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Say user above's scentence in a sophisticated way.

Archive: 237 posts

In this peculiar forum thread you have to try to speak in a sophisticated way.

Example:

Sorry Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
=
My sinceriest apologies Mr. Mario, but our king's daugther lies in a different stone fortress.

I'll start.

Why did the chicken cross the road?		2011-09-10 21:55:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

For what cause did our feathery poultry friend transverse over the thoroughfare?

...I don't know if I'm supposed to give something for someone else to try to make sophisticated... but if so:

"Do a barrel roll!"		2011-09-10 22:55:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Use the rudder of your plane to make it do a corkscrew.
((I don't see myself playing this for long, I'm not ggod at this))

'Teh Forum Gamez rox'		2011-09-10 23:08:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Why, my good sir, I do believe that Forum Games are somehow relevant to my internet identification code.






When will death live?		2011-09-10 23:12:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Oh yonder, wheneth willeth, the mysterious mysteries of Death, long to Liveth? [add 'eth' to everything to make it awesome.]

The Blue Dragon is very handsome.		2011-09-11 01:14:00

Author:
fighterwindplus
Posts: 403

Iridescent royal sapphire tinted scales resting on a reptile of considerable size creates an aura of utmost beauty...

The Playstation 3 pwns the Xbox 360. 		2011-09-11 01:18:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717

The gaming console named after Play Station Three is much more enjoyable than the gaming console named after X Box Three Sixty.

Who left the TV there?		2011-09-11 02:03:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Which one of you living beings had stationed the picture-projecting glass tube at the domain we are currently encountered in?

You must construct additional pylons!		2011-09-11 02:25:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Heresy! Thy must craft additional products of said polygons.

Two plus two equals?		2011-09-11 02:38:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

The quantity of a value with regards to another value of the same nature if thy previously mentioned numerical value is dio, equates to which other numeral if cast upon one another?

I win.		2011-09-11 02:44:00

Author:
WoodburyRaider
Posts: 1651

Verily, I am victorious.

She sells sea shells down by the sea shore.		2011-09-11 03:30:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

A human, by the gender of female, makes some dough () by giving away them for said dough () by a body of water that has the name of "see."

God that sucked (that's not it!!)

Hi. (that <--- is it)		2011-09-11 03:49:00

Author:
Unknown User

Good day, my good fellow, how do you do.

IT's a windy day.		2011-09-11 03:51:00

Author:
fighterwindplus
Posts: 403

IT's a windy day.

I do say, dear fellow, that this gust keeps blowing my hat astray, indeed 'tis quite the windy day.		2011-09-11 05:06:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

Cracker jacks are good.2011-09-11 05:13:00

Author:
Random
Posts: 673

I say, these pieces of caramelized popcorn are quite delectable.

I like burritos.		2011-09-11 05:18:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

This bread filled with various vegatables and meat, sure is quite delectable.

I want more MONEY!		2011-09-11 06:40:00

Author:
fighterwindplus
Posts: 403

Why, I must say i do very much desire some currency for myself...

That sackboy is shooting me...		2011-09-11 06:49:00

Author:
sackboy7789
Posts: 280

This doll that is filled with fluff is firing projectiles in this direction.

My computer is almost dead.		2011-09-11 07:05:00

Author:
alaskadawn
Posts: 101

My computing terminal's life span is coming to an end shortly.


Do you know the muffin man?		2011-09-11 07:18:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Have you taken knowledge of the sweet wheat and milk mixture of small size male human?

They see me rollin', they hatin'.		2011-09-11 18:12:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

When you see me rolling along, you fellows strongly dislike me.

What dat over der' man!?		2011-09-11 20:03:00

Author:
fighterwindplus
Posts: 403

Have you taken knowledge of the sweet wheat and milk mixture of small size male human?

They see me rollin', they hatin'.


When you see me rolling along, you fellows strongly dislike me.

http://memepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/joseph-ducreux-they-see-me-rollin.jpg


What dat over der' man!?

Aghast! What is that over the distance my good fellow?

REEL WATERZ!!!?1!1?		2011-09-11 20:12:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

Is that solution comprised of hydrogen and oxygen?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard		2011-09-11 21:05:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

My cold, thick, dairy product conveys all the male juveniles to the terrace2011-09-11 21:15:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

I say good sir, I have nothing to say because you haven't speaked at all.

The cake is a lie.		2011-09-12 00:53:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

The said product of a mixture of wheat, milk and eggs is found to be a fallacy.

I'LL NEVER THINK THIS THROUGH, NEVER!!!		2011-09-12 00:58:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I'LL NEVER THINK THIS THROUGH, NEVER!!!

I shan't think that, for as long as time will stand, this sentence shall never be pondered by the human being known as myself.

so i herd you liek mudkipz		2011-09-12 03:21:00

Author:
ATMLVE
Posts: 1177

I perceived that you favor small, blue, amphibious Pok?mon with a large head, wide mouth, black, beady eyes and an orange, star-shaped external gills on its cheeks.


I rang your doorbell at least 5 times.		2011-09-12 03:54:00

Author:
Tileno
Posts: 81

I happened to activate the warning ability of the object attached to your door about five times.
(This is sooo difficult)
Its a double rainbow, oh my god ...		2011-09-12 19:49:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

That is a refraction of light in water phenomenom found in the quantity of two, I am impressed by the name of God!

You earned a trophy: Earn your first trophy!		2011-09-13 01:11:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

Congratulations on this most distinguished achievement, The acquisition of your first virtual, non-tangeable accolade.


I liek Mudkipz...		2011-09-13 01:17:00

Author:
Maxi
Posts: 1176

I must say, how I do enjoy this delectable viscous cream dappled with a savory sinful chocolate.

I eats raw eggs for energy.		2011-09-13 02:07:00

Author:
RickRock_777
Posts: 1567

I do consume the unhatched embryos of poultry to gain sustenance and drive!

Fluttershy pony is best pony.		2011-09-13 03:08:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

In my honest opinion, the young equine mare Fluttershy is of the utmost cuteness and all around most likable of the bunch.
I had to do this one because I find it to be so true.

Cooler in 10 seconds flat.		2011-09-13 03:13:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

It gets an increase in the capacity to entertain people in the perfect period of ten seconds.

Ramirez! End the war with a throwing knife!		2011-09-13 19:50:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I"d like to ask you, Mr. Ramirez, to throw the sharp and pointy object you are holding to give an end to this massive destruction and slaughtery event.

I'm the best in SPACE!		2011-09-15 03:52:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I am very victorious when it comes to the outer frontiers.

I aced Negativitron.		2011-09-16 02:46:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

I have fully completed the final confrontation to save the cosmos from evil, without submitting to the icy chill of death.

That Creeper just blew up my house!		2011-09-16 03:24:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

My Interior Designer has completely remodeled my Chateau for a beatifully unobstructed view of the nearby Woodlands Country Club and Golf Resort.

6 gets eggrolls.		2011-09-16 03:44:00

Author:
RickRock_777
Posts: 1567

6 unknown objects/identities get chicken spawns wrapped in a tough shell.

Napoleon can never be trusted... Never.... (Played too Much Civ 5 today)		2011-09-16 03:48:00

Author:
Tileno
Posts: 81

The person named Napoleon shouldn't be trusted by any means. (I've happened to play CiV5, which was an overdose over time)

[Insert random sentence here until Nys comes back]		2011-09-16 20:23:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I believe you should place a statement in inside those brackets until my good friend Nys arrives.

I need to save Planet X		2011-09-16 20:59:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

I am in need to auxiliate the rescue of the planet named after "X"

I has Steam		2011-09-16 21:00:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I got hold of a level made by the creator nysudyrgh.
(Check mah sig. )
I is a huge fan of teh forum gamez, dey rool!		2011-09-16 22:43:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

I would like to mention that I really enjoy the forum games. They are excelent!

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!		2011-09-16 23:09:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Argh... That's a hard one... Umm...

This constantly reverberating hubbub is telling us that the yellow crescent shaped communications device needs an answering.

Did I get it?

I am afraid that you don't have the advanced cranial development to even fathom a doubly sophisticated sentence than this.		2011-09-17 07:05:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

Thou dost lack cerebral development competent enough to properly comprehend this vichyssoise of verbiage, veering most verbose. Verily, the vicissitude of variance upon which this post doth vindicate validates the very vindictive vow bestowed upon it.

Well here we are again, it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice?		2011-09-17 07:55:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Ah, we meet yet again old chap, such a delightful pleasure everytime I concieve of this. Do recall the moment in which you attempted to murder me, twice, I might add?

Fear leads to anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to Suffering....		2011-09-18 05:45:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

Non-intrepid leads to anger - Anger leads to rancorous - Rancorous leads to inevitable suffering..

(Am I doing it right? )		2011-09-18 10:08:00

Author:
Unknown User

Would you kindly tell me whether I am carrying this out appropriately?

→ "Haters gonna hate".		2011-09-18 12:30:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305

People who greatly dislike things shall, as a matter of fact, greatly dislike things.

When I was a kid.... I wanted to be... a wizard. A wizard, pal! 		2011-09-18 16:07:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

At the moment that i were young, I desired to become what they call... a wizard. A wizard, my old chap!

Space is too big, wanna go home.		2011-09-19 00:54:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

The galactic nebula surrounding the rock that we survive on is extremely and proportionally on the larger end of the size scale. I wish to go back to my place of dwelling.

First, there was cheese. Then came the dinosaurs...		2011-09-19 03:44:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

In the beginning of biodiversity and the habitation of Earth, there was the pasteurized dairy product we call cheese. Shortly after, the next biological step to follow was the dawn of the dinosaurs...

I'm an idiot.		2011-09-21 05:34:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I do say, my cognitive skills are very much under-developed to the point of, dare I say, idiocy!


I need to get a hold of myself.		2011-09-21 06:07:00

Author:
Astrosimi
Posts: 2046

I am in need to obtain a hold of my own being.

Where's Waldo?		2011-09-22 03:26:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Oh, excuse me, would you happen to know where a man by the name of Waldo might be, he's wearing a white shrit with red stripes, a quite nifty hat with the same colors and some glasses too.

Darnit, the camel ate my turnip greens I was growing in the back yard!		2011-09-22 13:28:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Blasphemy, the mentionated camel just ingested the turnip greens I were taking care of in the back of my home.

I have to go take a shower.		2011-09-23 04:38:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I ( As in me) have to go run fast and lock the bathroom door and take a shower.
I need to wash my hands.		2011-09-23 04:45:00

Author:
StaticLinuxpro
Posts: 482

Rejoice, for the cleansing molecules, originating from some magnificent animal's fat have formed a way of restoring my hands from the dirty substances spread across the entire globe.

Rap makes me queezy like the little boy in the teapot.		2011-09-23 17:52:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

The amount of the particles that make up obstacles.

pwned		2011-09-27 03:44:00

Author:
DominationMags
Posts: 1840

I, have competed against you, sir, and you have been unremarkably defeated.

Ow! What was that all about?!?!?		2011-10-02 15:21:00

Author:
Unknown User

My goodness, what was that all about, explain yourself!

tissue pl0x		2011-10-02 16:11:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

My good sir, may you kindly hand over a nose-wiper into the palm of my fancy smooth hand?

Hey, party people!		2011-10-16 20:16:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

My fellow friends! I would like to start a clebration with you with no aparent reason!

Try a somersault!		2011-10-16 22:39:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I encourage you to prepare and execute a riveting and exciting somersault by tucking yourself into a fettle position and thus initiate a vertical roll forwards!

Peachy.		2011-10-16 23:01:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Yes, quite swell indeed.

This one time, at band camp...		2011-10-16 23:04:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Many days ago, a singular moment happened, which I would like to talk about with you. It was in a camp where humans meet to talk and participate in musically related activities. What occured was.....

Almonds or peanuts?		2011-10-17 04:23:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Would you rather prefer prunus dulces or arachis hypogaeas?

The duck went "Quack!"		2011-10-17 05:25:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

"Quack!", exclaimed the duck. The duck was quite excited, for your see, a human had just tossed a fresh, moist morsel of bread into the shallow water nearby.

This is the hook, it's catchy, you like it?		2011-10-17 05:48:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

I do say, this is the curved instrument for obtaining things, it's quite ideal, do you approve?

My Truck can haul 5 dead hogs, what about yours?		2011-10-17 16:19:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

My jalopy has the capacity to store up to five deceased razorbacks. Is yours capable of such a feat?

COMPUTER, Y U NO WORK?!		2011-10-17 18:40:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

I say, my computer seems to have stopped working, is there a reason for this?

BOOM! HEADSHOT! NYAN CAT SUX!
^^		2011-10-17 19:13:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Reverberate! I shot you in the head! The cat who flies through the nebula leaving rainbow waste is no good!
(Smiley face with no mouth)

Each cohort of our young are more technologically sophisticated than the previous year.		2011-10-17 22:38:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

That is sophisticated!

I like to punt gnomes! They cn't Fly strt.		2011-10-21 19:54:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

I oh so dearly enjoy kicking little dwarves, due to their inability to soar straight.


Outta my way, emo!		2011-10-22 03:05:00

Author:
Unknown User

Excuse me, I need to pass by you emotionally disturbed child!

I c4n pwn u 4ny d4y f 7h3 w33k cus im 1337!

(I can pwn you any day of the week because I'm elite!

For those of you who don't speak 1337)		2011-10-22 03:08:00

Author:
Speedynutty68
Posts: 1614

I daresay that I can defeat you in any manner of challenge on any day of the week. I feel this to be true simply because I am better than you.

Friendship is Magic!		2011-10-23 05:38:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

This Friendship defies the laws of logic.

Boo-Yeah, High Five!		2011-10-23 12:11:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Huzzah! Slap the palm of your hand against mine excitedly!

UMADBRO?

(probably been done... but whatevs.)		2011-10-23 21:23:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Excuse me, but you appear to have lost sense in your brain Brother. did you know?

Say Wha?!		2011-10-23 22:29:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Pardon me, but would you mind repeating what you just said, if you will?

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?		2011-10-23 22:35:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

I've heard this before... what is it from?

*Ahem*

Hast thou ever gone to such great lengths as to say that thou hast come to the conclusion that thous wouldst use a Go board, and have the utmost desire to gain the appearance of?

Ouch. My brain.		2011-10-25 03:16:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Well I say, my cranium rather feels sore all of a sudden!

All your base are belong to us.		2011-10-25 19:56:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357

Resistance is futile, your base of operations has been seized and is now under our control, in its entirety.

It's been so long, I've been out of my body with you
I feel alone, feel at home, feel like nothing is true		2011-10-25 20:17:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

I have been here for many moons, I've had a spiritual experience with you, However, I feel like the wolf on the hilltop, howling at the moon, alone. I feel warm, comfortable, like I am at home. I feel like it is all simply a mirage.

Hey now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play.
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid.
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold....		2011-10-26 00:48:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357

Good day, sire, I must dear say you are an expert entrepreneur and a musical genius, I must inform you that all that shines brilliantly, is precious metal. Only soaring masses obliterate the ground.

Everyday I'm shufflin'.		2011-10-26 02:42:00

Author:
Unknown User

Daily, I shamble.

Reloading!		2011-10-26 05:10:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

I am informing to you, my fellow colleague, that there are no more cartdriges inside my projectile-based weapon therefore I must add another container filled with said cartdriges in its chamber.

You don't want to die? How would you want to die?		2011-10-26 22:21:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

You don't want to pass onto the next life, fulfilling your destiny? How wouldst thou like to?

DO A BARREL ROLL!		2011-10-27 00:39:00

Author:
flyinhawaiian
Posts: 357

You there! Pull off an aerial roll over!

Get down! 		2011-10-30 20:52:00

Author:
Unknown User

Everyone! Take your knees and kneel down to the floor, or perhaps just lay there. As long as your head isn't up.

It was you commited the crime!		2011-10-30 23:19:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

My sir, I must tell you that it was you the person who commited the crime, not me.

Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan		2011-10-31 01:12:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

An Obnoxious Feline Sound An Obnoxious Feline Sound An Obnoxious Feline Sound An Obnoxious Feline Sound

My hand is a dolphin! O_O;		2011-10-31 04:31:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

My prehensile appendage is, indeed, an aquatical mammal creature. I am very exhalted about it!

I like trains...		2011-11-01 03:10:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I am a locomotive enthusiast.

Hello, and thank you for calling the department of redundancy department.		2011-11-01 03:40:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Greetings! Welcome to the redundacy department department telecomunicative line.

CRACKNYAN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtNaz2RvaSA&feature=related)		2011-11-02 22:09:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

An Obnoxious Feline Sound sang in a way that sounds very drunken away.

http://www.court-records.net/animation/phoenix-objecting.gif
http://www.court-records.net/rips/bubble-objection.gif

OBJECTION! Should've seen that coming eh? 		2011-11-17 04:49:00

Author:
Fang
Posts: 578

"My good sir! I object to that notion!"

"Yo mamas so fat, her senior picture was an aireil view."
(I had to. :3)		2011-11-17 06:47:00

Author:
jalr2d2
Posts: 256

Good Sir, I believe that your mother is very obese, that her photograph had to be from aerial view

Hello! This is the part where I kill you!		2011-11-25 05:20:00

Author:
TheUltraDeino
Posts: 1274

Greetings, this is the position is sed timeline where I end your living on this planet.

"We got a chopper coming, get your head down" !		2011-11-28 10:17:00

Author:
Conorp55
Posts: 81

We have an aerial vehicle traveling in your direction, please lower your head!

Can't let you do that!		2011-12-01 04:35:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I'm afraid I cannot permit you to partake in such actions.

It's dangerous to go alone! Here, take this.		2011-12-02 01:24:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Tis dangerous to preform an action, in which you proceed by none other than yourself, please place your hands out and recieve this item which I am about to give you.

"I can't wait to wake up on Christmas morning and see all the nice presents"		2011-12-13 10:03:00

Author:
Conorp55
Posts: 81

My exuberance is unmatched when I think of rising on Christmas morn, bearing witness to the glorious gifts bestowed upon me.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.		2011-12-13 19:20:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Beer does not happen to be my usual fancy, but when it is my turn to chug the liquid down, I prefer to use a beer by the title of "Dos Equis."

(fail)

BACON STRIPS		2012-05-19 02:29:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

Strips of meat cut from the belly of a pig and cooked to perfection!

OMG!!! LBPVITA!!!!!!!		2012-05-21 13:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I say! It's LittleBIGPlanet on the Playstation Vita handheld gaming device.

Hello! This is the part where I kill you!		2012-05-22 23:47:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

Why, good afternoon ol' chap. It appears as though it is that time where I must kill you! Awfully sorry about this.

Heart For Heart!?!		2012-05-22 23:50:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

I will voluntarily exchange my prestigious condolences towards you if you are ever-so kind to promise that you'll do a similar action for myself, all in an unearned attempt to gain virtual fame.

My computer exploded.		2012-05-22 23:58:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

It appears as though my computer has spontaneously combusted.

So what do we do now?		2012-05-23 00:00:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

So what do we do now?

We are in a precarious predicament where either action will result in a following instance where either outcome will be neither more or less beneficial to our current situation.

My queue is too long.		2012-05-23 00:02:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

It appears as though I have encountered a conundrum. The amount I levels I have awaiting my plays, has become far too long.

So, is it just me and you posting here?		2012-05-23 00:05:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

So, is it just me and you posting here?

It is clearly evident that only two individuals, granted the fictitious titles Valeview and Night Angel, are solely conversing with one another abroad a forum game, without the assistance of complementary forum members.

Yeah, it's just us.		2012-05-23 00:08:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

Yeah, it's just us.

I concur. It does appear as though we are the only members posting.

So, how's the weather in space?		2012-05-23 00:11:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

I concur. It does appear as though we are the only members posting.

So, how's the weather in space?

I inquire upon whether the weather in space is sufficient to your liking.

It's a little on-and-off.		2012-05-23 00:14:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

It's a little on-and-off.

It appears to be neither great nor terrible.

Love this discussion, reckon we can get a page out of it?		2012-05-23 00:21:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Love this discussion, reckon we can get a page out of it?

I possess feelings of affection amidst this conversation, do you believe it is possible to extend the discussion beyond initial reckoning?

I'm pretty sure we can.		2012-05-23 00:42:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

I'm pretty sure we can.

It is, in my opinion, possible to do the afforementioned task.

Oh awesome. Stopped working on LBPJourney? ;_;		2012-05-23 00:59:00

Author:
Valeview
Posts: 1581

Oh awesome. Stopped working on LBPJourney? ;_;

That is indubitably fantastic! Has the grand assignment of LBPJourney ceased production?

[Not the Sentence: As of recently, I'm actually in the process of finding new team members. I want to work on it over the summer, actually]

[The Sentence]: That's what's up right now.		2012-05-23 01:07:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

Oh greetings my lovelies. How are you doing in this fine sensual weather? [I remember LBJ. Good luck, hopefully you'll find more dedicated people this time. ]

Thug life yo.		2012-05-23 01:14:00

Author:
bonner123
Posts: 1487

Oh greetings my lovelies. How are you doing in this fine sensual weather? [I remember LBJ. Good luck, hopefully you'll find more dedicated people this time. ]

Thug life yo.

(Thanks for the wishes! You and SLS10 were definitely the most comedic of the bunch )

Welfare gangster actions prolonged throughout my duration on Earth, for you sir.

Respect the shoes!		2012-05-23 01:25:00

Author:
Night Angel
Posts: 1214

Glorify your feet cushioners made of leather, rubber, and string!

What in the world?		2012-05-23 01:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I say, I cannot identify something similar to this in our home planet! Could anyone tell me what is this?

Gimme all the pizza subs you have. NOW.		2012-05-23 04:20:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Me chumblie, would you be so kind as to donate to me your marvelous sandwich made of tomato and cheese to me? Oh, but you mustn't wait. I am desperately famished.

Spam Ctrl-F4!!!!!		2012-05-23 13:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Repeatedly press down the button on your computer text device labeled Ctrl 4.

Please try again in 29 seconds.		2012-05-24 13:13:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

Is it okay for you to wait one second less than half a minute before you perform your deed?

I want to go to the beach!		2012-05-24 14:02:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I verily wish to travel to yonder area of weathered and eroded rock particles.

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the plains.		2012-05-24 19:06:00

Author:
Burrich
Posts: 1018

The Spanish climate appears to be the wettest above the Spanish Plains.

Has anyone ever been as far as decided to do so look more like?		2012-05-24 20:04:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

(I think the sentence above is already sophisticated!)

Come on! Pet Mr. Furball!		2012-05-25 22:39:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I sincerely prefer it if you, Master Furball, are to make your way into my presence!

Your momma's so fat, she jumped in the sea and the sea jumped out.		2012-05-26 10:16:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

(I meant "Pet Mr. Furball" as "stroke Mr. Furball on the back, etc.", but whatever.)

Thine mother is very obese, so much as to occupy the entire volume of the ocean if she is to leap in.

THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVA!!1!!!!1!!!		2012-05-26 15:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I find this social event most enjoyable.

THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS		2012-05-26 16:08:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Monsieur, there is this odd infestation from the brick surfaces approaching us!

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN...		2012-05-26 16:38:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

[Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline][Japanese sound for a domestic feline]

Someone's sappin' mah sentry!		2012-05-26 16:43:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

It appears that my sentry's power source has been inhibited.

BACON IS GOOD FER ME		2012-05-26 19:10:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I find these strips of pig product are well suited for my person.

Brevity is the soul of wit.		2012-05-26 19:21:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Saying things in a long winded way will stop them being funny or intelligent.

I like trains.		2012-05-26 19:27:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

I adore those vehicles with many carts, some of which hold luggage, others humans, that runs on diesel.

Party rockers in the house tonight!		2012-05-26 19:33:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I cannot think of a decent song to write, so instead of respecting my musical heritage i shall produce some drivel!

TINY JAPANESE GIRL, YOU'RE MINE!		2012-05-26 19:35:00

Author:
Kern
Posts: 5078

Young female person of small proportions from the country by the name of Japan, thine body belongs to me now!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?		2012-05-26 19:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Good sir. I would like to ask, how much basic building material could a woodchuck collect if a woodchuck could collect basic building material?
(I hate you so much)

Squaredance!		2012-05-26 20:24:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Movement to a beat in the form of a geometric shape found on a flat plane containing four sides of equal length.

Someone's gonna get new pair of cement shoes if that someone doesn't keep quiet about someone.		2012-05-26 21:41:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

An unknown person shall wear foot protectors made out of sand, water, and gravel if they do not silence about another unknown person.

THIS IS SPARTA!		2012-05-26 21:47:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

It appears that this city-state has a special name assigned to it: Sparta.

TURN THE VOLUME UP ALL THE WAY!!!!!!1!!!1!!!1!!1!!		2012-05-27 00:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Maximize the level of sound to its peak111111!111!111!11!11

The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation.		2012-05-27 01:14:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

At the birth of your sight of this meme, place a duplicate onto your signature, which is on the bottom of each and every one of your posts, on your profile in any public talk space and perform addition with the current generation and the number one.

My bro plays Red Dead Redemption.		2012-05-27 19:18:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The sibling fruit of our mater's womb doth pleasure himself upon a crimson salvation now bereft of life

I'll have a pint of lager, a pack of scampi fries and a G&T for the missus please barman		2012-05-27 22:01:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

I would like to acquire an alcoholic beverage, a pint if you please, that is classified as a "lager", an appropriately sized package of carbohydrates with subtle hints of scampi and lemon, and another alcoholic beverage that associates itself with the taste of wet grass, a "Gin & Tonic" you may call it, for this female patron if you would so kindly, sir.

Get on point, stupid!		2012-05-27 23:59:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

I must politely insist that you cease your circumnavigation of the defined objective, foolhardy one.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?		2012-05-28 06:31:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Good sir, I believe this particular statement has already been previously transformed as per the regulations of this event.
Therefore, I regret to inform you that one should refrain from reusing the aforementioned query regarding the relative amount of timber, lumber, or other forms of a tree substance a thrower of said material would launch if said organism were even theoretically capable of propelling the previously mentioned material any distance.

With that said,

I find you guilty of the crime of...you know what, GUILTY!		2012-05-28 15:59:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

I hath discovered thou not innocent of the malefactor that is the deed of...thou should remember this, EVIL-DOING!

Grab the Gold!		2012-05-28 17:22:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Seize thy element which is doth labeled under the atomic number of seventy-nine!

U mad, bro?		2012-05-28 18:48:00

Author:
Outlaw-Jack
Posts: 5757

Sir, you appear to have ruptured a blood vessel in a fit of pique. Pray tell, might I be correct in this assumption?

Dude, ur level sucks. H4H?		2012-05-28 19:28:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

My good sir, I would have to say that your combination of pixels you composed which I stared at for a rather long time do not suite my needs. I would rather that you and I would lighten up our pixels with red and pink.

I am a nerd.		2012-05-28 20:09:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

I say, I do hope you group of fine fellows insist that I flaunt my passionate love and obsession for intellectual perfection.

BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS.
Pears.		2012-05-28 21:26:00

Author:
Sackpapoi
Posts: 1195

Quadruple Pluralized Ursine.
Edible green skinned fruits which are rounded at the bottom and taper towards the stem.

You remind me of the babe.		2012-05-28 23:01:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Your countenance bears a certain resemblance to a pulchritudinous young vixen with whom I would much like to fornicate

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I'll go and eat worms!		2012-05-29 00:53:00

Author:
Ungreth
Posts: 2130

Sorry, but I have no self confidence, mainly because everyone has a strong neutral feeling for me and minds to be around me. I must consume the most common form of decomposing organisms.

My mom gave it to me		2012-05-29 01:48:00

Author:
Unknown User

The creator of my very existing lent thou item in my hands.

ME GUSTA		2012-05-30 02:18:00

Author:
Xtrahuman
Posts: 431

Simplemente adoro que

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!		2012-05-30 02:24:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

It just so happens that I am in biological possession of the symptons, a sudden temperature rise and headache, which may just be the common fever. This may, however, be cured by the only means of available medical treatment - the cowbell, which had preceded to be the origin of the fever.

Wavin' wizards, what is that man doing.		2012-06-03 23:38:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

Good sir, I must exclamte, saint occurence! I do wonder what is that man doing.

They're gonna hafta' bury whats left of ye in a soup can!		2012-06-16 00:17:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

They will be having to leave the remains of thine presence to decay in a can meant to contain stew!

My PS3 got the YLoD. (Not really, but just giving an example.)		2012-06-17 19:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Oh dear! My extremely awesome and fancy gaming console just happened to have a light in a color of yellow monochromatic waves!
(Not actually, good sir, I were trying to give an example)

And it was good.		2012-06-17 19:41:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Additionally, the outcome had blown my mind away in awesomeness.

"ALEXhatena's Tumblr Blog: Now with 100% more activity."		2012-06-18 01:40:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

A sign, which upon basic visual assessment, in the English language, is saying: "Tumblr Use ~ALEXhatena~ has extremely recently by 0.1(recurring) moments, upgraded his spent time on said website to 100%".

I'm lovin' it.		2012-06-26 16:21:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

My brain is cherishing this event.

"I hope she makes lotsa spaghetti!"		2012-06-26 19:57:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Excluding all events and actions that could or could not make this happen, I still wish that the female comes into my presence bearing a large quantity of pasta.

You only get an Ooh! with Typh-oo.		2012-06-27 15:39:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

The only present you receive with another word for waterpool minus N is an exclamation of excitation.

Who's it?		2012-06-27 22:54:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Which individual has been specified?

This doesn't look good.		2012-06-28 15:54:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Oh, my! This predicament seems to promise nothing to gaiety.

Mine tastes like a taco!		2012-06-28 15:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Mine possesses a flavour not unlike that of a taco.

The roof is on fire!		2012-07-03 20:59:00

Author:
xero
Posts: 2419

The shingled rooftops are ablaze with flames and gray gaseous smoke!

Ignorance detected: firing knowledge cannon.		2012-07-03 22:56:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Utter lack of knowledgable content detected: Igniting the acceleration of the ignorance reversal projectile.
Jumping the shark.		2012-07-03 23:03:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Leaping skywards, towering above a vicious sea predator.

I want a 16:9 TV!		2012-07-04 22:01:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Good sir, I really would cherish to aquire a television signal capturing and reproducing device of a definition of a greater quality.

"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!"
-Scout		2012-07-05 07:34:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

"Very dumb, not knowing, never at school, opposite of wise!"
-Tall, Lean Killing Machine

Who underlined, made bold, italicized, made green, and increased the size of my text?		2012-07-06 16:41:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Which person placed lines under, slightly rotated, and modified size and color of the web message? [SIZE=1]

Honey, why is the baby on fire?		2013-02-22 02:21:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309

I must ask you, my lovely wife.. why has our young child been set ablaze?

"I hope she makes lotsa spaghetti!"
I love you for this quote. Hotel Mario... its fun remembering those bad times.

ANYWAYS...
Well, garsh, it looks like the toilet's done fore.		2013-02-22 02:25:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

I beg your pardon, but it appears that our toilet has suffered a critical failure.

Space? Space! SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAACE!!!		2013-02-22 15:51:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

It appears we have left the atmosphere.

I like poop.		2013-02-22 21:40:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

I enjoy the company of excretement.

I AM NOT A MORON!!		2013-02-22 21:44:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

My brain is not not one of low intelligence.

But mommy... I GOTTA GO!		2013-02-25 22:31:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Whatever your reason may be, from posessing an excessive ego to lacking an adequate portion of time to allow me to do as I must, it still does not excuse the fact that my blatter is now full and that the next step is inevitable.

Rain drops keep falling on my head.		2013-02-26 03:21:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208

Precipitiation is impacting with the upper portion of my body.

Are we in space?		2013-02-26 07:43:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

I ask thee: Are we in the deepest depths of the cosmos?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/32624928.jpg		2013-02-27 22:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

My level of excitement achieved from being in possession of these exemplars of fine literature is so elevated, I feel the need to call the name of a deity, ignoring any proper spelling rules.

Ok. Since simply talking is not going to work, let me ask you again: Where are your freaking pants?		2013-02-28 02:06:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

May I ask you a question: I wish to enquire about the whereabouts of your underwear.

Did you mean underwear? In the UK pants mean underwear. Not trousers. So, just to reiterate: You may or may not have meant trousers.		2013-02-28 07:33:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

Have thou presumed the meaning of underwear to be "undergarments"? In the United Kingdom of England, the word "pants" stand for those undergarments, not the clothing on top of them. So, in conclusion, thus, or therefore, depending on your tastes: you possibly did or did not mean those clothes above the undergarments.
(that was fun )

Rainbow Dash is best pony.		2013-02-28 22:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The Pegasi known to his friends and family as "Rainbow Dash" is the greatest adolescent horse.

Here's the deal: Grass grows, sun shines, birds fly, and brother? I hurt people.		2013-03-01 18:33:00

Author:
junk-Warrior7
Posts: 276

While the grass will rise, the sun will be ablaze, and the birds will take flight, what will I do? This, you ask, my brother, and I have come to provide an answer: I will deliver physical pain upon others.

That needs to be the intro to a movie. It'd be the best movie ever. Anyways,

The toilet is white. Why is it white?		2013-03-19 22:15:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

The bit of technology which delivers waste down to a sewer is the color of a cumulus cloud. Why is this peculiar object the color of a cumulus cloud?

I just became comphermc's friend! 		2013-03-19 23:59:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Sorry mate, that sentence is too mindblowingingly awesome to fix.

All of da thingies are in the basket now!		2013-03-20 23:43:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Every entity of the group of thingamajigs are inside the wood and rope holding basket at this moment!

I'm back, and I'm baby-back!		2013-03-21 23:02:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I have reentered this forum, and this I did with a human being under the age of 1.

Get to da choppa!		2013-03-22 17:36:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

We must flee in a quick manner to the flying machine with blades known as a helicopter.

SRSLY GUISE?		2013-03-22 23:00:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I am in void and doubt your sincere remark, I urge you to re-evaluate the current situation in the name of all that is good post-haste.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.		2013-03-22 23:29:00

Author:
PPp_Killer
Posts: 449

A egg and human hybrid known as "Humpty Dumpty" took the liberty of sitting on a great structure of stone, only to descend down in a move of accidental suicide.

My mother likes beans.

EDIT: woah, I just responded to a dude who's one of the first MM Picks. *mindblow*		2013-03-23 00:12:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

She, that is to say, the woman of maternal relation to myself, enjoys the substances of legumes to a degree.

Refine: Momentarily cease thought and action, I have, at this moment, acknowledged and replied to an individual of such calibur as to have been an early selection by the body known as Media Molecule. "conscious and unconscious being explodes"



You are not a gun, you are what you choose to be. Choose!		2013-03-23 05:03:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Thou art not an automatic metal shooting device, thou art what the identity upon which your brain settles. Settle on an identity!

rofl dis lvl is AMAZNG pls play mai zombi survivl lvl h4h		2013-03-23 20:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Joy, I say, joy! I've created, in the name of my very being, an interactive experience! This pinnacle of technology and creativity allows players to enter an undead survival simulation of the finest caliber. Should thou decide to partake in this exquisite oppurtunity, I would be most pleased to partake in any of your inventions, as I am simply that enthralled with the very idea of this magnum opus of mine! /nonsense

I ate every last pickle out of the ice-cream plate in space. Every...last...pickle.		2013-03-25 20:35:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

My being hath consumed the entirety of the pickled cucumbers in the cosmos. The entirety...of...pickled cucumbers.

I have ADHD, which stands for Attention Deficit Hypera--oh hey look, a squirrel.		2013-03-26 23:29:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I, unfortunately, have a horrible condition known as ADHD, or Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. This condition is so horrid that I am not even paying attention to you at this moment, as my focus has shifted towards a squirrel. I most sincerely apologize.

OH MY GAWD DAFT PUNKS COMIN BACK		2013-03-29 03:22:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Oh, in the name of the Savior! My favorite song artist, by name Daft Punk, is returning to making songs!

We-ee are never, ever, ever, getting back together.		2013-03-29 14:51:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

It appears we have broken up. What a shame.

Hey, I just met you... and this is CRAAAZY! But here's my number, so call me maybe!		2013-04-02 01:39:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Internet Meme!

Lions and Tigers and Bears Oh My!		2013-04-02 02:44:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

Large feline orange carnivorous mammals with manes, large feline orange striped mammals without manes, and brown ursine carnivorous mammals, oh my Lord!

Heeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady!		2013-04-02 03:19:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Hello, attractive women. I would like to engage in relations.

Hola, mis amigos!		2013-04-03 21:52:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Salutations to the comrades of me!

99 red balloons.		2013-04-03 22:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

99 luftballoons.

The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!		2013-04-04 01:19:00

Author:
xxMATEOSxx
Posts: 1787

HA-HA POISON IN BREWS IN STUFF! (Your sentence was too smart to make smart so I made it dumb)

COME ON GUISE!		2013-04-05 00:47:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Attempt to make progress, comrades!

Doctor Who now?		2013-04-06 01:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I must be informed of your last name, fellow Doctor of mine!

If I eat a cat, will flowers erupt in my stomach and make me barf rainbows?		2013-04-09 02:57:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

On the chance that I consume a feline, are fuzzy plants going to bloom in my digestive organ and cause me to vomit multicolored semicircles?

Let'sa go!		2013-04-09 19:58:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

We should venture on our journey now, comrade Luigi.

But my momma told me no.		2013-04-10 00:56:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

However the female parent of me commanded me not to do these actions.

Raisins come from grapes.		2013-04-12 22:45:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

It is a known fact that raisins come from the wonderful fruit known, indeed, as grapes.

But my pickles are dancing on the toilet.		2013-04-12 22:55:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

It seems my pickled cucumbers are partaking in dance on the latrine.

I bought a game.		2013-04-13 04:15:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

I have purchased a wonderful interactive experience!

When Sackboy pops out of my Vita and break-dances, I blend him an orange milkshake with apples on top.		2013-04-13 05:01:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

My milkshake doth bring breakdancing Sackboys to my yard, and they doth declare that it is orange with apples on top. Vita Las Vegas.

And so the crooks made off with shambles.		2013-04-13 06:16:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

And so the band of bloodlusty criminals ran away with mishmash.

Yo dawg, yolo mother ******, I see swag in yo pants!		2013-04-13 07:25:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462

Hello there, you barking animal! You only live once, that is why you had fun with my mother. I have spotted the status symbol, that was hidden in your pants!


Hey, i just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number, so call me maybe!		2013-04-13 12:57:00

Author:
Woutery
Posts: 793

Hello, attractive fellow! Though I have just been informed of your existence, I must say - I would be very pleased if you would use my cell phone access number to initiate verbal conversation with me!

Woah. Anyways...

My laptop is like my oven - I use both of them to cook hot dogs. For my laptop, I just gotta load up ARMA 3, and that thing overheats so badly that it makes me some delicious wieners.		2013-04-13 17:23:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

For I had cooked a fine sausage in my oven while loading up my computer game only to behold, that indeed, my lap-adhered computer did become so warm as to roast my own sausage!

Little Jimmy likes to shimmy.		2013-04-13 20:14:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

A fine young man named Jim likes to move his body in a way that some inferior folk refer to as the "shimmy'.

My Vita's screen cracked. To fix it, I threw my Vita into the ocean. The Sun baked the wet, cracked screen, and then the magical dolphin named Bill grabbed the Vita and flew it across the ocean, right into my living room. Sadly, the Vita was, at this point, a pile of scrap metal.		2013-04-14 02:17:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Basicly, the plot of the Chinese Ecco the Dolphin rip-off, quite so indeed tally-ho good sir!

This is the Runaway Five, performing from the Topolla Theatre!		2013-04-14 05:23:00

Author:
JamesDNaux
Posts: 757

A band of penta-runaways, acting in a large, rounded space usually known as a 'theatre'.

I was just reading...uhh...books. Just finished the last one, the hardest one. Machiavelli. DID not know what all the fuss was about - understood it perfectly.		2013-04-14 10:24:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

My eyes were recently glancing towards...what do I want to say...reading packets. I have recently completed my reading journey of the final reading packet, which happens to also be the most difficult reading packet, written by a Renaissance writer entitled "Machiavelli". I have no clue as to everyone's whines and complaints - I myself have read through and without error I memorized the plot.

Mommy, our house is on fire.		2013-04-14 19:44:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

Mother, it appears that our residence has burst into flames.

Poop explodes in my blender.		2013-04-15 02:27:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

Excrement dissipates in a wide radius whenever I place it in my cylindrical blending device.


I am the Protologic Core!!		2013-04-15 21:53:00

Author:
Protoraptor
Posts: 960

"Error: protologic isn't a word. Did you mean proctologic?" If so:

My core is the core having to do with the posterior!!

V is for vraisonblans.		2013-04-15 22:48:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

The letter V is the origin of the English word vraisonblans.

Stupid peanuts are cracking my shell and eating me.		2013-04-22 22:11:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

The letter V is the origin of the English word vraisonblans.

Vraisonblans is French.

[on topic] Moronic delicious seeds are currently infringing my own delicate coating and consuming me.

What jerk blew up Boston?		2013-04-22 23:55:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447

I must say... who is the bumbling horrible soul who decided to commence a bomb upon to the city of Boston?

My phone vibrates so hard it rips through the floor and takes me straight to Tartarus, where I meet up with all of those guys from Persona 3 and we go kick some shadow butt.		2013-04-23 02:00:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909

The portable communication device of me convulses to such a degree that it makes a tear through the floor and delivers me directly to a place called "Tartarus", which is where I make a convention of me and the characters from the video game called "Persona 3", and then all of us show those shadows of what we're made!

But I can parle Francais, I parled it today, seems like the thing to do.		2013-04-23 22:52:00

Author:
L1N3R1D3R
Posts: 13447


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