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Why do I suck at showers?
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| Strange crap always happens when I take a shower. I was just chilling in the shower when the drain expanded and a tendril grabbed my leg. I was swept into the dark abyss. Straining to break free as I knew I'd soon drown in the depths. Fortunately, for unknown reasons, I could breathe in this void. The tendril was still around my foot, I tried to unwrap it, then I saw it. Orange slitted eyes dwarfing my body and staring straight into my soul, the indescribable colossus had me in his grasp. Seeing this creature I had to use every ounce of will power to avoid descending into madness. I twisted my body and chewed threw the tentacle that kept me immobile and swam toward the light. I heard an ear piercing roar but didn't look back, I swam with all my might and broke through the portal. The dark abyss closed and I was back in the shower. It was tight yo. | 2014-01-29 22:51:00 Author: Jaquan1254  Posts: 49 |
| Strange crap always happens when I take a shower.Me: Oh god, why does this thread exist? Strange crap always happens when I take a shower. I was just chilling in the shower when the drain expanded and a tendril grabbed my leg. I was swept into the dark abyss. Straining to break free as I knew I'd soon drown in the depths. Fortunately, for unknown reasons, I could breathe in this void. The tendril was still around my foot, I tried to unwrap it, then I saw it. Orange slitted eyes dwarfing my body and staring straight into my soul, the indescribable colossus had me in his grasp. Seeing this creature I had to use every ounce of will power to avoid descending into madness. I twisted my body and chewed threw the tentacle that kept me immobile and swam toward the light. I heard an ear piercing roar but didn't look back, I swam with all my might and broke through the portal. The dark abyss closed and I was back in the shower. It was tight yo.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Face-surprise.svg/1000px-Face-surprise.svg.png | 2014-01-30 01:54:00 Author: Ryan86me  Posts: 1909 |
| Strange crap always happens when I take a shower. I was just chilling in the shower when the drain expanded and a tendril grabbed my leg. I was swept into the dark abyss. Straining to break free as I knew I'd soon drown in the depths. Fortunately, for unknown reasons, I could breathe in this void. The tendril was still around my foot, I tried to unwrap it, then I saw it. Orange slitted eyes dwarfing my body and staring straight into my soul, the indescribable colossus had me in his grasp. Seeing this creature I had to use every ounce of will power to avoid descending into madness. I twisted my body and chewed threw the tentacle that kept me immobile and swam toward the light. I heard an ear piercing roar but didn't look back, I swam with all my might and broke through the portal. The dark abyss closed and I was back in the shower. It was tight yo. I hear ya man, I was having a shower last week and couldn't get the temperature right. | 2014-01-30 01:56:00 Author: SR20DETDOG  Posts: 2431 |
| Strange crap always happens when I take a shower. I was just chilling in the shower when the drain expanded and a tendril grabbed my leg. I was swept into the dark abyss. Straining to break free as I knew I'd soon drown in the depths. Fortunately, for unknown reasons, I could breathe in this void. The tendril was still around my foot, I tried to unwrap it, then I saw it. Orange slitted eyes dwarfing my body and staring straight into my soul, the indescribable colossus had me in his grasp. Seeing this creature I had to use every ounce of will power to avoid descending into madness. I twisted my body and chewed threw the tentacle that kept me immobile and swam toward the light. I heard an ear piercing roar but didn't look back, I swam with all my might and broke through the portal. The dark abyss closed and I was back in the shower. It was tight yo. Pics or it didn't happen. | 2014-01-30 03:25:00 Author: Dragonvarsity  Posts: 5208 |
| Pics or it didn't happen. You can't handle my body. | 2014-01-30 05:27:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49 |
| You can't handle my body. http://i62.tinypic.com/k3kjd4.jpg | 2014-01-30 07:47:00 Author: ConverseFox  Posts: 2333 |
| You say you don't know why you get on your knees in front of him and... Wait... suck in what sense? | 2014-01-30 09:05:00 Author: FreeAim  Posts: 2462 |
| Wait... suck in what sense? The sixth sense | 2014-01-30 09:12:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49 |
This is a family forum.  | 2014-01-30 09:32:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| This is a family forum. I'm a family man. | 2014-01-30 09:38:00 Author: Jaquan1254 Posts: 49 |
| I'm a family man. You're the sugar daddy. | 2014-02-01 05:59:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23  Posts: 568 |
| As a species we've always told stories of monsters emanating from the unknown, from the depths of the oceans, from the surface of mirrors, from the... plug hole. Currently the only monster stories left with any credence are those from the last unknown: outer space. Once the universe is no longer a mystery what artifice will be left for us to cling to, desperate to examine anything but our own minds? | 2014-02-01 14:34:00 Author: Ayneh  Posts: 2454 |
| How many more deaths will it take until the government decides to stand up against the invasion of ancient squidians instead of sweeping it under the shower mat? | 2014-02-01 14:41:00 Author: Ironface  Posts: 432 |
| What is this thread | 2014-02-01 16:03:00 Author: flamingemu  Posts: 1872 |
| Strange crap always happens when I take a shower. I was just chilling in the shower when the drain expanded and a tendril grabbed my leg. I was swept into the dark abyss. Straining to break free as I knew I'd soon drown in the depths. Fortunately, for unknown reasons, I could breathe in this void. The tendril was still around my foot, I tried to unwrap it, then I saw it. Orange slitted eyes dwarfing my body and staring straight into my soul, the indescribable colossus had me in his grasp. Seeing this creature I had to use every ounce of will power to avoid descending into madness. I twisted my body and chewed threw the tentacle that kept me immobile and swam toward the light. I heard an ear piercing roar but didn't look back, I swam with all my might and broke through the portal. The dark abyss closed and I was back in the shower. It was tight yo. http://i1163.photobucket.com/albums/q559/Schark6000/Other%20stuff/BHEH_zps45838fa3.png | 2014-02-01 18:22:00 Author: Schark94  Posts: 3378 |
| What is this thread In Soviet Russia, this thread is you! | 2014-02-02 06:46:00 Author: ConverseFox Posts: 2333 |
Moving to Creative Writing.  | 2014-02-10 23:05:00 Author: jwwphotos  Posts: 11383 |
Hang on, has Jaquan just accidentally become LBPC's #1 creative writer?  If he'd done this a couple of years ago he would have been permanently b& and his threads would be deleted. I'm glad to see the moderation has got a little less crazy | 2014-02-10 23:09:00 Author: ARD  Posts: 4291 |
| Hang on, has Jaquan just accidentally become LBPC's #1 creative writer? If he'd done this a couple of years ago he would have been permanently b& and his threads would be deleted. I'm glad to see the moderation has got a little less crazy Thanks!! I saw no point in doing anything extreme, as he hadn't broken any rules. I just though it needed to be in the proper forum. ..at least this seems much closer than General Chat. lol | 2014-02-11 00:22:00 Author: jwwphotos Posts: 11383 |
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