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LBP News Headlines You'll Never See
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Can you think of a LBP related News Headline that no one will ever see? Excercise your imagination a bit, and create a Headline that somehow relates to a real world topic, but impacts LBP in a humorous way. Still not sure what I mean? Maybe an example will help. MY HEADLINE: "LATE BREAKING NEWS FLASH; Mayan end of calender predictions come true. Craftverse field reporter, Sackard Scott, reports live from the field, that "new polarized polar poles are popping up everywhere. I'm standing on one now. It's like Attracto-Gel, and my controller is going bonkers. In the past few hours, 7 new poles have appeared, taking the Craftverse polarized polar pole total to 13. This could have devastating effects, and there are even rumors that Game Diverging incidents have significantly increased. This reporter is keeping his fingers crossed...is there anything that can be done?" IN OTHER NEWS; Sony has just released a statement to Sackomedia recalling 1.3 billion 6 Axis Controllers, so they can be tweaked, adjusted, reconfigured and realigned to support the new 13 Axis requirements of Craftverse. Sony's media spokesperson was quoted as saying "No need to panic...unless you really want to. We have been anticipating the need to provide increased Axis controls, with the Mayan predictions and all. Our R&D Team is working round the clock to ensure you have a pleasureable experience. Seasons Greetings. ![]() Hopefully that example helps to convey the intent of this thread. So, give us your best Headline...can't wait to see what some of you come up with. Thanks for participating! ![]() | 2012-12-28 18:24:00 Author: RickRock_777 ![]() Posts: 1567 |
Coming February 30, 2013, a level pack based on CBS' hit TV series Survivor! Featuring a series of levels built to replicate the Survivor gameplay experienced by the actual contestants! This pack also includes Survivor themed stickers, materials, decorations, objects, music tracks, and a new island background. The pack also comes with a color adjustable Survivor buff costume item. Contents 9 Brand new Survivor themed Levels (2 cutscenes, 5 levels and 4 mini-levels) 2 New music tracks 1 new interactive music track A New level background 5 Materials 10 Decorations 6 Objects 149 Stickers Survivor Buff Costume Pricing & Availability Release date: 30 Feb 2013 Release dates may vary, depending on your territory. Price: ?4.79 Product compatibility: LittleBigPlanet 2, LittleBigPlanet 2 Included: Costumes, Decorations, Objects, Sound effects, Backgrounds, Materials, Music, Costumes, Stickers, Decorations, Objects, Levels | 2012-12-28 19:55:00 Author: mr Radical 5601 ![]() Posts: 515 |
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-H5lRj-rpZ9c/UN3yJU0BJMI/AAAAAAAAC1g/kfd4TDpxSNg/s350/this%2520just%2520in.jpg In recent news, the price of Sony Playstation 3 6-axis controllers skyrocketed after famed Little Big Planet creator CompherMC, created a new level entitled, Roller Inc. 3 (Super duper muper mega extreme hard mode). Tens of thousands of players flocked to the level, but within mere seconds, destroyed their Sony Playstation 3 controllers in a fit of rage. With no controllers to play their favorite level and/or create levels with, these video game players flocked to their local retail outlets for new controllers. Said one Wal-mart employee, "I, uh, don't know what happened. One minute I'm stocking shelves and the next thing you know, Pow! I'm on the floor as a group of angry video game players were fighting over the PS3 controllers." We caught up with one of these Little Big Planet addicts, who goes by the online name of biorogue, and asked him what had happened. Tom Tattle (reporter): Hi, are you biorogue? biorogue: All my life, want to fight about it? Tom Tattle: No, no, umm, can you tell us what happened? biorogue: sure thing. Hey, am I going to be on the TV box? Tom Tattle: No sir, there's no cameras around, just this little recorder. biorogue: Well, you never know. They got hidden cameras all over the place, watchin' everything we do (puts on tinfoil hat). They been dealin' with the aliens dontcha know? Been tradin' people and cows for technology. Area 51 is real man! Tom Tattle: Umm, okay? Speaking of technology, what can you tell us about the PS3 controller shortages? biorogue: Well, it's like this you see. I'm sittin' at house, browsing LBP.me and noticed that Compher published a new Roller Inc level. Well, I really liked that last one, so I queued it up you know? The level loads and Whoa! That's trademarked, you can't use it without my permission or you can pay me a $1000 royalty. Tom Tattle: What's trademarked? biorogue: the "Whoa!" I trademarked it. You can't use it. Tom Tattle: Ok, what if I gave you $10? biorogue: Done! Ok, anyway, the level loads and I'm like, "Whoa!" It's really awesome looking. But dang, I took 3 steps into the level and it was just too hard. I must've tried, what, maybe a hunnert times and just couldn't do it. Sweat was pouring into mah eyes and my hands were cramping up and the next thing you know, I'm hurling the controller across the room. It busts into a thousand pieces and I'm like, dang! So I come down to the Wal-mart to get me another one and see that they done nearly tripled the price of these things! Then some kid starts saying how he heard there's a shortage of them because of this hard level on LBP and next thing you know, there's a big brawl breaks out. Tom Tattle: I see. Well, thank you biorogue for your, umm, take on the story. We phoned Jack Tretton, President and CEO of SCEA and asked, "Why the spike in price?" Jack: Hey, these kids want to bust their controllers, that's no skin off my nose. But if they want a new one, they got to pay. We also got in touch with Mr. CompherMC and here's what he had to say about the situation. CompherMC: Muwhahahahahaha --LOL And there you have it. The price of Playstation Controllers triples due to one insanely hard level. Biorogue's controller http://www.gameinformer.com/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer-Components-ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer-Blogs-Components-WeblogFiles-00-00-00-82-00/6153.Broken-PS3-controller.jpg_2D00_610x0.jpg | 2012-12-28 20:08:00 Author: biorogue ![]() Posts: 8424 |
BREAKING NEWS Everyone is thrilled with Cool Pages. ![]() | 2012-12-28 20:49:00 Author: Taffey ![]() Posts: 3187 |
Excellent and creative Headlines. I see you guys brought your Humor A-Game. @ RAD...I'm hoping your's actually comes true. @ Bio...it was hilarious, especially your interview banter. Loved it! @ Taffey...I'm hoping your's comes true also. Thanks guys for kicking this off in style. ![]() | 2012-12-28 21:20:00 Author: RickRock_777 ![]() Posts: 1567 |
New 1mb patch fixes every bug in the game. | 2012-12-28 21:24:00 Author: Rabid-Coot ![]() Posts: 6728 |
News just in; LittleBigPlanet as run out of imagination! Reporting from a bland room is our dull and normal reporter Bob; "Yes it is true. There is none." ... Back with more on the news story when we can think of an imaginative way to describe it! | 2012-12-28 22:11:00 Author: craigmond ![]() Posts: 2426 |
News just in! A new LBP DLC pack is coming in early 2013. We talked to the friendly people at MM and asked them what this new level pack is. Tony - News reporter Tom M - MM worker Tony - Tom i see your making a new DLC pack for LBP. What is it going to be called? Tom M - This new DLC pack is called little big pack. if you buy it. It will unlock all of the locked story levels and it will ace all story levels and collect all prizes. Tony - Don't you think this is unfair? What about the people who want to finish the game by themselves? Tom M - No it's not unfair. There's one catch to the pack tho. It costs $9.99 Tony - Don't you think your ripping your costumers off? Tom M - As long as we are making money. Were not going to rip costumers off. Tony - There you have it. MM is releasing a new pack in early 2013. This will be the worst LBP DLC pack to ever be released. Hopefully it fails and makes no money. This is Tony reporting from littlebignews. BREAKING NEWS! LBP3 Beta invites are being sent out. Look at your sack mail for the beta code. I also took the time to speak to one of the people who got the invites. Sacko53 - ME Tony - Little big news reporter Tony -So sacko53 whats the lbp3 beta like? Sacko53- its awesome. It's a 3D game like LBPK but its not based on karting. You can make 3D levels and what i find amazing is..... You can make your own DLC and sell it. You can either sell it for free or for $20 or less. I tried to sell mine for $30 but the max you can sell DLC for is $20 Tony - Do you know where the money goes to? I mean where does it go once someone has brought your DLC. Sacko53- It either goes to me, Sony or MM. Just depends Tony - I heard a rumor you can play with 8 people in your pod or your level. Is this true? Sacko53- Yes its true. I got bored with only being able to play with 4 people at a time. Now i can play with all of my friends at the same time. Tony - What about lag? Won't it lag if there's to much objects or people in the level. Sacko53- Yes it would lag but it looks like we have a ANTI-LAG tool. You simply pause the game and go to the menu and select ANTI-LAG and the game comes up with a black screen for 3 seconds then the game goes back to normal without the lag. Tony - I heard MM made new beta vests? Is this true? Sacko53 - Yep sure is. Its a animated beta vests. It changes colors every 2 seconds. It goes from red to yellow to green to purple. the colors go on. Tony - Will you be getting the full game when it comes out? Sacko53 - Yes i'm getting it for real. Its going to be awesome! Tony - There you have it. It looks like LBP3 is going to be a awesome game. This is Tony reporting for littlebignews. Goodnight. | 2012-12-28 23:39:00 Author: Sacko53 ![]() Posts: 134 |
Wut Wut? This thread is great! Why no-one else participate ![]() BREAKING NEWS: Stephen Fry turns out to be one of us! In a groundbreaking discovery we have identified that our god, Stephen Fry, was once a sackboy too who achieved godly status and with this position a cat! Our top reporter Threads Gordon is on the scene of Fry's old home: Threads Gordon: "Yes, it was here that our god and oversee-er, Stephen Fry, grew up according to recent studies. A recent dig seems to show old tapes of his hit show "QI" a show bursting out the seams full of LittleBigKnowledge. We are speaking to the man in charge of this operation Billy Goodstuffing. Hello there Billy! Billy Goodstuffing: "Hello!" Threads Gordon: "So tell me; what prompted you to organize this dig?" Billy Goodstuffing: "Well, on of my close friends said he was moving into a pod in this general area and I came along to see it. I noticed this run down old pod and decided to investigate. Inside was the name, printed in Victorian lettering, "Home of Stephen Fry". So this was huge news and speculation and rumours started to spread across the whole imagishere. Eventually I gathered a party of four friends and we dig up the old pod only to find old tapes of him hosting the show "QI" which appears to have been a hit show with early salespeople. And there in the middle was Stephen Fry in the very stitching from which we are sewn. Threads Gordon: Very interesting indeed. So there you have it! Our god, Stephen Fry, was one of us! | 2013-01-01 16:59:00 Author: craigmond ![]() Posts: 2426 |
This just in, Mm fixes the cool pages for real this time. | 2013-01-03 11:59:00 Author: PPp_Killer ![]() Posts: 449 |
BREAKING NEWS All Emos have been exterminated out of LBP. LOLJK, will never happen ![]() | 2013-01-03 16:22:00 Author: DominationMags ![]() Posts: 1840 |
Coming February 30, 2013, a level pack based on CBS' hit TV series Survivor! Featuring a series of levels built to replicate the Survivor gameplay experienced by the actual contestants! This pack also includes Survivor themed stickers, materials, decorations, objects, music tracks, and a new island background. The pack also comes with a color adjustable Survivor buff costume item. Contents 9 Brand new Survivor themed Levels (2 cutscenes, 5 levels and 4 mini-levels) 2 New music tracks 1 new interactive music track A New level background 5 Materials 10 Decorations 6 Objects 149 Stickers Survivor Buff Costume Pricing & Availability Release date: 30 Feb 2013 Release dates may vary, depending on your territory. Price: ?4.79 Product compatibility: LittleBigPlanet 2, LittleBigPlanet 2 Included: Costumes, Decorations, Objects, Sound effects, Backgrounds, Materials, Music, Costumes, Stickers, Decorations, Objects, Levels Also with the pack are A tie die shirt for all you rupert fans! Your very own pair of Jaysons socks to burn! Probst's infinite amount of cargo shirts! And a new sack bot animation called "Randy Bailey". Using this setting you will permanently be grumpy and angry at the people around you no matter what your mood! | 2013-01-03 20:26:00 Author: runand_tell_that ![]() Posts: 43 |
BREAKING NEWS PORTAL PACK AVAILABLE ON PS STORE. INCLUDES PORTAL GUN. It is true. | 2013-01-03 20:49:00 Author: Protoraptor ![]() Posts: 960 |
THIS JUST IN LITTLEBIGPLANET 2'S STORY TURNS OUT TO BE A SCAM Ultra: Hello, this is The Ultra Deino here bringing you the news (and no I did not just kidnap the real news reporter and took his clothes). Famous Sack architect Jack. Hey Jack, how are you doing right now? Kyle: Who the hell are you? Ultra: hahaha, nice one, Jack. Now, you presented some evidence that the Negativitron never existed and the alliance was nothing but a myth. Do you have any more evidence? Kyle: Uhh, actually I do. What I have here is presumably one of the "Negativitron's teeth" as you can see, it's nothing but cheap glass and a fancy animation inside. (and stop calling me Jack) Ultra: Ahh, but do you have any more proof? Kyle: Sorry, but I don't... but, er, take my word on it. (Obey Negativitron) Ultra: Err, what was that? Kyle: Oh nothing nothing it's ju- Police: WE'RE HERE FOR A CRIME OF KIDNAPPING AND STOLEN OBJECTS, WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS IS "THE ULTRA DEINO" Ultra: WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH TIME WE HAVE TODAY, THANK YOU JACK FOR HAV- *tasered* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- News Reporter: In other news, local LittleBigPlanet Central user "TheUltraDeino" got arrested earlier today for staging as a News Reporter. No one has thought up a sturdy reason yet, however some are speculating that he did to make an "entertaining forum post". More news to you at 9 | 2013-01-04 05:00:00 Author: TheUltraDeino ![]() Posts: 1274 |
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