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Chuck Norris, Nuck Chorris
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| Basically post any Chuch Norris jokes you want, but only up to three at a time (to prevent people from stealing all the jokes). (For those of you who don't know, Chuck Norris is a practically omnipotent person known for his roundhouse kicks.) I'll start. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris can lap himself in a race. Most little kids check their closets for the Boogeyman before going to bed. The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris before going to bed. | 2012-06-28 23:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| fictional nope . | 2012-06-29 01:02:00 Author: Rabid-Coot  Posts: 6728 |
| ^Fixed. Chuck Norris's house doesn't have doors or windows, only walls that he walks through. Chuck Norris had a heart attack. His heart lost. In an emergency, 911 calls Chuck Norris. | 2012-06-29 01:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Chuck Norris won the International Poker Championship with a deck of Pokemon cards. | 2012-06-29 01:25:00 Author: Dragonvarsity  Posts: 5208 |
| LOL, "Fictional." Never seen a Chuck Norris movie or Walker Texas Ranger? Chuck Norris is real my friend and just a few of the things he can do: 1. Chuck Norris has a basement...in his Treehouse! 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris 3. Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with hot butter. Edit: Didn't realize you had fixed that. Oops! | 2012-06-29 02:01:00 Author: biorogue  Posts: 8424 |
| chuck norris uppercut a horse with polka dots on him and a giraffe was invented. chuck norris won a fight when the announcer didn't even say "GO". chuck norris round house kicked me without round house kicking me. | 2012-06-29 08:13:00 Author: Sunbunny23  Posts: 995 |
| When Chuck Norris calls an 800 number, he shakes the phone and money comes out. Chuck Norris went to Hell and put on a sweater. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up. He pushes the world down. | 2012-06-29 16:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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