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The Rhyming Spot

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Under Jack's influence, this thread I do make
and due to his rhyming I must humbly partake.
The stories the tales, they lead us to think.
We read and we read, our eyes can not blink.
So if you like ryhmes, I ask you to post
Please limit your words to one thousand at most.		2011-10-26 04:20:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

So we've to talk in rhyme?

What? All the time?!		2011-10-26 04:28:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

That's the intent, I do hope you will.
Because laughter is better than most any pill.		2011-10-26 04:32:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

Not only is this
Quite a clever wee haiku
It also rhymes too 		2011-10-26 04:33:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Thank you Dear Mac
Your input is great.
I wonder how this will work
should there be a debate.		2011-10-26 04:41:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

Well rhyming is fun,
as seen above,
but what in this thread
is there to speak of?		2011-10-26 04:58:00

Author:
Littlebigdude805
Posts: 1924

What ever you want as long as it rhymes
to see future talent in writing, emerge in these times.
In threads where words are given no thought
I thought it'd be nice to see who gets caught.		2011-10-26 05:07:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

What's great about this
Is the chance to reply
With words we can mix,
Contort and retry.
Until, at such time
Our banter unfolds
To reveal unto others
These rhymes as their told.		2011-10-26 05:14:00

Author:
RickRock_777
Posts: 1567

I never thought my rhyming would ever start a thread,
Now let's just hope this rhyming gig won't take over my head. xD
A whole debate in simple rhyme would be quite interesting,
And since there's been a lot lately, we can talk about anything.
Steve Jobs died not too long ago, and also Muammar Gaddafi,
And then there's always news on celebs and the paparazzi.
There's people protesting on Wall Street and down in SD, too,
But hey, when things aren't right, what do you expect them to do?
The NBA and NFL tried locking up their drafts,
Not much from Al-Qaeda lately and their building-busting crafts,
The Border is still in dispute, China's getting too big,
And then there's North Korea and their World War III shindig.
There are so many choices, many topics we can delve,
And that's not even mentioning debates on 2012.		2011-10-26 05:40:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Quite a nice thread, with inspiration from Jack.
Let's hope this doesn't die, forever sitting on the rack.
Mac is here, with Lady and Rick.
LBD and Jack, and even....Saint Nick?
Back on topic though, it's fun rhyming here.
We can dance and we can sing, yet noone can hear.		2011-10-26 14:13:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

@ Outlaw-Jack... O.o

Debates have sparked an interest
And to this I shall succumb
But for now I'll have to wait
It's to the Dentist I must run.
He'll poke and scrape and prod.
He'll rip my mouth to shreds,
But I'll return in fashion
With the help of Dental Meds. 		2011-10-26 14:16:00

Author:
RickRock_777
Posts: 1567

This thread is simply brilliant
but I'm afraid I must confess,
when it comes to simple rhymes
that's when I'm at my best.
If you seek a challenge
to test and hone your skills,
you can follow me down the rabbit hole
or you can swallow the blue pill.		2011-10-26 23:39:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Interesting thread, indeed!
Can't wait to see where this will go.
Where the discussion may lead,
Surely no one can know.
It's easily figured out
Our rhyming wit will be tested.
So to this I do shout
A mighty CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
2011-10-27 05:33:00

Author:
Ninja_Gnome23
Posts: 198

Hello little Sackthing,
Are you out on a fling?
Bring open your Popit and put on some bling,
Or head into create and make something ding.
Why not try the comunity? There's always something new
Something fun for your friends, even you!
Go on, don't be a shy little shrew
There are many adventures to be had in LittleBigPlanet 2!

/Steven Fry remix		2011-10-27 12:46:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

To Think about rhyming,
it is quite hard,
you need upmost timing,
And to know the yard.
to think before you speak!
Is a battle of will.
A bird cannot do it, because of his beak.
A duck cannot either, as of his bill.
I hope to come back here,
With the wittiest of things,
and that you shall all hear,
the flapping of wings!		2011-10-27 14:56:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

i really love christmas
is my favorite time of the year
so now i am thinking
oh my god! it's so near!

i want to make a level
that describes that magical time
but i'm asking myself
"if there really enough time?"

i am always so busy
with work and house chores
that i can't complete levels
that can knock your socks off

i am so very sorry
if this is the wrong thread
but i just really hope
that it rhyme and you didn't fled



i guess everyone fled 		2011-10-28 02:57:00

Author:
Unknown User

hey! you deleted your double post and now this won't make much since
oh well, give it a read, I hope it won't make ya'll wince.


you double posted and that's not good
the mods frown on that, understood?
Oh no! I knew it, here they come
I'll help you out and not be a bum
Hiya Schmo, how do you do?
what? a double poster? what, where, who?
there, he's gone. I confused him with my witty wit.
Oh who am I kiddin', I can't rhyme worth a _______

If you put the wrong word in there, you have a dirty mind
Shhh, be quiet Here comes Aya, he'll be kind
What? Me? I said a dirty word? No I didn't, are you blind?
No sir, I'm not arguing, but I did leave it blank.
no please, don't knock me down a rank
before you do that, look up there
Yes, a double poster, go give them a scare
sorry to squeal on you my friend
now I'm out, Gone like the Wind.		2011-10-28 04:30:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

All these rhymes amuse me, they're all quite witty and clever
it makes me glad to know that they'll be immortalized here forever.
The clock is neigh on five AM so I must go, however,
to get my rest, I wish you the best, from LBPC I doth sever.		2011-10-28 08:44:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

I would rhyme
but I'm made of slime
that likes to climb
on a vine
all the time
eating a lime

Ok I'm really bad at this.		2011-10-28 11:38:00

Author:
Ayneh
Posts: 2454

Let me doth rhyme
Without making sense
In this wordy excursion
Of present past tense.
With dental behind me
And med's altering time
I can't find a slot
To accept my last dime.
So I'll ponder a bit
On bio's missing word
And fill in the blank
As in my head it was heard.
And if you've a moment
To consider this post
As it resides
On this cool server host.
The CENTRAL doth thrive
On unique and diverse
That's my simple perspective
In this LittleBig Universe.		2011-10-28 13:26:00

Author:
RickRock_777
Posts: 1567

Today is a day of reflection for me
Through a thin veil which I can not see.
Many thoughts flood through my head,
many things to have been said.
Suddenly time did not allow,
Pent up emotions emerge right now.
Thinking time was on our side
we would let tommorrow be our guide.
Then tommorrow never came
and there is no where to place the blame.
They say with time this pain will heal
the innocence of childhood I no longer feel.

Now it is I who must take up the lead
giving guidance and love to those that will heed.
One thing I have learned is that while you are here
express you true feelings to those you hold dear.
The sum of our lives is what we leave behind
let those that follow us be not blind.
Learn from those who came before
and don't be quick to shut experience's door.
For one day it shall be up to you
to teach others what is true.

This past year has taught me many a thing
and to what we should and should not cling.
Cherish the memories held deep in your heart
and in times of despair let them never depart.
So to my husband, daughter and friends
I believe that the spirit never ends.
And when my soul to Him doth fly
no sorrow, no tears, please do not cry.
Even when I'm physically gone
with Love I'll watch over you from dusk til dawn.

To those I have lost through out this year
I continue each day to hold you near.
One day in the future we will meet again
and our joy and peace shall truly begin.		2011-11-01 13:50:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

Oh wow!
Do I really have to follow Lady's post?
I'm scared now!
I feel that I am toast!
What should I say?
Will I look a fool?
But hey!
It's my chance to be cool!
Will I fail?
Or will I not?
Only time will tell.
What to say?
Oh what do I do!?
Oh wow, I should hit the hay!
It's almost 2!
Wouldn't it be wise
to slumber now?
I can feel my eyes!
I'm starting to wonder how
they are still open!
((Oh wow this fun!
Don't you agree?
It's almost as good as a cinammon bun!))		2011-11-06 05:30:00

Author:
jalr2d2
Posts: 256

This thread seems to have died
and this simply won't do,
in you all I do confide
let the posts continue.
And so it came to pass
with an abra cadabra or two,
this thread is now revived
so give me something new!		2011-11-16 21:46:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

What a catastrophe!
This thread had died!
Was it me?
Maybe I should just hide.
Good job xero!
Your revival was splendid.
You're this threads hero!		2011-11-17 06:51:00

Author:
jalr2d2
Posts: 256

LBP2 is a really good game,
I've made 4 levels, but the number of plays is lame.
My levels are awesome, my levels are cool,
If you don't play my levels, you are a fool.		2011-11-17 13:34:00

Author:
Ali_Star
Posts: 4085

Play my levels please
Even though my average are D's
I's grammer what were gooder than your
Your rhyming is very poor.
You dont do rap
You just make crap
Come for me bro
Ill make you spend a night with progressive's FLO

(Wait, This isnt the 8-year rapdude old VS. Beethoven rap battle)		2011-11-18 00:21:00

Author:
Cactii
Posts: 426

This'll be difficult, methinks,
It'll be hard getting all my sentances in sync,
Google is the best way to do this,
Though I'll stop if you insist.
This is all rather odd,
I hope for this valuable post, I will get a nod.
Not really, this is just to pass the time,
With this rather pointless rhyme.		2011-11-18 18:46:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

I believe I need to practice my skills for rhyming
Time to make people go crying and whining
Of ho-ho-horrible rhymes accompanied by filty mice
And dung-swarming words made out of flittering flies
I tell you! Please cover your poor eyes!
This poem is like licking a stalagmite of ice
So I suggest you do something else, like mining
Or this will probably end like The Shining!		2011-11-18 22:42:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Today I bought Zelda; Skyward Sword
And really, it strikes a magical chord
Flying, flying on my crimson blur
Knowing that something will occur

Probably the most interesting thing I have done today
Would not really have it any other way
Homework? Bah! I'll do that some other time
Right now I just want to hear Link's sword chime		2011-11-19 19:46:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

Hello there, thought I'd bump this thread,
As it appeared to me that it was, well dead.
I enjoy the odd rhyme,
from time to time.
I do hope the mods allow this,
It was a hit or miss.
I'm a terrible bard,
I don't try too hard!
While I'm no good at this though,
thought I'd go with the flow
That's all for now, you see
But hopefully you'll see more from me :-)		2012-03-22 19:17:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Hello there, thought I'd bump this thread,
As it appeared to me that it was, well dead.
I enjoy the odd rhyme,
from time to time.
I do hope the mods allow this,
It was a hit or miss.
I'm a terrible bard,
I don't try too hard!
While I'm no good at this though,
thought I'd go with the flow
That's all for now, you see
But hopefully you'll see more from me :-)

Do you just go trawling through pages of old threads?
So that you can bump them ahead?
I'd forgotten about this here.
But then you made it reappear.

Funny, I studied poems today.
It let me to dismay.
But now I'm warm inside my house.
Not a care in the world, not enough to worry a mouse.
That one was awful, I apologise.
I hope it doesn't leave you traumatised.

2012-03-22 19:38:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

There once was a thread for rhyming.
It is quirky, and recently sent flying.
But excuse me, no lyrics?
Am I the victim of these tricks?
Now this post has stopped my sad sighing.		2012-03-23 17:17:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

I like to rhyme words with over two syllables, due to the fact that my rhyming ain't billable.
That means you don't have to pay for my sevices, but anyway, back to the rhymes, and their pertinence.

May I present to all those who wear monocles; a rare edition of the Spiderwick Chronicles!
May I present to all those who act decently; an African wildebeest caught very recently!
May I present to all those who are harrowing; a year's supply of the illegal drug heroin-

I'll stop, I'll stop, just don't call the cops.		2012-03-24 04:16:00

Author:
Kalawishis
Posts: 928

I'm not all that good with rhymes off the spot
But I know someone who does that a lot!
With LBPVita coming, I am thinking
Of making a level where Sackboy is sinking!
With front and back touch, I'll push out some bricks
So Sackboy won't get trapped in the quicksand's tricks!
Or how 'bout a level named "Barrel Roll"?
You'll platform with barrels. The bells will toll
As Sackboy first maneuvers inside the barrel.
The girl that shows you the controls will be Cheryll!
Then Sackboy will get out and platform some more,
Dodging barrels that are rolling on the floor.
I think that's all I have to say for this load:
If I rhyme more, my head will explode!


(Woot! 121 words!
Please don't take these ideas. Make birds!)		2012-03-24 17:09:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I saw this thread this morning and decided not to rhyme.
Sorry that I don't play along, there will always be next...
**** it!		2012-03-27 19:47:00

Author:
Unknown User

I saw this thread this morning and decided not to rhyme.
Sorry that I don't play along, there will always be next...
**** it!

No no no, it's all gone wrong,
NEVER reply without a sing-song!		2012-03-29 21:19:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

You have that right.
I could rhyme all night!

But it gets so tiring.
That I want to cut my wiring.

I can't let that get to me.
I will just play with a rhyming key.

Uhh Huh. You know what it is.
Everything I do. I do it big.

Black and yellow. Black and yellow.
I'm a good fellow. That's rhymin' fellow.		2012-03-29 23:18:00

Author:
unc92sax
Posts: 928

To this humble old thread I give a bump.
"Reanimating the dead" sure makes my skin jump!
Which do you like more: bold or underlining?
Sometimes I like one; other times I like combining.
Near the time to be jolly, all the bells are jingling,
Nothing near that time leaves my skin tingling,
For near Christmas time, the jolliness comes,
And when people don't sing, you can always hear hums.
I know my holiday talking's delayed,
I hope that this won't leave you poets dismayed!
That's all for now. I'll surely come back later...
...AS SOON AS I ESCAPE FROM THIS BIG ALLIGATOR!!!		2012-05-22 23:30:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Pretentious drivel comes in different guises
But poetry's the one that Ungreth despises
Wordsworth has no words worth listening to
And Cummings ain't worth the crap on my shoe
Baudelaire's prose just makes me feel sick
While Keats and Burns can both suck my...		2012-05-23 02:48:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

I see that someone has re-bumped this thread;
I guess all that's left is to surge on ahead.

To my recent knowledge, Ungreth hates all things,
That relate or are somewhat like poetry.
For why it is dabble to him, I'm unsure,
But to berate the art in this thread is immature.
Shakespeare is a guaranteed classic, surely,
Silverstein and Frost do great poetry purely.
Poe and Hughes? They did poetry too.
And without Twain, who knows what we'd do.
You're entitled to opinions, and that's with no doubt,
But think things through before you call them out.		2012-05-23 04:32:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Dear Jack, your post is as irritating
As the art in this thread you say I'm berating
For if opinion is what we're entitled to
I'll express mine and say "poetry's poo!"		2012-05-23 06:00:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Oh the irony of one
Using poetry to claim poetry isn't fun

2012-05-23 06:10:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

The irony is that words are my strength
I could kill with my tongue from a corridor's length
But prose is like drinking a herbal fruit tea
It's all too pretentious and bourgeois for me

2012-05-23 06:26:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

What I don't quite understand, if you are one to troll,
Is that you yourself is rhyming, though you think it's a droll.
You can speak all of your words, and have some jolly fun,
But when it comes down to it, I'm the one with a gun.

:kz:		2012-05-23 06:35:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I need no gun because words are my bullets
My tongue is the trigger, so pray I don't pull it
Sure you can stand there and cantankerously rattle
But in the end you will lose this gangsta rap battle

2012-05-23 08:59:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Ungreth... In the rhyming spot?
what malicous plot, has he got?
I think he has something up his sleeve,
And until I find out what, I cannot leave!		2012-05-23 11:16:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Now I've done my poetry exam,
I never have to see a rhyme again.
Until, of course, I saw this thread,
All these rhymes mess with my head.		2012-05-24 17:59:00

Author:
kirbyman62
Posts: 1893

There once was a thread about rhymes,
And to this thread everyone chimes.
'Cause Lady-Luck started it,
Someone has charted it
As the third-best thread in all times!		2012-05-26 15:47:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I need no gun because words are my bullets
My tongue is the trigger, so pray I don't pull it
Sure you can stand there and cantankerously rattle
But in the end you will lose this gangsta rap battle



This is about poetry, boy, not about gangsta rap.
And those SoCal words outta you are crap.
You gotta keep the rhythm and schism fo-fizzin' if yo really are willin'
To keep a beat on the street where my SoCali bros are chillin'.
Yo British compoundin's confoundin' with the trappin' of gangsta rappin'
And less yo got some soul in yah, yo cred just isn't gonna happen.
This is the rhymin' and timin' of some bonafide West-Side.
And 'til you prove me wrong, you might as well committed suicide.

West-Coast represent, foo. :kz:		2012-05-27 00:19:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

(to Outlaw-Jack)
You really got a thread named after you?
As you said, "West-Coast represent, foo."
And Lady-Luck thought you were worthy enough
To start a thread from your fad, rhyming and stuff.
You are, to her, a special guy
Who made up a thread idea on the fly!
You are talented, Outlaw-Jack: You somehow convinced her
To make a thread from your influence, and rinsed her
Out of not respecting you.
I was always expecting you!		2012-05-28 17:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Outlaw Jack
Just lay off the crack
And quit all yo bluffin'
You clearly know nothin'
'Bout lyrical flow
I'm stealin' yo show
Those candy a$$ words
Are lyrical turds
So $hizzle yo n1zzle
And grab for yo gristle
But till you can grow one
You ain't foolin' no-one		2012-05-29 00:08:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Oh my peanuts, can this be?
A wonderful thread which I did not see!
After all, an evil warlord must rhyme
How else is he to pass the time
When his minions are dead
And his poor butlers lost his head?
Oh, an evil warlord must rap
As if he was a hoodlum in a cap
When his castle is barren
Due to its master Darron		2012-05-29 01:03:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Your red panda face makes my blood boil,
And yet I can deal with all of your toil.
Your insulting wit and your flattering words
Are as important to me as myself making turds.
I've dealt with trolls far more worse than you;
Of course, that fact, you already knew.
And now with this quarreling reaching it's peak,
You've at least entertained me for at least a week.
But now I must excuse you and your b^"?$#!%
And work on my story.

Oh yeah. You're in it.		2012-05-29 05:10:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Now now gentlemen it's time to stop
before one or more of our tempers pop.
Let's try and keep this under control
so I don't have to play Mod patrol.
Rhyming is fun and not everyone's style
so please don't make this thread a pile.		2012-05-29 05:22:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

Dear moderator maiden,
You have kept many waiting
for your magnificent decrees
Greater than the greatest trees
Many have longed to see the day
When you would create a new way
Of achieving happiness upon the Earth
Even beyond that of the miracle of birth
I have longed to taste that of evil's bane
So that I may cause it to wane
For evil is what evil does
No matter what one may say because
One is what one must be
No matter what you decree
For life is what life desires
Even if it longs for the fires
To consume us all, young and old
Therefore, if I may be so bold
To ask for your magnificent word
To aid me as like a sword
To defeat good, love and innocence
And even though this makes no sense
I would like to thank you for this wonderful time
For there is no greater joy than that to rhyme		2012-05-29 05:33:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Lady Luck, now please understand
There's really no reason for us to get banned
For Jack and I are just playing our roles
Like two gansta rappers, say Tupac and Smalls
A theatrical rivalry, entertainment the aim
We're only play fighting, it's all just a game
And though this is maybe not what you'd expect
For Jack I have only the utmost respect		2012-05-29 09:06:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Just came back here to acknowledge more beats,
I've had a hankering, so I know I won't sleep.
And also, here's to those above rapper's roasts.
God, how I love these self-fulfilling posts.		2012-05-29 17:05:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

Hello guys, reviving this thread, before it was left alone like moldy bread.
I really don't mean to boast, but your welcome for submitting another post		2012-07-19 06:26:00

Author:
SuperROBO1
Posts: 358

Wow this has been left alone for a while
Here I am posting in another style.
I wonder who will post next,
Use your keyboard to write text.		2012-07-26 23:42:00

Author:
bigl0uc0ntra
Posts: 113

Now wait right there, I'll have you know,
you don't write with a keyboard, you tap keys, as shown,
This sends a signal, long-way down a wire,
up to your monitor, even further up higher,
where electrons, like fire, go bang and go hiss,
so if you're saying I'm writing you'd be taking the p-		2012-07-27 23:08:00

Author:
Gavin
Posts: 338


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