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Thread of Life and Death
Archive: 25 posts
| Got any cool stories to tell from your life? If you could do anything before you died, what would it be? In what way would you want to die?Any sad stories from your life? Got any funny jokes you've heard? If you would like to share any of these, post them here... Make people laugh or cry... But don't be mean or inappropriate... I am looking foward to hearing (that is READ) your stories or jokes... | 2012-05-27 18:34:00 Author: unc92sax  Posts: 928 |
| I would definitely want to enter he Old Spice decathlon. Should be top tweet ATM (https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/oldspice). | 2012-05-27 19:22:00 Author: Speedynutty68  Posts: 1614 |
| Well, I'd like to die fighting and beating a mob of robbers, defusing a nuke, then jumping on a surfboard and riding the explosion to the moon to wipe out the alien race that is impending doom on all of humanity. After that, I'd fall back down, slide down the side of the Burj Khalifa, and land on a penny. And most of all...coming before Chuck freaking Norris in the search bar on YouTube. Then I'd die. :hero: | 2012-05-28 10:30:00 Author: Sackpapoi  Posts: 1195 |
| I don't want to die, the thought scares me to ... Death. | 2012-05-28 10:53:00 Author: nysudyrgh  Posts: 5482 |
| I would die fighting for America. But it would have to be painless... HEAD-SHOT... | 2012-05-28 14:47:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| I would die fighting for America. But it would have to be painless... HEAD-SHOT... I've always wanted to shoot someone in the head before I get trampled by a group of angry orangutans. Orangutans with tuxedos. Perhaps we could work something out... | 2012-05-28 15:43:00 Author: Ironface  Posts: 432 |
| Death....is the only the beginning. I'm gonna die and then become a mummy 3000 years later. | 2012-05-28 16:38:00 Author: comishguy67  Posts: 849 |
| Well. You can add stories from your LIFE too... I have a story... That shall be told later... | 2012-05-28 17:40:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| Ok. now I know none of you are going to belive me. But, this one time... Like, last week... I ate breakfast. Too exciting? | 2012-05-28 19:33:00 Author: Valeview  Posts: 1581 |
| Ok. now I know none of you are going to belive me. But, this one time... Like, last week... I ate breakfast. Too exciting? Oh Yeah? Well had a donut while creating some time ago, how 'bout that? | 2012-05-28 19:37:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| I had a donut for breakfast!!! | 2012-05-28 21:00:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| :O V-vale? Unc wins ... | 2012-05-28 21:11:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482 |
| Yes. The first time I ever won in my life! I gotta joke... When you come out of the bathroom you are American. What are you in the bathroom??? Ask me the answer. And don't take it as Continentist. Is that what you call it? | 2012-05-28 22:49:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| Yes. The first time I ever won in my life! I gotta joke... When you come out of the bathroom you are American. What are you in the bathroom??? Ask me the answer. And don't take it as Continentist. Is that what you call it? European. (You're 'a' peein&apos  | 2012-05-29 01:08:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| You got it!!! That was my best joke... You got any jokes? | 2012-05-29 04:26:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| You got it!!! That was my best joke... You got any jokes? Life. that's a joke. Only I don't know the punchline. Or the set up. Or even how it's a joke. Um... yeah... | 2012-05-29 04:29:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
| I shall prophesy your death then... You will die in a chain-saw accident and cut off your head. This will happen June 6, 2027... | 2012-05-29 04:40:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| Life... I wish it had checkpoints... | 2012-05-29 17:56:00 Author: gdn001  Posts: 5891 |
| Life. that's a joke. Only I don't know the punchline. Or the set up. Or even how it's a joke. Um... yeah... Woah.... Far out maaaan... | 2012-05-29 18:38:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| I've always wanted to shoot someone in the head before I get trampled by a group of angry orangutans. Orangutans with tuxedos. Perhaps we could work something out... Here's the plan... Pretend like you are a terrorist. I am a US soldier. My squad is a bunch of orangutans... We fight you. But you shoot me in the head, as you try to escape from my team. They trample you and rip you to pieces. Then they cook it and have Iron-legs-and-wings... | 2012-05-29 22:52:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| I would like to give one last surpize and finish one last project. Then I will be happy to pass on. | 2012-05-30 23:46:00 Author: unXpectiD Posts: 1132 |
| A new project from you? Can't wait!!! | 2012-05-31 03:58:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| I would die protecting my house from robberers, do a backflip while killing one guy, and die from a slow mo shot from a shotgun | 2012-05-31 04:04:00 Author: SuperROBO1  Posts: 358 |
| I would have a bazooka. I would shoot a tank. blow it to a million peices. The get sniped in the head... | 2012-05-31 04:14:00 Author: unc92sax Posts: 928 |
| Life... I wish it had checkpoints... That's hilarious! but I also agree  I don't have any wonderful life stories to share. But I did see this LBP movie that was pretty touching. The only thing on LBP to bring me to tears! The signs of love by Kaiju_Kid http://lbp.me/v/bgh3qb | 2012-05-31 05:48:00 Author: Smurfetta5683  Posts: 299 |
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