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Favorite Cartoon Lines?

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If there's a thread like this already, please let me know. Anyway...
I wanted to know what everyone's favorite line from a cartoon or other type of series was. It doesn't matter how old the cartoon is, just how awesome the line is.
Here's some of mine, pretty much all from Animaniacs.

Judge- "Now, have you supeened the witness?"
(Pause)
Yakko- "Have we what?"
Judge-"Supeene, supeene, have you supeened the witness?!"
Yakko- "I certainly hope not! You should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking it!"

Hunter-"Begone, pests! And give me the bird!" (He's trying to get a turkey)
Yakko-"We'd love to, really, but the FOX censors won't allow it."

Yakko-"All is strange and vague."
Dot-"Are we dead?"
Yakko-"Or is this Ohio?"

Michelangelo-"You fools! I''m the great Michelangelo, and this is the Sistine Chapel!"
Yakko-"Oh yeah? If you're so great, what'd you do with the other fifteen chapels, huh? Gotcha there!"

Guy-"Do you know who I am!?"
Yakko-"Why? Did ya forget?"

Yakko-"Wait a minute, you expect us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a chuch?"
All three-"WE'LL DO IT!"

Wakko- *Hands lady a book in court* "Do you swear?"
Lady-"Why, yes!"
Wakko-"Well you shouldn't. It's not nice."

Warners (In tune of Animaniacs theme): "Eat Braaaaaanimaaaniacs! Nutritionally it lacks! But this cereal attacks all of your digestive tracks, it's Branimani--"
Slappy: "My stomach's in pain-y..."
Warners: "Branimaniaaaaaaaaacs!"

Yakko (in tune): "Magellan was pleased as the natives drew near. But then someone shouted..."
All three Warners: "I think they're attacking!"
Yakko: "Magellan said--"
Magellan: "Whut?"
Yakko: "And got hit by a spear."
All three: "Whoopie ti-yi-yo, farewell Magellan."

Wakko: "Can you make a little cannon?"
Clown (he's making balloon animals): "Yeah, I think so."
*makes cannon*
Clown: "There! A cannon!"
*Wakko turns it around* BLAM.
Clown: "It blowed up on me..."

Dot: "Oh look, it's an alien! How cuuute!"
All three: "Aaaawwww."
(It's a pretty fugly alien)

Therapist (giving Yakko a Rorschach test): "Now, tell me, what does this remind you of?"
Yakko: "Girls."
Therapist: "What does THIS remind you of?"
Yakko: "Girls."
Therapist: "What does THIS remind you of?"
Yakko: "Uuuh, eeeehhh, AAAAAHHHH---girls."

Yakko: "Exsqueeze me?"

Beethoven: "I am Lutwig Von Beethoven. World famous composer and pee-in-ist!" (He's saying 'pianist&apos
*Warners wince*
Yakko: "You're a what?"
Beethoven: "A pee-in-ist!"
Yakko: "Mwah! Goodnight everybody!"

Devil: "Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to..."
*opens door*
Devil: "Whiny protest songs from the sixties."
Singer (in song): "Oh IIII haaate the government, more than you and me! The government stole my goldfish, and unplugged my T.V.!"
Warners: "AAAAAAAH!"
Those are just mine. How about yours? Feel free to share.
Again, if there's already a thread like this one, kindly let me know. Thanks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTtqpen-Wo0&list=FL-8aheuNes_SVACVaNkQfyQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video		2011-12-26 17:45:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

bugs: Duck Season!
Daffy: Rabbit Season!
Bugs: Duck Season!
Daffy: Rabbit Season!
Bugs: Rabbit Season!
Daffy: Duck Season! It's Duck Season! Shoot him!
Elmer Fudd points shotgun at Daffy : KERBLAM!

Classic		2011-12-26 18:23:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

LIES!!!1
-ZIM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgcjRu1s-8		2011-12-26 18:50:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jSKyWSvNgg2011-12-26 18:54:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

LIES!!!1
-ZIM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgcjRu1s-8
Lol, I posted that on the "Tell a Lie About the User Above You" thread last week .		2011-12-26 19:04:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Lisa, reading — The mound builders worshiped turtles as well as badgers, snakes and other animals!
Bart — Thank god we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter that died 2,000 years ago.

So true! 		2011-12-26 19:24:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

Daffy: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!
Bugs: You keep out of this. He doesn't have to shoot you now!
Daffy: He does SO have to shoot me now. SHOOT ME NOW!
Kerblam.		2011-12-27 00:01:00

Author:
Brannayen
Posts: 438

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jSKyWSvNgg
Thanks, now I know what to do!		2011-12-27 02:07:00

Author:
lark98-2
Posts: 116

Heheheheheh, gotta love old spongebob.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mc2_zYDuHC4		2011-12-27 08:46:00

Author:
tomodon246
Posts: 624

Patrick: I think I'll eat it now!
*Patrick consumes chocolate bar*
Patrick: Aaahh... I think I'll eat it now!
*Patrick bites his hand*
Patrick! YEEOW!! *notices hand* Hey!

Moments later...

Patrick: You ate my ONLY food...
*Zoom-in on Patrick's fat stomach*
Patrick: Now I'm going to STARVE!		2011-12-27 09:12:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Sorry I don't have videos, but here we go:

Penguins of Madagascar:

1. (Concrete Jungle)
Skipper: This is a right of passage! If anyone could get through, it would be a - uh, Kowalski, clever turn of phrase!
Kowalski: A - wrong - of passage.
(rimshot)


2. (Kaboom and Kabust)
Julien: It is obvious to tell that Rico and I shall kaboom together (winks) ever again!
Private: Why are you winking?
Julien: Because I'm allergic to - shut up, okay?


3. (The Big Squeeze)
Marlene: I'm sure some boas in the jungle are scary predators, but this is a zoo! We're all neighbors!
Private: Right! And neighbors don't eat neighbors!
Mort: I do, if my neighbor is a mango!


Spongebob:

1. (Fear of a Krabby Patty)
Hamburger: I'm always with you, right here. (touches Spongebob's heart area)
Spongebob: In my heart?
Hamburger: Actually in your arteries.


2. (Stanley S. Squarepants)
Stanley: He's right! I ruin everything I touch! (cries)
Mr. Krabs: Wait a minute! I know the perfect job for you! (sends him to the Chum Bucket)


3. (I Had an Accident)
Sandy: Spongebob! Land on your bottom! It will counter the impact of the fall!
Spongebob: (flips) Like this!
Patrick: No, your other bottom!
Sandy: Patrick, can't you be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick: Not until 4:00.


Johnny Bravo:

1. (Lone Star Bravo)
Johnny: Hey there, pioneer baby. How about I take you to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play!


2. (Den Mother Johnny)
Johnny: (picks flower, sniffs, laughs) Photosynthesis-y!


3. (As I Lay Hiccuping)
Johnny: (chugs down bowl of cereal) Mmmmm, riboflavin-y!


4. (can't remember cartoon name)
Johnny: (swimming) Ooooh, H2O-y!


Looney Tunes Show:

1. (can't remember cartoon name)
Daffy: I'm not a normal person!
Bugs: I'll give you that.


2. (same cartoon as above)
Porky: I don't know, I still dont feel 100% after the surgery.
Daffy: Oh, now we go back to the kidney. Come on, you still got your other one!


3. (still same cartoon)
Daffy: We don't have a sail. I had to choose between that and a Jacuzzi!

.................................................. ........(later)................................... ............................
Daffy: We don't have life jackets, either. I could either afford those or the second Jacuzzi! Plus, they make you look stupid.
2011-12-27 16:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_46QwRcGGlU2011-12-27 16:43:00

Author:
Unknown User

Brock:[raining] I'l use this frying pan as a drying pan.2011-12-29 16:58:00

Author:
Bash
Posts: 39

Everything on this (http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F06.html)page. 2011-12-29 22:34:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513

The greatest line ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_7l3Wlrc3I&feature=related		2011-12-30 22:03:00

Author:
guycole0803
Posts: 11

Most lines from family guy i guess! I think my favorite was lois dad talking about ghosts or something and he goes " Man , wish i could talk to dead people that'd be sweeeeeeeet " seriously made me laugh.2012-01-04 22:00:00

Author:
Unknown User

Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-_45IRyg4		2012-01-06 02:58:00

Author:
SketchNZ
Posts: 1668

Photosynthesis... Photosynthesis...

Yes! That was the first show I thought of when I saw this thread title.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJdXOp5YP2I		2012-01-06 03:08:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsV34y-Zrbs&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3Z9cjKkqn4&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJZTVVS1NrM&feature=related


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfkMLhlx7eA&feature=related

In fact, just the entirety of DragonBall Z: Abridged. Even if it isn't the type of cartoon you mean. Oh well. /dies		2012-01-06 03:32:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnlrsbxKP1qdbug4o1_500.png2012-01-06 05:19:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Woo, moar Zim!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIlVVkquJp4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzRStfI6sA&feature=related		2012-01-06 08:55:00

Author:
Timelord_X
Posts: 55

Woah o.o that was a lot of replies over a short period of time! Thanks guys.2012-01-06 13:55:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

How come no one has posted ponies yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjWqTLWYERc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lowij-5Q5Xg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H4ceCOMXHY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L83cTan6ESk		2012-01-06 16:49:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627


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