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This website kills boredom so easily. You write a question and the website gives it to two strangers to answer, you get to watch them answer it right in front of your eyes. You usually get some hilarious answers. Clay, Merc, and I have been going at it for the past hour or so. Everyone should give it a try. Here is the funniest one I've gotten so far. http://i52.tinypic.com/3127qex.jpg Post your results!

2011-08-14 08:13:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there? Stranger 1: *sitting* Stranger 2: hahha Stranger 1: who are you Chris? Stranger 1: are you the police? Stranger 1: ****, man, I just knew it. Stranger 1: I've never done thisbefore, man Stranger 2: hahaha Stranger 1: am I gonna go to jail? Stranger 2: This is my third time on the show -_- Stranger 2: what are my kids gonna think. Stranger 1: HAHAH Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there? Stranger 2: ok Stranger 1: my pimple hurts. Confess your sins. Stranger 1: I drank a whole liter of sunkist. Stranger 1: and didn't shaer Stranger 1: with anyone Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC? Stranger 1: wii Stranger 2: Xbox. Stranger 2: And PC, I guess. Stranger 1: psh Stranger 1: WII Stranger 1: SUPER MARIOOOOOO Stranger 2: IF I WANTED TO PLAY TENNIS I'D GET MY GO******** SWEATERVEST AND HIT UP THE *** BAR Stranger 1: SUPER MARIOOOO Stranger 1: hehe Stranger 1: asl Stranger 2: NO. Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC? Stranger 1: OR Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC? Stranger 1: SALAD Stranger 2: XBOX Stranger 2: ***** Stranger 1: PC MasterRace reporting Stranger 2: west side Stranger 2: u kno wht Stranger 2: ..................................... ..........................._,-~"??"~-, .................................................. ................__?-~"??:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........?~"?::::::::::::::"::::::::::::::::::::: : .................................................. .__???-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::??::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :_,-~":''-,::|:|::|:::| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-::'':"::::::::|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"?"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-~"O?_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::'-,:: ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::'-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'?::'-,:',| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,?-~"?:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::-::| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::-,:||..| ......./::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,:::|:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,?-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::?---~~""???::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"?::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,::::::::::|???"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::: : : : : : |: : ::::::::/:/ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::: : : : : : |: : ::::::: **** YOUR QUESTION I'M A ****ING DINOSAUR ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::: : : : : : : : : |:::::;; ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/| ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/::::::::::: ::: "-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/:|: : : : ::":/|| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::::::::"~/_:|:|: : : '-,::"::,' :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,:::::::::"-,|:||,-, : '-,:::|-'-? :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/--';;:::/: ||-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~?::::"-,/_:|:/:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"?:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .............."~--?_____??-~~ Disconnect Esc Stranger 1: XBOX will never be as powerful as a PC Stranger 1: ****** Stranger 2: i kno How do magnets work? Stranger 2: YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THEM Stranger 1: neagtive and positve Stranger 2: Besides, we are not Mormons. Stranger 1: force field. Stranger 1: some weird **** Stranger 2: We do not know the secrets Stranger 2: Stranger, you are completely ruining this Stranger 1: a whole lot of jesus juice is used Ah, the wonders of Omegle

2011-08-14 08:38:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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Xbox, PS3, or Wii? Stranger 2: xbox Stranger 1: Xbox Stranger 1: BOOM! Stranger 2: winning Stranger 1: Bi-winning Stranger 2: peaceeeeeeeee Even people at Omegle know the truth. /fanboy

2011-08-14 08:53:00 Author: Whalio Cappuccino Posts: 5250

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Even people at Omegle know the truth. /fanboy PC can do everything consoles can and more. /pc master race

2011-08-14 09:01:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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PC can do everything consoles can and more. /pc master race But I have my PC, PS3 and Xbox so I win?

2011-08-14 12:45:00 Author: Unknown User

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Why are your trousers down? Stranger 1: Because Stranger 1: i am Stranger 1: a man. Stranger 2: My trousers are up. Stranger 2: All the way up. Stranger 2: Up to my armpits. Stranger 1: Like 1950s fasttalkers? Stranger 2: You know it. Stranger 1: Cool I was trying to look for some raging Xbox fanboys. This isn't actually my opinion... Xbox 360 sucks worse than Justin Bieber! Stranger 1: wow that pretty bad Stranger 2: not quite as bad Stranger 2: but justin bieber is like the speed of light with sucking Stranger 1: you are exagerating there questionner Stranger 2: nothing can suck more Stranger 1: true ...instead I just found some Justin Bieber haters.

2011-08-14 13:09:00 Author: Doopz Posts: 5592

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I've been messing around with this for days. Lots of fun. EDIT: Pictures wont show up. :I

2011-08-14 13:53:00 Author: Alec Posts: 3871

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I happened upon some hockey fans, who responded to the question 'Ovechkin or Crosby' with a 30 minute argument which resulted in one of them leaving in anger. I didn't save it though, and it was a few days ago

2011-08-14 14:14:00 Author: Unknown User

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Howdy. (: You: Hello Young padawon, I hail from Yavin V Your conversational partner has disconnected. Was this conversation great? Download the log, or select the log for copy-pa That cleared the room.

2011-08-14 15:28:00 Author: craigmond Posts: 2426

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Clay, I thought i'd rip you off just because that was so funny. This is what I got on my first conversation. http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/1950/screenshot20110814at174.png XD

2011-08-14 17:50:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt Posts: 1477

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Wow, I didn't know you guys messed with Omegle too! Here's some: Stranger 2: what? Stranger 1: TF2 Stranger 2: what is that? Stranger 2: no Stranger 2: **** that game Stranger 2: ****in *** Stranger 2: play tetris Stranger 2: *** Stranger 2 has disconnected Stranger 2: what? Stranger 1: Gentlemen.. Stranger 2: ....oh. Stranger 2: now I feel stupid. Stranger 2: I should, I know. Stranger 1: Spy is stupid hehe Stranger 2: exactamente. Stranger 1: Exactlatory Stranger 2 has disconnected Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there? Stranger 2: ok Stranger 1: i didnt know she was 14 Stranger 1: hi *** Stranger 2: Im Rebecca Black, I dont know which seat to take Stranger 1: that chris hansen "joke" stopped being funny years ago Stranger 1: rebecca black is funnier than chris hansen Stranger 1: and friday is the best song ever And here's one I just loved:

2011-08-14 18:39:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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tried 3 conversations and all I got was nasty, vulgar stuff. "Hey baby, want to see me &#$(8?! then !@$*%# over @#%$%&##@$" yeah, not too fun. Especially when wife looking over shoulder.

2011-08-14 18:46:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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My answers were disappointing. Here is one of the few remotley amusing conversations? Xbox, Wii, PS3, or PC? Stranger 2: ps3 Stranger 2: and pc Stranger 1: Gamecube Stranger 1: also Project Runway on lifetime Stranger 2: SEGA GENESIS Stranger 2: xD Stranger 1: and green tea Stranger 2: yay Stranger 2: Marihuana tea Stranger 1: Marijuana? Stranger 2: and bronies Stranger 2: brownies

2011-08-14 19:03:00 Author: Veyneru Posts: 115

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Oh god, Omegle is so fun; people's reactions can be so fun if you have some luck This is one of the milder ones I had saved (many of them had fairly explicit language from persons who were fooled by this ruse). Question to discuss: what are you? You: a Lombax Stranger: human being? You: ooh someone from Earth? You: fascinating Stranger: ya..what planet u from? You: how do you survive without a fur? You: I come from Fastoon, located just ~150 lightyears from your galaxy Stranger: i dunno..its a miracle Stranger: ok Stranger: ok Stranger: i've been there last month You: Fantastic You: how did you get here? did you use hyperspace? You: or just took a long nap in the meanwhile? Stranger: spaceball You: spaceball? You: what is that? Stranger: never watch that movie? Stranger: from Earth You: nope, Earth movies are a rarity around here Stranger: oh..I see.. You: took a while to even arrange this transgalactic communication link Stranger: ya.. You: hmm? Stranger: ok..wanna have lunch Stranger: bye.. You: kk, cya Stranger: be well my friend You: thanks You: take care you too You have disconnected. I admit.. maybe a bit too much R&C lately

2011-08-14 19:11:00 Author: OrwellianStuff Posts: 90

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Oh, if only I saved some of the best ones from last night. Most of them had come from the question: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? I think i can remember one... Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Stranger 1: What? Stranger 2: I know what I want to look like sometimes too. Stranger 2 has disconnected And the new best answer to everything... Why does Minecraft give me a hard on? Stranger 2: because cubes Stranger 2 has disconnected

2011-08-14 19:17:00 Author: Merc Posts: 2135

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Even people at Omegle know the truth. /fanboy PC can do everything consoles can and more. /pc master race But I have my PC, PS3 and Xbox so I win? I have 1 console, I enjoy it and don't have to justify my purchase to strangers in the internet, I am happy with what I got, and don't care if its the best or the worst of the consoles, since honestly it doesn't matter, so I guess I win. Anywho, isn't this the site that also puts you up with random people on video? Or did they divide it into sections/ take down the video area for the high amount of random pervs out there? xD

2011-08-14 20:19:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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Anywho, isn't this the site that also puts you up with random people on video? Or did they divide it into sections/ take down the video area for the high amount of random pervs out there? xD No, I think it's still there. Some guy from /x/ used a creepypasta .GIF to scare a middle-aged woman. I was laughing my a** off.

2011-08-14 20:25:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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PC can do everything consoles can and more. /pc master race It can't play console games.

2011-08-14 22:16:00 Author: Littlebigdude805 Posts: 1924

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I just had an absolutely epic conversation with someone, we both trolled eachother like crazy, but it's a bit too rude to post here and get away with. **** it.

2011-08-15 00:09:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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isn't this the site that also puts you up with random people on video? Or did they divide it into sections/ take down the video area for the high amount of random pervs out there? xD That is why I stay away from sites like these

2011-08-15 02:16:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Are you a spy? Stranger 2: nooooo Stranger 1: SPY!!!!! Stranger 1: Flamethrower Stranger 2: lightning bolt Stranger 1: No Stranger 1: Just no And... these two You're now watching two strangers discuss your question! Question to discuss: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? Stranger 2: the ****? Stranger 1: My head hurts. Question to discuss: Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. How about you take a seat over there? Stranger 1: oh **** Stranger 2: Kay. Stranger 1: i didnt do it Stranger 1: its an accident Stranger 2: Is it okay if I parked my van across three handicapped spaces on top of two handicapped children Stranger 2: who I then raped

2011-08-15 05:48:00 Author: theswweet Posts: 2468

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This one was awesome. I asked and my god did I receive. Question to discuss: Stranger, Y U NO RESPOND IN AN INTERESTING WAY? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Stranger 2: sometimes Stranger 1: I do Stranger 2: there's just Stranger 2: a life Stranger 2: within another universe Stranger 2: this universe is created upon death Stranger 2: this new life, new universe Stranger 2: it's a new start Stranger 2: an alternate reality Stranger 2: the previous reality's nearly the same Stranger 1: I like that Stranger 2: but one event is different Stranger 2: and this event changes their life. Stranger 2: you are the universe Stranger 2: but you don't know it Stranger 2: you live a life with hollow shells Stranger 2: your only hope to vanquish your insane loneliness is interstellar conquest, to find the one like you. Stranger 2: to find the one that complements you, the one that you complement. Stranger 2: or else the empty cycle will continue Stranger 2: you'll wake up, a new man, a new woman Stranger 2: with no memory of the life that took place before Stranger 2: you need to find them Stranger 2: or they need to find you. Stranger 2: to find warmth Stranger 2: to make your death worth it Stranger 2: Interesting enough, OP? This philosophical stranger blew my mind! It went on a lot further after that, but it was too long to post here. Sometimes, I wish the "spy" could talk to the stranger.

2011-08-15 08:21:00 Author: Mr_T-Shirt Posts: 1477

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You are beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise Stranger 1: Well I'll be, Stranger 2: so i'm guessing this is some desparate guy Stranger 2: trying to get a gf Stranger 1: Ha. Stranger 2: or an over-emotional girl.. Stranger 1: That's my guess. Stranger 2: haha Stranger 2: so..asl? Stranger 1: Camille. I find it ironic how Stranger 2 said I was desperate then asked 'asl'.

2011-08-15 08:59:00 Author: Testudini Posts: 3262

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My god I just spend the last 3-4 hours talkin' and flirtin' with this girl on omegle. I am done for tonight. Peace!

2011-08-15 11:45:00 Author: Enlong3 Posts: 357

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My god I just spend the last 3-4 hours talkin' and flirtin' with this girl on omegle. I am done for tonight. Peace! There's your problem. That was probably a 50 year old man. Girls don't exist on Omegle, nor do normal people. You only have 50 year old guys who want to entice young children, and the people who go on there to mock, nothing else

2011-08-15 12:06:00 Author: Unknown User

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There's your problem. That was probably a 50 year old man. Girls don't exist on Omegle, nor do normal people. You only have 50 year old guys who want to entice young children, and the people who go on there to mock, nothing else Yeah probably so. Imma go head off into depression now. cya

2011-08-15 18:30:00 Author: Enlong3 Posts: 357

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The question: Would you watch a movie called Planet of the Grapes (which doesn't exist, just asking)? What do you think the plot would be like? (Come on, be creative..) The answers: Stranger 1: Yes. Stranger 1: I guess it'd be a documentary about wine. Stranger 2: It would be Planet of the Apes. Stranger 2: But with Grapes. Stranger 2: Spoilers: The grapes get eaten by humans. Stranger 2: The movie is 11 minutes long. Stranger 1: And stepped on, even. Stranger 1: It's cruel. Stranger 2: And there is so much racism in the grape community. Stranger 2: Green against purple. Stranger 2: It's awful. Stranger 1: After weeks of decay the dead bodies get thrown away and their insides will be consumed by the humans. Stranger 1: There have been marriages between the remaints of the green and purple ones. Stranger 1: Nobody likes that though. Stranger 1: Planet of the poptarts Stranger 2: I picture it either being a parody of Planet of the Apes or some kind of romantic drama, haha Stranger 1: hmmm Stranger 2: hmm Stranger 1: it would start with people looking for a solution to world hunger Stranger 2: ahh good point Stranger 1: scientists believe "smart food" would be the solution Stranger 2: but grapes are really just seeds... sooo lol they don't have a central nervous system Stranger 1: smart food being food that cna grow and replant itself Stranger 1: rapidly Stranger 2: and can't really evolve into a higher being capable of thought Stranger 1: now now let me finish Stranger 2 has disconnected Stranger 2: Yes. Stranger 2: I imagine that the plot would be about a grape from the wrong side of the vine falling in love with the rival green grapes Stranger 1: I want to say the plot will revolve around large bananas. However this is just an educated guess at best. Stranger 1: BHAHAHA Stranger 1: Sorry, that actually made me laugh. Stranger 1: Four for you stranger, you go stranger. Stranger 2: Very Romeo & Juliet, but instead of killing each other they just jump vine and mingle in the cheese drawer Stranger 2: after a nuclear fall out, grapes have turned into a flesh eating monster Stranger 1: Grapes would become super smart and take over the planet. Stranger 2: however, people don't know and the grapes effected are wine grapes Stranger 2: so the wine goes into your system and slowly eats your innards until it reaches your skin Stranger 2: basically you rot from the inside out Stranger 1: He/she's on a roll, I'm just gonna sit back and watch lol Stranger 2: haha Stranger 2: that's all I got Stranger 2: so fa Stranger 2: -far Stranger 1: It'd be like Planet of the Apes. Only the apes are grapes. Stranger 1: Not creative, but the first thing I thought of. Stranger 2: It's a world dominated by men, and women tend to their grapes Stranger 2: If you know what I mean Stranger 1: I feel like whoever asked this has a school writing assignment. Stranger 1: One they don't want to do. Stranger 2: OP, you should use my idea Stranger 1: They'd get an A+ Stranger 2: Indoubtly Stranger 1: yes i would Stranger 2: grapes take over the world Stranger 1: a grape evolved from a seed Stranger 1: a lonely grape in the hard cold world Stranger 2: they make us into wine Stranger 1: grows up to eat people Stranger 2: dry us out in the sun and eat us Stranger 1: but then gets killed by the army Stranger 2: YOUR STORY SUCKS, THERE IS NO CONFLICT Stranger 2: GR Stranger 2: apes Stranger 2: GR?!?! Stranger 2: apes Stranger 2: MY HEAD Stranger 2: TOO MUCH Stranger 2: iiiii cease to live nowww Stranger 2 has disconnected Stranger 1: hmm Stranger 2: yes! Stranger 1: yes, i would. Stranger 2: that sounds awesome! Stranger 2: i'm sure the plot would be *** and make no sense, since that's how most parodys are Stranger 1: dont say anythings *** derogatively. Stranger 1: thats crude. Stranger 1: There would be Stranger 1: Ahem i shall begin my story Stranger 2: i think Grapes would be the only thing left alive Stranger 1: There is a jungle.. Filled with vine trees. The humans are mistreating them and over harvesting them. Though there is a magic spell that one of the grapes learns which allows him to give the other grapes intelligent minds. It's a chick flick with hot juicy grapes and grapes explosions, Stranger 1: WINE Stranger 1: EVERYWHERE Stranger 1: NO/ Stranger 2: not as awesome as Bats on a Submarine Stranger 1: lol Stranger 1: planet of the grapes Stranger 1: like walking grapes Stranger 1: **** dat Stranger 2: maybe its just a big *** forest of grapes Stranger 2: doesnt sound too appealing Stranger 2: or maybe its a porno Stranger 1: and the movie would be? Stranger 2: ... yeah, gotta be a porno Stranger 1: im guessing porno Stranger 2: softcore, probably Stranger 1: grapes Stranger 2: a grape filled planet....with rasins and wine Stranger 1: ................................................ ..........................._,-~"??"~-, .................................................. ................__„-~"??:::,-~~-,_::::"- .................................................. ..........„~"?::::::::::::::":::::::::::::::::::::: .................................................. .__„„„-"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-, ..........................................__-~"::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::: ::::~-, ..........................._______~"___-~"::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::: :: :::::::::::"-, ......................,~"::::::::::::::??::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,: | ....................:/:::::::::::::::::__-~":::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_ ,-~":''-,::|:|::|:::| ...................,'::::::::,-~~"~"_::',::|::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :: :::,~ ':'-,::',"-::'':"::::::::|:|/ ..............._,-'"~----":::/,~"?"-:|::|::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,~"::'-,:;;'-';;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::|/ ............,-'::::::::::::::::'-~"O?_/::,'::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-',::'-,:|::";;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::'-,:: ............|:::::::::::::::::-,_'~'::::,-'::,':::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-':'-,:'-,';;';;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::'-,|'' ............|::,-~"::::::::::::::"~~":::,-'::::::::::::::::::::::::_,-~':'-,|:"'";;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'?::'-,:',| .........../::/::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_,„-~"?:'-,|;''-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'--,::-::| ........./::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;'-';;;;',/;/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-,|:::-,:||..| ......./::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-~'''("-,:::|:|::'' ......,':::::::,'::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :,-'/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,--'::::::/"~' .....,'::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::,„-~"::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'::::::::,'::::/ ..../:::::::::|:::::::::::::„---~~""???::',:::::,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'::::::::: :: |_,-' ..,'::::::::::::",:,-~"?::::::::"-,::::::::::|:::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,':::::::|::::,' ./:::::::::::::::|:::::::::::::::::::"-,::::::::::|???"""~-,~,_/::::::::,':::/ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::|::: : : : : : |: : ::::::::/:/ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::"-':::: : : : : : |: : :::::::.........I'M A T-REX, YOUR OPINION IS INVALID! ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::: ::::: : : : : : : : : |:::::;; ::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::",:::::::::::::::/| ,: : : : : : : |::::,'/|::::| :::::::::::::::::::::"-,:::::::::::::::"-,_::::::::::|:/|,: : : : : : : |::: |'-,/|:::| ::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_::::::::::::::"~-,_:::"-,/|/::::::::::: ::: "-/|::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,__:::::::::::',"-,:::"_|/:|: : : : ::":/|| ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"~-,_:::::::::::"~/_:|:|: : : '-,::"::,' :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::"-,_:'-,:::::::::"-,|:||,-, : '-,:::|-'-„ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::,-,'"-:"~,:::::"/_/::|-/--';;:::/: ||-, :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :/...'-,::::::"~„::::"-,/_:|:/:/|/|/|_/:| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |......"-,::::::::"~-:::::""~~~"?:::| :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: |........."-,_::::::::::::::::::::::::::::/ ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: .............."~--„_____„„-~~" Stranger 2: lol Misc questions Question to discuss: Are you almighty and awesome? If so, what is the reason? Stranger 1: Hell ****in' yeah. ^^ Stranger 2: Both. Stranger 2: I'm not that almighty Stranger 2: I'm **** awesome though Stranger 1: Stranger 2: I can play guitar Stranger 1: I'll say you are! Stranger 1: yes Stranger 1: because im me Stranger 2: he is lying Stranger 2: he sucks Question to discuss: If I were to say A, would you say B? Or would you say something else? What would it be? Stranger 2: I would say B Stranger 1: if you said A.. Stranger 1: yeah, i'd say B Stranger 1: or maybe 'A...flying pink llama!' Stranger 2: to the windooooooooooooooow to the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Stranger 2: ..... Stranger 2: Um, false Stranger 2: Gonna say false on this one Stranger 2: Er, no, true... Stranger 1: Pfft Stranger 2: I don't know the answr. Stranger 1: Well the answer is your choice. It can be anything. Stranger 2: Then...I guess I would say... I'd count or something. Question to discuss: Cookies or pie? Stranger 2: pie Stranger 1: coookies. on nom nom nom nom Stranger 1: both Stranger 2: he said or Stranger 2: which means pick one Stranger 2: ... Stranger 1: nah Stranger 1: both Stranger 2: you rebel! Stranger 1: i know Stranger 2: **** the government Stranger 2: yeah! Stranger 1: Cookies Stranger 2: cookies Stranger 1: 100% Stranger 2: yeaaa Question to discuss: Perform your best evil laugh Stranger 2: MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasps* Stranger 1: gigglegiiggglegiiggle Stranger 1: like burns Stranger 1: mr Stranger 1: burns Stranger 1: Stranger 1: Tehehee. Stranger 1: aww... Stranger 2: HUuHhUWhahHAhHAHuwhUHAha Stranger 1: EEEP! Stranger 1: mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHA Stranger 1: yeah im over it Stranger 2: Muahahahhaahahah *chokes* haaa....*gasps* hhhh...aaa Stranger 1: oh god Stranger 2: ha Stranger 1: meow Stranger 2: ha

2011-08-16 01:06:00 Author: robbit10 Posts: 450

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I got a spam bot reply.

2011-08-16 06:22:00 Author: midnight_heist Posts: 2513

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hahaha, I had a lot of fun. http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/291978_1718067371491_1832469598_1131026_7256193_n. jpg

2011-08-16 07:50:00 Author: tomodon246 Posts: 624

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What would your last words be if you have a chance to say them? Stranger 2: Darn you charlie sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnThe answer from 1 would get me banned here. xD You got 15 minutes to do whatever you want, no repercussions, what do you do? Stranger 1: Steal? Stranger 1: Eat? Stranger 2: Kill every politician I can find Stranger 1: What? Stranger 1: MEANY PIE! Stranger 1: Kill this stranger. Stranger 1: EAAATTTT Stranger 2: I would Kill every single member of congress excluding key states Stranger 1: (i'll never get fat!! ) Stranger 1: Oh, you're American Stranger 1: Hahaha. Stranger 2: lol duh Stranger 1: Your country is in deeeeeep **** Stranger 2: our government NEEDS to be cleansed XD Stranger 2: you're telling me bro Stranger 1: Oh sadie, the cleaning ladyyy Stranger 1: You should move country Stranger 1: Chuck Norris is about to destroy you, what do you do? Stranger 2: surrender and beg for mercy. its the only way Stranger 1: accept the inevitable Stranger 2: haha yes, stranger! Wow. xD Most liked and hated memes for you? Stranger 1: hmmmm Stranger 2: Loved: Stranger 2: Hated: everything Stranger 1: lol Stranger 2: pony memes are alight actually Stranger 2: 20% cooler and all that Stranger 1: indeed Stranger 2 has disconnected Sos omeone who hates all memes still likes pony memes. xD

2011-08-16 09:23:00 Author: Silverleon Posts: 6707

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"Spyro or Crash?" Five minutes later I've kind of convinced this MGS fan to get MGS4 asap and play it.

2011-08-16 10:58:00 Author: BasketSnake Posts: 2391

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I've decided to start answering questions myself. Question to discuss: Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? You: Yes, I can, actually. You: I would just upgrade my flux capacitor so that it can handle paradoxical interferences You: And then install it into my guitar You: Play the guitar, and get taken to the ultimate world. Stranger: Sounds good. Question to discuss: You can have any weapon you want, or anything that could kill anyone ever. Whoever comes up with the better tool wins the cagematch. You: Hmm.. Stranger: Unicorn's a tool, right? You: A sword with 7 blades that grants the ability to carry swords of very heavy weight such as the one I am describing here, and grants incredible attack speed to the user. Stranger: That's more effective than an unicorn. Stranger: Is it too late to switch to a multicorn? You: MULTICORN! m/ You: I still like the sword with seven blades. Stranger: That is pretty sweet. You: Thanks Stranger: You officially win the cagematch. Question to discuss: Pleasehelp,my spacebarisbrokenandIdon'tknowwhattodo. HowdoIfixit? Stranger: ooooooooohhhhhhh You: Well, You: first you inspect the spacebar You: see if there's any food stuck behind it Stranger: my ****ing l button is broken You: Then clean it with alcohol You: if that still doesn't work You: remove the key itself You: and clean the mechanism beneath it Stranger: i have to press way too **** hard to get the letter L You: Then, in order to get it fully working again, You: drench your keyboard in water You: and let it dry in the sun You: Then call tech support Stranger: ^ this person is a smart *** Stranger: but your space button obviously works becase u have a space between your period and how You: Yes. You: Well.. next question, I guess Stranger: byyyye <3 Question to discuss: No question temperaly... You: Wow You: awesome. Stranger: ... Stranger: trippy You: Duuuuuuuuuuuddeee You: Waaassstteeeddd Stranger: duuuuuuuuuuuude Stranger: higggggggggggh You: duuuuuuuudddeee i have no idea what's going onnnn Stranger: who does braaaah Stranger: i dddddddddoooooo whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooo Question to discuss: 1 - 2 - 3 x 0 = ? (It isn't zero) You: -1 Stranger: yes it is silly. You: no, it isn't. You: He subtracts 2 from 1 You: and then subtracts 3 x 0 from it You: which is 0 You: so it is basically 2 minus 1 You: erm You: 1 minus 2 You: which is -1 Stranger: uhhh......im only in 9th grade so im lost lololol Question to discuss: have aliens visited earth? Stranger: naw You: Nobody knows Stranger: :-) You: And the ones who might know You: Will not tell Stranger: deep **** Stranger: ****it i'm gonna have alien nightmares aren't i Stranger: first movie i saw was ET Stranger: aliens have scared me since Stranger: not as intense now that i'm older Stranger: but it's still creepy You: ._. Stranger: O.O Question to discuss: Discuss the discus You: Hmm You: The discus Stranger: Dangerous. You: is a new form of life You: superseding the human being Stranger: Killed one guy in the tale of Persues, didn't it...? You: able to survive in fire You: Actually You: that is a good one for a fantasy novel You: thanks Stranger: That sounds utterly amazing. I love fantasy novels, man. Question to discuss: would u like to share your photos You: No. Stranger: yes Stranger: I would like to share pictures of random things Stranger: like mushrooms You: hmm You: that sounds good Stranger: magic mushrooms that send us on..... Stranger: ADVENTURES!!! You: Magical journeys! You: woot! Stranger: YEAH!!! You: AWSHUM Stranger: Oh wait....oh dear.... Stranger: magic wore off.... we are now plummetting to the ground You: oh crap.. You: SOMEBODY SAVE US You: wait, don't you know a spell to make us levitate? Stranger: SAVE US JESUS (jesus: **** off, I'm bating right now) Stranger: we are so ****ed You: I take that as a no You: *falls onto the ground* You: *his body parts scatter everywhere and he dies* Stranger: *SPLATS* You: x_x Stranger: *had a soulstone up and ressurects* Stranger: Hahaha, what a noob You: -.- You: *haunts Stranger as a ghost* Stranger: Nooooooooooooooooooo You: *keeps screaming YOU SHALL NOT PASS until the end of time in Stranger's mind* Stranger: YOU SHALL NOT PASS..... LEGISLATION BILL!!!! You: OBJECTION! Stranger: OVER RULED! You: OBJECTED AGAIN! Stranger: DOUBLE OVER RULED WITH A PLATTER OF POPCORN SHRIMP You: Suddenly, You: a shark appears from the sky You: it falls on top of Stranger Stranger: It's all your fault!!!

2011-08-16 11:32:00 Author: robbit10 Posts: 450

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I think I may have finally hit it big tonight, fellas! She even gave me her email so I was able to do a google search on her and find her fb. EDIT: Just saw pics of the girl I was talking to on omegle. FML. Shoot me if I ever try to go back to that site again

2011-08-17 09:19:00 Author: Enlong3 Posts: 357

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First time trying Omegle today... Some weird results so far. >.>

2011-08-17 16:33:00 Author: tanrockstan34 Posts: 1076

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Heh, this quite fun... DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD SAVE HUNDREDS OF POUNDS ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE AT www.gocompare.com ? ............................................______ __ ....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?........................... ..........................., .................../.................................................. .........,} ................./.................................................. ....,:`^`..} .............../.................................................. .,:"........./ ..............?.....__............................ .............:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...................................../ .............`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....,__ ,,_..........}.>-._...................................|........... ...`=~-, .....`=~-,__......`,................................. ...................`=~-,,.,............................... ................................`:,,.............. .............`..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_........ ..._,-%.......` ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`

2011-08-17 18:35:00 Author: Fastbro Posts: 1277

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Heh, this quite fun... I keep forgetting that pounds = dollars in other countries. I thought you tried to suggest a weight loss program.

2011-08-17 18:40:00 Author: CyberSora Posts: 5551

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^ You can lose weight with new car insurance. With all the money you saved by switching to *insert insurance company here* you can afford liposuction!

2011-08-17 20:01:00 Author: tanrockstan34 Posts: 1076

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^ You can lose weight with new car insurance. With all the money you saved by switching to *insert insurance company here* you can afford liposuction! Or at least get a plushie meerkat. When my mum's home insurance runs out and it's time to renew, I'm so getting that Aleksandr.

2011-08-17 22:15:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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''who does this guy remind you of? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ Stranger 1: yo no Stranger 2: y u no Stranger 1: YU no Stranger 2: Y U NO TYPE IT RITE?! Stranger 2 has disconnected'' I lol'd.

2011-08-20 22:32:00 Author: Jonaolst Posts: 935

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