Archive: 16 posts

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So I was scribbling equations into my notebook during my algebra class. I had to retake algebra for a second year because I suck at math. Anyway when I was solving the problem, my teacher called on me to answer it for the class. I walked up to the board and did my little thing but the problem was wrong. My teacher frustrated, started yelling at me for not paying attention and the students began to laugh. The embarrassment punched me in the gut and I felt like curling up and crying. My embarrassment turned to sorrow, my sorrow turned to rage, and I turned into an inferno of wrath. From my hyperspace arsenal I pulled a flame thrower from the void and engulfed the classroom with my furious stream of flame. The students screamed and ducked in cover when the teacher had pulled out her own liquid oxygen based weaponry. The raging flames of anger and the ice cold tempest of pure hatred clashed and the classroom soon became something pulled from the writings of Dante. The battle continued on for hours until we were down to frostbitten flesh and charred skin. Using the last of our strength we moved toward one another to deliver our final blows. With every drop of blood that fell, so too did a part of our fighting spirit. Soon our rage had subsided and the battle became an understanding between two pained souls crying out for the sweet embrace of darkness so they may have a modicum of peace. Losing the last of their will, I delivered the final blow, bloodied and victorious, yet with a deep sense of sorrow. I failed my Algebra class yet again.

2014-02-06 01:17:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49

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Loosing You're going to fail English too if you carry on like this

2014-02-06 01:55:00 Author: ARD Posts: 4291

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You're going to fail English too if you carry on like this She was pretty loose when I delivered that punch.

2014-02-06 01:58:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49

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From my hyperspace arsenal I pulled a flame thrower from the void and engulfed the classroom with my furious stream of flame. The students screamed and ducked in cover when the teacher had pulled out her own liquid oxygen based weaponry. Considering the -180?C boiling point of oxygen, how did your teacher's weapon not simply combine with the pre-existing flames producing an enormous burning cloud of death rivaling a bomb, destroying everything in the blink of an eye!?

2014-02-06 02:28:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431

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Considering the -180?C boiling point of oxygen, how did your teacher's weapon not simply combine with the pre-existing flames producing an enormous burning cloud of death rivaling a bomb, destroying everything in the blink of an eye!? Because my sexiness was so incomprehensible that physics said "screw it."

2014-02-06 02:46:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49

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Because my sexiness was so incomprehensible that physics said "screw it." Wow, I've never seen such high concentrations of the strong sexiness force that it could influence the physical laws themself, fascinating!

2014-02-06 02:55:00 Author: SR20DETDOG Posts: 2431

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I've had enough internet for the day...

2014-02-06 06:20:00 Author: ConverseFox Posts: 2333

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My main problem is with chemistry. I guess I'm just on a different level, so people can't bond with me.

2014-02-06 08:22:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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My main problem is with chemistry. I guess I'm just on a different level, so people can't bond with me. Ohohoho you cheeky devil.

2014-02-06 09:11:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49

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You're a very strange chap indeed.

2014-02-06 10:22:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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You're a very strange chap indeed. Call me Doctor Strange.

2014-02-06 22:05:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49

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Why do you suck at making threads?

2014-02-07 14:56:00 Author: Ayneh Posts: 2454

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Why do you suck at making threads? Seems like there's a lot of that going around of late.

2014-02-07 16:33:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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Why do you suck at making threads? A thread can only do so much with himself.

2014-02-07 21:45:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49

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47690

2014-02-09 17:41:00 Author: Awesome_Guy Posts: 167

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Moved to Creative Writing.

2014-02-10 23:04:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383

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