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Slavery: The Game

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Coming soon from the great minds (http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Troll) at Javelin Reds (http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Fake) is the realistic strategy game based off of Europe's greatest eras (http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Fail): Slavery: The Game.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCgsXRyYXW0


Already, Kotaku and The Escapist have given wonderful first impressions. The game tackles the hard lives if slaveowners and reveals the true stories of how demanding the task of owning, controlling, and distributing slaves were.


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Developer conference in motion.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7127/shtstorm.png
Critics predicting the future reviews on public approval.

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7393/slowclap.jpg
Professional critics and players giving their impressions on the game.

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Everybody else (mostly 15 year-olds or just really stupid people).

Release date is to be announced, but judging from the media attention these guys are getting, I say they developed "the next big game" flawlessly.

Official game's wesbite: http://www.slaverythegame.com/home.php



UPDATE:

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7792/130984297919.jpg

The intelligent minds of the intrawebs have cracked the codes of the mysterious Javeline Reds group. As it turns out, the name of said developers was an acronym for a Dutch phrase which literally translates to "The Slavery". Fans also noticed the URL was registered at GoDaddy.com and that the phone number redirected them to a voicemail that is rather dead. Finally, the contact email address was revealed to be nonfunctional, so fans can only assume it was never intended to be used.

What does this mean? It's clearly obvious that the developers at Javelin Red are being so mysterious that they even shrouded their contacts in shadows and wizardry. Time can only tell as diehard fans are already pre-ordering the game through comments on the internet. With nothing else to report on, this has been the Slowbro News.

DISCLAIMER: Yes, yes, and yes; this is a joke. OH MAI GAWD GUIS. I seriously laughed my a** off from all the reactions the YouTube video garnered. These guys have trolled everybody HARD, and I applaud them for it. I know what you're thinking "But it's racist!" Well if you stopped being so gullible, the game is not only a FAKE, but its not even mentioning the race you're talking about. While the obvious choice is black people, people need to stop being so uptight about it. Hell, black people on the comments admitted it was funny (I showed this to my friends, some black, and THEY thought it was funny too). Call it a lame joke if you wan't, but these guys succeeded in trolling everybody without causing too much damage (in other words, hack or harass). If you honestly thought this was real, then I lose almost all hope for you (seriously, how can you not tell it was fake?) And with that, I say 10/10 Javelin Reds. Well played.		2011-09-03 20:26:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

This offends me deeply. Who would make a game LIKE THIS!!2011-09-03 20:37:00

Author:
fighterwindplus
Posts: 403

They better be trolling...2011-09-03 20:52:00

Author:
Spazz
Posts: 484

I think Javelin Red just trolled the world's media.
(Seriously, I doubt this is real.)		2011-09-03 20:54:00

Author:
FlipMeister
Posts: 631

I am horrendously offended! BURN THEM! BURN THEM ALIVE!

Tip for people: always good to check hyperlinks, or at least hover over them to see where it leads. lol		2011-09-03 21:34:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

I find this extremely disturbing and offensive. For them to promote this is disgusting.2011-09-03 21:45:00

Author:
Lady_Luck__777
Posts: 3458

Wow.. that is pretty disgusting. I am hoping it fails miserably and is never released.2011-09-03 22:55:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

http://i.imgur.com/P05dz.gif2011-09-03 23:07:00

Author:
Alec
Posts: 3871

Wow.. that is pretty disgusting. I am hoping it fails miserably and is never released.

Psst... Check links, yo.		2011-09-03 23:24:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Psst... Check links, yo.

Rather not. So it's a joke? Pretty lame joke.		2011-09-03 23:55:00

Author:
jwwphotos
Posts: 11383

Rather not. So it's a joke? Pretty lame joke.

Well all his links just link to the encyclopediadramatica's entire on lies and trolls and stuff. And I know it's a horrible joke... It jsut doesn't surpise me. Internet, you know. :/		2011-09-03 23:59:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Psst... Check links, yo.

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/6092/thisyx.png

Also, an update:


http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7792/130984297919.jpg

The intelligent minds of the intrawebs have cracked the codes of the mysterious Javeline Reds group. As it turns out, the name of said developers was an acronym for a Dutch phrase which literally translates to "The Slavery". Fans also noticed the URL was registered at GoDaddy.com and that the phone number redirected them to a voicemail that is rather dead. Finally, the contact email address was revealed to be nonfunctional, so fans can only assume it was never intended to be used.

What does this mean? It's clearly obvious that the developers at Javelin Red are being so mysterious that they even shrouded their contacts in shadows and wizardry. Time can only tell as diehard fans are already pre-ordering the game through comments on the internet. With nothing else to report on, this has been the Slowbro News.		2011-09-04 01:27:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

this game looks hilarious...and im black.2011-09-05 07:01:00

Author:
majormel84
Posts: 398

Oh, man! Why oh why...did they have to use the Wilhelm scream? I am greatly offended! ERAUGGHH!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio		2011-09-05 08:23:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477

Joke or not this does have a lot of offensive overtones and some of the links have material not suitable for a family site. I've removed one of the links that had particularly offensive content.

If you guys want to talk about this amongst yourselves privately that's fine, but I'm locking this down to prevent offending parents of children who might be seeing this and those who take offense to jokes that toe the line of what is appropriate on this site.

Locking		2011-09-07 00:14:00

Author:
Morgana25
Posts: 5983


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