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I have a riddle for you.

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The game basically goes like this: Somebody posts a riddle, and somebody else solves it. Once the riddle is solved, anyone can post a new riddle.

Here's mine:

I met a nice Fellow yesterday. he had a photo of You, Of Utmost importance, which Could contain some really personal information. And, No-one should know. Really, somebody Eat the Apple already! Deers do not need to Tackle His Inn Seriously. but, The Hen did not Eat the Narwhal. so, You Opened the Uber-can filled with fruit. Did I Die? no, A coconut appeared from the sky. it fell on Gary's head. Oops, said the narwhal. he did not mean to Overparticulate! Dang. the Jundem did not comply, so the Overseer started drinking Beer.

2011-08-13 20:39:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


Cool riddle, bro 2011-08-13 20:40:00

Author:
zzmorg82
Posts: 948


Cool riddle, bro
Now solve it.
2011-08-13 20:42:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


I have a riddle for ewe.

Baa baaaa baaa baaaaaa baaaa baaa baa baaa baaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaa
2011-08-13 20:45:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Now solve it. ?____?
Corrected for you
2011-08-14 06:41:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


That punctuation is terrible.
:|
2011-08-14 06:50:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513


That punctuation is terrible.
:|

If you can read this, then you did a good job
2011-08-14 07:00:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


I did a good job. 2011-08-14 07:10:00

Author:
Frinklebumper
Posts: 941


Tah-Dah!



I met a nice Fellow yesterday. he had a photo of You, Of Utmost importance, which Could contain some really personal information. And, No-one should know. Really, somebody Eat the Apple already! Deers do not need to Tackle His Inn Seriously. but, The Hen did not Eat the Narwhal. so, You Opened the Uber-can filled with fruit. Did I Die? no, A coconut appeared from the sky. it fell on Gary's head. Oops, said the narwhal. he did not mean to Overparticulate! Dang. the Jundem did not comply, so the Overseer started drinking Beer.

Answer= If you can read this then you did a good job.

Frinklebumper wins the prize for being 1st though.

Scratch that, OmegaSlayer got there first! Why you sly bugger you!
2011-08-14 07:46:00

Author:
Mr_T-Shirt
Posts: 1477


I won , even if I stealth posted the answer 2011-08-14 08:16:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


@OmegaSlayer, frinklebumper, MR_T-Shirt: Yep, that's the answer!

Thanks for solving the riddle. Since the answer is now known, the thread has no further use and will probably turn into a spamming area. Mods, please lock?
2011-08-14 08:40:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


If you can read this, then you did a good job
That's the joke.
http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x12/goatburgler/thatsthejoke.gif?t=1273010289
2011-08-14 09:34:00

Author:
midnight_heist
Posts: 2513


Thanks for solving the riddle. Since the answer is now known, the thread has no further use and will probably turn into a spamming area. Mods, please lock?

Congratulation, you have just invented the throwaway thread!

Here's another one, if you feel up to it...


Only literary-minded people go to the librarie. They luve it. Bot as it turns out, they apparently don't like drinking tea. Yeah, that's strange... I'm telling you this more out of interest than out of criticism. Some people prefer a cheap, basic package holiday with no thrills, and some others prefer luxurious surroundings "? le mode". It kind of reminds me of Alice on Wonderland. That girl is probaby British, you know, and she is also somewhat snobe. She often treats other people very contescendingly. In the other hand, she is just a child, so we can't really blame her. And in the book her heart ackes to see the other characters so unhappy, so I think you can actually consider her quite kind-hearted. What actually bugs me is her donheartedness... That's pretty onnoying. Anyway... Have you ever tryed that candy called "Whadchamacallit" ? It's a bit over sweetened, but, meh... It tastes good anyway. And that's way better then Twix or March. If you're anything like me, than you've got M&M'S too. God bless shocolate!Excuse my bad English, I'm French.
2011-08-14 11:53:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305


Oh, that is not such a bad idea! This could become a new forum game.

Mods, please move to the Forum Games thread?
2011-08-14 13:38:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


Hauled thread over to Forum Games! 2011-08-16 06:46:00

Author:
warlord_evil
Posts: 4193


Can we post riddles? And get others to answer them, see if they can figure it out?
Sounds fun
2011-08-17 01:42:00

Author:
Unknown User


Typically the winner posts a new riddle.2011-08-17 03:50:00

Author:
tanrockstan34
Posts: 1076


Oddmania posted a riddle a while ago. It still needs to be solved.


Here's another one, if you feel up to it...

Excuse my bad English, I'm French.


Only literary-minded people go to the librarie. They luve it. Bot as it turns out, they apparently don't like drinking tea. Yeah, that's strange... I'm telling you this more out of interest than out of criticism. Some people prefer a cheap, basic package holiday with no thrills, and some others prefer luxurious surroundings "? le mode". It kind of reminds me of Alice on Wonderland. That girl is probaby British, you know, and she is also somewhat snobe. She often treats other people very contescendingly. In the other hand, she is just a child, so we can't really blame her. And in the book her heart ackes to see the other characters so unhappy, so I think you can actually consider her quite kind-hearted. What actually bugs me is her donheartedness... That's pretty onnoying. Anyway... Have you ever tryed that candy called "Whadchamacallit" ? It's a bit over sweetened, but, meh... It tastes good anyway. And that's way better then Twix or March. If you're anything like me, than you've got M&M'S too. God bless shocolate!
2011-08-18 11:00:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


Oddmania posted a riddle a while ago. It still needs to be solved.

I think mine can be considered to be a special issue for grammar nazis Feel free to post yours!
2011-08-18 11:07:00

Author:
Oddmania
Posts: 1305


Oh, alright

Here's another one:
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This is not random garbage. Look carefully. (No, it is not encrypted or processed in any way by a computer)
2011-08-18 12:49:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


O__O No clue at all2011-08-18 13:32:00

Author:
OmegaSlayer
Posts: 5112


No replies.. is it too hard?2011-08-19 07:26:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


This thread is a puzzlemania!2011-08-20 09:29:00

Author:
nysudyrgh
Posts: 5482


This thread is a puzzlemania!
Congratulations! You solved the riddle.

Now, can somebody else post the next riddle please?
2011-08-20 10:26:00

Author:
robbit10
Posts: 450


Okay, I'll start
If a cowboy comes into town on Friday, stays for THREE days, then leaves on Friday, how'd he do it?

Don't do it nys xD )
2011-08-21 01:22:00

Author:
Unknown User


You got that from iCarly That's the horses name.2011-08-21 01:42:00

Author:
Unknown User


I now get your riddle Robbit, puzzlemania, clever

Um, hmm, let's see if I can think of a riddle.

No yet.

Nope.

Nope.

Still got nothin'.

Almost there.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
2011-08-21 01:45:00

Author:
Unknown User


Aww!!
I was really hoping for someone that didn't watch iCarly would answer that So it'd be an official riddle, because you know what it is lol, you don't have to guess
2011-08-21 02:28:00

Author:
Unknown User


I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?2011-08-21 03:11:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


The letter 'E'. Please answer my riddle -_-2011-08-21 04:26:00

Author:
Unknown User


He didn't want to get T-boned by a car?2011-08-21 04:37:00

Author:
ConverseFox
Posts: 2333


because he didn't have the guts

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
2011-08-21 19:06:00

Author:
biorogue
Posts: 8424


only once.2011-08-21 19:59:00

Author:
nunsmasher
Posts: 247


After that, it's not 25.

Anyway, a man walks into an ice cream shop. The bartender ask's "Do you think I have two many customers?". She responds saying that the number of people is fine and that the place is really nice. The shop owner then says, "It's good to know that I have an acceptable amount of customers."

What 3 things were wrong with that dialog?
2013-02-25 01:50:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309


Ask's should be asks, she should be he, and two should be too.

Why did the idiot cross the busy road?
2013-03-02 22:21:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909


Because he/she's an idiot.

What has four wheels and flies?
2013-03-03 00:10:00

Author:
Dragonvarsity
Posts: 5208


An airplane.

What walks on four legs and speaks Spanish?
2013-03-03 03:29:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909


A mexican baby.

What is the answer to this question?
2013-03-11 14:06:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309


An answer.

What runs, but does not walk?
2013-03-11 21:37:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909


Time. Or something as simple as water. Nooooh.... That can't be it?

Yes it is. Water.

As I am lazy like this, I'll just leave this for you:

What has a ring, but no finger?
2013-03-13 16:44:00

Author:
FreeAim
Posts: 2462


Yes it is. Water.
I was thinking "a man being chased from the cops", but that works too.


What has a ring, but no finger?
Saturn (or a married person who ended up on Saw)

As for me...
What dies, but does not live?
2013-03-14 17:35:00

Author:
Ryan86me
Posts: 1909


A battery.

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2013-04-30 23:16:00

Author:
qwerty123456
Posts: 309


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