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The original thread was deleted but someone on here (I didn't take note of who) made up a motivational poster of my Avatar with the words "I KNOW EVERYTHING!" underneath.

Could you repost it please?
It was very flattering (I'm going to steal it and use it elsewhere)

*I could make my own - but that's just wrong.


Incidentally - I do actually have an answer for EVERY question!
Go on - test me (I promise I won't google the answer either)		2011-08-24 18:40:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

It's nice to see you're so confident. 2011-08-24 19:34:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

This sentence is false.2011-08-24 20:07:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/b/be/Ackbar.jpg2011-08-24 20:30:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

You too? Somehow, I knew that. Must be the fact that I know everything. Including where you live. And when you'll die. And how.

Yes, even THAT.

:kz:

I'd require fifteen million to prevent myself from spilling the beans, "girl".

What's that you're thinking as I type this? Blackmail? No, blackmail is such an ugly word. Let's just call it... extortion. Sounds cooler that way.

So, what will it be, "your highness"? :kz:		2011-08-24 20:46:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882

Hmmm, what type of footwear am I wearing?

I can make you a poster when I get to the house. May be awhile.		2011-08-24 21:23:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

Okay, you want a test?...
1. How is every state, city, regions named?
2. How were they all discovered?
3. When a few flew across the world exploring, they were never seen again. Some claimed they thought they were going off the edge of the earth? Okay, the earth is round... DUH!!!?...
4. How'd they invent Tech?
5. On a Chimney, how does rain not go down the hole of the Chimney allowing the house to get wet and the fire to also be put out?
6. How is all records of earthquakes, hurricanes, tornado kept up with correctly? All across the world?
7. There is one clock in this world, a public clock, they claim it has the exact date, time, minute, second of the world, how is that possible?
Now, I'd like to see you get across the huge list of random questions :
I bet everyone's gonna start making a list of how stupid these questions are, but just.. Don't, I don't care xD		2011-08-24 21:56:00

Author:
Unknown User

Macnme was only wrong one time, the one time he thought he was wrong!2011-08-24 22:33:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

This sentence is false.

http://wireninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Wheatley.jpg

True. No wait, false. I'll go with false.		2011-08-24 22:35:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551

was it like this? I can make it smaller so it's crisper. couldn't find a big picture like that of groundskeeper willie

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AaaY6ozmdjs/TlWFmtIjpTI/AAAAAAAAAuE/RP5ZUG8SSug/I%252520know%252520everything.jpg		2011-08-25 00:15:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424

1.What time is it in the North Pole?
2.How much is 9 divided by zero?
3.What was the first man to discover milk was drinkable like? (easiest one)
4.If past has already happened, and you travel in time to fix your life, then why would you need to fix something is you already traveled in time?
5.Why do they say something is unbreakable, if everything is possible?
6.There is a wall front of you, one back of you, and they both have portals, the walls are closing and you jump into the portal. When the walls close completely, where do you go?
7.Can you go fast enough to rewind time?
8.About the grandpa paradox: If you travel in time, kill your grandpa so you don't get born, how can you even be travling in time if your grandpa was already dead and you did not born?
9.How do we know we aren?t an universe inside an atom?
10.How could you know everyting if there are things that hasn?t been discovered?		2011-08-25 01:00:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Some of those questions above look quite tricky - nice work coming up with them!

And Macnme... your time starts now!

2011-08-25 01:14:00

Author:
standby250
Posts: 1113

http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa384/trae610/Untitled-1.jpg
Google cache saves the day.		2011-08-25 01:19:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728

Now that you've given him what he wants, he won't answer our questions and he'll kill us.2011-08-25 05:16:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

http://www.lbpcentral.com/forums/[IMG]http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa384/trae610/Untitled-1.jpg
http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa384/trae610/Untitled-1.jpg

Your welcome

Edit: BAh sniped!

I can't imagine where else you would want to use this...a guess somewhere you wanted to look like an arrogant ******...		2011-08-25 05:57:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

No...
http://www.marcgunther.com/wp-content/uploads/google.jpg
I know everything!		2011-08-25 08:06:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707

No...
http://www.marcgunther.com/wp-content/uploads/google.jpg
I know everything!

You sir have spoken the truth.		2011-08-25 08:33:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

As I stated in the OP - all questions are answered without the aid of Google! That much will become evident.

If you read the small print,I never claimed to know everything, I just claimed I had an answer for EVERY question. I never said it would be the 'right' answer.

So here they are



This sentence is false.
That's not a question, that's a statement.


I'd require fifteen million to prevent myself from spilling the beans, "girl".

What's that you're thinking as I type this? Blackmail? No, blackmail is such an ugly word. Let's just call it... extortion. Sounds cooler that way.

So, what will it be, "your highness"? :kz:
The Beans must be spilt then


Hmmm, what type of footwear am I wearing?
Some kind of shoe. Maybe socks, but could also be sandles or slippers (or flipflops!) - or none at all.


Okay, you want a test?...
Yes Please!
1. How is every state, city, regions named?
By a person
2. How were they all discovered?
By a person
3. When a few flew across the world exploring, they were never seen again. Some claimed they thought they were going off the edge of the earth? Okay, the earth is round... DUH!!!?...
I agree.. Duh!
4. How'd they invent Tech?
It started with a hearty breakfast!
5. On a Chimney, how does rain not go down the hole of the Chimney allowing the house to get wet and the fire to also be put out?
Ummm. Santa Claus!
6. How is all records of earthquakes, hurricanes, tornado kept up with correctly? All across the world?
With a great deal of effort.
7. There is one clock in this world, a public clock, they claim it has the exact date, time, minute, second of the world, how is that possible?
It's an atomic clock - though the atomic clock is keeping time, the earths axis and spin doesn't remain the same, meaning we will never have a 100% accurate clock
Now, I'd like to see you get across the huge list of random questions :
Easy!
I bet everyone's gonna start making a list of how stupid these questions are, but just.. Don't, I don't care xD


was it like this?
Yes!


1.What time is it in the North Pole?
Time is an illusion! - It's Time for CAKE!
2.How much is 9 divided by zero?
Not much.
3.What was the first man to discover milk was drinkable like? (easiest one)
A cow molesterer.
4.If past has already happened, and you travel in time to fix your life, then why would you need to fix something is you already traveled in time?
This demonstrates that travel through time is only possible forwards, unless there are alternate dimensions - so you would travel through time & dimensions to an alternate universe (where you hadn;t previously travelled back in time).
5.Why do they say something is unbreakable, if everything is possible?
Because they're lying. Nothing is unbreakable - not "everything" is possible.
6.There is a wall front of you, one back of you, and they both have portals, the walls are closing and you jump into the portal. When the walls close completely, where do you go?
Ohhh that's a good one. You go through the portal
7.Can you go fast enough to rewind time?
No, this isn't Superman. The fastest speed is the speed of light, at which point time stops. But you need to be a particle of light in order to get to that speed.
8.About the grandpa paradox: If you travel in time, kill your grandpa so you don't get born, how can you even be travling in time if your grandpa was already dead and you did not born?
See answer 4
9.How do we know we aren?t an universe inside an atom?
Because the universe is very very big, and an atom is very very small. It wouldn't fit
10.How could you know everyting if there are things that hasn?t been discovered?
You couldn't.



I can't imagine where else you would want to use this...a guess somewhere you wanted to look like an arrogant ******...
It'll come in handy to break a stalemate in an argument 		2011-08-25 10:13:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

As I stated in the OP - all questions are answered without the aid of Google! That much will become evident.

If you read the small print,I never claimed to know everything, I just claimed I had an answer for EVERY question. I never said it would be the 'right' answer.

But the thread title...		2011-08-25 10:20:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

But the thread title...

Was for the motivational poster 		2011-08-25 10:37:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Was for the motivational poster

LOL you do KNOW it could've been for a different Macnme with the same avatar? XD		2011-08-25 10:50:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

LOL you do KNOW it could've been for a different Macnme with the same avatar? XD
Of course... I know everything! 		2011-08-25 10:56:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Here's one for ya, what does ∞-∞ (infinity minus infinity) equal?

Actually genuinely interested to see if you know the answer.		2011-08-25 11:37:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

Good grief you block head (Charlie brown quote xD JK)
I thought-.. but they were supposed to be real ques-.. *sighs* 		2011-08-25 15:12:00

Author:
Unknown User

I warned you, but noooo, you did not even listen at all 2011-08-25 18:16:00

Author:
moonwire
Posts: 1627

How come hot dogs come in packs of 8 but hot dog buns come in packs of 6?2011-08-26 00:04:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513

A train track is 300 miles long. On one end of the track, Train A leaves the station at 4PM. On the opposite end of the track, Train B leaves leaves at 6PM. If Train A travels 45 mph and Train B travels 60 mph, how many misanthropic potato defibrillators do I have to swallow before my kayak starts melting sideways?2011-08-26 00:36:00

Author:
Keanster96
Posts: 1436

Two Russian mathematicians meet on a plane.

"If I remember correctly, you have three sons," says Ivan. "What are their ages today?"

"The product of their ages is thirty six," says Igor, "and the sum of their ages is exactly today's date."

"I'm sorry, Igor" Ivan says after a minute, "but that doesn't tell me the ages of your boys."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my youngest son has red hair."

"Ah, now it's clear," Ivan says. "I now know exactly how old your three sons are."

How did Ivan figure out the ages?		2011-08-26 00:47:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193

Two Russian mathematicians meet on a plane.

"If I remember correctly, you have three sons," says Ivan. "What are their ages today?"

"The product of their ages is thirty six," says Igor, "and the sum of their ages is exactly today's date."

"I'm sorry, Igor" Ivan says after a minute, "but that doesn't tell me the ages of your boys."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my youngest son has red hair."

"Ah, now it's clear," Ivan says. "I now know exactly how old your three sons are."

How did Ivan figure out the ages?


My head hurts....		2011-08-26 07:44:00

Author:
Amigps
Posts: 564

Two Russian mathematicians meet on a plane.

"If I remember correctly, you have three sons," says Ivan. "What are their ages today?"

"The product of their ages is thirty six," says Igor, "and the sum of their ages is exactly today's date."



"I'm sorry, Igor" Ivan says after a minute, "but that doesn't tell me the ages of your boys."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my youngest son has red hair."

"Ah, now it's clear," Ivan says. "I now know exactly how old your three sons are."

How did Ivan figure out the ages?

His youngest son is a baby. Amirite?		2011-08-26 13:22:00

Author:
TNSv
Posts: 302

No, this isn't Superman. The fastest speed is the speed of light, at which point time stops. But you need to be a particle of light in order to get to that speed.


I don't mean to be picky, but when I saw that I couldn't help but allow my OCD to spaz out. Light is not a particle, and has no atomic structure. Light and Heat are both energy. ^_^ blah		2011-08-26 19:12:00

Author:
Tadao-ZM
Posts: 114

I don't mean to be picky, but when I saw that I couldn't help but allow my OCD to spaz out. Light is not a particle, and has no atomic structure. Light and Heat are both energy. ^_^ blah

Didn't einstein say Matter in a vaccum times the speed of light (squared) makes energy?

Or is that simply how you measure energy? Imma so confoosed!		2011-08-26 21:33:00

Author:
comishguy67
Posts: 849

Sorry, sorry. Light and/or Heat are/is the product of energy... ya.. that.2011-08-26 21:44:00

Author:
Tadao-ZM
Posts: 114

Here's one for ya, what does ∞-∞ (infinity minus infinity) equal?
Any number minus the same number equals Zero



How come hot dogs come in packs of 8 but hot dog buns come in packs of 6?
It's part of a wider conspiracy by Oscar Mayer to get people to buy more hot-dogs... or hot-dog buns. With the eventual goal to introduce a one-world government!


A train track is 300 miles long. On one end of the track, Train A leaves the station at 4PM. On the opposite end of the track, Train B leaves leaves at 6PM. If Train A travels 45 mph and Train B travels 60 mph, how many misanthropic potato defibrillators do I have to swallow before my kayak starts melting sideways?
Tuesday!


Two Russian mathematicians meet on a plane.

"If I remember correctly, you have three sons," says Ivan. "What are their ages today?"

"The product of their ages is thirty six," says Igor, "and the sum of their ages is exactly today's date."

"I'm sorry, Igor" Ivan says after a minute, "but that doesn't tell me the ages of your boys."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my youngest son has red hair."

"Ah, now it's clear," Ivan says. "I now know exactly how old your three sons are."

How did Ivan figure out the ages?

Easy... with MATHS!


I don't mean to be picky, but when I saw that I couldn't help but allow my OCD to spaz out. Light is not a particle, and has no atomic structure. Light and Heat are both energy. ^_^ blah

Well, light does display the properties of a particle when tested for such (but also the properties of a wave when testing for such);
"Particle" was just so much easier to say than "electromagnetic quantum superposition radiation" 		2011-08-26 21:49:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

I thought we were talking about a more basic light form... D;2011-08-26 22:09:00

Author:
Tadao-ZM
Posts: 114

Two Russian mathematicians meet on a plane.

"If I remember correctly, you have three sons," says Ivan. "What are their ages today?"

"The product of their ages is thirty six," says Igor, "and the sum of their ages is exactly today's date."

"I'm sorry, Igor" Ivan says after a minute, "but that doesn't tell me the ages of your boys."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my youngest son has red hair."

"Ah, now it's clear," Ivan says. "I now know exactly how old your three sons are."

How did Ivan figure out the ages?

i cant be bothered doing the maths but i assume this is the answer:
there are several options that multiply to 36 and add to a number less than or equal to 31 (that days date)
but there would be more than one combination of ages that add to that date but one option has equal younger ages
saying that he has a youngest son tells that he cannot have two sons that are the same age and one older son
this cancels out all options exept one for that date.		2011-08-26 23:07:00

Author:
darcyh
Posts: 191

You have given good awnsers, but some are wrong. I'll correct them for ya:

1.What time is it in the North Pole?
Time is an illusion! - It's Time for CAKE! It is ALL the times!
2.How much is 9 divided by zero?
Not much. KABOOM!
3.What was the first man to discover milk was drinkable like? (easiest one)
A cow molesterer. Very thirsthy.
4.If past has already happened, and you travel in time to fix your life, then why would you need to fix something is you already traveled in time?
This demonstrates that travel through time is only possible forwards, unless there are alternate dimensions - so you would travel through time & dimensions to an alternate universe (where you hadn;t previously travelled back in time).
5.Why do they say something is unbreakable, if everything is possible?
Because they're lying. Nothing is unbreakable - not "everything" is possible.
6.There is a wall front of you, one back of you, and they both have portals, the walls are closing and you jump into the portal. When the walls close completely, where do you go?
Ohhh that's a good one. You go through the portal You get crushed by yourself.
7.Can you go fast enough to rewind time?
No, this isn't Superman. The fastest speed is the speed of light, at which point time stops. But you need to be a particle of light in order to get to that speed.
8.About the grandpa paradox: If you travel in time, kill your grandpa so you don't get born, how can you even be travling in time if your grandpa was already dead and you did not born?
See answer 4
9.How do we know we aren?t an universe inside an atom?
Because the universe is very very big, and an atom is very very small. It wouldn't fit There can be universes in atoms, but we couldn't know really.
10.How could you know everyting if there are things that hasn?t been discovered?
You couldn't.		2011-08-27 01:46:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Hmmmm, I would debate Answer 9.
While there may be as yet undiscovered dimensions hidden at the micro-quantum level - they would (by the very nature of being "micro") be fundamentally different from the macro universe - which contains alot of matter (all made of atoms).
All of those extra dimensions still exist within this universe.
If there was an entire universe squashed up inside an atom, it would be incredibly dense and hot (the same conditions as the big bang).

Oh, and answer 6 - you could also be caught in an infinite loop, where you would be perpetually falling through the portal. Your front end would be falling at the same speed as your back end - so you would never "catch up with yourself" in order to crush yourself. (and what would happen to your crushed remains?)

And I still say I was right for answer 1 aswell. - The north pole actually shifts by about 20 feet per year as the iron inside the earth swills about, moving the magnetic poles through different time zones.
And if it is "all times" - then it's "always time for CAKE!" 		2011-08-27 01:56:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

I did not mean the thing of ALL the times for real. It's a funny meme of a guy who says ALL for everything.
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/memes-reframe-all-the-gmt.jpg		2011-08-27 15:45:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

I bet you don't know why you created this thread?2011-08-27 16:16:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

6.There is a wall front of you, one back of you, and they both have portals, the walls are closing and you jump into the portal. When the walls close completely, where do you go?
Ohhh that's a good one. You go through the portal You get crushed by yourself.
Both of you are wrong. The portals will dissapear as soon as the walls start moving. 		2011-08-27 17:15:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

I bet you don't know why you created this thread?
You're Right!


Both of you are wrong. The portals will dissapear as soon as the walls start moving.
You're also right!		2011-08-27 19:48:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

Well, I think no body can know every thing. Unless they have an integated memory that knows everything.2011-08-27 22:01:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Well, I think no body can know every thing. Unless they have an integated memory that knows everything.
Macnme uses a cloud server.		2011-08-27 22:10:00

Author:
gdn001
Posts: 5891

There are moving portals in portal 2. Just saiyan2011-08-27 22:51:00

Author:
Radishlord
Posts: 706

Macnme isn't a robot!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHv-7BAXmpk

He is just really good at using Google. 		2011-08-27 22:53:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

*All answers and replies given in this thread are "Google Free";

You'll just have to take my word for it that I *really* *really* am this much of an idiot

DO you think I would have answered "Santa Claus" for "How do Chimneys stop fires from being put out by the rain?" if I were using google?
Actually, I going to have to google that just for my own knowledge - I'm curious now.		2011-08-27 22:55:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

I know you don't use Google. Google is for people who want to actually know what the answer to the questions are. 2011-08-27 23:09:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076

Any number minus the same number equals Zero
That's true, and you're quite right infinity minus infinity can indeed equal 0, it could also equal 17, -100, 8 anything really. All depends on how big each infinity is. Very interesting thing infinity.		2011-08-29 02:32:00

Author:
SR20DETDOG
Posts: 2431

"It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not everyone of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination."*
Douglas Adams

*(ok I googled that quote - but I could have posted a summation from memory)		2011-08-29 03:54:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

I've got sum questions for ya. These are just things I wanna know, not to test your mind:

Why don't animals become zombies?

Can you be inside someone else's dream?

(This one is just for fun)
What is an egg, between an egg?		2011-08-31 00:52:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

Why don't animals become zombies?
They DO! Zombie Dogs are very common

Can you be inside someone else's dream?
Someone can dream about you - meaning you are inside their dream (you might not be aware of it though)

(This one is just for fun)
What is an egg, between an egg?
Errr another egg?! (don't understand the question)		2011-08-31 15:21:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

http://wireninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Wheatley.jpg

True. No wait, false. I'll go with false.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj64wHh3H1qb6h11o1_250.jpg

Its a paradox! there is no answer!		2011-08-31 15:36:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482

Its a paradox! there is no answer!

True! - no wait - False!

No - TRUE! 		2011-08-31 15:51:00

Author:
Macnme
Posts: 1970

(This one is just for fun)
What is an egg, between an egg?
Errr another egg?! (don't understand the question)

It is a pun, EGGCEPTION (sounds like exception).

BTW, I have another fun question for you:

If you were a snake, and started eating yourself fron your tail, would you dissapear, become double the big, or flip yourself inside out?		2011-09-01 01:00:00

Author:
ALEXhatena
Posts: 1110

what language do they speak in north west netherlands?2011-09-01 16:46:00

Author:
Unknown User

That's true, and you're quite right infinity minus infinity can indeed equal 0, it could also equal 17, -100, 8 anything really. All depends on how big each infinity is. Very interesting thing infinity.

But wouldn't the infinite number taken away go past 0, and end up being Minus-infinite? 0, I think is only a chosen place in the number line, so going to infinity and going back means it'll go past Zero, since it will be bigger than it's chosen place to add infinity. *Asplode*

Hopefully that made sense.		2011-09-01 17:02:00

Author:
Denim360
Posts: 482

what language do they speak in north west netherlands?
North-West-Netherlandish, duh.		2011-09-04 02:54:00

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Silverleon
Posts: 6707

Why is Colin Farrell allowed to act in movies?2011-09-04 07:55:00

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OmegaSlayer
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