Archive: 39 posts

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I'll start it off. Yo mama has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book. NOTE: All jokes are not meant as insults. They're just for fun Enjoy my FABULOUS thread!

2011-08-13 03:48:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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Yo momma so stupid she can't even tell the difference between LBP2 and ESPN! I know a terrible yo momma. I'm too smart and nerdy for my own good

2011-08-13 04:17:00 Author: Unknown User

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Me = NOT a nerd BUT usma87sch = "HUGE nerd" and proud of it! Sometimes I wonder why we coexist.

2011-08-13 04:20:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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^ what? Um, K. Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286. (for you younguns, a 286 is a really old computer)

2011-08-13 05:37:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Yo momma so fat, everything revolves around her... Literally.

2011-08-13 05:42:00 Author: Starchy Posts: 353

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Yo mama so poor, you stepped on a cigarette and she asked, "Why'd the heat go out?"

2011-08-13 06:13:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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Yo mama so stupid, the only letters she knows are KFC!

2011-08-14 23:05:00 Author: GranolaCrunch Posts: 105

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GUYS BE SURE TO KEEP IT CLEAN!!! You mama so stupid, I told her to break a leg, and she did. Yeah I know I suck at making yo mama jokes.....

2011-08-15 02:02:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes.

2011-08-15 03:27:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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^Why, thank you. ^_^ Yo mama is so fat that she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices. /win

2011-08-15 03:53:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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@AarontheEpic Lmao! Yo mama so fat, it made Big Show feel good about himself. q^_<p

2011-08-16 02:55:00 Author: GranolaCrunch Posts: 105

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Oh yeah, GranolaCrunch? Well, yo mama is so ugly that we rolled her face in dough and made gorilla cookies! /pwned

2011-08-16 04:46:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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ooooooo, well, Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

2011-08-17 01:04:00 Author: biorogue Posts: 8424

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Yo mama is SO fat that when she went skydiving, she made the Grand Canyon.

2011-08-17 02:47:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. Yo mamma is so fat that when I said it was chilly outside she got a bowl. Yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund. Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo momma is so poor I walked thru the front door and out the back. Yo momma is so ugly that your dad brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. And of course, yo momma is so old that she sat infront of Jesus and behind Yoda in the first grade.

2011-08-17 02:52:00 Author: JamesDNaux Posts: 757

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Yo mama is so fat she bougth a pair of Fitness Step and she ate them!

2011-08-20 01:49:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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^meh. Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of a plane and ended World War II.

2011-08-20 02:45:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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Yo mama is so blind that she mistook you for your sister. You're an only child. OH SNAP.

2011-08-20 02:58:00 Author: abyssalassassin Posts: 717

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Yo momma's so fat she can break obsidian by sitting on it! Yo momma's so fat that she can visit Chernobyl unharmed! Yo momma's so slow that she actually has 23 years! Yo momma's so dumb she thought that the sculpture in the car's hood is to target pedestrians!

2011-08-20 03:07:00 Author: gdn001 Posts: 5891

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(ANTIJOKE MODE: ON) Yo mama is so fat, she noticed it and makes exercise 5 hours a day. (ANTIJOKE MODE: OFF) Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to smoke a Weedle. (a bug pok?mon)

2011-08-23 00:04:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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^fail. Yo mama's so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed the whole LBP2 movie Figment.

2011-08-23 01:29:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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^fail. Yo mama's so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed the whole LBP2 movie Figment. Yeah, I know, I?m not good at yo mama jokes, I think I?ll leave this game afterthis one: Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

2011-08-24 04:35:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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^Better. Yo mama is SO stupid, when she heard it was cold, she said "Disinfect everything! I don't wanna catch it!!!1"

2011-08-25 04:58:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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I know I said I were gonna leave, but I tought some funny ones. Yo mama is so stupid that when her smartphone fell, she took it and sent a tweet: Is everyone okay? Yo mama is so fat that she uses 2 watches, one for each time zone she is at. Yo mama is so fat she falls out of her bed... from both sides. Yo mama is so fat she is bipolar, she can touch both North pole and South pole.

2011-09-01 03:28:00 Author: ALEXhatena Posts: 1110

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^Better. But now for a funny random cat picture- http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-pictures-i-dont-care-if-the-kid-is-dirty-this-is-my-special-time-leave-me-alone.jpg Kitteh say go away NAO.

2011-09-01 05:06:00 Author: 49er Nation Posts: 429

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes on an elevator, she HAS to go down! (Oh snap!) (Yup, giant bump!)

2012-06-05 01:58:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yo momma so poor she cant AFFORD to pay attention.

2012-06-05 02:38:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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^LOL! Yo mama is so stupid that when her smartphone fell, she took it and sent a tweet: Is everyone okay? Yo mama's so stupid that she doesn't even have a smartphone because she thinks that she's not smart enough to use it!

2012-06-05 14:10:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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Yo mama so dumb she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team...

2012-06-05 22:31:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Yo mama so poor when you said " I wanna go to Chuckee Cheeses!" She said "you wanna see a mouse?" open the refrigerator! Original by me

2012-06-05 22:34:00 Author: SuperROBO1 Posts: 358

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

2012-06-05 22:39:00 Author: Kern Posts: 5078

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Yo mama so fat that she is a map on call of duty!

2012-06-05 22:56:00 Author: Unknown User

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Yo mama's so fat that when she wanted a waterbed they put a giant blanket over the ocean. Oh snap!

2012-06-08 01:00:00 Author: Xtrahuman Posts: 431

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Yo mama's so fat, that she wears large clothing!

2012-06-08 01:42:00 Author: TheMonkeyBlade Posts: 687

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Yo mama is so fat she inspired the game Katamari Damacy.

2012-06-09 21:02:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the freeway as a Slip-N-Slide. Yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravitational pull. Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped into the ocean, all of the whales jumped out and sang "We are family! Even though you're fatter than me!" Yo momma's so fat, she was the stunt-double for the boulder in Indiana Jones. Yo momma's so fat, when she visited Japan, everyone started screaming "IT'S GODZILLA!!" Yo momma's so fat, she's labeled as a WMD: Weapon of Massive Daaaaaaaayummmm. Yo momma's so fat, you have to send in search parties to find stuff stuck between her layers of fat.

2012-06-12 05:48:00 Author: Outlaw-Jack Posts: 5757

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Yo mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing...

2012-06-12 06:56:00 Author: Ironface Posts: 432

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Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't get past the first question on her math test-your name here-.

2012-06-12 18:47:00 Author: MajorAce626 Posts: 138

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Yo mamma's so small, when she peeked through a peephole, she fell into the next room.

2012-06-27 22:40:00 Author: L1N3R1D3R Posts: 13447

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