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The Nearest Object is Now Doing Something
Archive: 41 posts
| The nearest object to you is now doing what the user above said it was doing. Example: Post #1: The nearest object destroyed your power supply. Post #2: Darn you water bottle, I was almost done with my game!!! The nearest object is now a hat. Post #3: This keyboard pencil sure makes a comfy hat. ... and so on. The nearest object is now eating stuff from the fridge. | 2011-10-14 15:21:00 Author: lemurboy12  Posts: 842 |
| aaaahhhhhhhh, my stapler has come to life! help! the nearest object smells like rancid meat and is slowly moving towards you | 2011-10-14 17:30:00 Author: biorogue  Posts: 8424 |
Is that normal for a roll of tissue paper? The nearest object is singing Rebecca Black's Friday in an extremely deep slow voice.  | 2011-10-14 22:26:00 Author: abyssalassassin  Posts: 717 |
| Well, there goes my TV remote... The next object is om-nom-nomming your head. | 2011-10-15 01:52:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack  Posts: 5757 |
| My phone! Get it off! The nearest object says: http://dropline.net/cats/images/and-now-you-die.jpg | 2011-10-15 06:56:00 Author: Speedynutty68  Posts: 1614 |
| How is my tape measure doing that... The nearest object farted. | 2011-10-15 07:49:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Ew, the blankets all over me too... The nearest object is FIRIN ITS LAZA!!!! | 2011-10-15 13:23:00 Author: ATMLVE  Posts: 1177 |
| My chair caught my bum on fire! The nearest object is questioning its existence. | 2011-10-15 13:34:00 Author: SnipySev  Posts: 2452 |
| Honey, get a life and stop asking questions! The nearest object is talking and was turned into a brown thing made by children in an old testing facility with a gun that shoots holes. | 2011-10-16 03:36:00 Author: Xtrahuman  Posts: 431 |
My ice cream can do that!? Cool!  The nearest object is listening to this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTshCYPAvLE | 2011-10-16 04:37:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| My ice cream can do that!? Cool! The nearest object is listening to this song! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTshCYPAvLE umm... you didn't get the portal reference? | 2011-10-16 05:31:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| I told you not to hear that song anymore, foot! The nearest object now likes to play Minecraft. | 2011-10-16 05:33:00 Author: ALEXhatena  Posts: 1110 |
| I told you not to hear that song anymore, foot! No. I did not connect the old testing facility with a gun that shoots holes to Portal in any way at all. Please explain that to me... Nearest object just recognized my sarcasm. | 2011-10-16 05:58:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| Good sarcasm spotting, mr. peice of paper with coffee spilled on it =O The nearest object is playing Mr. scruff music on your PS3 | 2011-10-16 14:43:00 Author: Cactii  Posts: 426 |
| That's impossible. I'm sitting on my chair... wait a sec- *falls down from absence of chair* The nearest object is beginning to do the tango. | 2011-10-16 16:57:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| Y U bounce around Laptop. The nearest object has a FACE on it, if you look at it a certain way. | 2011-10-16 17:02:00 Author: Dragonvarsity  Posts: 5208 |
| As long as my piano doesn't have a troll face I'm fine. The nearest object has transformed. It wants your Rubix cube. | 2011-10-16 18:31:00 Author: Sackpapoi  Posts: 1195 |
| Your ipod..it's playing both Friday and nyan .. At The same time! MANKIND IS DOOOOOOOMED | 2011-10-16 19:02:00 Author: Valeview  Posts: 1581 |
| No. I did not connect the old testing facility with a gun that shoots holes to Portal in any way at all. Please explain that to me... Nearest object just recognized my sarcasm. Old testing facility = Aperture Gun that shoots holes = Portal gun (OH MY GOD GET OFF THE RADIO WHISKERS! The nearest object is the nearest object.) | 2011-10-16 20:12:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431 |
| ...that was..useful? | 2011-10-16 22:20:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| I don't know... The nearest object is in ur base, killin? ur doodz. | 2011-10-16 22:45:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110 |
| Stop it, Game Informer magazine! I need those men! The nearest object has gone into cardiac arrest. | 2011-10-16 23:02:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757 |
| NO! MY IPOD TOUCH! He was so young!!! The nearest object to you has big, adorable eyes. Awwee! | 2011-10-17 01:22:00 Author: xero  Posts: 2419 |
| String cheese + Eyes = Wtf moment... The nearest object just disappeared. (Trick question for you conspiracy theorists, literal peoples, and dramatics. Can any of you figure it out? :o) | 2011-10-17 03:37:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| crap! My correction tape just disappeared! Wait! Do you hear that? It's black helicopters. They took it, I know they did. The nearest object just transformed into an alien craft. They were observers from another world and have been collecting data on you all week. | 2011-10-17 16:24:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424 |
| oh no..my couch... the nearest object to you has a crush on you! ^^ | 2011-10-17 17:25:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| Sorry coffee... you're not my type! The nearest object to you is a Minecraft Creeper in disguise! | 2011-10-17 18:51:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Gah, my PS3! Oh noes..does this mean it'll explode? the nearest object is orbiting you. | 2011-10-17 18:56:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| -Watches pad of sticky notes fly around the room...- Way too many WTF moments... The nearest object is in your console. Playing your games. | 2011-10-17 22:28:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| Paper-craft Companion Cube!! Those are my games! Ask permission first! The nearest object is secretly a bit naive. | 2011-10-17 22:39:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| I always knew my brother was weird... The nearest object is growing by the nanosecond. | 2011-10-17 22:41:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| YES! YESSS! MOAR TEA FOR ME!!! The nearest object is using the bathroom. | 2011-10-17 23:16:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Get back here computer screen! I needz you! The nearest object is messing up all my picture links... | 2011-10-17 23:21:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| ...well...what did you expect... letting a Robot space assassin Hamster loose on the LBPC forums.. ? The nearest object is pinning me to my bed... | 2011-10-17 23:24:00 Author: samalot  Posts: 591 |
| But... My keyboard is right here... :o The nearest object just grew an arm. | 2011-10-17 23:25:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| MY CAT HAS FIVE LEGS OMG!!11!!one!!eleven!! The nearest object is about to swallow your ear. | 2011-10-18 02:11:00 Author: ATMLVE Posts: 1177 |
| Bad cracker! I'm supposed to eat you! The nearest object is about to spontaneously combust. | 2011-10-18 03:14:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Nooo! Not my brother! Please no! Wait. Nevermind. Proceed. The nearest object is going to follow xero on Twitter. | 2011-10-18 06:38:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
| ON no! LBP2 Box! NOOO! The nearest object to you turned into nayn tac! | 2011-10-21 20:00:00 Author: Valeview Posts: 1581 |
| My PSP is suddenly pooping rainbows. The nearest object is raving with glowsticks. OONST OONST OONST OONST | 2011-10-21 20:41:00 Author: xero Posts: 2419 |
| Noo! My PC moniter! Wow... It's a really good dancer... o.O Where'd it get those arms? "Computer... You need to stop going on YouTube..." The nearest object is gathering it's friends to Party Boy you. | 2011-10-21 23:58:00 Author: Speedynutty68 Posts: 1614 |
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