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Team Fortress 2 - Mann Vs. Machine

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This is Saxton. Hale! And that legion business in the title was a Bible quote to let you know how serious this all is: Bible serious. So listen up, mercs. Some puny coward's built an army of robots to fight his fights for him. I don't know if robots have human emotions, but if not, they?re doing a Saxxy-worthy impression of them, because they look mad. Also, Reddy tells me they?re heading straight at Mann Co.

So there's a big fight coming, and I'm going to need you mercs to fight it for me. Not for coward reasons, though. Fight reasons. I got a different fight going and I can't fight both fights at once. Well, I could, but the fights are on different continents.

Boyohboy. If you're like me, reading the word "fight" this much has got you in the mood to fight. Last thing you probably want to do right now is read. Unfortunately, Bidwell wrote a stupid report on all the heavy hitters you?ll be running into out there. If I was you I?d skip it.

Alright, enough reading advice. It's man-to-man talk time. I am not going to lie to you: I am going to have to lie to you. You men are absolutely prepared to deal with this, and you are going to be just fine. Right. End of lie. Now get ready to absorb some bullets so they don't hit my factories.

We have 48 hours until robots arrive. Get moving.


Main Page (http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/)--------------------------------------------------------Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4cfo0f88Ug)



Day 1 (http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/machines/)
Day 2 (http://www.teamfortress.com/mvm/mercs/)
Day 3


http://cdn.head-fi.org/6/67/679827e4_9eeaf04f_HypeTrain.jpeg		2012-08-14 08:46:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

That trailer... my god! TOO MANY GOOD THINGS HAPPENING THIS WEEK D:2012-08-14 11:46:00

Author:
ryryryan
Posts: 3767

Well, looks like they finally learned the number "Three". Yay, counting!2012-08-14 13:49:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Well, looks like they finally learned the number "Three". Yay, counting!

It's just an update. I guess they only have two fingers, then.		2012-08-14 18:56:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Awesome coop game mode for an awesome game. Hyped. Yay. 2012-08-14 19:08:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

It's just an update. I guess they only have two fingers, then.

http://gyazo.com/c205bb503d6fb53fcac8652e3b8b774e.png?1344980020		2012-08-14 22:48:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

That's how Valve always hypes things up, they have at least 3 days of announcing features, where the last day is the release. They've done it with previous TF2 updates (Pyromania being most recent) and the current Steam community update (http://steamcommunity.com/communitycontent). All of the winter and summer sales have had a day 3, and the past summer sale was the third of its kind.

Anyway, I'm so ****ing excited about this. Hopefully I can get a few people together to play it with.		2012-08-14 23:21:00

Author:
Doopz
Posts: 5592

Anyway, I'm so ****ing excited about this. Hopefully I can get a few people together to play it with.
I can be a few people. :3		2012-08-15 00:40:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I am so excited for this! I just started playing TF2 recently and it's amazing!

Hasn't is been 24 hours since "Day one" started? Where's Day two? 		2012-08-15 02:33:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106

I am so excited for this! I just started playing TF2 recently and it's amazing!

Hasn't is been 24 hours since "Day one" started? Where's Day two?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valve_Time#Valve_Time		2012-08-15 02:45:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

This is awesome! I need friends that play TF2 though

Anyone wanna team up?		2012-08-15 03:44:00

Author:
Spazz
Posts: 484

This is awesome! I need friends that play TF2 though

Anyone wanna team up?

Hurr Durr (http://steamcommunity.com/groups/theturtlecrew)

TUCR TEAMS ALPHA AND BRAVO ARE SHORT HANDED SLIGHTLY		2012-08-15 06:01:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Because Merc threw it out there: If you want to join The Turtle Crew in Mann vs. Machine (or Turtle vs. Machine as I like to call it) festivities, let me know. I'll invite you to the group and we can have fun, sexy child friendly times.2012-08-15 06:12:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

Staying up all night, trying to get in a server...2012-08-16 03:23:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Staying up all night, trying to get in a server...

I FEEL YOU BRO.

dissapointmentwithvalve.jpeg		2012-08-16 04:54:00

Author:
Whalio Cappuccino
Posts: 5250

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/594727249576258637/FC8AA11DBB0787BF117412A0A887D5D8248690A0/

THIS IS HOW WE WIN THE WAR. (Right Click > Open Image in New Tab for better quality.)		2012-08-16 09:27:00

Author:
Testudini
Posts: 3262

I tried to play this it is hard 2012-08-17 16:28:00

Author:
Sakura
Posts: 73

I tried to play this it is hard
Hard to play or hard to begin playing? 		2012-08-17 17:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I finally got to play it last night and it seemed easy. (Although my team was awesome)

I was a scout, so I was able to use my Sandman bat to mark all the giants for death (all damage done to 'em were mini-crits).

Plus scouts heal whenever they collect money, and the health limit goes up to 500 that way. It. Was. AWESOME.		2012-08-17 23:35:00

Author:
KlawwTheClown
Posts: 1106

Hard to play or hard to begin playing?

giant robot heavys ubercharged 		2012-08-17 23:42:00

Author:
Sakura
Posts: 73

giant robot heavys ubercharged
We couldn't get past the giant robot soldiers ubercharged. 		2012-08-18 01:42:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

We couldn't get past the giant robot soldiers ubercharged.

Having a Pyro airblast them works wonders. Only annoying part is saving the Pyro himself.		2012-08-18 01:59:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Having a Pyro airblast them works wonders. Only annoying part is saving the Pyro himself.
It wasn't like we could save ourselves anyway.		2012-08-18 02:06:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I finally completed one of them and I did not get my badge or rewards and it still say 0 complete
This is a bad bug.

I can kill giant soldiers easy with a heavy using destroy projectile they do no damage to a heavy and die easy 		2012-08-20 03:47:00

Author:
Sakura
Posts: 73

I finally completed one of them and I did not get my badge or rewards and it still say 0 complete
This is a bad bug.

I can kill giant soldiers easy with a heavy using destroy projectile they do no damage to a heavy and die easy

Did you disconnect halfway through, join a game in progress, or join a game from a friend's invite? Because if so, that's not a bug. Same thing happened to me a minute ago.		2012-08-20 03:51:00

Author:
Merc
Posts: 2135

Ok getting this game right now

CAN I JOIN THIS TURTLE CLAN YOU SPEAK OF? :kz:

EDIT: Ok got steam and now im downloading TF2. I already have Portal 2 and this weird game i accidently got called insaniquarium.


Have no idea what to do in this

:O add me on Steam: psn_dominationmags

Is there any way to change my username? o3o		2012-08-20 16:51:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Is there any way to change my username? o3o

Go to your profile, edit profile, then change your name.		2012-08-21 03:16:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Wow, this game is great! ;D Just found a level 15 "Crusader's Crossbow." No clue what that is

And I lag quite a bit when i play this. Any way to fix it?		2012-08-21 04:34:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

Mann vs. Machine queues are really long, and I encounter quite a few bugs... I'm rather disappointed, tbh.2012-08-21 04:42:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Wow, this game is great! ;D Just found a level 15 "Crusader's Crossbow." No clue what that is

And I lag quite a bit when i play this. Any way to fix it?

if you buy anything from the store you can unlock premium account which allow you more and find best items



Did you disconnect halfway through, join a game in progress, or join a game from a friend's invite? Because if so, that's not a bug. Same thing happened to me a minute ago.

No I am start from the beginning But maybe disconnect happen and I am invited back is reason.

I am completed 2 now 		2012-08-21 04:44:00

Author:
Sakura
Posts: 73

Wow, this game is great! ;D Just found a level 15 "Crusader's Crossbow." No clue what that is

And I lag quite a bit when i play this. Any way to fix it?

Lag's on Valve's end. They're notorious for this. Also, Crusader's Crossbow allows you to heal any of your teammates if you land a shot on them. Longer the shot, better the health.


Mann vs. Machine queues are really long, and I encounter quite a few bugs... I'm rather disappointed, tbh.

I kind of enjoy it, but I was pretty disappointed as well. I was expecting more from a 2 year ARG instead of just a new game mode.		2012-08-21 17:48:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

I kind of enjoy it, but I was pretty disappointed as well. I was expecting more from a 2 year ARG instead of just a new game mode.

Agreed. Maybe after I play it a bit more I'll enjoy it more.		2012-08-21 20:18:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419


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