Archive: 28 posts

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Scientists have discovered a procedure to summon the powers of the Gods into a central location. This procedure was first observed through unimaginable complex steps to slowly, but effectively summon our overlord's fiery wrath into a safe, usable, entertaining display of heat and light. This amazing discovery has been dubbed "fire" by religious scientist Dr. Mike Brown of the local hunting grounds, whose research is partly funded by NASIA (Northern Atlantis Scientific Institute (of) Advancement). This phenomenon is a typical member of the "light and heat" godly wrath, but its typical size in relation to the known powers of our Lord(s) clearly indicates that they can regulate their powers, Brown said. Currently about 97 times more powerful than the great sphere in the sky, in terms of heat, Brown also suspects that possible implications would be to quickly and more effectively cook our food. "The second procedure test outcome will be visible for another five hours until the tree under it disappears completely, which the 'flames' cannot survive without" said Brown, who made the discovery with colleagues Chad Trujillo, of the and David Rinowitz of the same institution. The story continues to develop, so I'll have more on it later.

2008-12-21 03:42:00 Author: Unknown User

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Wow, the things they discover are amazing! *flies off using jets*

2008-12-21 03:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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Is this part of your personality thing then or something...?

2008-12-21 03:47:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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Is this part of your personality thing then or something...? lolz xD crazy scientists!

2008-12-21 03:49:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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WOW! I thought it was amazing when they discovered rocks, but this is fantastic! Think of all the mammoths we can cook!

2008-12-21 03:50:00 Author: Tyler Posts: 663

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Because this fire seems to hurt, lets just put it in hell and have it as a stereotype from there onwards.

2008-12-21 03:52:00 Author: ryryryan Posts: 3767

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At the rate that technology is increasing, we'll be able to fly in no time! Has anyone figured out what that burning thing in the sky is yet? I think it is some sort of deity because it brings us good health and luck!

2008-12-21 03:53:00 Author: Unknown User

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At the rate that technology is increasing, we'll be able to fly in no time! Has anyone figured out what that burning thing in the sky is yet? I think it is some sort of deity because it brings us good health and luck! the toolbox the astronaut dropped .........?

2008-12-21 03:56:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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the toolbox the astronaut dropped .........? Astronaught? Anyways, I just had an idea... maybe if we can try to get close enough to this 'fi-ar' can use it? I fear that the gods would get angry...

2008-12-21 03:59:00 Author: Unknown User

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Astronaught? I fear that the gods would get angry... You don't already think the gods would be angry with the world for all we have done?

2008-12-21 04:02:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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SILENCE!! They can hear us!! I don't know guys.... this seems too risky. This "fi-arr" of which we speak of is a mockery of the gods. They will not take kindly to this and what good does do us. Can it kill a beast? Can it heal the sick? It is useless just like that "clothang" fad these people started, covering our backs with animal skin and what good did that do?? Use none, because of this my son has confused a wolf for a child he plays with it, even FEEDS IT, and now he is trying to teach it, like a beast can learn! These beasts can never be tamed! The gods shall punish you for your "Fi-are" and for your "cooking" soon you will see they will not take this mockery. I'd be very weary....

2008-12-21 04:04:00 Author: Unknown User

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what is it exactly that they have made/found?

2008-12-21 04:06:00 Author: Thee-Flash Posts: 3154

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It seems to be this centralization of the wrath of the gods.... producing great warmth. It is surely witchcraft. I have not seen it myself but I have heard it from a cave-mate. I fear for his soul.

2008-12-21 04:08:00 Author: Unknown User

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I'm only posting here because Marino made me.

2008-12-21 04:11:00 Author: RockSauron Posts: 10882

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I'm kind of curious though.. I fear for my own soul.. I think I will seek out this fire and see what happens. Pray for me guys.

2008-12-21 04:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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Marino... What the hell? You LOVE taking religion and turning it upside down don't you? >_< BTW...FIRE FTW!

2008-12-21 04:19:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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??? You know of this fire?? Do you know where I can find it?

2008-12-21 04:20:00 Author: Unknown User

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Oh, you'll find it soon enough....when you DIE! /extremist

2008-12-21 04:21:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Oh, you'll find it soon enough....when you DIE! /extremist IOU +2 rep.

2008-12-21 04:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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That is what I feared.. but something inside of me wants to know more.. I know the gods will smite me, but you know what? Sometimes I do not care... I want to see this fire... and see how it can benefit our lives. I know, this is very selfish of me, but I do not care. I refuse to be shackled by the gods forever. Show me the fire. I DEMAND that you show it to me!

2008-12-21 04:22:00 Author: Unknown User

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IOU +2 rep. IOU more D: Srsly xD Marino, it's GOD

2008-12-21 04:24:00 Author: Stix489 Posts: 2080

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Time out: Guys. This is a game. Yeah, I probably should of posted this in Forum Games. Can a mod move it? I got the idea from here. (http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/976792/1) Basically what we do is pretend we are primitive men and we just invented fire. How do we react? It's a roleplaying game of primitive men. Get it?

2008-12-21 04:26:00 Author: Unknown User

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(you probably should of had someone else post or atleast mention it on first post..., your well-known to show an ignorant eye on theism and those who believe in it, heck I was ready to declare crusade...anywho I'll play along) Me thinks this "Fi-aar" is somthing we shoudn't mess with, it could burn down the whole cave....

2008-12-21 07:04:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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Wow, for a second I seriously thought you had lost it Marino. But I'll play along. Hmm, Fi-Arr you say? I once saw a bright light, not too far away from my cave. It was pleasing to the eye, but I did not dare to go near it, as I am afraid of it myself. Wow Tyler actually knew about this game if you check his post. Weird...

2008-12-21 08:41:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Great we can burn down the next village. KCMOjWbuyAA

2008-12-21 09:44:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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Great we can burn down the next village. KCMOjWbuyAA that video is full of WIN, +rep to anyone who can post the source.... (I would google, but hey, theirs a rep system here that isn't being used)

2008-12-21 09:54:00 Author: Reshin Posts: 1081

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that video is full of WIN, +rep to anyone who can post the source.... (I would google, but hey, theirs a rep system here that isn't being used) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aaagh!_It%27s_the_Mr._Hell_Show

2008-12-21 10:02:00 Author: Rabid-Coot Posts: 6728

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Great we can burn down the next village. KCMOjWbuyAA Haha that was a great video. Blasphemy Marino! BLASPHEMY! You disrespect the gods for your own selfish desires. I shall have you whipped! Whatever this "firara" or whatever is, it should be left alone!

2008-12-21 10:04:00 Author: Killian Posts: 2575

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