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"Fixing" posts

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I've been reading some forums, and the user quoting seems to vandalize the original post in their quote. Let's have a game where we ALWAYS do it.

Rules: One person can type down any story as he/she wishes, and then, the person below will edit the post, but keep it in a quote and then adds the word "fixed" after the quote. Then, the user writes his/her story, and the pattern continues on. Be sure to bold your change (unless if you're removing a word), but only quote the previous story.

Example:

User 1:
I don't like chocolate.

User 2:

I do like chocolate.
Fixed

I like bacon.

User 3:

I like bacon and eggs.
Fixed

And so on.

I'll start:

My new avatar is a PlayStation 4. I seem to find it funny, so I uploaded it and changed my avatar. Besides, I got tired of that South Park girl avatar.

EDIT: If you have trouble thinking of a story, try going back through some of your previous posts on this site, and copy and paste here.		2013-02-22 21:59:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I to find it funny, so I uploaded it and changed my avatar. Besides, I got tired of that South Park girl avatar.
You shouldn't have had that "seem".

I went for a walk last week. While walking, I saw two pandas, a bird, and a fat lady. The fat lady enjoyed singing. It was a very weird walk, but it was worth it, as I got to see a fat lady sing. The pandas sung too, and the bird danced.		2013-02-25 02:12:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

I went for a walk last Sunday. While walking, I saw two hundred pandas, a bird, and a skinny lady. The skinny lady hated singing. It was a very weird walk, but it was worth it, as I got to see a skinny lady sing. The pandas sung too, and the bird took off.

Fixed

A troll is someone who tries hard to get attention. Usually, the trolls are hate filled, and they can do serious mischief, like making your levels look bad, posting hate comments, or making you play levels that crash the game. They aren't trying to insult you, but they try to annoy you. Watch out for them.		2013-02-25 04:05:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed

A troll is a tryhard. Usually, the trolls are stupid filled, and they can do serious shenanigans, like making your levels look famous, posting deleted comments, or making you play levels that enlighten the game. They are trying to insult you, but they fail to. Watch out for them.


You know what I would like? More discussions and less trolling. Death to the spam threads!		2013-02-25 09:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

You know what I would like? More trolling and less discussions. Life to the spam can!

Obligatory.

It is a misconception that Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. He was a great inventor, nonetheless, and is responsible for such items like the lightning rod and bifocals.		2013-02-25 11:24:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Obligatory.

It is true that Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. He was overlord of the skies, and is responsible for such atrocities as the death of Thor and fun sized candy.

Many people seem to think that the penguin invented the tuxedo, or at least brought it into fashion, when in actual fact it's just the way they look, and they can't help but appear extremely stylish.		2013-02-25 12:17:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

Many people seem to think that the penguin invented the tuxedo, or at least brought it into fashion, when in actual fact it's just the way they look, and they can't help but appear extremely silly.

Fixed.

LBPCentral is a very horrible, horrible place to be.

Don't worry, I didn't actually mean that.		2013-02-25 17:34:00

Author:
MSTER232
Posts: 247

LBPCentral is a very great place to be. They have great spotlight levels, exciting contests, and well organized forums. I even like the site staff.

Fixed

People need to accept criticism. Not only it satisfies the reviewer, but it will help become a better creator. They can delete reviews containing harsh criticism and reviews with inappropriate content, but they shouldn't delete the reviews with helpful criticism. I enjoy reviews, no matter if it's good or bad.		2013-02-25 18:02:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

People shouldn't accept criticism. Not only will it not satisfy the reviewer, but it will help become a worse creator. They can't delete reviews containing villainous criticism and reviews with appropriate content, but they shouldn't delete the reviews with helpful criticism. I despise reviews, no matter if it's bad or terrible.

Fixed.
So go ahead and jump. What's the worst that could happen? Oh. Oh wait, I just thought of the worst thing. Ew! I just thought of something even worse. Alright. New, better plan: no imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Just jump, into the abyss, there, and let's see what happens.		2013-02-25 20:07:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

So go ahead and die. What's the worst that could happen? Oh. Oh wait, I just thought of the worst thing. Yay! I just thought of something even worse. Great. New, better plan: no imagining of any potential outcomes whatsoever. Just die, right now, right here, and I'll see what happens from this great view I have in space.
Fixed it.
One day, I was born. One day, I will die. That will be the worst day ever.		2013-02-25 22:10:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Fixed it.
One day, I was born free. One day, I will be taxed to death. That will be the worst day ever.
I don't want to be taxed to death either.

Try my Glow World level. It has a special feature you can't see in other levels. It took me two weeks to make it, but I did well. I even had 82 plays, 33 yays, and 15 hearts.		2013-02-26 00:36:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I
Try my Glow World level. H4H P4P level. It has a special feature you can' see in that I stole from other levels. It took me two weeks seconds to make it, but I did well. Absolutely ****! I even had 0 plays, 33 yays, boos and 15 hearts. -1,000,000 hearts.

There we go, I've fixed your post. Check your work next time .

I really like ice cream. It's really tasty and it's my favourite desert alongside cake. I think I will go and get some now .		2013-02-26 21:27:00

Author:
MSTER232
Posts: 247

I really like poop. It's really tasty and it's my favourite desert alongside cake. I think I will go and get some now .
You were really close... just one word off.

Right now I am watching TV. I am watching Sharkboy and Lavagirl on the TV. I am now thinking about suicide.		2013-02-27 01:53:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

You were really close... just one word off.

Right now I am watching TV. I am watching Honey Boo Boo on the TV. I am now thinking about suicide.
Now with more drama.


I'm not weird. I just have a raging urge to dress up as a fictional alien character and then go meet with other people dressed up as fictional alien characters!		2013-02-27 02:01:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Now with more drama.


I am weird. I have a raging urge to dress up as a REAL robot character and then go meet with other people dressed up as robot characters!
Fixed

I'm dropping out of LBPC10 because it's hard to make a nice level using 5 or less materials while following two themes without level links.		2013-03-03 01:04:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I'm dropping out of high school because it's hard to make a nice grade​ without cheating.

"I once worked out, until I realized it was pointless. Then, I stopped working out, got an XBOX and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and became a fatty on the couch. I no longer do anything with my life." - The Fat Kids At School		2013-03-03 03:40:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

"I once worked out, until I realized it was pointless. maybe I should work out much more often. Then, I stopped started working out, got an sold my XBOX and Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, and became a fatty on the couch. fit, active person. I no longer do anything nothing with my life." - The Fat Fit Kids At School
There we go.

Call of Duty is the best game ever. All you do is get a sniper rifle or shotgun and blast people's heads off. It's also really cheap and loads of people like it so why not consider buying it as your next FPS game?		2013-03-03 18:37:00

Author:
MSTER232
Posts: 247

Call of Duty is the worst game ever. All you do is get a sniper trifle or ice cream and blast people's legs off. It's also really expensive and hardly anyone likes it so why consider buying it as your last SPF game?

Fixed.

On the Little Big Planet, you're a little Sackperson. That's you, just there. Aw, aren't you a cute one. Use the left stick to move around. On you go!		2013-03-03 18:49:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

Fixed.

On the Little Big Planet, you're a huge Sackperson. That's you, just there. Aw, aren't you a scary one. Use the right stick to move around. On you go!
Fixed.

I don't even know what to post, so I will just let the user below fix and edit my post as much as they like .		2013-03-03 18:59:00

Author:
MSTER232
Posts: 247

New Rule! You are now allowed to pretend whatever they're saying is true. You don't have to say "fixed". Also, to make it easier, you can go back through your earlier posts and copy what you said and paste it in your story, so you don't have to think.


Fixed.

I liked my avatar to be a gray winged pony from MLP.
Now I know why you picked that avatar.

I am an apple. No lies.		2013-03-03 19:39:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I am a lonely man. A sad, lonely man. I have no life, and no friends. It makes me sad, but my sadness is why I have no friends (everyone thinks I'm emo). It's an infinite paradox of sadness. No lies.

Is that what you meant to say?

Hello. I'm Bob. Bob Peterson. I like horsies. And ponies. I have a pony. He flies. I ride on him as he poops rainbows. It's fun.		2013-03-07 22:09:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Is that what you meant to say?

Hello. I'm Ryan86me. I like horsies. And unicorns. I have a unicorn. He flies. I ride on him as he spits rainbows. It's fun.
Fixed

According to the Uncyclopedia (a satirical wiki from Wikia), Nickelodeon isn't really called "Nickelodeon." It's called "Spongebob and iCarly Network." It even once had a TV schedule with 24 hours of Spongebob.		2013-03-11 23:23:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed

According to the a hobo on the street, Obama isn't really called "The President." He's called "a communist". He even once had a TV schedule with 24 hours of "Bomb them Yankees".
True story.

There once was a lad named Bob. He died.		2013-03-11 23:32:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

True story.

There once was a kid in South Park named Kenny. He died.
He dies all the time.

So far in the contest of LBPC#10, I have two sections in the dungeons left. When I'm finished, I'll move on to the time tunnel part.		2013-03-11 23:45:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

So far in life, I have nothing left. When I'm finished, I'll move on to the weird afterlife part.
Yep.

I watch Planet Starlight Chasers Excellent all day, everyday.		2013-03-12 00:36:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Yep.

I watch Apple2012 build his levels all day, everyday.
You really like watching people build their levels in LBP?

Now Carl's Jr is better than McDonald's, but don't take it as a fact. It's an opinion. Carl's Jr. is also better than In-N-Out Burgers, Whataburger, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Five Guys, and many other burger places. What if you compare it to those that don't sell burgers like Popeye's or Pizza Hut. In my opinion, Carl's Jr is better than all that. So yeah, Carl's Jr. is my favorite fast food restaurant, and I find McDonald's overrated, but I don't really like advertisements or promotions on TV from any fast food place.		2013-03-13 04:11:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Now space is better than McDonald's, but don't take it as a fact. It's an opinion. Space is also better than Aperture, Black Mesa, and some other places. What if you compare it to those that don't sell burgers like Popeye's or Pizza Hut. In my opinion, spaceis better than all that. So yeah, space is my favourite space, and I find McDonald's overrated, but I don't really like advertisements or promotions on TV from any fast food place.

Found some bird eggs back here, dropped em into the mechanism. Shut it right down. I - AH!
BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD		2013-03-14 08:51:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

Found some cores back there, dropped em (along with myself, mind you) into GLaDOS. Shut her right up. I - AH!
TAKE ME OUT! TAKE ME OUT! TAKE ME OUT!
There once was a man named Billy,
who rode all the way into Philly.
I gave him a ball,
of which wasn't tall,
and he took it and named the thing Lilly.		2013-03-14 17:17:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

There once was a man named Phil,
who just got an electric bill.
It costed a lot,
as much as he thought,
and he promised to pay it as his will.
Fixed

It's been 74 days since I last had McDonald's. I'm doing good. My goal is to go the entire year without eating McDonald's. That means, no breakfast, no ice cream, no chicken nuggets, nothing from McDonald's. I can get a drink, but no food.		2013-03-16 06:01:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed

It's been 74 days of eating nothing but McDonald's. I'm convinced I'm going to die. My goal is to fit through a doorway without first being covered in slippery, delicious butter. That means, no breakfast, no ice cream, no chicken nuggets, nothing from McDonald's. KFC, however...

I ordered a box of pencils over the internet last year, and I was horrified to find that upon opening the box, it was loaded with Africanised bees which attacked me for hours on end. I drew a picture of the swarm the next day with my wonderful new writing utensils.		2013-03-16 11:53:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

I ordered a box of chocolates over the internet last year, and I was horrified to find that upon opening the box, it was loaded with flesh-eating apples which attacked me for hours on end. I drew a picture of the apples the next day while eating the chocolates I ordered.
Why didn't you tell me about the flesh-eating apples?

I was playing treasure hunt yesterday, and the box I found was filled with golden coins and pins from LBP2. I created a real-life pin board with all of the pins from LBP2 that I found in the treasure box.		2013-03-17 19:55:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I was playing treasure hunt yesterday, and the box I found was filled with golden nuggets from my toilet. I created a real-life golden nugget collection with all of the nuggets from my toilet that I found in the treasure box.
That's nasty, man.

When I make music, I need to actually come up with a song to make. So, I bang my head to get my creative juices flowin', much to the disapproval of my family. Wait a second, my mom's calling me... NO, I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THERAPY MOM!		2013-03-17 20:07:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

That's nasty, man.

When I make music, I need to actually come up with a song to make. So, I burp and fart to make music, much to the disapproval of my family. Wait a second, my mom's calling me... NO, I DON'T NEED TO GO TO THERAPY MOM!
So you're just as nasty as I am.

I am currently making my very first Cross Controller level. It's called "Choose Your Adventure - Part One: Space Castle". It takes place on an asteroid where a futuristic building has lost power, due to the solar storm. I planned on having a total of eight final outcomes (all of them have power restored), seven different questions (only three of them can be answered in one playthrough), and the questions can be answered through the Vita system. I'm not sure how long it will take to finish, but I'll get it done.		2013-03-26 05:04:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I am currently making my very first poop. It's called "Choose Your POOP - Part One: Poop Castle". It takes place on a toilet where a futuristic turd has lost power, due to the sewer storm. I planned on having a total of eight final outcomes (all of them have power restored), seven different questions (only three of them can be answered in one playthrough), and the questions can be answered through the toilet system. I'm not sure how long it will take to finish, but I'll get it done.
That's just immature, man.

I once built a computer. Just kidding, I'm too lazy. I bought a crappy pre-built laptop instead.		2013-04-02 01:44:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

That's just fu@%ing awesome, sis.

I once ate a computer. No really, I was too lazy to get normal food. So I bought a crappy pre-built laptop and ate it instead.

Woohoo, I'm so funneh when fixing quotes brah! :3		2013-04-03 21:16:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Woohoo, I'm so hungry that I eat myself! YAYYYYYYYYYYYY! /self-cannibalism

Don't do it, man! Don't eat yoself!		2013-04-03 21:22:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Don't do it, man! Don't change others' quotes!
You're supposed to change quotes in this game. That's the rules.

Obama may be the worst president for passing stuff like Obamacare, but he is doing something like I approve. He announced Osama bin Laden's death, planned to eliminate the penny, and made the poor richer. However, the biggest mistake he did was back in January 2013, where he rejected the Death Star Petition. We needed it. Look what happened the month after. A meteorite hit the Earth.		2013-04-05 23:41:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

You're supposed to change quotes in this game. That's the entire population of badgers over there in that box.

Obama may be the worst president for passing stuff like replacing all money with dead pigs, but he is doing something like I approve. He announced Spongebob's death, planned to eliminate the supernatural fandom, and made the local population of bears richer. However, the biggest poop he did was back in his journey to space, where he pooped out the Death Star. We watched the whole thing. Look what happened a few minutes after. A meteorite hit the Earth.

Sometimes I wish I was a pig, then I could spend all day rolling in the mud and going out on day trips to the boat-noir and stuff like that, and getting turned into sausages and then turned back after I get eaten. Also flying when people aren't looking. Being a pig must be the best.		2013-04-06 00:43:00

Author:
flamingemu
Posts: 1872

Sometimes I wish I was an apple, then I could spend all day sleeping in a bowl and going out on day trips to the orchard and stuff like that, and getting turned into applesauce and then turned back after I get eaten. Also eating bread when people aren't looking. Being an apple must be the best.
You wanted to be an apple?

I like cold weather, because it's fresher and more soothing. Cold rainy days fit my mood, while hot and dry days would make me complain.		2013-04-07 05:09:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

You wanted to be a flying rainbow?

I like my hot chocolate cold, because it's fresher and more soothing. Cold hot chocolates fit my mood, while actual hot hot chocolate would make me complain.
I prefer my ice cream warm, so no hard feelings.

I used to dance for a living, until I realized I wasn't making money. So I decided to rob banks for a living, and I am now a happy and profitable man.		2013-04-09 03:00:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

I prefer my ice cream warm, so no hard feelings.

I used to dance for a living, until I realized I wasn't making money. So I decided to rob banks for a living, and I am now depressed.
Fixed

South Park Season 17 will begin on September 25th this year. That's late! The 17th season also has 10 episodes compared to the 14 they usually have.

I haven't done a South Park post yet.		2013-04-13 23:37:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed

My mother will begin on September 25th this year. That's late! My grandmother also has a late beginning, compared to early beginning my great-grandmother has..

I haven't been born yet.

Then how did you make that post?

Have you ever eaten a cookie sandwich before? Making one is simple - just place the cookies on the dancing jellybeans, spread some depressed cake all over it, and then add the poop.		2013-04-14 02:14:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Then how did you make that post?

Have you ever eaten a cookie sandwich before? Making one is simple - just place the cookies on the dancing jellybeans, spread some happy cake all over it, and then add the chocolate.
Fixed

It's been almost a year since the boos were removed. Originally, I thought it was a bad idea, because we can't show that we don't like the level. But now, I actually like LBP2 without the boos. Nobody has booed my levels for a long time. I think it should stay out. However, the ability to disable comments and reviews is a bad idea because we need to learn some social skill lessons, and disabling comments so you won't learn lessons shows that you want to be immature for the rest of your life.		2013-04-15 03:02:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed

It's been almost a year since the boos were removed. Originally, I thought it was a bad idea, because we can't show that we don't like the level. But now, I actually hate LBP2 without the boos even more. Nobody has booed H4H levels, Wipeout levels, or X Jumps levels for a long time. I think it should be brought back. Additionally, the ability to disable comments and reviews is a bad idea because we need to learn some social skill lessons, and disabling comments so you won't learn lessons shows that you are a whiny, imatuture brat.

Nobody likes the lack of boos.

I won my Vita on Stacker. I am using it to type this comment now.		2013-04-15 21:24:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Nobody likes Justin Bieber.

I won my iPad4 at the carnival. I am using it to type this comment now.

I have an iPad4 too.

One show that I used to like that I don't like anymore is Total Drama Island. The characters look stupid, the voices sound weird, the whole show is a ripoff of Survivor, and I absolutely hate this one girl from TDI. Why did Cartoon Network accept this show in the first place?

Also, I hope more people play this game. It shouldn't be limited to just two people playing. We should invite more.		2013-04-16 07:24:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I have a creepy clown stalker too.

One game that I used to like that I don't like anymore is LittleBigPlanet. The characters look stupid, the voices sound weird, the whole game is a ripoff of Mario, and I absolutely hate this protagonist called Sackboy. Why did MM make this game in the first place?

Also, I hope more people play this game. It shouldn't be limited to just two people playing. We should invite more.
That second part is very true. That first part, however, makes you a disgrace TO THIS ENTIRE COMMUNITY.		2013-04-18 02:15:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

That second part is false. That first part also makes you a disgrace to all of our country.
I'm no disgrace to America.

Deck the halls with flames and trolls.
Trololololo-lololo-lo
Tis the season to be annoying.
Trololololo-lololo-lo
Don we fill them, with all of these guys.
Trololo-lololo-lo-lo-lo
Now the Internet is full of cyber bullies.
Trololololo-lolo-lo-lo		2013-04-18 04:04:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I'm no disgrace to my mother.

Deck the halls with creepy comedians.
hahahahaha...haha, ha, ha
Tis the jokers to be creepy.
hahahahaha...haha, ha, ha
Don we laugh though we don't mean it.
hahahahaha...haha, ha, ha
Now the stage is full of psycho idiots
hahahahaha...haha, ha, ha!
Where'd the psycho idiots come from?

When I watch TV, I'm watching it because I'm bored. Let's face it - video games are just more fun. But sometimes my parents kick me off of video games, so I get bored. This is why I watch TV.		2013-04-18 17:18:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

When I eat pineapples, I'm eating them because I'm bored. Let's face it - apples are just more fun. But sometimes my parents stop me from eating fruit, so I get bored. This is why I eat pineapples.

I recently invented a custom Personality Core, an image of which I made in Publisher. The core is called the Protologic Core, and was a prototype of GLaDOS' Logic Core (You know, the cake one). He was sent to work in Portal Research because he didn't work as a Logic Core - the scientists decided that his programming would work better on an Intelligence Dampening Core.		2013-04-19 16:46:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

I recently invented a temperature control fan, a regular household fan that can blow at any temperature. The fan is called the Wheatley Fan, and was a prototype of the future. I was sent to work in The United States because they want to show the rest of the world that they are better inventors.
Fixed!

When will Total Drama Island get cancelled? It already lasted four seasons, and it's time to put an end to the show. It's more overdone than Spongebob.		2013-04-19 20:04:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed!

When will LBP stop production? It already lasted four game, and it's time to put an end to the series. It's more overdone than Mario.
You need to leave.

What's stupid? You. That's right, you, the man or woman editing this post. For editing my post, you are stupid. There is no getting around it.		2013-04-20 18:47:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

You need to stay.

What's stupid? You. That's right, you, whoever is editing my posts. For editing my post, you should get banned. There is no getting around it.

Guess what! I'm done with this thread. Whoever is going to play, have fun fixing quotes. Just don't expect me to play.

Maybe, I should have a moderator investigate this thread while you continue playing.		2013-04-20 21:16:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Guess what! I'm not done with this thread. Whoever is going to play, have fun fixing my quotes. Just don't expect me to leave.

Maybe, I should have a moderator investigate this thread while I continue playing.
Im staying too.

I just learned about Persona 3. Thank God I did. Ive been playing it nonstop all day, and plan on doing so for the next month or two. Its just that dang good.		2013-04-21 18:59:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Im staying too.

I just heard how bad Persona 3 is. Thank God I did. Ive been trolling it nonstop all day, and I Planned on doing so for the next month or two. Its just that dang Bad.

I Find That When I Am Bored, It Helps To Play LBPCentral Forum Games.		2013-05-20 17:44:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309

I find that when I am bored, it helps to play casino games.
...Seriously!

Recently, I've been helping people collect their cross controller prizes. They don't have a Vita, but I do. So that's why I help them collect their prizes. If you have the cross controller pack, and if you need help collecting prizes, you can invite me.		2013-05-21 06:36:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Recently, I've been helping people collect their drugs. They don't have an ID, but I do. So that's why I help them collect their drugs. If you have the need for drugs, and if you need help collecting them, you can invite me to your house.

That's just messed up, man. What is wrong with you?!

I like writing in MS DOS Batch code. I find it's fun, useful, and a good stress reliever. (PLEASE NO JOKES ABOUT SMOKING)		2013-11-18 04:07:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309

That's just messed up, Scotty. What is wrong with you?!

I like writing in Klingon. I find it's fun, useful, and a good stress reliever. (PLEASE NO JOKES ABOUT VULCANS)

Yeah, that's about all that I could come up with for this.

So then, I guess I should type some more. Click, click, types a lot, give a dog a bone.		2013-11-18 15:36:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Yeah, that's about all that I could come up with for this.

So then, I guess I should eat some more. Munch, munch, eats a lot, give friend some bacon cheese fries.

I'm glad this thread is revived. I have return to the forum games.

I've been playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf a lot. The game is so much fun, but I'm doing my best to get the best town ever. If you ask, I actually time travel in the game.		2013-11-21 05:36:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I'm glad this thread is revived. I have return to the forum games.

I've been playing Call of Duty a lot. The game is so much fun, but I'm doing my best to get to the highest prestige. If you ask, I actually hack the game.

Wow I really couldn't have thought of anything

Maybe it's because I've been studying a lot, had to stop spending so much time gaming and I even had to stop going to the gym. In fact forum games keep me sane.		2013-11-21 16:27:00

Author:
Shooter0898
Posts: 996

Wow I really couldn't have thought of anything

Maybe it's because I've been killing a lot, had to stop spending so much time studying and I even had to stop going to the gym. In fact murder keep me sane.

Wow...and I thought I was crazy.

I WANT A PS4 SO MUCH! I even entered 4 different sweepstakes 5 times each to win one, even if it's indirectly.		2013-11-22 01:10:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309

Wow...and I thought I was crazy.

I WANT A PIECE OF CANDY SO MUCH! I even entered 1,000 different sweepstakes 1,000,000 times each to win one, even if it's indirectly.

Fixed

Wow! I can't believe how inappropriate this thread got. When I first started the thread, I didn't intend to make this game inappropriate. All I wanted is a thread where you get to edit someone's post. But now, it gone off the deep end.		2013-11-22 05:48:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Fixed

Wow! I can't believe how awkward this thread got. When I first started the thread, I didn't intend to make this game awkward. All I wanted is a thread where you get to screw up someone's post. But now, it's gone off the deep end.

I am only typing here due to the character minimum.		2013-11-23 19:43:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309

I am NOT typing here due to the character MAXIMUM.


I have just revived a forum game. >:-D		2015-11-12 02:34:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

I have just revived ALEXANDER THE GREAT. >:-D

I forgot how much fun this game was.		2015-11-12 04:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I DIDN'T forgot how LAME this game was.

That's very rude. D:<

I thought Outlaw-jack is going to revive this forum game.		2015-11-12 04:49:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

That's very awesome.

I thought L1N3R1D3R is going to revive this forum game.

No, I was done reviving forum games. I forgot about this one, though!		2015-11-12 14:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yes, I am not done reviving forum games. I didn't forgot about the many forum games, though!




This is the best sentence.		2015-11-12 15:49:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

This sentence here is one of the best sentences.

Fixed.

When nothing that we do matters, all that matters is what we do.		2015-11-12 17:02:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

When nothing that we do matters, running around naked is what we do.

No need to say "Fixed", just so you know.		2015-11-13 03:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

There is a need to say "UnFixed", just so you don't know.

You are made of lies, bob will not be pleased. :kz:		2015-11-13 04:15:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

You are made of pies, bob will not be disappointed. :kz:

Yeah, Bob's pretty hungry. He's got a big sweet tooth!		2015-11-13 13:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Nope, Bob's not hungry. He's got a big sour teeth!

I think Bob has all the food he needs. Also I think he hates sweet things.		2015-11-13 15:07:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

I think Bob has all the video games he needs. Also I think he hates LittleBigPlanet.

Well, tell Bob that LittleBigPlanet is awesome and he should feel bad for hating it.		2015-11-14 23:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Well, tell Bob that Mario Party 10 is terrible and he should feel good for hating it.

At least Bob is honest about what game he hates.		2015-11-15 04:46:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

At least thaia2013 is honest about what races he hates.

Wow, no need to be so condescending...		2015-11-15 04:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wow, there is a need to not be so condescending...

And yes, I am honest about what races I hate. I hate nascars.		2015-11-17 03:53:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

And no, I am dishonest about what places I love. I adore interwebs.

Indeed, there are several lovely things to adore here. For example: me.		2015-11-17 12:03:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Indeed, there are several disgusting things to hate here. For example: me.

I would agree. Why do you have to be so insensitive?		2015-11-18 03:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I would disagree. How can you be so melodramatic?

I like to think it's because of my beauty, effulgent. Why do you have to be so salty?		2015-11-18 14:34:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I like to think it's because of my ugliness, effulgent. Why do you have to be so right?

L1N3R1D3R has really good point. Why are you insensitive?		2015-11-19 15:18:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

L1N3R1D3R has really dull point. Why am I insensitive?

I don't know. Maybe because you keep namecalling people, you nerd!		2015-11-19 20:15:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I don't know. Maybe because I keep annoying people, you have a good point!

Don't doubt it, FreeAim. We all have an evil inner self.		2015-11-20 13:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Don't doubt it, FreeAim. We all have an evil twin.

It's an interesting theory. If that's the case, I'd love to meet 'Evil Ali'. I bet he has a goatee!		2015-11-20 14:42:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

It's an interesting story. If that's the case, I'd stay away from a 'Merry Ali'. I bet he has a a stomach that shakes like a bowl full of jelly!

So, he is Santa's brother? Fascinating...
I did one time come across a line of Santas coming out of a coffee shop. It sure was difficult to explain that to the kids.		2015-11-20 17:20:00

Author:
DiamondDiancie10
Posts: 203

So, he is Santa's brother? Boring...
I did one time come across a line of Star Wars fans coming out of a movie theater. It sure was difficult to explain that to my oblivious friend.

How could he be so oblivious to Star Wars?		2015-11-21 00:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

How could I be so oblivious to common courtesy?

Maybe because you were raised in a barn, you barbarian!		2015-11-21 00:49:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Maybe because you were raised to the heavens, you angel!

Thanks for finally recognizing who I am. You should be grateful!		2015-11-21 01:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Thanks for finally hating who I am. You should be annoyed!


Oh, I am.... Don't worry.... *grabs pitchfork*		2015-11-21 12:48:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Oh, I am.... In love.... *grabs wine*

Now, aren't we being romantic little care bears?		2015-11-21 15:43:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Now, aren't they being annoying little care bears?

I agree, Care Bears are so aggravating! Who invented them?		2015-11-21 16:02:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I agree, FREEAIM is so aggravating! Who invented sensitivity?

I don't know.... Ask the magic 8 ball. http://www.ask8ball.net/		2015-11-21 21:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I know.... Ask me! http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/member.php?63308-Sir-monacle

You aren't Wikipedia, you know.		2015-11-22 00:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You are a Wikipedia, you know.


Thanks, this one time I settled a war between 6 year olds and 5 year olds. 		2015-11-22 07:05:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Thanks, this one time I settled a war between the Alliance and the Axis.

I always thought that was America! I read this one post that said they fought the entire war to save the world!		2015-11-22 10:13:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I always thought that was the law of robotics! I read this one post that said I ate the entire chocolate factory to save halloween!

Interesting theory.....		2015-11-22 13:47:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Boring theory.....

Hey, you've got to hand it to him: with a stomach that big, he rivals the likes of Kirby, Yoshi, and Pac-Man!		2015-11-22 15:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Hey, you've got to hand it to jwwphotos with a group of screaming goats that big, he aggrivates the likes of boosters


Hey! I've heard a lot of stuff about screaming goats. Strange...		2015-11-22 17:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Hey! I've heard a lot of bad stuff about Sir monacle. Strange...

Really? I guess I should stay away from him. He misspelled "monocle", too...		2015-11-22 19:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Really? I guess I should stay away from the forum games. I've heard this is mafia town.

mafia town? Better get a bullet-proof vest.		2015-11-22 19:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

mafia wars? Better get a Facebook account.

I remember how my mom played Mafia Wars a lot. She thought it was better than real video games... 		2015-11-22 21:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I remember how Micheal jackson played robot Wars a lot. He thought it was better than real television shows

Robot wars was amazing! I'm going to get my Gameboy tribal out!		2015-11-23 06:43:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Robot wars was amazing! I'm going to get my [CENSORED] out!

Steady on now, this is a family forum.		2015-11-23 15:28:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Let it snow, I mean let it go!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xzDS7rcuc		2015-11-23 16:18:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IshIWlXdNY

I know, right? It's an awesome video!		2015-11-24 04:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I know, right? It's a terrible video!

Pfft, you made it. Blame yourself.		2015-11-24 08:09:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Pfft, you made it. Screw yourself.

Sir monacle! This forum is rated E! Stop with that language!		2015-11-24 22:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Sir monacle! This forum is rated M! Stop with that dancing


Can't.... I'm in the groove!		2015-11-25 07:42:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Stop.... in the name of love!

Before you break my heart!		2015-11-25 15:12:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Before you break the groove!

Impossible! I am the said groove!		2015-11-25 16:18:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Impossible! I am the said murderer!

Then I will sentence you to a lifetime in prison. You were aware of the consequences, right?		2015-11-25 21:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Then I will sentence you to a lifetime in the local insane asylum. You are aware of this place, right?

No.... I'm not insane I tell ya! I can't go back! No, I won't go back!		2015-11-26 07:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No.... I'm not the president I tell ya! I can't govern the country! No, I won't go back!

Why did you put yourself in the ballot, then? You only had yourself to blame...		2015-11-26 16:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Why did you put yourself in the vending machine, then? You only had yourself to be eaten...


You cannibal! You won't eat me! *runs away*		2015-11-26 18:25:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You pig! You won't get me! *runs away*

Let's not harrass people online, L1N3R1D3R.		2015-11-26 19:26:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Let's not harrass obama online, nickson.



Why is there politics in that quote?		2015-11-26 19:34:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Why are there words in that quote?

Because otherwise it wouldn't be a quote. Gosh, you really don't know English, do you?		2015-11-28 00:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Why am I crying? Because I'm sad and angry. Gosh, you really don't know me, do you?

Hold on babe, we can work this out! Don't let it end like this babygirl!		2015-11-28 01:09:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Hold on Mittens, we can kill this mouse! Don't let it survive like this Mittens!

Wow, your cat must be a really bad mouser.		2015-11-28 02:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wow, sir monacle must be a really great dancer.


I'm not the best, but I try.		2015-11-28 07:32:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I'm not the worst, but I cry.

Aw, no need to feel bad! It's not like there isn't a simple fix.		2015-11-28 15:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Aw, no need to feel naughty! It's not like there isn't a simple punishment.

Woah, hold your horses, this is a family friendly forum.		2015-11-29 01:40:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Woah, hold your horses, this is not a family friendly forum.

FreeAim, I think you're missing the whole point of this forum. It's for an E-rated game, so it should be E-rated.		2015-11-29 04:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

FreeAim, I think you're missing the whole point of this forum. It's for an 7+-rated game, so it should be M-rated.


Your both wrong!		2015-11-29 07:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You're both wrong!

You really don't know English, do you?		2015-11-29 19:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You really don't know my secret weapon, do you?

Uh oh, I don't want to be part of this.		2015-11-29 20:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Uh oh, I don't want it

Who wouldn't want a secret weapon?		2015-11-29 20:59:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Who wouldn't want a kick to the face?

A movie star, perhaps. They find their fake faces precious.		2015-11-29 21:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A real star, perhaps. They find their fake diamonds precious.


Fake diamonds? Worthless!		2015-11-29 21:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Fake friends? Worth it!

Please, sir, open your eyes to the reality.		2015-11-29 21:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Please, sir, open your eyes to the 50,000W lightbulb.

Jeez, are you torturing him? Stop being mean!		2015-11-29 23:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Jeez, I'm going to try torturing him, Stop being nice!



*slowly backs away*		2015-11-30 06:37:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

*slowly backflips*

How do you do that slowly?		2015-11-30 13:36:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

How do you do homework that slowly?

Hey, don't be insensitive! Maybe he just has some problems he needs to work out, both internal and external.		2015-11-30 13:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Hey, don't be soft! Maybe he just has some problems he's too lazy to work out, both internal and external.

Show some mercy! Don't you remember how hard it was back in the day?		2015-11-30 15:39:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Show no mercy! Don't you remember how easy it is to beat up this guy?


....Why does this happen every time!?		2015-11-30 15:46:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

....Why doesn't that happen ever!?

Now now, things like that are completely normal. Doesn't that happen to everybody sometime? Maybe... maybe it's my fault?		2015-11-30 21:36:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Now now, things like that are completely necessary. Shouldn't that happen to everybody sometime? Think... maybe it's your fault?

Why are you doing this? Are you part of the organized crime?		2015-12-01 00:22:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Why are you doing this? Are you part of the Illuminati?

No, I'm not.

...but wait, did you see that?

TenebrisNemo has 12 letters
He has 11 green bars
12-11=1
There are three bats in his avatar
1x3=3

You know what that means...

BETTER NERF GRENINJA!		2015-12-01 04:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, I'm not.

...but wait, did you see those surprise eggs?

surprise eggs has 12 letters
I got 11 green toys
12-11=1
There are three surprise eggs left
1x3=3

You know what that means...

I'M GOING TO EAT ALL THE SURPRISE EGGS!

But.... I want a surprise egg..... 		2015-12-01 12:47:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

But.... I want ******** ***.....

Please don't elaborate. I can't handle this.		2015-12-01 13:43:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Please don't eat the surprise eggs. I can't handle this, I'm eating it.

My surprise eggs, you here!? I'm eating them and that's final!		2015-12-01 15:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

My darling, you here!? I'm eating your pasta and that's final!

You sound so angry when you're talking about something positive.		2015-12-01 23:17:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You sound so happy when you're talking about something negatively positive.

Yes, no? No, yes?		2015-12-02 06:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yes, yes? Yes, yes?

Uh oh, it's finally happened. Sir Monacle has officially lost his marbles.		2015-12-02 10:36:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Uh oh, it's finally happened. Sir Monacle has officially lost his sanity.

Tea cup potato brand pumpkin.		2015-12-02 10:53:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Tea cup name brand cereal.

Wait, so...tea, plus Frosted Flakes? ...sounds like a slice of heaven to me.		2015-12-02 13:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wait, so...you, plus me? ...sounds like a slice of heaven to me.

Darling, I'm going to take you to the sort of heaven where you'll be screaming for hell.		2015-12-02 14:18:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Darling, I'm going to take you to the sort of basement where you'll be screaming for help.

This place shows people's true colors!!		2015-12-02 15:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

This place shows people's true inner-self!!

Oh, you mean, when people say you're made of what you eat? I don't get it.		2015-12-02 15:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Oh, you mean, when people say you're made of gold? I get it.

They say that especially when I do something for them.		2015-12-02 15:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

They say that especially when you buy something for them.

Yeap, I buy stuff.		2015-12-02 19:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yeap, I stealstuff.

I knew it. After all these years, you finally admitted it!		2015-12-02 20:58:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I knew it. After all these minutes, you finally swallowed it!

Either I'm glad you're not choking, or I'm a bit disturbed.		2015-12-03 04:42:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Now I'm glad you're finally choking. I'm a bit grateful.

Why you do this? What has he ever done to you?		2015-12-03 10:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Why you do this? What has your girlfriend ever done to you?

Nothing. She has done NOTHING! Please hold me, for I am sad!		2015-12-03 11:11:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Everything. She has done EVERYTHING! Please hold me, for I am In love!

Ew, I better get out of here before this becomes violent.		2015-12-03 13:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yum, I better get in there before it becomes lovey-dovey.

Come on baby, 'cause I can show you a good time!		2015-12-03 18:34:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Come on pizza, 'cause I can show you a good time!

Thankfully I can edit everything. For my own sanity.		2015-12-03 19:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Thankfully I can edit nothing. For everyone's own sanity.

The story of most major websites.		2015-12-03 22:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The story of most micheal bay films.

Strange once I saw a bunch of micheal bay turtles in the sewer, I was proceeding to take their photo, but they 'booyakasha'd' me.		2015-12-04 07:11:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Strange once I saw a bunch of candy wrappers in the sewer, I was proceeding to take their photo, but they 'booyakasha'd' me.

Teenage Mutant Candy Wrappers? ...that would be an awful show. 		2015-12-04 14:06:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Teenage Mutant ninja turtles? ...that would be an awful show.

Too late.... It's real.		2015-12-04 19:20:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Too late.... It's dead.

Not my dear hamster! It lived a happy life...		2015-12-04 22:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Not my deer! It lived an unhappy life...



Yeah, I had to shoot.... It was going to be the main course.... Sorry....		2015-12-05 08:37:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yeah, I had to bail.... I was going to be the main course.... Sorry....

It's alright. Who knew that ogres would actually eat people.		2015-12-05 18:45:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

It's not alright. Who knew that i would actually eat people.


Ew... I'm staying well away from snowmen.... They're waiting, aren't they!? For my tender flesh, save me!		2015-12-05 19:07:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Ew... I'm staying well away from you.... You're waiting, aren't you!? For my tender flesh, eat me!

Whoa, don't make assumptions. FreeAim is not a cannibal and should not be treated like one.		2015-12-06 00:19:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whoa, don't make assumptions over who the best cook is. If FreeAim is a cannibal but not be treated like one run away.
In Safari parks many of them you can drive around and the animals can be all mixed together: lambs lions and pyjaks all living together.		2015-12-06 07:11:00

Author:
jimydog000
Posts: 813

In Safari parks many of them you can drive around and the animals can be all mixed together: lambs lions and pyjaks all eating each other

Geeze, thanks for the great detail.....		2015-12-06 07:37:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Jeez, thanks for the great detail.....

"Geeze" isn't a word. I'm starting to thing you never learned English.		2015-12-06 20:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

"Fetch" isn't happening. I'm starting to thing you never were loved as a child.

Low blow, dude. Too low.		2015-12-06 23:22:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Good blow, dude. Too good.

Whoa, watch your mouth. I don't want to get either of us into trouble...		2015-12-07 03:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Whoa, watch your mouth. I don't want to get myself into jail...

What in the name of Creator are you doing?		2015-12-07 07:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

What in the name of narrator are you creating?


a super bacteria! ....I think....		2015-12-07 07:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

a super squid! ....I know! Adorable!....

Ew. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...		2015-12-07 07:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Ew. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope...yes

I knew you secretly liked super squids...		2015-12-07 14:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I knew you secretly liked super bacteria...

Yeap, say, wanna test out my deadly super bacteria!? Its deadly!		2015-12-07 15:12:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Yeap, say, wanna test out my cookies!? Its deadly!

Can we be serious for one little moment?		2015-12-07 18:17:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Can we be asleep for one little night?


Do you know how long a night is on mars!? It's long!		2015-12-07 18:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Do you know how long my spear is tonight!? It's long!

What am I supposed to do with that information?		2015-12-07 21:38:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

What am I supposed to do with that lubricate?

I really don't want to explain this to you.		2015-12-07 22:19:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I really don't want to explain sex to you.

Alright, alright, that's enough. You didn't have to explicitly state it, did you?		2015-12-08 02:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Alright, alright, that's not enough. You didn't explicitly state it, did you?


Woah! Tenbrisnemo! FREEAIM! L1N3R1D3R! This is a family forum! No need to get ho- Just, just stop...		2015-12-08 07:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Woah! Tenebrisnemo! FREEAIM! L1N3R1D3R! This is great forum! No need to get family friendly!

Hush, Sir monacle, don't let the evil goblin take over you.		2015-12-08 07:59:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Hush, Sir monacle, do let the evil goblin-dominatrix take you over.

You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention.		2015-12-08 14:19:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

You had my film, but now you have my popcorn.

What!? You gave this to me, well, it's too late now, i'm eating it.		2015-12-08 15:47:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

What!? You gave this to him, well, it's too late now, i'm choking him.

Can't anything good and peaceful happen in this place?		2015-12-08 21:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Can't anything good and peaceful happen in Finland?

No, hence why you're here witnessing all of this.		2015-12-09 03:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, hence why I'm here stealing all of your money.

Only over my dead body.		2015-12-09 06:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Only over my dead farther.


Woah, why so serious, I was only going to get a mini sandwi- *gets choked*		2015-12-09 07:14:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Woah, why so serious, I was only going to get laid, get paid and Gatorade- *gets choked*

Memes. Oh, how I hate them.		2015-12-09 12:39:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Friday nights. Oh, how I love them.

Me too. I can finally have my long sleep.		2015-12-09 14:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Me too. I can hatefully have my long company of slave-trading.


Slave-trading? Isn't that 'illegal' or whatever?		2015-12-09 15:26:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Candy-trading? Isn't that suspicious or whatever?

Yes, yes. Nothing suspicious. Just candies.		2015-12-09 20:12:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Yes, yes. Nothing suspicious children. Just candies in my van....


] must..... Go in va- Wait.... The medicine..... The fact you should be in jail...... The suspicious van..... You're throwing a party, aren't you?		2015-12-10 07:26:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

must..... Go in va- Wait.... The common sense..... The fact I should be in jail...... The suspicious van..... You're gonna arrest me, aren't you?

Well look who's the detective now! I thought you would fall for it. *Shoots with taser*		2015-12-10 09:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Well look who's the big man now! I thought you wouldn't fall for it. *Shoots with gun*

All those new tricks you've learned just don't matter. Doesn't matter what you try. Doesn't matter where I am or how awesome you think you are. 'Cause you know what? I'm FreeAim. I beat the bad guys.		2015-12-10 09:57:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

All those new skills you've learned just don't matter. Doesn't matter what you try to change. Doesn't matter where I am or how strong you think you are. 'Cause you know what? I'm FreeAim. I beat whoever I want.
It doesn't have to be this way, FreeAim! I am not your enemy. I am trying to save you!		2015-12-10 10:10:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

It has to be this way, FreeAim! I am your enemy. I am trying to kill you!

Jeez, that's a bit harsh don't you think? I mean, sure FreeAim is annoying with his constant references to sexual intercourse on this very clean family forum, but that's no reason to want to kill him!		2015-12-10 12:01:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Jeez, that's a bit harsh don't you think? I mean, sure FREEAIM is following me with his constant references to RULE 34 on this very dirty family forum, but that's no reason to want to punch him!


Woah, don't you think you were a bit too detailed there, ali_star?		2015-12-10 12:06:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Woah, don't you are far too awesome for this forum, ali_star?

I mean, yeah..... I guess. But I like to hang out with the common folk every now and then.		2015-12-10 15:25:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I mean, yeah..... I guess. But I like to hang out with the google folk every now and then.


So, you're responsible for doing this to my google! https://www.google.co.uk/?gws_rd=ssl#q=askew		2015-12-10 16:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

So, you're responsible for doing this to my google! http://mrdoob.com/projects/chromeexperiments/google-sphere/

Wow, these games are active when I'm gone.		2015-12-10 22:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wow, these games shouldn't be active while I'm gone.


What you going to do? Lock this forum?		2015-12-11 07:02:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

What you going to do? Lock me inside an abandoned hospital??

That's creepy and scary. No one deserves that.		2015-12-11 10:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's creepy and scary. No one deserves that..... except me.

What makes you think you deserve it?		2015-12-11 10:26:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

What makes you think I deserve it?


Oh, many, many reaso- Err.... You don't deserve it at all? 		2015-12-11 11:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Oh, many, many reaso- Err.... You deserve to die, slowly and painfully!

You can try to do that, but then you will notice that nothing good comes from it.		2015-12-11 11:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You can do that, but then you will notice that I want it.


You want torture? Okay.... Step into my office...		2015-12-11 11:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You want torture? Okay.... Watch my home video...

Why did you make this horrible thing!?		2015-12-11 12:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Why did you make this horrible cake!?

No need to criticise the man's cooking. He's trying his best. People on here are getting really nasty these days. It's rather upsetting, to be honest. 		2015-12-11 12:51:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

No need to compliment the man's cooking. He's an idiot at best. People on here are getting really soft these days. It's rather upsetting, to be honest.

Why am I surprised?		2015-12-11 13:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Why am I constantly breaking wind?

I dunno, mate. I'm not a flipping doctor!		2015-12-11 13:53:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I dunno, mate. I'm the naughty sort of doctor!

Well, I'm the tired sort of patient, so please tell me: what are you planning to do with that spoon in your freezer?		2015-12-11 14:53:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Well, I'm the hungry sort of patient, so please tell me: what are you planning to do with all that ice cream in your freezer?



You're just about to have surgery, you cannot eat!		2015-12-11 14:57:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You're just about to have some delicious cake, you can now eat! Happy 19th birthday!

Thank you so much! You're so kind to me today.		2015-12-12 12:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Thank you so much! You're never kind to me.


I tried, isn't it the thought that counts!? 		2015-12-12 12:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I tried, isn't it the abacus that counts!?

No, in modern times we use calculators.		2015-12-12 21:02:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

No, in modern times we use the Gameboy camera.

Aghhhhhh! *runs away in horror*		2015-12-12 21:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

*Saw someone's photo album* Aghhhhhh! *runs away in horror*

Everyone's photo album is a horror book, am I right?		2015-12-12 21:28:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Everyone's photo album is an adult's calendar am I right?

What kind of friends do you have!?!?		2015-12-12 22:57:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

What kind of dogs do you have!?!?

Well, we have a variety of types. We have Labradors, Rottweilers, Pugs, Golden Retrievers...		2015-12-13 05:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Well, we have a variety of types. We have myself, FreeAim, Nemo, curious sack...


I feel left out now..... 		2015-12-13 07:05:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I feel left out in the snow now.....

You can live at my place as long as you wish. You're always welcome here.		2015-12-13 18:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You can sit on my electric chair as long as you wish. You're always welcome there.


....I think I'll be walking home today.....		2015-12-14 06:44:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

....I think I'll be making another two-letter modification in the 'One Letter Modification' thread today.....

Are you doing it on purpose just to annoy me?		2015-12-14 10:59:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Are you living on purpose just to annoy me?

That's a bit mean, don't you think?		2015-12-14 12:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's a bit soft, don't you agree?


No... I'm pretty sure my bed is as hard as spikes!

Wait.... This isn't a torture device is it?		2015-12-14 13:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No... I'm pretty sure my bed is as soft as feathers!

Wait.... This isn't a therapy device is it?

Yes, it is. It's the new SleepNumber system.		2015-12-14 14:03:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Yes, it is. It's the new SleepForever shotgun.

Groovy. I'll take it. How much?		2015-12-14 18:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Medicine? I'll take it. How much?

About 2 pills per 24 hour period, with an additional 1 pill if symptoms are severe. Not to exceed 3 daily.		2015-12-14 23:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

About 2 pot per 24 hour period, with an additional 1 pot if symptoms are severe. Not to exceed 3 daily.

You're selling pots?

Nice! I'll have one, I need it to cook my stew.		2015-12-15 07:00:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

You're selling puppies?

Nice! I'll have one, I need it to cook my stew.

You sick, sick !$#@&?*%!!		2015-12-15 09:59:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You lovely, dear !$#@&?*%!!

That's an unique way to show love for someone.		2015-12-15 10:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's an unusual way to show hate for someone.




I hate that cloud... Always watching me.....		2015-12-15 17:42:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I love that cloud... Always looking out for me.....

That's lovely. Perhaps your guardian angel is watching over you from it?		2015-12-15 19:14:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

That's lovely. Perhaps your assasin is watching over you from that building?



Huh, where? What buildi-
...
I should run....		2015-12-16 07:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Huh, waffles, where? What buildi-
*Sniffs*
I should hurry....

No! Wait for me! I want some waffles, too!		2015-12-16 08:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No! Wait for me! I love you!

Awwww, how sweet. 		2015-12-16 10:07:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

*Opens present and there's a clay heart*Awwww, how sweet.

Hand made. Do you like it? 		2015-12-16 10:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Made in China. Do you like it?

Errrrr, yeah. Thanks very much. It's just what I've always wanted. How very thoughtful of you.

*sarcasm detector explodes*		2015-12-16 11:03:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Errrrr, yeah. I hate you so much. It's just that you're always acting like a monkey. How very predictible of you.

*anger detector explodes*

No! I can change! Wait! I'll never act like that again!		2015-12-16 11:40:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No! I can count to 10! Wait! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

Well that's..... ermmm.... a useful skill to have, I suppose.		2015-12-16 13:30:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

*Looks at Fez* Well that's..... ermmm.... a useful thing to have, I think.

You think so? Fez isn't useful. It's just a hat.		2015-12-16 15:03:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Hand chopped off. Do you like it?


No, your plastic hand creeps me!

But, the brownies were tasty so, maybe having a plastic hand was worth it?		2015-12-16 16:04:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

No, you creep me out!

But, you look so tasty, maybe I should eat your liver?

I just don't know how to respond to that.		2015-12-17 11:40:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

I just don't know how to drop load of slime on that.

You have a nose for that purpose, right?		2015-12-17 11:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You have a purpose, right?

Not really. I'm just plodding along, if you know what I mean?		2015-12-17 12:48:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Not really. I'm just forcing myself to plod along, if you know what I mean?

No, I don't. Can I help you?		2015-12-17 17:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

No, I wont. Can I push you?


What!? No!?

I'm going to fall any second now!

I'm going to plummet to my doom!

With my last words I curse Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee		2015-12-18 15:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155


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