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Here's the rules. Someone thinks of the most awkward or dangerous or whatever situation, and the other person thinks of an obscure way to get out of it. Example: Dude: You're on a sinking ship with no supplies and it's in shark-infested waters. Guy: Tame the sharks and ride your way out. Okay! I'll go first: You are in a jail cell and you have 5 minutes until angry prisoners rip you apart and take all your stuff. Oh yeah, the jail is on an island waaaay from your home.

2013-07-16 03:02:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Use your super awesome speech skills to calm the prisoners down and convince them to give them to give you THEIR stuff. Then, use your super awesome construction skills to fashion said stuff into a boat, and ride home. You're in a room with no doors or windows, and there's a dancing puppet in front of you singing "Don't Stop Believing". You need to escape.

2013-07-16 05:48:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Anger the puppet by purposefully singing along yet with the wrong lyrics, causing it to rip apart. then, take the strings, slip them under the cracks of the room, and use your magic voodoo powers to reach an outside switch with the string. All the walls collapse outward, and you dance away with a newfound tune. Help, you're the swing vote for the next election.

2013-07-22 11:23:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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Vote Ryan86me for President. Duh. You're being attacked by a bunch of angry mafia members. Oh, and the CEO of Microsoft just shot you in the leg.

2013-07-22 18:08:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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