Archive: 16 posts

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Just a distraction from work! Lame, punny, clever, anecdotal... jokes! Modify ones you know, invent new ones. Q. How many sackboys does it take to dim a lightbulb? A. None, with a bit of logic. Q. Why did Mm take down the Charlie Brown costume DLC? A. Too many Good Griefs. "I just dived into a XXX level," says a visibly shaken sackboy. "That's nothing," says his friend, "I've been in ones where you have to jump fifty times!" "You've been going around with Cuckolder98 again!" says a sackboy to his sackgirl. "I bet it's all R1s and Ups on the D-pad with you two behind my back, isn't it!" "It certainly is not!" says the sackgirl. "Cuckolder98 is a right gentleman, he's never touched me in that way." The sackboy points at her chest. "How did all those stickers get on you then!?" "Well," she says with a mischievous grin, "I never said anything about his Popit." Q. Why can't Clive get funding to reopen his factory? A. Investors say his face is sketchy. Q. What's the difference between a ghost and a troll on LBP? A. A ghost only Boos you once, if that. Two sackthings walk into a bar. "Huh!" says one. "Coulda sworm this was just a decoration." Two sackboys join a third in a nighclub level and are promptly booted. "Under eighteen not allowed!" says the host. "No fair!" they protest, "We only have four slots!" Many Creators will capture a flaw, but few will emit a mistake. -- LittleBigProverb Add your own!

2011-08-04 07:03:00 Author: Unknown User

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Lol, you made me laught xD. Ok i got some: Q: Why does golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Q: How much does a polar bear weigh? A: Enough to break the ice. Q: Why are you reading this?...it's not even a joke.....Can't you see it's not colored??...Omg your still reading?.......STOP A: Omg i can't believe your also reading this after you got owned by the false joke...Wow really? Your still reading?!.............I bet you still are....Why don't you stop reading this and take a look at my next real joke?.....I said stop and read the next one!............Why don't you listen?!...Curious Sack! This one is good: Q: Why did the boy throw his toast out the window? A: He wanted to see the butter fly. xD!!

2011-08-04 07:19:00 Author: Sport_dude Posts: 622

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Don't quit your day job

2011-08-04 09:58:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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I won't! Although I might fired for spending too much time in forums posting groaners. Q. Why aren't there more sackbot couples? A. They're always on again, off again. "Creatinator? I barely know her!" Q. Why did the sackboy attach a five-second deadly gas emitter to his butt using the overlord glitch? A. To kill himself before the ten-second spike emitter attached to his groin went off!

2011-08-04 10:19:00 Author: Unknown User

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!!! XD

2011-08-04 16:08:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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I should have made it more clear... I meant LBP related jokes.

2011-08-04 17:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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I should have made it more clear... I meant LBP related jokes. Ok then... Q:Why did the sackboy cross the road? A: To get to the other layer!!! XD I am too funny!!!

2011-08-04 17:54:00 Author: zzmorg82 Posts: 948

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Q-Why did arbiekko slap zzmorg82? A-He was being a little smarty pants. .

2011-08-04 18:06:00 Author: craigmond Posts: 2426

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So..... does anyone have any GOOD jokes?

2011-08-04 18:44:00 Author: Ali_Star Posts: 4085

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The LPB community. Hahaha.

2011-08-04 21:53:00 Author: GameRoom Posts: 200

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The LPB community. Hahaha. Yeah, that is a good one. Their spelling is so bad sometimes it's funy! I know I spelt funny wrong btw.

2011-08-05 00:03:00 Author: Jedi_1993 Posts: 1518

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Do sackperson pickup lines count? 'cause you look so spongy I want to grab the hell out of you

2011-08-05 00:28:00 Author: SnipySev Posts: 2452

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:kz: Hmm... 2 Sackpeople are walking on the Third Layer. Another Sackperson Joins & happily greets them. "Hi, how's it going?" The other 2 Sacks turn & look at eachother. 1 of them says: "Is that Sack talking to me?"

2011-08-05 01:33:00 Author: IronSkullKid99 Posts: 515

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When you think about it, the Collector got 100% before anyone else Yeah, that's all I got..... Cheers, flyinhawaiian

2011-08-05 02:19:00 Author: flyinhawaiian Posts: 357

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Q. What do you call someone who Dives In to 25 games? A. A trophy seeker. Q. What do you call someone who Dives In to 26 games? A. A masochist. Q. Why aren't there more muscular sackthings? A. Because they're happy with three Push Ups at the most. Q. Why don't UK players let US players onto their Moon? A. It kicks the thermometer up at least 32 degrees. So I went on a blind date with a girl I met on LBP and she invited me home for a nightcap. "Ohhhh," I teased, "So are we, you know, doing a little H4H?" She smiled, "We could do that." Emboldened, I said "Maybe a little P4P? F4F?" She purred, "Yeah baby, why not?" Finally I lost myself, caught up in the fantasy. "Let's go all the way, right here, right now, roleplay style!" So she slapped me in the face, stole all my stuff, and kicked me out. Girl knows her games!

2011-08-05 02:36:00 Author: Unknown User

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Special double post bonus round! (Inspired by LBP ruining my game data last night.) Q. What did the arbiekko say to the LBP? A. "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Two players are chatting on PSN. "Want to play LBP2?" one asks. The other one gets all morose and says "Why bother? It's just a big glitchy mess that will destroy all your efforts as soon as you let your guard down for even a moment." Q. What's the best way to recover data you overwrote yourself? A. I have no idea!!! *falls over, weeps hysterically*

2011-08-05 08:48:00 Author: Unknown User

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