestions and or concerns or questions. I am open minded and know a lot of you probably have a lot of great ideas! Also, if your actually reading this story and want to be added in, just ask! I would love to add more people in the story. Subscribing: If you want me to go out of my way and send a PM / visitor message when I have chapter updates; I would be more than happy to! Just let me know and I can add you on a subscribers list. If you subscribe i'll include you in the story, if your not already. Also give you the news when a new chapter is released and also offer spoilers if you REALLY want them! Subscribers: Critics acclaim: -Supersickie-"Let's just say that Hamsalad is a very creative, talented individual and can take his writing to places previously unexplored." -Awesomesman-"Woah...... that was awesome." -Yarbone-"Lol Ham!!!! That Hello Kitty underwear part is very funny man xD Nice ... It's great" It's so good it made Whaaale propose to Yarbone -Whaaaale-"Yarbone, your awesome in this story. I want to marry you, just because of this story. Will you let me? " -Don Vhalt-"I better say something that shows how awseome this is to be in the critical aclaim bit. It's brilliant if a zombie appocalypse is half as fun as your story bring it on." Chapter One: Lights Out (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_0d9zw9wdq&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Two: Reunions (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_1gpvvf6gn&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Three: Undead King (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_2dn22tr6s&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Four: Close Call (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_3ghs5p2cw&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Five: The Ghostest With The Mostest (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_5c89dpz55&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Six: The Unwelcome House Guest (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_6htts6vgz&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Seven: The Unlucky Salesman (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_7fk4nwmfn&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Eight: The Diary Of A Madman (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_8hjdx5mcd&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Nine: Fallen Crown (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_9fpr8xvck&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chater Ten: Mysterious Stranger (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_10f3w74hgc&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Eleven: Hope (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_11d4dz4bhr&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Twelve: New Friend (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_12fwzqrsgg&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Thirteen: Missing In Action (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_13gdwf3mfj&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) Chapter Fourteen:Bloodshed On The Horizon (http://docs.google.com/View?docid=dd8nhr9w_14dj39t4cr&pageview=1&hgd=1&hl=en) to be continued again!

2009-03-19 19:49:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Awesomeness personified...except not in a person. You get what I mean. Incarnate. Anyway, shotgun being head-zombie! (I only just noticed that I fitted "Shotgun" "head" and "zombie" into a sentence without the usual context)

2009-03-19 19:51:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Woah...... that was awesome.

2009-03-19 22:25:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Kewl. :O ... =D

2009-03-19 22:26:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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I have nothing to add..... but that was funny. Are you planning to include other forum members in the story?

2009-03-19 22:36:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Well, obviously I'm the head zombie. Duh. I shotgunned it.

2009-03-19 22:37:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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lol haha. Ya I'm going to include other members too. This was just my first installment! I was kind of just messing around writing that in the spam can and it just kept growing. And I thought it would be fun for everyone. and thanks for the compliments so far

2009-03-19 22:45:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I think it's really funny and soooooo good.... keep it up :3

2009-03-19 22:53:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Yeah... It's very good already, I want the next bit. :O

2009-03-19 23:01:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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I was going to put you in that section ghost but I ended it early...stupid work lol

2009-03-19 23:06:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Don't see how I'd fit in there actually. ^^ Unless it was like, I was there but no-one saw me. xD

2009-03-19 23:10:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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... Am I gonna be the ruler of the zombies? Or at least a random generic zombie? I wanna be a zombie

2009-03-20 00:44:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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Lol that's rate good liek lol. /jerry jackson Next part should have a big fat zombie that barfs flaming bananas.

2009-03-20 00:46:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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alright so ....rock and dawesbr want to be zombies... Got it lol. I wasn't planning as much dialoge for this part but it fit well. I'll try to add more people in

2009-03-20 01:00:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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cool - hey - police your casings Ham. You know what brass is going for these days?!? j/k?

2009-03-20 06:15:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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COOOOOl- the second addition is really good; what more can i say? oh yeah: That the idea of a pirate whos weapons are bananaz is just FULLY AWESOME!

2009-03-20 06:44:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Yarbone, your awesome in this story. I want to marry you, just because of this story. Will you let me? :eek:

2009-03-20 06:50:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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I'll think about it .... >_> Hey a banana!!!

2009-03-20 06:52:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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LI3K me wants teh 3rd installmentz0rz.

2009-03-20 07:26:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Pretty cool add, Ham, short and sweet. EDIT: I believe the first speech sentence should be a question mark rather than an exclamation mark. Just spotted that one.

2009-03-20 19:19:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Thanks, wish I would've made it longer but just thought this would be my introduction to the "evil side". thought it was a good ice breaker. I'll prob bounce back to the good side next and introduce a new character or two

2009-03-20 19:24:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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*Points to edit*

2009-03-20 19:25:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Thank's now its both!

2009-03-20 19:26:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Small Third Addition His fist slammed down on the arm of his tarnished throne in a fury. "How could they of survived that attack?! You fool, you assured me that there was no way they could survive!" The humble <assistants=assistant's> head was lowered in shame and fear and mumbled something uninterpretable. The wretched overload was flushed with anger and yelled "Answer me!" The terrified <assitant=assistant> responded "I am unsure <sire,=sire;> there were some of the elite units in that squad. Those mindless fools never get anything right." The ruler was quick to reply with his voice still trembling with anger "<Your=You?re> the fool, you should've sent more men." He took a deep breath and drastically calmed down. "Alright, it's not that big of a loss; we have hundreds of thousands more of those mindless oafs to send after them. It just seems total transformation of the planet is so far out of reach; I apologize for my short temper Dawesbr." Dawesbr who's eyes were dark and full of resentment forced himself to appear delighted replied with "It is alright RockSauron, we will get them all just you wait." The two zombie overlords were two of a select few who were transformed by the disease but still somehow remained their capability to reason. They took control of a castle in a remote area; and this elitist group of logical zombies command the lesser ones to their bidding. <Their goal,=Their goal:> complete "transformation" of the planet. to be continued again! There are a few corrections to your latest add.

2009-03-20 19:33:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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stop w/ the correcting already! lol thnx

2009-03-20 19:41:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Soooo Good side: -Hamsalad (the hero) -Yarbone (Crazy bananaz pirate) -Don Vhalt (The godfather) Evil side: - Rocksauron (zombie king???) - Dawesbr (zombie dude) Ok ... this is getting really awesome!!! Ham... don't you dare to even think about stopping to write this story Just saying... wub u :3 Because sometimes the Impossible can be conpossible if You're AWESOME!!

2009-03-20 19:57:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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lol hahaha. I'll try not to; I'll get another one out today. And that's how it is for now. Dawesbr is kind of second in command if you can't tell from that. That's how I wanted him to be at least. I plan to throw in a lot of twists and incorporate more people. I'm glad your liking it so far though!

2009-03-20 20:03:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Because sometimes the Impossible can be conpossible if You're AWESOME!! You'll be able to finish it considering you're FULLY AWESOME But seriously... you're pretty good at writing man I really couldn't do that

2009-03-20 20:06:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Thanks dude appreciate it; that gives me a little more motivation to make a serious attempt at writing a book. I'm going to make a real book as well. You better buy it when it comes out ! lol , i havn't started it yet just start theorizing for it

2009-03-20 20:13:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Me likzee . I want to start writing a story myself... sigh... Anywho, ZOMBIE KING! i'll make that my new custom user title .

2009-03-20 20:43:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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That is absolutely awesome, love that add. My only problem is with the last paragraph, it slips in to present tense, which I suggest you change just to make a little more sense. God, I want to be in this soon. xD

2009-03-20 21:04:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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What do you mean? How I say Hamsalad's voice brings him back? And you will. lol I keep planning on adding someone but i just keep putting a lot of detail into it lol

2009-03-20 21:07:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Like the last paragraph it's like 'He's doing this' whereas the previous paragraphs are all like 'He did this'.

2009-03-20 21:09:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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He's probably right... but i don't REalLy care. It's so good !!! Love it... Btw That pun in The, i believe 2nd addition, is pretty cool xD

2009-03-20 21:10:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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I'm having trouble understanding for some reason...probably because I wrote it... But do you mean when Don was having the flash back? I'll have to re-read it

2009-03-20 21:12:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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No lol it's really early. I think it's in the 2nd addition EDIT: btw... i don't really seem to talk 'Piraty' if you know what i mean

2009-03-20 21:14:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Ya I thought about that yesterday too. I was going to change it and give you pirate dialogue

2009-03-20 21:19:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I'm having trouble understanding for some reason...probably because I wrote it... But do you mean when Don was having the flash back? I'll have to re-read it No, not the flash back. I'll explain what I mean in an edit. EDIT: The Don's eyes darted over to the Bartelli Brother's Italian Resteraunt, he then had a flash back to a time ten years ago. He's was sitting at a table in a smoke filled room playing poker with other men dressed just like him. A man walked over to the Don and bended down to kiss the God Father's hand. The timid man asked "God Father, I have but a humble request." The Don nodded allowing him to proceed. "The Torterlli Family has killed my brother, we have to do something about this!" The Don said in a commanding voice "Vincent, Rico, go with our friend here and go show the Torterlli's why they don't mess with us." But he stopped with the flashback as soon as he heard the voice of Hamsalad, who brought to the dismal street. "Alright, so we'll continue to Cherryville; let's try to find some keys for one of these cars." Yarbone and Don then followed Hamsalad into a two story navy blue house, the paints appeared to be chipping off and the front doors were stained with blood. Yarbone suddenly said "I don't have a good feeling about this." Hamsalad kicked the door open, his trusty machine gun resting on his hip. Just then a skeletal zombie stood in the kitchen, directly infront of him. The zombie quickly turned and ran at him. Hamsalad opened fire and got three shots off only to next hear a click; his gun was jammed. The zombie saw his opportunity, and hit Hamsalad dead on, causing Ham to fall backwards. He instantly countered this though, by performing a backwards tumble, kicking the zombie off of him. The zombie landed onto its back, outside of the house; the Don quickly responded and shot the zombie in the head.

2009-03-20 21:19:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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I think I know what you mean because before I said Hamsalad wiped...then later I said hamsalad kicks? I changed it to kicked but that's the only thing I saw really

2009-03-20 21:22:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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nevermind... uhhh yeah

2009-03-20 21:29:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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My edit has pretty much fixed it all.

2009-03-20 21:29:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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I completely get what you mean now, I started editing it after reading yours and kind of putting it in my own words. I'm not sure how I switched my tense like that lol..

2009-03-20 21:39:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I completely get what you mean now, I started editing it after reading yours and kind of putting it in my own words. I'm not sure how I switched my tense like that lol.. Alright. Yeah, mine has kind of changed your words slightly, but that's just roughly what you should write I suppose.

2009-03-20 21:41:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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This story is epic, and Yarbone your cute. LOL! I hope you know I'm kidding.

2009-03-20 22:48:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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No ones said anything about me being the main villian =_= Ah well... Will you randomly kill off random people like I did?

2009-03-20 22:49:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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This story is epic, and Yarbone your cute. LOL! I hope you know I'm kidding. lol dude that made me laugh out loud. and thanks. And Rock I'm sure some people will die. Don't worry I'll shift to the evil people again soon. I just had to give you a cool introduction first.

2009-03-20 22:51:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Aaw... Next part pwease?

2009-03-20 22:58:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Lol I'm tempted to start writing it again soon. I'll do it on my next break!

2009-03-20 23:00:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Lol I'm tempted to start writing it again soon. I'll do it on my next break! *Crowd cheers* Yay! TEH ROARZ!

2009-03-20 23:06:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Lol I'm tempted to start writing it again soon. I'll do it on my next break! Whoooooo!!!!

2009-03-20 23:13:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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That... was awesome. :O

2009-03-21 00:55:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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yey reference to me GO STARBURSTS

2009-03-21 01:06:00 Author: Zommy Posts: 1232

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I had a feeling your were going to like this chapter. I hope everyone else likes it besides you lol....yep thats the first reference zommy i'm sure you'll see more

2009-03-21 01:07:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Very entertaining so far. I think I like Ghost even more now that he's into facts Nice work Ham

2009-03-21 06:13:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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'The Ghostest With the Mostest' is coolz0rz

2009-03-21 06:31:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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lol glad you guys are liking it. I wasn't sure how far you had read before I release these today Yarbone....I think I did two today

2009-03-21 07:19:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I made a random spin-off this just cause I was bored. Supposed to be set at the start of when the zombies were first arrising. ?Well, I've seen a lot of things in my time, but never something as truly horrific as this.? Hamsalad stated, shaking wildly. His eyes were whizzing around, staring at forty seven decapitated corpses that lay on the bloody floor. He steadied his AK-47, and then lowered it. Sweat was now gushing from his body, and it would be easy for him to accidently fire. He gulped down the saliva that was now bubbling away in his mouth, then he let go of the AK-47 with his left hand, reached into his pocket and pulled out a bottle of water. When he had first started this journey, the bottle was icy cool and was amazingly fresh. Unfortunately, ever since he entered this boiling hot underground chamber, from freezing point it slowly became warmer and warmer. He sighed, and then became very angry and filled up with rage. Being in such a hot place edits your mind-set drastically, and he was feeling abnormally berserk. He felt weak at that moment, but still used little energy in ripping the bottle cap off and gulping that water down. He gasped for air, and then gave a small grin as he crushed the bottle and dropped it on a corpse?s head. Little did he know, or even imagine that this was one of the worst decisions he had made in his life. All of a sudden, the bodies appeared to vibrate, and then transitioned slowly into a pale greenish colour. Skin and bones hung off the bodies, which caused the next occurrence in this already catastrophic one to be unbelievably petrifying. These now zombie-like creatures were emitting what appeared to be lightning from their extremely bony hands. They then pointed this downwards, and shot up so they were then standing up, in a motionless pose. Hamsalad?s expressions by this point were ones of amazement and true horror; he could not believe what he was seeing. Gripping the AK-47 tightly, he crept backwards, bumping into a flesh-eating monster that stood behind him.

2009-03-21 16:08:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Uh... It's Hamsalads story right? Or are you guys secretly co-operating? =_=

2009-03-21 16:12:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Nah, completely his story, Yarbone. I just decided to do that cause I thought it would be fun. I take no credit for the plot and what have you.

2009-03-21 16:15:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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get meh outta that chamba! lol. pretty crazy zombies. they shoot electricity and don't need heads!

2009-03-21 16:39:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Dood... have you already thought of a name?? Or is it just "Hamsalad's Epic Zombie Story" ?

2009-03-21 19:46:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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I kind of thought of that the other day. I'll prob rename it not sure what yet

2009-03-21 21:49:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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be prepared for some big twists.

2009-03-22 05:49:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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:O Make a new addition ASAP. :O Me wantz 2 reed sum stuf.

2009-03-22 18:57:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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ye, this pirate want me some moar! :arg:

2009-03-22 19:26:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Brilliant story.

2009-03-22 23:38:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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new eddition is up

2009-03-23 19:36:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Lol Ham!!!! That Hello Kitty underwear part is very funny man xD Nice ... It's great

2009-03-23 19:43:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Heh, fantastic new add, Ham.

2009-03-23 19:43:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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nice visual. lol Well done Ham.

2009-03-23 20:21:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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thanks glad you liked it. I know I was still kind of upset when I wrote it so I was hoping it wasn't going to impact it too much. I'll try to get another one or two out today. How can I add morgana25 in there...hmm. I think I have an idea but do you have any morgana

2009-03-23 20:29:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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lol wondor who it could be... maybe... ZOMG A ELEPHANT DOING THE CONGA!!!

2009-03-23 20:32:00 Author: Zommy Posts: 1232

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I leave it up to your artistic muse to decide. I'm sure I'll love it.

2009-03-23 21:38:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Taht was teh betsts.

2009-03-23 23:19:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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Haha that was some hot stuff, keep the pancakes comin. ...?

2009-03-23 23:30:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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cant wait til next chapter

2009-03-23 23:37:00 Author: Zommy Posts: 1232

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I know what happens next chapter cuz I'm psychic. I show up as the really fat zombie that blows up everything. Or I can be mysterion to fit my new PSN.

2009-03-23 23:38:00 Author: qrtda235566 Posts: 3664

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I know what happens next chapter cuz I'm psychic. I show up as the really fat zombie that blows up everything. Or I can be mysterion to fit my new PSN. or ill come along with a magnum .50 cal and blow someones head off and eat teh ghostest wit teh mostest

2009-03-23 23:41:00 Author: Zommy Posts: 1232

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lol thanks.....you guys are some pretty good theorizers.... I"m going to try to come out with another story tonight

2009-03-23 23:45:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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or maybe its just a zombie duck... called pete... pete rodriguez.... and maybe hes a monarch... or something alog those lines...

2009-03-23 23:50:00 Author: Zommy Posts: 1232

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Haha that was some hot stuff, keep the pancakes comin. ...? ummmmm pancakes

2009-03-23 23:57:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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ummmmm pancakes Yeah, pancakes. Love me some pancakes, served with a side of plankton. Good stuff.

2009-03-23 23:58:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Alright another parts up!

2009-03-24 01:02:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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yey for purple hairs!

2009-03-24 01:10:00 Author: Zommy Posts: 1232

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Haha nice chapter HamSalad, Zommy seems like a pretty crazy guy. This story is getting pretty big, can't wait to see a big twist. I like me some twists.

2009-03-24 04:40:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Great story! Also, theres a new Creative Writing sub-forum in the Artwork and Creativity, section, you may want to ask CC to move it. But of course you don't have to. :hero:

2009-03-24 05:45:00 Author: Kog Posts: 2358

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New Chapters up

2009-03-24 18:46:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Heh, they're cool. I see how they relate to the current situation.

2009-03-24 18:55:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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what ghost said except I'm probaly a zombie now maybe I'll keep control of my thoughts of something)

2009-03-24 18:57:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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may bay, may bay not Don. You'll have to see muahahah

2009-03-24 19:01:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Is that the best you can do mate, c'mon I thought you could make up some more stories about me better than that

2009-03-24 19:12:00 Author: QuozL Posts: 921

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Nope certainly not. No one said you were done in the story. I'm glad your reading it though. Didn't know you were a fan of my work! Although I'll have to think of some cool expansion ideas.

2009-03-24 19:14:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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may bay, may bay not Don. You'll have to see muahahah zobification was the most obvious thing...... The story rocks (as in good not rocksauron) anyway

2009-03-24 19:18:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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Hahaha all right mate if it makes you feel better you go for it, I'm sure you can come up with some great ones like in your convo with Ghost

2009-03-24 19:19:00 Author: QuozL Posts: 921

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Naw that was just my personal beliefs (Although the story certainly reflects that I"m sure; but not as drastic). And I certainly wasn't trying to hide anything by posting on a public profile. I'll keep it friendlier than that though. I think this is a cool personification of you! I'll release another chapter later if your excited for it.

2009-03-24 19:22:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Hey if it makes you happy, go for it

2009-03-24 19:27:00 Author: QuozL Posts: 921

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Hahaha! Plus, I'm in it! Woop! *Stares with angry eyes at RockSauron*

2009-03-24 19:34:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Ya i'll switch back to the evil side soon. Prob next chapter or the one after that. I have to actually think of some plotting for them lol haha

2009-03-24 19:36:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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you should probably make the new title of the tread *FULLY NEW CHAPTER* or something... xD Anyways... the new chapter is awesome!!!

2009-03-24 22:49:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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*sigh* I'm sure missing this.... hint hint Ham. No pressure but it was really funny to check out from work.

2009-03-26 00:54:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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lol fine! ahha. I'll see if I can write one tonight I might not have time. I was thinking about stopping. But I'll try to conjure something up

2009-03-26 01:02:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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yea! Peer pressure wins.... I think. I just wanted you to know how much I've enjoyed it. It's funny as heck and it would be a shame to stop since you're terribly good at it.

2009-03-26 01:10:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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I'm glad you do; and thanks for telling me, I apprecaite it. That gives me some steam to do it.

2009-03-26 01:32:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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due to popular demand I released a small addition

2009-03-26 02:05:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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:O Ghost how could you! Traitor!

2009-03-26 02:12:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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a twist - ooooooohhhhh! I still like Ghost, because he likes facts AND has a gray moral code we get to explore (at least in the story.) I'm not going to judge yet, Ghost may not have a choice or does he.... dum dum dum!!! (imagine that's cliffhanger music....gosh, I'm lame sometimes.)

2009-03-26 02:20:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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... Lol.. I still think you're doing yarbone with the bananaz really good man xD so anyway.... That's really cool, about Ghost, because it's getting more and more interesting . I love it! And don't you dare to stop with this story wub u :3 btw... I saw you changed titel to fully new chapter Thats li3k fully awesome

2009-03-26 06:18:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Awesome new chapter, Ham.

2009-03-26 07:41:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Ahem. ... Awesome.

2009-03-26 09:57:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Heh just read it, very nice

2009-03-26 10:17:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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thanks, glad you guys are liking it. lol @ dawesbr

2009-03-26 17:15:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Oh - so sad..... but the great story continues. Thanks Ham... you don't mind if I just call you Ham right? lol I've just sort of assumed it's like your first name online Ham Salad - so the neighbor kids would have to call you Mr. Salad. Ok - time to go home from work - I've developed a case of the sillies. Thanks for the new chapter Mr. Salad. dawesbr - seriously funny laugh.

2009-03-26 23:24:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Ohhh some sort of ELF WOMAN EH!? Awesome.

2009-03-27 00:35:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Oh - so sad..... but the great story continues. Thanks Ham... you don't mind if I just call you Ham right? lol I've just sort of assumed it's like your first name online Ham Salad - so the neighbor kids would have to call you Mr. Salad. Ok - time to go home from work - I've developed a case of the sillies. Thanks for the new chapter Mr. Salad. dawesbr - seriously funny laugh. That's Colonel Mr. Salad to you...lol

2009-03-27 00:45:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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That's Colonel Mr. Salad to you...lol Sir, yes sir! *makes pathetic attempt to salute* lol

2009-03-27 00:49:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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The stranger chapter is awesome! :3 'nuf said

2009-03-27 06:16:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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You simply saying 'Colonel' reminded me of KFC.

2009-03-27 08:51:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Oh noes, they is dieds! Hell if I care, I'm evil! MWAHAHA! Awesome+1

2009-03-27 09:23:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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lol that could be arranged haha

2009-03-27 16:58:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Sorry, but what could be arranged, Mr Colonel Salad, sir?

2009-03-27 18:32:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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lol haha. what Ghost said I guess. I was messing around

2009-03-27 18:37:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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We needs a FULLY NEW CHAPTER in here STAT!

2009-03-27 18:41:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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lol . i'll try to make one when I go on lunch.

2009-03-27 18:45:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Sorry, but what could be arranged, Mr Colonel Salad, sir? Nothing that deserves another mentioning... Let's just say that Hamsalad is a very creative, talented individual and can take his writing to places previously unexplored. Moving on...

2009-03-27 18:48:00 Author: supersickie Posts: 1366

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lol hahah. supersickie is uberz. thanks. Have you been reading it by any chance super? if so i can put you in the story if you want. That goes for anyone that's read it. Feel free to drop a comment / request and I'll try to put you in.

2009-03-27 18:53:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I've found out what he posted now. He seems to have calmed down a bit Anyway, please post MOAR.

2009-03-27 19:50:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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new chapters out

2009-03-27 21:45:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Hahaha I love this chapter! The ending is brilliant, it's a really awesome addition

2009-03-27 22:06:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Cool! It's raining shiny pointed death. Nice addition. Really perks up my afternoons after a new chapter. Thanks for that.

2009-03-27 22:25:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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the zombies exploded and a severed arm flew through the air and slapped Yarbone in the face. LOL! Beast chapter Ham.

2009-03-27 22:37:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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hahah, glad you guys liked it. And I"m glad it gives you some excitement at work morgana

2009-03-27 22:49:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I better say something that shows how awseome this is to be in the critical aclaim bit. It's brilliant if a zombie appocalypse is half as fun as your story bring it on.

2009-03-27 23:19:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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lol check it out

2009-03-27 23:29:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Cool. FT10C

2009-03-27 23:37:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270

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Epic story! It's very creative and funny, I wish sometimes I was that creative! Anyways, please make more of these chapters. You'll make us very happy if you do.

2009-03-27 23:50:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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Cool glad you liked it. Stay tuned for moar chapters!

2009-03-28 00:01:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Dood!... Awesome o.0 I really like this chapter... I'm gonna print this stuff when it's finished :o

2009-03-28 08:14:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Lol, at the Critics Acclaim section. Ahahha, I want the next chapter soon please. K thx bai.

2009-03-29 23:09:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Ok, I'll be writing an addition today. I was going to right now but I won't have time. I want to give myself 15-20 minutes at least. I'll have another up today

2009-03-30 19:21:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Yea! I was starved all weekend don't rush though - quality takes time and I appreciate all the time you put into this. It seriously perks up my afternoons.

2009-03-30 19:34:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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lol haha, I was going to write one over the weekend but I was too lazy. But I'm glad to hear it. I should have one up probably within the hour or hour and a half.

2009-03-30 20:01:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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I want to see teh next one

2009-03-30 21:22:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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New chapters out...I was going to do more but I ran out of time.

2009-03-30 21:32:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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SWEET! The elf's outta the bag! Thanks Ham - another cool chapter.

2009-03-30 22:14:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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"Pretty weird? Your name's Hamsalad." Hamsalad shrugged and said "Fair enough." That's teh awesome part :3

2009-03-31 05:15:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Am I the only one who isn't able to follow this at all?

2009-03-31 05:27:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Read it from the beginning and think of them like quick cuts in a movie. Makes much more sense. Also - I don't think all of it is supposed to totally make sense. That's why it's funny and the stuff that does make sense, make it cool. imo

2009-03-31 05:33:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Read it from the beginning and think of them like quick cuts in a movie. Makes much more sense. Also - I don't think all of it is supposed to totally make sense. That's why it's funny and the stuff that does make sense, make it cool. imo That's kind of how I envisioned it, like cuts to movie scenes. I thought it all went in order to make sense as in a series of events. I'm not sure what parts arn't making sense to you, just it not being realistic?

2009-03-31 06:05:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Well - zombies aren't "real" are they Ham? No seriously - I'm askin'. I need to lock and load if they are?!!? j/k There are two groups of people and the story bounces between the two groups - think like rebels versus empire in Star Wars movies. Two groups - same world - different parts of the story going on. Got it Code1337? Or are you having trouble with some of the funny/eccentric parts like the Starbursts and bananas?

2009-03-31 06:29:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Well - zombies aren't "real" are they Ham? No seriously - I'm askin'. I need to lock and load if they are?!!? j/k There are two groups of people and the story bounces between the two groups - think like rebels versus empire in Star Wars movies. Two groups - same world - different parts of the story going on. Got it Code1337? Or are you having trouble with some of the funny/eccentric parts like the Starbursts and bananas? It bounces back and forth without notification, so I get confused, and I don't really get what exactly the whole plot is. I'll go dig a hole for myself now.

2009-03-31 22:05:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Don't dig a hole. lol So far the plot is that the good guys are trying to get to another town and are at an abandoned house at the moment and the bad guys are trying to zombify the world and getting pretty aggravated that Ham and his group are hard to get rid of. The bananas, and other stuff are for fun and character development but that's the basic idea so far....imo Ham care to elaborate?- I don't want to speak for the author so to speak.

2009-04-01 00:09:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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No you got it, the bad guys are trying to zombify the world. and are getting angry it's taking so long. and the good guys are pretty much just trying to survive. And I'm not sure what more notification I'm supposed to give; I imagine when it first changes it might throw you off but I thought people would be able to tell what's going on.

2009-04-01 00:39:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Another awesome chapter. Looking forward for more!

2009-04-01 16:04:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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No you got it, the bad guys are trying to zombify the world. and are getting angry it's taking so long. and the good guys are pretty much just trying to survive. And I'm not sure what more notification I'm supposed to give; I imagine when it first changes it might throw you off but I thought people would be able to tell what's going on. Well I'm used to some sort of notification... makes sense now though.

2009-04-02 01:12:00 Author: Code1337 Posts: 3476

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Ya, just picture it as a movie....

2009-04-02 01:14:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Holy crap, a new chapter!

2009-04-04 22:13:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Excellent work - as always - I love the suspense with Zommy missing in the basement.

2009-04-04 22:37:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Another great chapter. The suspense is building up in this story. I can see a lot of plot twists happening...

2009-04-05 10:01:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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I should probably draw a picture of the banana pirate because he must look hilarious, with that underwear :arg: And with he i mean mean me Anyway... Great chapter Ham!

2009-04-05 17:37:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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This is the most awesome return-from-holiday present EVAR! To quote Bananabone: FULLY AWESOME

2009-04-06 13:11:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Bananabone lol You're using the wrong color btw Because i doesn't look LIEK FULLY ACTION MODE... j/k you're awesome Anywayz0rz... Ham ... <_< You should write another chaptor :3

2009-04-06 18:14:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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lol....would that be FULLY AWESOME

2009-04-06 18:33:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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What's with the confusion in my profile? I thought I mentioned my trip to Spain...anywho, awesome awesomeness is awesome.

2009-04-07 22:59:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Great job on the story so far, I have really enjoyed reading all the chapters so far. Can't wait to see who all else is going to be added to your story. Just waiting for the next chapter so come out now, so i will have something to read...keep up the great work...

2009-04-13 05:06:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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Please release new chapter NAOW I need more of teh awesomeness!

2009-04-13 22:31:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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*Whips out a huge axe* If a new chapter is not added ASAP, I will send the zombies on you and make them go crazeh! :O

2009-04-15 17:27:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Sorry guys, I know a lot of you have been waiting for a new chapter. I guess I'm just kind of burnt out of the forums a little bit now (with lack of spam can and what not). And I'm being more serious at work so I am spending less time browsing anyway. I'm just kind of not in the mood to write right now. The whole point of writing before was to have fun with all the people I was hanging out with on here. And I'm not really doing that now D: . So maybe soon I'll get some ambition to write again, sorry to let you all down.

2009-04-15 20:32:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooo.......................................... ....................... ;_;

2009-04-15 20:37:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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*Zombies charge at Ham* Doesn't quite seem as fun as I'd have hoped. Ah well, suppose it's best not to write stories when you don't enjoy. I don't mind... too much. *Lifts up gun to head and fires trigger*

2009-04-16 10:35:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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I won't say it's done for now but just in hibernation.

2009-04-16 18:03:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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It's official...after a long break I'm in the mood to write again....And it's going to be awesome 8) IDK who I can make be another bad guy that will actually read the story

2009-04-24 20:42:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Just check dawsber & RockSaurun's friends lists..... j/k How about people who accepted "the peanut"?

2009-04-24 21:00:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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NEW chapters out, I added Cog and Whaaaale

2009-04-24 21:59:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Oh man am I awesome in this story or what, yeah... Take my orders you fools, TAKE EM! Jk, lol nice addition Ham, not just because I'm in it, though it is pretty awesome. Keep it up!

2009-04-24 22:12:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Ya you are Whaale! haha, your teh bossman! haha. ya you are pretty awesome though. Epic battle inc! haha I'm glad you liked it

2009-04-24 22:22:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Read it. Loved it. Simple as.

2009-04-24 22:27:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Cool - army guys! Nice addition Hamsalad!

2009-04-24 22:39:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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Chances we'll all meet up in the most awesome battle ever? Sweet out of Awesome. (If you could F4F on my story, it'd be great. )

2009-04-24 22:41:00 Author: dawesbr Posts: 3280

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Can't wait to see this epic battle, better make the chapter quick.

2009-04-24 22:42:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Holy flying cows from mars, I sound epic :3 Really good re-intro! Battle sounds like it's going to be epic. Now that I have finished this post I will go and start writing my stories Act I recap, and the first chapter of ACT II!!!!!!!!!! :hero:

2009-04-24 23:39:00 Author: Kog Posts: 2358

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Haha, that was awesome. Nothing more to say.

2009-04-25 01:13:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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That was a epic comeback for your story! I love stories with multiple storylines, and I think the other guys should cross up with the guys in this latest chapter eventually.

2009-04-25 08:34:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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^what he said anywayssss.... You are totally fully pro!! Seriously, this chapter was really good. multiple story lines ftw!!!

2009-04-25 14:57:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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Just wanted to say great job on the story Sushi Man. Had to do a lot of catch up reading today when I signed on but it was worth it, keep up the good work will look forward to reading more....

2009-05-01 01:33:00 Author: Lil-Pingin Posts: 396

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*Waits for a new chapter*

2009-05-02 23:03:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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lol sorry, kind of had this on the back burner lately. I'll start thinking a new one up

2009-05-06 20:32:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Oh!!!!1! but you will make one or I will come to your house and steal a cookiE!!!!!

2009-05-06 20:37:00 Author: Yarbone Posts: 3036

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I hope the new chapter comes soon, it's been a bit of a while. I'm sure the next chapter will be awesome.

2009-05-06 21:27:00 Author: lk9988 Posts: 1077

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Oh!!!!1! but you will make one or I will come to your house and steal a cookiE!!!!! You're truly evil. xD

2009-05-07 07:57:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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Needs a new chapter imo.

2009-05-16 22:09:00 Author: HalfaSack Posts: 214

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Fine you guys are coxing me into making another chapter. It just sucks I don't get a ton of time anymore cause I'm actually trying to work lol

2009-05-19 00:03:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Fine you guys are coxing me into making another chapter. It just sucks I don't get a ton of time anymore cause I'm actually trying to work lol Work sucks. xD

2009-05-19 20:38:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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I might start writing this again; just wanted to let you guys know .

2009-09-21 03:20:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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:O Are you... cerial?

2009-09-22 21:54:00 Author: Bear Posts: 2079

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I doubt i was ever in it D; But yeah, start it nau!

2009-09-27 22:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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read it and find out alex! lol. i am still tempted to finish this thing off / write more

2010-09-12 15:31:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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Holy crap...only yesterday I was wondering what happened to you. And now you're here. Today. *dies*

2010-09-12 15:32:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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lol, yea havnt been on here in a really long time. but i just recently have finished (almost) a level. It's called farmageddov(a bomb survival). cant wait for lbp2

2010-09-12 15:42:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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HAM!! You're back! <3

2010-09-12 16:15:00 Author: Unknown User

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Why hello there Ham.

2010-09-12 16:20:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701

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Hey man, didn't know if you were still here. looks like you've got better at making sigs lol

2010-09-12 17:38:00 Author: Hamsalad Posts: 2551

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This story is under read.

2012-08-13 20:07:00 Author: HalfaSack Posts: 214

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This story is under read. I'm pretty sure performing a two-year bump on an old thread just to inform people of your status on reading it isn't allowed here...

2012-08-13 21:48:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Ya... mentioned that then locked the thread and Ham requested I re-open it. Don't want to punish him for the necro'd thread revival. But ya, in future, please check the dates of threads you want to post in. 2 years is too old a thread to revive normally.

2012-08-13 21:51:00 Author: Morgana25 Posts: 5983

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