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Hey thur!
This is like a game (I wasn't sure what catogory to put it in) to talk about your most embarressing moment.... EVER!!! /caps
To start off, well, I'm quite lucky enough to not have an embarressing moment...

EDIT: For rudey stories, tag them as rudey story in a spoiler.
2009-01-27 21:48:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

I'm saying that the real embarrasing moments won't be told here, more like "omg I spilled my coffee on my piece of paper while a friend was here"

just my 2 cents 		2009-01-27 21:50:00

Author:
oldage
Posts: 2824

Unfortunately, I can't tell mine as it is sexual in nature and the kiddies would be scarred.2009-01-27 21:52:00

Author:
Voltiare
Posts: 646

You may know me from my music videos as GUITARGOD5000. My most embarrassing moment was when I was going for the world record for longest and fastest guitar solo ever, I almost thought about playing a wrong note! Silly me!

Oh and when I won the Heisman trophy, I almost dropped it! Tee-hee.		2009-01-27 21:56:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Yeah, mine can't be posted here.

One thing I can think of is the time I accidentally called my teacher mum in front of the class, other daft stuff like that, but nothing truly embarassing can go here.		2009-01-27 22:13:00

Author:
flakmagnet
Posts: 1084

That's too bad you guys can't post your experiences here... PM them to me. =)

As for me, the first thing I thought of was when I was English class, everything was really quiet and I sneezed and farted at the same time.

Everyone heard it.

Snickers rolled throughout the room like a tidal wave crushing my self confidence.		2009-01-27 22:25:00

Author:
Comatoes
Posts: 76

One thing I can think of is the time I accidentally called my teacher mum in front of the class, other daft stuff like that, but nothing truly embarassing can go here.

same here but the teacher was a guy and i called him mom XD		2009-01-27 22:36:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

same here but the teacher was a guy and i called him mom XDO.O I hope that is a joke.2009-01-27 22:40:00

Author:
Voltiare
Posts: 646

I'm saying that the real embarrasing moments won't be told here, more like "omg I spilled my coffee on my piece of paper while a friend was here"

just my 2 cents

Oh really?

Mine was a few months ago when celebrating a friends 18th Birthday. I had a lot to drink. The next morning I woke up in his house, unable to recall much of what happened. I discovered that I urinated on is floor! I was then looking for my shoes when someone told me that they were outside drying because I urinated on them too, as I left them in the corner of the room the night before. I never wore them again.


As for me, the first thing I thought of was when I was English class, everything was really quiet and I sneezed and farted at the same time.


Hahahaha! :hero:		2009-01-27 22:45:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575

O.O I hope that is a joke.

no it wasnt its true 0.0		2009-01-27 23:45:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

I've done the mom thing in year 7 >.>

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO embaressing.

I've had SO MANY embaressing moments. i hate to think about them >.>		2009-01-28 01:57:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

Oh really?

Mine was a few months ago when celebrating a friends 18th Birthday. I had a lot to drink. The next morning I woke up in his house, unable to recall much of what happened. I discovered that I urinated on is floor! I was then looking for my shoes when someone told me that they were outside drying because I urinated on them too, as I left them in the corner of the room the night before. I never wore them again.







You just made my day.

Btw, I did the same thing. In 3rd grade. In the middle of class.

As some here would say, "Cheers!"		2009-01-28 02:42:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

Guys who think their experiences are too rude, put them in spoilers and tag it rudeys.
2009-01-28 07:32:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Innocent one:
When I was a kid (10-12), I really loved the Little shop of Horror. I knew many of the lyrics by heart and used to sing along while watching the film. So one day I'm walking home from school, and I'm humming "Fee me" quietly to myself. My mind is kind of wandering and suddenly I realise I've been singing the song out loud to myself... I slowly look around and see there are these couple of women, just strolling behind me, grinning at me for singing like an idiot in the middle of the street.
That was embarrassing.

So, I was at this friends party, I'd been drinking like there was no tomorrow, hitting on this gorgeous chick. Me and her had been talking most of the night and I had abandoned all form of subtlety, which amazingly seemed to be working. So, she gets up to go powder her nose or whatever, and I keep drinking like mad...
I don't remember exactly what happened next, but my sources tell me, I had gotten up to start looking for her. She was standing right behind me when I asked a friend of mine, rather loudly, "Where is the 'broad chested' girl!?, I think I'm in love with her!"
-Then passed out on the floor. Presumably she left with some other, not so inebriated dude.		2009-01-28 07:58:00

Author:
Morrinn3
Posts: 493

Innocent one:
When I was a kid (10-12), I really loved the Little shop of Horror. I knew many of the lyrics by heart and used to sing along while watching the film. So one day I'm walking home from school, and I'm humming "Fee me" quietly to myself. My mind is kind of wandering and suddenly I realise I've been singing the song out loud to myself... I slowly look around and see there are these couple of women, just strolling behind me, grinning at me for singing like an idiot in the middle of the street.
That was embarrassing.

So, I was at this friends party, I'd been drinking like there was no tomorrow, hitting on this gorgeous chick. Me and her had been talking most of the night and I had abandoned all form of subtlety, which amazingly seemed to be working. So, she gets up to go powder her nose or whatever, and I keep drinking like mad...
I don't remember exactly what happened next, but my sources tell me, I had gotten up to start looking for her. She was standing right behind me when I asked a friend of mine, rather loudly, "Where is the 'broad chested' girl!?, I think I'm in love with her!"
-Then passed out on the floor. Presumably she left with some other, not so inebriated dude.

Oh my God xD You made my day 		2009-01-28 09:51:00

Author:
Unknown User

Kinda odd, but...

When I was like 2 or 3, me and my mom were playing hide and seek. Now, this is in fact embarressing by itself, but I wasn't potty trained till I was 4 :/. So I was still in diapers back then, but yeah. We were playing hide and seek, and then I was lost, and when my mom found me, I had defecated and was rubbing it all over me, and then I grabbed my mom and said, "Found you!"- while, of course, still having it on my hands... and all over me :/.

Kinda odd, but it was when I was 2 or 3, so doesn't really count >_<.		2009-01-28 09:57:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Kinda odd, but...

When I was like 2 or 3, me and my mom were playing hide and seek. Now, this is in fact embarressing by itself, but I wasn't potty trained till I was 4 :/. So I was still in diapers back then, but yeah. We were playing hide and seek, and then I was lost, and when my mom found me, I had defecated and was rubbing it all over me, and then I grabbed my mom and said, "Found you!"- while, of course, still having it on my hands... and all over me :/.

Kinda odd, but it was when I was 2 or 3, so doesn't really count >_<.
There are some things you just can't... un-read.		2009-01-28 10:02:00

Author:
Unknown User

Hahaha. These things are hilarious. Sadly, i'm not old enough to have hilarious drinking stories but you know. Ill try.

I'n school, I laughed and farted at the same time. BAAAAD day.

Also,
I, unknowingly said something other than organisms after our health class.. You know, THAT health class.		2009-01-28 11:23:00

Author:
Unknown User

rofl... i am sure i would have somthing, but i drank to much whiskey :? (not tonight, but somthing will have happened lol).... i remember the pain of being hit by my guitar that night, but no embarassing stuff 2009-01-28 18:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

Kinda odd, but...

When I was like 2 or 3, me and my mom were playing hide and seek. Now, this is in fact embarressing by itself, but I wasn't potty trained till I was 4 :/. So I was still in diapers back then, but yeah. We were playing hide and seek, and then I was lost, and when my mom found me, I had defecated and was rubbing it all over me, and then I grabbed my mom and said, "Found you!"- while, of course, still having it on my hands... and all over me :/.

Kinda odd, but it was when I was 2 or 3, so doesn't really count >_<.

....
*Cries*		2009-01-28 18:25:00

Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

Haha glad i don't drink

Seeing everyones story here is fun >__>		2009-01-28 18:47:00

Author:
Yarbone
Posts: 3036

Drinking is fun

Just dont raid your mates parents spirits cupboard, especialy when you arent old enough... lol... i want my guitar back 		2009-01-28 19:22:00

Author:
Unknown User

I am old enough... I just don't want to 2009-01-28 19:43:00

Author:
Yarbone
Posts: 3036

was trying to think of one...and was having a hard time (thank god)...one i thought of was I was in the middle of health class when i was a freshman in highschool, and my pants fell down to my ankles. I quickly picked them back up and suprisingly no one saw me.... so it wasnt that embarassing but it couldve been2009-01-28 19:45:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

I am old enough... I just don't want to
You're my idol Yarbone!
:hero:		2009-01-28 20:31:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

I am old enough... I just don't want to

Me to :O
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Author:
Boomy
Posts: 3701

Me to :O
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Dude! How many idols do I have now?!
^^		2009-01-28 20:38:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Infamous moment among my circle of friends.

About 6 years ago (I was 13-ish), I placed a banana skin on the floor and apporached it saying sarcasticly "Omigosh, a banana skin, who would carelessly place that there." and then I ACTUALLY accidently slipped on it and completely stacked it into a bin in front of tons of people. It was hilarious.		2009-01-28 21:01:00

Author:
UmJammerSully
Posts: 1097

Infamous moment among my circle of friends.

About 6 years ago (I was 13-ish), I placed a banana skin on the floor and apporached it saying sarcasticly "Omigosh, a banana skin, who would carelessly place that there." and then I ACTUALLY accidently slipped on it and completely stacked it into a bin in front of tons of people. It was hilarious.

dude thats epic		2009-01-28 21:02:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Infamous moment among my circle of friends.

About 6 years ago (I was 13-ish), I placed a banana skin on the floor and apporached it saying sarcasticly "Omigosh, a banana skin, who would carelessly place that there." and then I ACTUALLY accidently slipped on it and completely stacked it into a bin in front of tons of people. It was hilarious.
Silly, caleless imature ki- wait!
NOOOOOO!!!! /caps
DX
I'm... ONE OF THEM!!!! /caps		2009-01-28 21:15:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

I thought a lot to find something to tell, but here's the one I remember most:


It happened less or more 5 or 6 years ago.
It was the first or second night out with my 'ex-girlfriend to be', at that time we were nearly friends and just kissed once or twice (a long long and complicated story... -cut-).
We were watching an annoying TV movie at her home, maybe then she got bored and started to talk spicy things, and it sounded like:
''You know, I've got a sexual problem and I'm serious. My ex-boyfriend have a big you know what, but so big that everytime we had sex I had to use oil, because I'm thight...
After 4 years I was so sick of that that the only thougth of having sex with him caused me to feel pain, and now I feel pain with just a finger...
So I'm a little scared of having sex again...''
I was just coming out a soap opera relationship where I suffered hell so I proudly replied to her:
''Oh that's not a problem, my ex-girl brought me in a terrible feeling of having sex with her, because she was never in the mood so, the few times she wanted to I was too excited and I always 'finished' before removing my pants!!
So I think I have a problem too, I think If you touch me there just once I will fall in the same situation...''
She stared at me for a moment than whispered:
''Really?'' while tried to rub over my pants... gosh... she rubbed once and I spilled out my soul!!
All I said was ''You see?''

After that night, one step after another, luckily we solved our problems but we're not together anymore.

Now I have a better sexual life...
and a better partner! lol		2009-01-28 22:15:00

Author:
Miglioshin
Posts: 336

I thought a lot to find something to tell, but here's the one I remember most:


It happened less or more 5 or 6 years ago.
It was the first or second night out with my 'ex-girlfriend to be', at that time we were nearly friends and just kissed once or twice (a long long and complicated story... -cut-).
We were watching an annoying TV movie at her home, maybe then she got bored and started to talk spicy things, and it sounded like:
''You know, I've got a sexual problem and I'm serious. My ex-boyfriend have a big you know what, but so big that everytime we had sex I had to use oil, because I'm thight...
After 4 years I was so sick of that that the only thougth of having sex with him caused me to feel pain, and now I feel pain with just a finger...
So I'm a little scared of having sex again...''
I was just coming out a soap opera relationship where I suffered hell so I proudly replied to her:
''Oh that's not a problem, my ex-girl brought me in a terrible feeling of having sex with her, because she was never in the mood so, the few times she wanted to I was too excited and I always 'finished' before removing my pants!!
So I think I have a problem too, I think If you touch me there just once I will fall in the same situation...''
She stared at me for a moment than whispered:
''Really?'' while tried to rub over my pants... gosh... she rubbed once and I spilled out my soul!!
All I said was ''You see?''

After that night, one step after another, luckily we solved our problems but we're not together anymore.

Now I have a better sexual life...
and a better partner! lol


At first I was like
0_o
Then I was like
XD		2009-01-28 22:33:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

I thought a lot to find something to tell, but here's the one I remember most:


It happened less or more 5 or 6 years ago.
It was the first or second night out with my 'ex-girlfriend to be', at that time we were nearly friends and just kissed once or twice (a long long and complicated story... -cut-).
We were watching an annoying TV movie at her home, maybe then she got bored and started to talk spicy things, and it sounded like:
''You know, I've got a sexual problem and I'm serious. My ex-boyfriend have a big you know what, but so big that everytime we had sex I had to use oil, because I'm thight...
After 4 years I was so sick of that that the only thougth of having sex with him caused me to feel pain, and now I feel pain with just a finger...
So I'm a little scared of having sex again...''
I was just coming out a soap opera relationship where I suffered hell so I proudly replied to her:
''Oh that's not a problem, my ex-girl brought me in a terrible feeling of having sex with her, because she was never in the mood so, the few times she wanted to I was too excited and I always 'finished' before removing my pants!!
So I think I have a problem too, I think If you touch me there just once I will fall in the same situation...''
She stared at me for a moment than whispered:
''Really?'' while tried to rub over my pants... gosh... she rubbed once and I spilled out my soul!!
All I said was ''You see?''

After that night, one step after another, luckily we solved our problems but we're not together anymore.

Now I have a better sexual life...
and a better partner! lol


lol nice story dude		2009-01-28 22:41:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

ok since miglio was so bold ill post a rather more mature one...it is more mature so if you don't want to read it heres your warning!

I was at this hotel party w/ some friends it was like 3 chicks and 4dudes including me...I was trying to get with one of the girls the whole night and she ended up leaving later....never got with her The other chick that was there was pretty hot.

Not going to lie im a pretty good looking guy and 2 of the other guys are were pretty large and in charge. Now after the one chick i was trying to get with left the other chick came and sat down next to me and said "i know you like that "other girl" but shes got a BF or something like that"

and she was pretty drunk i was kind of drunk she started making out w/ me....i just went with it thought it was pretty sweet. and one of the guys that was pretty large and in charge went up to me later and said something about how he really like that chick (the funny thing is she was a pretty big hoe) and i pretty much just said well dude soz...she did it but im not going to fight it.

i think a little later she started making out w/ me again and the same guy that got angry at me took off in anger as uposed to messing my face up (or trying to) and my good friend that was w/ me left w/ him to try to talk with him.

at that time me and the girl went out in the hallway and started making out again, and she said a instantly classic awesome line... "i'm not a whore but i'll suck your ****." lol i laughed inside, of course i was all game for it. we went down stairs in the hotel to the ENTRY WAY!

we sat down in the entry way the inside of it was visible on both sides of the doors because it was glass lol.. so she was doing her thing and i was sitting back and i turned and noticed a guy was right to the left of me in the other room using the vending machine.... i started freaking out and i think i put my pants back on.

and we went out in the other room i think she had her pants off or something lol. and the one guy that was all angry came back RIGHT AFTER i got out of that room.

we went back up to the room and started making secks in the bathroom (in the tub) and all the sudden i felt a splash on my back and it was the angry dude.. he opened the door and threw a drink at me and left. and i was kicked out D:		2009-01-28 22:49:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Try not to judge me for this one lol.

I was like 12-14 or so. I don't really remember. I was laying in my bunk bed going to bed with me on the bottom bunk and my brother on top. I was feeling hot and bothered and started touching myself, but I didn't think about how I was on a spring bunk bed. My brother asks "Why are you shaking the bed?" and I was O.O "...uh...I was just trying to get comfy.". He said "...riiight." and then I rolled on my side and tried to forget this ever happened.		2009-01-28 23:02:00

Author:
Voltiare
Posts: 646

Try not to judge me for this one lol.

I was like 12-14 or so. I don't really remember. I was laying in my bunk bed going to bed with me on the bottom bunk and my brother on top. I was feeling hot and bothered and started touching myself, but I didn't think about how I was on a spring bunk bed. My brother asks "Why are you shaking the bed?" and I was O.O "...uh...I was just trying to get comfy.". He said "...riiight." and then I rolled on my side and tried to forget this ever happened.

lol i had bunk beds w/ my bro when i was younger too 		2009-01-28 23:04:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Do I really? Fine...

(Warning: Contains Sexual themes)

I won't lie to you. I was shielded my whole life by my parents until I was 14/15. It would explain a few odd experiences I had in Middle School. I didn't even know what sex was until I was 13. :/

For some background... I was 11-12 years old, and I was a completely innocent child. You know, that kids who gasps when you say a curse word, say you're not a Christian, etc. I was that kid. I was discovering my sexuality as entered Middle School. I had discovered how to *ehrm* masterbate, but I was completely unaware of what I was doing. All I knew was that if I erm... y'know, it felt good.

Now for my moment.

I was in Social Studies class... and I started... yeah. Then the teacher caught me doing it and was like O.o She called me out for it and sent me to the office... the other kids laughed at me, the principal gave me a long lecture, and my mom and dad were mad at me, but honestly, it was their fault. :/

and why is this in Forum Games?		2009-01-28 23:22:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Do I really? Fine...

(Warning: Contains Sexual themes)

I won't lie to you. I was shielded my whole life by my parents until I was 14/15. It would explain a few odd experiences I had in Middle School. I didn't even know what sex was until I was 13. :/

For some background... I was 11-12 years old, and I was a completely innocent child. You know, that kids who gasps when you say a curse word, say you're not a Christian, etc. I was that kid. I was discovering my sexuality as entered Middle School. I had discovered how to *ehrm* masterbate, but I was completely unaware of what I was doing. All I knew was that if I erm... y'know, it felt good.

Now for my moment.

I was in Social Studies class... and I started... yeah. Then the teacher caught me doing it and was like O.o She called me out for it and sent me to the office... the other kids laughed at me, the principal gave me a long lecture, and my mom and dad were mad at me, but honestly, it was their fault. :/

and why is this in Forum Games?

Maybe it has to be in general chat...
And... yes, I agree with you, also IMO it was completely their fault.		2009-01-28 23:42:00

Author:
Miglioshin
Posts: 336

Maybe it has to be in general chat...
And... yes, I agree with you, also IMO it was completely their fault.
Moved, and I live in a town where that's sorta the norm. Though it doesn't justify anything.

Warning - Sexual Content
The county board passed some legislation that banned condoms last week... if that tells you anything. XD

but this is thread is not for the debate of such things.		2009-01-29 00:02:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

Moved, and I live in a town where that's sorta the norm. Though it doesn't justify anything.

Warning - Sexual Content
The county board passed some legislation that banned condoms last week... if that tells you anything. XD

but this is thread is not for the debate of such things.

EXCUSE ME?! o_O
IN WICH YEAR IS YOUR TOWN LOCATED? 1800 D.C.?
I've never imagined the net will have such power to allow me to post through time!!! lol lol lol
Or is it just due to strong influence of religion?
I know small town...

But ok, let's not debate such things here, it will not change anything.		2009-01-29 00:24:00

Author:
Miglioshin
Posts: 336

Moved, and I live in a town where that's sorta the norm. Though it doesn't justify anything.

Warning - Sexual Content
The county board passed some legislation that banned condoms last week... if that tells you anything. XD

but this is thread is not for the debate of such things.

wow dude you must be deep in the bible belt. and i agree completley their fault its been proven time and time again if you keep something taboo like that and tell people NOT to do it they are more likely TO DO IT!

look at france w/ no drinking age or germany with a very lax drinking age...their alcholisim rate is much smaller than the US's and i would bet their drunk driver fatality rate is too.

same with sex. I know some girl who was a hoe fo sho. and apparently her sister was too and her mom was super strict and tried to shove religion down their throat...for some reason it didnt work for her first daughter and she tried it again on her second and failed...

now about the condoms thats the dumbest thing i've heard in my life that just shows how ignorant some people still are its amazing..

just like people who are going to base their vote for presidency on race alone...no other merits, not politics, not on whether or not he can actually fix stuff but his race....its mind blowing to me		2009-01-29 00:34:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

I won't go saying anything, but I don't like it down here. :/

Anyway...

Do I win the thread?		2009-01-29 01:16:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

I won't go saying anything, but I don't like it down here. :/

Anyway...

Do I win the thread?

el oh el did you spoiler my opinion , i was going to i prob shouldve

also idk i think Miglioshin was pretty good.

i dont want to be biased but mine was ok not TOO embarassing i guess , so i guess i lose		2009-01-29 02:02:00

Author:
Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

Do I really? Fine...

(Warning: Contains Sexual themes)

I won't lie to you. I was shielded my whole life by my parents until I was 14/15. It would explain a few odd experiences I had in Middle School. I didn't even know what sex was until I was 13. :/

For some background... I was 11-12 years old, and I was a completely innocent child. You know, that kids who gasps when you say a curse word, say you're not a Christian, etc. I was that kid. I was discovering my sexuality as entered Middle School. I had discovered how to *ehrm* masterbate, but I was completely unaware of what I was doing. All I knew was that if I erm... y'know, it felt good.

Now for my moment.

I was in Social Studies class... and I started... yeah. Then the teacher caught me doing it and was like O.o She called me out for it and sent me to the office... the other kids laughed at me, the principal gave me a long lecture, and my mom and dad were mad at me, but honestly, it was their fault. :/

and why is this in Forum Games?

Code, you're...so brave.

Warning: kind of super weird and.....embarrasing! TEEHEE!

In 3rd grade I started masturbating in class. Surprisingly, my teacher didn't tell on me. But in 4th grade, my teacher did tell on me. 		2009-01-29 02:16:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Code, you're...so brave.

Warning: kind of super weird and.....embarrasing! TEEHEE!

In 3rd grade I started masturbating in class. Surprisingly, my teacher didn't tell on me. But in 4th grade, my teacher did tell on me.

You did it again after being caught once? o_0

... Anyway...

So, from where it stands now, people who accidentally ********** in class either become otters or communists :/. Remember, kids, DON'T ********** in class!		2009-01-29 02:18:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

You did it again after being caught once? o_0

... Anyway...

So, from where it stands now, people who accidentally ********** in class either become otters or communists :/. Remember, kids, DON'T ********** in class!

Well, I kind of got caught every day.

"Put your hands on the table"

"Hold on a second."

lol.		2009-01-29 02:55:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Rated E for Everyone

If you have an inappropriate situation, just put it in spoiler tags.		2009-01-29 04:11:00

Author:
Code1337
Posts: 3476

From reading Pg 3, it seems some people just can't keep their hands to themselves...
O_o		2009-01-29 07:36:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Well.... I guess.

You guys aren't careful enough .

Also, I don't think I will drink that much as it has a lot of an effect on me right now. Then again, I shouldn't be drinking too much right now :3. That or I will ave a really awesome time drinking XD!		2009-01-29 09:15:00

Author:
Unknown User

THIS THREAD IS MADE OF FRICKING EPIC WIN.

Seriously, oh my God xD		2009-01-29 10:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

THIS THREAD IS MADE OF FRICKING EPIC WIN.

Seriously, oh my God xD

It's all me.

Lol.		2009-01-29 15:58:00

Author:
TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

I want to post an embarasing moment too, cuz it's fun... i think

Can't think of one now.		2009-01-29 18:11:00

Author:
Yarbone
Posts: 3036

lol
i have some, but i can't think of 'em right now lol i should drink more! then there would be more! underage drinking FTW! lol		2009-01-29 18:48:00

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I just remembered another, not really embarassing for me, but i had a primary role in that so here it is:


It was with the girl I suffered hell mentioned in my previous post, before the girl actually mentioned in that (what a mess)... so... my actual ex-ex-girlfriend (I had a bad luck with girls... lol).
The one who was quite never in the mood, to get a clear picture...

At that time, 2001 or so, we lived together in a small apartament.
One night I had to go out with a friend of mine (who's actually playing bass in my band), we don't live in the same town so I had to drive up to 30-40 minutes to reach his house.

After about 15 minutes I left home I received a call from that friend telling me he was upset and willing to go to sleep, asking me if we can meet another time.
I agreed to delay and headed back to home, and here comes the naughty thing... you've already guessed right?

Parked car and went up the stairs, entered and found a dark room, so, thinking of my girl gone sleep I headed toward the bedroom to reach her...
just to find her awfully ****ed by a workmate of mine!!!

Touched my head with no thoughts at all, when she said the very classic sentence:
''It is not how it seems.''
I had the self-control to answer:
''Yes, you're right. I never imangined you can do such a thing to me...'' and immediately left to avoid to become a murderer.
I puked for the anger.

I think she was really embarassed... lol

Now I laugh, but I wish you will never find yourselves in this situation...


Reeeeeeeeally embarassing...		2009-01-29 19:16:00

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Miglioshin
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I just remembered another, not really embarassing for me, but i had a primary role in that so here it is:


It was with the girl I suffered hell mentioned in my previous post, before the girl actually mentioned in that (what a mess)... so... my actual ex-ex-girlfriend (I had a bad luck with girls... lol).
The one who was quite never in the mood, to get a clear picture...

At that time, 2001 or so, we lived together in a small apartament.
One night I had to go out with a friend of mine (who's actually playing bass in my band), we don't live in the same town so I had to drive up to 30-40 minutes to reach his house.

After about 15 minutes I left home I received a call from that friend telling me he was upset and willing to go to sleep, asking me if we can meet another time.
I agreed to delay and headed back to home, and here comes the naughty thing... you've already guessed right?

Parked car and went up the stairs, entered and found a dark room, so, thinking of my girl gone sleep I headed toward the bedroom to reach her...
just to find her awfully ****ed by a workmate of mine!!!

Touched my head with no thoughts at all, when she said the very classic sentence:
''It is not how it seems.''
I had the self-control to answer:
''Yes, you're right. I never imangined you can do such a thing to me...'' and immediately left to avoid to become a murderer.
I puked for the anger.

I think she was really embarassed... lol

Now I laugh, but I wish you will never find yourselves in this situation...


Reeeeeeeeally embarassing...

Ouch... Bad luck mate.		2009-01-29 19:22:00

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TheArmedReaper
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Ouch... Bad luck mate.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm crying for the laughs!
How dumb I was!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!		2009-01-29 19:24:00

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Miglioshin
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Were you guys close?..2009-01-29 19:27:00

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TheArmedReaper
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That seems harsh :O2009-01-29 19:27:00

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Boomy
Posts: 3701

Were you guys close?..

Hmm... smart question.
Actually...

YES we were.

I blame both of them.

She tried to be forgiven but I'm not that kind of man, so I sent them to hell.		2009-01-29 19:38:00

Author:
Miglioshin
Posts: 336

I just remembered another, not really embarassing for me, but i had a primary role in that so here it is:


It was with the girl I suffered hell mentioned in my previous post, before the girl actually mentioned in that (what a mess)... so... my actual ex-ex-girlfriend (I had a bad luck with girls... lol).
The one who was quite never in the mood, to get a clear picture...

At that time, 2001 or so, we lived together in a small apartament.
One night I had to go out with a friend of mine (who's actually playing bass in my band), we don't live in the same town so I had to drive up to 30-40 minutes to reach his house.

After about 15 minutes I left home I received a call from that friend telling me he was upset and willing to go to sleep, asking me if we can meet another time.
I agreed to delay and headed back to home, and here comes the naughty thing... you've already guessed right?

Parked car and went up the stairs, entered and found a dark room, so, thinking of my girl gone sleep I headed toward the bedroom to reach her...
just to find her awfully ****ed by a workmate of mine!!!

Touched my head with no thoughts at all, when she said the very classic sentence:
''It is not how it seems.''
I had the self-control to answer:
''Yes, you're right. I never imangined you can do such a thing to me...'' and immediately left to avoid to become a murderer.
I puked for the anger.

I think she was really embarassed... lol

Now I laugh, but I wish you will never find yourselves in this situation...


Reeeeeeeeally embarassing...

you shouldnt be embarassed bro, your way better off w/o her. good job keeping your composure man. i can imagine how hard it must of been		2009-01-29 20:07:00

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Hamsalad
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you shouldnt be embarassed bro, your way better off w/o her. good job keeping your composure man. i can imagine how hard it must of been

I was furious, she was embarassed. lol
I don't know how I did it, when I'm enraged I am really dangerous because I loose all my will and sometimes happened I can't even remeber exactly what I did in similar moments of unleashed rage... lol
(I can't translate ''perdo la capacit? d'intendere e di volere'' it is, literally, I loose the ability to want and to understand... or something like that...).
But...
You can't actually imagine it (if you didn't find yourself in the same situation) trust me.

And I wish you will never find out how it feels like. 		2009-01-29 20:27:00

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Miglioshin
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Hmm... smart question.
Actually...

YES we were.

I blame both of them.

She tried to be forgiven but I'm not that kind of man, so I sent them to hell.


How long had you guys been going out for?..		2009-01-29 20:30:00

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TheArmedReaper
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How long had you guys been going out for?..

It is not a matter of time IMO, it's about the depth of the feeling (a one-way feeling... lol).
However, like... hmm... i cannot remember exactly... 8 months friends and quite 6 of living together (I was 24 and she was 27)...

From that I learned not to rush, it's quite 2 years with my actual partner (things are different though, I'm 32 and she's 39 with two childs, male-12 female-18) and we do not still live together...

You know, I cannot trust people so easily anymore...

P.S.
Despite date of birth I calculate my age starting from 1st January (actually I'm still 31, but in the year of 32 because is the 32th year I'm alive! I consider the 1st year from birth to 1st, not from 1st to 2nd. Odd, right?)		2009-01-29 20:41:00

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Miglioshin
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I don't really have a dumb moment, but I have a sorta dumb moment from my mother on new years.

You know parents are usually against drinking alcohol, well, I do not really ever drink alcohol, cannot stand the stuff, so my mum put it upon herself to make jelly, spiked with half a bottle of vodka, however she didn't make it properly, so it smelt like raspberry jelly, you took a mouthful, half a second later your mouth exploded, now my taste-buds are not dead, but I noticed this, I was eating it thinking... Hang on... Jelly burn like this.... and I was surrounded by my mum, her friends, one of my friends who where staring and all trying to convince me it was normal. Apart from my mum, who was not being too subtle. By repeatedly saying, c'mon eat up while trying not to laugh.

So yeh, most parents are against drinking, whereas mine, spiked my jelly, was really looking forward to my jelly too Heh.		2009-01-29 21:03:00

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Boomy
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O_o weird and unusual o_O2009-01-29 21:06:00

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Miglioshin
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thats hilarious Boomy XD

i got a similar story on new years but no one intended me to eat somthing with alchohal.

There was a big bowl of Jello so i took lots on a plate but i didnt know it was Alchohol filled "Jello! so once i took a bite i went to my mom and i said

" This Jell-o tastes really really weird"
and she started laughing and told me it had some type of alchohol in it. forgot what type though.		2009-01-29 21:06:00

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Snrm
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Try not to judge me for this one lol.

I was like 12-14 or so. I don't really remember. I was laying in my bunk bed going to bed with me on the bottom bunk and my brother on top. I was feeling hot and bothered and started touching myself, but I didn't think about how I was on a spring bunk bed. My brother asks "Why are you shaking the bed?" and I was O.O "...uh...I was just trying to get comfy.". He said "...riiight." and then I rolled on my side and tried to forget this ever happened.

That happened to me too. It was very embarresing		2009-01-29 21:24:00

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Don Vhalt
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hmm this is turning into a very sexually orientated thread, so i shall take it upon myself to change it though i could just join in... hmmm lol

anyways... i had this on video for ages lol, my band was playing a gig somwhere, and as always, you have to drink before playing This in turn causes me to go slightly insane and hyper which resulted in, mid way through the 3rd song, me knocking over a massive stack amp, onto the drum kit, only just missing the drummer... lol i was just like.. hold on a minute, wtf dod i just do? everyone else was laughing at me, apart from the drummer who was in shock lol... that video went around school quite a lot, and i was even banned from battle of the bands last year for it lol not that embarrassing but still stage presence ftw!		2009-01-29 22:19:00

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Unknown User

hmm this is turning into a very sexually orientated thread, so i shall take it upon myself to change it though i could just join in... hmmm lol

anyways... i had this on video for ages lol, my band was playing a gig somwhere, and as always, you have to drink before playing This in turn causes me to go slightly insane and hyper which resulted in, mid way through the 3rd song, me knocking over a massive stack amp, onto the drum kit, only just missing the drummer... lol i was just like.. hold on a minute, wtf dod i just do? everyone else was laughing at me, apart from the drummer who was in shock lol... that video went around school quite a lot, and i was even banned from battle of the bands last year for it lol not that embarrassing but still stage presence ftw!

wow that is pretty terrible....idk how they could ban you from that for a mistake thats pretty unfair 		2009-01-29 22:29:00

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Hamsalad
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i shouldnt have drunk to much lol... it was my amp though... i have a tendancy to be slightly hyper and insane on stage though lol2009-01-29 22:31:00

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Unknown User

i shouldnt have drunk to much lol... it was my amp though... i have a tendancy to be slightly hyper and insane on stage though lol

i need to get a little more comfortable. by myself when i get in the zone i can go crazy. but for some reason it can be a good friend of mine sometimes or family but ill steel feel pressure and get nervous and try too hard or think about it too much which im sure you know resutls in messing up.

you need to be able to be relaxed and not really think about it

[Edit]: Oh ya..forgot you were drunk the ban kind of makes sense now lol		2009-01-29 22:37:00

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Hamsalad
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lol i wouldnt say drunk but i had a...bit... i need to atm lol, because i am extremely shy, so i have to gain confidence to go crazy, and everyone else is too focused to do it, so i do it for them so i either drink a LOT of lemonade (then i am really hyper) or i end up with alcohol... i don't drink to much of that normally but yeah, the teacher in charge of the school BOTB got hold of the video, (the gig i did it in was outside of school) and said we are banned for that year... lol

edit: yeah, i can find it hard as i sadid, when tehre is anyone else around, and i used to hide behind everyone else, but after a couple of shows, no one was laughing at my playing, so i decided what the heck, why not! and then it all went crazy, and i had more fun playing 		2009-01-29 22:42:00

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Unknown User

lol i wouldnt say drunk but i had a...bit... i need to atm lol, because i am extremely shy, so i have to gain confidence to go crazy, and everyone else is too focused to do it, so i do it for them so i either drink a LOT of lemonade (then i am really hyper) or i end up with alcohol... i don't drink to much of that normally but yeah, the teacher in charge of the school BOTB got hold of the video, (the gig i did it in was outside of school) and said we are banned for that year... lol

edit: yeah, i can find it hard as i sadid, when tehre is anyone else around, and i used to hide behind everyone else, but after a couple of shows, no one was laughing at my playing, so i decided what the heck, why not! and then it all went crazy, and i had more fun playing

ya i think i need to break the ice w/ that w/ me and just gain some more confidence		2009-01-29 23:18:00

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Hamsalad
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yeah, once you have got a bit more confidence and done it once, you will be fine 2009-01-29 23:18:00

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Unknown User

yeah, once you have got a bit more confidence and done it once, you will be fine

i know im good enough just get nervous for some reason. I know my guitar instructor is really amazing and he said when he watched videos of himself when he first started playing out and he would stand like diagonally away from the crowd and look back occasionally		2009-01-29 23:30:00

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Hamsalad
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yeah... BTW, can you sweep pick? it is like, insanely hard 2009-01-29 23:32:00

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Unknown User

yeah... BTW, can you sweep pick? it is like, insanely hard

I started practicing it, its pretty tough. My instructor gave me this one pattern to practice w/. I got pretty decent at it but I havn't practiced it as much as I'd like to. Now that you mention it i'm going to practice it more; he pretty much told me he sat there for hours practicing it.

But we should maybe stop posting here...imo make musicians thread? or guitarists...? DK if there would be enough interest though		2009-01-30 01:34:00

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Hamsalad
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Do I really? Fine...

(Warning: Contains Sexual themes)

I won't lie to you. I was shielded my whole life by my parents until I was 14/15. It would explain a few odd experiences I had in Middle School. I didn't even know what sex was until I was 13. :/

For some background... I was 11-12 years old, and I was a completely innocent child. You know, that kids who gasps when you say a curse word, say you're not a Christian, etc. I was that kid. I was discovering my sexuality as entered Middle School. I had discovered how to *ehrm* masterbate, but I was completely unaware of what I was doing. All I knew was that if I erm... y'know, it felt good.

Now for my moment.

I was in Social Studies class... and I started... yeah. Then the teacher caught me doing it and was like O.o She called me out for it and sent me to the office... the other kids laughed at me, the principal gave me a long lecture, and my mom and dad were mad at me, but honestly, it was their fault. :/

and why is this in Forum Games?

sorry code but i almost peed myself reading that XD		2009-01-30 01:40:00

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Snrm
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This thread is just TOO AWESOME.

I just read Hamsalads... o_O...

Last year I had this girl over to my house after we went to the movies with some friends. I liked her. When she got to my house we sat down on my bed and started randomly talking. She was leaning on her arms when she sat down, and then I did that too (It's just how it sit). The way I did it though was I somehow leaned onto my right side (She was on the right side) before I put my hands down. When I did put my hand down, it found her hand. At this time I barely knew her :. She kinda gave me a look and I pulled my hand away pretty hastily. Since I was leaning onto my right side I fell on her shoulder (A bit further than her shoulder XD) and she fell down onto her back too. Then, my sister came in with her friend >_>. It was a seriously awkward moment with my sister and her friend there. Remember my face was past her shoulder :. The girl just got up and said I have to go... Mmmmm. Didn't see too much of her after that.		2009-02-01 09:58:00

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Unknown User

This thread is just TOO AWESOME.

I just read Hamsalads... o_O...

Last year I had this girl over to my house after we went to the movies with some friends. I liked her. When she got to my house we sat down on my bed and started randomly talking. She was leaning on her arms when she sat down, and then I did that too (It's just how it sit). The way I did it though was I somehow leaned onto my right side (She was on the right side) before I put my hands down. When I did put my hand down, it found her hand. At this time I barely knew her :. She kinda gave me a look and I pulled my hand away pretty hastily. Since I was leaning onto my right side I fell on her shoulder (A bit further than her shoulder XD) and she fell down onto her back too. Then, my sister came in with her friend >_>. It was a seriously awkward moment with my sister and her friend there. Remember my face was past her shoulder :. The girl just got up and said I have to go... Mmmmm. Didn't see too much of her after that.
XD
I am so awesome for making this thread...
^^
Lol.		2009-02-01 13:33:00

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TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

It is a brilliant thread to be sure

I really need to think of one lol....		2009-02-02 00:14:00

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Unknown User

In time IronMad3nFan, In time....2009-02-02 07:05:00

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TheArmedReaper
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Just think of things you would NEVER tell ANYONE. Then post without thinking :....2009-02-02 07:35:00

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Unknown User

Haha xD Nice one LBM.2009-02-02 08:18:00

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Unknown User

:O LBM heh pretty funny :O so you face was *stops*2009-02-02 08:20:00

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Boomy
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Creative. You've been standing in the shadows.. Rejoice with us, and share your stupidity!
2009-02-02 17:42:00

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TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

Um... I can't really think of a really embarrassing moment. I walked in on my sister changing... Does that count?2009-02-02 18:03:00

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Unknown User

I wanted to throw the anchor out but I threw my self with in in the water....
I was 'bout 10 or so i think.



Um... I can't really think of a really embarrassing moment. I walked in on my sister changing... Does that count?

if you sis is a beauty. Then i wont considder it as embarrasing. xD		2009-02-02 18:12:00

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Dexist
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Um... I can't really think of a really embarrassing moment. I walked in on my sister changing... Does that count?
XD
Which sister?!

I wanted to throw the anchor out but I threw my self with in in the water....
I was 'bout 10 or so i think.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!		2009-02-02 22:14:00

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TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

I wanted to throw the anchor out but I threw my self with in in the water....
I was 'bout 10 or so i think.




if you sis is a beauty. Then i wont considder it as embarrasing. xD

ow XD You could have been SharkBait!!

or Killer Whaaaale Bait like this guy
YouTube - KILLER WHALE JUMPS ON GUY!		2009-02-02 22:52:00

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Snrm
Posts: 6419

I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm pretty young, so no alchohol/sexual stories yet

I was in 6th grade last year, and I had a crush on this one girl in my class. Only three of my friends and a few other outside my school knew. So one day all my classmates are playing truth or dare while we waited for our teacher to pick us up from lunch. I sat next to them to talk to my friends, and then they spin the bottle. It picks me, and I pick truth. And it was up to my friend to ask the question.

You can guess what happened. I was angry at them for a few days afterwards.		2009-02-02 23:16:00

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Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

I can't believe I'm doing this.
I'm pretty young, so no alchohol/sexual stories yet

I was in 6th grade last year, and I had a crush on this one girl in my class. Only three of my friends and a few other outside my school knew. So one day all my classmates are playing truth or dare while we waited for our teacher to pick us up from lunch. I sat next to them to talk to my friends, and then they spin the bottle. It picks me, and I pick truth. And it was up to my friend to ask the question.

You can guess what happened. I waspissed off at them for a few days afterwards.

Hahaha! He's a great friend.		2009-02-02 23:17:00

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Killian
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That is harsh 2009-02-03 07:41:00

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Boomy
Posts: 3701

Did you ever end up with that girl in the end?.2009-02-03 07:47:00

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TheArmedReaper
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When I was about 9 or 10 I was sneaking around looking for chocolate (it was after Valentines, so there was plenty of the stuff stashed around) and I happened upon a box of those liquor-filled deals. I popped a few and ran off, freaked out, after I "discovered" their contents. My parents never found out.2009-02-03 23:59:00

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Nukemgreen
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Hahahaha!
I told my friend the password to my 'spare' Email accound, and I started getting abunch of emails.... about stuff that isn't horribly inapropriate, but that you still wouldn't want your little sister to know about. Some stuff about 'enhancement'............		2009-02-04 00:12:00

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DRT99
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Hahahaha!
I told my friend the password to my 'spare' Email accound, and I started getting abunch of emails.... about stuff that isn't horribly inapropriate, but that you still wouldn't want your little sister to know about. Some stuff about 'enhancement'............

ROFl XD
thats hilarious. it isnt that embarrasing but its funny!		2009-02-04 00:14:00

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Snrm
Posts: 6419

hmmm. thread revival! (kinda)

well.... not so much an embarassing story... well actually it is kinda, but only when around the people involved...
anyways...

new years eve, i was going to a party, but then i wasnt allowed by my dad. But then he decided he felt bad about it, and said come to the one me and your mum are going to.... there will be people your age there. There were people my age, and some who were just a bit older so they could drive. Of course we promptly left and went to another house, where no one was for the night. Basically, after a LOT to drink, i remember waking up in a house i didnt know about, in a bed with like 4 girls, with loads of other girls + boys lying around the floor lol... i don't know what happened, nor does anyone else, so it is always kinda embarassing meeting the people again... i just got up in the morning, fell down the stairs and wonder where i was, then sorta left and got the bus home, and my parents werent back yet so i never even got caught

i want more stories to read, post more!		2009-02-09 20:29:00

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Unknown User

I can just imaginge XD!

*Open eyes*...
...
...
What the ...?
Ooookayyyy.
*REmoves arms from underneath the girls*
Time to get out of here...
*Tiptoes around the guys to get your top*
*Walks down the stairs*
Where am I....		2009-02-09 20:57:00

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Unknown User

That is pretty much what happened XD lol t'was a good night though 2009-02-09 20:59:00

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Unknown User

One question. Did you have your clothes on in the bed?
Lol.
Might hint what happened...
2009-02-09 21:25:00

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TheArmedReaper
Posts: 1543

yeah... I think.2009-02-09 22:16:00

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Unknown User

Going to an 18th on Friday. I'll probably have another one on here by Saturday. 2009-02-09 22:18:00

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Killian
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lol. I want to read it, so you better! lol parties with alcohol > parties without alcohol! (not taht i condone drinking underage or anything, i mean, i certainly don't do it )2009-02-09 22:20:00

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Unknown User

It seems every time I am in a big hurry I run into girls' boobs.
:blush:
EVERY TIME.		2009-02-12 13:05:00

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midnight_heist
Posts: 2513

It seems every time I am in a big hurry I run into girls' boobs.
:blush:
EVERY TIME.

Hahahaha maybe NOT a coincidence :O		2009-02-12 14:27:00

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Boomy
Posts: 3701

yeah, accidently. sure 2009-02-12 18:58:00

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Unknown User

i wish i accidently ran into boobs2009-02-12 20:26:00

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Hamsalad
Posts: 2551

lol... i wish i didnt have to accidently run into boobs not that i do anyway lol 2009-02-12 20:52:00

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Unknown User

lol... i wish i didnt have to accidently run into boobs not that i do anyway lol

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeee
:Epic Sarcasm:		2009-02-12 21:44:00

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DRT99
Posts: 431

Did you ever end up with that girl in the end?.

NO D':

LOL, ir0n, I laughed outrageously at your story. How the heck do you manage to do that?		2009-02-12 22:37:00

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Astrosimi
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erm... drinking? LOL it always leaves amusing stories... but i gtg... i have more though, i will post 'em when i have more time 2009-02-12 22:41:00

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Unknown User

necro'd. Lots of new members. I'm sure some of them will have something to tell us.

Go!		2009-10-20 11:34:00

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Unknown User

c'mon chaps, don't be embarassed - read the thread, even CODE posted!2009-10-20 22:41:00

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Unknown User

Is it gonna take another story to get this moving again? Some of these new people must have something they can tell us... ? OH well, here goes....

A relatively recent one (i.e. from like last weekend.)

Basically, i was at a party (someone's 17th i believe) and there was a fair amount of girls and guys there. Now, some of the older members may remember the thread in which i posted about asking out a certain girl (and failing, for any of you who weren't here). Now, at this party, there was a lot of alcohol (no, i HAVEN'T learnt my lesson...) and everyone was having fun. At some point in the night, we were both slightly drunk and talking to each other. NOW, as we all know, the great drink that is alcohol...stops you thinking straight... So when i started kissing her, and she kissed back, neither of us thought anything of it. Until her boyfriend walked in. Who also happened to be one of my best mates. That was bad, what was worse was that his parents were here to pick her and him up. He wasn't drunk, and they walked in on me and his girlfriend in a room alone. As you can imagine, major awkwardness, embarrassment and he wasn't best pleased with me. Infact, he almost broke my nose the next day. But hey, let's let bygones be bygones and all that.

We all made up, i apologized to both them AND his parents, She apologised to me and her boyfriend he apologized for trying to break my face. All's well that ends well, right? RIGHT?

Ok, it;s not one of the better ones i have had... i have some that i might post when others begin posting again - it's not called 'The dumb moments of Maid3n' is it? C'mon then, post!		2009-10-21 00:17:00

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Unknown User

This seems like the perfect thread for a Teebonesy quotes montage:



Oh, that reminds me of a play I saw a couple weeks ago. The play was Bram Stoker's Dracula, and when Dracula first came out onstage, I just started screaming "Get out of there, Keanu Reeves, it's ****ing Dracula!!"
One guy behind me showed his support of my attempt to help by gasping and then slapping the back of my head with a glove.

Anyway, the guy wasn't actually Keanu Reeves, but when he was imprisoned in Dracula's dungeon, I felt really bad for him so I asked the guy behind me (the slappy guy) if I could borrow some spare change. He gave me a bunch of coins and said "only if this will shut you up!" (I'm assuming he was referring to Dracula's evil minions onstage). I took the fistful of coins and threw them really hard at Keanu Reeves (it wasn't actually Keanu Reeves though) and screamed "HERE'S TWO DOLLARS AND TWELVE CENTS, KEANU! TRY TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!"



I went shopping and they asked for my ID, so I just started crying, screamed "You don't even KNOW! You don't KNOW!!" and then I ran.


I'm the one who thinks he might be able to jump in the pool first at the party, so he dives in, and then surfaces giggling and laughing, but looks around and sees that NOBODY else has jumped in, so the laughing turns to crying, and then I remember that I can't even swim, so I just dog-paddle around the pool while crying and everyone's staring at me.

No that's over with...embarrassing moments...

How about, this one girl who seems really into me, but I'm...not that into her. She's nice, and a good friend, but I don't want to go out with her. Anyway, we went into town together as a just-friends thing, but I always got the feeling she wanted to take things further, and then when we were both about to go, she lingered, and gave me a weird look, and I was like...yeah, bye. Gutted.

Oh and she just asked me to "hang out" after school tomorrow V.V I'm not the person who turns girls down, so I'm going, but...eek.


Other stories...hm, how's about when I was doing some extra DT work in the classroom at lunch, one of the DT teachers was in at the same time, and a mate was there too. We were soldering some components on, and my flying wires kept falling out, and the solder went everywhere, etc. so I said:

"This bloody solder"
Mate: "What?"
Me: "This goddam solder keeps messing up"
Teacher: "Uh, Ben (me), watch your language."
Me (bemused): "What, sir, is 'bloody' offensive?"
Teacher: "Why, yes, I think so, and I think goddam is incredibly offensive too."
Mate: "I can't remember the last time I was told off for my language."
Me: "I can't remember the last time anyone told me off for saying 'bloody'"

5 minutes later...

Me: "This bloody solder!"
Teacher: "Uh, Ben, you're doing it again."

V.V

EDIT: Also, ir0nmaid3n, I'm a bit pitying over your drinking. Personally, I don't really drink much/at all, out of choice. I have enough fun without inebriation, and I find it a bit depressing that people need alcohol to make something interesting. I'm also confident enough to do stuff without alcohol, so that's OK. The only reason I'd ever need/want to drink alcohol is for the taste, but there are much nicer drinks out there, lemme tell you.		2009-10-21 01:01:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

I don't drink that much away from the parties... And it wouldn't have happened without the drinking, and most of my bad ones involve drinking... Because that's when embarrassing stuff happens...2009-10-21 01:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

I get enough embarrassing stuff without drinking

Oh, here's a good 'un, though it's more embarrassing for others.

So in second year of high school (12-13y/o), my school goes on a trip for a week. On one of the nights, things got a little out of hand. Ten/fifteen boys in a dorm, and...well...they...explored themselves? About 8/10 were...y'know, and discussing it at the same time, giving pointers to each other etc. My bed was rocking so hard from the guy on top bunk I swear the creaking would've woken everyone in the hostel. Then two guys "dry humped" each other, which was...interesting, and one guy did a strip tease on a chair (breaking it in the process) ending up fully nude, then someone shone a torch on his...*cough*, at his request, then a few more hours of everyone else...exploring. Bear in mind, throughout this I was trying not to vomit at them. I prefer to do that stuff in private

All in all, a mind-crushing weekend.		2009-10-21 01:15:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

So, from where it stands now, people who accidentally ********** in class either become otters or communists :/. Remember, kids, DON'T ********** in class!


i read the whole thread again and!

Lol rocksauron XD		2009-10-21 01:28:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

Wow Dawes, epic-awkward post...

I try to block out [read: repress] all my dumb moments so as to stroke my ego, but...

In 8th grade Health class (Oh man, the years...), I was supposed to go up to the front of the room for a presentation of some sort. There was a small chair in my path, so I thought I'd be sly and hop over it. My plan was genius until one foot got caught on the chair and I face-planted over top of it. Pulling myself up, I had continue on with my presentation... Ah, adolescence was a mysterious time...

Ah, I just remembered an EPIC one. Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down... I was Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school-- erm, sorry 'bout that. It's deeply ingrained. Anyways, I was playing some barefoot basketball in some after school function or another. They had just waxed the floor, so it was very slick, and we all took our socks off to get some better traction. Again, trying to be sly (I'm sensing a theme), I went in for a leaping, finger-roll lay-up. My form was outstanding until my extra-baggy pant leg (oh, the 90's) got caught under my foot, resulting in a loss of traction. My feet slipped out from under me and I darn-near flipped over. I landed awkwardly on my arm and shattered my humerus. I spent the next 6th months with a huge total-arm cast on. The worst part? Everyone was laughing and I didn't realize my arm was broken at first (picking it up and feeling it bend where it's not supposed to was very unnerving at 14).

----

Eesh, these stories make me seem like a klutz. I swear, I'm actually very coordinated... 		2009-10-21 01:56:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

Wow Dawes, epic-awkward post...
I swear, I'm actually very coordinated...

SuuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUuuuuuuuuuuu uurrrrrrRrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee eeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Lies he tells! Lies! As for the embarissing moment... uh not now. I can't think of anything on the spot that is embarissing for me... more like extremely traumatizing to a little boy. But I don't know if that would suit the theme lol		2009-10-21 02:12:00

Author:
iGotFancyPants
Posts: 1355

oh the stories go on and on and onand...you get the picture.anyways...

so anyway during the summer i had a CAT scan...don't ask me y 'cause its personal,and i have to pee when i come to ...well heres the problem:i'm woozy,strapped to a bed and have an erection going on...so my dad gets a plastic jar....at first i say i can hold it but then...MAN i gotta pee! so he holds it up and tells me to aim carefully...well he doesn't finish because i pee mid-speech...and it goes into his hands and mouth! he screams"go******* it!" and spits the pee out...i couldn't help but laugh(who couldn't and he shakes his hands off when he realizes i hit hisbeard also!he went nuts..."aagghh! ****,****.****,****,****!!!" and thats about as far as i can take it...*cough*he stops himself and has to apoligize to a nurse*cough*

all in all...it was very embarrasing...and funny!		2009-10-21 02:16:00

Author:
theswweet
Posts: 2468

now i remember one!

Happened last week.

I asked my teacher a question about a worksheet he gave us.
i said
"On that one work(then i stumbled and it sounded like a said worksh** )
and he said " wait what.?"
Then i go again saying
The worksh**
And i realized i kept stumbling and i started laughing after it and luckily the teacher laughed too
not the best story but meh		2009-10-21 02:17:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419

My one friend went "Durrr" and then I went "Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" and then we drooled on each other for an hour. Good times.2009-10-21 02:20:00

Author:
qrtda235566
Posts: 3664

Are we talking about dumb moments or embarrassing moments?

On the dumb end of the spectrum, I have a 15 page paper due tomorrow that I've been putting off for a month and a half. It's going to be a fun night.

On the embarrassing end of the spectrum, I once gave a speech at my cousin's wedding. The speech went very well, until out of nowhere, I threw up all over the microphone, causing several guests to "freak out" and causing the speakers to make a high-pitched whining sound.		2009-10-21 02:21:00

Author:
BSprague
Posts: 2325

Lol, my internet's screwed up so I can't read any spoilers, which are the good ones 2009-10-21 02:40:00

Author:
Incinerator22
Posts: 3251

I can't think of any right now :/2009-10-21 02:48:00

Author:
Ricano
Posts: 434

At our school we have this unofficial spirit day, (sometime in February) called slap-*** Friday. Basically you just slap your friends *** and they can't call you a perv. This one teacher (from the back) looked a lot like one of my friends, Michelle, and I think you get how this ends. =S2009-10-21 03:00:00

Author:
srgt_poptart
Posts: 425

At our school we have this unofficial spirit day, (sometime in February) called slap-*** Friday. Basically you just slap your friends *** and they can't call you a perv. This one teacher (from the back) looked a lot like one of my friends, Michelle, and I think you get how this ends. =S

That's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. What was your school thinking having this day anyways?		2009-10-21 03:15:00

Author:
comphermc
Posts: 5338

That's just a lawsuit waiting to happen. What was your school thinking having this day anyways?
It's an "unofficial" holiday, meaning it's not school sanctioned. 		2009-10-21 19:48:00

Author:
BSprague
Posts: 2325

All for unofficial holidays at school say 'I'!!!2009-10-21 19:55:00

Author:
iGotFancyPants
Posts: 1355

Well the last embarrassing thing that happened to me was 3 years ago...


We were doing music at school, I play the guitar. I was late in so I had to set up in the middle of a song.

Usually I would have used a small kustom amp, but that day there was only a massive marshal, that you had to drag along the floor on wheels.

I walked across the front of the classroom and started to drag this big marshal amp across the floor. I was a bit too rough while dragging it though, so it started to tilt. I tried to pull it back up but only managed to prevent it from falling on it's side but couldn't pull it up on all four wheels because it was too heavy.

So there I was, right in the middle of the classroom, wobbling about like an idiot, pulling the most hideous expression trying to make this amp stable.

In the end I just let it drop on it's side, it made a huge crash, everyone in the class stopped playing and looked my way. The teacher got up, and shouted at me for around 5 minutes about disrespecting the school property.


That wasn't very embarrassing compared to some of the experiences on this thread.		2009-10-21 20:10:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341

Well the last embarrassing thing that happened to me was 3 years ago...


We were doing music at school, I play the guitar. I was late in so I had to set up in the middle of a song.

Usually I would have used a small kustom amp, but that day there was only a massive marshal, that you had to drag along the floor on wheels.

I walked across the front of the classroom and started to drag this big marshal amp across the floor. I was a bit too rough while dragging it though, so it started to tilt. I tried to pull it back up but only managed to prevent it from falling on it's side but couldn't pull it up on all four wheels because it was too heavy.

So there I was, right in the middle of the classroom, wobbling about like an idiot, pulling the most hideous expression trying to make this amp stable.

In the end I just let it drop on it's side, it made a huge crash, everyone in the class stopped playing and looked my way. The teacher got up, and shouted at me for around 5 minutes about disrespecting the school property.


That wasn't very embarrassing compared to some of the experiences on this thread.

Lol. You should then have picked it up, cranked it, and started playing some insane metal. That would have made them look at you even weirder....		2009-10-21 21:16:00

Author:
Unknown User

No offense olit, but you must be hiding something to not have been embarrassed for 3 years while your last dumb moment not really being embarrassing 2009-10-21 21:16:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

I just told Dan to write a function in as3.0 without using the function command, then later on I tried to apply variables to something outside where the variable changes xD

Oh I've got tears in my eyes ...		2009-10-21 21:18:00

Author:
Shermzor
Posts: 1330

blah blah blah "bloody solder" blah blah blah

Reminds me of a moment a few years ago, not dumb or anything but funny.
Basically, in an English lesson someone pushed my pencil case off the desk. I shouted, fairly loudly, "what the hell are you doing?". The teacher spun round and cried "LANGUAGE!" in a very strange voice.

...yeah. Anyway, as for 'dumb moments'...too many to list.
Oh god...there was one with semicolons...and trainers...that happened in English too 		2009-10-21 21:40:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

I tried doing this:

Awesome Chair Flip - CollegeHumor video

Metal chair leg went into my genticles.		2009-10-21 21:54:00

Author:
dawesbr
Posts: 3280

My dumb moment was along time ago.

It was 5th grade. I was so thirsty like all the other kids. So as usual, I drank chocolate milk in the cafeteria. That's it.

So why was it dumb you ask? Well instead of putting my reading skills at work, I put my taste buds at work. Big mistake. The milk expired 2 weeks ago, and my mouth took a big gulp of it! Then everything was flashing through my eyes. Screams of "Ill!" and ," Haha!". Next... vomit city!

So lesson learned. Read the label! 		2009-10-21 22:35:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Why does the school keep expired milk? Or did you bring it?2009-10-21 22:45:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

I just told Dan to write a function in as3.0 without using the function command, then later on I tried to apply variables to something outside where the variable changes xD

Oh I've got tears in my eyes ...

You should		2009-10-21 23:46:00

Author:
creelers
Posts: 275

Back then, school didn't check for hazards. Every Gadder for themselves I guess. 2009-10-21 23:50:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

No offense olit, but you must be hiding something to not have been embarrassed for 3 years while your last dumb moment not really being embarrassing

Well I know there's been loads of embarrassing moments but that's the only one I can think of lol		2009-10-22 12:19:00

Author:
olit123
Posts: 1341


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