Archive: 9 posts

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This tiny, unassuming character, flutters about the world, bewildered by the sheer size of it. With his thin yellow legs, dumpling sized body, pea sized head and Kebab wings, he struggles to rise to the giddy heights of his more regal family tree. You can see the shame in his beady eyes. He struggles to fit in and is often left on the subs bench, twiddling those ineffectual wings as if he resents their very existence. A porter more than a protagonist, his only real claim to fame is that he can carry other, more interesting characters, to those hard to reach places so they can continue their epic journey of growth and discovery. He'll always be small and puny though and no amount of wishful thinking will ever change that. He's not a hero or a villain and has no value in the world of this little big planet. But as we grow nearer Christmas and the good cheer and merriness pervades the farther reaches of the Imagisphere, perhaps a purpose will emerge, perhaps there IS something that Swoop is useful for and one day he'll be appreciated for what he is. So, LBP creators, it's time to give Swoop the opportunity to shine and find the perfect place for him. Sackboy, Toggle and Oddsock will thank you for it ... Cover the chicken loosely with foil and roast in the oven for 30 minutes. After 30 minutes, remove the foil and roast for another 20-30 minutes and reduce the temperature to 160C-180C/320F-350F/Gas 3-4. It's fully cooked when the juices run clear when the bird is pierced in the thigh with a skewer.. Happy Christmas Swoop.

2014-12-16 19:33:00 Author: GribbleGrunger Posts: 3910

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When using Swoop always include a broadcast microchip that will randomly drop a white paint ball from swoop to keep the bird more realistic.

2014-12-16 19:40:00 Author: blastroid Posts: 262

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11/10 would bait-and-switch expectations again

2014-12-16 21:20:00 Author: The11thWheatley Posts: 230

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LOL, sounds delicious. Perhaps the skeleton could be used as a decoration afterwards.

2014-12-16 21:56:00 Author: aratiatia Posts: 374

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http://i.imgur.com/QcakIcz.gif (Swoop is my favorite new character )

2014-12-17 00:06:00 Author: Ryuhza Posts: 355

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I found a use for Swoop. I made him ridable so he can... carry the more interesting characters. Well dang.

2014-12-17 15:31:00 Author: Sehven Posts: 2188

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I feel like swoop is easily the best one lol toggle is just fat sackboy and oddsock is.... an oddsock

2014-12-17 17:33:00 Author: Razortehkill Posts: 173

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I feel like swoop is easily the best one lol toggle is just fat sackboy and oddsock is.... an oddsock http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/28/1272450741733/Roast-chicken-006.jpg

2014-12-17 18:17:00 Author: GribbleGrunger Posts: 3910

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Poor Swoop. If they hadn't cut so much from the end of the story maybe they would have gotten more love.

2014-12-17 20:04:00 Author: Tyler Posts: 663

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