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Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

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Ladies, gentlemen, gangsters, etc: :colossus:

I bring thee a new forum game!
Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!

Yes, as the title suggests you will all have the opportunity to kill me in, you guessed it, extremely malevolent ways. So, shalst we get started with some rules?

1) Keep it appropriate... Violence, yes (please!) but i'm sure there's children reading this so keep the nonsensicality (nothing sexual, racial (not sure how that would even happen ), etc) away!
2)Have fun!
3)??!1?/!!1?
4)Profit!

Inspired by this: "Corrupt Wishes"- Post 5303 by Outlaw-Jack (https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=378-Corrupt-Wishes&p=1046838&viewfull=1#post1046838)		2012-09-30 01:46:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

I give you to RockSauron.

2012-09-30 01:51:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

I find a conveniently placed sharp rock while on a hike. I push you off.2012-09-30 02:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wow. I didn't know you'd actually do it... your loss. :kz:

A couple hundred thousand rounds from my revolvers shredding your face apart like a plane crash would be satisfactory.
*starts firing off*

... I'll make another post once I'm done.		2012-09-30 04:38:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I shoot you in both shoulders, spit on you, give you SLO-MO, rip your whole jaw out, and chuck you out the window.2012-09-30 05:43:00

Author:
amoney1999
Posts: 1202

Stabbing you with a hidden blade, slitting your throat, dousing you in gasoline, setting you on fire, then handing you over to Outlaw-Jack2012-09-30 06:27:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

I'd make you watch Barney, Justin Beiber, Rebecca Black, Disney Sitcoms, 1 Direction, and Problem Solverz



...At the exact same time		2012-09-30 06:39:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

I make you watch my dog dancing till you die. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!2012-09-30 08:10:00

Author:
Frenzie
Posts: 308

OH GAWD THESE ARE SO CRUEL

Now my turn.

I catch xtremesackboy from falling off a cliff. I drop him down into the depths of the ocean so he almost drowns. Then i repeat. And repeat. Afterwards i stab a hole in his right foot and left arm and put him in the depths again. i suck him up in a vacuum and slice open the bag and put him in a doll house. He then gets munched upon by two dogs and a cat. Next he is thrown into a pit of lava and dunked into the depths yet again.

And i repeat.		2012-09-30 21:34:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

*Opens Pop-it*
Goes to page "My Stuff"*
*Takes out "OmniCircle*
*Enjoys the hunt*		2012-09-30 21:37:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I give you to RockSauron.



He said to keep it appropriate.

:kz:		2012-09-30 22:07:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

(nothing racial (not sure how that would even happen )


Chained to the back of a go kart and dragged around the track.		2012-09-30 22:20:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

My turn again.

Hand you over to Franziska von Karma (Look her up; Ace Attorney)		2012-09-30 22:22:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

Chained to the back of a go kart and dragged around the track.

... I wish I could thank you right now ;-;		2012-10-01 01:26:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

A tyre iron to the face. (Not as bad as it sounds.)2012-10-01 01:47:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

"Hold this for me."

Then I start running.		2012-10-01 01:59:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

http://www.planetcalypsoforum.com/gallery/files/2/7/4/7/0/the_beatings_will_continue_until_morale_improves.j pg

... yes, this means I'm still shooting.		2012-10-01 03:03:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

My turn once more.

I give Outlaw-Jack 2 handheld mini-guns. You know what happens next.		2012-10-01 03:20:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

I grab the PS Vita, and take photos of him until he goes blind. THen I get him to freeze in Antartica and melt him down in Krakatoa, then I get him in a rocket, that explodes near Mars, so he may crash and be eaten by ETs 2012-10-01 13:07:00

Author:
Frenzie
Posts: 308

I show him my level, and he faints and cracks his skull because the level is so amazing.2012-10-02 23:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Make a roller coaster that exceeds 20g (lateral gravity force) and force him into riding it.2012-10-02 23:11:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

I turn him into Gabe Newell's food2012-10-03 13:43:00

Author:
Patofan
Posts: 1185

I turn him into an ant and step on him.

Oh, and:


(nothing racial (not sure how that would even happen ))


Chained to the back of a go kart and dragged around the track.

I think the word you meant to say was "racist".		2012-10-03 14:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Push him into a tiny hole then place a block of gravel over it.

Alternative:
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090527202725/half-life/en/images/b/b9/Headcrab_Standard.jpg		2012-10-03 23:07:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I think the word you meant to say was "racist".

Racial is a word. I used "racial" rather than "racist" to enrage the users of this thread.		2012-10-03 23:16:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

Racial is a word. I used "racial" rather than "racist" to enrage the users of this thread.

Fine. I Grammar-Shoved you off a cliff.		2012-10-03 23:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I think the word you meant to say was "racist".

I could have worked a similar joke around that.		2012-10-05 11:55:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

I could have worked a similar joke around that.
Please do so. 		2012-10-05 19:51:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

I get to kill him twice in a row!

Open Pop-it -- Goodies Bag -- Rough Stone Bricks -- Circle -- Place -- Pop-it Cursor -- Select Stone -- Squish him.		2012-10-08 23:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You wouldn't dare do it thrice.2012-10-10 04:36:00

Author:
xtremesackboy
Posts: 479

You wouldn't dare do it thrice.

Im gonna end his streak. >:3

I generate a new Minecraft superflat world, make it entirely out of sand, but xtremesackboy at the bottom, and break 1 block.

R.I.P.		2012-10-10 04:44:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

I'm surprised not to see any cloning happening yet.

First, I shall cut each of your fingers off. Slowly. :kz:

Then I will create clones of you and put the original you in a freezer. Every year, I'll send letters to each and every of your 200 clones reminding you of your impending doom.

Once the clones all reach your current age, I'll bring them all into a dark warehouse lit only by a single naked light bulb. If any of them try to escape, I'll force them to watch ten hours of Justin Bieber's 'Baby' music video on repeat. Then I'll release the original you (the one in the freezer), and dye your hair purple so I can tell the clones and you apart.

I'll dangle you on a rope high up in the warehouse, and then I'll release a herd of bright green wolves who have teeth that have muscles into the crowd of clones. You'll watch the horror from up above. Once the clones are all dead, I'll push the corpses into a massive hole using a yellow bulldozer. The wolves will then be sent to the happiest place on Earth for doing such a great job. The hole, of course, had 6.78 tons of plastic explosives in it. With a subtle evil grin on my face, I shall detonate it.

The body parts of the clones will rain down everywhere, and the (preferably black) smoke will gently rise up behind me as I approach you. The scene will resemble the apocalypse. As I approach you, the rope will lower you down to the ground, and I will greet you with a straight, yet menacing face, my arms held away from my body, my palms towards you. I will firmly say, 'You know why I'm here.'

http://www.gamewallpapers.com/previews_480x300/wallpaper_infamous_01.jpg

Then an assistant will come striding towards me with a single pistol on a silver plate. I will take the pistol, take the time to admire its looks, then say, 'Funny how a single pull of the finger... will make all your problems go away. Just half an inch...'

Then I'll fire a single shot into your head.

I think I won! What's my prize? 		2012-10-10 08:52:00

Author:
Kaboosh99
Posts: 359

You fall into my trap of spikes.2012-10-12 23:02:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Id give you 10 Years in the Chamber I Built where all the Robots Scream at You.2013-05-20 17:55:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309

I flatten you, then put you in the paper shredder.2013-05-20 22:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I will not pay for you to go to school, use my savings to get you fat, then chop you up and eat you with Macaroni & Cheese during my retirement years.

(+1 for anyone who gets the reference)		2013-05-21 02:59:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

I make a memorable statue of you...by suffocating you and turning you into stone.2013-05-21 22:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I'll put you in a plate full of sauces and I'll sacrifice you to our saviour Gaben the Great2013-05-26 16:17:00

Author:
Patofan
Posts: 1185

I will fat joke Gabe so much that Half-Life 3 will not arrive until 9999. But that's okay... I built you a time machine. Shame I forgot to take out the deadly neurotoxin and that door that can only be opened from the outside. Take that, xtremesackboy.2013-06-05 02:34:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

I'll point an LRAD straight into your ears and let you listen it until your head asplodes.2013-06-11 20:27:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

*turns on "Call Me Maybe"*2013-06-11 22:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I point my feet towards you, and watch you burn while slowly letting out my boost boots' exhaust. I tap my feet to the ground and repeat.

After your face is all scorched, I boost to a ledge, and shoot myself into your skull and watch it implode. You are now brain-dead.

Lastly, I attach quadrillions of of mass-produced boost boots onto your chair, and ignite them, exposing your body to a force of 800 G's.

Rest in pieces, xtremesackboy. I killed you with my favorite powerup.		2014-12-13 23:55:00

Author:
eyepet2002
Posts: 40

A slip of the tongue causes you to unfortunately die from asphyxiation.2014-12-14 05:47:00

Author:
SEWO97
Posts: 637

Your computer's hard drive overheats and explodes. Also, you were yawning at the time.2015-02-25 23:27:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Scalping. Is that a word? I think it is a word.2015-02-26 01:21:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

You are walking in a dark, rainy night on a street and a car hits you. You barely survived.

Although, you can see the white light. It's a truck which hits you again.

While you are now flying to the heaven as angel, a plane hits you.

You fall down and see a nurse.

He turned out to be a psychopath and he grilled you.		2015-02-26 11:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Scalping. Is that a word? I think it is a word.

It is indeed a word, and quite a nasty one! Though I'm not sure it would actually kill him, and I'm quite squeemish so it's not something I want to google!		2015-02-26 12:59:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

You notice what appears to be a mole on your skin. You pick at it, and then you hear a voice: "Self-destructing in 10, 9, 8..."

You can probably guess the rest.		2015-02-26 23:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Oh, oh! I've got a nasty one!

A group of suited men come in through your door, boil a big lot of water and pour all of it down your throat. The two ways to die here are severe burns on your throat and/or eventual drowning. Either way, it wouldn't be fun.		2015-02-27 00:52:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

I invite you to the cinema, with the pretense of watching the latest crappy Marvel film. When we get there, you find that the theatre is empty. I ominously walking out the room, close and lock the doors, and the movie starts playing..... 50 Shades of Grey. You struggle through it, expecting me to bust through the doors and say "lol I got you good!".... but the film starts again. And again... and again. There's no way out! Then you starve to death or something... I dunno, but either way it's pretty torturous.2015-02-27 10:42:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

But before he starved, I took your keys and unlocked him. Then, being the kind gentleman I am, I gave him a free box of candy for surviving that long. Unfortunately, the candy had poison in it.2015-02-28 00:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I invite you to the cinema, with the pretense of watching the latest crappy Marvel film. When we get there, you find that the theatre is empty. I ominously walking out the room, close and lock the doors, and the movie starts playing..... 50 Shades of Grey. You struggle through it, expecting me to bust through the doors and say "lol I got you good!".... but the film starts again. And again... and again. There's no way out! Then you starve to death or something... I dunno, but either way it's pretty torturous.

I can't say, I boycotted the movie. It doesn't deserve my money.

But, oh, I know! Lock you in your house, so you'll starve to death...

...

...

...

...

...WITHOUT AN INTERNET CONNECTION!

One could also put you in an iron construct in the shape of a bull and roast it until you burn to death. Or slowly vacuuming the blood out of you through your nose.

Man, I'm on fire today!

Speaking of fire, you probably aren't fond of the idea of being blazed like a joint?		2015-02-28 00:26:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Scaphism. Look it up on Wikipedia. Preferably not while eating something.2015-02-28 00:54:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

As you read posts of people, telling you the ways how you should/could die, you leave your computer in fear.

Once you are at the kitchen, you notice some water on the floor. Then you remember that you dropped your glass of water earlier that morning.

When you are walking towards a box of tissues, you step on the little pool of water and slip and hit your head at the corner of the table.

You barely survived, but you are seriously injured. When you try to get up, you accidentally grab a kettle which is on hot stove. Kettle is full of boiling, hot oil and you manage to drop everything on yourself. You are dead in minutes.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iukcedkOKrg/hqdefault.jpg

It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!!		2015-02-28 06:29:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Heh, let me see... I'll just drop him on henders island I guess. Plenty of gruesome ways to die there. Get eaten by a huge spider tiger thing, a freaky rat thing, or just be chomped into bite sized chunks by disk-shaped ants. Yay! (Inspired by the book fragment. Still, horrible ways to die.)2015-02-28 12:46:00

Author:
wolfbrother117
Posts: 150

Drop you off in the New World (from One Piece)2015-02-28 15:22:00

Author:
ShadowArcticWolf
Posts: 131

Leave you in a room to listen to "What Makes You Beautiful" on repeat until your ears bleed (4 or 5 hours, depending on the person).2015-02-28 17:16:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You spontaneously combust (simple, yet effective)2015-02-28 23:16:00

Author:
ShadowArcticWolf
Posts: 131

You spontaneously turn into a deer, who gets run into by a car.2015-03-01 00:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I trick you to touch the Portal Mirror, which throws you to the dimension of the forgotten Dragons. The Dragons were once known, but no more. It's the dimension where nobody can die. Not even you. But while they kill you million times for almost eternity, you go Hollow and you are just an empty puppet there, mind dead.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iukcedkOKrg/hqdefault.jpg

It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!		2015-03-04 17:30:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

You go through a malfunctional portal into the realm of nonexistence, wherein you run into a random mine.2015-03-04 23:27:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You fall into a black hole (although we are unclear as to what exactly will happen to you down there. You'll probably be crushed by the sheer gravitational force, but you might also be able to travel through a warp in space-time. Either way, the experience will be unpleasant.).2015-03-05 04:21:00

Author:
ShadowArcticWolf
Posts: 131

I subject you to an army of frisky cats.2015-03-05 22:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to Lordran.2015-08-17 19:49:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I place a black hole next to you.2015-08-18 00:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to Silent Hill.2015-08-18 12:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip to a nuclear plant.2015-08-18 16:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to Drangleic.2015-08-18 17:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip down the stairs...of the Eiffel Tower.2015-08-19 16:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to the center of the earth.2015-08-19 19:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip into outer space...without a suit.2015-08-19 19:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A time trip to Waterloo, Sunday, 18th June 1815.2015-08-19 20:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip to hell.2015-08-19 23:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to metal festival, front seats without earplugs.2015-08-20 01:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip to TenebrisNemo's bedroom. :hero:2015-08-20 01:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A sauna competition with me. :arg:2015-08-20 02:05:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Miscalculated anesthetics.2015-08-20 03:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A ride with a sled from the top of Mount Everest.2015-08-20 11:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Force you to attempt parkour from the tops of New York's skyscrapers.2015-08-20 16:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to Tuonela.2015-08-20 20:52:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip to an...unusual graveyard.2015-08-20 22:32:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A trip to a room full of sweaty dirty socks.2015-08-20 22:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

A trip to my history classroom.2015-08-21 00:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Skydiving without the parachute.2015-08-21 10:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Skydiving with a parachute...into an ocean.2015-08-21 15:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Skydiving above North Korea.2015-08-21 21:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Skydiving above the Grand Canyon.2015-08-22 16:04:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Skydiving above thunderstorm.2015-08-22 21:11:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Skydiving above TenebrisNemo's house.2015-08-23 00:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Skydiving above Russia.2015-08-23 09:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into a pool...from an airplane.2015-08-23 18:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an empty pool. Head first. From over 10 meters.2015-08-23 21:26:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into a pool...full of sharks.2015-08-23 22:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an acid pool.2015-08-23 22:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into TenebrisNemo's pool.2015-08-23 22:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into a pool full of lava.2015-08-23 23:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an empty elevator shaft from the top.2015-08-24 02:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator shaft full of carbon monoxide.2015-08-24 08:09:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator shaft full of neurotoxin.2015-08-24 16:25:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator shaft full of Marauders.

http://tremulous.net/manual/marauder.jpg		2015-08-24 17:06:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator shaft full of Skulltulas.2015-08-24 22:12:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator shaft with spikes everywhere.2015-08-25 11:36:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator shaft with MASHY SPIKE PLATES!2015-08-25 16:13:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator shaft with automatic turrets everywhere.2015-08-25 18:42:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator shaft of TenebrisNemo's mansion.2015-08-25 19:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator shaft with a sled made from iron.2015-08-25 20:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator shaft that's made from uranium.2015-08-26 00:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator with a parachute made from chainmail.2015-08-26 03:17:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator without a parachute.2015-08-26 15:20:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator full of gangsters.2015-08-26 15:53:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator full of leeches.2015-08-26 16:53:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator full of landmines.2015-08-27 10:13:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator from Portal that goes to the bottom of the facility.2015-08-27 15:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator in Dark Souls style.2015-08-27 16:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator with the car going up.2015-08-27 18:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator without the floor at the highest floor.2015-08-27 19:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator full of highly radioactive materials that infect your body upon contact.2015-08-27 22:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator full of old grumpy grandmothers.2015-08-28 10:33:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Diving into an elevator full of TenebrisNemo's hidden plots, which makes you faint in horror. 8)2015-08-28 18:19:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Diving into an elevator with a Tyrant.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Tyrant2.png		2015-08-29 09:24:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I like how this thread is just two people deciding how to kill someone who hasn't logged in for over a year and a half over and over, especially since one of you probably doesn't even know him.

Keep killing him, guys. Eventually we'll get it right.		2015-08-29 16:05:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

I killed him over a year and a half ago Rocksauron.2015-08-29 17:38:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

I killed him over a year and a half ago Rocksauron.

Ssh, you'll demoralize them.		2015-08-29 17:41:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Killed with RockSauron's scepter.2015-08-30 00:48:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed with warlord_evil's space helmet.2015-08-30 21:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by playing Queen's song Don't Stop Me Now on horribly high volume next to your ear.2015-08-30 23:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by playing Friday on repeat.2015-08-31 01:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by playing Slipknot's Snap for 10 days.2015-08-31 07:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by playing Jason DeRulo's songs on loop.2015-09-04 23:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by Justin Bieber's Baby song.2015-09-05 18:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by inactivity on the forum.2015-09-06 21:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by a stormtrooper.2015-09-07 13:15:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by a Dalek.2015-09-07 19:16:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R's sled.2015-09-07 19:35:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's bats.2015-09-08 03:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by an assassin.2015-09-08 10:41:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by a bad pilot.2015-09-10 14:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by a bad doctor.2015-09-11 10:19:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo in his sleep.2015-09-16 02:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by my omelet.2015-09-16 16:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by a falling anvil. I wonder who dropped it...TenebrisNemo? :^/2015-09-17 14:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by a sled. I don't have any idea who did it.2015-09-18 17:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by being suffocated in a black cape...but it was Batman. 2015-09-18 23:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by drinking from the wrong Holy Grail.2015-09-19 09:37:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by the side-effect of the Imperius curse.2015-09-19 20:12:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by looking at the Medusa's eyes.2015-09-20 17:20:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by Grendel.2015-09-20 19:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by looking at L1N3R1D3R's photo album. :arg:2015-09-20 20:23:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's bats. :oddSock:2015-09-20 22:05:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R's scarf. :bigToggle:2015-09-21 15:37:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's last burning candle. 8)2015-09-22 00:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R's camera. :hero:2015-09-24 07:45:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's flight in time. 8D2015-09-24 23:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R's Empty Level. 2015-09-25 08:18:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's EXP, loot, and party. :colossus:2015-09-26 05:24:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R'S Ghost Creator. :smallToggle:2015-09-27 23:46:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by something that doesn't belong to either of us. 2015-09-28 01:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by a camera. :kz:2015-09-28 14:32:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by the Big Bang.2015-09-29 03:02:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by a glitch.2015-09-29 18:56:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by a bug. You decide what type, but it kills you.2015-10-05 03:31:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R's bug. :hero:2015-10-05 11:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's virus. 8)2015-10-11 01:08:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by L1N3R1D3R's program. :arg:2015-10-13 17:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by looking at TenebrisNemo's password. There's a reason it's censored to everyone but him... :smallToggle:2015-10-17 02:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by the post above... again! :bigToggle:2015-10-19 06:34:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Killed by TenebrisNemo's character's hair.2015-10-23 03:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by LIN3RID3R and his clones that are everywhere in the forum games2015-11-07 07:19:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Killed by Sir monacle's incorrectly spelled monocle.2015-11-07 15:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Burnt by sir monacles karma.2015-11-07 16:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Burnt by my sick comebacks, yo.2015-11-07 17:11:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Smothered by the silence of this forum game.2015-11-08 08:55:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Killed by Garfield's fatness.2015-11-08 15:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Bored to death by Jhon's suspicious lines.2015-11-08 16:10:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Bored to death by Sir monacle's voice. :hero:2015-11-08 18:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Frozen by a yeti.2015-11-08 18:59:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Allergies of the yeti kill you because you're Papal Mache.2015-11-09 01:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Clive kills you. Because, y'know... It is Clive.2015-11-09 11:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Burned by Sir monacle's monocle reflecting sun rays onto you.2015-11-09 14:10:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Drowned because you dived into a trolls level. Stupid trolls.2015-11-10 06:24:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Drowned because you clicked the Dive In button...but you dove into a pool of poison. 2015-11-11 02:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You ate some cheese.2015-11-11 12:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Odie licks your skin dry, and you die of dehydration.2015-11-11 22:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Laughed to death because I tickled you with a feather.2015-11-12 11:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Laughed to death by merely glancing at Sir monacle. 8D2015-11-13 03:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Fell into a black hole.2015-11-13 06:56:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Fell into the middle of the ocean... Sharks. Yeah.2015-11-13 13:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Killed by sharks.2015-11-13 15:13:00

Author:
thaia2013
Posts: 111

Mocked by a dolphin.2015-11-13 19:20:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Pecked by a dolphin.2015-11-14 23:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Jumped on electricity.2015-11-15 07:42:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Stuck his finger in an electrical plug.2015-11-15 22:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Held the retry button for too long.2015-11-16 06:54:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Underwater for 30 seconds without touching a bubble machine.2015-11-16 14:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Became bored.2015-11-16 18:13:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Eaten by Garfield.2015-11-18 03:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by maths.2015-11-19 06:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by toilet seat falling from a space station.2015-11-19 10:11:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Death by forgetting how to do math.2015-11-20 13:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by the hurtfull comments on this thread.2015-11-21 12:34:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by Space Invaders.2015-11-21 15:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by straining.2015-11-22 07:06:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by vacuum.2015-11-22 15:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

death by being lazy.2015-11-22 16:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by my scarf suffocating you. 8)2015-11-22 18:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by extreme desert heats.2015-11-23 06:51:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by subjection to Egoraptor's rage.2015-11-24 04:19:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by milk2015-11-24 08:16:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by lack of milk2015-11-24 22:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by trying to eat the milk carton.2015-11-25 07:38:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by trying to eat a container of salt.2015-11-25 20:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by salt allergies.2015-11-26 11:29:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by dehydration...from Sir monacle's salt container.2015-11-26 16:37:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by being wacked with a salt container.2015-11-26 18:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by being choked by a salt container.2015-11-27 23:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by money....2015-11-28 08:03:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by rage at VVVVVV.2015-11-28 15:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by dancing skeleton.2015-11-29 07:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by being eaten by a shark.2015-11-29 19:46:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by my return ritual.2015-11-29 20:54:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Death by flying churches.2015-11-29 21:01:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by rising castles.2015-11-29 21:16:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Death by guards.2015-11-29 21:27:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by Dracula.2015-11-29 21:44:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Death by vampire bats.2015-11-29 23:36:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by a bat that has a diet of mostly fruit.2015-11-30 06:31:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by every knife in my kitchen.2015-11-30 13:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by the nothingness in my chamber.2015-11-30 15:00:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Death by the horrors seen in my dungeon.2015-11-30 15:57:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by the horrors of my photo album.2015-11-30 23:55:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Death by the horrors of my "My Pictures" folder.2015-12-01 04:26:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by the horrors of my videos.2015-12-01 06:04:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Death by mlg qixscopez2015-12-01 12:28:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by MLG NOSCOPE WOMBO COMBO!2015-12-01 23:12:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by illuminatti


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE		2015-12-02 06:47:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by Sir monacle's monocle burning you with the sun rays.2015-12-02 13:49:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by horrible bad smell.2015-12-02 14:17:00

Author:
NathanBros
Posts: 213

Death by BURNING HORRIBLE BAD SMELL RAYS.2015-12-02 15:21:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Illumminatti.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo		2015-12-02 15:30:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by smoking too much weed.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rErrkuLYAvI		2015-12-02 16:01:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Macdonalds.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo		2015-12-02 19:35:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Killed by an aerial combo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5HIkZJaHj0		2015-12-02 20:57:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

I put you in a 6 ft cube-shaped box. The sides are decreasing at one inch per second. With calculus, you can find that the volume is decreasing at a rate of -3t^2 inches per second, which doesn't seem much at first but gets much quicker and squishes you.2015-12-03 04:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

You banged your little toe at your coffee table. The pain was too much for you so you committed suicide with a spoon.2015-12-03 10:07:00

Author:
TenebrisNemo
Posts: 11336

Sir monacle.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxfEg54cCKo		2015-12-03 13:43:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Used Sir monacle's monocle to carve your eyes out.2015-12-03 22:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Death by watching this for ten hours only to press repeat.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LKHpM1UeDA		2015-12-04 07:21:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

I steal all the food from your cabinets and also your car, and I make the sidewalk radioactive. :hero:2015-12-04 14:07:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

How!? Death by questioning L1N3R1D3R's logic.2015-12-04 19:17:00

Author:
Sir monacle
Posts: 4155

Death by Sir monacle's machete.2015-12-04 22:43:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


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