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Hey guys! This a thread where one person writes a poem then the person after that writes a poem about the user above! Example:

Sackboy: there once was a person named SuperROBO1. He was a heavy man, he weighed a ton! A tree fell down on him like a stabbing of a knife, fortunately his fat is what saved his life!

Sack girl: There once was a person named Sackboy. He was stitched by a human, almost like a toy. He was the main character of the game, sold throughout the nation, but nothing can beat, his imagination

See? Pretty fun!


Rules:

The poem must rhyme,

The poem must be about the user above.

It must be a decently sized poem



So first poster, write about me, 2nd, write about him!

Have fun!		2012-07-21 02:33:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

SuperROBO is my friend,
Our friendship will never end.		2012-07-21 03:21:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

L1N3R1D3R, write a longer poem, you look like a fool, it's amazing how you didn't follow the simplest rule2012-07-21 03:59:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Oh Super Robo, I'm not sure what to say,

but this poem thread is neat, and is surely here to stay.

Living somewhere in Florida, just like the artistic racoon,

your hat's a muddy yellow, and your eyes are the size of babboons.		2012-07-21 12:32:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Dragon varsity, your rhymes are neat, if only I didn't have an excellent beat. If you make fun of my eyes again, Your life memories will end. 2012-07-21 21:34:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

SuperROBO, I'll try with greatest strength
To make a poem of reasonable length.
Is 4 lines of poetry big enough
To stop you from getting all mad and stuff?
If not, then I'll stretch it to 6 lines
So I won't take the risk of paying fines.		2012-07-21 21:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

linerider,
he's a wine-provider,
a kind of nine-"letter" guy
who's selling Hadron Colliders.		2012-07-21 22:23:00

Author:
Gavin
Posts: 338

Gavin, your PSN is message me, That Is stupid, and very funny! It's straight forward, like an old ancient totem, can some please write a good poem?2012-07-22 03:01:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

I replied to this thread as it came here to excite,
Soon it'll be full like a dashing,flying kite.
Now start rhyming people so we can get this thread goin',
Now it's your turn to write a frickin' poem.		2012-07-24 20:34:00

Author:
bigl0uc0ntra
Posts: 113

The man who doesn't have a profile picture,
An avatar or a sig is a terrible mixture.
Please make all 3 of these as soon as you can
Or else I'll barrage your home with my toucan!
My rhymes in this post have more than one syllable
So all of the blank space in my post will be fillable!		2012-07-24 22:50:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I see you like building it's all that I can tell,
Take your building skills and build a hotel.
I suck at poetry so don't make a big deal.
If you like it please pay me a bill.

...That sucked...
2012-07-24 23:34:00

Author:
bigl0uc0ntra
Posts: 113

bigl0uc0ntra, you migrated here
To this humble old thread, sounding like Edward Lear!
I just recently accepted your friend request
I hope that was real and not just a test.		2012-07-25 00:28:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Line rider, a heck of a guy, this poem is short, so goodbye.2012-07-25 03:37:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Don't end this now,I want to keep it goin',
Even if you lied,lets try to keep it showin'.
You have short poems,so do I,
I don't really want to let this die.
This thread is super fun
Hope it gets tons.

I repeat a lot in this post,can't wait for someone to put more so I could reply.		2012-07-25 05:47:00

Author:
bigl0uc0ntra
Posts: 113

The person above
They have a strange name.
Rhyming is tough but
I'll still play the game.

These poems are neat,
Many made me laugh.
Two verses, that's all?
Nah, it's only half.

I'm stuck on verse three;
Nothing comes to mind.
I'll just keep typing
And match words in kind.

This is a great thread
Let's keep it going.
This took an hour
Without my knowing.		2012-07-25 06:45:00

Author:
Taffey
Posts: 3187

You write well you do,
This came of the blue.
Creativity is the rule,
It makes theese real cool.
Your poem was good,
Make more,you should.
Can't wait to be amazed,
This thread is crazed!		2012-07-25 06:55:00

Author:
bigl0uc0ntra
Posts: 113

To be quite fair, I avoided this game,
Not out of dislike.
I was just not used to seeing the new names.
Regardless, I'm psyched;
So how about we mix it up a bit?

Since Taffey's on board, I may as well say,
He tastes terrible.
Jokes aside, he's quite the fellow by day,
It's incredible.
His levels the same, that I'll give credit.

I got bored after that last verse, so I'll stop here.		2012-07-25 07:42:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Over 4,000 posts,
and over 4,000 toasts,
CyberSora plays the game,
with a feeling of disdain.

Giving awards, ..at the end of the year,
he'll sometimes leave in absence, only randomly to appear.
He'll always drop by, ..to say a few of his own jokes,
but making sure the Coot, ..doesn't make his career go up in smokes.		2012-07-25 12:17:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Oh, it's you, Dragonvarsity.
You were kind enough to give me glee.
He told funny jokes
To all kinds of folks,
He's obviously very friendly.		2012-07-25 14:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Hey it's line rider, his 376th post.
I created this thread, so it's me who must boast.
Now it's line 3 and I'm getting very tired,
Keep posting! Or your fired!		2012-07-25 16:54:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

When he made a thread, he was almost dead,
From all the love, he suffocated;
He would have replied, but instead he sighed,
And wondered where he was located.		2012-07-25 19:15:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

This thread was dead,until it shot up,
When this got to 2 pages I said yup.
It's the third line I feel you SuperRobo1,
If we keep making poems it'll become a ton.		2012-07-26 23:34:00

Author:
bigl0uc0ntra
Posts: 113

biglocontra, which I will call you, the post above is quite true. Your join date was June, 2012. Just keep your birth date, to yourselves. 2012-07-27 01:01:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

SuperRobo, incentive and slow,
My PS3 waits for your presence;
But right now I'm starving, so cupboards I'm carving
For moist, flaky, delicious crescents*.

*The English form of croissants.		2012-07-27 01:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Sorry line rider, I'm on vacation, I'll be back on Tuesday,with a refilled imagination.2012-07-27 02:36:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Hey, "No short poems", you said,
But you just made one right there!
The hypocrisy hurts my head
And hurls it in the air!		2012-07-27 14:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Sorry, line rider.
Your bold words make me strive much higher,
It's the end of verse 1, My brain is on fire.

Now it's verse 2, and your head supposedly hurts?
I don't have a good rhyme for this so I'll just say "T-Shirts"
It's the end of verse 2, + 7 is the size of my shoe.

The beginning of verse 3, as you can see,
This is pretty long, almost like a song, as big as King Kong.
Now it's the end, I'm becoming a fighter,
Does this satisfy you, sir line rider?		2012-07-28 06:08:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Yes it does satisfy me,
But four lines is enough for glee.
I'm typing right now
While wondering, "How
Do all of us rhyme easily?"		2012-07-30 15:24:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Wow it's surely been a while.
Nearly a year, no one here has good style?
Now it's 2013, so lets get this thread back up like a running machine.		2013-02-02 19:00:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Oh SuperRob, how I agree
Your thread's too good to die you see
In words and rhymes will we all dress
To enjoy this thread, but I digress
This poetic thread was meant to be
A solid part of LBPC		2013-02-02 21:14:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426

A native speaker am I not,
My rhymes in english aren't hot.


You all can see, that I don't lie,
Forgive me for this stupid try.


(Sorry mates, just wanted to try, if I'm able to rhyme in english -> I'm not able )		2013-02-02 21:53:00

Author:
Unknown User

avundcv, a member of LBPC,
Apparently from Germany.
He says he can't rhyme,
But I can rhyme all the time!		2013-02-02 22:34:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

SuperROBO1, a plant is his avatar,
LBP Hall of Fame? Ha, ha.
Maybe one day, ROBO1,
Okay now, here I am done.		2013-02-03 09:52:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

Protoraptor,
Your name sounds like a dinosaur,
Yet a warm heart I'm sure you've got,
So my trust you have, now off I trot.		2013-02-03 12:07:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426

I remember you, Craigmond
From sometime ago
In a forum game
Your name did show
Now we meet again
I bid you, Hello!
You're quite a good poet
I must say so		2013-02-03 14:42:00

Author:
Phalaina
Posts: 181

Ah Phalaina, hello my friend
All my best wishes I do send,
Think not it chance we meet again
For I needed to see you, to keep me sane

Many thanks for your fondness of my poetic skill,
For I do intend to entertain, to thrill
On that same note I must admit,
Your knack for rhyming is adequate
At this here game you're simply great,
So here's to you! My good ol' mate.		2013-02-03 20:03:00

Author:
craigmond
Posts: 2426

Craigmond, a bloke,
(I hope, if not, give me a poke),
You're good at rhyming,
I'm not, just look at my poetic timing.		2013-02-03 20:07:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

ProtoRaptor, you really are bad,
Bad at ryhming, now that's sad.
Everyone knows,
I'm the best,
Give me a challenge,
Give me a test.		2013-02-03 23:34:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

I was gone for a while
But am back for a smile!
I'm a very busy man
Working hard as I can
To make three levels in three different games:
Vita, Karting, Cross-Controller. All named James. 		2013-02-11 22:34:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

To lazy to type your name,
But that doesn't make me lame!
Your by yourself, in your moon,
Forever alone, sad so soon		2013-02-11 22:53:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Hey Robo, why did you abandon me?
I just wasn't feeling too good
On the day I deleted you at strike three,
But now I've changed my mood.

Please add me as a friend again,
Trust me, I won't do it, even in vain!		2013-02-12 23:23:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

L1N3R1D3R, you've got a confusing name,
but you're good at this game,
Hey! I remembered your name right,
(I trust my eyesight).

Why'd you choose that ID?
made of numbers and letters, like one, and three,
I can't think of any more rhyme,
Gotta go now, is that the time?		2013-02-16 13:24:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

Protoraptor,
A fan of Wheatley
As we all can see.
I see you have a nudge with Ryan86me!		2013-02-16 20:38:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

SuperROBO1 blind you are not,
for you've noticed that Protoraptor and I have fought.
But you see, these arguments aren't due to me,
but are because I am GLaDOS and he's Wheatley.

Your signature's face,
it is very sublime,
to have made it must've taken,
a lot of time.

Oh SuperROBO1,
under your name is Sack,
and all of us know,
that you are out of whack.		2013-02-17 04:39:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909


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