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Do you believe that the world will end this year? Why do you think the Mayan calendar ends in 2012? Well my opinion about that is I don't think the world will end, if anything there might eventually be a huge economic crises and an apocolips, but I don't think that will happen for at least a couple of hundred years, what do you think about that? And if you think the world will not end, what do you think the future beholds? Do you think cars will fly by 2100? I honestly don't think cars will be able to fly by 2500. Here's what I do know about the future and that are facts, apple or some company is making a tablet thing where it's like holographic and for the keyboard you can type and you'll just be touching the air and it types! Also it will be able to translate the screen to a glass table! I saw an actually reliable video on youtube of it! Whats your opinion on that?2012-11-22 01:58:00

Author:
Mdoodle22
Posts: 95

Do you believe that the world will end this year? Why do you think the Mayan calendar ends in 2012? Well my opinion about that is I don't think the world will end, if anything there might eventually be a huge economic crises and an apocolips, but I don't think that will happen for at least a couple of hundred years, what do you think about that? And if you think the world will not end, what do you think the future beholds? Do you think cars will fly by 2100? I honestly don't think cars will be able to fly by 2500. Here's what I do know about the future and that are facts, apple or some company is making a tablet thing where it's like holographic and for the keyboard you can type and you'll just be touching the air and it types! Also it will be able to translate the screen to a glass table! I saw an actually reliable video on youtube of it! Whats your opinion on that?

About the end of the world stuff, here's a funny fact. In Mexico, we learn deeply about mexican cultures of the past as part of the history class (obviously). People from all over the world have modifyied the mayan stories so much, somehow it is now believed that the aztec calendar:

http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg495/yugnar/c4091dc49af7eec6993bb1efb73ccedf_zps2c55d8cb.jpg

Is tightly relationed with this mayan prophecies about the end of the world. And the mayan and aztec cultures had nothing to do with each other. See?

Everything is just like a big rumour that expanded and got ridiculously modifyied. Also, there's no place in the mayan stuff where it says they thought about an end of the world. True, they believe that in that day a new era will begin, but that doesn't necessarily mean an end of the world, does it?

EDIT: Even though I've seen lots of books talking about mayan prophecies of 2012 and having the Aztec calendar in the cover (LOLOLOLOL), here are some examples I googled a few minutes ago:

http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg495/yugnar/514115b2eabeea726af5762cbe159f6b_zps9858f024.jpg
Lol that is especially funny for me. Dunno why.

http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg495/yugnar/c1c803f127e299e54a9a15024d91e526_zpsa642968e.jpg
Yeah, that's an ugly and cartoony representation of the aztec calendar.		2012-11-22 03:33:00

Author:
yugnar
Posts: 1478

For some reasons, I think the Mayans predicted hurricane Sandy, and thought it would be the end of the world. Just a thought.2012-11-22 04:04:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

For some reasons, I think the Mayans predicted hurricane Sandy, and thought it would be the end of the world. Just a thought.

Maybe the important date the mayans predicted was LBPKarting's release date. They just missed for about two months.		2012-11-22 04:17:00

Author:
yugnar
Posts: 1478

I don't think the world will end, but we passed through a lot of major events, including astronomical ones like the solar eclipse or the solar flares.

As I remembered reading the forums on South Park Studios, they talked about the world ending a lot. December 21st is the big day, but I remembered past predictions:

1. The last one I knew was October 21st 2011. It didn't end here. Whoever predicted that the world ends there is crazy.

2. The last major one was May 21st 2011. That day, people were going crazy about judgement day.

3. Every time we cross to a new millennium, people think the world will end because of the new millennium. In the turn of the 1999/2000 New Years, there were people who think that it was it, but the world didn't end.

If the world didn't end these days, I don't think the world will end.		2012-11-22 04:57:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Well, on the odd CHANCE that the aztec calendars are true... Technically the world would have already ended...since the calender was supposedly created before the Romans created August and July, so that means you minus the two months off every year after it was made...soooo the world ended 1000 (I haven't done the math coz I'm lazy) years ago....

.........So does that make anyone feel better?		2012-11-22 06:54:00

Author:
ConanUltimate
Posts: 104

It's the perfect excuse for leaving the christmas shopping til the last minute this year.2012-11-22 07:55:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

apocolipshttp://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/tross13/steven-tyler-fish-lips.jpg2012-11-22 08:04:00

Author:
Taffey
Posts: 3187

Well if anybody believes the world is ending, I can remove the burden for you and take care of your stuff (Money preferably). Please, send it to me as soon as possible, normally business peaks nearer to the date.2012-11-22 08:29:00

Author:
PPp_Killer
Posts: 449

Every time we cross to a new millennium, people think the world will end because of the new millennium.


Just how many millenniums have you lived through?
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/437/437/a19.png		2012-11-22 09:39:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Lol nope. Everybody hypes it up and gets freaked out about it, and eventually they make stuff about it. Movies, books (as yugnar explained) and stuff. It's like a lot of those total disaster theories you see all the time on Nat Geo. It's usually seen as plausible at first, but it becomes more and more unlikely as we go on.

Just look at 2000. That computer thing? Everybody thought the world would end. Last time I checked I still existed.

What, 6/6/06? I think that was one? Never heard of it until 07.

At multiple points last year, people thought the world would just randomly end the next day. It was all over youtube, yahoo, and radio, but I don't see anybody being impaled by meteors right now.

So no, I don't believe it'll happen. I don't think we can really just predict when we will all die like that, I mean it's not that easy. We can't even predict when most natural disasters will strike yet. So just rest easy, nothing's going to happen. Not for sure at least.
And as for that "tablet" video you saw...was it by any chance THIS one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzsBwnv_dAg

It's fake.

Sorry. 		2012-11-22 10:08:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

i reckon after the 3rd december when the governments from around the world restrict the internet in ways they see fit it will cause public unrest resulting in anarchy and a collapse in power around several nations... if it gets bad enough it could result in complete and utter chaos!2012-11-22 12:39:00

Author:
Arastoph
Posts: 216

To put it simply, the Mayan Cycle is crazy business. I've heard from some people that when the mayan calendar ends, it simply restarts, like our yearly calendars. Others have said that every so-many years a part of the cycle is complete, and that this is the final part of the cycle. Once December 21st comes, the gods will come down and rain destruction on the earth, and bring the world back, meaning only humanity would be gone, not the planet itself. However, the Mayans have also theorized that it's mainly a lot of smaller disasters around this time, and that there are more natural disasters that take place in the future from December, which should mean humanity would still be going.

Another thing to take into account is that the Mayans hadn't considered leap years, so technically we should all be dead now. 		2012-11-22 12:58:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

People who believe it will end need to man up. I don't know why, I just wanted to post this song because it's awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcCss2JfxI&hd=1		2012-11-22 13:48:00

Author:
Unknown User

Just another saying about the world ending.

Go to Wikipedia and look for "List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events".

You'll be amazed at how stupid people are.		2012-11-22 15:04:00

Author:
Unknown User

I'm 100% sure that the world will end in year 5.732.654.932, March 16. The reason? Too much matter turning into energy!2012-11-22 15:13:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Isn't it obvious?

The 21st of December is the release date for Half Life 2 Episode 3.

The influx of hype into the internet will colapse the universe		2012-11-22 15:27:00

Author:
Patofan
Posts: 1185

I have been looking forward to the first of January 2013 since the start of this year, just to laugh at everyone stupid enough to think it would actually happen, as well as people finally shutting up about it. The whole thing has amazed me with how little people care about any kind of evidence.2012-11-22 16:29:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

I'll be on a cruise when the world is supposed to end.

I'll laugh in everyone's faces when it doesn't. 		2012-11-22 16:35:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

The world can't end yet. I need to finish my game backlog.2012-11-22 18:25:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

Of course the world won't end next month.

The peanut ray won't be ready until at least next summer.		2012-11-22 20:18:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Of course the world won't end next month.

The peanut ray won't be ready until at least next summer.

What do you plan on doing with this?

EDIT: Oh wait... Just got it. Haha. xD		2012-11-22 20:49:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Hey guys!

Guess what?

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NEXT MONTH~!

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!		2012-11-22 21:06:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

Hey guys!

Guess what?

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NEXT MONTH~!

AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

What if I kill myself THIS month?		2012-11-22 21:33:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

What if I kill myself THIS month?

We all get peanut butter.		2012-11-22 21:39:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

We all get peanut butter.

And I also can't die next month.

Yay!		2012-11-22 21:50:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

And I also can't die next month.

Yay!
https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/13/GjO36_dUlUuirNHfQDbTpw2.gif
Take that prophecies! :kz:		2012-11-22 22:26:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

The Mayans had no leap years, so technically the world should have ended somewhere around 2008.2012-11-23 01:42:00

Author:
Kalawishis
Posts: 928

Another thing to take into account is that the Mayans hadn't considered leap years, so technically we should all be dead now.

Apparently this is incorrect.

http://jameswatt.me/2012/03/07/mayan-calendar-and-the-gregorian-leap-year/

In a nutshell: "...the date of December 21, 2012, is not based on Mayan tuns[0.986 years]. It is based on the total accumulation of days since the beginning of the Mayan calendar."

However, the world will not end on December 21, 2012.		2012-11-23 02:34:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Just how many millenniums have you lived through?

There were only two, but I lived through one. I am clear that people have been saying that the world would end in 1999/2000, however.

2012 I think won't be the end of the world, but it was the end of the world to some lives and companies. Did you hear that Hostess is shutting down because of the greediness of the Baker's Union? It was this year. Also, I have been reading some recent news sites about states trying to secede from the union. If they do secede this year, 2012 will be the end of their dependence on America. They will become independent.

@RockSauron: If you take over, what will happen?		2012-11-23 04:35:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Did you hear that Hostess is shutting down because of the greediness of the Baker's Union?

Actually, I heard that while Hostess was blaming the Baker's Union, they tripled their CEO's salary and increased executives' compensation by almost 80%1 (http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2012/11/16/1203151/why-unions-dont-shoulder-the-blame-for-hostesss-downfall/?mobile=nc).

Sounds like it is actually the Hostess executives that are greedy.		2012-11-23 04:46:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

What the heck, when did this get from Mayans and the Apocalypse to hostess brand pastry treats?2012-11-23 10:48:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

What the heck, when did this get from Mayans and the Apocalypse to hostess brand pastry treats?

About 6 hours ago.		2012-11-23 10:50:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

Apparently this is incorrect.

http://jameswatt.me/2012/03/07/mayan-calendar-and-the-gregorian-leap-year/

In a nutshell: "...the date of December 21, 2012, is not based on Mayan tuns[0.986 years]. It is based on the total accumulation of days since the beginning of the Mayan calendar."

However, the world will not end on December 21, 2012.

Huh, interesting. My mistake then.

I think we can still agree though that the Mayan calendar is crazy business. 		2012-11-23 11:50:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

What the heck, when did this get from Mayans and the Apocalypse to hostess brand pastry treats?

... Do you really need to ask? There's only one person who would do such a thing >_>		2012-11-23 13:15:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

... Do you really need to ask? There's only one person who would do such a thing >_>
Maybe it's because without Twinkies the world will end. Or there'll be more weight loss programs.		2012-11-23 14:02:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Maybe it's because without Twinkies the world will end. Or there'll be more weight loss programs.

I'm trying to say that 2012 is the end to some perspectives, like companies and people. For all the people who died this year, 2012 marked the end. For all the companies that shut down this year (take Hostess for example), 2012 marked the end. For all the TV shows that got cancelled, 2012 marked the end. Generally speaking, 2012 isn't the end of the world, but there are some coincidences where something ends in 2012.		2012-11-23 14:21:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Maybe it's because without Twinkies the world will end. Or there'll be more weight loss programs.

Yea, maybe the Mayans lived on twinkies.		2012-11-23 14:38:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

I'm trying to say that 2012 is the end to some perspectives, like companies and people. For all the people who died this year, 2012 marked the end. For all the companies that shut down this year (take Hostess for example), 2012 marked the end. For all the TV shows that got cancelled, 2012 marked the end. Generally speaking, 2012 isn't the end of the world, but there are some coincidences where something ends in 2012.

Yes, but you could say that about a bunch of years. Take 2010 for example.

That year saw major earthquakes in both Chile and Haiti, a disaster revolving around large clouds of volcanic ash from an Icelandic volcano that covered much of Europe, as well as some deadly typhoons and rainfall as well. 2010 also the saw the final episodes of cancelled shows like Law & Order/Scrubs, and also those of shows like 24 and Lost which ended on purpose.

(Don't think I'm trying to discount the lives lost in recent disasters like Hurricane Sandy. I just think it's a bit silly to tie what's happened this year out of any to the sudden apocalypse predicted by an ancient civilization.)		2012-11-23 18:20:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Yes, but you could say that about a bunch of years. Take 2010 for example.

That year saw major earthquakes in both Chile and Haiti, a disaster revolving around large clouds of volcanic ash from an Icelandic volcano that covered much of Europe, as well as some deadly typhoons and rainfall as well. 2010 also the saw the final episodes of cancelled shows like Law & Order/Scrubs, and also those of shows like 24 and Lost which ended on purpose.

(Don't think I'm trying to discount the lives lost in recent disasters like Hurricane Katrina. I just think it's a bit silly to tie what's happened this year out of any to the sudden apocalypse predicted by an ancient civilization.)

I guess the world ends every year.

I'm trying to convince people to believe that I'm not trying to derail the thread. It was ------ who continued the Hostess thing. Either way, ------ said that one post too early. It's considered a change after three posts on one thing without any mentions of the original topic.

Anyway, back to the 2012 topic. I read some predictions on the uncyclopedia about how the world will end. They are really silly. One prediction said that Pluto will collide with the Earth to get revenge for what happened six years ago.		2012-11-23 19:02:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I guess the world ends every year.

Just because "some things" end doesn't mean that the world doesn't end every year.		2012-11-23 19:09:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Don't point fingers. It contributes nothing to the thread and is extremely rude.

What do you mean "don't point fingers"?		2012-11-23 19:16:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

What do you mean "don't point fingers"?

This needs to stop now.
Please stay on topic or further action will need to be taken.
Let the mods take care of whether a thread has gone off topic.
Naming others is not acceptable.		2012-11-23 19:18:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

I guess the world ends every year.

I'm trying to convince people to believe that I'm not trying to derail the thread. It was ----- who continued the Hostess thing. Either way, ------ said that one post too early. It's considered a change after three posts on one thing without any mentions of the original topic.

Anyway, back to the 2012 topic. I read some predictions on the uncyclopedia about how the world will end. They are really silly. One prediction said that Pluto will collide with the Earth to get revenge for what happened six years ago.


Don't point fingers. It contributes nothing to the thread and is extremely rude.

Dang, beat me to it.....

Apple, don't start an argument and point fingers. It doesn't have to be that way. 		2012-11-23 19:19:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Huh, interesting. My mistake then.

I think we can still agree though that the Mayan calendar is crazy business.

Yeah, and the Mayan world has already ended, so their prophecies shouldn't depend on our life.		2012-11-23 19:23:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Yeah, and the Mayan world has already ended, so their prophecies shouldn't depend on our life.

Yes, this. Besides, if we, with our vast knowledge and rapidly advancing technology, can't predict the world, who in their right mind would think that the Mayan's can? If they could, and I say that very liberally, it would only be voodoo magic nonsense and be based around superstition. The end of the world can't be mathematically calculated (at least not before it's too late) without advanced technology that the Mayan's lacked.		2012-11-23 19:26:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Yes, this. Besides, if we, with our vast knowledge and rapidly advancing technology, can't predict the world, who in their right mind would think that the Mayan's can? If they could, and I say that very liberally, it would only be voodoo magic nonsense and be based around superstition. The end of the world can't be mathematically calculated (at least not before it's too late) without advanced technology that the Mayan's lacked.

That's another thing. Not only that, the Bible said that you may never know when the world will end. You can never predict when the world ends. I can predict what could happen in 2012 back in 2011, but nobody can predict when the world ends. In fact, like what someone said earlier, people have made predictions of the world ending multiple times. The last major one is May 21st 2011. I understand December 21st 2012, but why did they pick May 21st 2011? What was supposed to happen?		2012-11-23 19:34:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I find the most interesting thing about all of this is the fact that if the world were to end, there'd be nothing we can do about it, rendering talking about it just as pointless as trying to survive it.2012-11-23 19:41:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

I dont get why all dates when the world is supposed to end are the 21st.

Was this the Mayan unlucky number or something? 		2012-11-24 03:55:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Winter solstice, and my brothers birthday. 2012-11-24 14:55:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Imagine all the suicides and murders and crime and robbery and law breaking and hacking and trolling and stolen property and used credit cards... And then what do you know the world is not ending. It has a few billion years left. Actually, the earth CAN'T end only the sun can2012-11-24 18:08:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

I dont get why all dates when the world is supposed to end are the 21st.

Was this the Mayan unlucky number or something?
Because it has some kind of symmetry with 2012, and we all know that symmetry is the devil's work.		2012-11-24 18:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Wow, I just went downstairs and found a documentary on Nat Geo playing about, what else, the end of the world. It was about these people preparing for the Apocalypse by building shelters, buying supplies, purchasing cars taller than their own homes, etc.
Yeah, on that car taller than a house note, that was a young couple with an infant. They bought an army truck that was literally taller than their house, just in case the world started ending. Other than a shelter, I have no idea where these guys are going to drive it if the world is sort of destroyed. It's not like they can just pull up at the nearest CostCo after the Apocalypse and salvage all the food they can because they were hiding in a giant truck. You should've seen how it looked in their driveway. It's like keeping an elephant in your backyard. Probably a pain to parallel park.
I guess those are the measures people will take to protect themselves. Most of these people just threw their lives away to spend money and time on building apocalyptic stuff. Dedication. 		2012-11-24 18:24:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Wow, I just went downstairs and found a documentary on Nat Geo playing about, what else, the end of the world. It was about these people preparing for the Apocalypse by building shelters, buying supplies, purchasing cars taller than their own homes, etc.
Yeah, on that car taller than a house note, that was a young couple with an infant. They bought an army truck that was literally taller than their house, just in case the world started ending. Other than a shelter, I have no idea where these guys are going to drive it if the world is sort of destroyed. It's not like they can just pull up at the nearest CostCo after the Apocalypse and salvage all the food they can because they were hiding in a giant truck. You should've seen how it looked in their driveway. It's like keeping an elephant in your backyard. Probably a pain to parallel park.
I guess those are the measures people will take to protect themselves. Most of these people just threw their lives away to spend money and time on building apocalyptic stuff. Dedication.

Some people killed their children so they didn't have to witness it, and quit their jobs. Imagine how they'll be when it doesn't end. 		2012-11-24 19:01:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Some people killed their children so they didn't have to witness it, and quit their jobs. Imagine how they'll be when it doesn't end.

Sounds like we're heading for another great disappointment.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ca95xR-xdx0		2012-11-24 19:28:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

Some people killed their children so they didn't have to witness it, and quit their jobs. Imagine how they'll be when it doesn't end.
Wow. That's exactly what I've been thinking. What about those guys who pretty much said "screw it, the world's ending"? They want it so that they have nothing to lose, but when the realize that life goes on...that'd be terrible. KILLING your children? Quitting your job? Yeah, I'd hate to be that person on December 22. That's seriously sad.		2012-11-24 22:04:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Yea, maybe the Mayans lived on twinkies.

How do you know? Did they even had Twinkies back then?		2012-11-25 16:01:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

How do you know? Did they even had Twinkies back then?

Mags is our resident expert on the history of cakes.		2012-11-25 16:34:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

How do you know? Did they even had Twinkies back then?

Was that a serious question? Of course they didn't... he was being facetious.		2012-11-25 18:12:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

How do you know? Did they even had Twinkies back then?


I... Are you serious? This may have been the dumbest reply I've ever seen on LBPC. Ever. :eek:		2012-11-25 18:39:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

I... Are you serious? This may have been the dumbest reply I've ever seen on LBPC. Ever. :eek:

Sometimes, I like to poke fun by taking things too seriously. Not really seriously, but to joke around.		2012-11-25 19:08:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

http://i.qkme.me/3qqarm.jpg2012-11-25 20:28:00

Author:
ARD
Posts: 4291

Definitely master of sarcasm. There is always the possibility that Apple is the funniest, most joking guy on the planet and he just despises us all.2012-11-25 21:23:00

Author:
Kalawishis
Posts: 928

Definitely master of sarcasm. There is always the possibility that Apple is the funniest, most joking guy on the planet and he just despises us all.

There's also the possibility that he isn't funny at all, and is being super serious to drive us out of LBPC! :eek:		2012-11-25 21:32:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Definitely master of sarcasm. There is always the possibility that Apple is the funniest, most joking guy on the planet and he just despises us all.

I don't hate any of you. I just have serious misbehavior issues, including going off-topic, searching for controversy, and back-talking.

I'm actually a very nice guy, but I'm not as nice on the internet.

Let's get back on topic.

I saw a whole bunch of ways of how the world could end on the Uncyclopedia (definetely not a reliable source). We can make up our own ways of how the world could end.		2012-11-25 21:36:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

We can make up our own ways of how the world could end.

2 words:

Rock. Sauron.


:kz:		2012-11-26 01:18:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

If the rapture happened on December 21, I would be happy in heaven on December 21...2012-11-26 01:28:00

Author:
unc92sax
Posts: 928

If the rapture happened on December 21, I would be happy in heaven on December 21...

You're going to the other one.		2012-11-26 01:39:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

If the rapture happened on December 21, I would be happy in heaven on December 21...

Unfortunately, not everyone believes in those kinds of happy endings.		2012-11-26 01:47:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

If the rapture happened on December 21, I would be happy in heaven on December 21...

You will go there.

@xero: I do believe in those kind of endings.

@DominationMags: I hope RockSauron doesn't turn all of us into peanuts (literally).		2012-11-26 01:56:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

@xero: I do believe in those kind of endings.

That's great for you, to each their own. I don't.		2012-11-26 02:17:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

@DominationMags: I hope RockSauron doesn't turn all of us into peanuts (literally).

Course not.

I'll turn you all into peanuts figuratively.		2012-11-26 03:39:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Um. Guys? I've heard that the Mayan... or Aztec... whichever calender didn't take leap years into account. If this is true, the world should have ended months ago.


Do you think cars will fly by 2100? I honestly don't think cars will be able to fly by 2500

Ahem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moller_M400_Skycar		2012-11-26 04:14:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

Um. Guys? I've heard that the Mayan... or Aztec... whichever calender didn't take leap years into account. If this is true, the world should have ended months ago.

You're a page or two late. Apparently that is incorrect--the Mayan "end of age" is not based on calendar year--it's based on number of days total.		2012-11-26 04:44:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

You're a page or two late. Apparently that is incorrect--the Mayan "end of age" is not based on calendar year--it's based on number of days total.

Ah. But a year is 365 days and 6 hours (about), so wouldn't the 'end of age' still have come a while ago?		2012-11-26 04:49:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

Ah. But a year is 365 days and 6 hours (about), so wouldn't the 'end of age' still have come a while ago?

But... it has nothing to do with years at all. Just days. They may have said something like "the end of this age will be 856,562 days from now", or something to that effect, which just so happens to be December 21st, 2012 according to our calendar... or so the story goes.		2012-11-26 05:03:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

But... it has nothing to do with years at all. Just days. They may have said something like "the end of this age will be 856,562 days from now", or something to that effect, which just so happens to be December 21st, 2012 according to our calendar... or so the story goes.

No, I mean the quarter days at the end of the year add up to become more days. Not sure how to explain this clearly, but I'll try. The six hours aren't a full day, but the next year begins without the previous year's last day ending. So the days are moved back by six hours. This means that eventually, there's going to be a significant difference in what day it is (because the six hours added together become full days), and the only reason we don't get messed up about this today is that we add another day to our calender every four years.

Get it? 		2012-11-26 05:16:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

No, I mean the quarter days at the end of the year add up to become more days. Not sure how to explain this clearly, but I'll try. The six hours aren't a full day, but the next year begins without the previous year's last day ending. So the days are moved back by six hours. This means that eventually, there's going to be a significant difference in what day it is (because the six hours added together become full days), and the only reason we don't get messed up about this today is that we add another day to our year every four years.

Get it?

If the date is being calculated based on days in the calendar as mentioned previously then the extra day every 4 years will have been factored into the calculations already.		2012-11-26 09:40:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

If the date is being calculated based on days in the calendar as mentioned previously then the extra day every 4 years will have been factored into the calculations already.


No, I mean the quarter days at the end of the year add up to become more days. Not sure how to explain this clearly, but I'll try. The six hours aren't a full day, but the next year begins without the previous year's last day ending. So the days are moved back by six hours. This means that eventually, there's going to be a significant difference in what day it is (because the six hours added together become full days), and the only reason we don't get messed up about this today is that we add another day to our calender every four years.

Get it?


But... it has nothing to do with years at all. Just days. They may have said something like "the end of this age will be 856,562 days from now", or something to that effect, which just so happens to be December 21st, 2012 according to our calendar... or so the story goes.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/5GBZ/dafuq-did-i-just-read/image.png		2012-11-26 14:49:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Mayan calender was merely predicting this:

http://imageftw.com/uploads/20121126/546846_448644851864684_1652619090_n.png

Thank you Mayans bye.		2012-11-26 15:11:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

Mayan calender was merely predicting this:

http://imageftw.com/uploads/20121126/546846_448644851864684_1652619090_n.png

Thank you Mayans bye.
Well, that definitely signals the end of civilization to say the least.		2012-11-26 16:32:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WPEiOhlftA

But in all seriousness, it is a tad silly how so many people don't want to die, and yet there are s many doomsday theories. Makes you want to know what kind of sickos would want something like that to happen.		2012-11-26 17:03:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

http://memecrunch.com/meme/5GBZ/dafuq-did-i-just-read/image.png

You have a good point. People can't argue that crazy. I don't even understand what they're trying to say.		2012-11-26 17:08:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

People who believe it will end need to man up. I don't know why, I just wanted to post this song because it's awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frcCss2JfxI&hd=1

LoL Reminded me of this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybbo6jWDKXw

As for the world ending, who knows.		2012-11-26 18:45:00

Author:
fireblitz95
Posts: 2018

No, I mean the quarter days at the end of the year add up to become more days. Not sure how to explain this clearly, but I'll try. The six hours aren't a full day, but the next year begins without the previous year's last day ending. So the days are moved back by six hours. This means that eventually, there's going to be a significant difference in what day it is (because the six hours added together become full days), and the only reason we don't get messed up about this today is that we add another day to our calender every four years.

Get it?

I know exactly what you're saying, you don't need to elaborate to try to explain it to me... but apparently I do. The Mayan's didn't see a day as "24 hours", they saw a day as a full rotation of the Earth (or the "sun around the Earth"), meaning there is no "quarter days". The Earth doesn't rotate by a quarter and then stop, it rotates completely, and that's what they based it off of. Leap years do not exist to them, the calendar year does not exist to them.

Leap years and quarter days are completely irrelevant.

Still don't understand? Read this (http://jameswatt.me/2012/03/07/mayan-calendar-and-the-gregorian-leap-year/).		2012-11-26 20:10:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Welp, world's screwed.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5632253_700b.jpg

This is truly the end of days.		2012-11-26 23:07:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Welp, world's screwed.

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5632253_700b.jpg

This is truly the end of days.

Well, I guess that's it. It's nice knowing everyone. Goodbye planet earth. We have crossed the apocalypse.		2012-11-27 04:11:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Well, that definitely signals the end of civilization to say the least.

But it clearly says "To Be Continued."

I hope Rigby and Twilight do the make out time or else.		2012-11-27 07:25:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

Well if anybody believes the world is ending, I can remove the burden for you and take care of your stuff (Money preferably). Please, send it to me as soon as possible, normally business peaks nearer to the date.

Haha, even if I believe the world would end I wouldn't trust you! Haha		2012-11-27 21:34:00

Author:
Mdoodle22
Posts: 95

http://i.imgur.com/yqpYx.jpg

We're going to die after all, aren't we.		2012-11-28 19:24:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

We're going to die after all, aren't we. Also the 21st is a Friday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

if we can get a rick roll connection start worrying.		2012-11-28 19:55:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

I just noticed....

Rebecca Black:Friday.		2012-11-29 06:41:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

The world can't end the 21th, I have yoghurt in my fridge and it expires AFTER the 21th. :kz:

EDIT: I just realized, if the world ends, then I have been to school for my entire life .-.		2012-11-30 17:30:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

The world can't end the 21th, I have yoghurt in my fridge and it expires AFTER the 21th. :kz:

EDIT: I just realized, if the world ends, then I have been to school for my entire life .-.

A. Original joke *claps slowly*
B. You've been at school since birth? Unlucky
C. End of the world sure... but the calender fails to state which world and in what capacity it would end.		2012-11-30 17:36:00

Author:
ForgottenEnigma
Posts: 1414

A. Original joke *claps slowly*
B. You've been at school since birth? Unlucky
C. End of the world sure... but the calender fails to state which world and in what capacity it would end.

Buzzkill!

A. And I didn't even get it from the internet. (No really, I stole it from a classmate. .-.)
B. Since I remember then. >_>
C. It doesn't?

EDIT: I actually expected Rabid-coot to buzzkill my post, unexpected		2012-11-30 18:57:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

A. Original joke *claps slowly*
B. You've been at school since birth? Unlucky
C. End of the world sure... but the calender fails to state which world and in what capacity it would end.

Buzzkill!

A. And I didn't even get it from the internet. (No really, I stole it from a classmate. .-.)
B. Since I remember then. >_>
C. It doesn't?

EDIT: I actually expected Rabid-coot to buzzkill my post, unexpected
A. Nothing to do here.
B. You can still claim that all these years were for nothing.
C. Also, if the end of the world is a vector, we need its direction and way.		2012-11-30 19:48:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

A. Nothing to do here.
B. You can still claim that all these years were for nothing.
C. Also, if the end of the world is a vector, we need its direction and way.

A. PLENTY TO DO.
B. As long as something's been vandalized in that time, then you've left your mark on the world.
C. It would probably look something like this:
http://gyazo.com/02bfbd10a4dd652f17444f643c627f36.png
All downward.		2012-11-30 22:02:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

A. PLENTY TO DO.
B. As long as something's been vandalized in that time, then you've left your mark on the world.
C. It would probably look something like this:
http://gyazo.com/02bfbd10a4dd652f17444f643c627f36.png
All downward.

A. I agree
B. When the world ends, a new world will begin, so nys will have a great life.
C. I don't understand what the picture is trying to say
D. Let's add a fourth note, which is bulleted D.		2012-11-30 23:00:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

A. I agree
B. When the world ends, a new world will begin, so nys will have a great life.
C. I don't understand what the picture is trying to say
D. Let's add a fourth note, which is bulleted D.

A. ...
B. What a pretty foresight. c:
C. I will not go and explain.
D. Why?		2012-12-01 11:59:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

A. ...
B. What a pretty foresight. c:
C. I will not go and explain.
D. Why?

A. There's a lot to do.
B. I try to foreshadow positively.
C. Some things are better left unsaid.
D. Because we might need it in case if somebody wants to add extra.		2012-12-01 13:11:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

A. There's a lot to do.
B. I try to foreshadow positively.
C. Some things are better left unsaid.
D. Because we might need it in case if somebody wants to add extra.

A: Of course there is
B: New life instead of no life would certainly be nice
C: True
D. Might as well add every other letter!
E: Bonjour..
F: Aloha.
G: Howdy!

..

..

..

..

Q: Although we should probably focus on the topic at hand a little more. 		2012-12-01 13:27:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

A: Of course there is
B: New life instead of no life would certainly be nice
C: True
D. Might as well add every other letter!
E: Bonjour..
F: Aloha.
G: Howdy!

..

..

..

..

Q: Although we should probably focus on the topic at hand a little more.

Yeah, that's enough for the bulleted notes.

Out of these four ways, which is the worst sign to indicate that the world will end?

1. Fish eating popcorn
2. Snow at a warm temperature
3. Penguins flying
4. Tortoises running at light speed		2012-12-01 13:35:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Yeah, that's enough for the bulleted notes.

Out of these four ways, which is the worst sign to indicate that the world will end?

1. Fish eating popcorn
2. Snow at a warm temperature
3. Penguins flying
4. Tortoises running at light speed

Nah, It'll definitely have something to do with

5. Peanuts and cookies		2012-12-01 16:47:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Q: Although we should probably focus on the topic at hand a little more.
SOUNDS LIKE A PL--

Yeah, that's enough for the bulleted notes.

Out of these four ways, which is the worst sign to indicate that the world will end?

1. Fish eating popcorn
2. Snow at a warm temperature
3. Penguins flying
4. Tortoises running at light speed


5. Peanuts and cookies

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQQOEsSNJj3HsC6QF1NHtSwJ2D_Ohsh 5Kwbx3M0cOQWuBaw4ha2pahyxh9

But it's 2, because of crazy bipolar weather these days. Actually, I don't even think that's possible.		2012-12-01 22:21:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Even though the world is totally not ending on December 21st, If possible, I'll avoid going out that day...
Consider that many people who think the world is really ending will be there in the streets, considering themselves free to do anything they ever wanted to do, fearing no consequence.		2012-12-02 02:14:00

Author:
MatrixEchidna
Posts: 66

How dare you try to bring this thread back on topic!2012-12-02 04:10:00

Author:
Kalawishis
Posts: 928

How dare you try to bring this thread back on topic!

Quickly, assassinate them while they're not looking! 		2012-12-02 05:54:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Even though the world is totally not ending on December 21st, If possible, I'll avoid going out that day...
Consider that many people who think the world is really ending will be there in the streets, considering themselves free to do anything they ever wanted to do, fearing no consequence.

As much as I like to think nobody is that stupid...		2012-12-02 09:39:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

As much as I like to think nobody is that stupid...

Nobody is that stupid to believe something like that? If so, that was a little rude, don't you think? Sure, the Mayan civilization ended long ago, and this is like, the millionth time the world has been predicted to end, but that doesn't make you stupid to keep your eye out a little. Echidna could just be referring to madness on the streets, or maybe stating while the world won't end, something bad might happen.

Scientists and the media have tried making 2012 a big thing just like with other end-of-the-world scenarios, and while I too doubt the world will be ending any time soon, none of us truly know when and how the world will end exactly, so not fully discounting our ancient ancestors shouldn't just be frowned upon imo.

EDIT: (Not to sound too harsh or anything like that though. Plus, if I just misunderstood, my apologies as well.)		2012-12-02 12:15:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

I'm just saying that there's no knowing what people can do when they're sure that it's their last day on earth. Some would do wonderful things, others would do horrible stuff. I just want to avoid the second type.

And yes, there WILL be people absolutely sure that the world will end on December 21st. Remember that dude who stripped himself of all of his money because he thought the Bible had evidence of the world ending someday in.. October last year, I think? And after that he went "well, I'm alive, that was surprising!"		2012-12-02 15:01:00

Author:
MatrixEchidna
Posts: 66

Nobody is that stupid to believe something like that? If so, that was a little rude, don't you think? Sure, the Mayan civilization ended long ago, and this is like, the millionth time the world has been predicted to end, but that doesn't make you stupid to keep your eye out a little. Echidna could just be referring to madness on the streets, or maybe stating while the world won't end, something bad might happen.

Scientists and the media have tried making 2012 a big thing just like with other end-of-the-world scenarios, and while I too doubt the world will be ending any time soon, none of us truly know when and how the world will end exactly, so not fully discounting our ancient ancestors shouldn't just be frowned upon imo.

EDIT: (Not to sound too harsh or anything like that though. Plus, if I just misunderstood, my apologies as well.)

I'm not saying those who believe it are stupid. I'm saying those that would run around raising hell because they think it's the last day of our lives are stupid.		2012-12-03 01:44:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

I'm not saying those who believe it are stupid. I'm saying those that would run around raising hell because they think it's the last day of our lives are stupid.

Woops. Sorry for the confusion then.		2012-12-03 02:02:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

If it was my last day on earth..

No pants.


Only then may you know freedom.		2012-12-03 04:33:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

There have been about 50 doomsday predictions before this one, and there shall be 50 more after it. I doubt there'll be a specific date when the world ends, unless I can get that "death ray?" back online...2012-12-03 12:59:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

The next possible year that the world would end is 2036, when an asteroid hits the Earth.2012-12-03 19:38:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Well, so far I've survived two raptures and the last election, so I'm pretty sure I'll survive the end of the world. 2012-12-04 01:04:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537

Well, so far I've survived two raptures and the last election, so I'm pretty sure I'll survive the end of the world.

What do you mean raptures?		2012-12-04 07:22:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

What do you mean raptures?

Dates that were hyped up as being the rapture that were not actually the rapture.		2012-12-04 10:23:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

What do you mean raptures?

It's an informal name for species in the Velocirapture genus of dinosaurs, or can also mean a bird of prey. 		2012-12-04 11:51:00

Author:
TheCountessZ
Posts: 537

It's an informal name for species in the Velocirapture genus of dinosaurs, or can also mean a bird of prey.

What!? I thought sure it meant Snoop Dogg's microphone stand. 		2012-12-04 12:16:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Dates that were hyped up as being the rapture that were not actually the rapture.

I find your answer more reasonable because:

1. Dinosaurs are extinct, so how are they living right now.

2. Whatever TheCountessZ said must be referring to raptors, not raptures.

@TheCountessZ: What was going on from these two dates? If it's not what we see in the news, then you don't have to answer.		2012-12-04 16:40:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I find your answer more reasonable because:

1. Dinosaurs are extinct, so how are they living right now.

2. Whatever TheCountessZ said must be referring to raptors, not raptures.

@TheCountessZ: What was going on from these two dates? If it's not what we see in the news, then you don't have to answer.

Perhaps you didn't notice the at the end of her post? hint hint hint 		2012-12-04 16:54:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

This thread makes me want the world to end. Again. And again.2012-12-04 18:31:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487

This thread makes me want the world to end. Again. And again.

That can be arranged.		2012-12-04 18:54:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

That can be arranged.

How? By using your powers?

I know another way how the world would end. In space, there is a big ball of bread at the size of the Earth. And everyday since the beginning of the Mayan calendar, an apple lands on that bread ball and eats part of it. By December 21st 2012, the whole bread ball would be completely eaten by the apples. The ball represents the life of the earth, and it's almost gone.		2012-12-04 18:59:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

That can be arranged.

Hit the button now please. 		2012-12-04 19:04:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Hit the button now please.

In the end... all shall become PEANUTS!		2012-12-04 19:16:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/tross13/174718_96701897042_1581033_n.jpg2012-12-04 19:18:00

Author:
Taffey
Posts: 3187

Come on gamma ray burst. Daddy needs you.2012-12-04 19:19:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487

Come on gamma ray burst. Daddy needs you.

** Best post ever! **		2012-12-04 19:25:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Come on gamma ray burst. Daddy needs you.** Best post ever! **
haha i agree!

the amount of sarcasm and snidiness in these last few posts is fantastic, i can barely keep up		2012-12-04 20:05:00

Author:
Skalio-
Posts: 920

The world will not end.

The bible says that no-one knows when the world will end.

So I'll just predict that the end of the world comes tomorrow, and tomorrow I'll predict that it will be the day after, and so on.

I'll spread this trick to the next generation, and it will progress further than that.



FACE		2012-12-04 21:21:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

I'll spread this trick to the next generation, and it will progress further than that.



You shouldnt trick kids into reading the bible, its mean		2012-12-04 22:11:00

Author:
Skalio-
Posts: 920

by the way this is a joke post so don't get your knickers in a twist over it :B2012-12-04 22:14:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

by the way this is a joke post so don't get your knickers in a twist over it :BI didn't, but someone will. Post edited. 2012-12-04 22:23:00

Author:
Taffey
Posts: 3187

I didn't, but someone will. Post edited.


Yeah, I was debating if I should have posted that or not.
Thanks for fixing my muck-up there. I'll be more careful. :3


But really, I would like to meet the people that come up with these doomsday theories, and try to understand their obsession with the end of the world.
Is it because they're sick of people?

Hrrm.		2012-12-04 22:27:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

Yeah, I was debating if I should have posted that or not.
Thanks for fixing my muck-up there. I'll be more careful. :3


But really, I would like to meet the people that come up with these doomsday theories, and try to understand their obsession with the end of the world.
Is it because they're sick of people?

Hrrm.

Do you think my theory is true?		2012-12-04 22:31:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Do you think my theory is true?

The whole "Ball of bread" thing?

Eh, it needs a ball of lunchmeat to complete the equation...		2012-12-04 23:19:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

The whole "Ball of bread" thing?

Eh, it needs a ball of lunchmeat to complete the equation...

I think a meatball would be pretty tasty.. 		2012-12-04 23:31:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Speaking of meatballs, I had a meatball sub today. It was pretty tasty.

So yeah I guess the prophecy is fulfilled.		2012-12-04 23:45:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487

The whole "Ball of bread" thing?

Eh, it needs a ball of lunchmeat to complete the equation...

My theory was insane. I said that the ball of bread would be "eaten by apples". If it was a ball of lunchmeat, it depends on the meat:

Turkey - cherries would eat it.
Chicken - strawberries would eat it.
Ham or pork - bananas would eat it.
Beef - peaches would eat it.		2012-12-04 23:46:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Speaking of meatballs, I had a meatball sub today. It was pretty tasty.

So yeah I guess the prophecy is fulfilled.

This is the way the world ends.

Not with a bang...

...but with marinara sauce.		2012-12-04 23:48:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

This is more entertaining than my election thread.

Topics on this forum are like train wrecks in slow motion.

Slowly but surely.		2012-12-05 10:50:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

This is more entertaining than my election thread.

Topics on this forum are like train wrecks in slow motion.

Slowly but surely.
Sort of like this one.

http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/76/76d31508_c851d40e_Derail_1.jpeg		2012-12-05 15:34:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

This is the way the world ends.

Not with a bang...

...but with marinara sauce.

No, with peanuts.

Always with peanuts.		2012-12-05 15:51:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Well, before the end the world will descend into anarchy. So I guess this thread represents that.2012-12-05 16:31:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487

Well, before the end the world will descend into anarchy. So I guess this thread represents that.

Here, let me be the bringer of said anarchy. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc89WTEh-jE)		2012-12-05 18:11:00

Author:
CirkuzFr3ek
Posts: 194

Just for your amusement, I have decided to compile all of the off-topic posts, comments, images, videos, etc. (including mine) that people have posted here. I may have missed some that should be here or put in some that shouldn't be here but I think this pretty much sums up the state of this thread.

http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/tross13/steven-tyler-fish-lips.jpg

Just how many millenniums have you lived through?

People who believe it will end need to man up. I don't know why, I just wanted to post this song because it's awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=frcCss2JfxI

We all get peanut butter.

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/13/GjO36_dUlUuirNHfQDbTpw2.gif

Actually, I heard that while Hostess was blaming the Baker's Union, they tripled their CEO's salary and increased executives' compensation by almost 80%1.

Sounds like it is actually the Hostess executives that are greedy.

What the heck, when did this get from Mayans and the Apocalypse to hostess brand pastry treats?

About 6 hours ago.

... Do you really need to ask? There's only one person who would do such a thing


What do you mean "don't point fingers"?

This needs to stop now.
Please stay on topic or further action will need to be taken.
Let the mods take care of whether a thread has gone off topic.
Naming others is not acceptable.

Dang, beat me to it.....

Apple, don't start an argument and point fingers. It doesn't have to be that way.

Sounds like we're heading for another great disappointment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ca95xR-xdx0
[QUOTE]How do you know? Did they even had Twinkies back then?

Mags is our resident expert on the history of cakes.

Was that a serious question? Of course they didn't... he was being facetious.


I... Are you serious? This may have been the dumbest reply I've ever seen on LBPC. Ever.


Sometimes, I like to poke fun by taking things too seriously. Not really seriously, but to joke around.


http://i.qkme.me/3qqarm.jpg

Definitely master of sarcasm. There is always the possibility that Apple is the funniest, most joking guy on the planet and he just despises us all.


There's also the possibility that he isn't funny at all, and is being super serious to drive us out of LBPC!


2 words:

Rock. Sauron.

That's great for you, to each their own. I don't.


Course not.

I'll turn you all into peanuts figuratively.

http://memecrunch.com/meme/5GBZ/dafuq-did-i-just-read/image.png

http://imageftw.com/uploads/20121126/546846_448644851864684_1652619090_n.png

You have a good point. People can't argue that crazy. I don't even understand what they're trying to say.


LoL Reminded me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ybbo6jWDKXw

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5632253_700b.jpg

But it clearly says "To Be Continued."

I hope Rigby and Twilight do the make out time or else.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kfVsfOSbJY0

I just noticed....

Rebecca Black:Friday.

Buzzkill!

A. And I didn't even get it from the internet. (No really, I stole it from a classmate. .-.)
B. Since I remember then.
C. It doesn't?

EDIT: I actually expected Rabid-coot to buzzkill my post, unexpected

Nah, It'll definitely have something to do with

5. Peanuts and cookies

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQQOEsSNJj3HsC6QF1NHtSwJ2D_Ohsh 5Kwbx3M0cOQWuBaw4ha2pahyxh9

How dare you try to bring this thread back on topic!


Quickly, assassinate them while they're not looking!

As much as I like to think nobody is that stupid...


It's an informal name for species in the Velocirapture genus of dinosaurs, or can also mean a bird of prey.


What!? I thought sure it meant Snoop Dogg's microphone stand.


I find your answer more reasonable because:

1. Dinosaurs are extinct, so how are they living right now.

2. Whatever TheCountessZ said must be referring to raptors, not raptures.

@TheCountessZ: What was going on from these two dates? If it's not what we see in the news, then you don't have to answer.

Perhaps you didn't notice the at the end of her post? hint hint hint


That can be arranged.


Hit the button now please.
[QUOTE]In the end... all shall become PEANUTS!


http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac207/tross13/174718_96701897042_1581033_n.jpg

Come on gamma ray burst. Daddy needs you.


** Best post ever! **


haha i agree!

the amount of sarcasm and snidiness in these last few posts is fantastic, i can barely keep up

You shouldnt trick kids into reading the bible, its mean


by the way this is a joke post so don't get your knickers in a twist over it :B


I didn't, but someone will. Post edited.


I think a meatball would be pretty tasty..


Speaking of meatballs, I had a meatball sub today. It was pretty tasty.

My theory was insane. I said that the ball of bread would be "eaten by apples". If it was a ball of lunchmeat, it depends on the meat:

Turkey - cherries would eat it.
Chicken - strawberries would eat it.
Ham or pork - bananas would eat it.
Beef - peaches would eat it.

This is more entertaining than my election thread.

Topics on this forum are like train wrecks in slow motion.

Slowly but surely.

Sort of like this one.
http://cdn.head-fi.org/7/76/76d31508_c851d40e_Derail_1.jpeg


No, with peanuts.

Always with peanuts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc89WTEh-jE

Dear God, it took me half an hour to make this.		2012-12-06 02:38:00

Author:
Kalawishis
Posts: 928

Yep,

The End of the World hasn't happened but the end of this thread has.

Locking		2012-12-06 02:41:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458


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