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LBPCentral Bible Discussion Thread
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| I am just starting this now so I do not forget in the mor...wait...it's already morning. ****. >_< Ok. Bascially, what I want to do tomorrow is start a LBPC Bible story , where the creation of LBPC is overly dramatized and hilariousness ensues. For example, we could be like: In the beginning, there was only lbp sitting at his computer bored out of his mind.. Let there be lint, ect. Alright, I can't wait.  For an example Bible story, here is the LOLCat Bible: Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz. 3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1 6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day. 9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good. 11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands. 14 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has lightz in the skiez for splittin day An no day.15 It happen, lights everwear, like christmass, srsly.16 An Ceiling Cat doeth two grate lightz, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.17 An Ceiling Cat screw tehm on skiez, with big nails An stuff, to lite teh Urfs.18 An tehy rulez day An night. Ceiling Cat sawed. Iz good.19 An so teh furth day w00t. 20 An Ceiling Cat sayed, waterz bring me phishes, An burds, so kittehs can eat dem. But Ceiling Cat no eated dem.21 An Ceiling Cat maed big fishies An see monstrs, which wuz like big cows, except they no mood, An other stuffs dat mooves, An Ceiling Cat sawed iz good.22 An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh.23 An so teh...fith day. Ceiling Cat taek a wile 2 cawnt. 24 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has MOAR living stuff, mooes, An creepie tings, An otehr aminals. It happen so tehre.25 An Ceiling Cat doed moar living stuff, mooes, An creepies, An otehr animuls, An did not eated tehm. 26 An Ceiling Cat sayed, letz us do peeps like uz, becuz we ish teh qte, An let min p0wnz0r becuz tehy has can openers. 27 So Ceiling Cat createded teh peeps taht waz like him, can has can openers he maed tehm, min An womin wuz maeded, but he did not eated tehm. 28 An Ceiling Cat sed them O hai maek bebehs kthx, An p0wn teh waterz, no waterz An teh firmmint, An evry stufs. 29 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, the Urfs, I has it, An I has not eated it.30 For evry createded stufs tehre are the fuudz, to the burdies, teh creepiez, An teh mooes, so tehre. It happen. Iz good. 31 An Ceiling Cat sayed, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthxbai. Who do you guise want to be in the Bible Story? I'm Judas because I betray Jesus and and then hang myself. xD Miff is GAWD! Whaaaaale is the whale that eats Jonas Rock is Satan because he's evil and all Cartman should be Jebus xD LittleBigGiant should be Goliath LBM (R.I.P.) should be David, but he gets smushed by LBG and dies. Chris & Haley should be Joseph and Mary respectively Valo is Adam & Lexxie is Eve (sorry xD) | 2008-12-21 05:06:00 Author: Unknown User  |
| I give up with you >_> | 2008-12-21 05:10:00 Author: Stix489  Posts: 2080 |
| I give up with you >_> IOU +3 rep. | 2008-12-21 05:13:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Um.....So then MM said "let there be LBP!"? Sorry, I never read the bible. | 2008-12-21 05:21:00 Author: qrtda235566  Posts: 3664 |
| iou +3 rep. Ioum!  | 2008-12-21 05:28:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| Ioum! What is 'm'? | 2008-12-21 06:02:00 Author: Unknown User |
| More | 2008-12-21 06:08:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| more i<3u  | 2008-12-21 06:10:00 Author: Unknown User |
| <3 No homo <3 | 2008-12-21 06:14:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| Once, many months ago, in the realistic planes of our universe, a large group of people formed a special community, namely, MediaMolecule. This group dedicated their communions to provide their work onto a world formed on "The Electric Plane", their fingertips worked hard on building the data like blocks on a house. People of the Reality Plane would gather round the console and the viewing device of their choice to daily convert their life into this world. Namely, LittleBigPlanet. Shortly after said world showed on the Electric Plane, one traveller of both planes, namely ConfusedCartman, was so dedicated, he decided to make a world on the "Hyperspace Plane", he based it off MediaMolecule's most favourite creation. He would call it: LBPCentral. As much as it sounds strange, this place filled upon MediaMolecule's masterpiece finishing touches, as people share their beliefs and formed it into a community of several religions... Fail. Jk Lol, I would use that for your start Marino. Or add on to it and whatnot. | 2008-12-21 08:54:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino  Posts: 5250 |
| Fail. Jk Lol, I would use that for your start Marino. Or add on to it and whatnot. Oh... I just deleted it because I did not see the spoiler. Darn you!! | 2008-12-21 08:57:00 Author: neonrage0  Posts: 284 |
Omg are you serious dude? Wow... I feel so bad...  Bring it back! Bring it back it was awesome!Yes! You can just copy and paste it from my quote... Woo! Seriously it was pretty good wow LOL, I found this a bit funny that you deleted it because I said "Fail" Lmao. No hard feelings it was merely a joke, it was actually really good. | 2008-12-21 08:58:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250 |
| What does the spoiler say? CC didnt make this forum, LBP (r.i.p.) did. Well... not dead, but never talks... | 2008-12-21 09:02:00 Author: moleynator  Posts: 2914 |
| The spoiler says "Jk Lol, I would use that for your start Marino. Or add on to it and whatnot. " And LBP basically does the most important thing to keep these forums alive. Which is pay for it.  | 2008-12-21 09:23:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250 |
| Ok guys I need a cast of characters Who wants to be Adam, Eve, Satan, Abel, ... ****.. is abel even a character? I'll get a list online. xD | 2008-12-21 18:48:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I shall be Satan himself! =D I'm... evil, so thus I'm the evil guy. LBP will be god, who sent his only son (CC) out to the wrld to do all the people work for him. I believe, anyway. | 2008-12-21 18:49:00 Author: RockSauron  Posts: 10882 |
| I call... Hm. Noah? Yeah! I get to sail on my pimped out ark while the rest of LBPCentral floods! :arg: http://www.funnycollection.org/img/funny-cartoon-Noahs-Ark.jpg xD This is going to be awesome... | 2008-12-21 18:51:00 Author: Unknown User |
| God please. | 2008-12-21 19:03:00 Author: DrunkMiffy  Posts: 2758 |
| Miff would make an awesome God... Hmmm.. Should we stick to the real LBPCentral where lbp would be god and then Cartman be Jesus, or just have random people be random parts? xD EDIT: I think we should have random people, would be more fun. Ok guise, call who you want to be! Miff, you should be Noah, since Noah is a drunk and all xD | 2008-12-21 19:10:00 Author: Unknown User |
| i call Jesus | 2008-12-21 19:35:00 Author: Don Vhalt  Posts: 2270 |
| I call bearded man #341. | 2008-12-21 20:15:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I call home (yes I'm E.T) | 2008-12-21 20:16:00 Author: dorien  Posts: 2767 |
| I call God, or Baby Jebus. | 2008-12-21 20:16:00 Author: Boomy  Posts: 3701 |
| We can have apostles as well, do you want to be one of them? They are basically bearded guys who follow Jebus around. xD | 2008-12-21 20:17:00 Author: Unknown User |
| A follower of Cartman? Doesn't fit considering he just PM'd me telling me I'm getting banned in pretty much no time at all. | 2008-12-21 20:18:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Cartman doesn't necessarily need to be Jesus, since we aren't going accurately anymore. xD | 2008-12-21 20:21:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Sweet. In which case I call the role of the Virgin Mary. I figure virgin would be a word in reference to sex. Which is bad, so I'll have some spoiler tags on it. | 2008-12-21 20:22:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Nah, Chris and Haley are going to be Joseph and Mary respectively. We need an Adam and an Eve though | 2008-12-21 20:23:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Adam it is then. | 2008-12-21 20:24:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I call moses. plix. | 2008-12-21 20:25:00 Author: UmJammerSully  Posts: 1097 |
| ok. Eve anyone? xD | 2008-12-21 20:26:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I'll take one Lexxie please. | 2008-12-21 20:30:00 Author: Unknown User |
| lol, PM her and ask her if she wants to be Eve. | 2008-12-21 20:31:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Ha. That would be so disturbing. "Hey, how would you like to be Eve? I'm Adam. We'll roam around naked together. ;]" I'm not gonna even touch any jokes about being charmed by a snake... | 2008-12-21 20:33:00 Author: Unknown User |
| LOL. http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/snake1.jpg | 2008-12-21 20:33:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I said GOD. God is Drunk! Gawd almighty! I shalt not take my own name in vain. Simply - Miffy god plz? | 2008-12-21 20:46:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| Yeah, you're god. We just need an Eve and we can start Genesis. | 2008-12-21 20:53:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Ok I guess I am Baby Jesus :o | 2008-12-21 20:57:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| So, since I'm satan, does that mean I'm the Snake as well...? | 2008-12-21 21:00:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882 |
| So, since I'm satan, does that mean I'm the Snake as well...? Yeah. You are satan in all his awesome forms :hero: | 2008-12-21 21:01:00 Author: Unknown User |
| David Hayter's the Snake. | 2008-12-21 21:02:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Lol, this is what we get for trying to find an Eve on the internet. xD | 2008-12-21 21:03:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I can imagine if you search eve on google images you would get alot of NSFW images. | 2008-12-21 21:05:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| LOL boomy. God (Miff) will start a new thread where the actual story will be held. This is the discussion thread. | 2008-12-21 21:11:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Well I indeed did search it, and I was right. | 2008-12-21 21:15:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| Alright Valo, your turn. | 2008-12-21 21:35:00 Author: Unknown User |
| What's going on here? | 2008-12-21 21:36:00 Author: Unknown User |
| My turn? What? | 2008-12-21 21:38:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Can I be in it? | 2008-12-21 21:38:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Yeah, Miff just created Adam and Eve. You are Adam and Lexxie isn't here so you need to continue what happens in the garden. Go around the empty site looking for a girl or something. xD | 2008-12-21 21:39:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Of course. You do realise I can't post inside your head, right? | 2008-12-21 21:43:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Yeah, just send your part to Miff and he will post it within the thread. | 2008-12-21 21:44:00 Author: Unknown User |
| i call Jesus i change my mind. can i be an apostle. i don't care which maybe john | 2008-12-21 21:45:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270 |
| Oh. Now it makes sense. Sort of. I dunno what my part is. | 2008-12-21 21:45:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Why am I eve? LOL! I want to be Adam! | 2008-12-21 22:52:00 Author: LexxieLuu  Posts: 130 |
| Someone volunteered you methinks. | 2008-12-21 23:22:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| tell you the truth I hate that sotry hate the bible and hate being catholic. I am now an atheist. | 2008-12-21 23:27:00 Author: LexxieLuu Posts: 130 |
| Join the club. I'm only in it cause I feel superior. | 2008-12-21 23:28:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| tell you the truth I hate that sotry hate the bible and hate being catholic. I am now an atheist. Well, most people involved in this seem to be atheist, SO... Anyway, whose turn is it now to make the next thing, or what? | 2008-12-21 23:28:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882 |
| Bloop! Bloop! I'm a Whaaaaale. Bloops! Come into my belleh! | 2008-12-21 23:29:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250 |
| Valo's next, then Lexxie (if shegree's to it.) | 2008-12-21 23:30:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| I still don't even know what I am doing? | 2008-12-21 23:31:00 Author: LexxieLuu Posts: 130 |
| Hang on. I thought me and Lexxie came up with a block of dialogue, sent it to you then you added it onto the original post? Nobody knows what's going on with this. | 2008-12-21 23:33:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Erm, basically we're reenacting the Bible, but as LBPCentral. It's like a story/play/interactive thing. Valo should be in contact with you soon. Hang on. I thought me and Lexxie came up with a block of dialogue, sent it to you then you added it onto the original post? Nobody knows what's going on with this. Yeah, that's what I mean. | 2008-12-21 23:34:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| I still don't get it. | 2008-12-21 23:35:00 Author: LexxieLuu Posts: 130 |
| I still don't get it. Hang on. I thought me and Lexxie came up with a block of dialogue, sent it to you then you added it onto the original post? Nobody knows what's going on with this. That basically sums it up. I think :/ MARINOOOO | 2008-12-21 23:36:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| That basically sums it up. I think :/ MARINOOOO I still don't get it. | 2008-12-21 23:37:00 Author: LexxieLuu Posts: 130 |
| Marino should be here in a minute to clean this up. | 2008-12-21 23:37:00 Author: DrunkMiffy Posts: 2758 |
| I still don't get it. At any time you can opt outtie. | 2008-12-21 23:38:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Since I'm the Devil, and thus the Snake, I should probably come in in the scene after the first adam and eve one. the second one would be the second adam and eve one but including me. | 2008-12-21 23:39:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882 |
| Ok. For scenes where there is more than one person, one person should start. In this case, probably Valo. Valo should PM Lexxie with his opening dialogue, such as "It's kind of lonely 'round here... Hey... who are you?" Lexxie would then respond in a PM her dialogue. It could go back and forth until they decide to end. Then, when the scene is done, they would PM Miff the complete scene, and then he would post it. Get it? And just so you know, continue all discussion in the Discussion thread. | 2008-12-21 23:39:00 Author: Unknown User |
| I kind of get it now that Valo put more detail into what we have to do. | 2008-12-21 23:40:00 Author: LexxieLuu Posts: 130 |
| Am I going to even talk when it gets to my scene or what? | 2008-12-21 23:43:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250 |
| Probably something like YUMMM!! JONAS! ME LIKE JONAS! /this will all be moved to the Discussion thread, just give Miff a sec. EDIT: Thanks Miff! Ok, so who is Kevin? Do you mean Joseph? Or is Mary having an affair? LOL We need a Holy Ghost aswell. and I'm Judas the Betrayer xD | 2008-12-21 23:44:00 Author: Unknown User |
| in the begging there was only 1 Creator! then he said in a deep booming voice "LET THERE BE MY MOON" and that was the first day. On the 2nd day He said "LET THERE BE STORY MODE!!!!" and that was the end of the second day... | 2008-12-22 00:01:00 Author: Little Big Planet Legend  Posts: 79 |
| Hey, I thought I called dibbs on Moses? Why is my name not on Miffy's list. T____T | 2008-12-22 00:43:00 Author: UmJammerSully Posts: 1097 |
| Me and Lexxie could do with a little rolling start. How should we begin the thing? And where does it end? OH THE HUMANITY! | 2008-12-22 00:52:00 Author: Unknown User |
| As baby Jebus what do I say? Waaaaa? | 2008-12-22 08:48:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| I don't like this thread -_- carry on | 2008-12-22 08:51:00 Author: Thee-Flash  Posts: 3154 |
| I don't like this thread -_- carry on I agree completely. Maybe for different reasons, but I dunno O_o TO ME, this thread is a blasphemous fail >_> | 2008-12-22 08:56:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| I agree completely. Maybe for different reasons, but I dunno O_o TO ME, this thread is a blasphemous fail >_> i be Christian xD and a bit Jewish mum Jewish Dad Christian | 2008-12-22 09:02:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154 |
| i be Christian xD and a bit Jewish mum Jewish Dad Christian YAY! =D Yeah, then we agree on this thread. | 2008-12-22 09:13:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| YAY! =D Yeah, then we agree on this thread. xD I'm Judas because I betray Jesus and and then hang myself. xD =( i don't find this funny and it's Jesus and god not gawd and jebus! sorry for sounding like a jerk but i don't like what you are doing here -_- | 2008-12-22 09:18:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154 |
| You and I alike Hero, you and I alike. Let's start a thread making direct fun at atheism, naturalism, evolutionism, and see if it gets a good reception. :| | 2008-12-22 09:22:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| Then don't look at this thread you know you don't have too.. | 2008-12-22 09:24:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
| You and I alike Hero, you and I alike. Let's start a thread making direct fun at atheism, naturalism, evolutionism, and see if it gets a good reception. :| i would love to but that is not what lbpc is about xD we have to be the responsible ones on here for once buddy Awwwww boy! | 2008-12-22 09:25:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154 |
| Then don't look at this thread you know you don't have too.. I can't help but show my dislike to it. It is pretty offensive. @Hero: Haha yeah, weird huh? O_o | 2008-12-22 09:26:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| I can't help but show my dislike to it. It is pretty offensive. @Hero: Haha yeah, weird huh? O_o let's just leave the thread the mods will watch and see if it does get too offensive then it will be closed ? deal? | 2008-12-22 09:31:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154 |
| Eh, I guess. I just want Marino to know that he's doing this sort of thing a lot lately. | 2008-12-22 09:33:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| Eh, I guess. I just want Marino to know that he's doing this sort of thing a lot lately. i know i know but let's not get an infraction over it | 2008-12-22 09:36:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154 |
| You shouldn't get an infraction. Mods, if you want to infract someone, just infract me. I'm the one doing most of the arguing here, Hero doesn't deserve it. | 2008-12-22 09:38:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080 |
| Before this goes much further let me just remind everyone of RULE #8 from the LBPC Holy Book of Rules and I quoteth from the text "Heavily opinionated content(such as religion and politics) will be watched over a bit more. Calm, reasoned debate is completely allowed. As long as you are respectful of others opinions, you are free to express your own." Okay now that is out of the way, keep it in good taste please or this thread will be gone quicker than you can say ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "gone," yea that's it, gone. Cheers QuozL | 2008-12-22 09:42:00 Author: QuozL  Posts: 921 |
| I can't vouch for the rest, but my intention isn't to mock Christianity. All I'm aiming for is to make something funny that follows the trend of the Bible, and has an internet/LBPC spin on it. | 2008-12-22 11:56:00 Author: Unknown User |
| If you're people in the bible, who am I? One of the scribes who wrote the christian bible in the first place? John? Spoiler for original text I wrote. Since I though I'd repost it after deleting it. Once, many months ago, in the realistic planes of our universe, a large group of people formed a special community, namely, MediaMolecule. This group dedicated their communions to provide their work onto a world formed on "The Electric Plane", their fingertips worked hard on building the data like blocks on a house. People of the Reality Plane would gather round the console and the viewing device of their choice to daily convert their life into this world. Namely, LittleBigPlanet. Shortly after said world showed on the Electric Plane, one traveller of both planes, namely ConfusedCartman, was so dedicated, he decided to make a world on the "Hyperspace Plane", he based it off MediaMolecule's most favourite creation. He would call it: LBPCentral. As much as it sounds strange, this place filled upon MediaMolecule's masterpiece finishing touches, as people share their beliefs and formed it into a community of several religions... | 2008-12-22 16:14:00 Author: neonrage0 Posts: 284 |
| I can't vouch for the rest, but my intention isn't to mock Christianity. All I'm aiming for is to make something funny that follows the trend of the Bible, and has an internet/LBPC spin on it. yeah me too. i'm not making fun of Christianity | 2008-12-22 16:23:00 Author: Don Vhalt Posts: 2270 |
| What's that guys name who's blind but gets healed by Jesus? I haven't read the bible in a while.... | 2008-12-22 23:19:00 Author: GuyWithNoEyes  Posts: 1100 |
| Woah. What happened here? Yeah, this is in no way opinionated. We are just making a Bible story using LBPCers like the LOLCAT Bible. GWNE, I think that's Paul/Saul. Want to be him? | 2008-12-22 23:24:00 Author: Unknown User |
| The Artist formerly known as "Blind Man". | 2008-12-22 23:27:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Looks like Adam is dead, meaning the human race can never come into being. *paradox* | 2008-12-23 01:47:00 Author: UmJammerSully Posts: 1097 |
| LOL. That's funny actually. Anyone else want to be Adam? Someone got banned from the Garden. xD | 2008-12-23 01:49:00 Author: Unknown User |
| Looks like Adam is dead, meaning the human race can never come into being. *paradox* Haha nice one | 2008-12-23 08:14:00 Author: Boomy Posts: 3701 |
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