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Hello everyone! I have recently gotten into .bat programming and I was wondering if any of you had any fun programs you'd like to share. For those of you who don't know what this is, you can still run them! Click the spoiler to see how. Just paste the text people put in an empty notepad and click save as... and change the drop down box from .txt to all programs. Put in any filename you want, but it MUST have .bat at the end or it won't work!! For instance, maybe I would name a program "example.bat". Have fun!

Here's a few I made.

@echo off
title ERROR
color 4E
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 10 > nul
echo ERROR
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 1000 > nul
echo AN UKNOWN ERROR HAS OCCURED IN C:SYSTEM32.
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 3000 > nul
echo THIS CANNOT BE AUTOMATICALLY FIXED OR REMOVED.
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 3000 > nul
echo WINDOWS WILL REBOOT AND REFORMAT IN 3...
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 1000 > nul
echo WINDOWS WILL REBOOT AND REFORMAT IN 2...
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 1000 > nul
echo WINDOWS WILL REBOOT AND REFORMAT IN 1...
ping 192.0.2.2 -n 1 -w 3000 > nul
color 0A
cls
echo This was a joke. Your pc is fine. Have a nice day.
pause

@echo off
color 0A
:START
echo %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM% %RANDOM%
goto START
2013-11-09 23:38:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309


Hello qwerty123456,

I also recently started learning this code, I'm also trying to learn, Unityscript, HTML, CSS, Javascript, C++, C# (Eventually), and VBScript.

I had some viruses I made on my computer but not dangerous, seems my anti-virus has deleted it because they aren't recognised. I had them backed up on my USB and ran it on a friends computer, the anti-virus immediately deleted it in front of me and off the USB. The cons of anti-virus.

What do you classify as fun, immediate shutdown, tray opening non-stop?

Heres some links to tutorials, programs and articles. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=VBScript+Programs) W3Schools is a great place.

- Scott
2013-11-10 01:54:00

Author:
SEWO97
Posts: 637


You sir get a thanks as the fake virus made me laugh keep up the good work.2013-11-10 13:10:00

Author:
Shooter0898
Posts: 996


Hello qwerty123456,

I also recently started learning this code, I'm also trying to learn, Unityscript, HTML, CSS, Javascript, C++, C# (Eventually), and VBScript.

I had some viruses I made on my computer but not dangerous, seems my anti-virus has deleted it because they aren't recognised. I had them backed up on my USB and ran it on a friends computer, the anti-virus immediately deleted it in front of me and off the USB. The cons of anti-virus.

What do you classify as fun, immediate shutdown, tray opening non-stop?

Heres some links to tutorials, programs and articles. (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=VBScript+Programs) W3Schools is a great place.

- Scott

Fun is just anything that you think is...well, fun! As long as it doesn't do any permanent damage to the system and doesn't place files in the Autorun folder, then feel free to post it!
2013-11-10 18:32:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309


Hello qwerty123456.

I started with this site. Here/ (http://terminal22.blogspot.co.uk/p/fun-batch-file-codes.html).

Scott.
2013-11-11 09:40:00

Author:
SEWO97
Posts: 637


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