Archive: 21 posts

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Would you live in a world where cats are smarter than man? It would been nice to see that.

2012-07-01 02:59:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Well, if cats were smarter than man, and I was alive, I suppose I would live in a world where cats are smarter than man. But that is inconsequential. Would you live in a world where bananas and pig tongue made a fruit?

2012-07-01 03:05:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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They look cute and whimsical and fluffy, but it's all a ruse. Cats are secretly evil (http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations/). If they ever feel like becoming the superior species, we're all doomed. DOOMED.

2012-07-01 03:40:00 Author: SnipySev Posts: 2452

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I think that when you put two completely different species (or even races) that developed some kind of sapience, eventually one ends up destroying another. Proof is that there used to exist 3 or 4 different races of men, but only Homo sapiens survived. So if cats were intelligent, they would either have dominated us by now or we would have dominated them. In my opinion.

2012-07-01 03:46:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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I've been feeling that cats are getting smarter than human. They are sneakier, they will always attempt to get what they want, and they know names of people and other cats. I knew a cat that will say "bless you" when you sneeze.

2012-07-01 03:53:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Obviously cats are already highly intelligent and would bring us back to how it was in ancient Egypt were it not for their love of string distracting them. Also, apparently spy dogs or something, I don't know. To answer your question, no, I would not. Down with nature, long live man! (I don't care if it makes sense)

2012-07-01 03:57:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787

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if cats were smarter than humans we would live in a world of the movie cats vs dogs.

2012-07-01 05:23:00 Author: Sunbunny23 Posts: 995

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

2012-07-01 10:22:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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Dolphins. Dolphins are smart. Pets...sometimes.

2012-07-01 11:27:00 Author: Sackpapoi Posts: 1195

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One day the cats will take over, and I'll be atop the mountain of refuse laughing at all who didn't believe me.

2012-07-01 12:27:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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Cats have always been smarter than us. They have extremely high levels of dertixty, overpowered senses, and they know they can use their cuteness to turn us into their slaves.

2012-07-02 21:13:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Reddit would be devastated. Or overjoyed. Maybe both.

2012-07-04 22:57:00 Author: Kalawishis Posts: 928

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Reddit would be devastated. Or overjoyed. Maybe both. "Herro hoomanz. all ur baze beelawng 2 us mkay? sirendur teh nip naow, pl0X."

2012-07-04 23:07:00 Author: Sackpapoi Posts: 1195

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can't be that bad. the world would definitely (*probably) be run better than it is now.

2012-07-07 20:56:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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can't be that bad. the world would definitely (*probably) be run better than it is now. Habe you ever read Animal Farm?

2012-07-07 23:02:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Habe you ever read Animal Farm? yeah, but in this world, there's just cats, and I don't know if cats and particularly marxist or not.

2012-07-08 14:49:00 Author: Gavin Posts: 338

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yeah, but in this world, there's just cats, and I don't know if cats and particularly marxist or not. I think they would be more to the right wing.

2012-07-08 15:04:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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[cravendale video] Snap, that was the only reason I came here

2012-07-10 08:44:00 Author: kirbyman62 Posts: 1893

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What inspired me to start this topic? There was a South Park episode where they talk about memes, and there were two memes started by something other than humans. One of them was the "Oh Long Johnson" one, and that one was started by a cat. The cat can talk. Cats are getting smarter.

2012-07-10 18:57:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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Cats are getting smarter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP6EtbdZAeI

2012-07-10 19:19:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP6EtbdZAeI What about the "Oh long Johnson" cat?

2012-07-11 20:35:00 Author: Apple2012 Posts: 1408

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