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Must know that nibiru is not real

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So. a few weeks ago i heard of this planet called "Planet X" or "Nibiru"
so. i searched for a while. and guess what? NOTHING!
if you beleive in this dumb non logical planet some fatty is outputting for attention. your an idiot.
First off: Nibiru's NOT A ****ING STAR! its a brown dwarf. which is a gas giant around 8 times the size of jupiter. its not a flipping red giant.
2: Anything Orbiting at a highly eliptical orbit with a full swing of 3671 AU will get thrown into intersteller space.
3. if it was well in mars's orbit right now and it was a gas giant. It would be visible to the naked eye in both Day and night.
4. 3671 AU? COMMON. how many AU is pluto away from the sun... like 200 AU isnt it? thats over 13 times farther from the sun pluto is.
5. people are saying that "The planets only visible in antarctica" or that "Its behind the comets". while lets see. A Brown dwarf in the orbit of mars would be visible pretty much from every angle of the earth at Certain times. and if it was behind the comets that are like 1000 AU away from the solar system you would of seen changes and holes in them.
6. why the hell are you taking NASA Pictures of the star V838 Monocerotis and marking it "NIBIRU PROOF OMGOMGOMG!!!!1!"
7. Eris is not nibiru -_-
8. Anything farther then pluto probably wont get any closer then 47,000,000,000 miles away from us.
9. heard of the dates of nibiru. First may 2003. then 2005. then July 21 2012. then November 21 2012. now december 21 2012? common. when people wake of on December 22 2012. there gonna be ****ing laughing there ***es off at the beleivers of nibiru. and the beleivers will just say "Ohh it was an error, its accually some dumb*** year." ***** please. no ones beleiving you.
10. this fat*** thinks she was ubducted by a fictional alien race that lives on a fictional planet and had a communication chip inplanted in her head to warn earth about this "Nibiru" First it was 2003. and when NOTHING happened. she said it was a communication error and moved the date to 2012. Now. im pretty sure Aleins with a superior intellect to us (Anough to build a Ship to go thousands of lightyears) Wouldnt make a communication error with a chip.
11. No one is beleiving your stupid Lens flares and calling it nibiru.
12. Apparently the story is "The annanuki from nibiru found earth. and they used the gold to keep there Atmosphere generator running or something like that. so they created man out of genetically mutating primate animals for slaves. then they soon left and man took control. but every 3600 years they come to cleanse earth of its filth." Could that be Dumber? A gold powered machine to keep your atmosphere up is impossible. the atmosphere is a natural layer filled with chemicals and other things. you cant just keep it up -_-
13. stichen was the original creator of nibiru from Transalated a clay template from the sumerians. he noticed there was a twelfth planet on it. so he created a book called "The twelfth planet" he said that nibiru was a simple planet that wont harm earth and its next passing was in 2900 but this woman stole the idea and bent it so it was some earth destroying nightmare planet.
14. Man appeared 200,000 years ago. so if they wiped man from the earth. why am i here typing this?
15. a Pole shift is impossible. breaking many laws of physics. the only thing the poles will do is have the chandleir affect (Moving around by a few meters). but a magnetic reversal is possible. but magnetic reversals from what i beleive only heat up the earth for a few thousand years. then they dont happen again for roughly 700.000 years.
16. a planet 8 times the size of jupiter would of done a number on our solar system. it would of rearranged orbits. flung planets into intersteller space. it could even wipe out planets. and the only time we had more then 8 planets in our solar system is 4 billion years ago. when there were hundreds of more planets and astroids.
17. it is not true that the mayan calander will end on december 21st. it simply ends its long count. if a calander ends at the end of the year. does it seise to exist? No. it simply goes to the next year. same for the mayan calander. just a LOT longer... like 5000 years per long count.
18. the mayans were not tied into the Sumerians what so ever. people just had to think that though...
hope this helped for people who are getting paranoia from this whole internet scare hoax. its like how many people were scared from the Y2K glitch.		2012-09-17 17:59:00

Author:
TinyMoMo
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/Etinogard/q1PuI.gif2012-09-17 18:04:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

... Wtf?!?!2012-09-17 18:45:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

This thread makes me feel like this:

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/genius-meme.jpg		2012-09-17 18:49:00

Author:
Silvantor
Posts: 141

Yeah...a liiittle late there, but you're right, it's not real, 2012 won't happen, and we won't be converted into bacon this year.2012-09-17 19:33:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

12. Apparently the story is "The annanuki from nibiru found earth. and they used the gold to keep there Atmosphere generator running or something like that. so they created man out of genetically mutating primate animals for slaves. then they soon left and man took control. but every 3600 years they come to cleanse earth of its filth." Could that be Dumber? A gold powered machine to keep your atmosphere up is impossible. the atmosphere is a natural layer filled with chemicals and other things. you cant just keep it up -_-
The internal logic in Sitchin's first book was that gold particles would be dispersed through the atmosphere of Nibiru to act as an insulating blanket in the depths of space. It's been maybe a decade since I read it but I could dig it out again if you care.		2012-09-17 20:27:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

Nibiru is real!! THERE IS A MULTITUDE OF EMPIRICAL DATA TO BACK THIS UP!! Are you serious? For example:

1. Um...
2. Uhhhh...
3. It's not a um... nebula or quasar or something cool like that, so...
and finally...
D. 		2012-09-17 23:40:00

Author:
Unknown User

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/344/521/baa.gif2012-09-18 00:10:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

I think you may have posted this in the wrong forum.2012-09-18 01:03:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/Etinogard/q1PuI.gif

If only I could do that.		2012-09-18 01:55:00

Author:
amoney1999
Posts: 1202

Nibiru sounds like some sort of mentally challenged moose.2012-09-18 02:40:00

Author:
Kalawishis
Posts: 928

Yeah...a liiittle late there, but you're right, it's not real, 2012 won't happen, and we won't be converted into bacon this year.

I'm gonna have to disagree with the bacon thing.		2012-09-18 02:59:00

Author:
CCubbage
Posts: 4430

Yeah...a liiittle late there, but you're right, it's not real, 2012 won't happen, and we won't be converted into bacon this year.

You mean it isn't 2012 now? All these calendars!! What to do!!??


I'm gonna have to disagree with the bacon thing.

Oh yeah.. bacon!! Yum!! Make me into an extra rasher please! 		2012-09-18 03:34:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Instead of a pitiful attempt at humor with a .GIF I'll give an actual response.

It's been well known for quite some time that the "2012" doomsday theory is a fluke. All of the so called "evidence " behind it was nothing more than conspiracy.

In short: you're late.		2012-09-18 04:04:00

Author:
Rooster
Posts: 38

The worst problem of internet is that everyone can write what goes through their mind, even bulls.
And someway it's good to read everything with an open mind to either learn something new or just have a genuine laugh (and read the priceless comments)
BUT
whatever you decide to write on Internet,
- especially if it's a wall of text badly formatted,
- especially if it's a rant with autocensoring
- especially if 99% of forum users might not know what you're talking about or simply doesn't bother a flying rat butt
be at least careful enough to post without grammatic errors that are evident even to an Italian

For those briefly interested, here's a place to find some brief infos
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zecharia_Sitchin
WOW a simple wikipedia link

PS did Sitchin beat your family and killed your pets to make you so angry?		2012-09-18 07:20:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112

Oh, you.
Noone likes you.

That's cute.

My question is if you have nothing remotely intelligent to contribute to a topic why even bother? Of course, the easiest way to garner attention and beef up your post count is to leave a half wit one liner or some ridiculous picture that gives nothing to the topic. I hope the amount of "Thanks" your pointless contributions receive help you feel accomplished. Because no matter how many you get it doesn't justify the childish behavior.		2012-09-18 09:14:00

Author:
Rooster
Posts: 38

http://i.imgur.com/yRVPd.png2012-09-18 09:32:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

*pops head in*

Sure is getting spammy in here. hm......		2012-09-18 10:02:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983

http://i.imgur.com/yRVPd.png

"Remember kids, you can use this picture to justify your obnoxious trolling on other forums." Nice attempt at countering my point with the exact same behavior.

Back on topic: 2012 is old news.		2012-09-18 10:38:00

Author:
Rooster
Posts: 38

That's cute.

My question is if you have nothing remotely intelligent to contribute to a topic why even bother? Of course, the easiest way to garner attention and beef up your post count is to leave a half wit one liner or some ridiculous picture that gives nothing to the topic. I hope the amount of "Thanks" your pointless contributions receive help you feel accomplished. Because no matter how many you get it doesn't justify the childish behavior.

Why none of us care enough to reply to you:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/220/169/Internet%20Fight.gif		2012-09-18 19:23:00

Author:
Bremnen
Posts: 1800

Why none of us care enough to reply to you:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/220/169/Internet%20Fight.gif

And yet, you're only helping his argument by continuing.

Just stop.		2012-09-18 23:10:00

Author:
bigMoose_
Posts: 183

xD. Love the gifs. I perfectly know i was late. but i was searching on youtube and its just "BLA BLA BLA NIBIRU IS REAL SCARE SCARE SCARE" and to tell the truth. i was paranoid for a while. but i got over it and searched in the sky for like 7 hours for this "Brown dwarf". then i looked up stuff like what nasa said. then i looked on youtube. and there was the fake nasa comfirmations everywhere. the whole "BE PREPARED. NASA CONFIRMS NIBIRU" thing is just idiotic. i posted this on lbpcentral to teach people that Just some old guy. a clay template. and an attention whore doesnt mean the end of the world -- i mean a "Series of Cataclysmic events including multiple earthquakes around 9.0, 3 mile high Ultra-Tsunami's( AND JUST NOTICE THAT THE TSUNAMI IS ONLY "CONFIRMED" TO HIT THE SHORES OF US TERRATORY -_-) and a Pole shift". Just so many people dont know -_-. and incase you didnt know an AU (Astronomical Unit) is roughly 98 million miles. (Distance between earth and the sun)

Also excuse my grammar. Im not a huge grammar geek.


The internal logic in Sitchin's first book was that gold particles would be dispersed through the atmosphere of Nibiru to act as an insulating blanket in the depths of space. It's been maybe a decade since I read it but I could dig it out again if you care.
Would gold act like that in real life? I've never heard of that (Ive never read the book, ive just scrapped some parts from websites)


Nibiru is real!! THERE IS A MULTITUDE OF EMPIRICAL DATA TO BACK THIS UP!! Are you serious? For example:

1. Um...
2. Uhhhh...
3. It's not a um... nebula or quasar or something cool like that, so...
and finally...
D.
A quasar would be WAAAAY worse then nibiru because its a beam of gamma Radiation, It lets us know that a blackhole is near. and from what i heard quasars had the power that if it hit earth. it would pretty much clapse the Magnetic feild and Wipe earth of life in probably a thousandth of a second. mabye vaporizing earth in the process. but a Nebula, White dwarf or Nuetron star would be cool... O.O i just imagined that nibiru was VY canis majoris xD infact. that would probably make Nibiru so big that it would just planely eat our solar system... just like... Omn nom nom...		2012-09-19 02:33:00

Author:
TinyMoMo
Posts: 132

Jokes aside, when you write something without personal rant is surely more enjoyable and deserve a read and an eventual answer 2012-09-19 21:47:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112

Jokes aside, when you write something without personal rant is surely more enjoyable and deserve a read and an eventual answer
k???
Anyway. most of this is taken from nasa.gov. they know some ****. so go there.		2012-09-20 03:02:00

Author:
TinyMoMo
Posts: 132

Would gold act like that in real life? I've never heard of that (Ive never read the book, ive just scrapped some parts from websites)
I couldn't tell you. The idea was to reflect the interior heat of the planet, which sounds far-fetched to me honestly.

The problem is, as you alluded to in your first post, was this stuff has become conflated with unrelated things like 2012. The websites you'll find inevitably present you with a smorgasbord of different ideas as the author attempts to synergise every conspiracy theory ever.

If you enjoy this kinda stuff though I recommend the Illuminatus! books by RAW.		2012-09-20 20:30:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

First off: Nibiru's NOT A ****ING STAR! its a brown dwarf


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/Etinogard/q1PuI.gif

Coincidental, no?

Just pointing out... probably ain't helpin'. ._.		2012-09-23 08:59:00

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Outlaw-Jack
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