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Worst game developer EVER!

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Phoenix Games (http://www.phoenixgamesgroup.com/)

This video will show you what I mean.

I'm baffled that this company can afford to run itself.

This comes from their site. A section entitled Phoenix Games Ahead of it's Time:


With a small elite team of 6 people specializing in licensing, marketing and publishing of value priced games, development and manufacturing are bundled through outsourcing and collaboration. This approach suppresses our fixed costs and enables a revolutionary low price strategy.

We boast the shortest time required from development to product release in the industry. Ordinarily the average development period for a game is 18 months, whereas Phoenix need a mere 3-5 months. With integrated standards in production and packaging it is now possible to realize low costs through stabilization of variable costs and suppression of fixed costs. In the case of fixed costs we are suppressing development costs per product unit by maximizing the sales volume through a low cost strategy and also both diminishing advertising and promotional costs and maximizing operating profits by securing a dependable fan base through an identifying packaging of a series.
2009-01-24 13:37:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575


Wow... just wow...

Laughed pretty hard at each one. The last one is the worst of the lot in my opinion; the pop-in makes it almost unwatchable let alone unplayable. Nice find.
2009-01-24 13:58:00

Author:
supersickie
Posts: 1366


I'm laughing so hard here! Not only at the videos, but at the comments too xD.2009-01-24 14:01:00

Author:
Unknown User


Wowza...
Where can I buy these games!?!
I've always wanted to race white vans
2009-01-24 15:44:00

Author:
Pinchanzee
Posts: 805


I'm baffled that this company can afford to run itself.


They're called phoenix for a reason.
2009-01-24 18:04:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


My vote is LJN. Videos are related. WARNING: PROFANITY.

YouTube - THE KARATE KID by the Angry Nintendo NerdYouTube - ROGER RABBIT by the Angry Nintendo Nerd
YouTube - BACK TO THE FUTURE by the Angry Nintendo Nerd
YouTube - FRIDAY THE 13th - Angry Nintendo Nerd
YouTube - NIGHTMARE ON ELM ST - By the Angry Nintendo Nerd
2009-01-24 18:23:00

Author:
Voltiare
Posts: 646


wow those games look very bad... like knockoffs of bigger games, except for white van racer which makes absolutely no sense2009-01-24 18:40:00

Author:
Noremac469
Posts: 143


wow those games look very bad... like knockoffs of bigger games, except for white van racer which makes absolutely no sense

Think about it, white van racer, peter pan, these games are obviously developed my Michael Jackson. showing off what he likes to do in his free time.
2009-01-24 21:09:00

Author:
Gondito
Posts: 1082


Darn Volitare i love that angry video game nerd guy XD

yeah and i agree littlebigme the comments are hilarious too xD
2009-01-24 21:13:00

Author:
Snrm
Posts: 6419


Data Design has lost it's place as the worst game maker ever in my heart.2009-01-24 21:15:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


Lmao that last one was horrible, the cars just pop into the screen, how are you suppose to play that...2009-01-24 21:19:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250


When I hear "worse dev" I always hear "Titus".

And they aren't PURPOSEDLY cheap like Phoenix, no, they REALLY thought they were making great games...

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2009-01-25 06:55:00

Author:
RangerZero
Posts: 3901


Majestic Studios (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo_of_the_Lost)

They made the worst game since ET for the Atari... Mainly by *Stealing* graphics from other hit titles such as "Diablo", "Oblivion", "World of Warcraft" and many others.
2009-01-25 21:13:00

Author:
Morrinn3
Posts: 493


Majestic Studios (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limbo_of_the_Lost)

They made the worst game since ET for the Atari... Mainly by *Stealing* graphics from other hit titles such as "Diablo", "Oblivion", "World of Warcraft" and many others.

White van racer seems worse to me.
2009-01-26 10:00:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575


Does it really?
YouTube - Limbo of the Lost Trailer
2009-01-26 10:58:00

Author:
Morrinn3
Posts: 493


Does it really?
YouTube - Limbo of the Lost Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFVcqDfJKZo)

... Wow. If I was on the dev team I'd be embarrassed to release that. I'd refuse to put my name on the credits!
2009-01-26 11:09:00

Author:
Killian
Posts: 2575


... Wow. If I was on the Dev team I'd be embarrassed to release that. I'd refuse to put my name on the credits!

Lol, There all horrible
2009-01-26 11:12:00

Author:
Thee-Flash
Posts: 3154


Does it really?
YouTube - Limbo of the Lost Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFVcqDfJKZo)
lol@2:21. Great cutscene.
2009-01-26 15:07:00

Author:
Voltiare
Posts: 646


Yeah those games look really bad Good thing theres people out there like the makers of LBP. There like god compared to these so called game developers. 2009-01-27 14:48:00

Author:
sirenrose
Posts: 61


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