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Pudding.

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Eat some pudding.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA		2015-12-03 17:37:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Omg! Times have really changed! When I was young it sounded more like: eat some spinach! 2015-12-04 08:45:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

Omg! Times have really changed! When I was young it sounded more like: eat some spinach!

Much healthier than pudding, but okay!		2015-12-04 18:55:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e3/1c/d7/e31cd7acaece368d43654200fd3e27df.jpg2015-12-08 14:25:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Hahaha, this pudding is disturbing and traumatizing, I'm afraid that I won't get this picture out of my head anymore! I probably won''t be able to eat pudding anymore! Omg! 2015-12-08 18:12:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

Hahaha, this pudding is disturbing and traumatizing, I'm afraid that I won't get this picture out of my head anymore! I probably won''t be able to eat pudding anymore! Omg!

A pudding with a face!? It's cute! *takes bite*		2015-12-09 06:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Did you ever consider that your pudding could bite back??? 2015-12-09 08:25:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

You two are weird.2015-12-09 12:37:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Hahaha, FreeAim, true words! 2015-12-09 13:26:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

Did you ever consider that your pudding could bite back???


That's why you eat the face first.... Unless it's jelly.... If it's jelly, you should drop the spoon and run, trust me from experience.		2015-12-09 18:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Me, I do not eat anything with a face. That pudding? It has a face.2015-12-10 04:53:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

Me, I do not eat anything with a face.

Hi Diamond, thats a really wise attitude! I would not have the heart to eat my muesli, if it would look at me with sad eyes and tears rolling down its cheeks!


Btw! I don't like salty muesli! 		2015-12-10 16:50:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

More for me then! 2015-12-10 17:11:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Tofu is delicious, but when people try to turn tofu into pudding... eughhhhh...
But I do kind-of like Chocolate Avocado Pudding! But avocado is better when smashed and put on toast with salt and pepper and tomato cayenne chao tofu... Mmmmm...

But pudding made from tapioca is yum yum!!!		2015-12-14 11:01:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

Tofu is delicious, but when people try to turn tofu into pudding... eughhhhh...
But I do kind-of like Chocolate Avocado Pudding! But avocado is better when smashed and put on toast with salt and pepper and tomato cayenne chao tofu... Mmmmm...

But pudding made from tapioca is yum yum!!!


What? You don't like tofu pudding, but you put tofu on it anyway? *shrugs*

And I may not be the creative type, but I can imagine a tomato on top of black pudding, on toast.... Who would do such a thing!? Creating a monster in my lab! Wait, what flavour is this yoghurt?		2015-12-15 06:25:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

That part was not about pudding, but how I like avocado better when on toast with salt and pepper and chao tofu. Not the pudding...

And Chao tofu is fermented tofu, it's sometimes called "tofu cheese" for this fermentation makes it taste like cheese, but with no cows harmed!
Field Roast happens to make this into an actual cheeze where they combine chao tofu with coconut oil, and it gets a very melty personality, and makes it taste SO GOOD!

Wait... how I am turning this pudding thread into a cheeze thread? :O

I'm curious if there is a date pudding... that would be SO YUMMY!

Oh wait! There is! ^^

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqfngd5kxc1qdi3qyo1_500.jpg

I need to make this...		2015-12-15 07:22:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

That part was not about pudding, but how I like avocado better when on toast with salt and pepper and chao tofu. Not the pudding...

And Chao tofu is fermented tofu, it's sometimes called "tofu cheese" for this fermentation makes it taste like cheese, but with no cows harmed!
Field Roast happens to make this into an actual cheeze where they combine chao tofu with coconut oil, and it gets a very melty personality, and makes it taste SO GOOD!

Wait... how I am turning this pudding thread into a cheeze thread? :O

I'm curious if there is a date pudding... that would be SO YUMMY!

Oh wait! There is! ^^

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqfngd5kxc1qdi3qyo1_500.jpg

I need to make this...

That looks like a sponge painted brown, with raisins stuffed inside!
That actually didn't sound too bad.....

Now this is pudding!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU

I could be hearing things, but does the song say:
Puddi Puddi
puddi puddi
she cooked a dead guy!
giga puddi
puddi puddi
puddi puddi
puddi puddi
Yo, fatty
Giga puddi
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Strange..... 		2015-12-15 17:33:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Hahaha, Sir monacle, that actually sounded bad!!!!! Diamond, I have to apologize for this improvident utterances of my young Padawan! I assume full responsibility! 2015-12-15 18:29:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

Hahaha, Sir monacle, that actually sounded bad!!!!! Diamond, I have to apologize for this improvident utterances of my young Padawan! I assume full responsibility!

So, it's not a sponge painted brown? I'm curious!

Only if it was real...
I've been trying to eat my monitor for hours... I don't think it's working.		2015-12-15 21:32:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

So, it's not a sponge painted brown? I'm curious!

Only if it was real...
I've been trying to eat my monitor for hours... I don't think it's working.

It's Date Pudding, and it is real! Think, a date cake smothered in a caramel like syrup until super moist and delectable. But wait! You seem to not know what a date is! Well... I will explain one of nature's most delicious fruits to you.

"A Date's English name (through Old French), as well as the Latin species name dactylifera, both come from the Greek word for "finger", d?ktulos, because of the fruit's elongated shape. Dates are oval-cylindrical, 3–7 cm long, and 2–3 cm (0.79–1.18 in) diameter, and when ripe, range from bright red to bright yellow in colour, depending on variety. Dates contain a single stone about 2–2.5 cm (0.79–0.98 in) long and 6–8 mm (0.24–0.31 in) thick. Three main cultivar groups of date exist: soft (e.g. 'Barhee', 'Halawy', 'Khadrawy', 'Medjool&apos, semi-dry (e.g. 'Dayri', 'Deglet Noor', 'Zahdi&apos, and dry (e.g. 'Thoory&apos. The type of fruit depends on the glucose, fructose and sucrose content.
The date palm is dioecious, having separate male and female plants. They can be easily grown from seed, but only 50 percent of seedlings will be female and hence fruit bearing, and dates from seedling plants are often smaller and of poorer quality. Most commercial plantations thus use cuttings of heavily cropping cultivars. Plants grown from cuttings will fruit 2–3 years earlier than seedling plants.
Dates are an important traditional crop in Iraq, Arabia, and north Africa west to Morocco. Dates are also mentioned more than 50 times in the Bible and 20 times in the Qur'an. In Islamic culture, dates and yogurt or milk are traditionally the first foods consumed for Iftar after the sun has set during Ramadan. Dates (especially Medjool and Deglet Noor) are also cultivated in America in southern California, Arizona and southern Florida in the United States and in Sonora and Baja California in Mexico.
Date palms can take 4 to 8 years after planting before they will bear fruit, and produce viable yields for commercial harvest between 7 to 10 years. Mature date palms can produce 68 to 176 kilograms (150 to 300 lb) of dates per harvest season, although they do not all ripen at the same time so several harvests are required. In order to get fruit of marketable quality, the bunches of dates must be thinned and bagged or covered before ripening so that the remaining fruits grow larger and are protected from weather and pests such as birds."

Extracted from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_palm		2015-12-16 06:34:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

It's Date Pudding, and it is real! Think, a date cake smothered in a caramel like syrup until super moist and delectable. But wait! You seem to not know what a date is! Well... I will explain one of nature's most delicious fruits to you.

"A Date's English name (through Old French), as well as the Latin species name dactylifera, both come from the Greek word for "finger", d?ktulos, because of the fruit's elongated shape. Dates are oval-cylindrical, 3–7 cm long, and 2–3 cm (0.79–1.18 in) diameter, and when ripe, range from bright red to bright yellow in colour, depending on variety. Dates contain a single stone about 2–2.5 cm (0.79–0.98 in) long and 6–8 mm (0.24–0.31 in) thick. Three main cultivar groups of date exist: soft (e.g. 'Barhee', 'Halawy', 'Khadrawy', 'Medjool&apos, semi-dry (e.g. 'Dayri', 'Deglet Noor', 'Zahdi&apos, and dry (e.g. 'Thoory&apos. The type of fruit depends on the glucose, fructose and sucrose content.
The date palm is dioecious, having separate male and female plants. They can be easily grown from seed, but only 50 percent of seedlings will be female and hence fruit bearing, and dates from seedling plants are often smaller and of poorer quality. Most commercial plantations thus use cuttings of heavily cropping cultivars. Plants grown from cuttings will fruit 2–3 years earlier than seedling plants.
Dates are an important traditional crop in Iraq, Arabia, and north Africa west to Morocco. Dates are also mentioned more than 50 times in the Bible and 20 times in the Qur'an. In Islamic culture, dates and yogurt or milk are traditionally the first foods consumed for Iftar after the sun has set during Ramadan. Dates (especially Medjool and Deglet Noor) are also cultivated in America in southern California, Arizona and southern Florida in the United States and in Sonora and Baja California in Mexico.
Date palms can take 4 to 8 years after planting before they will bear fruit, and produce viable yields for commercial harvest between 7 to 10 years. Mature date palms can produce 68 to 176 kilograms (150 to 300 lb) of dates per harvest season, although they do not all ripen at the same time so several harvests are required. In order to get fruit of marketable quality, the bunches of dates must be thinned and bagged or covered before ripening so that the remaining fruits grow larger and are protected from weather and pests such as birds."

Extracted from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Date_palm

I might not have heard of it for the following reasons:

I'm (sadly) not in Monaco.

They don't let me touch the bible for some odd reason..... (never trust a priest)

And i'm not a gardener.....
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So it should be interesting....

Ah, well...... I prefer my dessert in a way like this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMijURKz22o		2015-12-16 06:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I haven't eaten pudding in a long, long time...

Maybe because last time I ate, I also ate a bug.

Crunchy proteins.		2015-12-16 12:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I love Pudding, though there is a fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm called "Sweet porridge" with a scene where the the saucepan doesn't stop cooking porridge anymore and the whole town gets buried under porridge! This has been rather scary to me! I'm sure that the Brothers Grimm have been wrong! Its not been porridge...I'm sure that its been pudding!

http://www.fairytalenights.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sweet-porridge.jpg

Many greetings, Jürgen^^		2015-12-16 13:11:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981

I love Pudding, though there is a fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm called "Sweet porridge" with a scene where the the saucepan doesn't stop cooking porridge anymore and the whole town gets buried under porridge! This has been rather scary to me! I'm sure that the Brothers Grimm have been wrong! Its not been porridge...I'm sure that its been pudding!

http://www.fairytalenights.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sweet-porridge.jpg

Many greetings, Jürgen^^

A whole village coated in porridge!? Tasty!

Isn't that a good thing?

Wouldn't it feed the town? Or (at least) it would feed me! 		2015-12-16 16:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I think the moral of the story is: even the sweetest things, either porridge or pudding, are only good if you enjoy them in moderation! 2015-12-16 18:15:00

Author:
CuriousSack
Posts: 3981


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