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Stand-up quotes.

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I, myslef, am a fan of stand-up :-)
Thought it would be a good idea to get everyone to post a few of their faveorite lines.

Anyway:

I used to think sticks and stones could break my bones, but words could never hurt me....Until I fell into a printing press.
-Milton Jones.

So what if I can't spell "apocalypse"...It's not the end of the world!
-Greg Davies

Anyway, there's probably more but I'm too tired to remember :-)
2012-04-22 22:48:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581


"I was reading the newspaper a few seconds ago and I heard Jesus in my mind say "Form a band...""
-My brother
2012-04-22 23:04:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840


I've always wanted to kick a duck up the **** (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsdG6n3Jyo0)
-Karl Pilkington
2012-04-22 23:16:00

Author:
>er.
Posts: 785


'What more can I do to put a stop to this mind numbing noise you are making. Where is the line between patting and hitting; when is rocking rocking, and when is it "shaking"?'

~ Tim Minchin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESFANzZTdYM)

The way he stares into the camera as he says this gets me every time.
2012-04-23 00:12:00

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CyberSora
Posts: 5551


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