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Stand-up quotes.
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I, myslef, am a fan of stand-up :-) Thought it would be a good idea to get everyone to post a few of their faveorite lines. Anyway: I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones, but words could never hurt me....Until I fell into a printing press. -Milton Jones. So what if I can't spell "apocalypse"...It's not the end of the world! -Greg Davies Anyway, there's probably more but I'm too tired to remember :-) | 2012-04-22 22:48:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
"I was reading the newspaper a few seconds ago and I heard Jesus in my mind say "Form a band..."" -My brother | 2012-04-22 23:04:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840 |
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the **** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsdG6n3Jyo0) -Karl Pilkington | 2012-04-22 23:16:00 Author: >er. Posts: 785 |
'What more can I do to put a stop to this mind numbing noise you are making. Where is the line between patting and hitting; when is rocking rocking, and when is it "shaking"?' ~ Tim Minchin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFANzZTdYM) The way he stares into the camera as he says this gets me every time. | 2012-04-23 00:12:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551 |
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