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What do you think of them? I don't think we had a thread about cats in the past two months.2012-06-08 21:28:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Kittens are nice, but once they adopt that "cattitude" I don't want anything to do with them.

My favorite kind of pet is "somebody elses dog". I can pet it, we can have a blast, then I get to go home and not pick up poo or have vet bills.

(which reminds me... The number of odors which can be considered more foul than cat urine is a mere handful. The only ones that come to mind are petrolium refineries and mass production cattle ranches, maybe chicken processing plants too. )		2012-06-08 23:53:00

Author:
DreadRandal
Posts: 434

What do you think of them? I don't think we had a thread about cats in the past two months.

That's among the shortest OP's I've ever read.		2012-06-08 23:59:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

(which reminds me... The number of odors which can be considered more foul than cat urine is a mere handful.)
The solids are even worse lol. I've spent many a weekend scooping up the neighbour's cat poo out of our garden. Don't want to be doing that on a hot day lol. - I do love cats though. Been on at my other half for about 10 years to get one, but he reckons he's allergic or something.

I take it you've all seen Maru (http://www.youtube.com/user/mugumogu)? <3		2012-06-09 00:14:00

Author:
Kiminski
Posts: 545

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNdcdNm9fY&feature=related2012-06-09 00:40:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

They're nice. They can be affectionate, but like Dread said (lol rhyming), they can get that 'tude. I like fun cats, ones that are annoying.2012-06-09 11:49:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

My one is really timid and hardly comes in the house at all, but I still like her.2012-06-09 15:28:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

That's among the shortest OP's I've ever read.

I saw a 1 word OP once...		2012-06-09 17:24:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklx3j7kgJY2012-06-09 21:16:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

I'm a true cat lover. There's always been at least one cat in my family throughout my 37 year life time, and home wouldn't feel like home without one. I've currently got a 3 year old Bengal who is very soft and cuddly around humans but he's a natural born killing machine to the rest of the animal world. (his frag count averages around 3 rabbits, 4 birds, 7 mice and a toad each week)

Dogs on the other hand, well....they seriously suck. The only good dog is a dead dog IMO.		2012-06-09 23:16:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Q34z5dCmC4M2012-06-09 23:35:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

I'm a true cat lover. There's always been at least one cat in my family throughout my 37 year life time, and home wouldn't feel like home without one. I've currently got a 3 year old Bengal who is very soft and cuddly around humans but he's a natural born killing machine to the rest of the animal world. (his frag count averages around 3 rabbits, 4 birds, 7 mice and a toad each week)

Dogs on the other hand, well....they seriously suck. The only good dog is a dead dog IMO.

Foxes are dog-like animals. I'm only saying that because of your avatar.		2012-06-10 00:59:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Foxes are dog-like animals. I'm only saying that because of your avatar.

I thought it was some kind of raccoon.		2012-06-10 01:05:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Its a Red Panda. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda2012-06-10 01:09:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

Its a Red Panda. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda

I guess that explains the "Can I haz bamboo?" 		2012-06-10 01:43:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Foxes are dog-like animals. I'm only saying that because of your avatar.


Blasphemer! How dare you!! :kz:



Its a Red Panda. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_panda

Well thank god somebody around here knows the difference between a panda and a fox!

Though previously mis-classified as belonging to the raccoon family or the bear family, the red panda is now commonly acknowledged as belonging to it's own unique family known as ailurus.

So no Apple....the red panda (aka: shining cat) is nothing like a dog.		2012-06-10 01:56:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Blasphemer! How dare you!! :kz:




Well thank god somebody around here knows the difference between a panda and a fox!

Though previously mis-classified as belonging to the raccoon family or the bear family, the red panda is now commonly acknowledged as belonging to it's own unique family known as ailurus.

So no Apple....the red panda (aka: shining cat) is nothing like a dog.

It has to be one of them (fox or red panda), but now I know it.		2012-06-10 05:35:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Cat vs. dog - epic!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC0aX78fQFo&feature=related		2012-06-10 06:13:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Can you say sloppy awkward make outs? 2012-06-10 07:24:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

I like all cats, assuming they exist not in picture form with a caption below that mocks their English skills.2012-06-10 11:53:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

Dogs on the other hand, well....they seriously suck. The only good dog is a dead dog IMO.
http://www.memes.at/pics/angry-dark-stare.png
Trololol I'm just JOSHIN (which is a stupid word).
But with me it's opposite. I personally like cats, but down the line my whole family just doesn't seem to like them. I know like ten different relatives that have gotten scratched or bitten and they just have a grudge. My uncle even named his cat "STUPID", after my favorite word when I was five. Stupid's a great cat, but he almost ate an offering to the dead once.		2012-06-10 21:25:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

^ Ok, well maybe I should explain the reasons why I hate dogs

The 3 occasions when I have been bitten by different dogs
The smell
The slobbering
The barking
The groin sniffing		2012-06-10 23:08:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Cats are obviously superior, especially ones which have poptarts for bodies.




Though previously mis-classified as belonging to the raccoon family or the bear family, the red panda is now commonly acknowledged as belonging to it's own unique family known as ailurus.

You mean genus 		2012-06-10 23:16:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

My cats:

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/Corporeal/6adcc1f7.jpg

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/Corporeal/c658787b.jpg		2012-06-11 00:36:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

Laser pointer + cat

or: catnip + cat

or: cat + another cat

or: all of the above

= most entertaining thing EVER.		2012-06-11 02:12:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Laser pointer + cat

or: catnip + cat

or: cat + another cat

or: all of the above

= most entertaining thing EVER.

We do that with our cats too.		2012-06-11 07:47:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

We do that with our cats too.

So I assume.		2012-06-11 16:07:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Laser pointer + cat

or: catnip + cat

or: cat + another cat

or: all of the above

= most entertaining thing EVER.
Are you crazy brave enough? :kz:

Hand + Cat		2012-06-11 23:31:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I'm not a cat.

I am an Iams Cat.		2012-06-12 00:48:00

Author:
AgentBanana
Posts: 511

Are you crazy brave enough? :kz:

Hand + Cat

Both my hands and arms used to be full of scratches before I moved out of my family's house! My cat is a wild little beast though.		2012-06-12 00:51:00

Author:
SnipySev
Posts: 2452

Here's another reason cats are better than dogs. Say you want to go on vacation, do you....

A) put out an extra big little box, big bowl of food and water, and your cat is good for a week by itself
B) pray you can find someone to walk your dog or let him out, feed him ever day (if you give him a week's worth of food, he'll eat it all the moment you leave, then puke it on your carpet), or pay handsomely to put him in a pet hotel for a week.		2012-06-12 01:27:00

Author:
Brannayen
Posts: 438

Score one for dogs, who don't resort to eating you when you die.2012-06-12 06:58:00

Author:
Ironface
Posts: 432

Score one for dogs, who don't resort to eating you when you die.

They totally would.		2012-06-12 08:32:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I changed my mind, I totally despise some cats.
1) They decide to take their morning jogs ALL over the car leaving little footprints on the windshield.
2) For some reason all my friends' cats are spawns of the devil and hate everyone (yes, the owners said it themselves and the cats proved their points).
3) In my old neighborhood cats that were let out would scratch on every tree on every lawn.
4) They're flippin' EVERYWHERE here, and they leave little surprises everywhere and I'm forced to pick them up as a bonus to my daily chores. I'm only supposed to pick up my dog's crud, not the whole neighborhood's cats' crud.
5) There was this one cat that was a total troll and would hop and sleep on any seat at my friends' house before I could sit on it.
6) There were cats all over the place when I went with one of my uncles, and I stepped on one's tail on the stairs and it nearly made me fall.
7) My friend was ambushed by one in the night at a sleepover.
8) They always find new ways to scare the living daylight out of me, hiding in places I would never suspect. Especially when it's dark and their eyes glow.
Yes, most of these are personal experiences with devil-ninja cats. Notice how I said SOME cats, not just "cats" or "all cats", because I know that there are plenty nice cats in the world. Especially those cats who put up with my energetic three year old self, back when I thought they were so cute I could just hug their wittle brains out.

I don't think this should turn into a "cats vs. dogs which is bettur lol" competition, because apple only asked what we thought of them. Also there are loads of people who own dogs and/or cats and probably don't really enjoy some of what they read on here, even if it is simply derping around, so be considerate. Also I personally just don't like when someone says "better", it's just a bad word in my dictionary. :hero:
Derp.		2012-06-12 16:20:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Some cats are strangely behaved. I know some like to eat human food.2012-06-20 00:22:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

Some cats are strangely behaved. I know some like to eat human food.
By "some" I understand "every single one of them". At least them all will ask for human food.		2012-06-20 00:46:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I don't like cats. Never have, and never will.

Kittens are just OK. But the second they're fully grown, HECK NO.

Now dogs, on the other hand... 		2012-06-20 01:02:00

Author:
Frinklebumper
Posts: 941

By "some" I understand "every single one of them". At least them all will ask for human food.

Cats are just some silly creatures, but mostly playful animals.

There is a YouTube video of two cats meowing throughout the entire video.		2012-06-20 21:38:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408

My cat always poops in the bathtub, one time I picked him up when I caught him and he pooped all the way to the backdoor.

No fake story here, I'm not a thanks-junkie, only the truth.		2012-06-22 01:06:00

Author:
X-FROGBOY-X
Posts: 1800

My cat always poops in the bathtub, one time I picked him up when I caught him and he pooped all the way to the backdoor.

No fake story here, I'm not a thanks-junkie, only the truth.

Think that's bad? (Before he got lost) I once saw my cat about to mark his territory in the hall, picked him up, he weed all over me.

EDIT: inappropriate content removed		2012-06-22 01:28:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717

The kitty I adobted last week, her name is lulu C:
http://i49.tinypic.com/25f2jk1.jpg

(i liek kittehz)

That Kitty is flipping adorable 		2012-06-22 04:23:00

Author:
grayspence
Posts: 1990

The kitty I adobted last week, her name is lulu C:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

I have a couple of cats myself, both of them awesome and certainly much better behaved than some of the cats that I've read about in this thread!		2012-06-22 13:19:00

Author:
StevenI
Community Manager
Posts: 420

My cat always poops in the bathtub, one time I picked him up when I caught him and he pooped all the way to the backdoor.

No fake story here, I'm not a thanks-junkie, only the truth.
TROLOLOL! I'm sorry, that was just too awesome. I couldn't help it. That's an unusual one.
Sometimes there are cats in the trees. I really hope they don't decide to bomb me.		2012-06-22 13:37:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

I knew one cat who was very well behaved. She meows a lot, mainly because she's happy. She loves apples and peaches (as food), and you can play fetch with her.

By the way, I found the video. It's called "Kittens and Cats Meowing".		2012-07-11 02:18:00

Author:
Apple2012
Posts: 1408


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