Archive: 86 posts

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What would be the last words you said before you died? Hmm... My last words would probably be "The secret formula to the Krabby Patty is....*dies*" Yea, you'll never know. NEVER! :kz:

2012-07-17 15:17:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Right now, it'd definitely be: Those Reese's Peanut-butter Cups I buy thrice every week were a bad omen.

2012-07-17 15:32:00 Author: Denim360 Posts: 482

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What bus?

2012-07-17 17:21:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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My only regret is that I'm dying.

2012-07-17 17:36:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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I would rather die than lose my life!

2012-07-17 18:34:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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"what's this do?"

2012-07-17 18:40:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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"I'm Batman."

2012-07-17 18:54:00 Author: Sackpapoi Posts: 1195

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What is this "dying" you speak of?

2012-07-17 19:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Gosh, that rock is getting pretty big...

2012-07-17 19:31:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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I'm sorry Lucia. I love you.

2012-07-17 19:35:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130

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What I would do? *Turn around, bends over, crap my pants, fall over and die.* And I would say "Have a crappy day" Edit: Why does my avatar show up as Valeviews??? (I'm on my iPod)

2012-07-17 20:17:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Good night...

2012-07-17 20:40:00 Author: Fang Posts: 578

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Well this sucks...

2012-07-17 20:53:00 Author: Halfire Posts: 132

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I wonder how you get this grenade to work...

2012-07-17 21:13:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928

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Well this sucks... The only one in this thread that made me chuckle.

2012-07-17 21:15:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Edit: a place name so long that the forum has to insert a space.

2012-07-17 22:10:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch Edit: a place name so long that the forum has to insert a space. It sounds like you're talking in Cthulhu language.

2012-07-17 22:26:00 Author: Dragonvarsity Posts: 5208

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYw8HjN21bk

2012-07-17 22:48:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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It sounds like you're talking in Cthulhu language. Its Welsh. Same thing really.

2012-07-17 22:58:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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In the famous words of Fortune from Metal Gear Solid, I'd say: "finally"

2012-07-17 23:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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Id tell them that the treasure map is hidden in the...

2012-07-17 23:24:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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"I wonder what happens when you pull this pin from this grenade?"

2012-07-18 00:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Just thought of one: "I...Hope...I...Get..Resurrected....As...A...Pony.. ..."

2012-07-18 00:20:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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As a gamer that doesn't believe in an afterlife, I'd probably say "GG no Re"

2012-07-18 01:19:00 Author: SnipySev Posts: 2452

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Don't worry, i'll just respawn at my last checkpoint.

2012-07-18 01:49:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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"Adjective noun.."

2012-07-18 02:19:00 Author: Bremnen Posts: 1800

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Geez, wheres the reset button

2012-07-18 02:31:00 Author: Teepeenocks Posts: 102

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Don't bury me in the pet cemetery...

2012-07-18 04:58:00 Author: fireblitz95 Posts: 2018

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All my life I've spent countless hours playing video games. It was worth it

2012-07-18 05:17:00 Author: Spazz Posts: 484

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"Kojima..you...fing...food...tweeter"

2012-07-18 06:41:00 Author: BasketSnake Posts: 2391

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How about, "I know about half life 3, the borealis is actually..."

2012-07-18 08:03:00 Author: flamingemu Posts: 1872

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Close the door on your way out.

2012-07-19 02:17:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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Close the door on your way out. Who said I was going to murder you indoors? (http://dundundun.net/)

2012-07-19 07:36:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Celeeeeeeeeeeeeery!!!

2012-07-19 09:33:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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Peels uoy elihw uoy hctaw ll'I.

2012-07-19 10:07:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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"I dare you..."

2012-07-19 10:40:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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You're.... next...... euuuuuuuuuuugh.

2012-07-19 10:48:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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"Please excuse me while I regenerate. Who knows? maybe I'll even be ginger this time."

2012-07-19 13:43:00 Author: Unknown User

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What bus? LOL... good one

2012-07-20 13:15:00 Author: GribbleGrunger Posts: 3910

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I'd say "Half Life 2 Episode 3, it will be released in..." Then I'd fall, stand up again and say "Nah, just joking, they're adding 3 Half life hats to TF2" Then I'd fall to the floor and sleep for a while, waiting for respawn.

2012-07-20 13:31:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185

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Was that a shark fi

2012-07-20 20:14:00 Author: alex-10798 Posts: 23

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The man who voices spongebob isnt .... *dies*

2012-07-20 22:06:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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I told you I was ill. - Spike Milligan's gravestone.

2012-07-20 22:40:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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Not sure about last words, but my tombstone will read "Well that was fun"

2012-07-21 15:15:00 Author: Captain_Dinosaur Posts: 214

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Not sure about last words, but my tombstone will read "Well that was fun" Mine should read: "Totally worth it"

2012-07-21 15:41:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Mine should read: "Totally worth it" "you remember how I said it was a green pineapple? it wasn't"

2012-07-21 20:07:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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"You had to feed me meatloaf didn't you."

2012-07-21 21:39:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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"Dont try what I did, kids."

2012-07-23 03:53:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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freedom!!!!!

2012-07-23 08:14:00 Author: HellYeah1982 Posts: 192

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"Dont try what I did, kids." Try this at home, kids!

2012-07-23 14:13:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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well is'nt that a jolly.

2012-07-23 15:43:00 Author: lark98-2 Posts: 116

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Mmm, almond flavored... (urk)

2012-07-23 16:10:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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"death. NO WAIT I MEANT CA-"

2012-07-23 16:13:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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"Now this was... Un-ex-pec... -ted..."

2012-07-25 09:03:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462

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That one's easy. "Show me my hands. Useless. Useless."

2012-07-25 13:55:00 Author: Undarivik Posts: 442

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"Fluttershy was always the best pony" (Incidentally, it's also the phrase that kills me)

2012-07-25 20:14:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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http://soonyoullunderstand.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/staab-me.jpg

2012-07-26 17:11:00 Author: SnipySev Posts: 2452

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My spirit is unassailable. My consciousness will merely arise in another body until my great work is done. I will be victorious, even if it takes until the end of time. I will miss you all but I'm certain we will cross paths, perhaps swords, again in another life. It's written in fate.

2012-07-26 17:34:00 Author: Ayneh Posts: 2454

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My spirit is unassailable. My consciousness will merely arise in another body until my great work is done. I will be victorious, even if it takes until the end of ti-AAAAAAAAARGHRHRHFFHFHR- double tap

2012-07-26 20:07:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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Who said I was going to murder you indoors? (http://dundundun.net/) That is the most pointless website I've ever seen. Anyway, my last words would probably be: Do I have to go to school tomooooooorrow?! That's assuming I die in my sleep. On a weekday.

2012-07-27 08:02:00 Author: Kaboosh99 Posts: 359

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"Tell my wife I love her....And Im having an affair with her 20 year old sister" What can I tell you Pays of to be a doctor in the Future

2012-07-28 13:26:00 Author: Awesome_Guy Posts: 167

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"Of course it's safe"

2012-07-28 13:57:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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"The palm reading psychic said my life line is long and prosperous."

2012-07-28 20:12:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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"Duck? Where?"

2012-07-29 00:54:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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And yet I came from the right ...

2012-07-30 20:41:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Hold my drink and watch this.

2012-07-31 01:59:00 Author: bigMoose_ Posts: 183

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"Explosion in: 5...4...3...2...1..."

2012-07-31 14:41:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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It's perfectly safe... See?

2012-07-31 15:15:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

2012-07-31 15:32:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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"Now, when you press this button, it should..."

2012-07-31 22:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"No, the other left"

2012-08-02 19:04:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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"Duck? Where?"I love any varient of this... Such as: "I don't see any du*"

2012-08-02 21:00:00 Author: DreadRandal Posts: 434

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This thread is more silly than serious, so could a mod please move it to the "Forum Games" section?

2012-08-08 21:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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"Gg no re"

2012-08-08 22:12:00 Author: Halfire Posts: 132

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Only somewhat related, but wanted to share. http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/12/waldo.png

2012-08-08 22:25:00 Author: rialrees Posts: 1015

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My only regret is having no regrets.

2012-08-08 22:31:00 Author: Xero Space Posts: 249

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"[Loved one's name] come closer *cough* you'll come to see you needed me more than I ever had need for you... Oh and the cat gets the house" *cough splutter* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

2012-08-09 01:01:00 Author: Zikan Posts: 14

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"So thats what that did."

2012-08-09 03:36:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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"I have to confess: the egg did come before the chicken." "I've done this tons of times before! See?" And on my gravestone: "Respawn in 5...4...3...2...1..."

2012-08-09 15:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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One day, I was walking along the street with Moky when a wild drunk driver appeared. In an act of heroism, to save a swathe of thin air, I step in front of the vehicle and recieve fatal injury to the spleen, that wild, wild spleen. "moky, moky....come here....[calls moky a rude name]" "f** you gaf" Later in the week Moky visits my grave, and reads the headstone. "moky pls"

2012-08-11 13:22:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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SQUIRREL! *Crashes into another plane*

2012-08-12 03:28:00 Author: Wolffy123 Posts: 406

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I'm still alive!

2012-08-12 15:26:00 Author: Kalawishis Posts: 928

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My only regret is that I have none -Bender

2012-08-13 12:38:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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I wonder what that little skull logo means on my drink. EDIT: That could be better ... Look what I found under the sink. It's some blue fluid and it tastes great!

2012-08-13 17:59:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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"97% Water, 3% Assassin"

2012-08-13 20:23:00 Author: Silvantor Posts: 141

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"This sign says: 'Warning: Lava from volcano could flow here.' That's just crazy talk!"

2012-08-13 22:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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