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Sony buys Sucker Punch

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http://ie.ps3.ign.com/articles/118/1185450p1.html
Seemed interesting
2011-08-02 22:28:00

Author:
jeperty
Posts: 486


Wait... I thought Sony already owned them.2011-08-02 22:43:00

Author:
Random
Posts: 673


Wait... I thought Sony already owned them.
So did I, but turns out they didn't
2011-08-02 22:46:00

Author:
jeperty
Posts: 486


What they thought they were buying.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Sucker_Punch_Logo.png

What they've actually bought.

http://images2.playserver1.com/ProductImages/3/1/8/2/7/0/1/1/11072813_500x500_1.jpg
2011-08-02 22:46:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


What they thought they were buying.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Sucker_Punch_Logo.png

What they've actually bought.

http://images2.playserver1.com/ProductImages/3/1/8/2/7/0/1/1/11072813_500x500_1.jpg

"Um guys..."
"What happened?!"
"I think we bought the wrong one..."
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" (Puking noises, followed by several gunshots and running footsteps)
"I guess I'm fired? No point trying to get a job in this climate, oh well, I had a good life..." (Heavy breathing followed by a click, then a cry of "Eureka!") "Wait, if they've killed themselves, which they have, then I might be the new CEO of Sony! Awesome! But I'd better read the Terms and Conditions to see if it's in the smallprint. (Flicking of pages for 10 minutes) "I'm bored already, **** this ****." (Final gunshot noise)
2011-08-02 23:54:00

Author:
abyssalassassin
Posts: 717


I guess Microsoft fans wanting InFamous just got...

Quite disappointed don't you think?
Since they won't be able to get it and all...

What?
You expected me to say they got "Sucker Punched"?

Pfft, that's just dumb.
http://yeahbutton.com/
2011-08-03 00:17:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


I guess Microsoft fans wanting InFamous just got...

Quite disappointed don't you think?
Since they won't be able to get it and all...

What?
You expected me to say they got "Sucker Punched"?

Pfft, that's just dumb.
http://yeahbutton.com/

Why would they be dissapointed? Sony already owned Infamous.
2011-08-03 00:32:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Sony's face right now:

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/106/887/original/backpain-1292835351.jpg?1300412448
2011-08-03 03:47:00

Author:
CyberSora
Posts: 5551


Next up: Naughty Dog, seriously Sony get them in the family too (ok i have no idea if they already are, but i thought Media Molecule and Sucker Punch were already but i was proved wrong on that)2011-08-03 06:30:00

Author:
JKthree
Posts: 1125


Next up: Naughty Dog, seriously Sony get them in the family too (ok i have no idea if they already are, but i thought Media Molecule and Sucker Punch were already but i was proved wrong on that)

Naughty Dog was bought about 10 years ago.
2011-08-03 08:10:00

Author:
Rabid-Coot
Posts: 6728


Naughty Dog was bought about 10 years ago.

Yeah, that would be why all their games are only on Playstation. Jak and Daxter, Uncharted, crash bandicoot, etc. They were bought back in 2001 by Sony.

(Sorry, just felt I had to say it)
2011-08-03 12:25:00

Author:
Unknown User


Why would they be dissapointed? Sony already owned Infamous.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the man with no sense of humor!
2011-08-04 07:21:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


Ladies and Gentlemen, the man with no sense of humor!

On the contrary, Rabid Coot has quite the developed sense of humor.

What threw him off with your joke, however, was your utter lack of humor. Henceforth, seeing as how your humor is so underdeveloped, you shall be required by law to write, every time you attempt a joke, "This is a Joke".

As a corollary, video clips of EDI from Mass Effect 2 might also suffice.

Failure to comply shall result in brain poisoning.




... Oh, peanut, on topic.

Uh... Yeah, it surprised me they weren't already owned by them. But hey, guess nothing really will change... on our side anyway. They'll jsut continue doing this forever and ever and ever and ever and ever <3
2011-08-04 22:49:00

Author:
RockSauron
Posts: 10882


On the contrary, Rabid Coot has quite the developed sense of humor.

What threw him off with your joke, however, was your utter lack of humor. Henceforth, seeing as how your humor is so underdeveloped, you shall be required by law to write, every time you attempt a joke, "This is a Joke".

As a corollary, video clips of EDI from Mass Effect 2 might also suffice.

Failure to comply shall result in brain poisoning.




... Oh, peanut, on topic.

Uh... Yeah, it surprised me they weren't already owned by them. But hey, guess nothing really will change... on our side anyway. They'll jsut continue doing this forever and ever and ever and ever and ever <3

I already do that tho. :o
2011-08-05 00:21:00

Author:
Silverleon
Posts: 6707


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