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Dumb question, Smart answer
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| Basically the mirror opposite of Smart Quest, Dumb Anws. User 1: Why do you keep hitting yourself? User B: I am sorry sir, but I have a disorder that makes me hit myself from time to time. Ok, time to start! What is 2 + 2? | 2012-05-30 02:30:00 Author: TheUltraDeino  Posts: 1274 |
| 6 divided by 2 plus 1. (brilliant idea btw. i thought it was the opposite version at first glance!) why am i tired? | 2012-05-30 02:58:00 Author: Xtrahuman  Posts: 431 |
| It seems you have exceeded the base energy limit your body holds to maintain a feeling of well rested balance leading to a response calling for you to sleep or rest. Why? | 2012-05-30 03:16:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx  Posts: 1787 |
| Because you have nothing to do and need entertainment. What is a "Sun"? | 2012-05-30 12:57:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| A sun is a giant body formed in the inside of a nebula when heat and pressure rise high enough. What is LBP? | 2012-05-30 14:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| LBP is the joining of the 12th, 2nd, and 16th letters of the english alphabet. Why is the sky blue? | 2012-05-30 15:08:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787 |
| The sky is blue because it is reflecting the color of water. THREAD, Y U NO ACTIVE? | 2012-05-31 23:27:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| The thread is inactive because most people don't want to take the time to write out a correct answer and would much rather kill each other for fun with pictures and words. Is this real life? | 2012-06-09 21:17:00 Author: MajorAce626  Posts: 138 |
| Negative. The experience that you are enduring at this very moment is only a figment of your imagination. Why are mazes so easy? | 2012-06-10 04:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Mazes are mostly made for children age of 5. Soup Can? | 2012-06-17 19:57:00 Author: ALEXhatena  Posts: 1110 |
| Affirmative. At this very moment I am desiring a stew originally safekept by an alumin(i)um container. Why do I hate tea? | 2012-06-18 01:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Tea was designed for old english pepole. Heavy, how do I make sandvich? | 2012-06-19 00:42:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110 |
| I make a sandwich firstly by placing two slices of bread on a plate, then laying a slice of deli turkey on one slice, then chopping up some lettuce and covering the turkey with it, then cutting the inner section of a tomato out into a flat cylinder and laying it on top of the lettuce, then slathering the other slice of bread with mayonnaise, and finally putting the mayo-slathered slice of bread on top of the slice of tomato. Voila! A "sandvich"! Who's it? | 2012-06-27 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
The chicken. And I just made a game like this... Anyway, what is the sqaure root of pi? | 2013-02-22 02:30:00 Author: qwerty123456  Posts: 309 |
| Sadly, finding the square root of pi is literally an impossible task. It would require knowledge of every single one of pi's digits, which is not possible thanks to them being infinite. I'm learning about quadratic equations in Algebra. Am I really ever going to use any of this? | 2013-02-22 02:37:00 Author: Ryan86me  Posts: 1909 |
| Yes, through science, sackbots and something complicated involving 42. Space? | 2013-02-22 21:49:00 Author: Protoraptor  Posts: 960 |
| Fact: space does not exist. How does the chicken poo? | 2013-02-25 22:55:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| He simply applies force to his behind area. Do cows go moo? | 2013-03-02 22:10:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| No, they go poo. But they say moo. EDIT: FORGOT ALMOST!!! Where are you? | 2013-04-30 23:31:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| Please merge your posts together. [on topic] I am in my computer room. Do Poptarts fly? | 2013-05-01 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It is impossible for a poptart to fly, as airport security would never allow one to get through. Do I reference MLP too much on this site? | 2013-05-03 14:58:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| My Little Pony is not something many forum users would appreciate you referencing. Do I reference Portal Two much on this site (See what I did there?) | 2013-05-03 19:52:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| No, simply due to the fact that Portal 2 is a spectacular game. H4H? | 2013-05-03 22:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Heart For Heart is a bad practice unfortunately utilised by many LBPers. It is not recommended. space? | 2013-05-04 08:59:00 Author: Protoraptor Posts: 960 |
| Space is the area of other planets and suns outside planet Earth; also known as cosmos, the galaxy, or the universe. If you wish to investigate it, you must make a machine that can travel upwards at least 25,000 mph. I can has cheezburger? | 2013-05-04 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unfortunately, "haz" is not a real word. BUT, if you really want to know, you may obtain a cheeseburger at many fast food joints. Who, what, when, why, how? | 2013-05-25 14:28:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| (AM I doing right?) Sackbots, Cookie, 1942 , because sackbots can't swim, and going throught a void. Oranje juice? | 2013-05-25 16:13:00 Author: cakito123  Posts: 353 |
| I would indeed like some juiced oranges. What the? | 2013-05-25 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I can not give a proper response, as that is an incomplete question. Potato?! | 2013-05-29 12:42:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| No good sir, you may not have a potato for lunch as we don't have more in supply Eye'm the strongest? | 2013-05-29 13:53:00 Author: Patofan  Posts: 1185 |
| You have shown superior strength. Do you like pie? | 2013-05-29 23:43:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Indeed good sir, I enjoy a nice slice of pie from time to time. Gibe moni pls? | 2013-05-30 09:48:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185 |
| Pardon? Pls ad meh as frend? | 2013-06-01 20:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Of course, I shall add you to my list of acquaintances, good sir. If X+2 = Y and X is pie, how tasty is this burger? | 2013-06-05 15:17:00 Author: Patofan Posts: 1185 |
| Well, technically "pi" is a math term representing 3.14159265358979..., so that equation doesn't work. Are fingers made of putty? | 2013-06-05 19:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It is possible to make fake fingers out of putty. If E=MC*2, then MC*2(pi)=PIE, right? Cuz im adding and e? | 2013-06-09 20:20:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| Technically, yes, considering putting two variables next to each other implies multiplication, but it is instead πe. Who farted? | 2013-06-10 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The fellow sitting 3.5 feet behind me. Why am I dumb? | 2013-06-11 04:42:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23  Posts: 568 |
| Because your brain is retarded (literally, "delayed"), and you must have some sort of condition causing this. I can haz Donor?  | 2013-06-11 22:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes. Yes it is possible. Probably. Where do we go? (Nobody knows!) [<10 Alex points for getting the reference.] | 2013-06-12 03:15:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110 |
| Let us go back to our safe and protected house! Well? | 2013-06-13 20:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, sire, I am indeed feeling well, thank you. Wheares mah paeehhnut beutter? | 2013-06-16 21:13:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| Your butter made of peanuts is in the cabinet, coincidentally near the jelly. YUNO DONOR? | 2013-06-17 22:20:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I have allergies that could be harmful to others. Does this color make me look fat? | 2013-06-19 17:29:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| Yes, good sir, that color of clothing does, indeed, make you appear overweight. This is due to your clothing being of the color red, of which the mind perceives to be larger. Is yo mama's name Bill Cosby? | 2013-06-25 17:49:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| Negative. Bill is a male name. Can I eat pizza? | 2013-06-25 19:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, sir. This action could potentionally lower your state of health.o If up is down and left is right, am I your mother? | 2013-06-26 17:17:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| That, sir, is a logical fallacy. (child to parent) What store did you buy me from? | 2013-06-26 22:54:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I did not buy you from a store. Every one knows I aquired you at an orphanage. Child:  Where's the leak ma'am? | 2013-06-26 23:55:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| Well, as you can see, this pipe which would ordinarily carry the dirty sink water to be filtered is now broken! Am I a pirate? | 2013-06-28 23:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, sir, you are but a deranged man, sitting in the corner of your assigned room at C|2A7_Y Mental Institution. is my shift key broken? | 2013-07-11 02:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| INDEED IT IS BROKEN, MY GOOD SIR. Can I be a tiger when I grow up? | 2013-07-11 20:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, as this would require a transformation of species. Is my mother male? | 2013-07-12 06:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| No, unless she underwent a gender change, in that case, yes, but then I doubt the fact (s)he would still be proclaimed as your mother, unless you had the unusual urge to still call your guardian of the opposite gender as to the normal alias. I also find it quite unusual you were asking that conundrum, asking me, at that, when you were in a perfectly fine condition to message, and if you object, I may point out, if I may, that you perfectly typed your conundrum, hence, no further denial of no contact whatsoever. What did I just say? | 2013-07-12 20:06:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| You, sir, explained to me quite kindly the origin of my mother's gender. Can I use the potty now? | 2013-07-12 20:46:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| You can, but the real question is, MAY you? Well, May you? | 2013-07-12 20:47:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| No, you may not. After 20 minutes you'll say that it isn't coming out, & that irritates mommy sweetie, SO QUIT ASKING! Why am I gopher?  | 2013-07-12 23:55:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568 |
| Because your order, family, genus, and species have recently changed. Whodunnit? | 2013-07-15 16:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I believe the proper question is "Who did it" or "Who has done it", not your silly gibberish. And no, I do not know Who Has Done It. IS HE A GIRL? | 2013-07-15 18:34:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| That would be physically impossible, to no. Cookie? | 2013-07-16 16:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm afraid I am all out of cookies, unless you're okay with oatmeal raisin, in which case you are a horrible person. Can I have all of Rawk's peanuts? | 2013-07-22 19:41:00 Author: Ryan86me Posts: 1909 |
| Sorry, but he has a peanut plantation. Every time a peanut is picked, a new one grows. Therefore, unless you want to stay in his plantation forever, you will not get to have all his peanuts. Ooh, shiny? | 2013-07-23 23:04:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I am afraid I'm not sure what you are referring to. Could you please revise your question to include the object that you are questioning it's level of "shine"? OTHER BRONIES?!?!??!??!?!11 /)( AH WANT MO PONNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS | 2013-11-18 03:50:00 Author: qwerty123456 Posts: 309 |
| If I'm correct, which I always am, ponies are for little girls. You, my good sir, are not a little girl. Rawk, y u nu luv me? | 2014-03-10 03:01:00 Author: DawnBreaker_23 Posts: 568 |
| The person you are referring to as "Rawk" doesn't feel romantic or erotic attraction towards you, due to you being merely a data ghost, pixels on screen, for him. To win his affections, you'd need to meet him up in real life before you could even compete with the female attention he is getting from Disney princesses. If plural of tooth is teeth and plural of foot is feet, then why isn't plural of boot beet? | 2014-03-13 23:19:00 Author: FreeAim  Posts: 2462 |
| Because, although the definition for "boot" is a piece of footwear, the definition for "beet" is a red vegetable, unlike the other pairs of words, whose definitions were identical except for quantity. I can haz cheezburger? :3 | 2014-06-01 01:56:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, not until you learn proper spelling, grammar, and diction. Why? | 2014-06-01 17:37:00 Author: xxMATEOSxx Posts: 1787 |
| Excellent question, first the seeds of life are planted. Secondly the tree of life grows. Thirdly the apples grow. Lastly the Apples are taken and placed into baskets. The strongest are used to grow new trees the weakest are respected. What would an Apple doodle on a pear while it was Bannana an Orange? | 2014-06-01 22:14:00 Author: Shooter0898  Posts: 996 |
| Excellent question, first the seeds of life are planted. Secondly the tree of life grows. Thirdly the apples grow. Lastly the Apples are taken and placed into baskets. The strongest are used to grow new trees the weakest are respected. What would an Apple doodle on a pear while it was Bannana an Orange? Yo dis was smart answers not scientology. | 2014-06-01 23:29:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| (Since FreeAim interrupted the game, I'm going off Shooter.) A fruit basket. Mommy, duzzit rain wen peepel r sad? | 2014-06-07 21:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It never rains when people are sad because nobody is ever sad. This question is invalid. Bananas: Fruit or Bean? | 2014-06-20 20:26:00 Author: theonlybub  Posts: 690 |
| Bananas are fruits, although, through selective breeding commercial bananas are sterile and the seeds are very small. They are also herbaceous plants (as the 'trees' do not contain any 'wood' tissue) meaning they are both fruit and herbs. How you do talk Yoda like? | 2014-06-22 17:37:00 Author: wally-217  Posts: 521 |
| I don't that's the whole issue with Yoda.... Nobody in the entire universe does talk like him and half the population doesn't even understand him. Is this real life? | 2014-06-23 06:29:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| No, this is an internet forum where users are connected via electronic and wireless signals. The internet is an intangible medium which is situated within 'real life', but in itself, is not real life as real life is the umbrella term for all aspects of reality, of which the internet is an aspect. Do Australians really walk upside-down? | 2014-06-23 17:31:00 Author: wally-217 Posts: 521 |
| Upside down is a relative term to your spatial positioning— what is upside down to you would be right side up were you to rotate yourself 180? along the plane of the x and y axes. If you were to do so around the semicircumference of the earth, you yourself would also be walking upside down relative to your initial location. If work at school is schoolwork and work at home is homework, is work at work work work? | 2014-06-23 18:07:00 Author: Tynz21  Posts: 544 |
| Your grammar is incorrect and your lexicological ability unchallenged in terms of humourous quality. I'm afraid I have to decline the option of 'work work work' due to the tautology-based oxymoron that permeates your question. If Vikings, why not Viqueens? | 2014-06-24 22:24:00 Author: The11thWheatley  Posts: 230 |
| Back in the days of the Vikings, both men and women roamed the land in unity. Both man and woman would go about their Viking business, but the term Viking however is the term for both men and women scandinavian pirates. The term Viqueen will never catch on and I do believe there is no hope in this terminology. If your right hand is white and your left hand is black, what color is your face? | 2014-06-26 01:36:00 Author: theonlybub Posts: 690 |
| It depends on the mood and the temperature of your surroundings. The color varies from white to purple. Why are many animals eating leaves even though they taste awful? | 2014-09-23 09:24:00 Author: StarrKable  Posts: 196 |
| Because it's a natural way of life, see normally there aren't berries in the wild so the poor animals have to eat up whatever they can to SURVIVE. Why do I like bumping threads? | 2014-11-02 18:56:00 Author: ChrisUbi  Posts: 22 |
| Because it's a natural way of life, see normally there aren't berries in the wild so the poor animals have to eat up whatever they can to SURVIVE. Why do I like bumping threads? It's psychological, it developed from a childhood memory resulting in responses that affect your thoughts and opinions on the subject. Likely a situation where you posted a relatively large character post and through server and client problems resulted in an error deleting any trace of the post. It may have happened multiple times. Why do overcooked waffles taste like prawn cocktail crisps? | 2014-11-02 19:04:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| That may be your perception, but others have different opinions. I find them quite delicious, to be honest, but to each his own, I guess. Can I have a driiiiiiiiiiink? | 2014-11-07 23:15:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sorry, we only have high-calorie juice. And with your calorie intake so far, I'd suggest you go somewhere else. Anagram? | 2014-12-14 23:54:00 Author: eyepet2002  Posts: 40 |
| Sorry, we only have high-calorie juice. And with your calorie intake so far, I'd suggest you go somewhere else. Anagram? By definition: 'A word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as cinema, formed from iceman.' Can you define, define define? | 2014-12-15 01:13:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| Defining the word defining the defining is defined as defining defining's defining. Am I real? | 2015-02-24 17:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo  Posts: 11336 |
| If a thought lead you to ask your question, then yes, you are real. Wait, what was the difference between pugs and mugs again? | 2015-02-24 20:51:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| You see, "pugs" are dogs with wrinkly, short muzzled faces and curled tails, whereas "mugs" are drinking vessels, usually made of porcelain or glass and made with handles. Is ball love? Is ball life? | 2015-02-24 22:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Ball is a lifeless object with no feelings like love. What is a rock? | 2015-02-25 14:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Ball is a lifeless object with no feelings like love. What is a rock? Contributing to above post. In a theory called 'The Problem Of The Mind', its said that humans can't know if a rock or a tree has awareness or any form of consciousness because we are not them, we cannot be them, and see through them. Just something to think about. While you're at it, you may find it interesting to read ' The Problem Of Other Minds', I'm a real skeptic about this one. Onwards: A rock is an inanimate (by definition 'showing no signs of life&apos  object, it can be shaped oddly with many faces, vertices, and faces. Though it may not have life it can carry life for example Earth, or a rock from another planet that contains bacteria or another form of life. It can be made from many materials that exist in the universe, and there are too many variables to discuss. That story, is for another post...Why is it so difficult to think of a question? | 2015-02-25 17:13:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| Because your mind must make it sound like a question and if your mind is tired it will take some time. That's why humans sleep, because brains needs rest and muscles needs relaxing for at least 8 hours each night. Why am I running against the walls? | 2015-02-25 17:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because you have consumed too much glucose in your diet, which led to a temporary hyperactivity. You mad bro? | 2015-02-25 23:07:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Once when I'm aggressive and having adrenaline in my blood while being biologically your brother, then I would be your mad brother. Why do these people keep dying when I shoot them? | 2015-02-26 23:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because the velocity at which the bullet is traveling has a speed significant enough to fatally wound your targets. Is mayonnaise an instrument? | 2015-02-26 23:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It wouldn't be a melodic instrument because you can't play any notes with it. It could be a Sound Effect in some song, when you throw mayonnaise at the wall, making it's beautiful noise. But it's not an actual instrument at all. It's food. Is the truth out there? | 2015-02-27 08:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| If you search hard enough, I am sure you will arrive to a suitable conclusion which can be labelled as the "truth". I don't like clothes, so why should I wear them? | 2015-02-27 23:41:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf  Posts: 131 |
| Because clothing is vital for a society; without it, anyone could *CENSORED, as I can't think of an appropriate way to describe this* Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? | 2015-02-28 00:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| His (Goku) power level is translated to 9000, but it's really 8000 in the original version. It has been translated to 8000 only in Germany, and everybody thought that it was a mistake. Why are you carrying a jar of dirt with you? | 2015-02-28 12:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm growing a very rare, exotic plant which requires constant care in order to survive and grow. Where's my potato? | 2015-02-28 14:51:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131 |
| Your potato is growing in the garden. Be sure to remove its eyes before preparing it. Do you want some puffed wheat? | 2015-02-28 17:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Your potato is growing in the garden. Be sure to remove its eyes before preparing it. Do you want some puffed wheat? No thanks, that's best left for when you go to the cinemas/movies. Can you convert 203899719639040 terabytes into bytes without using a calculator? (There's only one right answer!) | 2015-02-28 17:27:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| 203899719639040000000000000. My level of mental math is beyond most humans I am familiar with. *puffing* What was my time? | 2015-02-28 21:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| When I was making this post it was 16 minutes. What is love? | 2015-02-28 21:57:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Love is the most spectacular,indescribable, deep euphoric feeling for someone. Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete. Make me a taco? | 2015-02-28 22:59:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131 |
| There are insufficient resources to make a satisfying Mexican taco. Apologies have to be addressed. So, do you not just love Shia LaBeouf? | 2015-03-01 00:18:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I had previously been unacquainted with this man, so I searched for him on Google. He appears to be most famous to be the main character in Even Stevens, a show that I do not watch, so I cannot love him. I dunno, what do you wanna do today? | 2015-03-01 01:08:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I had previously been unacquainted with this man, so I searched for him on Google. He appears to be most famous to be the main character in Even Stevens, a show that I do not watch, so I cannot love him. I dunno, what do you wanna do today? My wantings-to-do usually change depending on my boredom levels, today I just want to play video games. What are the coordinates of Earth in the universe in Alien format? | 2015-03-01 08:48:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| Information is unknown right now, because humans haven't met a single alien for interrogation. Why are you crawling on the ground? | 2015-03-01 16:27:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Information is unknown right now, because humans haven't met a single alien for interrogation. Why are you crawling on the ground? I slipped on a banana peel that was suspiciously place on the floor, I don't even like bananas. Upon contact with the floorboards I broke my back, the impact and height at which I fell then caused my appendix to rupture. Since I'm dying and completely incapable of moving my legs I'm trying to crawl to the telephone. Please I'm in agony so can you call an ambulance and stop mocking me with your darn questions?! Can't you feel my pain?! Simply why? PS. We are not alone! | 2015-03-01 20:13:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| Because I adore the taste of chocolate chips. A man has his opinions, and one of mine is that chocolate chips taste awesome. Take me to your leader? | 2015-03-01 21:34:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm sorry, but you must ask the audience for 1 week so you can meet my leader. Why we are sneaking into this enemy base? | 2015-03-01 22:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| For the simple reason that he had stolen my delicious baked goods, and I needed them for my bake sale. Are we there yet? | 2015-03-01 22:38:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We'll get there when we get there. Why am I so hungry? | 2015-03-01 23:49:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131 |
| Your body is feeling the need for food because it has not eaten any for a few hours. Trust me, after this show ends we'll go to a fancy restaurant and satisfy your appetite. Clams? | 2015-03-02 03:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The word "clam" can have multiple meanings depending on the context it is mentioned in. The most common understanding of the word "clam" is as a marine bivalve mollusk with shells of equal size. It is also used in the US as slang for "dollar". I could go on for much longer explaining each and every definition of the word clam, but I shan't. I am unclear on the context in which you are using the word "clam", therefore I cannot properly respond to your query. Why is L1N3R1D3R so cool? | 2015-03-02 17:12:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131 |
| The room temperature isn't too hot or cold but just breezy enough to keep their body temperature cool. How many characters are in this threads ULR? | 2015-03-02 17:44:00 Author: SEWO97 Posts: 637 |
| https://lbpcentral.lbp-hub.com/index.php?t=70938-Dumb-question-Smart-answer&p=1209683#post1209683 = 60 letter characters. Why I can't stop thinking about her!? | 2015-03-02 21:41:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because her appearance won you over, and while you're spending all your time trying to push it aside, the metaphorical balloon of love is only growing larger. If you want the balloon to go away, pop it with the pins of hate. What did I just say? (Yes, that is my question.) | 2015-03-03 00:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You explained the thin line between love and hate. How do I approach her? | 2015-03-04 09:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You smoothly walk up to her, and start with some small talk. Focus only on her unless she focuses on something else, too. When the time is opportune, ask her if she wants to go on a date, and she should accept! Why you ask dating questions? | 2015-03-04 13:44:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because loneliness is the only language everyone can understand. Because loneliness is inside his head. Loneliness lives among the dead. Loneliness sees you in your bed an eats you while you're sleeping. Loneliness sings when all is lost. Loneliness takes all those he's crossed. Loneliness wins and all it cost, the hero's heart he's keeping. LONELINESS WAITS AT THE END OF THE WORLD FOR LONELINESS IS THE END OF THE WORLD ... ... ... Ahem. Why don't you just talk to whoever he/she is? | 2015-03-04 14:39:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I get nervous and I might spoil everything up if I open my mouth and say something stupid. How do I kidnap a person? | 2015-03-04 17:22:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You should not kidnap a person, for there is only one country where it isn't against the government's laws to do so (which is incidentally because the government there practices that activity as a hobby) and odds are that if you are in that country, you wouldn't be on the internet right now. If you really go through with this, having a supply of duct tape, rope, a wooden chair and an abandoned barn is a positive starting point. While kidnapping the person, you should attack somewhere she or he is on the open, but there aren't many people around, while being able to secure yourself a good getaway. Ideally a parking lot at night works well. For transport, trunk of a car is an oldie, but a goodie. Just make sure the car's trunk can't be opened from the inside. You should also keep the person supplied, while denying them something to prevent them from getting Stockholm syndrome, unless that is what you want. The other option is to write fan fiction, which is theoretically the same, but you aren't actually committing a crime, as long as you're not selling the "art" produced this way. How do I know if I can trust ANYONE?!?! | 2015-03-04 21:29:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Confucius says, "If a man possesses the name of FreeAim, / He'll certainly put your requests to shame." Umm...please explain? | 2015-03-04 23:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| "Explain" means to use words to try and make someone understand something. I am unclear on what you would like me to explain, therefore I cannot respond. Where do all of FreeAim's good looks come from? | 2015-03-05 04:15:00 Author: ShadowArcticWolf Posts: 131 |
| It can be genetics or lot's of make-ups, plastic surgeries and glitter. What the heck are you doing in my house!?!? | 2015-03-05 21:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I was merely looking for a restroom, as all of the ones in my abode are currently occupied. Why is it called a "Drive-Thru" if you have to stop? | 2015-03-05 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Positive. The name of the location doesn't implicate the motion. What are the opposites of these words: Always coming from take me down ??? | 2015-03-06 20:22:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Never going to give you up. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-baqmxAt8YHg/UMRuNx6uNdI/AAAAAAAAD1s/TzmvfnYyP8E/s1600/rick-astely.gif Why you are eating rocks from my yard? | 2015-03-06 23:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because rocks are a great source of all the essential minerals needed in a day's diet. ?sdrawkcab kaeps uoy naC | 2015-03-07 02:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because rocks are a great source of all the essential minerals needed in a day's diet. ?sdrawkcab kaeps uoy naC .drah oot s'ti segaugnal rehto htiW .eugnot rehtom ym ni ylnO What what's the difference between ponies and superheroes?! | 2015-03-07 09:06:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Ponies exists, superheroes don't. But if we except that there are super heroes out there, then here is the full difference: ponies are animal mammals which follow their instincts and they have nothing special powers or anything. They try to produce children and survive in the nature or with their master human. While superheroes are often human, they have unnatural powers which they use to save normal civilians and they have a knowledge of what is right and wrong. And they usually have 6th sense so they knows when someone is in trouble. Why are we in the middle of a desert? | 2015-03-07 10:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Because we are sackpeople stuck in the Canyons level of LittleBigPlanet 1. It is quite entertaining, am I wrong? YDOYOUDODIS? | 2015-08-14 19:18:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because it's my job and I need the money to buy food so I can survive. What are you doing down there!? | 2015-08-17 05:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I am merely playing the child's game of Hide and Seek, and since I am not the seeker, I must hide from him. Unfortunately, since you seem to be the seeker, I have failed at my task. H4H PLS??????? | 2015-08-17 17:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I'm sorry, but I wan't to heart the creators which I like, not the creators who asks for a heart. A keyblade!? | 2015-08-17 19:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| There is no keyblade, as you're playing Xenoblade Chronicles, not Kingdom Hearts. Do you wanna build a snowman? | 2015-08-18 00:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, but there ain't snow anywhere. Thus I want to, but I can not. Why do you follow me? | 2015-08-18 11:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I follow you because I am very interested in your clothing. It looks spectacular, wouldn't you say? "After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?" ~Steven Wright | 2015-08-18 16:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| General goods and other stuff which has some use, in good or bad intentions. Why do I live? | 2015-08-18 17:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You live because your mother and father met each other, loved each other, and then did something I will not go into detail about. Your mother then got pregnant and 9 months later bore you at a hospital. Question? | 2015-08-19 16:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, actually. This whole mission is a suicide, right? Why on earth I should go there, alone, inside the enemy base? I only have 1 rifle and there is at least 3 million soldiers, killer robots, respawning mobs, traps, many bosses and 1 last boss. You except me to collect points from each hit and gold which I find along the way. And for what? So I can be at the top of the high scores? HOW ABOUT NO!? Are you dead? | 2015-08-19 19:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Considering I am here to answer your question, the answer is no, I am not dead. Whodunnit? | 2015-08-19 19:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Whodunnit? is a murder mystery reality competition television series broadcast on ABC. The series premiered on June 23, 2013, and concluded its first season on August 18, 2013. The series is hosted by Gildart Jackson, who plays the mansion's butler, Giles. (Ok, wow.) What do you do now? | 2015-08-19 19:56:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Well, I will choose to go further into the path rather than return, so I will flip to page 29. What is love? | 2015-08-19 23:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Love is a sweet emotion you feel towards a special someone or something. You always think about that certain someone/something, never want to be apart from him/her/it and you want to spend the rest of your life with him/her/it. There's a thin line between love and hate, and love can be easily shattered, yet it is said to be one of the strongest emotions ever. Baby, don't hurt me? | 2015-08-20 01:15:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| First of all, I am not an infant. Secondly, I haven't a weapon with which to hurt you. ICANHAZCHEEZBURGER? | 2015-08-20 01:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Please calm down, sir. Your cheeseburger will be ready soon enough. Why am I so heavy now? | 2015-08-20 02:01:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| You probably forgot since you were intoxicated, but you consumed two whole pizzas with a side of breadsticks. Don't believe me? | 2015-08-20 03:32:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| If there are no other eye witnesses or pictures from it then no, I don't believe you. Why are you breaking my pots!? | 2015-08-20 11:09:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I am merely an elf boy who is invading your house because in a certain video game that is considered okay. Where? | 2015-08-20 16:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Up the stairs! Don't let him get away! You remembered to take the parachute? | 2015-08-20 20:50:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Of course I did. We're going skydiving, I wouldn't dare pettishly risk our lives like that! Ooh, shiny? | 2015-08-20 22:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It sure is shiny, but that's a piece of broken mirror. Be careful with it! Water...? | 2015-08-20 22:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yes, it is H2O. It makes up over 70% of our body and over 75% of the Earth's surface. You want a lemon snow cone? | 2015-08-21 00:39:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, thank you. Last time when I was having something to do with a lemon my eyes almost melt away. You wanna pick up a fight or what? | 2015-08-21 10:43:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, I would prefer not to get my hands dirty in a tussle. I'd rather be rational about this. Turn down for what? | 2015-08-21 15:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| THE BASS! TURN IT DOWN! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! My friend, do you fly away now? | 2015-08-21 20:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, my dear comrade, for I haven't wings. If I were a bird, that would be an appropriate question, though that would lead to my inability to answer. Does pizza grow on trees? | 2015-08-22 16:01:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No. But I certainly wish that they would. A pizza is made by batter, tomato sauce and lots of delicious spices and ingredients. Even thinking of pizza makes me want to eat one. If my stomach didn't have bottom, I would eat pizzas all day. You want milk with that? | 2015-08-22 21:04:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I would not like milk with that because my meal has an abundance of dairy already. Instead, I would prefer soda. Illuminati confirmed? | 2015-08-23 00:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Illuminati is kind of a fiction. People believes that there's a group of members behind the scenes of the world, and are really the ones who controls everything and I-i am not definitely n-not being threatened to w-write this. Why are you walking through walls? | 2015-08-23 09:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| *from elsewhere in the room* That's not me, that's an animated hologram of my body. As it is merely light, it can give the illusion of me going through walls. If you see my actual body going through walls, you may be hallucinating. If boats are goats and I ate three slices of pizza on Thursday, what's the color of your socks on June 23, 2037? | 2015-08-23 18:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sir, you calculations doesn't make sense or then you must be a genius. Either way, let me just call to the mental hospital. To be or not to be? | 2015-08-23 21:23:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I do not know why this thread is called "Dumb question, smart answer" with such an intelligent question. Is friendship magic? | 2015-08-23 22:14:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes. If magic existed then friendship is it. The special feeling of having a friendship towards certain people is something which you would want for your life. Uh, like, now? | 2015-08-23 22:21:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, we can't go to Disneyland quite yet. Are you sure you have sunscreen, sunglasses, and an empty bladder? Who let the dogs out? | 2015-08-23 22:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I don't know, but you should check from the security cameras. They records every movement near the kennels. Where's he hiding? | 2015-08-23 22:59:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We're playing Hide & Seek, so he must be hiding somewhere in this park unless he broke the rules. You wanna 1v1 me, mate? | 2015-08-24 02:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I would not like to. I may hurt you so badly that I would need to call for the ambulance. But if this is a chess challenge then I will accept it. Wanna know how I got these scars? | 2015-08-24 08:07:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm not particularly interested. I could probably imagine it for myself, thank you very much. Dad, are you space? | 2015-08-24 16:21:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I am not your dad. Or then my girlfriend is hiding something. Anyways space is the place where are planets, universes and galaxies. No dad is space. Nobody can't be a location. Do you smell that? | 2015-08-24 17:00:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yes, I do. It smells very awful, and whatever the source is must be removed from the premises immediately! Do i hvae god Engihs? | 2015-08-24 22:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Bretteh thin mi anweis, juu shold bi praad aboot id. Any last words? | 2015-08-25 11:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| To conclude, my actions were justified in every way and I do not deserve the death punishment. I will stand by those words to the end of time! Is rain God crying? | 2015-08-25 16:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Rain is a simple natural event and god doesn't decide when it's raining. Yet some believes in it so I let them believe. Why all the hate? | 2015-08-25 18:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I simply disagree with your point of view and wish to justify my side of the issue. Why you mad, bro? | 2015-08-25 19:50:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I am just disappointed, brother. I trusted you but you failed me. Give me your extra resources? | 2015-08-25 20:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| As you are my teammate, I am more than willing to lend you surplus resources for our benefits. Are we there yet? | 2015-08-26 00:28:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We have just begun! The city is still far away to the north from here. We will make it in 3 weeks... if we hurry. What is that thing!? | 2015-08-26 03:14:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It is a banded garden spider, or Argiope trifasciata. Don't worry: as long as you don't bother it, it won't bother you. How do I jump? | 2015-08-26 15:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| You crouch a little then push the earth beneath you with your legs so you will float in the air, but gravity pulls you back. Where is your bedroom key? | 2015-08-26 15:47:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I must ask you why you need access to my bedroom. If it's to get something, just tell me what it is and I'll get it for you. Is there an officer, problem? | 2015-08-26 16:52:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Sir, I'm afraid that we need to take you home from here. You don't have seatbelt, drove over over 150km/h and you kept shouting: I'm an airship, wrooooooooaaaaaaammmmm! I pressed that red button. What does it do? | 2015-08-27 10:12:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Did you not read the warnings next to it?!? The red button is an emergency button and instantly ejects us into outer spa-- Where you at? | 2015-08-27 15:31:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Behind you. This is a boss area and I am the boss. You can't escape now. You have to win me or the game is over. Ultimate skill!? | 2015-08-27 16:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, you don't have ultimate skill. You just so happened to perform a cool combo, but you are not perfect at the character. What's 2+2? | 2015-08-27 18:55:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It's 4 mathematically. Or if you draw number 2 and another number 2 beside it, it becomes 22. What secret? | 2015-08-27 19:42:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Oh, we merely have a secret that we enjoy saying about you. Seeing that it's a secret, I can't share it with you. Pizza? | 2015-08-27 22:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, please. My slaves haven't eaten in 2 days and 4 hours. Illegal? | 2015-08-28 10:31:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yes, sir. You were driving 20 km/h over the speed limit, which means you were speeding. Wombo combo? | 2015-08-28 18:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes. But you hit your head hard and don't remember it because me and my teammate attacked you with it. I broke that lever. Surely it wasn't important, right? | 2015-08-29 09:16:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, it's not important at the moment, as we haven't yet wired it up to anything. It's a mild inconvenience, but nothing to cry over. Are we in Kansas yet? | 2015-08-30 21:19:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No. We are in the south-pole. We will not be there in a long time. Now take this camera and take some photos from penguins. I can fly!? | 2015-08-31 00:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, as a separate entity from a flotation device you can not fly. Your arm bones are not adapted for such usage. Pony? | 2015-08-31 02:03:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, sir. That's a horse. A pony is shorter and smaller. Over nine thousand!? | 2015-08-31 08:10:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, you're reading it upside-down. It's actually only 1006. Play my lvl pls?!?!? | 2015-09-04 23:57:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I can not! It's locked! And I can't find the key! Metal Gear?! | 2015-09-05 19:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Nah. Snake didn't fit in with Smash Bros, so he's probably not returning. Who are you? | 2015-09-06 21:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| What? Who're you? Who, me? I'm Magerold, who else? What? Have a look at my wares. I'm mainly a treasure hunter, you see. I'm only a merchant on the side. I roam about, looking for a find, following my instincts. I don't care what a thing is worth. What matters is whether it grabs me. Do I enjoy what I do? Well…That's a good question. But I suppose I must, I…I've been doing it for ages. http://darksouls2-fr.wiki.fextralife.com/file/view/dark-souls-2-magerold.png/516179960/dark-souls-2-magerold.png You've quite unusual taste, don't you? | 2015-09-07 13:49:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, I simply prefer a different style of music. I'm not crazy, and there are some people in the world who would agree. 1v1 no items final destination??? | 2015-09-07 19:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes. This is the perfect way to settle this! No mana!? | 2015-09-07 20:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm sorry, but you don't have infinite mana. You just used all of yours in that super move. Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs? | 2015-09-08 03:06:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I can feel the doom! I only earned 1000$ in this hour! "Only available by buying the DLC"? | 2015-09-08 11:46:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| This is downloadable content. To unlock it, you must pay a price which accounts for our efforts to produce it. PLANES?!? | 2015-09-10 14:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Aye! Those machine birds of the skies! I have always traveled the world with planes! If the plane is falling down then don't panic, just put on the seat belt! Pirates!? | 2015-09-11 10:51:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Don't be so rude, Jimmy! They're our relatives who sailed in from Portugal. Do midgets have night vision? | 2015-09-16 02:24:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No. They are people like us so they don't have any special abilities except for being short. What are you two doing in my bedroom!? | 2015-09-16 16:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| We were merely redecorating it, but we became weary, so we decided to rest. Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing? | 2015-09-17 14:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Please don't call me a miss, I'm a pretty man. And please go out and breathe some fresh air, your face is green. i'M tRiPpInG aLl OvEr!? | 2015-09-18 18:03:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| Yes, you are. I think you ingested too much marijuana recently. Smoke weed every day? | 2015-09-18 23:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Why not? This week is our first vacation! --------------------- Whoa, who's that!? https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_lcMoUQkTU4/U_u4J5BkroI/AAAAAAAAAAw/0wk_uy-fhzk/snoopswagg.gif-----------------------------------------------------:hero: Sup!? Just follow the dang train!? | 2015-09-19 09:55:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, because I'm a car, and I would be breaking the law. Do you like waffles? | 2015-09-19 20:17:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, sir. They tastes like plastic. I would like an ice cream, thank you. Why are you so tall now? | 2015-09-20 17:28:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| It's been several years since we've met, and it's only a couple of inches. Do you even lift, bro? | 2015-09-20 19:23:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I can't. I have been busy with high school and with my relationship. Alpha, do you answer? | 2015-09-20 20:39:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't feel like it at the moment, you're asking me too many questions. WHAT? | 2015-09-20 22:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I SAID SHUT DOWN THE MACHINE! YOU HAVE DESTROYED 5 SKYSCRAPERS ALREADY! Why it's so quiet? | 2015-09-21 15:45:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I don't know why it's so quiet. We were just talking maturely, but someone started this "joke". What happened to me? | 2015-09-22 00:45:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Calm down. Nothing has happened to you. Your text size is just way too big. You played 2 hours to die like this? | 2015-09-24 10:13:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I'm sorry it happened like that! I couldn't kill their three people who surrounded me at once. Confused? | 2015-09-24 23:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, my pokemon hit itself during confusion and fainted. They aren't behind me, right? | 2015-09-25 08:32:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No. Stop obsessing over the ex-bullies, they've outgrown that! Aah! Help? (Hopefully someone gets the reference...) | 2015-09-26 05:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Well that's what I have been doing all along! Stop shouting! I get nothing... An undead mission? | 2015-09-28 00:18:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No. My missions are very much alive. Answer? | 2015-09-28 01:22:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Omega to Alpha Zero, do you hear me? Waiting for further commandments. Over. Metal Gear? | 2015-09-28 14:37:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I've already told you, Snake doesn't have a chance of returning to Smash Bros. Puppy, please? | 2015-09-29 03:05:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| We sell kittens in this store! Get out! This is Snake. Do you read me, Otacon? | 2015-09-29 19:06:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, I do not read you. You rolled in, but I prepared my smash attack for if you teched in place. Do you want an apple? | 2015-10-05 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, it's poisoned. I can hear tragic music when you are offering it to me. Want some more!? | 2015-10-05 11:33:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No, I've certainly had enough drinks for the night. Whodunnit? | 2015-10-11 01:13:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Not me, I don't usually just go and kill random people inside mansions. Be my bestman? | 2015-10-13 17:19:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| No...thanks. I don't know you well enough. Marry me pls? | 2015-10-17 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| No, I don't know who you are and I do not love you. Be my father? | 2015-10-19 06:52:00 Author: TenebrisNemo Posts: 11336 |
| I cannot be your father by any logical means, for we do not share the same DNA nor chromosomal attributes that would make us related by any means biologically. Bees? | 2015-10-22 06:40:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| I am not interested in bees, as I do not want to deal with the consequences of being stung. Are puns actually funny? | 2015-10-23 03:36:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Statistically, yes. But the bad ones do kill people. How does this forum game work? had to be dumb. | 2015-11-06 03:03:00 Author: thaia2013  Posts: 111 |
| You must post a dumb question, and then the person smartly answers it and then posts their own dumb question. You seem to have understood the gist of it. Are unicorns real? | 2015-11-06 04:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Unicorns were created by the collective imagination of ancient Greek scientist, who believed they were, in fact, Indian creatures by origin. However, there have been other records of possible origins, so it is impossible to determine who is responsible for the myth. However, when questioning the reality of such an exquisite creature, it has to be considered that every truth, is in fact, subjective. What is reality made of? How is separated from the unreal? Questions such as these leave little doubt, that the existence of unicorns is subjective to the mind of the questioning. Who would win in a battle between cavemen and astronauts? | 2015-11-06 15:05:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Most likely astronauts. Since they are leagues more advanced than cavemen, they have much more refined weapons to defeat the cavemen. However, killing their distant ancestors may rip a hole in the space-time continuum... Lolwut? | 2015-11-06 22:37:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Most likely answer is the polar opposite of what you are not thinking would never be the answer to the polar opposite question in reverse. Who would win in a battle between cavemen and astronauts, if there were no weapons? | 2015-11-06 23:27:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Well, now you've proven that you're following the rules of posting a dumb question. What's a battle without weapons? You're just giving the cavemen a bigger advantage because they're used to hand-on-hand combat. Will Santa Claus give me a dog for Christmas? | 2015-11-07 01:27:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Yes, as the concept of a singular dog is easy to manipulate. The dog you'll get, however, will not have an actual beating heart or any other organs that are common to such canine creatures. Instead, it would be most likely made of cotton or wool. Wouldn't the astronauts' evolved intellect and ability to work as a team increase their chances against the primal, animalistic cavemen? | 2015-11-08 00:01:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| You didn't ask a dumb question. Please reread the rules. Is FreeAim good guy? | 2015-11-08 00:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| That is a matter of a subjective viewpoint, but FreeAim does his best to follow his own set moral compass. Since, if there was an objective norm of good, it'd mean that we'd lack the freedom of choice in deciding the best way to act in any given situation, there is no way to define how good an individual is other than for the good of their respective community. A value of a person is not something that can be measured in numbers, but by thought, which is the best way for it to be. Just like a world that has no war, disease or suffering would be meaningless if it meant the removal of free will. Yo, wouldn't it be totes dope that them spacemen had them big brains 'n stuff so dey would have a chance 'gainst dem old guys from dem caves? | 2015-11-08 00:23:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Assuming that you're intending what I think you're intending, that is a fair argument that needs to be taken into consideration. Can you stop going on about spacemen and cavemen? | 2015-11-08 03:33:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It is impossible for this human individual to cease discussion about a subject he's passionate about until the answer satisfies him. Got somethin' gains cavemen, buddy? | 2015-11-08 18:27:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| No, but I do have something losses cavemen. You wanna fight me, foo? | 2015-11-09 01:29:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I see no benefit to an arrangement as such, unless done for the satisfaction of adrenaline rushes. You think you're better than me, knucklehead? | 2015-11-10 15:24:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| Yes, I do believe I am superior to you. For instance, I know for a fact that you can't differentiate a logarithmic function. Snow? But...but why? | 2015-11-11 02:48:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Because water changes its properties based on its temperature and pressure. A simple function that can't however be solved by a logharitmic differentiation. If it was humanly possible, rest assured, this individual could perform it. Why you always lying? | 2015-11-11 11:49:00 Author: FreeAim Posts: 2462 |
| I prefer to call it deception. Since I am at war with him, I prefer to make him feel unsafe about his options to give me the upper hand. Is Santa Claus comin' to town? | 2015-11-11 22:30:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
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