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Good morning gentlemen and madams, I am Sir Clayton. Some of you may remember me from last year, when I misplaced my evil twin in your little village here. I regret to inform you all that once again, my brother has escaped my dungeon home and is now roaming free upon the lands. He is a very dangerous individual and must be stopped at once. If any of you see him, please report to me at once. Thank you, and have a nice day. -Clayton

2012-04-01 18:20:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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See you later, brother! I am a free man turtle now! http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr79/UltimateClay/thehorse.png]

2012-04-01 18:30:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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See you later, brother! I am a free man turtle now! http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr79/UltimateClay/thehorse.png] Curses! Quickly fellow LittleBigPlaneteers, we must capture him at once! -Clayton

2012-04-01 18:32:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac345/Lady_Luck__777/For%20LBPC%20Members/headache.gif Lol

2012-04-01 18:34:00 Author: Lady_Luck__777 Posts: 3458

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Curses! Quickly fellow LittleBigPlaneteers, we must capture him at once! http://i914.photobucket.com/albums/ac345/Lady_Luck__777/For%20LBPC%20Members/headache.gif Lol I see what you're trying to do! You'll never brainwash me with that cute demonic puppy!

2012-04-01 18:36:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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I see what you're trying to do! You'll never brainwash me with that cute demonic puppy! Put your petty image aside, you know you adore it! -Clayton

2012-04-01 18:37:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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I fi find him, can I just send him to The Void? :kz: Or do you really want to catch him?

2012-04-01 19:22:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I fi find him, can I just send him to The Void? :kz: Or do you really want to catch him? I'd prefer to have him in the flesh, but if necessary, lethal means may be used. -Clayton

2012-04-01 19:34:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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See you later, brother! I am a free man turtle now! http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr79/UltimateClay/thehorse.png] Curses! Quickly fellow LittleBigPlaneteers, we must capture him at once! -Clayton That's not him, you fools. Look! http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7408/thehorse.png We have been deceived!

2012-04-01 19:56:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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That's not him, you fools. Look! http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7408/thehorse.png We have been deceived! Can't a handsome turtle like me shave once in a while? ... ... *runs away*

2012-04-01 20:11:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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That's not him, you fools. Look! http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/7408/thehorse.png We have been deceived! That picture is from our days on the farm, back in 1844, where we were only fourteen at the time. I grew my mustache many years before, my twin taking many years to mature. -Clayton

2012-04-01 20:40:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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That picture is from our days on the farm, back in 1844, where we were only fourteen at the time. I grew my mustache many years before, my twin taking many years to mature. -Clayton How dare you express yourself that way! It's all lies!

2012-04-01 22:44:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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How dare you express yourself that way! It's all lies! I beg to differ! In fact, I still possess an photograph of you on your seventeenth birthday! http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr79/UltimateClay/eviltwin.png -Clayton

2012-04-01 23:07:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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Brother, you do not understand! My only wish is to... SAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOORLD.

2012-04-01 23:22:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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Brother, you do not understand! My only wish is to... SAAAAAAAAVE THE WOOOOOOOORLD. From what, if you don't mind me asking? -Clayton

2012-04-01 23:23:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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That picture is from our days on the farm, back in 1844, where we were only fourteen at the time. I grew my mustache many years before, my twin taking many years to mature. -Clayton See you later, brother! I am a free man turtle now! http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr79/UltimateClay/thehorse.png] Curses! Quickly fellow LittleBigPlaneteers, we must capture him at once! -Clayton You spoke as if the image was of present events, yet you claim this has already happened years ago. I dare say you just made a mistake in your little scheme. This comment was already a good explanation: Can't a handsome turtle like me shave once in a while? ... ... *runs away* However, your new information of this "back in the ole' days" theory just created plot holes in your journey. Care to provide a better answer? Also, I noticed this in his image: See you later, brother! I am a free man turtle now! http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr79/UltimateClay/thehorse.png] ← I presume his mustache fell off, in which case that would mean both of you are lying, the "evil" Clayton looking more like a more trustworthy character. I am sorry dear friends, but I no longer know who I should trust.

2012-04-01 23:43:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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I am sorry dear friends, but I no longer know who I should trust. Me! Me, trust me. I am simply pointing out that he has shown up with a photograph from 1844 and that we should catch him while he is proudly displaying it! He is playing mind games with you, do not trust him! -Clayton

2012-04-01 23:46:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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*Target Accquired* Nys: We're going in. Mags: Drop us down, Cyber! Cyber: Affirmative. *Nys and Mags are dropped out of helicopter* Mags: When we catch this.... thing... who.. do we deliver it too? Nys: IT. Mags: It...... lolwut Nys: The foulest, lousiest, laziest creature on the planet. Who despises the real hero here.... The one we are about to capture. Mags: lolwhy.... would we capture the hero and deliver it to the villian... Nys: Reverse psychology. *Nys and Mags land in a vast desert.... starting there bounty to capture the escaped turtle.* *To be continued*

2012-04-02 02:00:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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storypostlol wink wink nudge nudge

2012-04-03 01:11:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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wink wink nudge nudge *triple wink*

2012-04-03 14:46:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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As Mags and nys travel across the desert.... They find a lone soldier walking in the rubble of war. Mags: There!!!!!!!1111 I think I see the turtle guy thing we're trying to capture! Nys: Dude. Thats a soldier. Not a turtle. How can you get confused between the two? Mags: Im gonna catch it! Go POKEBALLLLL! Nys: NO WAI- *Pokeball hits Gdn* Gdn: GAAHHHHH! *Opens Fire With an AK-47* Nys: Woah. Dude. Calm down. My friend here though you were a pokemon. Gdn: lolwut Mags: Sorry.... Been playing too much :embarrased: Nys: Anywaiz... Wanna help us look for this turtle? Gdn: If we find it, can I open fire on it and watch its guts fly everywhere!?! Mags: DO IT DO IT Nys: No.... We have to deliver it back to the enem- Sir Clayton. Gdn: Aw.... Fine Ill help. But I want Mayonnaise first. * Mags Pull Mayo out of his pocket* Nys: You keep Mayo in your pocket....? Mags: Who doesn't?! *To be continued* No colors could be added because it wasn't working

2012-04-05 17:15:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Now the three of them travel further trough the desert, in search of Sir Claytons evil twin (With awesome moustache) Nys: Say Mags, you don't have any ketchup with you by accident, no? Mags: Nope. Nys: Darnit ... *Dey go further* Nys: Oh, there, a hot dog stand! Imma get some ketchup! Gdn: Wth? A hot dog stand in the middle of the desert? :wat: Mags: Look!!!1 Scet's (Sir Claytons Evil Twin) horse, he must be close. Nys: Makes sense, nobody can resist some hotdogs while you're being evil. >_> Gdn: Eh, lets just ask that hotdog guy if he has seen them. Did the hotdog guy see Scet? Will Mags ever catch a pokemon? How will Nys get his ketchup? I'm the most lousy storyteller of LBPC! :W00P!:

2012-04-05 17:34:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Now the three of them travel further trough the desert, in search of Sir Claytons evil twin (With awesome moustache) Nys: Say Mags, you don't have any ketchup with you by accident, no? Mags: Nope. Nys: Darnit ... *Dey go further* Nys: Oh, there, a hot dog stand! Imma get some ketchup! Gdn: Wth? A hot dog stand in the middle of the desert? :wat: Mags: Look!!!1 Scet's (Sir Claytons Evil Twin) horse, he must be close. Nys: Makes sense, nobody can resist some hotdogs while you're being evil. >_> Gdn: Eh, lets just ask that hotdog guy if he has seen them. Did the hotdog guy see Scet? Will Mags ever catch a pokemon? How will Nys get his ketchup? I'm the most lousy storyteller of LBPC! :W00P!: Nothing with ketchup in it is lousy. Nothing.

2012-04-05 17:51:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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gdn: Excuse me, my good sir, but have you seen the one whom this horse belongs to? Guy: say waaa... Nys: Yo dawg have you seen a turtle or somethin? Guy: Nou... *Nys shakes the hot dog dude until he drops a catsup, then gnaws on teh bottle while Mags and (the handsome) gdn look around for clues*

2012-04-05 21:16:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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Sorry my good sirs, I have been captured by my evil twin an- By rootie tootie what are these letters here? -Clayton

2012-04-05 21:24:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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*Continuing the regular storyline* Mags: How much do you want to bet that the missing turtle is UNDER THAT ROCK. Gdn: 50$. Mags: :challengeaccepted: *Mags flips over rock* Mags: Flubber. *Nys comes over covered in what is seemingly blood* Gdn: NYS! What happened? are you ok? How are you still alive? Nys: This is ketchup. Derp. Gdn: *Jackie Chan WTF Face* Mags: GUIZZZZZZZZZ! Look! Footprints! Nys: Yes! Nice work Mags. Mags: Just doin mah job. :arnoldschwarzzanegar: Gdn: They lead into this dark, deep, treacherous, mysterious cave. Nys: Figures. Why does EVERYTHING have to lead into a dark, deep, treacherous, mysterious cave. Mags: Aliens. *To be continued*

2012-04-05 22:49:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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*So they go into the dark, deep, treacherous mysterious cave* Gdn: C'mon, lets go! Unknown: STOP AT ONCE! Nys: Wat? Who's that? Mags: Look!!!1 Over there. Unknown: BEFORE YOU ENTER ... You have to pay 50 bucks. Mags: What?! That's way too much! Gdn: I can just shoot him ... > Mags: No, Scet will hear us coming then. Gdn: Oh, yeah didn't think 'bout that ... Nys: Hey, make haste! Entrance guy: How long do I have to wait on that 50 bucks? The three: Yeah yeah, whatever ... *They pay and head into the cave* What dangers await Gdn, Mags and Nys in that cave? Will they ever shorten the caves ridiculous long name? Does the answer of that last question actually matter for the story? Tune in tomorrow for the next chapter. (Maybe)

2012-04-06 12:26:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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I don't see what the fuss is about. I mean turtles cant get up if they're knocked over... Right?

2012-04-06 20:07:00 Author: Jovuto Posts: 2345

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What in the actual **** is going on?

2012-04-06 21:34:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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What are turtles doing on land anyway? I say we take our search to the SEA!

2012-04-06 21:38:00 Author: kirbyman62 Posts: 1893

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What are turtles doing on land anyway? I saw we take our search to the SEA! Ah good chap, you see, many people assume that my brother and I are land turtles. The truth, which might be quite shocking, is that we are in fact sea turtles! -Clayton

2012-04-07 02:19:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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Ah good chap, you see, many people assume that my brother and I are land turtles. The truth, which might be quite shocking, is that we are in fact sea turtles! -Clayton I knew it! I shall fetch the nuclear submarine.

2012-04-07 13:05:00 Author: kirbyman62 Posts: 1893

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... But what are Gdn , Mags and Nys doing then?.. Oh gawd. IT'S A TRAP! http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/admiral-ackbar-ole-miss-bigger.jpg We must warn them at onc- *hit in head with club and abducted*

2012-04-07 13:26:00 Author: moonwire Posts: 1627

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Gdn: You heard Sir Clayton! We must venture.... Into the SEAAAAAA! Mags: Im scared of water Nys: Be a man Mags. Its not gonna hurt you. Gdn: Soooo... we just leave this mysterious, terrifying, dark, deep cave? Nys: Guess so. Theres a sea right over there. Gdn: Next to a desert? lolwut? Mags: World Generation. It gets wacky. Gdn: This isn't Minecraft, Mags. Mags: Oh yea. * The three head over to the sea*

2012-04-07 15:37:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Nys: I still don't get why we left that cave after paying 50 bucks. Gdn: Say ... Don't we need a boat or something, or a submarine? Mags: Yeah! Imma get somewood! Nys and Gdn: DIS IS NO MINECRAFT!!!1 Mags: KK, don't kill me. D: Nys: Now where do we find a boat so quick? Gdn: There at that harbor? Nys (With temporary wrong color): Wat? Wait, nvm, I'm not gonna trouble my mind figuring this anymore. Mags: Ooh ooh, I'm the captain. Forward! *They go trough the vast Desert Sea (wat?)* Mags: There, I can se- Wait, there are a lot ot Toortles here, how are we supposed to find Scet? D: How will they find Scet between all those Toortles? Why the hell is there a sea next to the desert? Will Nys ever stop asking annoying questions after every part he types? Next part soon-ish. (I think.)

2012-04-07 17:02:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Ah good chap, you see, many people assume that my brother and I are land turtles. The truth, which might be quite shocking, is that we are in fact sea turtles! -Clayton Sea turtles either have legs that look like flippers in the front or webbed feet. You, Sir Clayton, have neither. All this begs the question, "Is there any coincidence that Whaaale, who is another sea creature, joined this conversation?"

2012-04-07 17:08:00 Author: WoodburyRaider Posts: 1651

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What in the actual **** is going on? Our little storytellers just made a Forum-Game-worthy thread in General Chat right under the mods' noses. It's actually quite impressive since mods usually move these threads on sight.

2012-04-07 17:38:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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Quiet you Cyber! >:S

2012-04-07 17:40:00 Author: nysudyrgh Posts: 5482

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Mags: Im hungry! Nys: Here. Eat some coral. Pioneers ate it Gdn: NO MORE SPONGEBOB REFERENCES Mags: I want FRIED CHICKEN. Nys: I doubt there is a KFC In the middle of the ocean. Gdn: Of course not. Theres SFC! Sea Fried Chicken! Nys: So... Its soggy...? Gdn: yep nomnomnomnom Nys: Lets ask that Whaaaaaale for directions. Mags: A Wailord! Go, POKEBALL! Nys: NO MAGS WAI- Whaaaaaale: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- Mags: Erm.... Sorry.... Got a little carried away there... Whaaaaale: Ya think? My brothers a wailord. Sheesh. Nys: Have you seen a turtle named Scet? Gdn: Or A SFC? Mags: Do people grow from spores? lolwut Whaaaale: Well, there is a SFC nearby, but I havent seen a Scet around. Gdn: Now wait just a minute. Doesn't Scet have a Mustache and A Top Hat? Wouldnt he stand out? Nys: Good point.... Mags: Awwwww SNAP. In A Z-Formation. *Mags, Nys, and Gdn all enter the land of toortles and testudinis... Hoping to find Scet.... that is, after they have some delicious SFC.

2012-04-08 01:13:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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I like turtles... but... http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110718225529/uncyclopedia/images/5/50/This_is_stupid.gif ... Nah, just kidding... WE MUST CAPTURE THE EVIL CLAY NAO. LEMME GET MAH SWORD AND MAH SODA.

2012-04-08 04:13:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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I like turtles... but... http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110718225529/uncyclopedia/images/5/50/This_is_stupid.gif ... Nah, just kidding... WE MUST CAPTURE THE EVIL CLAY NAO. LEMME GET MAH SWORD AND MAH SODA. Well, you better hurry. Me, gdn, and nys have almost found scet >

2012-04-08 04:21:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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Wait, so I stole acquired this nuclear submarine for nothing? Curse you Nys!

2012-04-08 15:43:00 Author: kirbyman62 Posts: 1893

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NYS WHERE THE VOID IS CANNON? I mean, WHERE IS THE VOID CANNON? You still got it, right?

2012-05-14 17:43:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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Am I being punk'd?

2012-05-14 17:52:00 Author: Night Angel Posts: 1214

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I mean, is this story canon? Does it respect the lore?

2012-05-14 18:13:00 Author: OmegaSlayer Posts: 5112

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Nope. The story was completed in "LBPC's Awesome Quote Archive III".

2012-05-14 23:08:00 Author: DominationMags Posts: 1840

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