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Fill The Gaps
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| The rules: Players post a sentence missing two words. The next player fills in the gaps, then leaves a new sentence to be completed I'll start... I looked in the cookie jar and all I found were ( _ ), so I naturally assumed that ( _ ) must have eaten my cookies. | 2012-05-28 12:07:00 Author: Ungreth  Posts: 2130 |
I looked in the cookie jar and all I found were crumbs, so I naturally assumed that someone must have eaten my cookies. (I went for the boring logical route  )---------------------------------- Disappointed over the lack of cookies, I decided to go to the ( _ ) to buy a ( _ ). | 2012-05-28 13:08:00 Author: Ali_Star  Posts: 4085 |
| Simple enough, might give it the old college try... Disappointed over the lack of cookies, I decided to go to the store, to buy a gun. (Yes, those cookies meant a lot to me.) --------------- I then set off to ( _ ) the cookie thief. But first I had to ( _ ). | 2012-05-28 15:48:00 Author: Ironface  Posts: 432 |
| I then set of to murder the cookie thief. But first I had to mourn. After I mourned, I dashed (___) to the thief, only to realize that he was a (___). | 2012-05-28 17:09:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R  Posts: 13447 |
| After I mourned, I dashed backwards to the thief, only to realise he was a Leprachaun. With this new discovery, I _____ to _____ | 2012-05-28 18:56:00 Author: Valeview  Posts: 1581 |
| With this new discovery, I sailed to Ireland There I met a ( _ ) with the biggest ( _ ) I have ever seen | 2012-05-28 19:11:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130 |
| Then I met a Valeview with the biggest ....Knees(?) I have ever seen. He seemed ____, so ____ | 2012-05-28 19:13:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| He seemed swift, so cheerful. He then told me the thief was at _______'s eating _______s. | 2012-05-28 19:58:00 Author: Xtrahuman  Posts: 431 |
| He then told me the thief was at Barnardo's eating orphans. Having a fondness for children myself I admired his good taste; although I prefer mine ( _ ) and served in ( _ ) sauce | 2012-05-28 21:49:00 Author: Ungreth Posts: 2130 |
| Having a fondness for children myself I admired his good taste; although I prefer mine roasted and served in Sweet and sour sauce After that meal, we borrowed a (_) so we can (_) to our destination. | 2012-05-29 02:29:00 Author: TheUltraDeino  Posts: 1274 |
| After that meal, we borrowed a (cart) so we could (crawl) to our destination. When we got to _____, I pulled out a _____ and ______ed the nearest person to me, assuming he was our suspect. | 2012-05-30 02:56:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
Even though you're only suppose to have two gaps.  When we got to Joe's, I pulled out a banana and slapped the nearest person to me, assuming he was our suspect. After I slapped him, I had to go to the bathroom and dispose of the _____ I had just ______. | 2012-05-30 07:19:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino  Posts: 5250 |
| After I slapped him, I had to go to the bathroom and dispose of the banana I had just bruised. After savagly beating someone with a fruit, one often feels the need to _______ with a _________, as this can often relieve stress. | 2012-05-30 09:46:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| After savagly beating someone with a fruit, one often feels the need to Facepalm with a Spikey Glove, as this can often relieve stress. But since Joe didn't have any, we had to use a (_) instead, which was really (_) | 2012-05-31 23:21:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| But since Joe didn't have any, we had to use a cake instead, which was really messy. I decided to use a (___) to (___) the mess off me. | 2012-05-31 23:26:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| I decided to use a cat to lick the mess off me. After that, we (_) to Joe, but then we found out that he was (_) | 2012-05-31 23:38:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| After that, we (ran)to Joe, but then we found out he was (dead from eating to many fries). I decided to take over the place... Turn it into a _______ and rename it ______ | 2012-06-01 03:22:00 Author: SuperROBO1  Posts: 358 |
| I decided to take over the place... Turn it into a Petting Zoo and rename it Clarks Barks. The_______tried to shut me down after the _______escaped the fence. | 2012-06-01 04:10:00 Author: biorogue  Posts: 8424 |
| The Spartans tried to shut me down after the Elites escaped the fence. Trying to escape, we packed up all of our (_) and went to (_) | 2012-06-01 04:12:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| Trying to escape, we packed up all of our pets and went to Denmark. While in Denmark, I realized that the Danish people were (___) and ate (___), which was completely weird to me! | 2012-06-01 14:11:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| While in Denmark, I realized that the Danish people were bears and ate bears, which was completely weird to me! At that moment, I realized that we have to (_) to accomplish (_) | 2012-06-01 21:30:00 Author: TheUltraDeino Posts: 1274 |
| At that moment, I realized that we have to fart to accomplish comfort. Since it is (___) to fart in public, we went to the (___) to do it. | 2012-06-14 23:02:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| Since it is rude to fart in public, we went to theEXTREMELY FANCY RESTAURANT to do it After we farted in the restaurant, the people started ________. And they kicked us out faster than _______ | 2012-06-14 23:11:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358 |
| After we farted in the restaurant, the people started being disgusted. And they kicked us out faster than you could say "Kick me out!" They didn't literally kick us out, they just (___) until we decided to leave (___). | 2012-06-15 20:12:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| They didn't literally kick us out, they just bothered us until we decided to leave the Valve headquarters. Okay, we must act like humans. OH GOD I LOVE TO (___). LET'S (___) | 2012-06-16 00:06:00 Author: ALEXhatena  Posts: 1110 |
| Okay, we must act like humans. OH GOD I LOVE TO FART LET'S BOOGEY who ate all the (_) and sat on the (_)? | 2012-06-16 00:14:00 Author: Sunbunny23  Posts: 995 |
| Who ate all the lettuce and sat on the rabbit? It was obviously a (___) farmer who didn't give a (___) about farm animals. | 2012-06-27 22:42:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| It was obviously a drunk farmer who didn't give a *CENSORED* about farm animals. Which brings me to my next question - what does (___) have to do with (___), anyway? | 2012-07-09 13:03:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085 |
| What does make up for dogs have to do with a farmer's lettuce, anyway? Maybe it has something to do with the (___) found in the farmer's (___). | 2012-07-09 16:06:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432 |
| Maybe it has something to do with the colored cabbage found in the farmer's dressing room for his dogs.. But that's (___)! No one would color cabbage! What (___) did this? | 2012-07-09 16:49:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| But that's awesome! No one would color cabbage! What brilliant human brain did this? Speaking of, I heard he (_) in the room located in (_) | 2012-07-12 19:29:00 Author: Patofan  Posts: 1185 |
| Speaking of, I heard he derped around in the room located in the White House. The president saw this and, (___), dashed to his (___). | 2012-07-13 20:47:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447 |
| The president saw this and, constipated, dashed to his toilet. I turned on my (__), but it just kept giving me the (__)! | 2013-02-21 23:10:00 Author: qwerty123456  Posts: 309 |
| I turned on my robot, but it just kept giving me the finger! I tried to (_), but it was way too (_)! | 2013-02-21 23:19:00 Author: Ryan86me  Posts: 1909 |
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