Archive: 19 posts

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In this particular forum game, someone asks a very normal question, and the next person posts an answer that makes it a joke and then posts their own normal question. Example: User #1: What is 3+3+3+3+3+3+3? User #2: A forest. How can the Earth move? User #3: It has open space. .......... I'll start: Where is Greece?

2012-05-30 14:16:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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In a french fry frier. Why did the chicken cross the road?

2012-05-30 21:58:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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What has the weorld come to, where even a chicken crossing a road is suspicously questioned? What's with this thread, doods? :B

2012-05-31 13:32:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581

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I don't know! I'm not a baker! Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

2012-06-27 22:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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On The Signature Line. How Come Bannanas Are Yellow?

2013-05-20 17:57:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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Because all of them feel ill. Where is this keyboard you mentioned?

2013-05-20 22:46:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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On the piano. How can I read minds?

2013-06-16 01:38:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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I got a tattoo on my forehead. Why did my sister die? (IT'S A JOKE, PEOPLE. MY SISTER DIDN'T DIE)

2013-06-16 20:24:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Because she hated peoples' hair color. Did you just see that?

2013-06-17 22:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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No, my see key is broken. Why am I bored?

2013-06-25 18:38:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Because someone turned you into a plank of wood. Can we get a pie for my birthday?

2013-06-25 19:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Only if your birthday is March 14th. Is the cake a lie?

2013-06-26 06:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Sorry, it looked tired. Will you choose something already?

2013-06-26 22:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Fine. Something, I choose you. Can you help me?

2013-06-26 22:57:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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No. Why am I locked out of google? (Joke, people)

2013-07-15 17:34:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309

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You forgot your "keys" in the car. GET IT? 2-WAY PUN! WOO! What is the square root of 65

2013-07-15 18:18:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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If there is one, then 65 must be a weird tree. How is peanut butter made?

2013-07-16 15:59:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Simple, you just throw Rawk in a vat of butter. How do lines get riden?

2013-07-22 19:45:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909

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Simple, you just tell them to get out. What is this "cue card" you speak of?

2013-07-23 23:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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